Flunky
Passive: Small-fry
Flunkies have permanent Power [-4] (Defence Up [4] (2 turns) Shield). The value of Defence Up can become negative.
Moves: Pound Key | Shred | Clip on Tie

Pencil Pusher
Passive: Pushy
At the start of each turn, Pencil Pushers roll 1dX, where X is the Pencil Pusher's level, and the result of the roll is given as n. All Cogs of level n gain an extra action for that turn.
Moves: Fountain Pen | Rub Out | Finger Wag | Write Off | Fill With Lead

Yesman
Passive: Agreeable
The first Cog targeted by an action from the player team each turn gains Bait for the rest of that turn.
Moves: Rubber Stamp | Razzle Dazzle | Synergy | Tee Off

Micromanager
Passive: Breathing Down Your Neck
When a Micromanager takes damage from a dice roll of XdY, they gain Defence Up equal to the absolute difference between the maximum value of the roll and the result of the roll for the rest of that turn.
Moves: Demotion | Finger Wag | Fountain Pen | Brain Storm | Buzz Word

Downsizer
Passive: Budget Cut
Downsizers select one random player at the start of each turn and roll Xd5, with the result given as n. The sum of all damage dealt by that player may not exceed n that turn. X starts at 10 and reduces by 1 each turn, with a minimum value of 2.
Moves: Canned | Downsize | Pink Slip | Sacked

Head Hunter
Passive: Head Hunt
When Head Hunters enter battle, they randomly select one player unit. That unit takes 20% more damage from all forms of direct damage until the Head Hunter is defeated.
Moves: Fountain Pen | Glower Power | Half Windsor | Head Shrink | Rolodex

Coporate Raider
Passive: Takeover
When Corporate Raiders enter battle, they randomly select one player unit, then choose one spell on that unit. The next spell that player casts MUST be the chosen spell (spells must be cast in the designated order if multiple Corporate Raiders affect the same unit).
Moves: Canned | Evil Eye | Play Hardball | Power Tie

The Big Cheese
Passive: Cheesy
While The Big Cheese is alive, players who do not incorporate a cheese pun into their action each turn have their HP reduced by 15 at the end of the global turn.
Moves: Tee Off | Glower Power | Cigar Smoke(?)

Bottom Feeder
Passive: Bottom Feeder
When a Bottom Feeder or one of its allies make a roll whose result is in the lower half of its potential results, the Bottom Feeder gains 5 Charge.
Moves: Rubber Stamp | Shred | Watercooler | Pick Pocket

Bloodsucker
Passive: Vampire
Bloodsuckers have permanent Vampire [1/3].
Moves: Eviction Notice | Red Tape | Withdrawal | Liquidate

Double Talker
Passive: Talkative
Double Talkers may use two moves in one action, as long as they are different attacks with entirely unique targets.
Moves: Rubber Stamp | Bounce Check | Buzz Word | Double Talk | Jargon | Mumbo Jumbo

Ambulance Chaser
Passive: Heal Stealer
When a player recovers HP, reduce the amount they heal for by 25%, given as n. The Ambulance Chaser then heals an ally for n HP.
Moves: Shake | Red Tape | Rolodex | Hang Up

Back Stabber
Passive: Betrayal
The player that defeats a Back Stabber has their current HP reduced by 20%.
Moves: Guilt Trip | Restraining Order | Finger Wag

Spin Doctor
Passive: Head Spinning
While the Spin Doctor is alive, player actions that have HP recovering effects are performed as if that player had Dizzy (affects the entire action).
Moves: Paradigm Shift | Quake | Spin | Write Off

Legal Eagle
Passive: Bird Brain
Legal Eagles deal n*20% more damage to enemies they've hit n-1 times in a row.
Moves: Evil Eye | Jargon | Legalese | Pecking Order

Big Wig
Passive: Wig Powder
Big Wigs have Blind [25%, 1 use] Spikes [75%]; the potency of Blind can stack.
Moves: Power Trip | Finger Wag | Throw Book(?)

Short Change
Passive: Shortchanger
Damage dealt to Short Changes is rounded down to the nearest multiple of 5.
Moves: Water Cooler | Bounce Check | Clip on Tie | Pick Pocket

Penny Pincher
Passive: Frugal
Damage dealt by Penny Pinchers is rounded down to the nearest multiple of 5, and when it is they gain the difference (given as n) as Attack Up [n] (3 turns).
Moves: Bounce Check | Freeze Assets | Finger Wag

Tightwad
Passive: Tight-fisted
Damage dealt by Tightwads is rounded up to the nearest multiple of 5.
Moves: Fired | Finger Wag | Freeze Assets | Bounce Check

Bean Counter
Passive: Budget Holder
At the start of each turn, Bean Counters choose one ally to gain Multi-Mitigator [20] for that turn only.
Moves: Audit | Calculate | Tabulate | Write Off

Number Cruncher
Passive: A Balanced Breakfast Equation
If a Number Cruncher's current HP ends in 2, 3, 5, 7, or 8, they gain Defence Up [1/3].
Moves: Audit | Calculate | Crunch | Tabulate

Money Bags
Passive: A Small Loan of a Million Dollars
Moneybags have Energise [3] Aura [All Allies].
Moves: Liquidate | Market Crash | Power Tie

Loan Shark
Passive: Leg-breaker
Before damaging a Loan Shark, the player who does so may choose to gain Attack Up 50% for the rest of that turn. After that turn, that player gains Power 10 Defence Down 50% until the Loan Shark is defeated.
Moves: Bite | Chomp | Play Hardball | Write Off

Robber Baron
Passive: Plutocracy
Robber Barons have Charge Vampire [1/3].
Moves: Power Trip | Tee Off