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- /adhg/ #126
- No.32884534
- >it's late and you are heading home
- >decide to take a shortcut through alleyway
- >of course right then an opossum is standing in your way
- >get catcalled (human called?)
- >flirts with you and asks your details
- >try to squeeze past her and say you are busy right now
- >finally get past her but not before feeling her squeezing your dick
- >hurry home
- >at the door you find out your stuff is missing, no keys, phone or wallet
- >the opossum from before suddenly appears next to you
- >says that you "dropped" your stuff back there
- >she knows your name, where you live
- AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! I just wanted to get home faster!
- >you try to keep living your life
- >you still catch glimpses of her from time to time
- >she is not approaching you
- >you suspect she is living in your dumpster
- >you become very self aware of what you throw away
- >one day you forgot your laptop and had to turn around back to your apartment
- >you grumbled as you unlock your door
- >you hear scuttling inside
- >you arm yourself with courage and the anti-bear spray and go in
- >The opossum girl freezes as you enter
- >you are enraged, she was drinking your beer
- "HOW DID YOU GET IN!?! ... are you stealing my clothes?"
- >her gaze goes to the plastic bag filled with your dirty laundry
- >she shrugs
- "It sells well at craigslist."
- *What do you do now?*
- Anon-1 ; i'd call the cops at that point she's selling your property for profit
- Anon-2 ; ask if she's at east gonna replace what she stole, I need my underwear men, I walk around my house in that
- Anon-3 ; Ask her if she's homeless or if she just really likes my place for some reason.
- >you stare at each other for awhile
- "So you break into my apartment and steal my underwear. Why shouldn't i just call the cops?"
- >she scratches her chin for a second
- "I can give you 8$ for each one."
- "That doesn't pay me the ones you already stole and i could sell them myself."
- >She begins snickering, bending down and leaning her weight on the couch
- "I'm sorry, haha, Is just the image of you selling your underwear to a biker gang is realy funny"
- >thewhatnow.jpg
- >you break out in a cold sweat
- >she sees your shock and hastily tries to calm you down
- "oh shit, don't worry man, they are from the next town over."
- >you sit down, your stomach is still uneasy
- >she hands you the beer and you swing at it
- >tastes funny
- "Did you do something to this."
- "yeah, it's mostly rum."
- >now you are skipping work for sure
- ...
- >20 min later you are smoking pot with her
- >she is telling you some crazy stories
- >like about a cafe with human wieters wearing only speedos
- >you call bullshit on that one
- >then a question pops into your mind
- "Why did you stalk me?"
- >she is taken a bit aback
- "No idea, you just click. And so did your window, you need to change that piece of garbage!"
- >you chuckle together
- "If you are going to keep breaking into my apartment i should at least know your name."
- "Fair, Natalie, but call me Nat."
- "I'm Anon"
- >you pass her the joint
- "Nat, I have been wondering, where do you actually live?"
- "There's a forsaken building two blocks away, I have most of what i need, but i do use your sowers sometimes"
- "Damn, first my clothes, now my shower, is there something you won't take?"
- >you cuche bit until you realise she is in silence, just observing
- >She begins moving
- >her baggy clothes begin to cover you up as she crawls on all fours on the sofa
- >standing on top of you she caresses your neck with her muzzle
- "no"
- >she nibbles at you ear while undressing
- >you help her, running your hand through her grey fur
- >the grip of her naked tail tightens around your leg
- >you stare into her deep black eyes
- >the intoxicated possum holds your head, planting small kisses and pressing it against her small breasts
- >You penetrate her velvety cunt
- >you move your hips trying to reach her deepest places
- >a trickle of blood stains your base as Nat rides you madly
- >each time you hilt yourself in her wetness she screams
- >you hands travel to her hips,slamming you deeper into her
- >her claws digging into you skin begin to draw blood
- >she begins gripping your neck
- >teasing you with oxygen and the hypnotic movement of her hips
- >the sensation of pain and the pulsing grip of her folds is to much
- >you release inside of her painting her insides white
- >with that she cries in ecstasy one last time before slumping on top of you
- >the rest of the day blurs together between smoking pot, cuddling and pizza.
- >now you have a new flatmate that will probably pay half rent
- >life is good
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