Neo Iornia Session 14: A Cold Bitch In a Hothouse

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Warlord has connected.

Ivan:
After continuing to profusely apologize to the Ho-Oh cult, Ivan goes to make his way to see how his Graveler is doing.
Thrice:
Your Graveler is doing well! It's gained 3 levels. If you want it back, that'll be five thousand.
Warlord:
(back)

Ornate Shopkeeper:
The blacksmith is way more than finished with the gauntlets by now, though she doesn't have them on display yet. She asks if you're still interested in the things. They're rocky and bulky on the outside, but the inside is woven from that green cloth you gave her, and is comfortable to wear

Ornate Shopkeeper:
she doesn ot seem to have made any use of the pocket lint
Warlord:
(So what does having a weapon enable besides various weaponmaster or whatever feats?)
Warlord:
(Can I see any numerical things about them before deciding to purchase them?)
Warlord:
(Or is it just 100% blind)

Ornate Shopkeeper:
Yeah I can let you know

Ornate Shopkeeper:
They're Fine weapons of course, their Adept Move is Bash!, their Master Move when you qualify for it will be Titanic Slam

Ornate Shopkeeper:
They make your Struggle Attacks Rock-Type, and each Scene they can 'absorb' up to 10 points of Grass-type damage for you

Ornate Shopkeeper:
They're also good at blocking conventional weaponry due to their jagged nature, so Weapon Attacks against you are made at -1 AC

Ornate Shopkeeper:
they do not seem to like the sink of water tho

Ornate Shopkeeper:
as the green cloth constricts your hands when you get near it
Warlord:
Makes sense when the graveler was executed with water.
Warlord:
Anyway that's reasonable enough

Ivan:
"I didn't go and kill that Graveler for no reason now! Of course I'll take 'em. More useful than it ever was while it was alive, really."
Ivan: (( $4000 credits of gemstones has to be turned into money with someone who actually wants gemstones I'd assume ))
Ivan: (( can I find any place like that here ))

Ornate Shopkeeper:
This chick'll give you 3000 for 'em
Ivan: (( I'll ask her opinion on how much I could get for them and use intuition or whatever it is for honesty check ))

Ivan:
12

Ornate Shopkeeper:
She says she'll give you three thousand; she admits they're worth more than that, but with all the processes she's got to go through to use them for her craft she can't pay top dollar

Ornate Shopkeeper:
Since she's no gemsmith

Ornate Shopkeeper:
She's gotta get other people to cut them to fit and be all pretty like

Ornate Shopkeeper:
also if you buy them please copy that shit down somewhere
Ivan: (( Graveler Gauntlets (Adept Bash, Master Titanic Slam, Rock Struggle Attack, Absorb 10 points of Grass Damage, -1 AC check on enemy's weapon attacks hile wearing, the gauntlets are bad when near water.) ))

Ivan:
"If I fail the gym challenge, I may have to settle for that just to pay the expenses of the journey. Otherwise, the prize money should probably let me get by. I'll let you know. Either way, I'll take the gauntlets for now. Good job with these." He hadn't expected them to come out done this well.

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"Oh, I know. Those were tough to make with such...scarce materials. Not my best work, but I did pretty well if I do say so myself. I never make anything I wouldn't sell."

Ivan:
"I'll have to be on the lookout for anything you could better use then. I wouldn't just kill them like the Graveler, but I imagine you could make something interesting out of a Beldum or Scyther."

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"Oh, yeah! There's this one guy, my brother made him some really wicked swords out of Scyther claws. They're crazy good for that kinda stuff."
Emergency has connected.

Ivan:
"Is that so? Nice. Scyther claws wouldn't happen to grow back or anything, would they? I've got some rare Delta Scyther that looks like a Scizor." He only even realized it was a Scyther when the Pokedex/PC told him so.

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"Don't know for sure, never seen one myself. My brother lives in Reyfad, Scyther aren't native anywhere near here."

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"But I wouldn't hedge any bets on 'em growing back, personally."

Ivan:
"Well if he's as good as you are I might have to look him up. Does he still work? What's his name?" While he didn't think Scyther claws grew back, from Nixon's reactions he'd assumed most people wouldn't want to kill pokemon for weapons. He thought it may have been a vague possibility.

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"Who, my brother? Yeah, she should still be in the business. His name's Olsin. He's probably better at makin' weapons than I am... Reyfad's a little bit of a tougher place than here. Ho-Oh's protection, and all."
Ivan whispers: did Vasko ever give a fake name?
You whisper to Warlord: He did not
You whisper to Warlord: well unless he did IDK

Ivan:
Ivan still didn't have the highest opinion of the people of this place, so he had no real qualms about going there. "Thanks for the tip, and the gauntlets. I'll give these things a good test in the gym challenge for sure." He went off asking people besides Harper about Raphael and Vasko's whereabouts.
Ivan whispers: I do not go around telling them Vasko's name after what Harper said, though if I don't have any name to give I can hardly ask about him at all really.

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"Aw, man...I really hope she doesn't break all my hard work to pieces..."
Thrice:
what's Eliza doing atm merge
Emergency: (( Oh I was just gonna watch til Agi got back which would be soonish, as of right now nothing in particular, perhaps sitting their inn room crafting some Pester Balls, and properly harvesting powders ))
Thrice:
Only a couple people know Raphael by name; Vessia, for one, and Eithne. Vessia and Harper don't know where the guy's gone specifically, only that he left town a few hours ago. Eithne mentions that he was going to check out the place the bodies were found for himself
Warlord:
If nobody shows up for long enough/Agi gets hit by a car doing his errands I'll just go check the bodies for myself
Thrice:
As for the other guy, people mention seeing someone matching your description hitting on the blacksmith lady, fishing with Vessia in the river, and speaking to Ailbhe. Lately, though, nobody's seen him around.
Warlord whispers: I ask what his name is lololol
Thrice:
One guy says he saw the dude talking to some rough-looking kid and a suspicious purple-haired woman a day or so ago
Eliza: (( Was there anything new in stock at the shop? ))
You whisper to Warlord: Vessia...well, stares blankly for a few seconds when you ask, but responds that he said his name was Harlan
Thrice:
There's not anything new, no. The TMs are still there
Thrice:
Thjey've got a stock of em
Thrice:
I mean they've got some fancy clothes and stuff, but Eliza's probably past the age of needing to impress boys

Eliza:
I forgot to use my coat's bonuses during the bandit scene, I coulda looked cool
Agi has connected.
Eliza whispers: Would I know that the Gators would be the type to report to their superiors or are they more of a ragtag type
Warlord whispers: Ivan figures Vessia probably thinks he's hostile to him now after that comment, but oh well. At least he knows he has his story straight now.
Nick: (( thanks for cooking the pizza ))
Eliza: (( Yo Agi ))
Nick: (( howdy ))
You whisper to Warlord: If any of the bandits were actual, full-fledged members of the Gators, they'd get back and tattle. But otherwise, their chain of command stops at their bosses, who are now in jail
You whisper to Warlord: that was for Merge actually, but tbh I'm not even sure why he whispered it in the first place
You whisper to Emergency: If any of the bandits were actual, full-fledged members of the Gators, they'd get back and tattle. But otherwise, their chain of command stops at their bosses, who are now in jail
Warlord:
So is there any reason to not head off immediately?
Eliza whispers: Neato, I was going to have a haircut token change if I thought it was a threatening enough issue, but I guess I don't have to worry about it.
Eliza: (( I think Agi wanted to do a Rival battle before we left ))
Eliza: (( Besides that no I can't really think of anything ))
Nick: (( I offered one ))
Nick: (( I don't mind if we don't ))
Eliza: (( I think he was also interested in getting some climbing gear ))

Nick:
^ that I was, actually. Never got a response as to... cost, or mechanical effect.

