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  1. Land of the Blind (lotb) - Appendix: Venue Magazine Issues by Date, and Print Messages by Issue
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  3. Venue magazine was one platform for the commercial event of media in the 21st century, linking past and present and part of the launching of a commercial and criminal cult millennium. This is where our lives vanished, behind the society behind the glossy magazine worlds of Bristol and Bath, in turn press, advertising, TV and film, a proliferate commercial universe that has made people into products and runs itself as a criminal network and cult. Nothing seen here is mine. Its analysis is a seperate task.
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  6. Venue Magazine Issue by Date
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  8. Venue magazine #511: 17 December 2001 - 11 January 2002
  9. Venue magazine #512: 11 January - 25 January 2002
  10. Venue magazine #523: 14 June - 28 June 2002
  11. Venue magazine #526: 25 July - 9 August 2002
  12. Venue magazine #531: 4 October - 18 October 2002
  13. Venue magazine #536: 15 November - 21 November 2002
  14. Venue magazine #537: 22 November - 28 November 2002
  15. Venue magazine #541: 20 Dec 2002 - 2 January 2003
  16. Venue magazine #542: 3 January - 9 January 2003
  17. Venue magazine #543: 10 January - 16 January 2003
  18. Venue magazine #544: 17 January - 23 January 2003
  19. Venue magazine #545: 24 January - 30 January 2003
  20. Venue magazine #546: 31 January - 6 February 2003
  21. Venue magazine #547: 7 February - 13 February 2003
  22. Venue magazine #548: 14 February - 20 February 2003
  23. Venue magazine #549: 21 February - 27 February 2003
  24. Venue magazine #550: 28 February - 6 March 2003
  25. Venue magazine #551: 7 March - 13 March 2003
  26. Venue magazine #552: 14 March - 20 March 2003
  27. Venue magazine #553: 21 March - 27 March 2003
  28. Venue magazine #554: 26 March - 3 April 2003
  29. Venue magazine #555: 4 April - 10 April 2003
  30. Venue magazine #556: 11 April - 17 April 2003
  31. Venue magazine #557: 18 April - 24 April 2003
  32. Venue magazine #558: 25 April - 1 May 2003
  33. Venue magazine #559: 2 May - 8 May 2003
  34. Venue magazine #560: 9 May - 15 May 2003
  35. Venue magazine #561: 16 May - 22 May 2003
  36. Venue magazine #562: 23 May - 29 may 2003
  37. Venue magazine #563: 30 May - 5 June 2003
  38. Venue magazine #564: 6 June - 12 June 2003
  39. Venue magazine #565: 13 June - 19 June 2003
  40. Venue magazine #566: 20 June - 26 June 2003
  41. Venue magazine #567: 27 June - 3 July 2003
  42. Venue magazine #568: 4 July - 10 July 2003
  43. Venue magazine #569: 11 July - 17 July 2003
  44. Venue magazine #570: 18 July - 24 July 2003
  45. Venue magazine #571: 25 July - 31 July 2003
  46. Venue magazine #572: 1 August - 7 August 2003
  47. Venue magazine #573: 8 August - 14 August 2003
  48. Venue magazine #574: 15 August - 21 August 2003
  49. Venue magazine #608: 16 - 25 April 2004
  50. Venue magazine #628: 3 - 12 September 2004
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  53. Venue Magazine - I Saw You and Personals
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  55. Venue magazine #511: 17 December 2001 - 11 January 2002
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  57. I Saw You at Bohemia. I once saw you on the door, you never seem to be there anymore. Give me a call.
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  59. I Saw You at Bohemia. You were the little Ausie girl who never stops chatting. Come and chat to me one day.
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  61. I Saw You at Creation. Red haired barman, think his name is Chris, we dance under the spot light. Would like to do more....!
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  63. I Saw You at The Works 1st Dec - Jenny - Southmead nurse - you were with your friend Rachel - you said you'd stay till the end then I lost you. I'd really like to see you again - Phil. Box No 3031
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  65. I Saw You at E-Shed. Brunette Princess from above, I think you are or were the manager of E-Shed. You grabbed my nuts, I hollered, yeah baby.
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  67. I Saw You at Watershed. You had seductive blonde split ends and a walkie-talkie, a dominant manner. Call me. Box No 3041
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  69. I Saw You Lucy. At the vodka section in Tesco, and then asleep, snoring like Darth Vador! Stop dreaming about snogging Madonna you perv! Love Amanda and Clarissa xxx Box No 3042
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  71. I saw you at Watershed. Bex my little pink binty lets run away from work and go to Paris. Box 3046
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  73. I Saw You at Park Street. Long Blond hair, big black trousers and a hoodie. We know your not a panda but it's gayo for life! Box No 3049
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  75. I Saw You outside E-Shed. Cheep white trash watching porn & loving every minute of it.
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  77. I Saw You at E-Shed. Psycho ozzie barmaid, you tried to rape me, I ran, now I need therapy.
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  79. I Saw You at Watershed Cathy - I have admired you for a long rtime now, thank you for everything - your curly haired friend. xxx ?
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  81. I Saw You coming at me at some speed on Redland Road Monday 3rd Dec @ 3.45pm. Me , Green Peugeot, You blue/purple ?? car. Was dazzled by your headlamps and by your smile. I'd pull over for you again! Box No 3056
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  83. I Saw You. Instantly, chemically, I faltered to fall in love, unattainable Pandora. My love knows of absences more, expressive in the promise of hope, than there is in any presence. Mr Paranoid, Paranerd, Paradox...
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  85. I Saw You at E-Shed. Goofy afro head bar tart, yo' fly. Wanna be my bitch? Heard you're a cheap cocksucker...
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  87. I Saw You at E-Shed. On your birthday with a crack whore ya pikey bird. Box No 3034
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  89. I Saw You at Barristas @ 4am. Your dreads reaching down your arse. Thanks for the good time. keen to do it again soon.... Starstruck chick Box No 3035
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  91. I Saw You on Saturday 8th Dec. Wearing a union jack beanie in E-Shed, thought you were really spunky!
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  93. I Saw You at E-Shed. You were a really hot looking DJ. I think your name is Ben. I only come in here tonight to see you!! email me now!! R.ROLLINGS@hotmail.com
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  95. I Saw You at the BBC party in Kickers. I was dressed as a mass of staples and sellotape, you came as a siren. Banged into you outside the toilets and told you I felt sick - you didn't seem to mind or run off. Didn't catch your name - should've. Promise not to puke. Box 3036
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  97. I Saw You in the motorway service station on the M4 (westbound) past Reading. You were sat alone drinking coffee (about 1am on 10/12) and smiled at me as I tried to get the coffee machine to work. Haven't a clue where you were going - or if you're going to read this. Want to know where you came from. Box No 3037
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  100. Venue magazine #512: 11 January - 25 January 2002
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  102. I Saw You - family at the Farm pub. Thanks for a wicked New Years Eve. You kept me warm in a sub-zero tent. Hope to see you again in 2002. Box No 3128
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  104. I Saw You in The Arcade, Broadmead on Sat 5.01.02 @1.30ish. Sultry blonde in denim, smoking a cigarette. I bought the trainers but wasn't quick enough to catch you. I kept thinkIng ‘What If?' Did you? Box No 3129
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  106. I Saw You Patchouli man. 1st at coffee, twinkling eyes noted, 2nd (smelt) in corridor, your graciousness appreciated, 3rd at Xmas party, just as I had to go. Likely to remain aphasic to the nth, but I am curious - are you? Box No 3130
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  108. I Saw You in Edinburgh on NYE. You said you were a nurse from Totterdown. I was the tall(ish) guy who knew your friend. Gave you a peck on the cheek before the crowd swept you away. Would like to get in touch and have a drink a bit closer to home. Box 3131
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  110. I Saw You at Bohemia I think they said your name was 'da fox' - does that mean you have an especially bushy tail? Your green eyes stunned me from the minute you stood behind the bar. I want you.
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  112. I Saw You at Slug & Lettuce (Bristol). Your name was Kav - we saw you behind the bar. You were tall, dark & sexy. Box No 3106
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  114. I Saw You Collette At Naval Volunteer Xmas Eve. Me Steve with hunched shoulders! Can't find you in yellow pages - would very much lIke to see you again - phone no. or email please? Box No 3118
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  116. I Saw You at The Duke of Cambridge. In Easton on Dec 28th. You kissed me and then ran away. I went into shock. Fancy a drink sometime? Box No 3117
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  118. I Saw You at The Watershed. You were wearing a yellow BENCH T-shirt, cut off at the sleeves. You're J Lo looks have captured my heart, You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. Box No 3108
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  120. I Saw You at Coronation Pub Southville. You pull the pints on Fridays your name Is Julie. I've been known to stare at your heaving cleavage and been on the receiving end of your foul tongue (joy) lets meet up and vomit together in a gutter of your choice. Box No 3109
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  122. I Saw You at Broadmead Spinning end attempting to hide your bags. Behaving just like a child, Was waiting in the Watershed. On time, which you were not. Did you buy the butt? I love you Steve. Box No 3110
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  124. I Saw You at Watershed You: long haired girl with two eyes. Me: the shitty bloke with the raincoat who sat in the corner (20/12/01) we exchanged a glance and you brushed past me and we made a dash for the toilet. Same time next month? (20/1/02) Box No 3112
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  126. I Saw You in Clifton. With a polar bear, a nut-brown hare and a kangaroo... will you be mine today, tomorrow and or a little longer too? Box No 3119
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  128. I Saw You at The Watershed You were wearing a pink basque. My eyes popped out & you nearly did tool Box No 3113
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  130. I Saw You off Gloucester Road - in the early hours of 2002 - a big muscular, balding man was holding back your hair as you vomitted. You apologised as I walked past - said I didn't mind in the slightest. Chatted to your (I assume) boyfriend for a while, but it was you who made me laugh. If you fancy making a new start for 2002 - get in touch.
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  132. I Saw You at The Fleece New Year's Eve. stealing my paper string! Fancy stealing another kiss? Box No 3115
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  134. I Saw You ... and kissed you (delicious!) at the back of the Thekla on Moulin Rouge night (20th Dec) - the gorgeous Richard from N. Wales... sorry I had to dash off, a mate was in distress! But I want to see you again and I don't care you're up there. I'm gutted I didn't get your number so give it to me please! The lady in black (& peacock feathers). silkiewilk@yahoo.co.uk
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  136. I Saw You at The Watershed Girl in black trackie bottoms with sexy hair thing. Love ya! Box No 3114
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  138. I Saw Your reflexion in a crisp bowl, holding my hair like a hero. U busy next new yr?
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  140. I Saw You at Quay Bar Ex blonde now brunette if you want to be Darla, I'll be your Angel. Box No 3107
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  142. I Saw You at Bohemia. Phwoar! Hot bar chick at Bohemia with the blue beaded necklace. You rule
  143. my adolescent testosterone - fuelled life. Pour my pint anytime! Love Matt CJ x Box No 3104
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  145. I Saw You in Phoenix Bar On the Clifton Triangle. I came over to say hello but had to go then. You looked stunning and certainly stunned me on and off the dance floor. Would love to start our conversation again. Box No 3118
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  147. I Saw You dancing to Scratch Perverts at Blue Mountain. You in Incredible Hulk T-shlrt, me in green Acid Casual top. You are the most beautiful girl in the world. Please get in touch. Box No 3120
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  149. I Saw You at The Prom bar I was the barman who kept glancing at you and vice versa but I was too nervous to just look at you and smile. You had purplish hair and sat with an older lady, hope you come in again. Box No 3121
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  151. I Saw You at Watershed bar You served me a stunning cocktail and I admired your wicked dreads. Box No 3111
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  153. I Saw You at Byzantium Drummer boy. I was the blonde diggin' your vibe. If you'll be my Richie Sambora, I'll be your Heather Locklear. Note, your performance was a cymbal of our lust. Drop me a line and I'll teach you some rhythm. Box No 3122
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  155. I Saw You Sam @ Level Sat 15th December. Me: V.serious, you V.lovely, with friends for the weekend. Lost you @ Blue Mountain. If you think that was a good intro, wait till you see what's next!! Box No 3124
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  157. I Saw You at Ether 30/11/01. Nice cardigan and furtive knee touching. Liked you hair cut and taste in travel destinations. The cold-handed, warm-hearted woman. Box No 3123
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  159. I Saw You at Free Party In Matlock, Derbyshire 22.12.01. can't remember much; you might be Tom, you are from Cornwall and live in Bristol but I think you leave to travel soon? I'm moving to Bristol on my own in next week or 2 so hope to catch you so you can show me around? Hope you remember me. E.C Box No 3125
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  161. I Saw You at Prom, Gloucester Road Saturday 15th December. You were at next table with mate upstairs. You have tattoo (right arm), black hair, ear pierced, wore black shirt. I had my brown hair tied up, wore glasses. Contact me if single! Box No 3126
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  163. I Saw You at The Cadbury on NY day. You with skateboard and "can" of Traditional English Breakfast..You'll never grow up to be a big strong lad with a sparrow's appetite. You need second helpings! Now I know what you like for breakfast, all that's left is for you to stay at mine for the night! Box No 3127
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  165. I Saw You at Bohemia. On Saturday 1st December. You the very pretty and beautiful bouncer called Emily. One word describes you... wow! From the DJ who will always play the right tunes for you! Who wants to see you sometime!!! Box No 3105
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  167. I Saw You, the naughty mermaid on New Years Day. Me: ruined sailor boy, dashed against the rocks of your blue planet. Dazed & confused, making no attempt to escape, even though the water was rising. PS you small of haddock.
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  170. Venue magazine #523: 14 June - 28 June 2002
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  172. I Saw You. You were 30 storeys high, a metaphor for the destructive power of atomic energy. Godzilla du-na-na, Godzilla du-na-na. And Godzooki. Box No 5810
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  174. I Saw You at E-Shed Action man - your eagle eyes picked me out in the crowd, let's snuggle up in your combat jacket and make mushroom clouds together. Box No 5911
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  176. I Saw You at the Arnolfini - I think your name is Anna. You are the most gorgeous specimen of blondness I have ever had the fortune to discover. If you own a stripy T-shirt and a stetson, you are mine! Box No 5912
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  178. I Saw You. Hey Mr Tiddle, fancy meeting up with little miss Sunshine again? Box No 5913
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  180. I Saw You at Hinkley Point Party, thankyou all for such a fab time with special thanks to Matt end Hannah for keeping me safe and warm when I would have froze my tits off otherwise. May there be lots more summer madness to come, love smiley Jen x Box No 5915
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  182. I Saw you at the Farm Thanks for being a good mate - get a new car Matty Boy from John Boy. 5916
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  184. I Saw You at the Farm, Monday Bank Holiday. You, black short dreads, me bloke at bar, blonde white, in denim jacket too tired to talk but wont be next time. Box No 5917
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  186. I Saw there were no corners on the beach then I lost you. Doh!! Make sure we play that game of backgammon sometime x Box No 5918
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  188. I Saw You at the point of being lush. This happens a lot. I know the best looking Seaman at the Farm. Box No 5920
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  190. I Saw You at the Farm, I think you ride a scooter and have a lovely hooter I think your mums called claire and you have wicked hair. Box No 5922
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  192. I Saw You at the Farm you blonde bombshell in the Park, me propping up the bar. Lets stay together. Box No 59123
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  194. I Saw You. I like the idea of spinach, Im alright the worlds alright. Toppings night out bean. May there be many more monkey nights and chilli sauce. Sing it James Brown. Box No 5924
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  196. I Saw You at the accident and emergency ward at the B.R.I. on Saturday night, you, stitch in head, me, broken nose. Shall we meet again? Box No 5945
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  198. I Saw You at E-shed maz youre running away to tax haven, hope it wasn't anything I said. Wish we'd spent more time together but I know it's for the best. Keep the motors running, you inspire me love you and miss you, Beanie xxx Box No 5926
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  200. I Saw You at @Bristol I saw you across a crowded street, girl in black when will we meet? Box No 5927
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  202. I Saw You at Mandalyns I came in again Mando, your name a wonderful name to compliment your deep delicious eyes xxx Box No 5930
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  204. I Saw You at The Bath Tap but also at Mandalyns talking to Lee and Jessy - Weed. You have lush bleached hair and your name is Drew. I think you hate me because I have spots. My best friend you may know as panface. Box No 5931
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  206. I Saw You at the Watershed, lady in black you cut my slack, no turning back coz you've got the knack. Abbi I love thee xxx Box No 5951
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  208. I Saw You at Central Wine Bar You were wearing a leopard skin thong, it didn't stay on for long but I forgot your name, Box No 5935
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  210. I Saw You at Central Wine Bar My name is Bert because people say I look like my namesake Mr Reynolds. I think your name is Liz, you have very bubbly hair and a husky voice. My dream boat, be mine. Box No 5936
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  212. I Saw You in my bed, giving me the best koala hugs and kisses. At 26 you are sexier than ever. Happy Birthday from the Giraffe xxxx Box No 5939
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  214. I Saw You at Central Wine Bar on Sat 31st May. You were blonde, serious and very sexy obviously in need of some serious loving e.g a good stuffing Box No 5940
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  216. I Saw You at The Rock our eyes mat across the dance floor. I grabbed your lovely rear and sqeezed gently. You slapped me, spat on me and ran away. I know it was true love. Be my alibi. Box No 5941
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  218. I Saw You. There you were just walking down the street singing doo-wa-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-doo And I loved it Box No 5942
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  220. I Saw You at E-Shed drinking with your friends. You were wearing a suit and looking dead sexy. I think your name was Andy - we briefly chatted about making a movie together - you had the loveliest curly hair ... Box No 5943
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  222. I Saw You at Level. You were chewing your face off. You offered me a chewing gum, a cigarette and water. I declined but you persisted. You said your name was Baz - call me. Box No 5944
  223.  
