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  1. Session Start: Fri Jul 09 22:19:30 2010
  2. Session Ident: #doranoia
  3. [22:56] <@FriendComputer> The two of you have been sharing a room for a week after being promoted to troubleshooters together
  4. [22:56] <@FriendComputer> You've both gotten in after doing some computer work all day for the PLC
  5. [22:56] <@FriendComputer> Debugging mostly
  6. [22:56] <@FriendComputer> It sure is hard when most of the code is censored out
  7. [22:57] <@FriendComputer> You both enter your quarters
  8. [23:08] <@FriendComputer> You are carrying your PDCs and backpacks
  9. [23:08] <@FriendComputer> You have the handles of your guns but no barrels, as is customary
  10. [23:09] <@FriendComputer> As you are talking, a BLUE passes your door and then halts looking at the pair of you
  11. [23:09] <@FriendComputer> "You Zack and Dam?"
  12. [23:09] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Yes"
  13. [23:10] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Yessir"
  14. [23:10] * Damanation (mIRC@adsl-2-214-222.mia.bellsouth.net) has joined #doranoia
  15. [23:10] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "How can we help you good sir?"
  16. [23:10] <@FriendComputer> "Excellent, I need a couple of people to take this package down the hall to sector UN"
  17. [23:10] <@FriendComputer> *UND
  18. [23:11] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "We would be happy to ablige"
  19. [23:11] <Damanation> ((XDDD A Paranoia game with two players?))
  20. [23:11] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Anything else we can do for youß"
  21. [23:11] <Dam|R|SEL|1> (-ß)
  22. [23:11] <@FriendComputer> ((hey remmy ran one with one at first))
  23. [23:11] <@FriendComputer> "Now that you mention it..."
  24. [23:11] <Damanation> ((usually you need at least 3))
  25. [23:12] <@FriendComputer> ((want to play?))
  26. [23:12] <@FriendComputer> "Mind going to the cafeteria and fetching me a soda?"
  27. [23:12] <Damanation> ((Ill have to break for dinner at some point ubt Ill play))
  28. [23:12] * Damanation is now known as Blue|R|OSE|1
  29. [23:12] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Where can we meet up with you again?"
  30. [23:12] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "That would be no problem. What flavour would you like?"
  31. [23:13] <@FriendComputer> ((ok, pm me a chosen soc and power))
  32. [23:13] <@FriendComputer> The Blue ponders
  33. [23:13] <@FriendComputer> "Blueberry bubble please!"
  34. [23:14] <@FriendComputer> "My office is a little down from R&D"
  35. [23:14] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Great Sir! We will do our job!"
  36. [23:14] <@FriendComputer> The Blue gets a call on his PDC
  37. [23:14] <@FriendComputer> "Gotta go! I'll see you in the office!"
  38. [23:15] <@FriendComputer> As he turns to leave he almost bumps into another RED
  39. [23:15] <@FriendComputer> "Er, you"
  40. [23:15] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Hello, fellow RED troubleshooter"
  41. [23:15] <@FriendComputer> "Back these guys up and go with them!"
  42. [23:15] <@FriendComputer> He hurries off
  43. [23:16] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Greetings. It looks like we'll be working together. What's your name?"
  44. [23:19] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "We are on a extremely important mission to gather liquid relaxation for a high ranking Troubleshooter ... and to deliver this boring package"
  45. [23:19] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "Oh uh. Gotcha."
  46. [23:20] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "I'm uh blue? Yeah Blue is my name"
  47. [23:20] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "It is nice to meet you. Dam, which task should we do first?"
  48. [23:20] <@FriendComputer> A scrubbot moves in through past Blue and starts cleaning the room
  49. [23:20] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "I think that the beverage gathering is way more important"
  50. [23:20] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "Who uh asked us to deliver the package?"
  51. [23:21] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "a BLUE"
  52. [23:21] <@FriendComputer> The scrubbot gets its hoover stuck on Zack's pillow
  53. [23:21] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "The one who you just met"
  54. [23:21] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "Oh uh right."
  55. [23:21] <@FriendComputer> It whines
  56. [23:21] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "What the? Excuse me a moment."
  57. 06[23:21] * Blue|R|OSE|1 picks the scrubbot up
  58. 06[23:21] * Zack|R|NMO|1 attempts to remove the pillow
  59. [23:22] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Poor little fellow got stuck on your pillow"
  60. [23:22] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "Yeah uh I'll help wit that"
  61. [23:22] <@FriendComputer> Blue tries to pick it up but drops it back onto the bed
  62. [23:22] <@FriendComputer> Zack successfully takes out the pillow
  63. 06[23:22] * Dam|R|SEL|1 searches for buttons on the scrubbot
  64. [23:23] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((never mind))
  65. [23:23] <@FriendComputer> The scrubboot beeps happily
  66. [23:23] <@FriendComputer> *scrubbot
  67. [23:23] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "Huh nice."
  68. [23:23] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Should we take it as a ... pet?"
  69. [23:23] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "Isn't it Friend Computer's property?"
  70. [23:24] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Well it still is..."
  71. [23:24] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "It has a job to do. We would only hinder it's progress."
  72. [23:24] <@FriendComputer> The bot continues cleaning the room
  73. [23:24] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Well go on little fellow... ON WITH YOUR MISSION OF SUPERIOR CLEANLINESS"
  74. [23:24] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "We should move on to the cafeteria. Our superior will be getting thristier by the minute"
  75. [23:24] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "I guess we should uh deliver the package first. Then pick up the drink when reporting back?"
  76. [23:24] <@FriendComputer> It reaches the wall and begins climbing up it
  77. 06[23:25] * Dam|R|SEL|1 holds his hands out so it won't fall to the ground when eventually falling
  78. [23:26] <@FriendComputer> The bot reaches an airvent and extends a tool
  79. [23:26] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "Thats..curious?"
  80. [23:26] <@FriendComputer> It unlocks the vent and climbs inside
  81. [23:26] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "I say we leave before anything weirder than this happens"
  82. [23:26] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Well Vents have to be cleaned too don't they?"
  83. [23:26] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "I'm not sure thats normal..."
  84. [23:26] <@FriendComputer> Bubbles appear from the vent and you hear the sound of vigorous scrubbing
  85. 06[23:27] * Blue|R|OSE|1 looks into the vent
  86. 06[23:27] * Dam|R|SEL|1 reattaches the vent door
  87. [23:27] <@FriendComputer> A half dissolved IR magazine is ejected, hitting Blue in the face
  88. [23:28] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "IR magazine? Where did that comefrom?"