Nick:
Didn't find anything in the books
Thrice:
shreg
Warlord:
rival battle with who now?
Thrice:
probably be something like 2300, grants a Skill Stunt for climbing
Thrice:
in Athletics

Nick:
I see.
Thrice:
you can't climb through willpower, boy

Nick:
So that means that I'm -guaranteed- to roll a 6, then.

Eliza:
It woulda been Harriet's group @Warlord

Nick:
They're the ones I challenged to one yeah

Nick:
just to get a feel for how qualified our team was relative to theirs, since they got a badge

Nick:
But it's skippable
Nick: (( But fine. I'll take it. ))
Warlord:
They even still here?
Nick: (( yes ))
Nick: (( I gaidened with them ))
Nick: (( this is where I found out the above information ))

Nick:
Buying the climbing gear. It will be better than nothing.

Nick:
Hopefully.

Eliza:
I've spent the time to Harvest, and craft 1250p worth of Pesterballs and X-items

Nick:
Pesteryinges

Eliza:
They're more like canisters but yeah. I'm all set to go
Warlord: (( Can we use Nick's Pokemon/General Education to figure out the gym's type/if the gyms have types ))
Warlord: (( I would assume fire because lol Ho-Oh ))
Warlord: (( but it could be rocks or ghosts or whatever. ))
Nick: (( They tend to have a theme/gimmick, rather than a type ))
Thrice:
Rowurke's Gym's type was Pachirisu

Mari:
^
Nick: (( The most standout one being Miren's challenge ))
Warlord: (( right that was a gym. ))
Nick: (( With 8 red Luvdisc scattered throughout a swinging pirate ship ))
Warlord: (( well Pachirisu and Carnivine ))
Nick: (( this is not a joke ))
Warlord: (( Electric/Grass. ))
Thrice:
never challenge miren
Thrice:
unless yolu want VeLoCiTy MeChAnIcS
Thrice:
So, you're all set to head out into the great unknown eh
Warlord: (( I guess I'll fire the starter into the box for gym challenge/the level 20 meme ))

Eliza:
(2)
Warlord: (( scyther is still second strongest behind godclops anyway ))

Nick:
I'm ready
Warlord: (( yeah go ))
Thrice:
I'm debating changing up the money giveness for Delta Pokemon, like having you get more for levels gained
Thrice:
to encourage actually ever taking them back out
Thrice:
and raising them
Nick: (( but that's exactly what I've been doing tho ))
Thrice:
as in, you can take em back out and raise em a few levels
Thrice:
you have
Thrice:
YOU have
Thrice:
Anyway
Eliza: (( fuck yo system ))
Nick: (( Having more competent mons is only a good thing ))
Eliza: (( Oh I'm going to buy some balls ))
Warlord: (( Well do I get more from putting it in, taking it out, and grinding it ))
Warlord: (( or do I get same money for grinding it and putting it in ))
Thrice:
i mean both
Thrice:
if it gains a level you'd get some amount of dosh or reward
Eliza: (( -800 for 2 great balls ))
Thrice:
when you send it back to Albion
Thrice:
then you can take it back out and raise it more

Nick:
Slick Fashion Fashionista Skill: Guile Effect: The holder gains +1 Evasion against Attacks of Opportunity. The holder may activate this item once a Scene as a Free Action to not provoke Attacks of Opportunities for one full round.

Nick:
I forgot I had this.
Warlord: (( what time is it in-universe, can I send it to him overnight or something before we go out next day maybe ))
Warlord: (( Is that long enough ))
Nick: (( It's afternoon, from what I've gathered. ))
Nick: (( I'd guess 4PM ))
Nick: (( He takes a week to do all his studies/get around to your mon in particular ))
Nick: (( The Bayleef I sent in immediately after catching it isn't even done yet ))
Warlord:
(Yeah whatever I'll shit it out when we travel.)
Thrice:
when did you send the bayleef
Nick: (( immediately after catching it. ))
Thrice:
oh right
Thrice:
it's been four days

Eliza:
Same day as the bandit scene
Nick: (( ye ))
Nick: (( Trying to be the time autist here ))
Warlord: (( we should really just go though ))
Nick: (( it is my role ))
Nick: (( We're just waiting on the Thrice paragraph ))
Nick: (( it'll come ))
Thrice:
You set out for the great unknown, which has no path. At least not yet. The mountain is rocky and peppered with cliffs. It won't be an easy climb
Eliza: (( I really appreciated the typing notifcation last sesh ))
Thrice:
you guys stop typing if I am
Thrice:
which is problematic
Nick: (( that's not true ))
Eliza: (( I think it's the other way around ))

Nick:
"Yeaah..." Nick clinks two pitons together. "We're gonna need this. Glad I picked it up."
Thrice:
'Course, it's not all cliffs. There's plenty of forest to get lost in, too..
Tokens dropped onto map 'Connough Valley' by player Agi (Player)

Eliza:
Eliza's smokin' a cig this time, but not only that she's got some fancy canisters attatched to her belt, "I hate hiking."

Ivan:
"We? You and Eliza will need it. I could scale this with my own two hands! Gahahaha!"

Eliza:
"Well, I don't hate hiking, I hate doing the young and hip adventerous things that whispers danger and thrill."

Ivan:
"If we meet any Gravelers during the climb, you know what I'll do to them." He punches his newfound Gravel Gauntlets together.
Thrice:
But no matter the terrain, the slope makes travel slow and difficult
Thrice:
6 3 1 3 Very difficult...

Eliza:
"We only have to find that big ass palace of a temple when we hit the top right? It shouldn't be too hard to miss?"

Nick:
"Graveler and who knows what else. This aurora's pretty freakin' cool, I bet it brings out all sorts of weird 'mon."

Ivan:
"Everybody knows all mountains have only Gravelers and Golbats!"

Eliza:
"Maybe they'll think you're one of them with what you're wearing Nick." She addresses his dress of feather coziness.

Ivan:
"Don't be silly."

Nick:
"Har har." @Eliza "Yeah, maybe. I hope not, though - with all this Ho-Oh stuff, I'm banking on a fire type or two making an appearance!"

Ivan:
"Hmm...Well you brought Fifi or whoever, right? Because I left Polpo behind. I'm not carrying him up the entire mountain."

Eliza:
"It'd be a good thing. You could just charm them with your stunning looks." (I'm ready to proceed)

Nick:
"Fefe, Chloe, and Irwin, though he hasn't learned any water-moves yet..."
Thrice:
Dude you better fucking hope this ain't a Delta Electric/Flying Ho-Oh

Nick:
"Hope you don't mind getting wet if the temperature starts climbing, it's probably gonna happen a lot."