  224. I Saw You in my dreams then you turned up in E-Shed while I drank free Guiness. You wore a gorgeous blue hat. Let me buy you a flat so we can be together. Xx Box No 5925
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  226. I Saw You at the Watershed you were wearing a CCCP jacket, looking miserable at the bar. I couldn't help but notice your pain, it runs deep, share it with me. Love Sucre xx Box No 5946
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  228. I Saw You in Walkabout bar on Friday 24th May - you had long black hair and were performing the frogdance. I think I love you for your beauty and your intellect. You are fine. Box No 5947
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  230. I Saw You at Fopp, Park Street. You were wearing a blue Italia T-Shirt and were the sexiest bear I ever Saw xxx I think I'm in love !! Box No 5978
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  232. I Saw You on the front cover of Art Review "Swearing Like A Sailor" and fancied the pants of you. Box No 5948
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  234. I Saw You at Dorset Cereals looking at the clock. You had blonde hair, white coat and hair net. Get in touch for some raison lovin!! Box No 5950
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  236. I Saw You at Mandalyns, its me again. I think your name is Mandy or Manda. I cant get you out of my head. Box No 5932
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  238. I Saw You at the Arnolfini I was touched by the tissue soaking tbe blood on your pock marked face. You wren't sure of your identity but I think I could hepl if only you weren't such a loony ps the hills are alive Box No 5952
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  240. I Saw You gorgeous moustached Spanish looking man at Lloyds Bank, Church Road St George Thurs 2nd May 3.30pm - me, girl with brown cap and dog i Saw you before 22nd Dec at Rock n Roll do, Page Hall If you are single get In touch! Rock Chick. Box No 5953
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  242. I Saw You, Instantly, chemically, I faltered to reach you, untouchable, no mortal My mirror-muse knows of absences more, expressive in the promise of a stupid vow, than there is any sweet or sensuos presence Miss Parallax, Paranupt, Paradox, Pare....done Box No 5954
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  244. I Saw You Donna, blagging tbe last of my spliff at the Meridian Place Party on the 25th. You were lovely - if it hadn't been the very last of my stash I would have skinned up for you all night! Box No 5955
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  246. I Saw You on the last number one bus to Southmead on Tuesday 26 May. You, a UWE student and gorgeous- me, tall, fair and blue eyed. A talkative old man said we should get together. Email me on ukridge@hotmail.com Box No 5956
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  248. I Saw You at Kingsdown asking about my neighbour who had been burgled. I pleaded ignorance, quietly hoping you'd whisk me away and take down my particulars. Looking gorgeous in that uniform I have reason to believe you'd look gorgeous in anything. Box No 5957
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  250. I Saw You at the suspension bridge party. You were colourful cybergirl, I was the last dancing gnome. Cheeky smiles ...you waved goodbye ... I was speechless...Doh! Box No 5958
  251.  
  252. I Saw You at Thai classic 28th May. You were eloquent and elegant. Long dark hair with red flower. Had I not been sitting down your smile would have made my knees buckle. Great conversation, laughter and an excellent birthday card. Hope to see you again. Box No 5959
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  254. I Saw You Headful of Laos! Remember that freezing 4th April 2000 at Heathrow. You were gorgeous then and your gorgeous now. Looking forward to the rest of our lifes together. Ta Quiero Con Todo El Corazon Box No 5961
  255.  
  256. I Saw You Pete. When I met you in Bar Room Bar on Thursday you made me laugh, you made me smile, I never got your number but do you fancy coming round to mine so we can get better aquainted?? Box No 5962
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  258.  
  259. Venue magazine #526: 25 July - 9 August 2002
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  261. I Saw You...As I will always see you - beautiful, gorgeous, incredibly sexy, desired by all, loved by one my cafE au Lait, my brown skin Nubian queen. All you ever had to do was be there for me and now you've lost me 4eva.
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  263. I See You...Everyday. I know your every move, I know your favourite food, I know your favourite colour, I know your favourite drink, and where you like to take it. Starbucks, 8.45, latte, half a sugar.
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  265.  
  266. Venue magazine #531: 4 October - 18 October 2002
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  268. I saw you at the E-Shed. Tall, leggy...all eyes on you, with taught, lithe skin. Here's to the next 26 years! Love ya baby!
  269.  
  270. I saw you sexy, sultry Matt sat at the end of the bar...lets get rude together...you know you want to! Box no. 7206
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  272. I saw you at The Farm, the Cadbury and The Star. Studying to teach Spanish. Well travelled, sexy and smart. Quite a combination. Hope you're not in Brighton yet Cuica Linda. Box no 7207
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  274. I saw you door-to-door selling on Brighton Rd. I was decorating, brought you coffee. I am more stupid than Homer Simpson 4 not getting your no. Box no 7208
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  276. I Saw you at your house! Sexy Lora! You had your luscious dreadlocks and 2 stars tattooed on your tummy. We sat on your leather sofas till the early hours. Te quiero carino! Mwah! Box no 7206
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  278. I saw you at Vagina Monologues. Squirming In your seat-macho Martin. Ha Ha, How I laughed! Top Bloke! Love C. Box no 7210
  279.  
  280. I saw you at The Farm. You were passed out in the girl's toilet (well maybe). Wearing your green shirt. Sort it out lightweight. Box no 7211
  281.  
  282. I saw you at Birth. Wonderful Mump! Now you know there is a reason to read 'I saw you'. I love ya xxx Esty. Box no 7212
  283.  
  284. I saw you at The Farm. DJ Dad! Playin' phat tunes. Just to say I think your tops... pops! Box no 7213
  285.  
  286. I saw you at The Farm. The first time we met. Now you're my lovely Irish petal.
  287.  
  288. I saw you Becky. DRUNK. None of us have a stop button. It couldn't have worked out worse, but we love you.
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  290. I saw you in my lectures. James Boyle of Bath uni - dreamy hunk! Box no 7214
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  292. I saw you at Fopp. You were listening to a stack of 12"s. Hope you've got a 12" inch hidden away somewhere for me! Box no 7215
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  294. I saw you at The Priory. You slurping a fresibin. Me with a mouthful of cake!! How about lunch at the Old Rec?? Box no 7216
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  296. I saw you at Bohemia. Agathe: sexy, sexy young thing with the hot French ass! I wanted to take you over the pool table! (Remember the old days?) Damn I've missed you! Welcome home my goddess. I love you, Christian x. Box no 7217
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  298. I saw you at the Roo Bar. You had big eyebrows and a lovely pair of winkle pickers. Oh Kirsty, I love you. Will you be my Michael Jackson and blow bubbles? Box no 7216
  299.  
  300. I saw you at the Roo bar. A mature stallion in Wellington boots. Every time I meet you I want to spank your wrinkly arse! Box no 7219
  301.  
  302. I saw you at the Watershed, Male aged 25-28, dark blue shirt, with friends, dark hair and a certain Joie de vievre! Me, tan trousers and dark blue t-shirt. Box no 7219
  303.  
  304. I saw me at the Watershed. I read these every issue and no-ones ever seen ME! I have! Looking fine in my orange t-shirt. Why, thank me! Sure thing baby. Box no 7220
  305.  
  306. I saw you at the Watershed. You were the bloke looking mashed with the milk bottle stuck 2 the side of ya face. Fair play. Box no 7221
  307.  
  308. I saw you Sketchy dude. Sketching out, being rude. Been munching today? Hip Hip Hooray!
  309.  
  310. I saw you Mr Space Cadet. Clutching your milk bottle and talking to plants. Groooovy. You're not paranoid, we were staring at you. Lets make a movie! Grrr! Box no 7222
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  312. I saw you at the Watershed. Lookin' line In ya yellow fish gutting clogs, eating carrots. Box no 7223
  313.  
  314. I Saw you at the Watershed. You had long dark hair and a black top on, talking to 7/8 friends. Me, fawn trousers and a navy blue t-shirt. Get in touch. Box no 7224
  315.  
  316. I saw you at Browns. Behind the bar. Love the Beckham haircut! If you fancy having a sweet time come to the pineapple and ask for Big Ron. Box no 7225
  317.  
  318. I saw you at the Watershed. Blonde, bright-eyed and bootylicious. I think you were called ace. Give me some sugar baby! Box no 7226
  319.  
  320. I saw you at your desk. You gaze out over Cotham Hill...is it Film 59'? Tousled dark hair & a boyish grin...you're gorgeous. Catch my eye again... Box no 7227
  321.  
  322. I saw you at Blaise Castle. Children's play park, Sat 14th Sept. You social worker looking after special needs autistic child. Me weekend father with baby boy. We talked for a while by the swings, would like to talk more. Box no 7228
  323.  
  324. I saw you at the Fez club and also the Rizla tent at Glastonbury. I'm sure lt was you, are you the noxious? I'm too shy to answer your e-mail, but I think you're a big bad boy. Woof Woof! Box no 7229
  325.  
  326. I saw you at the junction at the end of Zetland Rd. Crossing at the lights you stepped out and were hit by a black Volvo. I think I saw you winking at me before you lost consciousness. What ward are you in? Box no 7230
  327.  
  328. I Saw you at the Watershed. You've got blonde hair and a generous cleavage. You saw me by the bar on a Friday. Meet for fun and frolics? Box no 7231
  329.  
  330. I saw you at the Watershed. With your Bill Drummond book. You have good taste, but you're making me sick. Box no 7232
  331.  
  332. I saw you at the Watershed. You, raven haired beauty, pensive and looking In turmoil. Become mine and sail away on my raft. Box no 7233
  333.  
  334. I saw you at the Watershed. I saw Matt Bowers looking ever so sexy! Box no 7234
  335.  
  336. I saw you at the E-Shed. Fondling yr nostrils, u spiky haired babe in the diesel jeans. I don't think it would take me long to get to the bottom of yr substance. Box no 7235
  337.  
  338. I saw you at the E-Shed. I'm French and just thought oh la la! Your high 'hills' drove me mad. Tout fou! J'adore! Can't wait to see you there again. A plus! Box no 7236
  339.  
  340. I saw you angelic ray of sunshine. Miss you although I glance at you everyday. Be happy and contented. Love and peace. Box no 7237
  341.  
  342. I saw you watching me in leopard fur. How wet did you get? Splish splash. Go on, take the plunge! Box no 7238
  343.  
  344. I saw you at the watershed. Blonde, blue eyes, your name was Anna and we got on as hot as a Finnish sauna. You know my number, Box no, 7138
  345.  
  346. I saw you at R.S.V.P in Bath. You walked through the door and my heart skipped a beat. You said your name was Tim and you owned a laundrette. You wanted to watch my smalls go round! Box no, 7137
  347.  
  348. I saw you at the Greenhouse. You were a vision of loveliness. You were wearing a white leather mini-skirt and matching high heeled boots. I bought you a cider and you said I was nice looking. I hope you weren't joking, Call me. Francis. Box no, 7138
  349.  
  350. I saw you at the E-shed. Hiya sexy, I saw you looking cool at the bar wearing your cheeky T-shirt. You were wearing my kabab by the end of the night..... SORRY. Box no, 7139
  351.  
  352. I saw you at Browns. You sexy Caribbean lady laying face down on the pavement after falling down the steps. Me, a passer by laughing hysterically, would love to meet up and take a trip together. Box no, 7140
  353.  
  354. I saw you at the E-shed on Tuesday the 3rd September. Your name was Marcus
  355.  
  356. I saw you at the E-shed. Josh FC you sexy thang, waiting for your call, love from 'The Princess'
  357.  
  358. I saw you at the E-shed. Big and hairy but very feminine wearing a nice leopard skin number.
  359.  
  360. I saw you at the E-shed. Two ladies, 4 breasts and a pint of larger. My heart skipped a beat that night. Lets do it three more times again... Box no. 7141
  361.  
  362. I saw you Daley, shakin that ass, shakin that ass, I saw you Daley.
  363.  
  364. I saw you on Durdam Downs. Very early morning, your dog was the wrong way round. Me spannered. Box no. 7142
  365.  
  366. I saw you at the Central Wine Bar. You were the sexy barman. I think your name is Matt. Whoever you are you are lush and I'd like to see what's under those sexy skin tight trousers you were wearing. Box no. 7143
  367.  
  368. I saw you at the Watershed. Your pouting lips and curvaceous thighs were things to attract my eyes. PS. I need you Box no. 7144
  369.  
  370. I saw you Erotic Dave, Eramos pocos y paria la abuela. Can't wait to marry you my little wallaby.
  371.  
  372.  
  373. Venue magazine #536: 15 November - 21 November 2002
  374.  
  375. Slim attractive woman with personality. 40s, seeks big ugly man with money for "sex, drugs and rock n roll" and/ or bnlliant relationship. Box 2327
  376.  
  377. I saw you at The Farm, you sexy Guy Fawkes Daddy!
  378.  
  379. I saw you at The Farm, again. I'm actually getting quite pissed off with you giving me crap head. On my pints of Guinness. If you don't sort it out I'm going to kill you in interesting ways x
  380.  
  381. I saw you at Duvet Vous?, gorgeous ginger girly you know who you are...hopefully see more of you next time.
  382.  
  383. I saw you at Delfer Krug. Harry Potter lookalike, let me give those cuts and bruises a bit of special attention.
  384.  
  385. I saw you at Raincheck. Bar and Blue Rooms, Bath (Friday 18/10). Your name is Jan and you are Indian. I am 6.3" tall, wearing black, blonde spiky hair. You are gorgeous. Box S5381
  386.  
  387. I saw you after the Vous? With shopping trolley silliness, the brother Gibbon.
  388.  
  389. I saw you where I always see you. Again and again. For god's sake when will you realise what's good for you and be my bitch? Box S5362
  390.  
  391. I saw you at Mandalyns (behind the bar). Come drive my truck or come for tea on my boat. Bristol Lesbo.
  392.  
  393. I saw you at Mandalyns. Barry. if only you would wear your hair without all that wax in it, perhaps I'd love you! Box S5363
  394.  
  395. I saw you at The Farm. I was working at The Farm behind the bar. you asked for a bottle opener - call me.
  396.  
  397. I saw you at Duvet Vous...cheers the Phish for playing for us. Hope you had a gudun, hope to see you at the next one.
  398.  
  399. I saw you at The Farm completely bollocksed. Happy birthday Nice, lots of love Noise Boys
  400.  
  401. I saw you at The Farm. I likes you, I likes the way you work. Box S5364
  402.  
  403. I saw you at the bar, we were playing a game, who will win is yet to see. You're real sweet, I'm not really, thanks for being a mate I've not got many. S5365
  404.  
  405. I saw you at The E-Shed, hey Guapa! You're looking so good tonight babe, can you guess who I am? From your brunette love bitch. Box S5366
  406.  
  407. I saw you at the Horn & Trumpet. You had a lush Ben Sherman shirt and I liked the way you gelled your hair. You were so fit when you offered me your mobile phone, so lush. Box S5367
  408.  
  409. I saw you with your leeks and asparagus. The wind blowing your huge composter. What a sight. Meet on the hill. Box S5368
  410.  
  411. We saw you at The Farm. You had a hula hoop in your belly button and then it all got funny. Box 5369
  412.  
  413. We saw you at Bucky's. You were nekkid!! You know who you are, "Toe Bum"! A liberating experience I'm sure! Box S53610
  414.  
  415. I saw you at The Blue Monkey Saturday 2nd October with a very short skirt and friend. Get a longer one, stop covering yourself up! I'm single - are you? Box S53611
  416.  
  417. I saw you at E-Shed. Benyameeeen and Richie boy...smoking kills, you know? At least you could burn the evidence. Te he!
  418.  
  419. I Saw you at The Shed. Like TV like Danni Minogue but cheaper like my type. After 9-5 she me together on this dancefloor soared my pulse female (10 years faster). Box S53612
  420.  