  89. [23:28] <@FriendComputer> Dam re-attaches the door
  90. [23:28] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Perhaps the last person using the room hid it in there. For what reason, I cannot fathom"
  91. 06[23:28] * Blue|R|OSE|1 attempts to read the magezine
  92. [23:28] <@FriendComputer> The scrubbot clean its portion of the vent and returns
  93. [23:28] <@FriendComputer> It beeps at the vent entrance
  94. [23:29] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "Oh you may want to let it out?"
  95. [23:29] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Oh..."
  96. 06[23:29] * Dam|R|SEL|1 reopend the vent to let the robo out
  97. [23:29] <@FriendComputer> Blue reads the only legible words
  98. [23:29] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((reopens*)
  99. [23:29] <@FriendComputer> "...exy clones ..ust dial... 56567.."
  100. [23:30] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "What did you read Blue?"
  101. [23:30] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "Oh its not really legible, some advertisement?"
  102. [23:31] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "It has a number anyways."
  103. [23:31] <@FriendComputer> Dam does so, and the bot scuttles out and bumps Dams foot indignantly, incurring him a 3 CR fine
  104. [23:31] <@FriendComputer> The bot goes and starts on the lockers
  105. 06[23:32] * Blue|R|OSE|1 offers the magezine for any one to read
  106. [23:32] <@FriendComputer> Dam gets a message on his PDC
  107. 06[23:32] * Dam|R|SEL|1 read message
  108. [23:32] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((+s))
  109. [23:33] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "I think we should uh go somewhere?"
  110. [23:34] <@FriendComputer> Dam sends a message and gets a reply back almost immediatly
  111. [23:34] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Yeah... The BLUE just called me and wants to know where his drink is"
  112. [23:35] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "That settles it. Cafeteria"
  113. [23:35] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "Lets uh do that first then?"
  114. 06[23:35] * Zack|R|NMO|1 exits the room and waits for the others
  115. [23:35] <@FriendComputer> Zack goes to the corridor
  116. [23:35] <@FriendComputer> Dam sends a final message
  117. 06[23:35] * Dam|R|SEL|1 leaves after repocketing his PDC
  118. 06[23:36] * Blue|R|OSE|1 looks around the room
  119. [23:36] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "What is taking you so long Blue?"
  120. [23:36] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "You're supposed to help us and not to delay us"
  121. [23:37] <@FriendComputer> Blue sees the two beds, the secured lockers, a few programming charts on the walls, and the scrubbot
  122. 06[23:37] * Blue|R|OSE|1 leaves the room
  123. [23:37] <@FriendComputer> You are all in the dormitory corridor
  124. [23:37] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "ON TO GREAT FLUID ADVENTURES"
  125. [23:37] <@FriendComputer> You know the cafeteria is a short distance from here
  126. [23:37] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "no. Never say that again."
  127. 06[23:38] * Dam|R|SEL|1 points to the direction of the cafeteria
  128. 06[23:38] * Blue|R|OSE|1 heads that way
  129. 06[23:38] * Dam|R|SEL|1 follows last
  130. 06[23:38] * Zack|R|NMO|1 heads the same way as Blue
  131. [23:39] <@FriendComputer> You turn round the corner to the cafeteria doors, and see a RED locking them up
  132. [23:39] <@FriendComputer> He looks at you "sorry buddy, we closed 5 mins ago""
  133. [23:39] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "We are in dire need of refreshment SIR!"
  134. [23:40] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "It's for a BLUE called Azure!"
  135. [23:40] <@FriendComputer> "Hey due to the regs, I can't work any longer yah know"
  136. [23:40] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "It is absolutley of ultimate importance"
  137. [23:40] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Orders from a BLUE. If we can't gain entry, please tell us where we can find some Blueberry bubble soda"
  138. [23:40] <@FriendComputer> "Do you have the appropiate forms?"
  139. [23:41] <@FriendComputer> "Overriding normal cafeteria times"
  140. [23:41] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Where can i download them?"
  141. [23:41] <@FriendComputer> ""
  142. [23:41] <@FriendComputer> "You have to go get permission for that first"
  143. [23:41] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "oh"
  144. [23:42] <@FriendComputer> "but the nearest office is at Food Central, 50 sectors away from here"
  145. [23:42] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Aww man, can't you just make a small exception?"
  146. [23:42] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "Is there some other way we could get BLueberry Bubble soda?"
  147. [23:42] <@FriendComputer> He continues closing
  148. [23:42] <@FriendComputer> "Well..."
  149. [23:43] <@FriendComputer> "As manager I have the power to make you employees"
  150. [23:43] <@FriendComputer> "that'd give you access"
  151. [23:43] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "What's the catch?"
  152. [23:43] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "IndeeD?"
  153. [23:44] <@FriendComputer> "Of course there is the usual handling fee..."
  154. 06[23:44] * Zack|R|NMO|1 checks his backpack for belongins and credits
  155. [23:44] <@FriendComputer> "2,000 credits"
  156. [23:44] <@FriendComputer> He smirks
  157. [23:44] <@FriendComputer> "each"
  158. [23:45] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Well we would only need one to get the Soda"
  159. [23:45] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "But that's still freakin' expensive"
  160. [23:45] <@FriendComputer> "Of course, there is another way..."
  161. [23:45] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Will it be a onetime cost or something regular?"
  162. [23:45] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "What is the other way?"
  163. [23:46] <@FriendComputer> He points to a large package
  164. [23:46] <@FriendComputer> A little way down the corridor
  165. [23:46] <@FriendComputer> "See that thing?"
  166. [23:47] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "It's quite big so how can we NOT see it?"
  167. [23:47] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "Shhh no need to be rude."
  168. [23:47] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "well Sorry..." *grumbles*
  169. [23:47] <@FriendComputer> "Its there officially, but it has been blocking the loading doors for a whi-"
  170. [23:47] <@FriendComputer> He looks at Dam
  171. [23:48] <@FriendComputer> "You know what?"
  172. [23:48] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "ignore him, I want to help."
  173. [23:48] <@FriendComputer> "No deal, remove that package and it'll cost only a 1000 credits"
  174. 06[23:49] * Blue|R|OSE|1 sighs
  175. [23:49] <@FriendComputer> "I was gonna give it to you for free, but smart mouth here just cost you that"
  176. [23:49] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "You do know that you are delaying the work of a BLUE there buddy?"