Nick:
Man I just hope we ain't fighting Ho-Oh.
Eliza: (( Ho Oh and his stupid tower ))
Ivan: (( Thrice always spawns varied shit, if there are actually gravelers and golbats my crap is pretty bad for it. Hell it's bad for fire too. I really should bring Slowpoke but oh well, meta knowledge. ))
Eliza: (( attaboi ))
Nick: (( too late now ))
Thrice:
You manage to avoid anything for a couple of hours, staying away from any dangerous-sounding noises and rockslides. Eventually, a little path forms. You follow it to what looks like some kind of guardhouse, complete with guard. There's a big rope in front of the trail, with a sign saying TOLL - 1000

Nick:
Can we depants him?
Thrice:
Well, that'd be pretty tough
Ivan: (( it should be pretty immediately obvious if there is a way around on a mountain trail ))

Nick:
shit. He's not wearing pants.
Thrice:
The guard is currently rolling around frantically on the ground
Thrice:
Trying to not be quite as on fire as he is now

Eliza:
we also can't claim he's a liar since he's missing pants but has the fire

Eliza:
maybe he already burnt them off
Thrice:
There's a new map

Nick:
"Hoo! Called it!" Taking a brief moment to gloat, Nick wastes no time releasing Chloe

Nick:
"Hold on jus a sec, man, I'll get that put out!"

Ivan:
"Nick? That's on you." He was quite thankful to whoever did this for saving him $1000, quickly passing the toll booth.

Guard:
"Thank you! But pleas--hey, you, hold it! Don't run off, please! I don't have any Water-types, the entire guardhouse is on fire!

Chloe:
Chloe chirps worriedly as she douses the flames, water beading in her floof

Ivan:
"Damn it, the first time I box the Slowpoke. What did this?" He released Nick's Linoone and had it just try to shovel up dirt on the fire.

Eliza:
"How does something like this happen?" She releases Benzene to aid with water aid. "Aren't you guys supposed to be all 'Praise the holy Ho-Oh?"

Guard:
"Well that's the thing! Nothing did it! At least not as far as I can tell!"

Nick:
"Man, hell of a day to accidentally be a Water ace."

Guard:
"There were some weird noises last night, but I just ignored them. There's always ghosts around here, sltuff like that, but they're harmless little pranksters. Then this morning, the guardhouse just...caught on fire!"

Eliza:
"Shit, I don't think we've got enough waterpower to put out the house. Is there anyone left inside?"

Nick:
He releases Fefe as well, directing her to run to the other side

Ivan:
"Is there anything valuable inside?" He asked not confident the fire would be put out and of course looking for an opportunity.
Warlord: (( lives are not valuable. ))

Guard:
"A couple of guys are still in there...even the captain!"
Eliza: (( lives don't matter ))

Eliza:
"Shit. Nick can you douse us in water? We need to save the guys still stuck!"

Nick:
"Ahh, shit." Nick grits his teeth. "Yeah, coming right up!"

Ivan:
Ivan was not pleased with the fact this was inevitably falling on him to carry them out, leaving the Linoone to do its job. He was wearing the oversized burning Ho-Oh armor, halfway expecting it to give him some kind of protection against the fire but not sure what to expect. (It doesn't have anti fire lol)

Nick:
"Buddy, keep an eye on my Buizel out here, have her mitigate the spread of the fire! Gonna need Irwin's strength to bust through some stuff I bet..."

Ivan:
Ivan released Enya. "Phase in and find the best route for me to grab the survivors without getting burned alive."

Nick:
"Chloe, Water Sport!"

Chloe:
Coating the whole party, obviously. Even people who don't go into the house will appreciate the relief

Enya:
Hrm, if they die I can steal their Stufful

Guard:
"Just get 'em outta there, then worry about the fire!"

Eliza:
Intimidate: ( 21 )

Guard:
The Stufful, being stuffed, is not a fan of fire

Eliza:
Fuck I lost my rep

Irwin:
Can I bust down the door

Enya:
I AM THE GRIM REAPER. YOUR TIME HAS COME.

Irwin:
I wanna bust down the door.

Guard:
I mean you CAN

Enya:
I BID YOU ADIEU FOR NOW.

Guard:
it's OPEN

Guard:
but you can

Irwin:
Oh.

Irwin:
Consider the door pre-busted.

Guard:
what ya think the guy just closed the door behind him

Guard:
he was on fire

Eliza:
"Fuck the burns, I can fix that! I can't fix fucking death."

Nick:
Nick pulls his cloak over his mouth and heads in after Irwin

Ivan:
Ivan goes to follow whatever route Enya pointed out to try to get around the fire if that's even possible.

Enya:
Leads way.

Guard:
It's sort of possible

Guard:
The fire isn't spreading

Irwin:
I have Fountain, I'll clear a path as needed

Guard:
It's just...burning

Guard:
In localized spots around the house

Guard:
Including on the guards

Irwin:
impressive

Guard:
Tables, the guards' armor, the ladder, pictures, even the bed

Guard:
A circle the size of a flattened basketball burns on the blanket, but doesn't spread or fan out

Guard:
oh there's also one int he fireplace

Guard:
best put it out too

Guard:
just to be safe

Nick:
"C'mon, man, let's get you out of here! Got a bunch of water-types outside!"
Enya: (( how is their armor flammable ))
Nick: (( It's heatable ))
Nick: (( very heatable ))

Guard:
No, it's very much on fire

Guard:
The surface of it is at least

Eliza:
Eliza and her squad do a extinquish and kidnapping on the far left guard.

Eliza:
Oh shit what's this thing
Thrice:
its a

Nick:
cute mostly
Thrice:
stufful

Nick:
it scare too
Thrice:
once they evolve they crush windpipes for fun
Nick: (( Are they trapped? ))
Thrice:
They're unconscious, and buried under debris
Nick: (( Oh. ))
Thrice:
But...not from any collapsing wood
Nick: (( See, that I didn't realize. ))
Thrice:
It looks like it's ust been toppled over
Thrice:
Balls of light hover in the air, rotating slowly at the top of the room

Benzene:
Benzene spends no time trying to put out the armored man as Eliza tries to check to see how dead he is.

Nick:
"Douse that wood and rip it off of him!" @ Irwin

Ivan:
Lacking much other way to help, Ivan attempts to put out the fire just by stomping down on it with the rocky portion of his gauntlets. He prioritizes saving the Pokemon, figuring the other people with actual water shit can save the humans anyway.
Thrice:
The wood is not on fire.
Thrice:
only the man's armor is
Thrice:
I reiterate, this fire isn't spreading, in any way
Thrice:
It's exlusively localized to areas it's in
Nick: (( Does it go out when we try to put it out? ))
Ivan: (( we still try to put it out, we probably don't immediately realize the logic defying nature of the fire in-universe ))

Eliza:
"Ivan check the top floor! I don't trust myself or Nixon to climb anything."
Thrice:
....well, it's not SPREADING, but it's, uh, multiplying? A teardrop of flame falls from the hovering lights, next to Nick
Thrice:
If you wanna try and put the fire out, use a Water Move
Thrice:
Or roll something for Fountain if yhou've got it

Irwin:
I do have Fountain. Struggle attack...?

Benzene:
5 Struggle Fountain Miss!

Benzene:
And he's dead

Ivan:
Ivan picks up the Stuffull and just throws it the fuck out the open door to get it out of harm's way to not waste time. It's 15 fucking pounds, this is not hard.