  421. I saw you at The Old Duke. You were the Fat Controller. I couldn't keep my eyes off you that ribcage Fancy a date? We could go rowing. Box S53613
  422.  
  423. I Saw you under my duvet. You left soon after my mum came in. Please come back soon Clem! Box S53614
  424.  
  425. I saw you and knew there was no-one else. You filthy little beast, Sam. Hallelujah Box S53615
  426.  
  427. I saw you at The White Hart, Park Street, looking damn fit in your ski hat baggy trousers, red T-shirt...and a BUM BAG? Never seen anyone look so fit with one! Your name might be Lee. Box S53616
  428.  
  429. The Watershed...well I used to, but I hear your hot foxy chica ass has been fired, won't come here any more!! Where are your cheeky bunches?! Box S53617
  430.  
  431. I saw you at Rolf & Dave's Halloween party 2nd Nov. You were dressed as Wednesday Adams. Who would have thought any man could look so good dressed as a woman; nice legs, fantastic handbag. Maybe I could be your Pugsley and you could tower over me? Box S53618
  432.  
  433. I saw you at Duvet Vous? Jenny, and you've still got me bloody cardigan!!
  434.  
  435. I saw you at The Watershed, you were dropping mad science over beats behind dat bar shizniz I thinkz I love ya! It's those low saggin pantz that hit the domepiece. you're me dawg! Les frotteur je-jenesis Pike
  436.  
  437. I saw you at The Watershed. I dig your mad hip-hop styles, those low slung pants and that crazy limp, I know you like monkeys but I could swing in your tree any time! Box S53619
  438.  
  439. I saw you at The Watershed ooooh those glasses, oooh those wee curls, that wee face, you've flowered and I love you because you're my soulmate - but don't get a big head because it wouldn't suit you. Box 553620
  440.  
  441. I saw you at The Watershed Jess baby, shakin that ass, love ya honey and the psycho bunny. Smoochikins, lets get married. Box S53621
  442.  
  443. I saw you at The Watershed, wearing your weird little tweed trousers, how you are flowering my dear, if you were a couple of inches taller you'd be a real woman!
  444.  
  445. I saw you at Rolf & Dave's Halloween party on Saturday Nov. 2nd. You were dressed as David "Bargain Hunt" Dickinson in that wonderful 3 piece suit with the black mullet wig. Fancy coming to value me? Cheap as chips! Box S53622
  446.  
  447. I saw you at The Watershed, You had blonde hair, sitting by the girl in the yellow mac. Box S53723
  448.  
  449. I saw you at The Watershed. God I love you! Lick my trousers Mmmmm tasty! Box S53724
  450.  
  451. I saw you at E-Shed 3rd Nov. Who's that fella who was wearing a new blue zip-up top, wish it was where it belongs, on my floor. I sald my name was Harry. can you be my Sally fella? Box S53625
  452.  
  453. I saw you at bedtime, with big bunny ears babysham & babybel bunting. Baby be mine. Box S53726
  454.  
  455. I saw you at The Watershed Jen, Mike and Lou, we met before Donnie Darko...remember me? Lets
  456. dance that (group) dance we never got to dance...I...think I love you (all). Box S53627
  457.  
  458. I saw you at Watershed and Renato's (?). Welcome to Brissol J - enjoy!!
  459.  
  460. I saw you at The Watershed in your big red shirt with your big red shoulders - do you do ballet?
  461.  
  462. I saw you at The Star and Garter Jason. You work at BAE. Can you remember what I do?! I think you should know that I definitely fancy the pants off you! See you soon...? Love Isobel. Box S53628
  463.  
  464. I saw you at The Watershed. It's a crime that people don't have lime in their San Miguel. I appreciate your hell! With that red (ish) dress in mind, I think that you're the kind of girl to give me a yell. Box S53629
  465.  
  466. I saw you at The Lamb and Lion Sunday night Karaoke. Song C David song for you. Lost your number Lucy from Keynsham. Box S53730
  467.  
  468. I saw you Ezmal. I thought you were at The Watershed and it turns out I was misled, to find you at Arnolfini had me wondering where we could be, come with me to foreign lands, all I want us to hold you hand. Box S53631
  469.  
  470. I saw you not. Neither here nor there. Though a serious seeker am I. Did you see me? Box S53632
  471.  
  472. I saw you at E-Shed, short n curlies on your head. cute glasses down the shed, your tats drive me wild, thank god your ginger love god went home, From Lewinskam
  473.  
  474. I saw you almost two years ago now, at our college party 30/03/01 - you were too shy to come up and speak to me...just as well I came up to you otherwise we wouldn't be together now! I miss you, can't want to see you. Love Vicki
  475.  
  476. I saw you Swael and Alan. I need your intensive support, love Flossie.
  477.  
  478. I saw you every Thursday at Esporta. Spanish lady lookalike working out on cross trainer and pilates stretches. You look great super legs and more...Fancy a trip to the Balaerics with the oldest swinger in town? Sooner rather than later. Box S53733
  479.  
  480. I saw you at The Farm shop in Keynsham When you walked round the corner of the shop my heart stopped. I could hardly order the 6 eggs I needed. You are a charming wonderful man, thank you. I felt on top of the world when I left. Now I need some more eggs, so ask me out on a date next time I come in. Box S53634
  481.  
  482. I saw you at Sigur Ros 7/10/02. You in black shirt/jeans, blonde hair tied back, me - red quicksilver sweatshirt & blue jeans. Our eyes met In the bar several times, you were with two other girls. Could we meet up? Box S53635
  483.  
  484.  
  485. Venue magazine #537: 22 November - 28 November 2002
  486.  
  487. I saw you looking damn fine in ya fluffy wellies. Dammit. Meet me by the chicken coup to ruffle some feathers. Box S5373
  488.  
  489. I saw you at The Farm fireman Dan...what great pockets you have! Not to mention your dumplings. Box 55376
  490.  
  491. I saw you at MOB business lecture. You're a cute patchy haired blonde/brunette curly hunk, you're about 5'10, I think you're called Christian. but I'm too shy to speak to you because you're so fit and funny. I think I'm In love! Box S5379
  492.  
  493. I saw you at The Watershed, your artistry was consummate, your arse divine, the bottle was empty, please will you be hours...what?! Eat something next time Mr Farmer! Box S53713
  494.  
  495. I saw you at Death in Vegas. You used to be my best friend - good to see you happy & well. Loads of love always, Lizzie B xxx
  496.  
  497. I saw you at The Watershed. Your manky mullet does you no good, you should drink more Tiger Beer because you're only a pussy cat. Nice cashew coat from Oxfam Toby, good luck in employment! Box S53717
  498.  
  499. I saw you at The Watershed. You were coughing up nachos and refried beans into your hand. I'll never look at another man again. Box S53718
  500.  
  501. I saw you at Watershed. I was grinding some daughter, getting my smoke on an ting when a girl 13 years younger gave me some sugar. Cashback! Ring me back an call me daddy. Box S53719
  502.  
  503. I saw you at Watershed, you were eating some tasty nachos (although you've got a big enough arse anyway)and spilt all over you hands. I was well Impressed though.
  504.  
  505. I saw you at The Watershed. You were grinding up some daughter, smokin some weed an ting. Bo.
  506.  
  507. I saw you at Watershed, your sexy fat arse really turned my dials. Want to meet up for a bum reunion because I think I've had you before, that arse could only belong to Gary.
  508.  
  509. I saw you at The Watershed. Hey yanky, wanna doodle my dandy? All man you are!! Soon hunny. J XX
  510.  
  511. I saw you Gerry of 10 Winsley rd, the fat bloke in the corner I love you!
  512.  
  513.  
  514. Venue magazine #541: 20 Dec 2002 - 2 January 2003
  515.  
  516. I saw you at Watershed writing random I Saw Yous. Did you see me by the I Saw Yous, cause I saw you two! Yum Yum. Box S5411
  517.  
  518. I saw you at Watershed writing an I Saw You about those two, you saw me cause I was with you. They were quite tasty! Box S5414
  519.  
  520. I saw you at Tap. Lady with the toupe, you make my hair stand on end. If you want electricity, call me. Box S5415
  521.  
  522. I saw you at Bath Tap. Man behind the fruit machine- come out whoever you are for love and fun Box S5415
  523.  
  524. I saw you at Delfter Krug. Your mysterious eyes and dark skin drew me to you. You didn't understand much English which made it more exciting-saw you Monday and Tuesday at work. Box S5416
  525.  
  526. I saw you at Delfter Krug, Bath. You are Gayorg. How do you catch a moonbeam in your hand? Box S5417
  527.  
  528. I saw you at the CPS. Cookie...Why do you have the worst mullet in town...Kitten breath? Box S54115
  529.  
  530. I saw you at the Farm. Good things. Well done Ricky and Lara. You sorted shit out. Love you both. Halfman.
  531.  
  532. I saw you at Mr Watts. Your Friend gave me your number which I lost. I go to the Watershed most nights! Especially Thursday! Secret Admirer xxx Box S54116
  533.  
  534. I saw you at Watershed. The Waiter (with the widows peak) is rather shy and very cute.
  535.  
  536. I saw you at The Farm. You'll always be the one. How many more ways can I find to tell you that I love you?
  537.  
  538.  
  539. Venue magazine #542: 3 January - 9 January 2003
  540.  
  541. I saw you at Watershed. The At Bristol crew... keep purple reining forever! Happy Christmas.. love Pixie and Marilyn xxx
  542.  
  543. I saw you at Farmers Market 04.12.02. You bespectacled man, always wearing your headphones! Me, dark haired girl in the red scarf. You bought a swede and I bought some carrots- fancy sharing some mash?? Box S5425
  544.  
  545. I saw you wearing a loud t-shirt. Hair in nodgles. Looking gorgeous. Come back for hot lesbian action. Box S5426
  546.  
  547. I saw you at the Watershed. You were gorgeous, with finger stuck in a socket dreads. I love you. Are you a lesbian? Box S5427
  548.  
  549. I saw you, Caeser's Palace!!!! Your boyfriend's mad and you are absolutely gorgeous. Can we continue our brief conversation please? Box 54210
  550.  
  551. I saw you at the Watershed. But you weren't here, the Goblins made me do this! My nodules crave your expert unspringing. Box S5419
  552.  
  553.  
  554. Venue magazine #543: 10 January - 16 January 2003
  555.  
  556. Personal
  557. An alright male human, not mad, bad or sad. Slim build 53, not unnattractive, arts biased. Wants sassy female to share second youth Box 2351
  558.  
  559. I Saw You
  560. I Saw You at Watershed (Box Office, CafE, Admin, Kitchen). It has been lovely working with you guys. Un Grande Abbracie (a big hug) Maurizio xxx
  561.  
  562. I saw you at The Farm. Ju- what a man you are- thank you for a great Xmas and New Year. J. Box S5435
  563.  
  564. I saw you at The Farm. You were the biggest Mincy Boy in the room. I asked you to dance, and was rejected. Box S5436
  565.  
  566. I saw you eyeing up my Yurt. Look, I've told you before, if I'm getting rid of t I'll shout "Yurt for Sale!" I'm not telling you again! Box S5437
  567.  
  568. We saw you beautiful people at the Farm, New Years Eve. Top night, we love us. Won't be around for 9 1/2 hours or thereabouts. Gone to Muntlins.
  569.  
  570. I saw you at Watershed. You know who you are because you look at all the girls like that, but I'm the only one that stared back aswell xxx S xxx Box S5438
  571.  
  572. I saw you Bungalow sitting on your sofa, stroking your pussy, with the Ramones playing sweetly. Box S5439
  573.  
  574. I saw you at Bath Guildhall market CafeE. Thurs Dec 6th, 3.15pm. You were raven haired woman of many rings talking sexual politics to friend while man on the next table pretended to read with black coat on. You looked on your way out. I liked the sound of you.... Box S54310
  575.  
  576. I saw you Rusty Chain at the Polish Club, on 20th December. You were red and sweating and yelling that you were coming, over and over... Come all over me!!! Box S54312
  577.  
  578. I saw you working at The Watershed. You are beautiful and have a lovely way of being. 'Hello and goodbye'. xx
  579.  
  580.  
  581. Venue magazine #544: 17 January - 23 January 2003
  582.  
  583. I saw you at the Close, many years back. Pastetry in motion to the newsagants. We live in the same town now. Nice one. You're a pal Saski. Box S5441
  584.  
  585. I saw you at the Farm. Congratulations Mark and Jet! Tying the knot or tying the noose? God bless xxx
  586.  
  587. I saw you picking kiwi fruits in NZ..You were from Bristol with blond curls and very small feet. You should be home by now. Would love to meet again. Box S5442
  588.  
  589. I saw you at the Thekla Sat 11th Jan...wow...what a gorgeous sultry bird you are! You had dark shoulder length hair in a bob..a paisleyish red top...sparkling brown eyes..and a smile that quite frankly blew me away. God...thank god for mirrors...love me xxx Box S5443
  590.  
  591. I saw you..on New Years Eve at the Thekla...phwoarr...you were the greatest dancer..it was like ralphing
  592. and robotics melting into one!!! You were called 'J-Ho'. Nice pair of baps...ur smile was like a cheshire
  593. cat...go girl gooo...u didnt see me but I was watching u from a dark corner..love mr danesh xxx Box S5444
  594.  
  595. I Saw you being repeatedly manhandled from the stage at the Thekia on NYE. You were too wild for me... Box S5445
  596.  
  597. I saw you leaving the party opposite the Cadbury on New Years eve/day, lovely lady! You said it was a shame we didn't get chance to talk, & I have to agree. Unfortunately I was in no fit state then! How about that chat sometime? Box S5446
  598.  
  599. I saw you again, making your jewellery. That little dog of yours is so sweet.
  600.  
  601. I saw you In Ikea. buying rugs on the evening of Jan 2. Loved your crazy jeans, and the smile you gave me warmed my heart Box S5448
  602.  
  603. I saw you ESTELLE, We met at the MARRIOT ROYAL on new years eve. I haven't stooped thinking about you, but I cannot reach you. I have your champagne flute. Please contact me. IAN xxx Box S5449
  604.  
  605. I saw you over a year ago at a party then on my bed. you, white socks and a nice smell, me, nice cleavage and insults, should we meet again?
  606.  
  607. I saw you, Jay, Cafe Unlimited, pnvate party. Me quiet, timid, don't give up on me... H
  608. you came into my shop, come in again, i just love the way you move, angel like.
  609.  
  610. I saw you, you lovely man. You're jeweller and have a shop in the clifton arcade. You know di too. Box S54410
  611.  
  612. I saw you Blond woman - well dressed - I've seen you a few times on the Triangle. Think you're probably in your late 30's - but hard to tell. Our eyes met -etc - once was with my Indian friend. If you see this it would be good to hear from you. Box S54411
  613.  
  614. I saw you bill.. you used to work in the white hart on park street when I knew you, about 5 years ago. i was drunk but you were still gorgeous. remember me? I saw you recently an folkhouse but was with my boyfriend. I dreamt about you last week.
  615.  
  616.  
  617. Venue magazine #545: 24 January - 30 January 2003
  618.  
  619. I saw you at Bar Latino’s on Thursday 19th December. I broke your leg. l am really sorry, I hope you are OK. Have a fab New Year! Break a leg!!
  620.  
  621. I saw you at E-Shed you crazy yoghurt weaving hippie keep in tune with the Cosmos man. Love ya. Box S5451
  622.  
  623. I saw you at E-Shed. "Lets steal a spaceship and fly to the sun and shoot all the stars with a lemonade ray gun." Anyone know where to find a spaceship! Box S5452
  624.  
  625. 1 saw you at E-Shed. Hot and spiced personality you taste cracking isn’t there anything you’re lacking? **KEZIAH** Box S5453
  626.  
  627. I saw you at E-Shed. Keep seeing you around, come to think you are quite round and cuddly at that keep round. Box S5454
  628.  
  629. I saw you at Henry Africa’s on your first night and I want you to spank me like the Princess I am. X X X Box S5455
  630.  
  631. I saw you at the Depot on New Years Eve. You are married? I was sweaty and hammered. You are called Harriet. I have ya number can I call ya? Box S5456
  632.  
  633. I saw you at E-Shed u random shroom heads. Oh dear, everything’s melting, never good! Glad we’ve been seen at Iast, thanx to the well fit bar guy, let’s find ourselves in greenflelds with sun on our backs u randoms! J Box S5457
  634.  
  635. I saw you at E-Shed. You were Justin Creditjie. I was just out of time. Box S5458
  636.  
  637. I saw you at Watershed. I loved your luminous hump. Shine some of your bicycle light on me. Box S5459
  638.  