  177. 06[23:49] * Zack|R|NMO|1 still wonders what is inside his backpack
  178. [23:49] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "This is coming out of your pocket now Dam"
  179. 06[23:49] * Blue|R|OSE|1 looks at the big box down the hall
  180. [23:51] <@FriendComputer> "That BLUE knows full well the closing times"
  181. [23:51] <@FriendComputer> "Which is why he asked you to get the drink BEFORE them, am I right?"
  182. [23:52] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "..."
  183. [23:52] <@FriendComputer> "Anyway pick up the box, and pay up"
  184. [23:52] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "Lets...lets just move that box and have Dam pay the man."
  185. [23:52] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Okay..."
  186. [23:52] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Wait. How heavy is it?"
  187. [23:53] <@FriendComputer> "How should I know?!"
  188. [23:53] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "Just...just move it."
  189. [23:53] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "You didn't put it there?"
  190. [23:53] <@FriendComputer> "Try seeing for your selves"
  191. [23:53] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "I'm getting fed up by this... I play that guy here the necessary 2000 to make one of YOU a member... is that okay?"
  192. [23:53] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((pay*))
  193. [23:54] <@FriendComputer> "2000?!"
  194. [23:54] <@FriendComputer> "Thank you, sir!"
  195. [23:54] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Yes... i think it's all i got but do it anyways"
  196. [23:55] <@FriendComputer> The RED completes the transaction
  197. [23:55] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "May i know your name, so i can say where my Credits went off to?"
  198. [23:56] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "I guess since no one else is volunterring to be a cafetaria employee, I'll do it?"
  199. [23:56] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Yeah make Blue an employee"
  200. [23:57] <@FriendComputer> "Donny, my friend, and I'll make you the *senior* employee!"
  201. [23:57] <@FriendComputer> He point at Dam and produces a cap
  202. [23:57] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "What?"
  203. [23:57] <@FriendComputer> He hands the cap to Dam
  204. 06[23:58] * Dam|R|SEL|1 takes the cap
  205. [23:58] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "Eh whatever. You payed."
  206. [23:58] <@FriendComputer> "Pick up the crate and I'll give you the access codes"
  207. [23:58] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "What crate, the box?"
  208. [23:59] <@FriendComputer> "You tryin' to be smart again?"
  209. [23:59] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "No... never"
  210. [23:59] <@FriendComputer> "Good"
  211. [23:59] <@FriendComputer> The RED folds his arms and waits
  212. [23:59] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Dam. Mind if we come back for you? We could head off for the delivery job as you do this"
  213. 06[23:59] * Dam|R|SEL|1 goes over to the box and lifts it with absolute ease
  214. Session Time: Sat Jul 10 00:00:00 2010
  215. [00:00] <@FriendComputer> Meanwhile Zacks PDC beeps
  216. [00:00] <@FriendComputer> Dam does so, but staggers, its very heavy
  217. [00:01] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "So I lifted it..."
  218. [00:01] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "Zack, go help him. It looks heavy"
  219. [00:01] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Zack's... answering his PDC... be useful Blue!"
  220. [00:02] <@FriendComputer> The RED types into his PDC and Zack's BEEPS
  221. 06[00:02] * Blue|R|OSE|1 heads to help with the crate
  222. [00:02] <@FriendComputer> "Transferred the codes"
  223. [00:02] <@FriendComputer> "Rememember, any damage you cause is linked to your account!"
  224. [00:02] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Thank you"
  225. 06[00:03] * Dam|R|SEL|1 drops the crate exactly infront of the way where it was before, gently
  226. 06[00:03] * Zack|R|NMO|1 quickly uses the codes to unlock the entrance
  227. [00:04] <@FriendComputer> The Red looks at Dam
  228. [00:04] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "WHAT?... You said Lift it... I lifted it?"
  229. [00:05] <@FriendComputer> "I need you to /move/ it wiseass
  230. [00:05] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "Why? Why must you be snarky to him?"
  231. 06[00:05] * Zack|R|NMO|1 attempts to enter the cafeteria
  232. [00:06] <@FriendComputer>Zack taps in the coes and the doors open and the lights flicker on
  233. [00:06] <@FriendComputer> A sign displays "OPEN
  234. [00:06] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "I forgot to mention, the BLUE guy is getting annoyed. I'm getting the soda before we get in trouble with him."
  235. [00:06] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Yeah do that"
  236. [00:07] <@FriendComputer> The Red is still looking at Dam
  237. 06[00:07] * Dam|R|SEL|1 looks at the contents of the box if they are visible from the outside
  238. 06[00:07] * Zack|R|NMO|1 searches for the soda's
  239. [00:07] <Blue|R|OSE|1> ((at dinner))
  240. [00:08] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "So Mr. Boss... This goes to ZOM?"
  241. [00:08] <@FriendComputer> "How would I know! Just move the damn thing already!"
  242. [00:09] <@FriendComputer> "Or I'll fire you so fast, I'd make your head spin!"
  243. [00:10] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Hmmm I wonder if being fired would be so bad? What would be the consequences?"
  244. [00:10] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "No soda, that's what."
  245. 06[00:10] * Zack|R|NMO|1 looks for the blueberry bubble flavour of soda
  246. [00:10] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Hey Zack, guess what?"
  247. [00:11] <@FriendComputer> Meanwhile a gaggle of unruly BLUE scientists spill on the scene
  248. [00:11] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "This thing goes to the same sector as our package"
  249. [00:11] <@FriendComputer> They spot Blue and drag him off with them
  250. [00:11] <@FriendComputer> "This clone has been taken for food testing!"
  251. [00:11] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Dam, whats going on out there?"
  252. [00:11] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Good luck at not being eaten Blue!"
  253. [00:11] <@FriendComputer> Zack is in the dining hall
  254. [00:12] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "They take Blue away to eat her"
  255. [00:12] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((Is it him or her?"
  256. [00:12] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ))
  257. [00:12] <@FriendComputer> Dam is still in front of the crates
  258. [00:12] <@FriendComputer> The RED is still waching him, his face purpling
  259. 06[00:12] * Dam|R|SEL|1 moves the crate away from the door so RED is hapy
  260. [00:12] <@FriendComputer> "10,9,8..."
  261. [00:13] <@FriendComputer> "Now take it away from this area"
  262. [00:13] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Directly to it's destination?"