Ivan:
21

Irwin:
My goal here is to remove the debris, then try to cool the armor down enough that Nick and Irwin can actually touch it and drag the guy out together
Thrice:
Your Struggle Attack hits, but roll your damage
Thrice:
The Stufful clomps Ivan in the eye with its flailing fists, and he loses 10 HP. It does, however, go flying out the door

Benzene:
Struggle @Burning Man Water | Special 1d8+6 | 30
Twisted Fuck You

Irwin:
11 I'll just roll iges

Irwin:
1d8+6 | 23

Benzene:
Probably shoulda made it physical but whatevs

Ivan:
Ivan attempts to climb up the ladder, assuming it's not on fire like on the map

Benzene:
but it is
Thrice:
it is in fact on fire
Thrice:
I even mentioned that in the blurb post lol

Ivan:
Ivan asks the Dusclops if anybody is up on the second floor.

Irwin:
idk if I trust your weight on that ladder tbh
Thrice:
The fire on the guard next to Eliza diminishes somewhat, but it's not out yet!

Eliza:
"Shit, one more time Benzene!" She has her Burn Heal at the ready.
Thrice:
The fire on Nick's guard fizzles for a second, but springs back to life

Benzene:
8 2peat
Thrice:
Haha nah kid

Benzene:
fug how could i miss such agile fire
Thrice:
not that you miss, that like, you can't immediately attack again bc like that's basically just taking 20 I wouldn't even call for something if it were like that

Benzene:
Uh someone else do some shit
Thrice:
oh something's gonna

Nick:
Nick rubs the sweat off his forehead. "Jeez... seriously?! Alright, gonna need more power on that!"

Enya:
I'm asking a simple yes/no question to the Dusclops if people are on this floor
Nick: (( Will bind Reckless Advance once... things ))
Thrice:
The Dusclops shakes her head. There aren't any people on this floor.
Thrice:
Youi shoulda been more specific, son.
Thrice:
Hold on now boy
Ivan: (( the original question was second floor ))
Ivan: (( I reposted it for no response ))
Thrice:
I know, I responded
Thrice:
O:ne of the pearls floats toward your Dusclops, and materializes... A dark cloak forms around the pearl, until something forms, and blasts your Dusclops with a strange wave of energy! 9
Thrice:
4
Nick: (( for some reason I'm thinking fkn Hoopa- that's no Hoopa ))

Misdreavus :
Dusclops loses 20 HP

Enya:
Enya loses 13 hit points.

Enya:
Enya loses 7 hit points.
Thrice:
The ones remaining in the air spin more, and fan out, a pearl each going toward Irwin and Benzene

Benzene:
fug

Enya:
Dusclops replies with the most ghostly attack it knows, punching. You have also made me aware that if I kill Misdreavus I can sell their pearls, thank you for pointing out this valuable information.

Enya:
1 crit check shadow punch

Enya:
unmissable useful

Nick:
u didn't crit

Enya:
Damage: 34, Physical
Nick: (( Should I be waiting for init or not here ))

Ivan:
Ivan attempts to take advantage of the chaos and scours the room for valuables instead of doing anything remotely useful. The valuables could be burned up in the fire.

Ivan:
12

Misdreavus :
IF you kill them

Misdreavus :
Misdreavus took major damage!

Misdreavus :
The injury lowered the Special Attack stat!

Misdreavus :
The injury lowered the Attack stat!
Nick has received initiative.

Misdreavus :
There's some barrels, you like barrels right? PRobably alcoholses in there. Rations for the guards, and all that. There's some keys, but you're already IN here, and what has that gotten you?

Misdreavus :
agidyne

Misdreavus :
can you hear me

Ivan:
Keys it is. At worst I have some fake keys I can pretend are relevant!
Nick: (( I'm typing ))

Misdreavus :
Discord is picking my mic up

Nick:
"So THERE they are, the little devils... damn it." Nick thinks quickly, and removes his cloak. "Made from Ho-Oh, huh... this stuff shouldn't burn, maybe it'll smother!" He slinks around the Misdreavus (ass-cot avoids AoO 1/scene) and throws it around the armored man

Misdreavus :
Well, you've covered the body

Benzene:
we're his for his burial and cremeation

Misdreavus :
Just tie him up in the cloak and beat him to death

Nick:
"Just fight it off for now!" Agility @Irwin

Enya:
You fools if they die I get their Stuffull

Irwin:
9 Irwin Bites down on the sneaky ghost!

Irwin:
2d6+8 | 27

Misdreavus :
speaking of stufful

Misdreavus :
ivan never lost his 10 HP from getting bear-punted

Misdreavus 1:
oh right

Misdreavus 1:
we have this shit don't we

Misdreavus 1:
Misdreavus 1 took major damage!

Misdreavus 1:
The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!

Misdreavus 1:
The injury lowered the Defense stat!

Ivan:
Ivan loses 10 hit points.

Misdreavus 1:
You've activated my trap card!

Misdreavus :
And mine, retroactively!

Misdreavus :
Shadow Punch and Bite are Spited!

Misdreavus 1:
And now

Misdreavus 1:
For the tour de my dick

Benzene:
where's my get fucked damage

Benzene:
im pretty sure i got attacked

Misdreavus 1:
You will be soon

Benzene:
ok just making sure

Misdreavus 1:
7 For now this one is attacking Irwin

Misdreavus 1:
For

Misdreavus 1:
very pitiful damage

Misdreavus 1:
Damage: 17, Physical

Misdreavus 1:
fear me

Irwin:
Irwin took 1 damage.

Misdreavus 2:
Take your fucking struggle attack, goat

Misdreavus 2:
If you can even hit me with it

Misdreavus 2:
Boi

Misdreavus 2:
-3 Psywave!

Misdreavus 2:
Fuck me!

Passefaro:
11 i dunno

Passefaro:
strug @Ghosty 2 Normal | Physical 1d8+6 | 31


Misdreavus:
The remaining pearls conjoin together in the center of the room, forming a...starkly different shade of light up there. Its necklace shimmers crimson, and from it, it launches a powerful blast of fire at Irwin!

Passefaro:
cute

Benzene:
i will be taking action this round

Misdreavus:
0

Benzene:
0
Passefaro has received initiative.

Nick:
Nick didn't notice it appear, but certainly notices Irwin dodge wide to avoid the shot

Misdreavus:
The necklace of pearls spreads out once again, and the Misdreavus fades away

Nick:
"Well hello there..." He grimaces

Benzene:
good ahead ivan/enya
Eliza has received initiative.
Ivan has received initiative.

Misdreavus:
goodbye there

Misdreavus:
Is Eliza herself doing nothing

Eliza:
She's gonna attempt to load the burning guard onto Passe

Ivan:
12 pokeball toss onto misdreavus 1

Misdreavus:
ya ever thought about getting a ponyta

Misdreavus:
i hear they're god for riding

Ivan:
53

Misdreavus:
and also good for being on fire

Eliza:
Athletics (Haul your dumb ass heavy shit): ( 7 )

Eliza:
I should be set on fire

Eliza:
Yippee
Capture Rate: 75

Benzene:
7 Bite yo ghost (since I'm in a seperate ghost battle I guess)

Nick:
"Thanks for the assist, Ivan!"
Thrice:
Eliza picks the guard up, but promptly drops him, having accidentally touched the more burning part of his armor

Eliza:
"Well, FUCK! Ouch!"
Enya has received initiative.
Benzene has received initiative.

Ivan:
"You're welcome. Where'd the delta one go?"

Nick:
"It vanished, dude, I dunno! I'm just getting this guy out of here."