  639. I saw you at the gates of hell. Your cloven hooves were gert lush, your tail was long and snake like. If you tease my beard with your trident of love, my dad will buy you a new bike. Amen. Box S54510
  640.  
  641. I saw you at the Watershed. I hope it's not your boyfriend you were sitting with but you looked fast and furious with your green simple top on 10/01/03 @ lunchtime. Tin tin hair and white trainers do it for me baby! Box S54511
  642.  
  643. I saw you Ricky Matthews on Park Row. I recognised you as the bus pulled away. Did you recognise me? Long time no see. Little Miss Shy. Box S54S12
  644.  
  645. I saw you at E-Shed. You half Indian half whatever. Shine on. Hopefully you'll never know what u have- which will be your beauty. Safe to Westbury lot!! Box S54513
  646.  
  647. I saw you at Watershed. You were tall with dark hair and side bums, wearing a pink camp shirt and a leather jacket. You kept talking about Tom Baker and Doctor Who. I love you! Box S54514
  648.  
  649. I saw you at Watershed. You the sexy Greek behind the bar? Don’t stay in the background, we want to see more of that lovely ass! Box SS4515
  650.  
  651. I saw you at the Watershed, Sunday 5.20. The elegant arid beautiful older woman dressed in brown with your young cool friends. How do you always look so captivating. Why do you never see me looking? Box S54516
  652.  
  653. I saw you at Watershed. 17.30. You vixen, eluring, captivating woman- your name surely must be Pamela- what a Goddess! Box S54517
  654.  
  655. I saw you at the Watershed. Psycho’s eyeing up Captain Birds Eye on Sunday 12th Jan. Lovely. Box S54S18
  656.  
  657. I saw you at Watershed and thought oh what wonderful maps of the world her forehead sports. Box S54519
  658.  
  659. I saw you Lara. I love you pure and simple. Box S54520
  660.  
  661. I saw you Half Man and Emma. You are the best mate a friend could ever have. Richy and Lara.
  662.  
  663. I saw you Thor, God of Thunder (aka: Colin) at the Thekla the other night but Eric Idle arid Titti Kaka offended you and you stormed off. Do you still want this coke? Box S54521
  664.  
  665. I saw you at the White Hart Inn near the bus station, wearing a very colourful top-all rainbows and white thunderstorms. I was wearing equally colourful jacket. Tuesday 7th Jan 2003- early aftermoon. WLTM if single call Phil Box S54522
  666.  
  667.  
  668. Venue magazine #546: 31 January - 6 February 2003
  669.  
  670. Personals
  671. Help Me! Friends needed, I am 35, and was having a lovely time living wonderful London, when my horrible hushand made me move to this social desert. Sound familiar? Call me, I want to go outl Box 2369
  672.  
  673. 5 dinner guests required for Valentines night in Bristol with new friends. Please apply with name, photo and details to dinner4-5@flat2.totelserve.co.uk
  674.  
  675. Dance partner wanted (female). Someone who would like to learn rock and roll or improve existing technique- nothing too serious- mainly Tues nights. Box 2362
  676.  
  677. Tall assertive male (40), experienced and understanding, seeks intelligent non-assertive female, 20 plus. All limits respected. Box 2366
  678.  
  679. I Saw You
  680. I saw you at The Bath Tap, you said you were called Rory, you were my big boy for the night.......can we meet again? Call mel Box S5461
  681.  
  682. I saw you at The Tap, you were the beautiful man (?) with the lush blonde locks, classic good looks and the gold front tooth. I was the girl by the fruit machine, slowly weeping over your earth shatteringly stunning face. Box S5462
  683.  
  684. 1 saw you at Central Wine Bar. I think your name is Jimmy, your mullet is so sexy, it reminds me of my youth in the early 80'. You are so incompetent behind that bar, it's
  685. funny. Ring me, you are clearly a desperate coked up mother fucker! Box S5463
  686.  
  687. I sew you at The Central Wine Bar, you tried to take a bottle of Corona off of the premises. I think you had a girlfriend but who cares ay? Box S5464
  688.  
  689. I saw you at The Central Wine Bar in Bath, with your long blonde hair and smile. I want to make you mine. please say you will! Box S5465
  690.  
  691. I saw you at Bar Ha Ha, I looked at you, you looked at me, we looked at each other, it must be love, love, love da da. (barmaid) Box S5466
  692.  
  693. I saw you at Roo Bar, drinking all day on Saturday, but still looking fine....Ted Baker. Box S5467
  694.  
  695. I saw you at Roo Bar. Sexy checked shirt, outdoor type. Fancy meeting away from preying eyes. Rescue me from my balcony. Box S5468
  696.  
  697. I saw you at The Roo Bar, you were a hunk! You were wearing glasses and a navy blue jumper. You had a big smile and I waved to you across the bar. You said hello but never bought me a drink! Maybe next time??? Box S5469
  698.  
  699. I saw you at The Roo Bar on Saturday 18th, you hunky outdoorers. Love you all, from the RP girls Box S54610
  700.  
  701. I saw you on Pembroke Road with your top down in the rain, I think your name is Joe or Jon or something, get your hair cut, you look like a tit. Box S54611
  702.  
  703. I saw you at the E-Shed, you were working bethind the bar getting in quite a sweat. It turned me on, you sexy rabbit! Box S54612
  704.  
  705. I saw you at The York CafE, you were looking rather tasty and you fried those sausages to perfection, can't wait for you to fry mine! Box S54613
  706.  
  707. I saw you at The Watershed, you said your name was Charlie and told me you were about to become a filmmaker. I've always loved making home movies (wink wink). You can put me on your casting couch anytime! Box S54614
  708.  
  709. I saw you at E-Shed, you invited me to a party on a Friday at number 41. Didn't turn up. What a fool! Fancy a date? Box S54615
  710.  
  711. I saw you at The Watershed, you had a grizzly beard and said you worked at Eat The Beat. Are you a DJ or summing? I'll be your groupie! Box S54616
  712.  
  713. I saw you on my birthday...thank you Miss Brown, Seanie Sean, Munki, Simon, Ed and Angie, for all your hard work arid effort. I was touched all over. Thanks for making
  714. it special, I love you all very much. Thanks too to Stu and Sammy Sue, and lain. Auditions for 'Come As You Are' being shortly with Ms Browne directing. How play nicely...much love. Beanie xxxx
  715.  
  716. I saw you at Dojo Bar at midnight on Friday 17th January. You shone across the dancefloor, blonde ringleted beacon. I am drawn to your flame. You had hiccups, you
  717. still made my night. You teach, I teach. My number's sitting on your mates mobile. I'd love to call you but I can't, the pen ran out. Jim xxx Box S54617
  718.  
  719.  
  720. Venue magazine #547: 7 February - 13 February 2003
  721.  
  722. Personals
  723. "Rock chick" 4O's slim attractive articulate, seeks skinny musician type tor wild times home comfort, and lerv. Box 2370
  724.  
  725. Bisexual female, 40, enjoys the arts, walking, WLTM like-minded female for friendship, possible romance. Box 2374
  726.  
  727. I Saw You
  728. I saw at work ...it was in my minds eye...as I wasn't there...with your back facing that of a mutant in Ihe corner...By the initial 'S' ...she would probably have been wearing a
  729. hideous knitted creation...like that green stuff that butchers use to display their meaty wears!!! Must have been very irritating !!! See you tomorrow in your school uniform!!!
  730. Love ur 'ex' colleague x
  731.  
  732. I saw you at Po Na Na, Monday 20th. You Welshman in band who blew me a kiss, me - a fool tor not getting your number or even asking your name. Get in touch Box SS471
  733.  
  734. I saw you at Arnolfini last Thursday (23.01.03) You pull the Hoegaarden like a princess, you look like a goddess and smile like an angel with your fine shortish black hair! Any chance of baking you a cake darling? Box S5472
  735.  
  736. I saw you at The Watershed. We made eye contact, I think you are nice. I heard your mete call you Chubster. I’ll eat your chubb! Box S5473
  737.  
  738. I saw you at The Farm. I conquered you! I made love to you! l'll never look back!!
  739.  
  740. I saw you at The Mosque and I heard your prayer call. I will answer you with peace and allow you freedom of speech and expression LET THERE BE LIGHT! Box S5474
  741.  
  742. I saw you at Maurizzio's. Beautiful girl with Eastem eyes. You will see me before I see you again. Come to lunch. Box S5475
  743.  
  744. I saw you at The Base Of My Neck. You are a purple monkey called Quentin with very long arms, given to me by my nice Ben. You look cheeky and you cuddle me. Cheers (your nose is triangle shaped) Sigh. I wish you were alive!
  745.  
  746. I saw you at The Farm on February 2nd last year and I still can’t shake you off! I love your girlfriend! Keep up the lager free diet xxx BF
  747.  
  748. I saw you at The Farm. You was classy you was sassy. You shook that tooshie like there was no tomorrow and I aint never seen a man with his butt sewn up in pink and green Ya man! Box S5476
  749.  
  750. I saw you at The Farm (26.01.03) Your breath stank of Newcastle Brown and chillies but there was a light in your eye. I was in leather fetish gear with a whip and light brown autumnal hair. Brush your teeth and give me a call! Box S5477
  751.  
  752. I saw you at The Farm. I looked like b***cks so I was to shy to talk to you. Green wig and horns (have photo) Box S5478
  753.  
  754. I saw you at Dojo's bout six months ago, acting cool and looking a little bit fine. Gona be well angry if you don't read this JESS! The things you make me do. Love you x
  755.  
  756. I saw you at The Watershed. Lovely naughty goat lady, you're very rude! Lots of kisses L.
  757.  
  758. I saw you Joe, you look so good...you're so fit but you don’t want me, you have another! See you soon my love.
  759.  
  760. I saw you at The Odeon. Kiara, you are my dream date. We had fun but don’t bring your friends next time! You kicked my dog. Text me back. Love me!
  761.  
  762.  
  763. Venue magazine #548: 14 February - 20 February 2003
  764.  
  765. "I saw you in Marrakech. Your name was Raymond and you were the best gazelle in town. Thanks for everything you've done over the last few weeks, it means more to me than you'll ever know." Cheers, James
  766.  
  767. I saw you on the way to The Farm, in your mums shoes! Teetering, not toppling Elegance evading you but endearing none the less! Box S5482
  768.  
  769. I saw you at Roo Bar. You had lovely jubblies and blonde hair. You were on a computer and held a lovely air. It was the 17th December, a night to remember, when you met Dan you made a fan xxxx Box S5487
  770.  
  771. I saw you at E-Shed. Hi Steph. I saw you and fell in love with you at first sight. please be mine forever. I love you so much. Dan xxxx
  772.  
  773. I saw you in bed this morning my horny little fuck monkey! You know who you are...l love you! Big hugs xxx D
  774.  
  775. I saw you at The Watershed with your big bins and your white collars. I thought you were 2 dykes but I wish you went both ways. Feed my hunger! Box S54813
  776.  
  777. Valentines
  778. Big P How about doing something completely different on Now Years Eve this year? Love you more and more every day. Love L.P x
  779.  
  780. Snuggles. I love the way you dip your soldiers in your egg!! All my love Fluffy
  781.  
  782. Beautiful red head - you write for Venue, not Cris Warren! I can't stop thinking about you, since you interviewed me last week. Please tell me you're single. Love sick musician xx
  783.  
  784. To my little Firecracker. Push me in deep, light my fuse, see me rise and watch me explode. Lets fawk Love Turd
  785.  
  786. To my little Snufflebump wanna breed? Poopy poops
  787.  
  788. Ben Bird You make me hard. All my love Dx
  789.  
  790. Louise...You are my honey and I'll love you forever...D xxx
  791.  
  792.  
  793. Venue magazine #549: 21 February - 27 February 2003
  794.  
  795. I saw you at The Watershed munching on a chicken Tikka Masala, you big sexy goteed man! Box S5491
  796.  
  797. I saw you Jem, with your Emerald tiger on planet shroom. Feeling balmy? Box S5492
  798.  
  799. I saw you at The E-Shed. Rachel Edwards, 2 weeks ago. I was with friends, you liked my groovy Richard Gere chique style shoes. Would love to meet again if single. Phil the suit Box S5495
  800.  
  801. I saw you Melanie, I've just realised that I don't have your number anymore and have a touch of amnesia as to where you live in Bedminster. Let us know and I'll take you out for a pint. By the way, didn't you just love that Low gig? Phil Box S5497
  802.  
  803. I saw you in Laser Blue, Cotham. Moonchester seeks Moonbeam for drives North and Eurotravel. Box 5498
  804.  
  805. I saw you Valentine Jack, I sense you more at this time of year, with the birds all out, with the wind chasing. It's been the five years we talked about. It's nearly time Babe, you never escaped my mind. Look out for me. Lady M
  806.  
  807. I see you on Picton St. Glos. Rd and in St Andrews Park with your 2 kids doing the 'weekend dad' thing? You have great tattoos and a sexy bum! Maybe you've seen me with my 2 (big) kids- doing the 'full time mum' thing? wanna meet for a coffee and compare parenting skills?? Box 5599
  808.  
  809.  
  810. Venue magazine #550: 28 February - 6 March 2003
  811.  
  812. I saw you Dave at The Farm mostly. A breath of fresh air - a ray of Aussie sunshine - good laugh - good mate. Come and have a pie floater (eugh!) or some other tucker some time you prize galah! blah blah blah blah! S5501
  813.  
  814. I saw you at The Watershed. You had an air of mystique, candy floss side bums, red plastic talons with glittery stars, you smiled, rail tracks gleaming in the night. Oh that Gucci G - string. You hadn't shaved for a week. Same time next Friday! S5502
  815.  
  816. I saw you at A Moment of Time when I fell head over heels in love with you Bud. Actually I'm a bit tipsy but I love you with everything I got and here's to us. Love Nia and Rodney one love xx Dynamic Duo xx
  817.  
  818. I saw you at The Watershed 9 months and 10 days after we met. Our first valentines day together. The first of many. Ian I absolutely adore you. Be mine forever xx Gert Big ol kiss and morr lata!!
  819.  
  820. I saw you leaving The London pub arm in arm. You broke my heart. How could you spend Valentines day with that dog, Hope you both enjoyed question of sport.
  821.  
  822. I saw you on the couch. Thanks for a fantastic Valentines night. Lets do it again sometime. Monkey xx
  823.  
  824. I saw you Steve through the window of the Three Pilchards. Thanks for the holiday! Xxx
  825.  
  826. I saw you at the E-Shed turning up 2 hours late for work. I didn't see you work for the rest of the night you lazy bastard, cut your hair!
  827.  
  828. I saw you or at least heard you on Vibe 101 - DJ Sally- 1Oam and weekdays. Did you get my letter'? Would you still like to meet any weekend for dinner, movie, nice night Out pubbing and clubbing, Phil The Suit, S5503
  829.  
  830. I saw you in the London pub, I gave you a bone and a bowl of food, you said you'd warm it up for me and let me sleep by your side - How was it for you? Monkey x
  831.  
  832. I see you reading the I saw you - Lets get wozy x S5504
  833.  
  834. I saw you Claire - You organised Fairy 77's production of "The Vagina Monologues" at the cube in aid of the next link charity. I'd like to make the next link dialogue with you!!
  835. Also to Becky who was at The Bar Essential on Thursday 13th February. A beacon of sanity in a rowdy crowd. You work for the AOL call centre and you had a rainbow bag and a Papa Roach Jacket. Like to meet somewhere quieter girls? S5505
  836.  
  837. I saw you on Dean Lane on 18th February at 8.15pm and my whole world was illuminated. Me: bloke with dog, you: dark haired beauty whose smile I long to see again. S5506
  838.  
  839.  
  840. Venue magazine #551: 7 March - 13 March 2003
  841.  
  842. I saw you..in the supermarket, whether it be Sainsbury's, Safeway, Somerfield or Waitrose, your basket is full and my cupboards are empty. You were stomping around with your ginger locks: I was waiting at home hungry. Box 5511
  843.  
  844. I saw you Claudia for a blink of an eye. Happiness, fear, Kindness, anger, sadness, love, frustration, admiration and liberation is what I felt when with you. Thank you. Until next time...Love always. Matt x
  845.  
  846. I saw you, tall, beautiful....blonde. Was touched by your move onto the dance floor that night. There is something behind your eyes...so stunning Box 5512
  847.  
  848. I saw you Claire - You organised Fairy 77's production of "The Vagina Monologues" at the cube in aid of the next link charity. I'd like to make the next link dialogue with you!!
  849.  
  850. I saw you in laser blue, Cotham. Moonchester seeks Moonbeam for drives north and Euro travel Box 5514
  851.  
  852. I saw you at The Watershed Northem Fire Sculpturess. Me - Very cheeky guy at xmas party. You came in on Valentines. Was it to buy a card or to see me? Come on Baby Light My Fire. Box 5515
  853.  