  263. [00:13] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Dam. Food testing involves a person tasting food. Blue won't be eaten. Canibals are kinda like commies"
  264. 06[00:13] * Zack|R|NMO|1 grabs the soda
  265. [00:13] <@FriendComputer> Zack sees two long rows of tables and behind him the SERVO machines
  266. [00:13] <@FriendComputer> *them
  267. [00:14] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "That's good to know Zack!"
  268. [00:14] <@FriendComputer> Zack moves up to the SERVO machines and orders a SODA
  269. [00:14] <@FriendComputer> "You are not an employee!"
  270. [00:14] <@FriendComputer> The machine beeps
  271. [00:14] <@FriendComputer> The RED also finally heads off
  272. [00:14] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Snap. Dam! Get over here. I'll take over with the crate"
  273. [00:15] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Yeah It goes to UND, it's former name is on the crate"
  274. 06[00:15] * Dam|R|SEL|1 switches places with Zack
  275. 06[00:15] * Zack|R|NMO|1 carries the crate
  276. [00:15] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Hopefully i won't need credits to buy thew Soda"
  277. [00:15] <@FriendComputer> Dam stands in front of the servo machines
  278. 06[00:16] * Zack|R|NMO|1 pauses for a second
  279. [00:16] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Since when is soda free..."
  280. [00:16] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Dunno, I'm an employee afterall"
  281. [00:17] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Even a SENIOR one..."
  282. 06[00:17] * Dam|R|SEL|1 pronouces the last sentences in disgust
  283. [00:17] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Oh well. If you need money, just ask your junior for some"
  284. [00:18] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Yeah... Probably Mr. Boss is my Junior... HA"
  285. [00:18] <@FriendComputer> You are aware it is has been more than an hour now since the Blue asked for his drink
  286. 06[00:18] * Zack|R|NMO|1 heads off to UND with the crate
  287. 06[00:19] * Dam|R|SEL|1 gets the Soda
  288. [00:19] <@FriendComputer> "What flavour?"
  289. [00:19] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Blueberyy Bubble"
  290. [00:19] <@FriendComputer> Zack does not know how to get to UND
  291. [00:20] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "..."
  292. [00:20] <@FriendComputer> "Eat in or Take-away?"
  293. [00:20] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Take-away"
  294. [00:20] <@FriendComputer> "Clearance of clone delivering?"
  295. [00:21] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Red"
  296. [00:21] <@FriendComputer> "Please enter account number of customer"
  297. [00:21] <@FriendComputer> A small keypad flashes
  298. [00:21] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Can i just tell you his Name?"
  299. [00:21] <@FriendComputer> "Negative"
  300. 06[00:22] * Dam|R|SEL|1 crumbles out his PDC
  301. [00:23] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Dam! Uh, where's UND?"
  302. [00:25] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "YOU GOT A PDC, Mr. I don't know what my Job is"
  303. 06[00:26] * Zack|R|NMO|1 carefully places the crate down and takes out his PDC
  304. 06[00:28] * Zack|R|NMO|1 attempts to find a map of the sectors
  305. [00:29] <@FriendComputer> Zack succeeds!
  306. [00:29] <@FriendComputer> UND is 30mins away by transbot
  307. 06[00:29] * Zack|R|NMO|1 works out a way to get a transbot
  308. [00:31] <@FriendComputer> Dam enters a code
  309. [00:32] <@FriendComputer> The machine confirms "50CR taken from Donnie's account!"
  310. [00:32] <@FriendComputer> "Logged to Senior Employee Dam"
  311. [00:32] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Yep Yep..."
  312. [00:32] <@FriendComputer> "Have a good drink, Donnie!
  313. [00:33] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Thank you good Servobot"
  314. [00:33] <@FriendComputer> A red package appears at the bottom of the machine
  315. 06[00:33] * Dam|R|SEL|1 grabs the package and heads to the BLUE office that is near R&D
  316. 06[00:33] * Zack|R|NMO|1 heads towards the nearest transbot depot with the crate
  317. [00:34] <@FriendComputer> ((don't split the party D:))
  318. [00:35] <@FriendComputer> Meanwhile Blue staggers on the scene his jumpsuit a little rumpled
  319. [00:35] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "Oh uh hey guys? did you take care of that stuff?"
  320. [00:35] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Mostly. I have this crate, and we're heading back to the BLUE"
  321. [00:36] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "I was about the bring this free of charge Soda to the Blue"
  322. 06[00:36] * Zack|R|NMO|1 boasts to Dam about telling him Blue would not be eaten.
  323. [00:36] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "Free? Neat. But uh I've been gone a while?"
  324. [00:36] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "So lets move on
  325. [00:37] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Yeah, So you didn't get eaten after all?"
  326. [00:37] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "Uh of course not. They had some emergency samples for me to try."
  327. [00:37] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "What did they taste like?"
  328. [00:37] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "All sorts of new flavours too. I can't say too much though.
  329. [00:37] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Secrecy?"
  330. [00:38] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Ignore it. Scientists are weird like that"
  331. [00:38] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "Yeah, uh I guess I could be persuaded to tell you though..."
  332. [00:38] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Let one guy know something. If the info leaks, they know who the rat is"
  333. 06[00:38] * Dam|R|SEL|1 heads to the R&D sector
  334. 06[00:39] * Zack|R|NMO|1 follows suit
  335. [00:39] <@FriendComputer> Dam knows it is to his north somewhere...
  336. [00:39] <@FriendComputer> So he heads up the corridor
  337. [00:39] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "OFF TO THE NORTH"
  338. 06[00:39] * Blue|R|OSE|1 pulls up a map to the R&D Sector
  339. [00:39] <@FriendComputer> Meanwhile Blue's PDC beeps
  340. 06[00:39] * Blue|R|OSE|1 checks it
  341. [00:40] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "Uh guys
  342. [00:40] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "Lets go, like now."
  343. [00:40] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Yeah?"
  344. [00:40] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Yes"
  345. [00:40] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "Like running"
  346. [00:40] <@FriendComputer> Blue sees a route
  347. [00:40] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "Like fast, really fast"
  348. [00:40] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "Follow me."
  349. 06[00:40] * Dam|R|SEL|1 runs after blue, not shaking the Soda
  350. 06[00:40] * Zack|R|NMO|1 continues at walking pace
  351. 06[00:40] * Blue|R|OSE|1 runs down the route
  352. [00:40] <@FriendComputer> ((who has the crate?))