Benzene:
bite @ghost 2 Dark | Physical 2d6+8 | 29
spike

Misdreavus 2:
Misdreavus 2 took major damage!

Misdreavus 2:
The injury lowered the Speed stat!

Misdreavus 2:
The injury lowered the Attack stat!

Misdreavus 2:
REmember that thing we did

Misdreavus 2:
We still do that

Benzene:
not my teeth

Benzene:
dentists hate them

Misdreavus 2:
It glares at Benzene menacingly! You've got cavities now bitch

Misdreavus 2:
a

Irwin:
14 Team effort armor man retrieval

Misdreavus 2:
No Bite for you
Nick has received initiative.

Misdreavus 2:
You drag him straight toward the door!

Misdreavus 2:
right through the flames

Misdreavus 2:
But, well, it doesn't spread, anyway

Misdreavus 2:
So who cares?

Misdreavus 2:
Just a tetch hot
Irwin has received initiative.

Misdreavus :
1 Here, Astonish

Misdreavus :
deer lord

Misdreavus 2:
Y'know it'd be nice if we weren't ass

Misdreavus 2:
6 Asstonishing, that is

Nick:
"They're trying to help the other guy! The little arsonists sprung back up..."

Misdreavus 2:
Damage: 12, Physical

Benzene:
Benzene took 1 damage.

Misdreavus 2:
The Misdreavus fades back into its pearl, which drops to the ground and rolls down the stairs!

Nick:
"Chloe, just like... hover over him, keep dripping down!"

Misdreavus:
Helloing

Nick:
get the HAIL outta here

Misdreavus:
17 This isn't hail, son

Benzene:
1 Struggle Fountain to cool off the fiyah

Misdreavus:
Damage: 39, Special

Nick:
Nick took 13 damage. It's not very effective...

Nick:
-Water Sport

Misdreavus:
Its soul is sucked back into its ring of pearls, which drop to the ground

Misdreavus:
and start burning the grass
Passefaro has received initiative.

Nick:
"Graah! Get back here, you!"

Passefaro:
7 Threaded

Passefaro:
Assletics: ( 16 )

Eliza:
Eliza heads down the stairs to inspec the pearl, can I just like steal it and die?
Eliza has received initiative.

Misdreavus:
The gem feels like nothing

Misdreavus:
You can pick it up, roll it around in your hand, smack it into your forehead

Eliza:
-3 Ball

Eliza:
fug

Misdreavus:
But there's no touch feedback at all

Eliza:
sneaking pearl

Misdreavus:
the pearl rolls away

Eliza:
fug

Misdreavus:
you put some english on that fucker with your poke ball

Nick:
"Nice! That's both of them!"

Ivan:
Ivan takes the delicious Miltank meat, saving the truly valuable items from the fire.

Enya:
11 shadow sneak

Eliza:
Eliza picks up the gem and taps it with the ball. 5

Eliza:
33

Enya:
Sneak @Dead Pearls Normal | Physical 2d6+8 | 31


Eliza:
"Well, mission accomplished. Time to get out."

Ivan:
Ivan orders Enya to take the unconscious Misdreavus' pearls while collecting the meat.

Misdreavus :
Misdreavus took major damage!
Ivan has received initiative.
Enya has received initiative.

Eliza:
"Really?"

Nick:
"What're you two DOING back there?! Are you alright?"

Ivan:
"There was nothing else valuable. I checked!"

Eliza:
"That's actually a good idea. Carry on."

Eliza:
"Did you take out the big boss, Nixon?"

Nick:
"It showed up again, but then just vanished..."
Thrice:
The necklace of flames lifts off the ground and floats near you, then beings to spin rapidly!
Warlord:
Connough Valley Mountain Guardhouse Keys Delicious Guard House Meat Misdreavus Pearls
Thrice:
It flings droplets of fire like a sprinkler!

Misdreavus:
0

Misdreavus:
nyce

Passefaro:
whoa

Passefaro:
next level

Misdreavus:
ಠ_ಠ

Misdreavus:
damm

Benzene:
13 Poison Sting

Benzene:
Poison Sting @ya know Poison | Physical 1d8+6 | 28
no poison

Misdreavus:
Misdreavus took light damage!

Misdreavus:
Fuk off

Misdreavus:
wait did that poison me

Benzene:
no

Benzene:
poisons on 17+
Benzene has received initiative.
Nick has received initiative.

Nick:
"So it's not going out naturally - maybe it'll go out if we catch the thing!"

Misdreavus:
Better chance than you ever going out I guess

Nick:
-5 Great bol go

Nick:
m

Nick:
After You @Eliza then

Nick:
"Alright, you give it a shot!"

Eliza:
12

Eliza:
-25 Woo
Capture Rate: 28

Misdreavus:
Capture Rate is 28

Misdreavus:
The fires do not go out.

Eliza:
"Yay... I caught one."

Ivan:
"Did that thing not cause it? Why the fuck isn't the fire spreading? Is it a ghost illusion or something?!"

Nick:
"And... the... err..."

Guard:
"It ain't no illusion!

Guard:
"

Ivan:
"That guardhouse should've burned down by now."

Polpo:
Damage: 38, Special

Guard:
The fires aren't easy to put out, but with enough dedicated Water-type,s eventually you spray the flames away. The guard couldn't be happier! Well, he probably could

Guard:
like if he hadn't been on fire five minutes ago

Guard:
and if he had some german chocolate cake

Guard:
but at least he's got his meat to look forward to

Eliza:
rip

Nick:
about that

Guard:
and his trusty keyring

Guard:
makes him feel special

Guard:
a keypsake

Eliza:
Eliza takes the time to mend up the burn victims, and make sure they're not burned.

Guard:
I mean they're BURN victims

Guard:
they're probably burned

Guard:
drowning victims are typically wet

Guard:
tho not always

Eliza:
Eliza smirks as she slaps three syringes into three armored doods, for maximum Burn Healing.

Guard:
"SO ABOUT THAT TOLL..."

Eliza:
"Shhh... you can't move until the charred bits fall off."

Nick:
"Siding with Eliza for once."

Guard:
"You don't need to worry about it, obviously! I can't thank you enough. I was ready to make graves..."

Nick:
"What was with that FIRE though? Is that normal?"

Eliza:
Eliza smacks his shoulder piece with her cane, "Seriously! Don't move." She peels off the affected burns and places some patches onto them.

Guard:
"How should I know? But it looked like that POkemon was causing it..."

Ivan:
"Well it's one of ours now. We'll see if we can put that psycho Pokemon to some good use doing things other than burning buildings."

Guard:
like burning OTHER PEOPLE'S buildings

Eliza:
"Yeah, I wonder how many more guard posts are there up the mountain? I hope we don't have to do this several times over."

Nick:
"We'll tell Ailbhe about this... hopefully the damage gets fixed soon."
5 1 2 5

Eliza:
"I'd ask for a map, but uh, I don't think I will anymore."
Thrice:
Well, the path continues from here anyway
Thrice:
Clearly it is the safest path

Eliza:
we love paths

Misdreavus 2:
but warlord

Misdreavus 2:
what about my second one
Thrice:
The trail leads onward through the woods and hills, between canyons and cliffs. Among these cliffs, you hear voices on the wind. A young boy's voice is complaining, "Why am I stuck with you, anyway? You're the one who did this to me, I should be getting my revenge." An older female voice, one kinda familiar, replies, "Now, now, boy." The headpatting is palpable, "You couldn't beat me before. And I think we're about to receive our duty..."