  854.  
  855. Venue magazine #552: 14 March - 20 March 2003
  856.  
  857. I saw you at Bristol Zoo. I found you very very attractive, the way you swing just turns me on. Box 5522
  858.  
  859. I saw you at UNI. I Iove yer fluffy haat! Its so so sexy! Please say u will have me!! xxx Box 5523
  860.  
  861. I saw you at The Lansdown on Saturday, you were cooking and I found you very attractive. I know you live next door and really want to meet you. I think you're called John. See you soon sexy Box 5524
  862.  
  863. I saw you at Yates on Sunday 2nd March. Tall. Pretty Lollipop charity girl. I was with three workfriends, grey suit, If youre single, would like to meet up one weekend for a date. movie. night out. Call me on 0117 9499045
  864.  
  865. I saw you at The Watershed. You northern fire scuipturess. Me drunken and very cheeky guy at office party. You came in on Valentines to buy a card - or was it to see me? Go ahead, lite my fire Box 5525
  866.  
  867. I saw you at UWE Escape. Jules Hatcher - the light of my life! Marry me! Box 5526
  868.  
  869. I saw you at Jurrasics. Hey Stu I think that's what your name is I think you are possibly the sexiest guy I have ever seen. I am a glamour model Lily Savage style. I want to take you home and show you my natural hair colour. Box 5527
  870.  
  871. I saw you at The Hatchett on Thursday 20th Feb. I was the girl in a pink T-Shirt who likes Blondie. We danced to dodgy 80's music. I kissed you before I left. Fancy meeting again? Box 5528
  872.  
  873. I saw you at Snappy Snaps, my favourite Polish bear. I'm so glad you came to England. Happy Birthday baby. Love C x Box 5529
  874.  
  875. I saw you at UWE student Union Bar Escape. When my eyes locked upon your stylish body, I thought this is a lady with charm and charisma. We spoke briefly but you had to go. Please contact me! Box 55210
  876.  
  877. I saw you at The Watershed Jo, drinking Leffe beer. I'm glad you got your masn - it gives me faith. Sorry for thinking you were 26. It's a compliment! Lucy
  878.  
  879. I saw you at The Level after the night had finished. You do Drama and English, I work at The Level. I forgot your name but remember everything about you. Contact for friendship first! Box 55211
  880.  
  881. I saw you at Snappy Snaps. You 12 x 18 Matt big borders, me 6 x 4 Gloss small borders. I love your work! You Chris, me? Box 55212
  882.  
  883. I didn't saw you... you Welsh stud at Tog Hill, near Bath. Did the men with cameras scare you away? Bill Badger
  884.  
  885. I saw you at The Watershed claire, we like to party, we like to party! Meet me at the park on 21st March and wear those dancing shoes you sexy thing! Robbie
  886.  
  887. I saw you, you big fittie you. Your black stripey shirt had me very pert. I wanna run my hands through your hair and see your underwear! Box 55214
  888.  
  889. I saw you at The Farm annie after a night of munting, you were working and I was drinking! Had a great weekend xRigx
  890.  
  891. I saw you at The Sea. How do I live without you cus I love you Dom, I do I LOVE YOU DOM...
  892.  
  893. I saw you at the park. "Is she sexy" "fo cors"
  894.  
  895. I saw you at The Farm lrish Frank. Your Psychotic eyes do It for me baby. You have the look of a serial killer. Good message though! Cheers mate.
  896.  
  897. I saw you at Roo bar, your handsom, tallish, sexyish. I caught your name...its James. Contact me. I thinks its for real this time!
  898.  
  899. I saw you at The Farm. I'm not sure if your name was Fred or come to bed. Id like to meet you sober to see if you have any street cred. Box S5215
  900.  
  901. I saw you at Dreamscape. Lakota on 7th December. You BB in bags suggested a dance. My answer is yes, RSVP and we'll have a laugh JSN. Box S5216
  902.  
  903. I saw you along from the end. In your usual space. My reformed alcholic. I want you Box S5217
  904.  
  905. I saw you at The Roo Bar. You could have cut the tension with a knife, there was that much sexuality radiating from you. Box 55218
  906.  
  907. I saw you. A beautiful blonde fat skinny man from Hiatt Baker Hall. His lips are like trinity, his eyes like the wilderness of something like really really blue. I discovered this gentleman when I was walking in the park and he dropped his trousers, he was hung like a donkey and he reminded me of a two by four. Box 5521
  908.  
  909.  
  910. Venue magazine #553: 21 March - 27 March 2003
  911.  
  912. I saw you at Mud Dock between one and two on Sunday, the 9th, lunch time and was sitting with 3 friends near the door. I was reading a paper and a couple of time we looked at each other. You had lovely eyes. Box S5531
  913.  
  914. I saw you in Barcelona, Sasha. Are you back at Bath Uni? It would be nice to talk Coupland and Sebadoh some more. You've got my number, I'd like to meet you again. Matt (sophiesboots) Box S5532
  915.  
  916. We saw you outside the MegaBowl in Ashton Gate. You found our lost kitten and were feeding it sushi. Thank you abbiem80@yahoo.co.uk
  917.  
  918. I saw you at E-Shed, 7-03-03. You were wearing a white hat. I was the cheeky imp gitl wearing the boots, match made in heaven xcheekyx Box S5533
  919.  
  920. I saw you at The Farm, all smiles and sunshine. I think your names are Pat and Ben Box S5534
  921.  
  922. I saw you sausage and I want to see you more. Love you always CPOL
  923.  
  924. I saw you at The Watershed . You had white curly hair. Fairly short, a purple coat on and you also wore oval glasses and on several occasions caught my eye. I sat across from you and was stunned. Box 5535
  925.  
  926. I saw you at Kingsfield school. I've been admiring you from afar in the common room and can't wait to see you again every morning Box 5536
  927.  
  928. I saw you at my house in Cranbrook road. You asked me to go out for dinner and I said you were too short. Now we're together I wish I'd said yes then and we'd have more been together all that extra time. I love you, do you want to be with me forever?
  929.  
  930. I saw you at The Watershed in yer grey jumper wid yer blinkie eyes, nibbling away you were, like a gerbil. Box 5537
  931.  
  932. I saw you E-Shed. You were gorgeous, dark and mysterious. Looking forward to an imaginative future! Box 5538
  933.  
  934. I saw you on Park Street. I was the musician, you were with the boy with coat. You looked, smelt and were so good. Please call me. Box 5539
  935.  
  936. I saw you you bastard, trying to mug me. I bet you didn't expect me to hold on to my bag. Amateur. Thanks for making me jumpy when I am out now.
  937.  
  938.  
  939. Venue magazine #554: 26 March - 3 April 2003
  940.  
  941. I saw you at Amolfini on Sunday. I'm a friend of Abby's. you used to work In Westworld. I never came in... I was weanrig a yellow T. showing off on my phone... should have come over. to shy.. dig your orange shades... Beer? Box 5541
  942.  
  943. I saw you at The Farm Danielle, your nachos make my heart beat faster. Blessings to all you kitchen possums for much fine food and moral guidance. Dave xx
  944.  
  945. I saw you at The Farm Pub. You were in a red top, dark hair... Maya I love you so much we will be for ever. Box 5542
  946.  
  947. I saw you sitting on the sofa eating wedges and gravy, all the girls wanted your smooth personal service.
  948.  
  949. I saw you at E Shed. Think your name is Rose. You made me flower. Call me!! Box 5544
  950.  
  951. I saw you at home building a nest. looked so warm and cosy. want to fly over and join you but not sure if my wings are strong enough. Chick xx Box 5543
  952.  
  953. I saw you at E Shed- Waterfront. You look the cutest I've seen you, your name is Matt. Box 5545
  954.  
  955.  
  956. Venue magazine #555: 4 April - 10 April 2003
  957.  
  958. Personal
  959. Sperm donor required by childless couple. Prefer tall, dark haired, slim. Must agree to health screening. Confidentiality assured. Email lonelyegg1@hotmail.com
  960.  
  961. I saw you at the E-Shed drinking 2- 4 -1 cocktails until 10pm on Wednesday. Shall we meet same next week? Box S5551
  962.  
  963. I saw you at Glenside campus. The moment I saw you, it was like everything was stopped. I couldn't help myself looking out for you in the crowd. My friends were puzzled what happeded to me but I was lost in looking at you. Box S5552
  964.  
  965. I saw you at The Farm. You were 40 and looking so sexy. Maybe you'd spend a night with me sometime. Box S5553
  966.  
  967. I saw you at U.W.E Escape Bar. The ugly team. On form for the championship this year girls.
  968.  
  969. I saw you at Leo's, alive like little green men, but the sheriff of Rottingham lost the plot. Box S5554
  970.  
  971. I saw you at Po na na. You had a good goatee like mine. Please call me. Box S5555
  972.  
  973. I saw you at The Watershed picking your teeth with an earring! Come and lie on top of I. Box S5556
  974.  
  975. I saw you at The Farm flashing your clevage in a very Welsh manner. You always have a sweat smell which rhymes with your name. You know who you are. Love you.
  976.  
  977. I saw you going to Evolution. You wearing some god awful pvc police womans outfit, you should be arrested by the fashion police, and your nurse friend is just as sick!
  978.  
  979. I saw you at E-Shed. You were the busty blond in the short tartan skirt. We should meet and I can show you my sporen!?! Box S5557
  980.  
  981. I saw you at Po na na. I looked like Anakin Sty Walker, you looked like a stud. Call me. Box S5558
  982.  
  983. I saw you at The Watershed. You were looking fine. You told me your name was Tina and you had your nose and labrette pierced and you looked like a bush pig! Love Richard Box S5559
  984.  
  985. I saw you at E-Shed. You need to hold it down Jack, put your phone back. Quit staring into space and hit your sack and that's that.
  986.  
  987. I saw you, or at leas your 2 CD set - "New Hits 98" - Hannah - your name written tidily on it - bought from Amnesty bookshop in Bishopsworth. R U single? - WLTM. Box S55510
  988.  
  989. I saw you at The Watershed you Swedish hunk!! Maybe this year you'll ask me to the ball? Come and talk to me you big Wendy! Box S55511
  990.  
  991. I saw you, or more to the point I've not seen you Janice in a very long time. Hope you are good. Love you lots Meg xx Box S55512
  992.  
  993. I saw you at E-Shed. Hairy bearded man. Please let me discover what lies beneath, "love muff" Box S55513
  994.  
  995. I saw you at The Watershed on Wednesday 19th March Tammy Wynette. Stand by this man? I was on the next table but you didn't have the guts... Box S55514
  996.  
  997. I saw you Charlie!! Can't keep chasing you on the bus down Whiteladies road! Even though that smile and look in your eyes might be worth it a while longer! Ring me for a late night drink! Asa Box S55515
  998.  
  999.  
  1000. Venue magazine #556: 11 April - 17 April 2003
  1001.  
  1002. Personal (large ad)
  1003. Sperm donar required by childless couple.
  1004. Prefer tall, dark haired, slim.
  1005. Must agree to health screening.
  1006. Confidentiality assured.
  1007. Email: lonelyegg1@hotmail.com
  1008.  
  1009. I saw you at the farm havng a leek. Your beautiful all over body hair sends a shiver down my spine. Why not lose your keeper and gimme a call? Box S5561
  1010.  
  1011. I saw you in my dreams. You've been nowhere that I've been but when I see you sparks will fly. You Kong fu bike riding, tree hugging, beer drinking beauty! Box S5562
  1012.  
  1013. I saw you at the Old Port House on Friday night, white stockings, gorgeous Irish pixie women who I danced with. Are you single? Would love to meet again for dinner, movie and night out. Box 5563
  1014.  
  1015. I saw you at E-Shed 26.03.03. Ben. Have you got a light please? Box S5565
  1016.  
  1017. I saw you at The Watershed. Your name was twinkle and mine was star. Let's get it together and shine. Box S5566
  1018.  
  1019. I saw you at The Farm Lou, your breasts are large, I may not be your tutor but I sure can teach you something. Call me? Box S5568
  1020.  
  1021. I saw you at Renato's. You were ordering an 'Asparagi' pizza when our eyes met. Fancy meeting for more of the same? How about 20/04/03, see you there? Box S5568
  1022.  
  1023. I saw you at The Pump House. I was working as a waitress in the Pump House when I met you...you amazed me with your magic tricks. Ive got a few tricks I'd like to show you. I think your name was Laurie. Love and hoping D x Box S5569
  1024.  
  1025. I saw you at The Watershed looking like a lord and a chimp. Love ya
  1026.  
  1027. I saw you in my garden with your builders bum. Be my Kbumpkin and run away with me to Espagne with me Hola Mb! Box S5610
  1028.  
  1029. I saw you on 21st March in Old E, wearing a figure hugging pink boob tube and shaking your bootie. I think your name is Georgina - but some people call you Gary! Box S55611
  1030.  
  1031. I saw you but only just. Late as usual. You'd better sort it out, this is not an ideal threat, oh no!
  1032.  
  1033. I saw you in the mirror, you are ace, the best person I know. I will never forget what you have done for me.
  1034.  
  1035. I saw you falling off the tump. You looked like you were mental but I've realised I love you, I love, I love you!
  1036.  
  1037. I saw you sexually harassing me amongst others as usual. On the door of The Star and Garter, when will you learn that your behaviour is unnacceptable? Fuck off old man.
  1038.  
  1039. I saw you at Old E, sexy Joe. You look so strong when you're pulling off the ales. Maybe we should get together and I can pull you off? Box S55612
  1040.  
  1041. I saw you at the Lady tron gig. You were cool and aloof, yet small and cute, at the front in a black zip up top. Leave your mad girlfriend and run away with me Box S55613
  1042.  
  1043. I saw you in the garden Laurel, you scattered as I approached but I will catch you. I know you hate me but you will learn, oh yes!
  1044.  
  1045.  
  1046. Venue magazine #557: 18 April - 24 April 2003
  1047.  
  1048. I saw you at the Watershed and I fell in love with you, your mole made me crazy with the hair on your ears. Please if you're interested call me. Lucia. Box S5581
  1049.  
  1050. I saw you and all it really demonstrated was that our future would be the same as our past, and that the sin we had done once, and with loathing, we would do many times, and with joy. Box S5582
  1051.  
  1052. I saw you at Moles in Bath you bunch of wrongun horse boys and girls. You were all wonked out of your heads but NO REGRETS!! Luv Mashley xx
  1053.  
  1054. I saw you at Stanton Warriors. Didn't think I'd see you again...glad I did. No pigtails this time but you were still just as amazing. We saved our halves - I wanna do the whole!! I'll bite my lip..until you do again!! Box S5583
  1055.  
  1056. I saw you Naomi, my homme, I'm no longer lonely, your ma one and only...so phone me! Box 5584
  1057.  
  1058. I saw you Mr Muscle (James). Prancing at Farm like a fairy.
  1059.  
  1060. I saw you Ellie, you gave it some wellie with your big bellie, you should be on telly with Matthew Kelly.
  1061.  
  1062. I saw you in the darkness as I stumbled looking for an understanding, a notion of a memory that was so obvious, yet I could not see. If you are able to see past your blindness, maybe there's hope for me Box S5585
  1063.  
  1064. I saw you French girl, Blackwells bookshop in Clifton, I asked you the time, you checked on mobile. I had a Van Gogh print. Fancy a coffee. Box S5586
  1065.  
  1066. I saw you Gus, you showed me your CD collection. Then you told me about your girlfriend. Box S5587
  1067.  
  1068. I saw you at E-Shed on Sunday 13th April about 7.45 pm. You were wearing blue jeans with a black hambretta jacket and coal trainers. I was sitting by the colourful wall, staring at you dreaming of what it'd be like. Box S5588
  1069.  
  1070. I saw you at The watershed shaking your she-mullet. You: sexy trackie bottoms, white T-shirt, carrying heavy stuff (people's please?). Me: similar she mullet, lemon T-shirt, drooling in my stella. Box S5589
  1071.  
  1072. I saw you in Tesco's near the checkouts, you looked stunning. You were adjusting your shirt, you caught my eye and smiled at me . I went weak at the knees and felt flustered. Wow. Box S5571
  1073.  
  1074. I saw you Kirsty, you tinted my specs, gob smacked and electrified me. I'd love to meet you - was there a hint of reciprocal feeling? Box S5572
  1075.  
  1076. I saw you at The Watershed with micro skirt - fancy practising the black arts with the dull middle aged man you leered at you all night. Box S5573
  1077.  
  1078. I saw you at The Watershed. I saw you baby shaking that ass, shaking that ass. Dark hair, white sleeveless top, jeans!!
  1079.  
  1080. I saw you at The Farm stealing my nuts. Nice to see you again. J. Box S5574
  1081.  