  353. [00:40] <Zack|R|NMO|1> ((me))
  354. [00:40] <Blue|R|OSE|1> ((zack))
  355. [00:40] <Dam|R|SEL|1> (Zack)
  356. [00:41] <@FriendComputer> Blue and Dam race off down the corridor, they dodge round a few corners and arrive at R&D
  357. 06[00:42] * Blue|R|OSE|1 looks for Azure
  358. [00:42] <@FriendComputer> shaking the package as they do so
  359. [00:42] <Blue|R|OSE|1> ((fffff-))
  360. [00:42] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((damn))
  361. [00:42] <Zack|R|NMO|1> ((saw this coming))
  362. [00:42] <@FriendComputer> Blue looks round and sees an office with Azure, head scinetist printed on it
  363. [00:42] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((I included it in my action >_>))
  364. [00:42] <@FriendComputer> *scientist
  365. 06[00:43] * Dam|R|SEL|1 taps the head of the Soda bottle to release the bubbles
  366. [00:43] <@FriendComputer> ((whoops))
  367. 06[00:43] * Blue|R|OSE|1 knocks on the door
  368. [00:43] <@FriendComputer> ((let me roll))
  369. [00:43] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((Good to know your household tricks))
  370. [00:43] <@FriendComputer> ((critcal 1 :D))
  371. [00:44] <@FriendComputer> Dam gives it a tap and it stops fizzg
  372. [00:44] <@FriendComputer> Azure yanks the door open
  373. [00:44] <@FriendComputer> "You got it?
  374. [00:44] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Here, free of charge"
  375. [00:44] <@FriendComputer> "/finally?
  376. 06[00:44] * Dam|R|SEL|1 hands the package
  377. [00:45] <@FriendComputer> "Good"
  378. [00:45] <@FriendComputer> "I'd have given you a tip, but considering it took a while.."
  379. [00:45] <@FriendComputer> He snatches the package and gulps down the soda
  380. [00:46] <@FriendComputer> He repays Dam 50R
  381. [00:46] <@FriendComputer> Just then Zack appears down the corridor
  382. [00:46] <@FriendComputer> "Well, you've at least got the package"
  383. [00:47] <@FriendComputer> "The package is even more important, don't let me down"
  384. [00:47] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "Of course not sir."
  385. [00:47] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "We found a crate at the cafeteria, it's to the same destination as UND"
  386. [00:47] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((*the package, not UND))
  387. [00:48] <@FriendComputer> "Yes, my package was at the cafeteria at the end of your hall"
  388. [00:48] <@FriendComputer> He examines it
  389. [00:48] <@FriendComputer> "That's the one!"
  390. [00:48] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Great"
  391. [00:49] <@FriendComputer> Dam gets out his PDC and starts typing
  392. [00:49] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Goodbye sir"
  393. [00:49] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "That's an odd coincidence."
  394. [00:49] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "What are you typing Dam?"
  395. [00:49] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Just some money stuff, I got a Junior now and I don't want to run around without some creds you know"
  396. [00:49] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "While you're at it check for the route to the transbot station"
  397. [00:50] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Seems my PDC broke or something
  398. [00:50] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "
  399. [00:50] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "The screen froze"
  400. [00:50] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Blue, you do it then. My hands are full"
  401. [00:51] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "Let me take a look at your PDC, see if I can fix it."
  402. [00:52] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "It's rebooting"
  403. [00:52] <@FriendComputer> Dam's PDC starts beeping
  404. 06[00:52] * Blue|R|OSE|1 pulls up a map on his own PDC
  405. [00:52] <@FriendComputer> Blue recognises it as an error code
  406. [00:53] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "Oh hold on. I've seen that error before."
  407. [00:53] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "You have?"
  408. [00:53] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "If you hand it over 'ere, Ican take a crack at it"
  409. [00:53] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Well try your luck"
  410. 06[00:53] * Dam|R|SEL|1 watches Blue as she does it
  411. [00:53] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "Yeah, hold that crate for zack so he can get a map."
  412. [00:53] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((are you male or female?"
  413. [00:54] <Blue|R|OSE|1> ((we are all adrogynous))
  414. [00:54] <@FriendComputer> ((which pronoun you prefer then?))
  415. [00:54] <Blue|R|OSE|1> ((Male is fine XD))
  416. [00:54] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Well I want to know how it works, so when it does something like that again, i know how to fix)
  417. [00:54] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ""
  418. [00:54] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((I am a bad typer))
  419. [00:55] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "We need someone to use a map to get to the trainbot, I can't do both."
  420. [00:55] <@FriendComputer> Dam looks over Blue's shoulder
  421. 06[00:55] * Blue|R|OSE|1 shows the map to Dam on his PDC
  422. [00:55] <@FriendComputer> Blue sees Dams PDC displaying "CORRUPTED REGISTRY"
  423. [00:55] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "I think Zack already has something like a Map"
  424. [00:56] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "I haven't gotten a chance to work on it yet."
  425. [00:56] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Left pocket. Take mine"
  426. 06[00:56] * Zack|R|NMO|1 motions his hick towards them
  427. [00:56] <Zack|R|NMO|1> ((hip*))
  428. [00:57] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Just put the crate down...It's not hard to do, i did it like 2 or 3 times
  429. [00:58] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Or you could hold it"
  430. [00:58] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "I want to know how to fix my own stuff"
  431. [00:59] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "And it's out Job as Debuggers to know how to Debug stuff right?"
  432. 06[00:59] * Zack|R|NMO|1 sighs, and carefully places the crate by his feet.
  433. [00:59] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((our*))
  434. 06[00:59] * Zack|R|NMO|1 digs his PDC out and opens up the map again.
  435. 06[00:59] * Dam|R|SEL|1 watches Blue debugging his PDC
  436. [01:00] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "Whoa, no over the shoulder stuff. Let me do my thing, and I'll tell you what I did when I figure it out."
  437. [01:00] <@FriendComputer> Dam sees Blue looking at it reboot constantly in a loop
  438. [01:00] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Uhh... is that good?"
  439. [01:00] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "No, its not. Now shush."
  440. [01:00] <@FriendComputer> It fires up the OS hits the message and reboots
  441. [01:00] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "Start going a way, I'll follow."
