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- Spawn the fuck on
- Choose a fucking class
- kill the shitty supreme clothes vendor cause his armour gets your extra ~~bitches~~ shekels
- go kill fucking rider on the ~~storm~~ dragon
- talk to nun bitch (you don't need to ever go back to that shithole heides tower again and it's only 2k souls lost)
- Buy pharros lockstone, blacksmith key and firebomb (for the shortcut and the fucking barrel that cucked you)
- talk to grandmommy
- Grab cloranthy ring, slab, life ring and fucking titty ass shards
- kill stompy stompy boi
- kill purse user
- bone back
- at that point you got hella fucking shekels so buy enough shards so you have 6 small shards, level up so you have 5k shekels left.
- Go to bastille
- pick up Double D titty shards
- with one in forest of fallen giants, one by the window before pursuer, one above lucatiel, two from McDaddy's workshop, you need to buy 1 Double D shard from the scottish cunt and upgrade your weapon to +6
- go fight ed, edd and eddy
- go fight sinner
- get the fuck back to majula
- break your weapon on something
- repair
- go the fuck somewhere else
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