  1082. I saw you at Decent Exposure, Tom, you chumpa of fine structure. You mounted my painting of Venice. You told me you liked donuts. I hope you'll let me mount you one day Box S5575
  1083.  
  1084. I saw you at The Farm. Just to say Love you loads hope we had fun Monday. Two whole years!!
  1085.  
  1086. I saw you on the back of a single decker 75/76/77 bus on Thursday 10th April at 18.15ish. You - blonde in brown trousers and shoes and chatting on your mobile. I just stared and looked scruffy. We both wear specs. I got off on West street - wanna date? Box S5576
  1087.  
  1088. I saw you outside my work again you make me smile but sometimes you make me cry with frustration.
  1089.  
  1090. I saw you at The Watershed. I want your ass you sexy ginger beauty xxxx Box S5577
  1091.  
  1092. I saw you at E-Shed stealing all the I saw you's! what's wrong? Something to hide? Box S5578
  1093.  
  1094. I saw you at The Cadbury. Pika, they're fat, they're round, they chew all over the ground, big fat chu's big fat chu's. We love you grubby one!!! Love Rig
  1095.  
  1096. I saw you outside E-Shed, April 9th, 12 noon, stealing my BMX you nasty rude thieving pile of dog's vomit. I hope you're condemned to a life of eternal misery, despair and guilt. I'm fortunate enough to have your ugly maggot face on CCTV. Hope you get what you deserve, you f***ing idiot.
  1097.  
  1098. I saw you Sibly in the Greyhound, looking sexy as ever. Let's go out and cause some trouble you little minx. Box S55710
  1099.  
  1100. I saw you at the Watershed. You said your name was Avancha. I want you sexy. L xxx Box S55711
  1101.  
  1102.  
  1103. Venue magazine #558: 25 April - 1 May 2003
  1104.  
  1105. Personal (large ad)
  1106. Sperm donar required by childless couple.
  1107. Prefer tall, dark haired, slim.
  1108. Must agree to health screening.
  1109. Confidentiality assured.
  1110. Email: lonelyegg1@hotmail.com
  1111.  
  1112. I Saw You
  1113. I saw you in Tesco's near the checkouts, you looked stunning. You were adjusting your shirt, you caught my eye and smiled at me . I weak weak at the knees and felt flustered. Wow. Box S5571
  1114.  
  1115. I saw you Kirsty, you tinted my specs, gob smacked and electrified me. I'd love to meet you - was there a hint of reciprocal feeling? Box S5572
  1116.  
  1117. I saw you at The Watershed with micro skirt - fancy practising the black arts with the dull middle aged man who leered at you all night. Box S5573
  1118.  
  1119. I saw you at The Watershed. I saw you baby shaking that ass, shaking that ass. Dark hair, white sleeveless top, jeans!!
  1120.  
  1121. I saw you at The Farm stealing my nuts. Nice to see you again . J. Box S5574
  1122.  
  1123. I saw you at Decent Exposure, Tom, you chumpa of fine structure. You mounted my painting of Venice. You told me you liked donuts. I hope you'll let me mount you one day Box S5575
  1124.  
  1125. I saw you at The Farm. just to say Love you loads hope we had fun Monday. Two whole years!!
  1126.  
  1127. I saw you on the back of a single decker 75/76/77 bus on Thursday 10th April at 18.15ish. You - blonde in brown trousers and shoes and chatting on your mobile. I just stared and looked scruffy. We both wear specs. I got off on West street - wanna date? Box S5576
  1128.  
  1129. I saw you outside my work again you make me smile but sometimes you make me cry with frustration.
  1130.  
  1131. I saw you at The Watershed. I want your ass you sexy ginger beauty xxxx Box S5577
  1132.  
  1133. I saw you at E-Shed stealing all the I saw you's! what's wrong? Something to hide? Box S5578
  1134.  
  1135. I saw you at The Cadbury. Pika, they're fat, they're round, they chew all over the ground, big fat chu's big fat chu's. We love you grubby one!!! Love Rig
  1136.  
  1137. I saw you outside E-Shed, April 9th, 12 noon, stealing my BMX you nasty rude thieving pile of dog's vomit. I hope you're condemned to a life of eternal misery, despair and guilt. I'm fortunate enough to have your ugly maggot face on CCTV. Hope you get what you deserve, you f***ing idiot.
  1138.  
  1139. I saw you Sibly in the Greyhound, looking sexy as ever. Let's go out and cause some trouble you little minx. Box S55710
  1140.  
  1141. I saw you at 2am, it was late and so were you. I need to know - is it his or mine? Box S5579
  1142.  
  1143. I saw you at the Watershed. You said your name was Avancha. I want you sexy. L xxx Box S55711
  1144.  
  1145. I saw you Jo, and we spoke in Bath on 28th March. You were collecting for Help The Aged though I wouldn't give you any money! But I'd like to speak to you again. Box S55712
  1146.  
  1147. I saw you at B TP. I see you glinting across the way and I want you. X Box S55713I saw you at The Cadbury. You were cooking in the kitchen in your black and white pants. You sexy ting. Lova ya xx
  1148.  
  1149. I saw you at The Watershed on my birthday 4/4/03 with your blue jumper and big brown eyes. Please call me - kittten. Box S55714
  1150.  
  1151. I see you outside my work place most mornings. You truly are the sexiest man I have ever had the pleasure of setting eyes. Don't let all that stress and worry get you down too much, just run away to New Zealand with me ASAP! You know how to contact me x
  1152.  
  1153.  
  1154. Venue magazine #559: 2 May - 8 May 2003
  1155.  
  1156. Personal (large ad)
  1157. SUPERFIT
  1158. 5'1O", VERY SLIM 54 YEAR OLD, YOUNG LOOKiNG, CLEAN SHAVEN MAN WITh 6-PACK. AFFLUENT, ARTICULATE, DISLIKES SUITS, RELIGION, FOOTBALL, GARDENING, DIY, THE ARTS, THEATRE, SOAPS, SAGA!
  1159. BUT LOVES DAVID GRAY, FOO FIGHTERS, CAFE DEL MAR, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, COLD PLAY ETC.
  1160. NON-SMOKER, BUT LIKES THE HERBAL VARIETY. MY PASSION IS WORLD CLASS SCUBA DIVING.
  1161. W.L.T.M INDEPENDENT, SELF-MOTIVATED, FREE TO TRAVEL, SEXY, SLIM, NATURAL LOOKING, FIT WOMAN, NOT OVER 45, WITH NO HANGUPS, FOR ADVENTURE, FRIENDSHIP AND/OR LOVE. PHOTO WOULD BE APPRECIATED
  1162. WILL RECIPRICATE.
  1163. BOX 2430
  1164. jack.coustoe@grandfromage.co.uk
  1165.  
  1166. I Saw You
  1167. I saw you at the E-shed on Easter Saturday, the cute blonde wasting a black and red stripped top with the piercing eyes, never had the chance to say hi, but I'd love to get to find out what might have been. Box S5591
  1168.  
  1169. I saw you at the Watershed. You (lovely) were sat down with your family (?) in a white top and long black hair (just you), I was sat opposite you in a white stripy shirt on me lonesome. Fancy going out? Box S5592
  1170.  
  1171. I saw you at Chicago's. Hey sexy boy you were drinking Bacardi Breezers with your Burberry friend and kept looking at me (John), lets get together. Box S5593
  1172.  
  1173. I saw you in the cloak room at Po Na Na. You'd only let me in if I gave you a snog. We snogged, you left. My syphilis has cleared up and no, I'm not gay, only bi-curious. Box S5594
  1174.  
  1175. I saw you at The Farm. Your dark Gaelic spirit rocks my world. I've been admiring you from afar. Lets meet and get cooking. Box 5595
  1176.  
  1177. I saw you at the Watershed. Lovely blonde with blue top and 2 tulips, sat in the comer - I wanna be sent where you're at! Box 55596
  1178.  
  1179. I saw you at that manky old scout hut and I'm so glad! The only thing that would make it better is a little trip to Greece Box 5597
  1180.  
  1181. I saw you at E-Shed, standing looking pretty gazing at me. You looked well hard. Box S5598
  1182.  
  1183. I saw you at Po Na Na. You asked me out from behind the cloakroom door I asked your name and it was Gillian. I said I would call but lost the number, please be in on the night of May 1st so I can see you again! Box 5599
  1184.  
  1185. I saw you at the same time again! Please, please, pull up your trousers, because you're nicked!
  1186.  
  1187. I saw you. Hey there big buy, fancy a ride with me and wilf? Box 55910
  1188.  
  1189. I saw you attacking sparrows in the park. You had a false leg and I had a nasty cold. We could make beautiful music together as long as we can find a kazoo. You're twisting my melons man. Call the cops! Box 55911
  1190.  
  1191. I saw you at E-Shed. You were looking fine in your blue and white top. Wanted to talk but was feeling embarrassed. Let me know if youre cool and up for It. I think you're cool. Box 55912
  1192.  
  1193. I sew you at E-shed, would like to see you again and chill with you. You know who I am. Box 55913
  1194.  
  1195. I saw you at a Level. You were fine. I'll let you know who I am next time you're at Level. You are fine. Julie
  1196.  
  1197. I saw you at the Farm on Sunday my sparkling pink princess. You only had eyes for someone else, it broke my heart. LETS CAPOEIRA BETWEEN SILK SHEETS! Box 55914
  1198.  
  1199. I saw you at The Farm. I saw you pigging out on those Walkers crisps with all the other animals at the local farm. Do you fancy a roll in the mud? Box 55915
  1200.  
  1201. I saw you at the Watershed, with your bright ginger hair glowing in the sun. Now I'll never see again! Box 55916
  1202.  
  1203. I saw you at The Farm. Thanks for everything. I'll listen to the voices snuggles and kisses. P.S I enjoyed munching on yer nuts.
  1204.  
  1205. I saw you at The Farm. Annie, you is employee of the month!! You're such a wicked mate and a super munt buddy. Lets all go on an Easter munt hunt. Love and kisses, Ria Box 55917
  1206.  
  1207. I saw in your nickers on the catwalk you redheaded vixen come strut with us once more. Love always. M.D
  1208.  
  1209. I saw you at The Farm. Oooohh - you looked so loved up and surprisingly healthy considering the night before. It was a pleasure to do it with you lady. Been a long time coming.
  1210.  
  1211. I saw you at the Watershed. Hey big boy with a Toni and Guy hair cut and big chains. I fancy you sexy boy. Meet me a Elephant 9.30 sat 4th May. Box S55918
  1212.  
  1213. I saw you at The Farm. Clare, you were on the case, in the zone. Dam you was on firel! Xmwahx Box S55919
  1214.  
  1215. I saw you with your plaits out! Are you with that cute Norwegian? I wanna dance to your tunes. Box 55920
  1216.  
  1217. I saw you at The Farm, silly techy bob, be mine.
  1218.  
  1219. I saw you, you showed me your CD collection then you told me all about your girlfriend!
  1220.  
  1221. I saw you at The Farm. It was your birthday and you were looking HOT! We all love you Rosie gal. The Easton Massive
  1222.  
  1223. I saw you at Bristol Academy, Sisters of Mercy. Tall women, black wavy mid-length hair, in fishnets, Manolo Blahnik-type very high stilettos, black miniskirt, sheer nylon top. I overheard you in the back bar, mentioned that you live in Cardiff. Lust at first sight. Box S55921
  1224.  
  1225. I saw you at The Farm after the big Easter munt! We thought we had lost you for a while but knew that you couldn't possibly be with spunky boy - seriously, wicked to spend some time getting to know you- cheers to more of the same.
  1226.  
  1227. I saw you at The Farm. Bronzed, blonde beauty in fag hag trench coat, saw you applying your lip gloss. Would love to slip my applicator between your swollen lips. Box S55922
  1228.  
  1229. I saw you at The Farm. Stitching em up with your brash brandy banter and your acid tongue twisters. For you it was a breezer, well laced you gave us a thong. Dressed to the lilt you can lift my guilt. Box 55923
  1230.  
  1231. I saw you in Harvest. You tall, mixed race, fly clothes, chrome bike, white car, chunky bike chain around your neck. Buying chickpeas and oats. You're outkast and tribe called quest in one beautiful man and I'd love to meet you Box 55924
  1232.  
  1233.  
  1234. Venue magazine #560: 9 May - 15 May 2003
  1235.  
  1236. I saw you at the Watershed on Wednesday 30 April 8pmish. You check shirt, me world radio. Did I see you in Parha last weekend? Ring me. Box 5601
  1237.  
  1238. I saw you. We met over the bar at the Watershed where you work. You were friendly and vampy in that maroon dress with the sexy holes! Hmmm I think your name is Gwen. Box 5602
  1239.  
  1240. I saw you at the Watershed on Wednesday 30 April about 8pm. You checked shirt, sitting with friends. Me blonde at bar. I think your name is Dan. Are you my Mr Right? Box 5603
  1241.  
  1242. I saw you in the Watershed. You used to work here - where have you been, me and the lads miss you - where are you Shelley. I wanted to ask you out but too scared. Box 5604
  1243.  
  1244. I saw you in the Watershed. There was a young lady with frills, she gave me an assortment of pills, she said with a smile, you are so gull-i-bile, they wont cure none of your ills. Box 5605
  1245.  
  1246. I saw you attractive dark haired UWE sociology student on no.70 bus midday 25th March, you'd slept on and you shared your sweets. Should have asked you at the time but didnt so would you like to go for lunch or a drink? Box 5606
  1247.  
  1248. I didn't see you my good luck charm, where were you as I drove alone?
  1249.  
  1250. I saw you at the Watershed. You (lovely) were sat down with your family (?) in a white top and long black hair (just you), I was sat opposite you in a yellow stripy shirt on me lonesome. Fancy going out? Box S5592
  1251.  
  1252. I saw you at Chicago's. Hey sexy boy you were drinking Bacardi Breezers with your Burberry friend and kept looking at me (John), lets get together. Box S5593
  1253.  
  1254. I saw you in the cloak room at Po Na Na. You'd only let me in if I gave you a snog. We snoggad, you left. My syphilis has cleared up and no, I'm not gay, only bi-curious. Box S5594
  1255.  
  1256. I saw you at The Farm. Your dark Gaelic spirit rocks my world. I've been admiring you from afar. Lets meet and get cooking. Box 5595
  1257.  
  1258. I saw you at the Watershed. Lovely blonde with blue top and 2 tulips, sat in the comer - I wanna be sent where you're at! Box 55596
  1259.  
  1260. I saw you at that manky old scout hut and I'm so glad! The only thing that would make it better is a little trip to Greece Box 5597
  1261.  
  1262.  
  1263. Venue magazine #561: 16 May - 22 May 2003
  1264.  
  1265. Personals
  1266. Sperm donor required by childless couple. Email: donorsearch@hotmail.com Confidentiality assured
  1267.  
  1268. I Saw You
  1269. I saw you the last ones standing on Saturday morning. Dave. you were the most alive looking zombie I've ever had the pleasure of setting eyes on, Gar, that hat and those sandals really did it for me babe! Paul, you were a cool but crap vicar, Sam you looked cooler than Danny and Fonzerelli put together and Heather, you looked great as a barmaid. Thank god for the Bible, who knows what may have happened without it xxx
  1270.  
  1271. I saw you Ben 6/5/03 , in your red sporty car on Hurlingham road. So wished I could have stopped, would love to catch up. Annie x Box S5611
  1272.  
  1273. I saw you at the Watershed. Pony - You're so fine! Love and licks, , your BZZ BZZ
  1274.  
  1275. I saw you on the front of this card. Do you live in Bristol? You're always giving me the eyes. Box S5612
  1276.  
  1277. I saw you at The Farm. Barman of the year, strutting yer stuff. I know you noticed me cus yer teeth fell out, let me know if you want dentures. Box S5613
  1278.  
  1279. I saw you at The Watershed. We kissed and you stole my heart. Hope you'll be my rock of Gibraltar if I'm your flame haired Degas dancer. Maybe you can even leave you tooth paste at home. Box 85614
  1280.  
  1281. I saw you at Watershed. I was a punk, you did ballet, could it be anymore obvious? I have a feeling you might be gay but I'm trying anyway...I'll keep my fingers crossed. PS I love what you've done with your hair!!! Box S5615
  1282.  
  1283. I saw you at Forbidden planet kinds wolverine/Egon spengler with a fab superman tattoo. Let's go to comic heaven together. Box S5616
  1284.  
  1285. I saw you at Watershed. Black braids, cheeks pierced, pale and mystenous. Your look was certainly striking. We should meet so we can chain smoke together. Box S5617
  1286.  
  1287. I saw you at The Farm on Saturday 3rd May. You scummy twat stealing my 'Headworx' hoody. May every joumey under the underpass end in misery and pain.
  1288.  