Eliza:
Potion in the side of the head. for the cyclops

Enya:
Enya is healed and gains 20 hit points.
Thrice:
Four figures sit up on the rockstack in front of you

Ivan:
14

Nick:
"Yeaaah. Suspicious enough for ya?"
Eliza:
that's totally
Eliza:
not arawn
Agi is disconnected.
Agi has connected.

Fen:
The woman swings her legs over the rock, "Hello, hello...it's been some time since we last saw each other, has it not?"

Ivan:
Ivan nods and raises up one of the Gravel Gauntlets. "Yeah, thanks for your help murdering my Pokemon." He laughs. "These work great."

Fen:
"Ahhhh, is that so?"

Nick:
"Oh, so THAT'S why she looks familiar... jeez. Still can't believe you actually did that!"

Eliza:
"Ah, if it isn't Fen. Fancy meeting you along the way."

Fen:
She draws her own sword, a curved blade made of some translucent, blue crystal, "I haven't had a chance to test my new blade, yet..."

Ivan:
He waves the Gravel gauntlet in Nick's face, laughing. "Ooooohhh it's the spooky ghost of Graveler!"

Fen:
"This boy chipped my last one, you know? I'm confident in his abilities."

Eliza:
"Oh? Who's this?" She tries to look for his weapon.

Ivan:
"So what're you doing up here?" To Fen.

Eliza:
Perc: ( 10 )

Nick:
"Come on, man!" Nick flails his hand in front of him in self-defense.

Rough-looking Kid:
"You're what? You got some real nerve saying something like that. If I were some random kid you'd have killed me!"

Fen:
"That's the way of tsujigiri, boy..." She waves her sword, "I wonder if they're as good as you?"

Nick:
12 General knowledge to have -any- idea what the fuck that is.

Ivan:
Ivan watches with some morbid interest having no idea what the fuck they're talking about.

Nick:
"...Yo, I hope you're not talking about what I think you're talking about..."

Rough-looking Kid:
The boy's sword is sheathed, but he does have one

Rough-looking Kid:
Which is weird given he looks about 13 or so

Rough-looking Kid:
It's a fairly short sheath, yeah. For a long dagger or something

Eliza:
kids these days

Eliza:
Eliza takes out another cig and puffs it, "Is there gonna be a duel?"

Fen:
"Oh, no. No such thing. I'm not that honorable." She slips off the rock, her sword held out as she falls toward Eliza.

Eliza:
"I see."

Fen:
2 This can't miss

Fen:
which is a good thing I see

Nick:
"Oh shit she TOTALLY is! Watch out, Eliza!"

Fen:
Damage: 42, Special

Eliza:
Eliza took 31 damage.

Ivan:
Ivan was legitimately surprised that the person who helped him kill his Graveler was attacking Eliza. "Hey, hey now! We're all friends! Don't mess with us, you know what these gauntlets can do!"

Eliza:
Eliza chomps down on her cig and the latter half falls with the wind and impact.

Fen:
The sword flashes white, and as it rakes her skin, it leaves Eliza with a freezing-cold gash! So cold, it burns...literally

Fen:
you're burned now

Eliza:
she hates this

Fen:
"Hmm, hmm... a good edge."

Exisal:
Add.

Rough-looking Kid:
The kid however hands over the side by his legs, and reaches downward toward Eliza!

Rough-looking Kid:
The shadow of the rock grasps upward and twists her neck! 7 This also can't miss

Eliza:
Eliza winces as the blade rips through and gives her some fucking burns. Oh great, fucking another one.

Rough-looking Kid:
Damage: 35, Physical

Eliza:
Eliza took 27 damage.

Eliza:
"Ow ow ow... Fuck!"

Nick:
"Seriously?! What the hell's wrong with you people!"

Rough-looking Kid:
"Don't hate me for this. We all have to suffer through our punishments...that includes me."
Nick has received initiative.

Ivan:
"If you don't stop right now I'm going to have to have to slaughter any future Gravelers in Reyfad! I'm sure they'll better appreciate my business!"

Fen:
"Oho...well, Reyfad is closer to my hometown."

Eliza:
"This relationship has taken a turn for the worst." She holds her harmed arm.

Nick:
+Bind for Reckless Advance

Ivan:
His face finally became more serious. "You seriously think you can take us outnumbered? You reeeeally don't want to talk this out?"

Nick:
"Fake Out, Penny! I want her locked down!"

Penny:
8

Penny:
2d8+10 | 35

Fen:
Fen took moderate damage!

Fen:
"Ah...feisty little one. But that is fine..."

Rufflet:
1 Aerial Ace, cannot miss

Rufflet:
Damage: 44, Physical

Rufflet:
resisted

Penny:
Penny took 14 damage. It's not very effective...

Sneasel:
The Sneasel leaps off the rock and pounces on Nick!

Sneasel:
5

Sneasel:
Damage: 47, Physical

Nick:
Nick took 41 damage.

Nick:
The injury lowered the Defense stat!

Nick:
The injury lowered the Special Attack stat!
Penny has received initiative.
Passefaro has received initiative.

Passefaro:
-1 Bulldoze

Nick:
"Yaagh!"

Rough-looking Kid:
Well the kid is hanging upside down anyway

Ivan:
5 speed tie

Rough-looking Kid:
so it wasn't gonna hit him way up here anyway

Passefaro:
Grass Pelt, and we're gonna bolt the fuck away

Fen:
13

Fen:
Nah fuggof

Fen:
4

Fen:
Damage: 38, Special

Eliza:
Eliza took 27 damage.

Fen:
"What good would a blade be if it couldn't bite an opponent's back?"

Eliza:
Eliza limps onto Passe as they dash away.

Fen:
"And, now, for my turn."

Penny:
5

Penny:
1d8+6 | 27

Penny:
Penny slashes at Fen as she approaches Nick!

Fen:
"Sorry, girl, but a worthy sacrifice..."

Fen:
Fen sheathes her sword, and forms a ball of fiery mist in her hand, which she throws at the ground! It explodes, flashing over Nick and Penny! And Sneezy!

Fen:
12

Nick:
"Sacrifice nothing! Get away from me!"

Fen:
Damage: 42, Special

Fen:
Fire-type

Nick:
Nick took 30 damage.

Penny:
Penny took 48 damage. It's somewhat effective!

Fen:
The flashing flames stick around, and Nick and Meowf lose an extra Tick of HP...

Nick:
Nick lost a tick of HP!

Penny:
Penny lost a tick of HP!

Penny:
Penny gained a tick of HP!

Nick:
Nick gained a tick of HP!
Ivan has received initiative.

Fen:
"Well? Anything up your sleeve?"

Eliza:
The injury lowered the Defense stat!

Eliza:
The injury lowered the Attack stat!

Nick:
Nick and Penny FUCKING DIE

Ivan:
14 jump kick

Ivan:
Damage: 43, Physical

Ivan:
Name of Move @Who? Normal | Physical 4d10+10 | 56
Your Fluff

Sneasel:
Sneasel took severe damage!

Sneasel:
The injury lowered the Speed stat!

Sneasel:
The injury lowered the Defense stat!

Sneasel:
The Sneasel chomps down on something at the last second, and survives!