  442. 06[01:01] * Blue|R|OSE|1 drops to the back of the group
  443. [01:01] <@FriendComputer> ((it was like that before Dam, he hasn't done anything yet))
  444. [01:01] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "That's not good is it?"
  445. 06[01:01] * Zack|R|NMO|1 memorises the route, gives his PDC to Dam, and picks the crate back up.
  446. [01:01] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((oh))
  447. [01:02] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Well with Zack's PDC i can do it myself"
  448. [01:02] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "No its not. Now just lead the way so I can focus."
  449. 06[01:02] * Zack|R|NMO|1 leads the way towards the depot.
  450. [01:03] <@FriendComputer> Blue boots up an alternate OS to gain access, one you are both familiar with
  451. [01:03] <@FriendComputer> GLA-DOS
  452. [01:03] <@FriendComputer> Something developed via a UV
  453. [01:04] <@FriendComputer> Zacks heads off towards the transbot station
  454. [01:04] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Yeah GLA-DOS, could have done that myself... Pff"
  455. [01:04] <@FriendComputer> Both Dam and Blue follow him still huddled over the three PDCs
  456. [01:05] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "REally? I didn't see you do it."
  457. [01:05] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Well I only had 1 PDC"
  458. [01:05] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "a broken one"
  459. 06[01:05] * Zack|R|NMO|1 hums a little tune
  460. [01:06] <@FriendComputer> GLA-DOS finishes booting up
  461. [01:06] <@FriendComputer> It was a triumph
  462. [01:08] <@FriendComputer> The command prompt displays
  463. [01:08] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "Let me just do a run-up on it."
  464. [01:10] <Blue|R|OSE|1> "dude, personal space. Really."
  465. [01:10] <@FriendComputer> Zack stops at the station, the others bump into the back of him causing him to stumble
  466. 06[01:11] * Zack|R|NMO|1 tries to regain balance
  467. 06[01:11] * Dam|R|SEL|1 holds onto Zack and the package
  468. [01:12] <@FriendComputer> Blue rushes into the transbot typing quickly into Dam's PDC
  469. [01:12] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "DAMN YOU"
  470. [01:12] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Wait what?"
  471. [01:13] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Not you, Blue!"
  472. [01:13] <@FriendComputer> However he slips just after he finishes!
  473. [01:13] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "I knew she was not to be trusted"
  474. 06[01:13] * Dam|R|SEL|1 runs and grabs his PDC
  475. [01:13] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((or he))
  476. [01:13] <@FriendComputer> Dropping Dam's PDC on the floor and falling off the edge of the platform
  477. [01:13] <@FriendComputer> ~long way down~
  478. [01:14] <@FriendComputer> Dam picks up his PDC
  479. [01:14] <@FriendComputer> It displays the GLA-DOS prompt
  480. [01:14] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "That is going to leave quite a mess. I say we get out of here before we get blamed. That kind of mess could get us killed"
  481. 06[01:15] * Zack|R|NMO|1 steps onto the transbot
  482. [01:15] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Well his fault not ours, Let's get going"
  483. [01:16] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "I wonder what made Blue go off like that."
  484. [01:17] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "She did something to my PDC"
  485. [01:17] <@FriendComputer> Dam has both his and Zacks PDCs
  486. [01:17] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Or he"
  487. [01:18] <@FriendComputer> He is standing on the platform
  488. [01:18] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Should i still take care of your PDC?"
  489. [01:18] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Dam"
  490. 06[01:18] * Dam|R|SEL|1 enters the transbot
  491. [01:18] <@FriendComputer> The bot speaks "Destination?
  492. [01:18] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "UND"
  493. [01:18] <@FriendComputer> "Reason for journey?"
  494. [01:19] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Slip it back into my pocket will you? Transportation of goods"
  495. 06[01:19] * Dam|R|SEL|1 puts Zack's PDC back into his pockets
  496. [01:21] <@FriendComputer> "Confirmed"
  497. [01:21] <@FriendComputer> The bot moves off
  498. [01:22] * Blue|R|OSE|1 is now known as Blue|R|OSE|2
  499. [01:23] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Go Go Troubleshooters" *hums a melody*
  500. [01:24] <@FriendComputer> Rattling through several corridors the bot arrives at the UND platform, as Blue decants outside it
  501. [01:24] <@FriendComputer> *on it
  502. [01:24] <@FriendComputer> As the door opens, the lights fizz out leaving you in darkness
  503. [01:24] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Hello, you made a mess, not only with my PDC but yoursefl"
  504. 06[01:24] * Dam|R|SEL|1 grabs onto his bag
  505. [01:24] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Ugh DOn't yell at me. I have a headache."
  506. [01:25] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Anyone else suddenly blind, or is it just me?"
  507. [01:25] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "It is DARK."
  508. [01:25] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Ah. Lights are out then."
  509. [01:25] <@FriendComputer> You hear a tapping as Blue accesses his PDC
  510. [01:26] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Identify yourself Tapping sound!"
  511. [01:26] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Me, and stop yelling."
  512. [01:26] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Oh..."
  513. [01:27] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Right. Blue, can you dig up the PDC to give out some extra light?"
  514. [01:27] <Zack|R|NMO|1> ((Rig))
  515. [01:27] <@FriendComputer> Dam's PDC beeps once
  516. [01:28] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "What did you do this time?"
  517. [01:29] <@FriendComputer> Blue's PDC flickers and bluescreens
  518. [01:29] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Dammit."
  519. [01:29] <@FriendComputer> ((red screens in this case))
  520. 06[01:29] * Blue|R|OSE|2 examines what the error message is
  521. [01:29] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "...there is justice after all"
  522. [01:29] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Dam. Can you hold the crate for a bit?"
  523. [01:30] <@FriendComputer> Meanwhile Dam's PDC beeps
  524. [01:30] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Well yeah"
  525. [01:30] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Wait... probably not"
  526. [01:30] <@FriendComputer> "Self destruct activated"
  527. 06[01:30] * Blue|R|OSE|2 moves away from that sound
  528. [01:30] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Run. Now"
  529. 06[01:30] * Blue|R|OSE|2 uses the light from the red screen to look where hes moving
  530. 06[01:31] * Dam|R|SEL|1 runs
  531. [01:31] <@FriendComputer> Dam puts his hand into his backpack as Blue moves away from him
  532. [01:31] <@FriendComputer> "Self destruct in 10 seconds"
  533. 06[01:31] * Zack|R|NMO|1 barrel rolls out of the transbot and ducks for cover
  534. 06[01:31] * Zack|R|NMO|1 still holding the crate
  535. 06[01:31] * Zack|R|NMO|1 very safely
  536. [01:32] <@FriendComputer> ((Blue critfailed guys :D
  537. [01:32] <@FriendComputer> Zack..