  1289. I saw you at the Watershed on Wednesday 30 April 8pmish. You check shirt, me world radio. Did I see you in Parha last weekend? Ring me. Box 5601
  1290.  
  1291.  
  1292. Venue magazine #562: 23 May - 29 may 2003
  1293.  
  1294. Personals
  1295. Sperm donor required by childless couple. Email: donorsearch@hotmail.com
  1296. Confidentiality assured
  1297.  
  1298. I Saw You
  1299. I saw you at driving off in your car after returning my lost wallet through my door. Thank you so much whoever you are!
  1300.  
  1301. I saw you at Bath Tap. You were sitting by the fruit machine on your phone - Drool!!! Box S5621
  1302.  
  1303. I saw you at The Watershed. Fly across the world with me - lets live our dreams and fall in love over and over again ...love B x Box S5623
  1304.  
  1305. I saw your photos at Watershed. Dear Mr Dyson, I want to tell you that I love your 2nd photo. All my friends love the 3rd but I love the second because it has no line. You have to look harder to see the picture. Box S5624
  1306.  
  1307. I saw you Jon. Pleased to see that you and David are happy and marriage is on the cards. Good luck with the adoption of baby Sam!
  1308.  
  1309. I saw you at The Farm. Wish I had my banjo to serenade ya. Yeehaaa yer jus like me.
  1310.  
  1311. I saw you. Fits like beaver tails hairy backed, dash me to pieces on your slippery rocks you lumpen faced ogre.
  1312.  
  1313. I saw you at The Watershed. You were chatting with a beautiful blonde and gorgeous brunette. I want to be your bird too. Call me. Box S5625
  1314.  
  1315. I saw you at The Watershed. As always, no, not shite! Not the shite, and no, not the question. Love ...just * * and everything in between. Box S5626
  1316.  
  1317. I saw you, piercing you with my withering stare. Stole a sneaky glance at your arse. Lacked the courage to approach you and filed your image for future fantasies!
  1318.  
  1319. I saw you at The Watershed, working behind the bar, I gazad at you from afar. You were learning to pour pints but you just didn't give enough head!! Box S5567
  1320.  
  1321. I saw you at The Watershed Lorna. Get more piercing you cute thing!! You know you want to! xxx Box 55628
  1322.  
  1323. I saw you at The Watershed. You had your underwear protruding from your jeans and I thought that was the sexiest thing I had ever seen. You are my "Captain Underpants"!! Love Lorna and Richard xxx Box S5629
  1324.  
  1325. I saw you Nick, riding your bike in blue overalls along Hotwells Road. Your Justin Timberlake eyes are so dam sexy, I'd like to get to know you better. Box S56210
  1326.  
  1327. I saw you Jess. Thought you'd rock my world, you never did, you made me feel like I'm a kidlor, maybe I'm just blue. Box S56211
  1328.  
  1329. I saw you in Venue magazine. You were the mystery male model. What a shady character. We love it. Box S56212
  1330.  
  1331. I saw you, Kate the underwear photographer, in the Amos hotel, before I got thrown out! Did I miss anything? Box S56213
  1332.  
  1333. I saw you at the Autos gig, Louisiana May 17th. You had dark spiky hair, were wearing lots of black and stood behind me near the back smoking. We both left at the same time. Get in touch if you fancy seeing a gig sometime. Box S56214
  1334.  
  1335. I saw you at The Bierkeller watching The Damned. You small dark male with glowing eyes and short black asymmetric haircut. Perhaps I am your Eloise? Box S56215
  1336.  
  1337. I saw you Concious Club in Blue Mountain a couple of months. You "V", and ultra-cute French techie whose mate thought she lost her handbag. Me, the guy who remembered your jacket, who still remembers your kiss as I left. Would so love to catch up. Box S56216
  1338.  
  1339. I saw you at SW and everywhere since, let it continue! Box S56217
  1340.  
  1341. I saw you and your long hair the day I thought I might be going completely insane. Now I realise it's just mild euphoria I'm ok again! Totally appreciate your seeing me and bothering to stop, thanks.
  1342.  
  1343. I saw you at The Arnolfini. You looked tired and overworked, you came over and said to me that you had really had enough. I said you looked as fed up as you felt. I wish I'd given you a kiss and a hug. Box S5622
  1344.  
  1345.  
  1346. Venue magazine #563: 30 May - 5 June 2003
  1347.  
  1348. Personals
  1349. Sperm donor required by childless couple. Email: donorsearch@hotmail.com
  1350. Confidentiality assured
  1351.  
  1352. Lesbian, 39, professional, n/s seeks sane woman with at least half a brain and own teeth! Box 2459
  1353.  
  1354. I Saw You
  1355. I saw you at The Greenbank (pawed you more like) Tasty geezah ripe for the lickin. Got me droolin as I dogged you up, but slumbered through my slobber you wag. At least someone gets the staff these days. Ditch the Lassie, lets get sassy.....jaaahn! Box S5631
  1356.  
  1357. l saw you at Po Na Na. Are vodka fuelled evening. Flat mates like no money can buy, who don't know how heavenly they are! Lets play with cadavers and cookies! Xxx Box S5632
  1358.  
  1359. I saw you at Escape Bar. Dear Gemma. I met you there on 1/04/03. I really like your eyes and think we connected. I can't wait to see you here for your next lunch break! X S5633
  1360.  
  1361. I saw you at The Venue bar and I'm looking for love! So how about you come over here and give me some loving! X PS I love you Rapazi! X S5634
  1362.  
  1363. I saw you at UWE bar. Oooooh Ooooh ow! You're sweet! Red hair and I like you. UWE bar, politics eh? Rowdy mates, I have.... S5635
  1364.  
  1365. I saw you Watershed of course! The sea could crash about us, the waves lash around us - I shall be your Rock of Gibraltar. Three months and at seems forever. Was there a time when I didn't know you? Love, with no toothpaste xxx Box S5636
  1366.  
  1367. I saw you many places Maisie, despite your initial reluctance, I love you with abundance, and when we go to womad, I'm gonna do a sundance! Benji xxx Box S5637
  1368.  
  1369. I saw you at Indigoes on Thursday May 15th. King Street. We talked about artists colonising neighbourhoods! Nice conversation, dubious wine. Better wine/coffee sometime? Box S5638
  1370.  
  1371. I saw you working at Bar: Mc. You told me your name was Emma. Would like to meet for possible relationship! Box S5639
  1372.  
  1373. I saw you at Venue bar.
  1374. I saw you at the DJ competition on 01/04/03. You were wearing a blonde wig and a purple shell suit. I thought you were really cool. Just wondering if I can join in your next game of strip rugby x Box S56310
  1375.  
  1376. I saw you at Watershed. Your radiant fat cheeks, translucent beauty, illuminate my day. It was my birthday. Steve, be my present ....? Box S56311
  1377.  
  1378. I saw you at Po Na Na. You were looking crisp. You ware working in the cloakroom. Box S56312
  1379.  
  1380. I saw your photos at Watershed. Dear Mr Dyson, I want to tell you that I love your 2nd photo. All my friends love the 3rd but I love the second because it has no line. You have to look harder to see the picture. Box S5624
  1381.  
  1382. I saw you Jon. Pleased to see that you and David are happy and marriage is on the cards. Good luck with the adoption of baby Sam!
  1383.  
  1384. I saw you at The Farm. Wish I had my banjo to serenade ya. Yeehaaa yer jus like me.
  1385.  
  1386.  
  1387. Venue magazine #564: 6 June - 12 June
  1388.  
  1389. Personals
  1390. Sperm donor required by childless couple. Email: donorsearch@hotmail.com
  1391. Confidentiality assured
  1392.  
  1393. I Saw You
  1394. I saw you at the Watershed. Thought you looked Quite smooshie! Love Claud x Box S5641
  1395.  
  1396. I saw you Dan, at the EShed. You looked so cute eating your 8" pizza. I've known you for nearly 7 years and love you more and more each day. Box S5642
  1397.  
  1398. I saw you at Forbidden Planet. I don't know if you saw my last message Ben, I know that you are 'The one'. Love the goatee...and you seem a really cool, chilled out kinda guy. Lets meet for drinks, etc etc...love Wonder woman x Box S5643
  1399.  
  1400. I saw you at The Fleece and Firkin Trudy, up there on stage shakin your thang, I try to hide it but when I see you I just can't stop staring.
  1401.  
  1402. I saw you at Tasties Jennings at 8am Monday morning, head in Christopher's lap, sick in your hair, looks like another top weekend you animal.
  1403.  
  1404. I saw you at The Farm pulling those pints with your firm clasp on the pump, your flowing locks over your bosom. Aaah yooo rrr sooo beautiful tooo meee!
  1405.  
  1406. I saw you at the Watershed. You sexy ladies all dressed up with your backstage passes! Don't you forget dungarees rule, smoking keeps doctors employed and it's a compliment to be IDd! Bout bloody time we were seen as well...
  1407.  
  1408. I saw you. It's a shame you didn't see me before putting your car in my way. Thanks for breaking my leg. I hope you know that you've totalled a very special motorbike. Box S5644
  1409.  
  1410. We saw you three. We honestly don't usually do this! But we liked the look of you. Fancy a drink sometime? From Rachel and Mel (we can get a 3rd if necessary) PS We're not mad! Box S5646
  1411.  
  1412. I saw you Weeksy (Bangkok boy) Back from Thailand, tan on your face, out defacing public conveniences on Whiteladies Road with your new phone. No, Luv Neville xxx
  1413.  
  1414. I saw you all, all the time. Haven't seen you in yer underwear, nearly bare, with no hair, maybe like a pair or pretty square, either way, I don't care!!
  1415.  
  1416. I saw you OLIVER from Bath in Severn Shed (25th May) you sat opposite me and my friend (male) you were with your friend (male - I asked him your name) and YOU flirted with a blonde girl and not me how dare you! But you're gorgeous anyway. Box S5648
  1417.  
  1418.  
  1419. Venue magazine #565: 13 June - 19 June 2003
  1420.  
  1421. Personals
  1422. Sperm donor required by childless couple. Email: donorsearch@hotmail.com
  1423. Confidentiality assured
  1424.  
  1425. I Saw You
  1426. I saw you at Watershed on 4th June you Italian Stud, wearing a blue Diesel top. Tall with mid-length hair. You are my love, my dream. Ding Dong! Yours. Box S5651
  1427.  
  1428. I saw you at the Watershed 4/6/03 with your hat on at a cocky angle and a smile all over your face. You were sitting in the corner beside me, be my love slave be! Box S5652
  1429.  
  1430. I saw you at the Watershed talking about making music for films. I didn't have time to pinch your bum you gorgeous profound Asian man. Box S5653
  1431.  
  1432. I saw you at The Day Care Centre. We shared an ice-cream and I mopped up your dribble. Can we do it again. Clink xx Box S5654
  1433.  
  1434. I saw you at the waterfront 4/6/03. You were looking foxy especially with that top on. With your hair in that pony tail. You looked cool with your bottle. If only l had the bottle to talk to you! Box S5655
  1435.  
  1436. I saw you at The Farm playing cards. You were rubbish! Missing you already. D Box S5656
  1437.  
  1438. I saw you at the Watershed on 1st June 2003 at lunch time. You served me my food. You were the lush barman who told me l should be worried when my Debit card took ages to authorise. You had blue cords on. Box S5657
  1439.  
  1440. I saw you at the Watershed. Ooh stripey, stripe me up, that's It. stripe me. Be my sexy beast Box S5658
  1441.  
  1442. I saw you from yours truly to you both. What a swell idea - the drink that is. Not too sure about a 3rd, not being that athletic ...what am I saying, it's not what it seems you know! Thanks for the boost though.
  1443.  
  1444. I saw you at Forbidden Planet. I don't know if you saw my last message Ben, I know that you are 'The one'. Love the goatee...and you seem a really cool, chilled out kinda guy. Lets meet for drinks, etc etc...love Wonder woman x Box S5643
  1445.  
  1446. I saw you at The Fleece and Firkin Trudy, up there on stage shakin your thang, I try to hide it but when I see you I just can't stop staring.
  1447.  
  1448. I saw you at Tasties Jennings at 8am Monday morning, head in Christopher's lap, sick in your hair, looks like another top weekend you animal.
  1449.  
  1450. I saw you at The Farm pulling those pints with your firm clasp on the pump, your flowing locks over your bosom. Aaah yooo rrr sooo beautiful tooo meee!
  1451.  
  1452. I saw you at the Watershed. You sexy ladies all dressed up with your backstage passes! Don't you forget dungarees rule, smoking keeps doctors employed and it's a compliment to be IDd! Bout bloody time we were seen as well...
  1453.  
  1454.  
  1455. Venue magazine #566: 20 June - 26 June 2003
  1456.  
  1457. I saw you at The Star and Garter 15/5/03. I couldn't do what you asked me to, and I said I'd do. but I will. Could you stand meeting me without a Tony and Guy hairdo? Box S5661
  1458.  
  1459. I saw you at The Farm, u revision Queen u!!! Woohoo, exams over! Looking forward to a wicked summer with u love Ria
  1460.  
  1461. I saw you at the Portland, Square Weeksy, pimpin ya hussies, imported direct outta Thailand - well I have 1 ting to say to ya - Oi Bangkok boy - yes!!!
  1462.  
  1463. I saw you at The Watershed on 5/6/03. Saw you before and after seeing secretary and you served me juices. Please contact me as I am leaving Bristol soon. You can spank me anytime. Box S5562
  1464.  
  1465. I saw you at Po Na Na Olly. You work behind the bar. I had a great night and sorry I left without your number. Don't worry about the problem - less to drink next time yeah? Perhaps sort out your breath too though! Box S5663
  1466.  
  1467. I saw you at The Farm St.Paul, you didn't have your cathedral with you anyway stop bashing your head against the bar you'll do yourself a mischief x Nurse Muntx Box S5664
  1468.  
  1469. I saw you at La Rocca taking the piss out of the chinos and the black ash furniture and seauce. Get in touch you! Box S5665
  1470.  
  1471. I saw you at the Watershed talking about making music for films. I didn't have time to pinch your bum you gorgeous profound Asian man. Box S5653
  1472.  
  1473. I saw you at The Day Care Centre. We shared an ice-cream and I mopped up your dribble. Can we do it again. Clink xx Box S5654
  1474.  
  1475. I saw you at the waterfront 4/6/03. You were looking foxy especially with that top on. With your hair in that pony tail. You looked cool with your bottle. If only l had the bottle to talk to you! Box S5655
  1476.  
  1477. I saw you at The Farm playing cards. You were rubbish! Missing you already. D Box S5656
  1478.  
  1479. I saw you at the Watershed on 1st June 2003 at lunch time. You served me my food. You were the lush barman who told me l should be worried when my Debit card took ages to authorise. You had blue cords on. Box S5657
  1480.  
  1481. I saw you at the Watershed. Ooh stripey, stripe me up, that's it, stripe me. Be my sexy beast Box S5658
  1482.  
  1483. I saw you from yours truly to you both. What a swell idea - the drink that is. Not too sure about a 3rd, not being that athletic ...what am I saying, it's not what it seems you know! Thanks for the boost though.
  1484.  
  1485.  
  1486. Venue magazine #567: 27 June - 3 July 2003
  1487.  
  1488. I saw you at school Miss Jones. You are most splendid
  1489.  
  1490. I saw you at The Farm. Every Thursday night rubbing my ruby red lips. You opened my flap and emptied me. I look forward to our weekly meetings. The love box
  1491.  
  1492. I saw you at the Watershed Nick. You were well tasty innit?! Box S5671
  1493.  
  1494. I saw you at 10.30am this morning whilst you slept. I've missed that sight for so long. I hope we can spend more lazy days together in the sun. It's what summer means to me. I love you xxx
  1495.  
  1496. I saw you at your gaff, I went spacky wack wacky for your broken jack duckworth specs, then ate all your dinner - again I wish I were a broken roof! Box S5672
  1497.  
  1498. I saw you in your rover. Your walnut dash makes me splash. You can fill me in with your coloured pencil. Big Tips x Box S5673
  1499.  
  1500. I saw you in my office, my breast rested on your arm. Moustache tingling! Helen x Box S5674
  1501.  
  1502. I saw you Sue Burt, you are one fine career woman. I love you x
  1503.  
  1504. I saw you at the Watershed. Sue Sue Sue, I love you, you're cool, you're bloody gorgeous too!
  1505.  
  1506. I saw you at the Watershed. Will, how are you so goddamn gorgeous? Box S5675
  1507.  
  1508. I saw you at Moranello looking out of windows
  1509.  
  1510. I saw you at The Croft and the Star and Garter on Friday 6th June. Hope you got home ok. You ran off after we found the key. Was nice to meet you - fun to dance V Box S5676
  1511.  
  1512.  