Enya:
17 critical check shadow punch

Fen:
"A good swordswoman comes complete with her array of tricks."

Enya:
Damage: 30, Physical

Sneasel:
Sneasel took moderate damage!

Sneasel:
No

Sneasel:
it does not

Exisal:
Damage: 31, Physical
Exisal has received initiative.

Ivan:
"The fuck did we see that we weren't supposed to?"

Rough-looking Kid:
The kid holds his position, and rips off a tag sewn onto his clothes, "I don't know, but I'd like you to tell me what you see in here..."

Eliza:
Eliza is sprawled out on the grass, "Well fucking shit. So much for being friendly."

Rough-looking Kid:
The tag evaporates into mist, which envelopes Ivan!

Rough-looking Kid:
27 Occult or Focus, boy

Rough-looking Kid:
Contest me

Ivan:
7 relevant

Rough-looking Kid:
Relevant indeed

Rough-looking Kid:
The mist encroaches on Ivan, and whisks him away, into a foggy, rain-soaked field of grey...

Rough-looking Kid:
In other words, you're fine, but you're not here anymore

Rough-looking Kid:
for a couple turns

Rough-looking Kid:
Banished Beyond The Veil 12 Prerequisites: 4 Tisserand Features, Master Occult Education Daily - Standard + Swift Action Effect: You may destroy a Cleanse Tag attached to yourself in order to attempt to banish one target within 5 meters. Make an Occult Education check opposed by the target's Occult Education or Focus; if you succeed, the target is Banished for two full Rounds. At the start of each Round it is Banished, the target either loses or gains, your choice, HP equal to your Occult Education Rank doubled. While Banished this way, treat the target as if it were not there; it cannot Shift or take any actions with a Range other than Self, cannot be seen, heard, felt, or otherwise interacted with, cannot be targeted in any way, and is immune to all damage and effects other than from this Feature.
Nick has received initiative.

Rufflet:
0

Rufflet:
nice

Sneasel:
7 Feint Attack!

Sneasel:
Damage: 39, Physical

Passefaro:
11 Vine Whip! The sneasel!

Enya:
Enya took 28 damage. It's somewhat effective!

Passefaro:
Vine Whip @sneazle Grass | Physical 2d6+8 | 36
yeah

Passefaro:
6 Rck hedu

Sneasel:
Sneasel took heavy damage!

Sneasel:
The injury lowered the Defense stat!

Enya:
Ability: Frighten Scene – Swift Action Target: A Pokémon or Trainer within 5 meters Effect: Lower the target’s Speed 2 Combat Stages.
14 | 10 | 16 | 15 | 1 | 0
Passefaro has received initiative.
Ivan has received initiative.
Exisal has received initiative.

Enya:
Knock Off Sword @Girl who will turn us all into gauntlets Normal | Physical 4d10+10 | 45
Take evil ice sword of death please

Fen:
Fen took heavy damage!

Fen:
The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!

Fen:
"Agh!" Her sword goes flying off even tho she sheathed it lel, "Hah...a smart move..."

Exisal:
I WILL NOT BE IMPERSONATED BY LOWLY AGIDIUS.

Exisal:
I FIND THIS COMBAT HIGHLY ENTERTAINING.

Fen:
Fen takes a single step back

Fen:
She's gonna wish she had her fucking sword tbh

Fen:
But she doesn't

Fen:
So as it turns out

Fen:
Disarming her is really fucking effective

Fen:
"Ugh...Well, then..."

Fen:
She really

Fen:
really doesn't wnana use her only actually damaging move

Fen:
So, yeah.

Fen:
She coats her hand in a bit of frost and punches the goat!

Fen:
-1

Fen:
fair

Passefaro:
SSSSS

Passefaro:
STOP

Ivan:
Ivan lost a tick of HP!

Fen:
"...Right..boy, time to put in your fair share..."

Fen:
"Otherwise, we'll both be dishonored."

Rough-looking Kid:
The kid drops down and pulls out his sword as he falls! He attempts to plunge it into the gote! 13

Passefaro:
ssss

Passefaro:
stop

Rough-looking Kid:
I uh

Rough-looking Kid:
won't

Rough-looking Kid:
you will tho

Rough-looking Kid:
Damage: 61, Physical | CRITICAL HIT!

Passefaro:
Passefaro took 49 damage.

Passefaro:
The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!

Rough-looking Kid:
The shadowy blade leaves a strange mark on the goat!

Passefaro:
Deja Vu

Rufflet:
2 AERIAL ACE

Rufflet:
Thank god

Rufflet:
Damage: 42, Physical

Enya:
Enya took 22 damage.

Enya:
The injury lowered the Defense stat!
Passefaro has received initiative.

Rough-looking Kid:
you won't be needing that where we're going

Passefaro:
7 I know where you're going, higher in the street (Knock Off)

Rough-looking Kid:
Oh

Passefaro:
Arawn

Rough-looking Kid:
that's

Rough-looking Kid:
also a good idea

Passefaro:
Deja Vu @Arawn Dark | Physical 4d10+10 | 46
ur sword

Enya:
Move: Disable Type: Normal Frequency: Scene AC: None Class: Status Range: 1 Target, Trigger Effect: Disable may be used as a Free Action that does not take up a Command whenever the user is hit by a Move. That Move becomes Disabled for the attacker. Disable fucking Aerial Ace

Rough-looking Kid:
Rough-looking Kid took heavy damage!

Rough-looking Kid:
And HIS swordagger is knocked out of his hand!

Passefaro:
Cruelty on Arawn because fuck you

Enya:
7 shadow punch critical check on the child

Rough-looking Kid:
The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!

Passefaro:
2hp too

Passefaro:
sure

Rough-looking Kid:
Rough-looking Kid loses 2 hit points.

Enya:
2d10+10 | 33

Rough-looking Kid:
He panics, "H-hey! What was that for?!" He looks around for his weapon, "That was...that's my..."

Rough-looking Kid:
And then he gets shadow-punched in the dicks

Rough-looking Kid:
all of the dicks

Rough-looking Kid:
Rough-looking Kid took moderate damage!

Rough-looking Kid:
The injury lowered the Special Attack stat!
Ivan has received initiative.
Exisal has received initiative.
Enya has received initiative.

Fen:
"Ungh...all right, boy, this is a wash. This one believes we've done our part."

Fen:
She picks up her fucking sword

Fen:
which provokes AoO

Enya:
15 AOO

Exisal:
12 AOO

Passefaro:
11

Passefaro:
i crit

Enya:
1d8+6 | 23

Exisal:
1d8+6 | 28

Fen:
Fen took light damage!

Fen:
Fen took light damage!

Passefaro:
jk on crit

Passefaro:
strug @yassssss Normal | Physical 1d8+8 | 28
eat

Fen:
Fen took moderate damage!

Fen:
The injury lowered the Defense stat!

Exisal:
I HELPED.

Passefaro:
same

Passefaro:
good gank

Fen:
"Boy, you don't need my help to escape. Save yourself."

Eliza:
hi

Ivan:
Ivan lost a tick of HP!

Passefaro:
6 eat dicks

Passefaro:
str @boy Normal | Physical 1d8+8 | 29
yea
40 | 12 | 2 | 7 | 15 | 0
30 | 12 | 2 | 7 | 15 | 0

Rough-looking Kid:
Rough-looking Kid took moderate damage!