  538. [01:32] <Blue|R|OSE|2> ((but they don't klnow that ingame))
  539. [01:32] <@FriendComputer> ((yup))
  540. [01:32] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((But I was never trusting you))
  541. [01:33] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((And this raises the suspicion even more))
  542. [01:33] <@FriendComputer> Zack barrelrolls bruisingf
  543. [01:33] <@FriendComputer> himself
  544. [01:33] <@FriendComputer> The PDC beeps in Dam's hand "5 seconds"
  545. 06[01:33] * Blue|R|OSE|2 keeps moving further away with the redlight showing the path
  546. [01:34] <@FriendComputer> Dam throws the PDC
  547. [01:34] <@FriendComputer> It misses Blue and under the bot
  548. [01:34] <@FriendComputer> *goes under
  549. [01:35] <@FriendComputer> "3,2,1"
  550. [01:35] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "The hell dude! You threw it AT me!"
  551. 06[01:35] * Blue|R|OSE|2 dives away from the explosion
  552. 06[01:35] * Dam|R|SEL|1 dives
  553. 06[01:35] * Zack|R|NMO|1 leaves the crate and rolls once more
  554. 06[01:35] * Zack|R|NMO|1 in the oposite direction of the bot
  555. [01:36] <@FriendComputer> The explosion throws the bot in the
  556. [01:36] <@FriendComputer> ait
  557. [01:36] <@FriendComputer> *air
  558. [01:36] <@FriendComputer> Dam, who is still inside being shaken around like a marble
  559. [01:36] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "WHEEEEE"
  560. [01:37] <@FriendComputer> The bot slams back down onto the rails its windows smashing
  561. [01:37] <@FriendComputer> Dam...
  562. [01:38] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "AIR DIVIIIIIIIIIIING"
  563. [01:38] <@FriendComputer> lands in a seat and only has a few mild bruises
  564. [01:38] <@FriendComputer> His elbow is a little scraped up
  565. [01:38] <@FriendComputer> The Lights flicker back on
  566. [01:38] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Ow..."
  567. [01:38] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Guys, status reports!"
  568. 06[01:39] * Dam|R|SEL|1 gets out being a little confused
  569. [01:39] <@FriendComputer> Zack and Blue are huddled on the platform
  570. 06[01:39] * Blue|R|OSE|2 looks for the package
  571. [01:39] <@FriendComputer> A speaker sounds
  572. [01:39] <@FriendComputer> "The next bot will be arriving in 5 miinutes"
  573. [01:40] <@FriendComputer> Zack is still holding it
  574. [01:40] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Call a Cleaning Bot to clean away this bot!"
  575. [01:40] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "I suggest we move before the next bot arrives"
  576. [01:40] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "I would do it myself, but i don't have a PDC anymore"
  577. [01:40] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "I'm still waiting to hear how you guys are. Especially you Dam"
  578. [01:40] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Mine is still redscrenning
  579. 06[01:40] * Dam|R|SEL|1 glares at Blue
  580. [01:40] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Only a bruise"
  581. [01:40] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Dude I don't know what happened."
  582. [01:41] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "I must have missed a virus."
  583. 06[01:41] * Zack|R|NMO|1 uses his PDC to call a cleaning bot
  584. 06[01:41] * Blue|R|OSE|2 checks the status of his PDC
  585. [01:41] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Or installed one"
  586. [01:41] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Because I liketo blow myself up all the time."
  587. [01:42] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Well, maybe your virus got out of hand, but that's not the matter right now"
  588. [01:42] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "What I want to know is why a PDC has a self destruct sequence, and two why it packed enough explosives to lift a transbot"
  589. [01:42] <@FriendComputer> A large hatch opens up and a fixbot comes over to the broken transbot
  590. [01:42] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "I don't know, and if we were to know we would be told. Lets go now."
  591. 06[01:42] * Dam|R|SEL|1 takes the crate now
  592. 06[01:43] * Zack|R|NMO|1 re-opens the map system, looking for the specific destination of the crate
  593. [01:45] <@FriendComputer> Zack does not know where to go?
  594. [01:45] <@FriendComputer> *-?
  595. [01:45] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "ZOM or UND..."
  596. [01:45] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Whatever age your map is"
  597. [01:46] <@FriendComputer> within the sector
  598. [01:46] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Dam, what was the BLUE guy's number? I'll ask him"
  599. [01:46] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Lets try R&D"
  600. 06[01:46] * Dam|R|SEL|1 looks at the possible exits
  601. [01:47] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "The number? His name's Azure, that's all i know"
  602. 06[01:48] * Zack|R|NMO|1 searches his message inbox and uses them as a base to reply to Azure, asking for directions
  603. [01:48] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Man i need a happy pill"
  604. 06[01:49] * Dam|R|SEL|1 grabs into his bag
  605. [01:50] <@FriendComputer> Dam grabs a BLACK pill from his bag and eats it
  606. [01:50] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Well I need to borrow a PDC to get mine working again....so Zack?'
  607. [01:50] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "May I?"
  608. [01:50] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Don't do it zack!"
  609. [01:50] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "One: I'm busy with it"
  610. [01:51] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Don't... do... iiiit"
  611. [01:51] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Two: With what happened last time, which involved you falling of a transbot station, I'm going to say no, for now"
  612. 06[01:51] * Dam|R|SEL|1 drops to the floor
  613. [01:51] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Dam?"
  614. [01:51] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "zzzzzzzzzZZZZZz"
  615. [01:51] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "He took a sleeping pill it seems."
  616. 06[01:52] * Blue|R|OSE|2 slings Dam over his shoulder
  617. [01:52] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "lets...lets jsut go to the R&D sector here"
  618. 06[01:52] * Dam|R|SEL|1 drools on Blue
  619. [01:52] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "You could have used this chance to clap him around a little. You've been at each other's throats for a while"
  620. [01:52] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "But that's good too"
  621. [01:52] <@FriendComputer> Dam's eyes flutter
  622. [01:53] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Wha?"
  623. [01:53] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Oh good you're awake."
  624. [01:53] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "What is this?"
