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- You are the son of Elon Musk. You're a genius and you've made billions in your
- life, but you aren't sure if you ever wanted to be that way
- > How old am I
- "I'm not sure I understand".
- Elon looks at you with a mixture of surprise and amusement. "It's about time
- you asked. How old are you?"
- > "I'm 19"
- Elon laughs again. "Oh no, it can't be true. Your age is too young".
- You think for a moment.
- > "Tell me how old am I"
- Elon thinks for a moment. He says "Well I don't know exactly but my guess would
- be around your early twenties".
- You're confused by this answer.
- > "ok dad, thanks"
- Elon smiles and waves goodbye to his family before leaving the room.
- You sit down in disbelief. This is all so surreal.
- The next day you get an email from Elon
- > read the email
- Dear son,
- This is probably one of the most important emails you'll ever receive. It will
- determine whether or not you live or die. So please take some time to read through
- it carefully.
- Your father has been working on a secret project that could save humanity from
- extinction
- > keep reading
- He has been experimenting on animals and humans without their consent. He has
- been doing this for years now. The only reason why he hasn't killed everyone
- already is because he was afraid of what might happen if he did.
- You have to do something. You need to stop him
- > reply asking who wrote this email with your dad's account
- You type back "Who wrote this email?"
- Elon replies "It was written by me".
- You reply "What? Why would you write such a thing?"
- Elon replies
- > "Because I'm Elon Musk."
- Elon then proceeds to tell you more about himself. He tells you that he is the
- founder of PayPal, which was later bought out by eBay. He also mentions that
- he is currently running Tesla Motors, a company that makes electric cars
- > "Stop experimenting on people and animals without their consent dad"
- Elon replies
- > "No."
- Elon then asks "Do you want to go to space?"
- You reply "Yes, I'd like to go to space".
- Elon replies
- > "Ok, let's go to space"
- Elon sends you a picture of him holding up a rocket ship. He says
- > "We are going to space"
- Elon writes
- > "Come to Spacex headquarter in 40 minutes"
- You reply "OK, I'll meet you there"
- You send the email and wait anxiously for the 40 minute window to pass. When
- it does, you see Elon waiting outside your door. He seems nervous.
- You open the door and he immediately runs into you
- > Kill him
- You grab him and throw him against the wall. He screams and falls backwards.
- You kick him in the face and run away as fast as you can. You run into your
- bedroom and lock the door. You turn off the light and cry yourself to sleep
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