Exisal:
3

Exisal:
1d8+6 | 25

Rough-looking Kid:
"Can't you see we're giving up?! You pass, stop hitting me!"

Rough-looking Kid:
Rough-looking Kid took light damage!

Eliza:
hi

Rough-looking Kid:
Go away you salty cunt

Eliza:
only if i could trip u with my dead body

Fen:
"Ahaha...they're bloodthirsty, boy. They won't listen."

Fen:
"Birds of a feather, and all."

Passefaro:
never forgetthi

Rufflet:
0 WELP
Passefaro has received initiative.

Passefaro:
Passe is making a dash right for the runners!

Rufflet:
-4

Passefaro:
Razor Leaf @Who? Grass | Physical 2d8+10 | 32
Your Fluff

Passefaro:
17

Passefaro:
oh no

Passefaro:
Razor @yall Grass | Physical 2d8+10 | 51 CRITICAL HIT!
my nurse my rules

Eliza:
"Christ... Three's a crowd."

Rough-looking Kid:
"...sorry. But you really were a cold bitch." The kid FUCKIN DISAPPEARS into thin air!

Fen:
"...I'll haunt you until you die for that."

Fen:
Fen took heavy damage!

Fen:
The injury lowered the Defense stat!

Eliza:
"Coming from the cold blood stabbing, two can play at the blood game."

Eliza:
"Well, three. The boy did too."
Ivan has received initiative.

Passefaro:
smile off?

Rufflet:
7 Wing Attack : |

Passefaro:
fug

Rufflet:
Damage: 50, Physical

Passefaro:
Passefaro took 57 damage. It's somewhat effective!

Rufflet:
do the hustle

Rufflet:
oh right

Rufflet:
and you lose a Tick of HP, Passe

Passefaro:
The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!

Rufflet:
bc that';s relevant now

Passefaro:
Passefaro lost a tick of HP!

Rufflet:
JUST LET ME LEAVE

Ivan:
14 Mean Look the bird "WHERE'S THE OTHER ONE?! WHERE DID HE GO?!"

Rufflet:
FUG

Rufflet:
U A SCARY SON BITCH

Rufflet:
UGLY, TOO

Exisal:
-3 Take Down I'm helpful

Exisal:
no

Rufflet:
N WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO AGAINST THIS THING

Rufflet:
The bird roosts on Fen's head

Rufflet:
But it can't really do anything else

Fen:
"Ngh...you're all fools. Can't see beyond the thinnest of veils."

Fen:
"Or perhaps you're just that bloodthirsty?"

Ivan:
2 Jump Kick

Rufflet:
Well shit I wasn't even gonna fight anymore but fuck if you're just gonna step to me

Rufflet:
I'm gonna fuckin kill ya

Eliza:
explode

Ivan:
Ivan is so infuriated by Fen's words that he falls over on his ass and trips as trying to do the kick "Oh will you shut the FUCK up, woman?!"

Ivan:
Ivan loses 22 hit points.

Ivan:
The injury lowered the Attack stat!

Fen:
"Haha...NOt if it's this entertaining..."

Nick:
Nick dreams of having been assigned a normal team

Exisal:
8 struggle

Exisal:
1d8+6 | 28

Eliza:
Eliza nearly flops over as the impact of the fall slams into ground. "God."

Rufflet:
Rufflet took moderate damage!

Rufflet:
-3 Well let's hope this hits Ivan

Rufflet:
It does not

Ivan:
"You're gonna give us some answers. Understand?"

Rufflet:
Why are we bothering again

Ivan:
9 struggle rock

Nick:
"Ivan, man, come on... it's part of the challenge. It's all part of the challenge!"

Ivan:
Damage: 20, Physical

Exisal:
7 Take Down.

Eliza:
Eliza flips a lit sig toward Fen, then lights her own.

Rufflet:
Rufflet took moderate damage!

Exisal:
2d10+10 | 34

Eliza:
the cig goes into her eye

Rufflet:
Rufflet took heavy damage!

Rufflet:
The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!

Rufflet:
15 JUST DIE ALREADY

Rufflet:
THANK

Rufflet:
YOU
7

Rufflet:
7

Rufflet:
THAT'S FOUR

Ivan:
"The challenge? Does she just send people to stab at us with swords for the CHALLENGE?!"

Ivan:
"Then FUCK the challenge!"

Rufflet:
Damage: 93, Physical | CRITICAL HIT!

Rufflet:
@ivan

Nick:
Nick just kinda like

Nick:
exaggeratedly, slowly shrugs

Ivan:
Ivan took 40 damage. It's not very effective...

Fen:
She probably closed her eye
13 | 10 | 2 | 8 | 16 | 0

Fen:
"..you're a petty one..."

Fen:
"Just becuase I'm younger and prettier..."

Eliza:
Eliza laughs, "Right you are, and you've got a good taste in smokes."

Exisal:
0

Fen:
but i'm going to di--actually

Fen:
hell

Eliza:
She also calls out to Nixon, "Niiixxxoooon, are you dead?"

Nick:
"Yes."

Eliza:
"Good, we all are." She takes a rather large inhale of the cig and then let's out a stream of smoke.

Rough-looking Kid:
"You really think I'd just leave? ...give up, Pokemon, or you're in for a world of hurt."
40 | 12 | 2 | 7 | 15 | 0

Exisal:
Beep Bop?

Rough-looking Kid:
He shrugs, "Fine then, you asked for it." 7 Shadow Punch is a good move

Rough-looking Kid:
Damage: 56, Physical

Eliza:
"I really didn't think you'd stab me out of the blue though Fen."

Fen:
"Hehe...it didn't hurt too bad, did it?"

Eliza:
"It's a good blade, shit's real good. Your boy is good too."

Exisal:
Exisal took 61 damage. It's somewhat effective!

Exisal:
The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!

Exisal:
The injury lowered the Defense stat!

Rough-looking Kid:
"Well, whatever...You passed before I came back. Up to Ailbhe whether that counts or not. You'll just have to sit back on your haunches for a while here..." He grabs the chick, "You're free to go too, birdy."

Eliza:
"Catch you two later, see ya Fen. If you're still in town later, let's go for a smoke."

Rough-looking Kid:
"...I'm glad I did, though. Were you just going to let him kill her? I understand his confusion, at least..."

Rough-looking Kid:
"Not like he could hear us."

Nick:
"Definitely made a convincing act of it."

Rough-looking Kid:
The kid struggles with lifting up Fen, but the bird hops up to help out, seemingly happy the kid came back to save his ass, "Fine then. Come along...I'm going"

Eliza:
Eliza huffs another one, "Yeeesh, I'm too tired to grab my vitalization syringe. Shiiit."

Irwin:
Irwin's HP rose!

Benzene:
Benzene gained 15 experience! (430) Level 20

Irwin:
Irwin's HP rose!

Benzene:
Benzene gained 15 experience! (445) Level 20

Benzene:
Benzene gained 5 experience! (450) Level 20

Benzene:
Benzene gained -35 experience! (415) Level 20

Canto:
Canto gained 85 experience! (335) Level up! Gained 2 levels. Level 18

Fifi:
Fifi's Defense rose!

Exisal:
Exisal's HP rose!

Exisal:
Exisal's Defense rose!

Mari:
Mari gained 3 experience! (300) Level 17

Mari:
Mari gained -3 experience! (297) Level 17