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  1. Generating story...
  2.  
  3.  
  4. You are the son of Elon Musk. You're a genius and you've made billions in your
  5. life, but you aren't sure if you ever wanted to be that way
  6. > How old am I
  7.  
  8. "I'm not sure I understand".
  9.  
  10. Elon looks at you with a mixture of surprise and amusement. "It's about time
  11. you asked. How old are you?"
  12.  
  13.  
  14. > "I'm 19"
  15.  
  16.  
  17. Elon laughs again. "Oh no, it can't be true. Your age is too young".
  18. You think for a moment.
  19. > "Tell me how old am I"
  20.  
  21.  
  22. Elon thinks for a moment. He says "Well I don't know exactly but my guess would
  23. be around your early twenties".
  24. You're confused by this answer.
  25. > "ok dad, thanks"
  26.  
  27.  
  28. Elon smiles and waves goodbye to his family before leaving the room.
  29. You sit down in disbelief. This is all so surreal.
  30. The next day you get an email from Elon
  31. > read the email
  32.  
  33. Dear son,
  34. This is probably one of the most important emails you'll ever receive. It will
  35. determine whether or not you live or die. So please take some time to read through
  36. it carefully.
  37. Your father has been working on a secret project that could save humanity from
  38. extinction
  39. > keep reading
  40.  
  41. He has been experimenting on animals and humans without their consent. He has
  42. been doing this for years now. The only reason why he hasn't killed everyone
  43. already is because he was afraid of what might happen if he did.
  44. You have to do something. You need to stop him
  45. > reply asking who wrote this email with your dad's account
  46.  
  47. You type back "Who wrote this email?"
  48. Elon replies "It was written by me".
  49. You reply "What? Why would you write such a thing?"
  50. Elon replies
  51. > "Because I'm Elon Musk."
  52.  
  53.  
  54. Elon then proceeds to tell you more about himself. He tells you that he is the
  55. founder of PayPal, which was later bought out by eBay. He also mentions that
  56. he is currently running Tesla Motors, a company that makes electric cars
  57. > "Stop experimenting on people and animals without their consent dad"
  58.  
  59.  
  60. Elon replies
  61. > "No."
  62.  
  63.  
  64. Elon then asks "Do you want to go to space?"
  65. You reply "Yes, I'd like to go to space".
  66. Elon replies
  67. > "Ok, let's go to space"
  68.  
  69.  
  70. Elon sends you a picture of him holding up a rocket ship. He says
  71. > "We are going to space"
  72.  
  73.  
  74. Elon writes
  75. > "Come to Spacex headquarter in 40 minutes"
  76.  
  77.  
  78. You reply "OK, I'll meet you there"
  79. You send the email and wait anxiously for the 40 minute window to pass. When
  80. it does, you see Elon waiting outside your door. He seems nervous.
  81. You open the door and he immediately runs into you
  82. > Kill him
  83.  
  84. You grab him and throw him against the wall. He screams and falls backwards.
  85. You kick him in the face and run away as fast as you can. You run into your
  86. bedroom and lock the door. You turn off the light and cry yourself to sleep
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