  1513. Venue magazine #568: 4 July - 10 July 2003
  1514.  
  1515. I saw you Helen, Murray, Lucy et al. Love you loads K xxx
  1516.  
  1517. I saw you at the Watershed. I broke your pancreas when I coughed. Your brother said I was a 'dirty gay' but I'm not. I could make your day little pony peach fish. Box S5681
  1518.  
  1519. I saw you at Fopp you were dribbling on the beegees. I made a clay model of you and I play games with it when I'm feeling better. Box S5682
  1520.  
  1521. I saw you at the Watershed I winked when I saw your funny leg fall off, it aroused me because of my father. I remembered you said your mum was like it too.
  1522.  
  1523. I saw you at the Watershed Australian blokey who served me a stella. You are a bit of a nerd but I fancied you anyway. Crunch my numbers baby xxxx Box S5683
  1524.  
  1525. I saw you at the Watershed. You were running around like a schizophrenic and a cute little pen behind your lovely head - I think your name was Joe. Box S5684
  1526.  
  1527. I saw you at the Watershed keeping it real with your vatt meter. Box S5685
  1528.  
  1529. I saw you at the Watershed gyrating your groin at the poor girl sitting on the floor. No one should be subjected to such a site!!! Shame on you little Mikey!!!
  1530.  
  1531. I saw you outside the Thekla partyboy. Miss you. Call me x Box S5687
  1532.  
  1533. I saw you at UWE Bower Ashton art degree shoe, Friday 27th June. You were wandering around the work, then sat on the bar patio. Sky-blue top, long black skirt, platform heels, red lipstick. Dusky skin, brown tied-back hair. Are you Gabrielle Richens younger, better-looking sister? Box S5688
  1534.  
  1535. I saw you at the Walkabout on 27/6/03. You had blonde hair and wearing a blue top with black trousers. You were the fittest girl in there shaking your stuff to some cheesy music!!! Box S5689
  1536.  
  1537. I saw you at school Miss Jones. You are most splendid
  1538.  
  1539. I saw you at The Farm. Every Thursday night rubbing my ruby red lips. You opened my flap and emptied me. I look forward to our weekly meetings. The love box
  1540.  
  1541. I saw you at the Watershed Nick. You were well tasty innit?! Box S5671
  1542.  
  1543. I saw you at 10.30am this morning whilst you slept. I've missed that sight for so long. I hope we can spend more lazy days together in the sun. It's what summer means to me. I love you xxx
  1544.  
  1545. I saw you at your gaff, I went spacky wack wacky for your broken jack duckworth specs, then ate all your dinner - again I wish I were a broken roof! Box S5672
  1546.  
  1547. I saw you in your rover. Your walnut dash makes me splash. You can fill me in with your coloured pencil. Big Tips x Box S5673
  1548.  
  1549. I saw you in my office, my breast rested on your arm. Moustache tingling! Helen x Box S5674
  1550.  
  1551. I saw you Sue Burt, you are one fine career woman. I love you x
  1552.  
  1553. I saw you at the Watershed. Sue Sue Sue, I love you, you're cool, you're bloody gorgeous too!
  1554.  
  1555. I saw you at the Watershed. Will, how are you so goddamn gorgeous? Box S5675
  1556.  
  1557. I saw you at Moranello looking out of windows
  1558.  
  1559. I saw you at The Croft and the Star and Garter on Friday 6th June. Hope you got home ok. You ran off after we found the key. Was nice to meet you - fun to dance V Box S5676
  1560.  
  1561.  
  1562. Venue magazine #569: 11 July - 17 July 2003
  1563.  
  1564. I saw you outside my house on Saturday night, you waved and I knew you'd had your chance and missed it - sucker!
  1565.  
  1566. I saw you at UWE Bower Ashton art show on Fri 27 June, also at Dialogue launch at Redcliffe Quay on Fri 4 July (you were wearing white lace top and serving drinks), then at women's hip-hop night at Arc the same evning. You look like Gabrielle Richards with a Sibyl Fawlty hairstyle. It seems we share a simialr taste in nightlife - perhaps we could devise our evenings together. Box S5691
  1567.  
  1568. I saw you at table 17 I looked amazing, I need you, I want you... Yeah baby... Box S5693
  1569.  
  1570. I saw you at Cadbury looking a million $, I'm madly in love with you, let's sort it out. You know who. A. Box S5694
  1571.  
  1572. I saw you at the Watershed I didn't see you at the watershed when I was lunching with another woman. Too busy buying a Harry Poter rucksack, eh? Box S5695
  1573.  
  1574. I saw you at Watershed. stop stealing my pudding you bugger! Buy your own! Box S5696
  1575.  
  1576. I saw you at Arc bar, very drunk on the stage dancing on a Friday night, you looked like a right dick...You should lay off the booze luv!
  1577.  
  1578. I saw you at Arc bar Friday 27. I think you had a boyfriend! You had long blonde hair & a red top & made lot's of eye contact over the tequila. Hope I was wrong about the boyfriend! xxx Box S5697
  1579.  
  1580. I saw you at my house, in the garden with a cup of tea when I was poorly. Thank you Carol for being Such a star. Love you lot's xxx. Box S5698
  1581.  
  1582. I saw you at St Pauls, you went home with my mate, but I know you wanted a piece of me!
  1583.  
  1584.  
  1585. Venue magazine #570: 18 July - 24 July 2003
  1586.  
  1587. I saw you this morning in my bed, you snake. Happy Birthday x
  1588.  
  1589. I still see you everywhere Michelle, looking beautiful all of the time. You make me shine, do you see me shining. Box S5701
  1590.  
  1591. I saw you Jo Slamshaw. You phoned me and I didn't answer. Now I've lost your number! Box S5702
  1592.  
  1593. I saw you at E-Shed. You were the six foot blonde with the sideburns and the paisley shirt. I was the slim guy in the blue denim shirt who caught your eye. Box S5703
  1594.  
  1595. I was you at the end. Can you start again without me? Box S5704
  1596.  
  1597. I saw you outside of work, a regular place for you to hang out it seems....dosser!! Exercise that brain of yours and maybe you'll remember who your Clients are and I won't have to ask every dam one of them who they are, where they come from, place and date of birth etc!
  1598.  
  1599. I saw you at the Farm Greg. You were gorgeous in your 46 year old body. Fwar!!! Meet me at 202! Love you xx Box S5705
  1600.  
  1601. I saw you at Glastonbury festival. F market crew you know the score. Hardcore! C u next year. Box S5706
  1602.  
  1603. I saw you at The Queen Shilling. You looked sublime in the moonlight your head was so large and beautiful. Box S5707
  1604.  
  1605. I saw you at UWE Bower Ashton art degree show on Friday 27th June. Also at Dialogue launch at Redcliffe Quay on Friday 4th July (you were wearing a white lace top and serving drinks), then at women's hip-hop night at the same evening. You look like Gabrielle Richen's with a Sibyl Fawlty hairstyle. It seems we share a similar taste in nightlife - perhaps we could devise our evenings together. Box S5708
  1606.  
  1607. I saw you toyboy drummer in the Prom on the 29th March. I couldn't imagine life without you now, there wouldn't be one. Box S5709
  1608.  
  1609.  
  1610. Venue magazine #571: 25 July - 31 July 2003
  1611.  
  1612. I saw you as you hurled a rock threw my friends car window a couple of weeks ago. Then I saw your number plate as you repeatedly drove past! You dumbass!! That'll help the police find you, won't it Mr Renault?
  1613.  
  1614. I see you all the time Mr Shy gentleman, haven't seen you for a while though, but I know I'll be seeing you fairly soon, I've fallen for you big time, can't wait to get jiggy with you, you sexy beast!
  1615.  
  1616. I saw you toyboy drummer in the Prom on the 29th March. I couldn't imagine life without you now, there wouldn't be one. Box S5709
  1617.  
  1618. I saw you this morning in my bed, you snake. Happy Birthday x
  1619.  
  1620. I still sea you everywhere Michelle, looking beautiful all of the time. You make me shine, do you see me shining. Box S5701
  1621.  
  1622. I saw you Jo Slamshaw. You phoned me and I didn't answer. Now I've lost your number! Box S5702
  1623.  
  1624. I saw you at E-Shed. You were the six foot blonde with the sideburns and the paisley shirt. I was the slim guy in the blue denim shirt who caught your eye. Box S5703
  1625.  
  1626. I was you at the end. Can you start again without me? Box S5704
  1627.  
  1628. I saw you outside of work, a regular place for you to hang out it seems....dosser!! Exercise that brain of yours and maybe you'll remember who your Clients are and I won't have to ask every dam one of them who they are, where they come from, place and date of birth etc!
  1629.  
  1630.  
  1631. Venue magazine #572: 1 August - 7 August 2003
  1632.  
  1633. I saw you first a long time ago. Is there a tangibility to this fantasy, sometimes there in no fantasy there for sometimes it's real. Butterflies Vs brain.
  1634. PS On holiday 4th to 19th.
  1635. Box S5721
  1636.  
  1637. I saw you Javid, in the mall and around town. I think I'd make a good mistress. I hope you agree? Ellie. Box 5722
  1638.  
  1639. I saw you as you hurled a rock threw my friends car window a couple of weeks ago. Then I saw your number plate as you repeatedly drove past! You dumbass!! That'll help the police find you, won't it Mr Renault?
  1640.  
  1641. I see you all the time Mr Shy gentleman, haven't seen you for a while though, but I know I'll be seeing you fairly soon, I've fallen for you big time, can't wait to get jiggy with you, you sexy beast!
  1642.  
  1643. I saw you toyboy drummer in the Prom on the 29th March. I couldn't imagine life without you now, there wouldn't be one. Box S5709
  1644.  
  1645. I saw you this morning in my bed, you snake. Happy Birthday x
  1646.  
  1647. I still see you everywhere Michelle, looking beautiful all of the time. You make me shine, do you see me shining. Box S5701
  1648.  
  1649. I saw you Jo. You phoned me and I didn't answer. Now I've lost your number! Box S5702
  1650.  
  1651. I saw you at the Watershed I didn't see you at the watershed when I was lunching with another woman.
  1652. Too busy buying a Harry Potter rucksack, eh? Box S5695
  1653.  
  1654. I saw you at Watershed. stop stealing my pudding you bugger! Buy your own! Box S5696
  1655.  
  1656. I saw you at Arc bar, very drunk on the stage dancing on a Friday night, you looked like a right dick...You should lay off the booze luv!
  1657.  
  1658. I saw you at Arc bar Friday 27. I think you had a boyfriend! You had long blonde hair & a red top & made lot's of eye contact over the tequila. Hope I was wrong about the boyfriend! xxx Box S5697
  1659.  
  1660. I saw you at my house, in the garden with a cup of tea when I was poorly. Thank you Carol for being such a star. Love you lot's xxx. Box S5698
  1661.  
  1662. I saw you at St Pauls, you went home with my mate, but I know you wanted a piece of me!
  1663.  
  1664.  
  1665. Venue magazine #573: 8 August - 14 August 2003
  1666.  
  1667. I saw you 30th birthday, karaoke, covered in paint. You: short, curly, kinda sharp. Me: from the Amazon, or thereabouts. Looking forward to seeing a lot MORE of you in the future...x Box S5731
  1668.  
  1669. I saw you at Fully Chilly. Mark. Thanks for coming down. I wasn't expecting you to. It was very sweet.
  1670.  
  1671. I haven't seen you for ages Baron Frog. Happy birthday you old fart. Catch you soon for a pint? Amy xx Box S5732
  1672.  
  1673. I saw you on Sunday Bones. You looked lush in your dirty tee!
  1674.  
  1675. I saw you playing bat and ball in Queens Square. You were wearing a grey vest. It really showed off your sweat patches - a school boy error Danay? You rock at bat and ball sweets x
  1676.  
  1677. I saw you with yet ANOTHER bird loading up your car one morning! Honestly how many do you need? Snake! x
  1678.  
  1679. I saw you at the bar in The River on Sunday. You knew Robin & Lex, but they didn't introduce us. Normally I dont go for a guy in a vest but you looked beautiful. BOX S5733
  1680.  
  1681. I saw you Pugsley in the Park, rockin your blue stripes. You kept losing your key to your handcuffs! I enjoyed playing with you. Emma
  1682.  
  1683. I saw you Wayney at the waterfront, looking sexy with your new cool haircut, in a lobster kinda way. You looked chilled and happy, all you need now is a VW camper.
  1684.  
  1685. I saw you Geoff at the Harbourside Festival. Not only sexy and funny, you must have amazing stamina and patience to put up with your new young bird. Keep it up!!!
  1686.  
  1687. I saw you Yolanda. You make my heart sing you sexy wilder beast. love you forever wise one. you're friend and admirer Tesspot x
  1688. Oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY another one of your years awaits you eagerly.
  1689.  
  1690. I saw you at fully chilly, you're such a great DJ and you've got fantastic hooters and I thank you are truly beautiful. I wish I was you. Box S5734
  1691.  
  1692. I saw you at the elbow room, you wreck head. You spread evenly like soft margarine on toast. How do you fancy spreading me all over your toast? Box S5735
  1693.  
  1694. I saw you Jo. You phoned me and I didn't answer. Now I've lost your number! Box S5702
  1695.  
  1696.  
  1697. Venue magazine #574: 15 August - 21 August 2003
  1698.  
  1699. I saw you at Watershed, stop stealing my pudding you bugger! Buy your own Box S5696
  1700.  
  1701. I saw you at Arc bar, very drunk on the stage dancing on a Friday night, you looked like a right dick...You should lay off the booze luv!
  1702.  
  1703. I saw you Lara Croft 9th October 'Clifton Encounters'. You're a spectacular Lara and although you threatened to shoot me at one point! Laurence of Arabia wonders if you would like coffee in his tent? (Promise to return you home safe on camel afterwards). Box S5736
  1704.  
  1705. I Saw you at Cosies Saturday night, bye bye Johnny, it won't be the same without you! X
  1706.  
  1707. I saw you in Clifton, ghetto fabulous darling! I was scared, but you protected me and rubbed my tummy after I ate chocolate and cheese. You made me larf so much before I fell asleep with you...l think you're kinda cool Snake...x Shamoa!
  1708.  
  1709. I see you all the time, you think you're too cool for school but your not you dick! Box S5798
  1710.  
  1711. I saw you at the bar in The River on Sunday. You knew Robin & Lex, but they didn't introduce us. Normally I dont go for a guy in a vest but you looked beautiful. Box S5733
  1712.  
  1713. I saw you with your thumb up your arse, can you please sort my house out Alex?
  1714.  
  1715. I saw you Wayney at the waterfront, looking sexy with your new cool haircut, in a lobster kinda way. You looked chilled and happy, all you need now is a VW camper.
  1716.  
  1717. I saw you Geoff at the Harbourside Festival. Not only sexy and funny, you must have amazing stamina and patience to put up with your new young bird. Keep it up!!!
  1718.  
  1719. I saw you Yolanda. You make my heart sing you sexy wilder beast. love you forever wise one. you're friend and admirer Tesspot x
  1720. Oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY another one of your years awaits you eagerly.
  1721.  
  1722. I saw you at fully chilly, you're such a great DJ and you've got fantastic hooters and I thank you are truly beautiful. I wish I was you. Box S5734
  1723.  
  1724. I saw you at the elbow room, you wreck head. You spread evenly like soft margarine on toast. How do you fancy spreading me all over your toast? Box S5735
  1725.  
  1726. I saw you Jo. You phoned me and I didn't answer. Now I've lost your number! Box S5702
  1727.  
  1728. I saw you at Fully Chilly. Mark. Thanks for coming down. I wasn't expecting you to. It was very sweet.
  1729.  
  1730. I haven't seen you for ages Baron Frog. Happy birthday you old fart. Catch you soon for a pint? Amy xx Box S5732
  1731.  
  1732. I saw you on Sunday Bones. You looked lush in your dirty tee!
  1733.  
  1734. I saw you playing bat and ball in Queens Square. You were wearing a grey vest. It really showed off your sweat patches - a school boy error Danay? You rock at bat and ball sweets x
  1735.  
  1736. I saw you 30th birthday, karaoke, covered in paint. You: short, curly, kinda sharp. Me: from the Amazon, or thereabouts. Looking forward to seeing a lot MORE of you in the future...x Box S5731
  1737.  
  1738.  
  1739. Venue magazine #608: 16 - 25 April 2004
  1740.  
  1741. I'm sore at plenty of you... you pretend to support me, then bitch behind my back. Then set L up with someone new when he's got enough crap to deal with. Then deny all knowledge of it. Then complain coz he won't shag her. Then blame me when he dumps her. Then blame me when I won't get back with him. Then make sure I know you're blaming me. Then try to tell me you're on my side. BUTT OUT. I'm starting to feel a little angry...
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