i stayed at a freinds house, then went to this older womans house, her name was bec, she was about 24, she had a 4/5yo son named malakai, also there was a girl i had gone to school with in previous years, me and my freind compiled our money together for a bottle of cougar(some sort of whiskey, i didnt really pay much attention) after about 2 glasses each, we were a little tipsy, this is when a young guy named sean arived, he had the weed, he had gotten a bottle of powerade/gatorade while he was getting our alcohol in the previous hour, we cut of a length of hose and made a hole in the bottle, put the hose into the hole and then made another smaller hole on the back, then we moved into her garage, there were 2 foam underlay matresses on the cement near the door, some seats we had brought in with us and a table, bec then proceeded to get a small, plastic, orange bowl from the shelf and hand it to sean, who removed the weed from what it was wrapped in, he asked for scissors as he began to tear apart a ciggarette and tip the contents into the bowl, bec handed him scissors and he began to chop and mix the two.

the cone piece was then stuck into the protruding end of the hose in the bottle, just after this happened, a young man named ernie arrived with a proper water pipe/bong made from glass and with a proper cone piece and downstem, then, one by one we would go up and have a cone, maybe 2 if we felt like it, bec would stand there and watch as she is a nosey cunt, after my 3rd cone, i sat back on my chair and looked around at the happily inebriated or high/stoned people i was with and i felt happy, the night went one like this untill i'd had my 11th cone, at this stage everyone was quite happy to sit on the chair or lay on the matresses, i exhaled and made my way to the matress, where sean was already lying, leaning on his shoulder with eyes redder than hell and a smirk on his face, as i lay down on the other side, bec, who had merely a few drinks(because of her smaller staure it obviously hit her harder than others), she began to dance to some music playing from someones phone, now ill set the scene here, picture the retarded horse from family guy, with two legs and blonde hair, this is what it was like, in my stupor, i did not really take into consideration how much of a dick she was making herself look like and neither did she, after this, a few people went into the house to get food or watch tv, ernie left as he had to work at 6am(it was about 1am at this time) so it was just me and bec and sean in the garage, so she kept dancing, towards sean, rubbing him and getting quite close to him before stripping her shirt off and kissing him, he looked very, very uncomfortable, so i did what any good freind would do and walked out into the house, leaving them alone, 2 hours and 48 slices of cheese later, we were all inside, bec was trying to get my 16yo freind to come and "sleep in her bed", he declined and i made reference to him being a queer and left it at that, this was a better memory of being in bec's lounge room then last time, when i had consumed 4 litres of "goon" or boxed wine, which i was later informed to be around 40 standard drinks, i must say i was quite proud of myself, lying there in that paddock, vomit flying out of me, but thats another story for another time, as the night came to a close, i went back into the garage, layed down on the mattress next to the girl id gone to school with and my freind on the other side, i went to sleep at 3.30 am and woke up at 6.30, could not for the life of me get back to sleep, so i got up and went inside, where i watched fairly odd parents for the first time in about 5 years with malakai, after having informed me of the moths in the house because we left the doors open that night, he proceeded to walk to the kitchen and grab a broom, hurling this broom around the lounge room, squashing bugs here and there and leaving big brown marks on the wall, he eventually knocked over a glass, which broke, then he proceeded to cry for attention like it had hurt him, which i had seen it hadnt, i told him to harden the fuck up and stood up and walked away from him, i got hot and went out into the backyard for some air, at this stage bec was up and so was everyone else, this is when we left for my freinds house, we said goodbye and walked into town for chicken schnitzels from the local fast food shop, after consuming them at speeds approaching 1660kmh, we began the slow walk back to the house.