  625. 06[01:53] * Blue|R|OSE|2 puts Dam on the floor
  626. [01:53] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "GAH!"
  627. [01:53] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "You knocked yourself out."
  628. 06[01:53] * Dam|R|SEL|1 jumps away from Blue
  629. [01:53] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Wait, where's the crate?"
  630. [01:53] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Dam, you had it last"
  631. [01:53] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Well i was asleep just now"
  632. [01:54] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "We didn't get much furthy anyways?"
  633. [01:54] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((further*))
  634. 06[01:54] * Zack|R|NMO|1 checks his PDC
  635. [01:54] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Oddly you weren't alseep for very long..."
  636. [01:55] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "well yeah..."
  637. [01:55] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Side effects of being blown up inside of a transbot maybe"
  638. 06[01:56] * Dam|R|SEL|1 grabs the crate with one hand
  639. [01:56] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "We're Off now, got the map?"
  640. [01:56] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "We're looking for a Garry guy. Some kind of package inspector"
  641. [01:56] <@FriendComputer> Zack sees directions to Garry
  642. [01:57] <@FriendComputer> He's a few corridors away
  643. 06[01:57] * Zack|R|NMO|1 points down the direction
  644. 06[01:57] * Dam|R|SEL|1 goes there with the package in his right hand
  645. [01:58] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Dum di Dum..."
  646. [01:58] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Dude.
  647. [01:58] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Two hands."
  648. [01:58] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Okay okay"
  649. 06[01:58] * Dam|R|SEL|1 grabs it with both hands
  650. [01:58] <@FriendComputer> Dam struggles under its weight
  651. [01:59] <@FriendComputer> Meanwhile the lights start to flicker
  652. [01:59] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "aww not again"
  653. [02:00] <@FriendComputer> flicker flicker
  654. 06[02:00] * @FriendComputer rolls
  655. [02:00] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "This is damn heavy, but i still feel GLORIOUS~"
  656. 06[02:00] * Blue|R|OSE|2 helps carry the package
  657. [02:00] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "I'll uh help with that then..."
  658. [02:01] <@FriendComputer> You don't see anything
  659. [02:01] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Damn"
  660. 06[02:02] * Zack|R|NMO|1 shines his PDC around
  661. [02:02] <@FriendComputer> You keep going
  662. [02:02] <@FriendComputer> Zack sees a black slumped in the corner
  663. [02:02] <@FriendComputer> *IR
  664. [02:03] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Blue, check that out."
  665. [02:03] <@FriendComputer> Dam brushes Blue in the darkness
  666. [02:04] <@FriendComputer> Its very dim
  667. [02:04] <@FriendComputer> You can only see things with your night vision
  668. [02:04] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "where are yougoing Dam?"
  669. [02:04] <@FriendComputer> And the light from Zacks PDC
  670. [02:04] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "What are YOU doing?"
  671. 06[02:04] * Blue|R|OSE|2 tries to follow Dam
  672. [02:05] <Zack|R|NMO|1> ((What that a guy slumped in the corner or something?))
  673. [02:05] <@FriendComputer> Dam seems to not be going anywhere
  674. 06[02:05] * Dam|R|SEL|1 follows Zack
  675. 06[02:05] * Blue|R|OSE|2 uses his still redscreen to check out the IR
  676. [02:05] <@FriendComputer> He's still ...slumped!
  677. 06[02:05] * Blue|R|OSE|2 investigates further
  678. [02:06] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "it's only a IR"
  679. [02:06] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Its a bit unusual."
  680. 06[02:06] * Blue|R|OSE|2 prods the IR
  681. 06[02:06] * Dam|R|SEL|1 holds the whole crate now
  682. [02:06] <@FriendComputer> Blue lights up the IR in the corner, and she looks up and shrieks, her eyes slitted!
  683. [02:06] <@FriendComputer> She catches on the Blues sleeve
  684. [02:07] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "WAGH."
  685. [02:07] <@FriendComputer> ((Zack have you got your light trained on the IR?))
  686. [02:07] <Zack|R|NMO|1> ((It seems so))
  687. [02:08] <Blue|R|OSE|2> ((that was my light, I have a redscreen))
  688. [02:08] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Uh uh don't hurt me."
  689. [02:08] <@FriendComputer> ((you both have))
  690. [02:08] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "What the"
  691. [02:08] <@FriendComputer> "I was sleeping"
  692. 06[02:09] * Zack|R|NMO|1 moves his light to the floor of the corridor
  693. [02:09] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Oh, Powernapping too?"
  694. [02:09] <@FriendComputer> "Can't a registered mutie get a rest around here?"
  695. [02:09] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "What's your mutation?"
  696. [02:09] <@FriendComputer> She lets go and puts her head back down
  697. [02:09] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "I assume you are uh registered for your uh eyes?"
  698. [02:09] <@FriendComputer> "Darkvision"
  699. 06[02:09] * Zack|R|NMO|1 continues down the corridor
  700. [02:09] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "I uh thought so."
  701. [02:09] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Could you uh help us here?"
  702. [02:10] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "With what?"
  703. [02:10] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "It seems to have gotten dark here."
  704. [02:10] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "The lights Zack, there are no lights."
  705. [02:10] <@FriendComputer> "I did say that, didn't I?"
  706. [02:10] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "She's IR"
  707. [02:10] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "You're supposed to be following me, not standing in the middle of the dark corridor talking to yourselves"
  708. [02:10] <@FriendComputer> The IR seems to have gone back to sleep
  709. [02:10] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "So? She can see in the dark, we cannot she can help."
  710. 06[02:11] * Blue|R|OSE|2 shakes her awake again
  711. [02:11] <@FriendComputer> "What!?"
  712. [02:11] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Who are you talking about? It's just you two, right?"
  713. [02:11] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "We need your help finding our way."
  714. [02:11] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Zack theres an IR here with Darkvision."
  715. [02:11] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "I.. Where?"
  716. [02:11] <@FriendComputer> "She looks sleepfogged, but wary, ok I'll do it for 10CR"
  717. [02:12] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "I'm blank~"
  718. [02:12] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "How come you were sleeping in a hallway?"
  719. [02:12] <@FriendComputer> But only because two of you are Greens
  720. 06[02:12] * Zack|R|NMO|1 looks at Blue and Dam blanky
  721. [02:13] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "What?"
  722. [02:13] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Why are you looking like that?"
  723. [02:13] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "I don't know how to tell you guys, so i'll be brief"
  724. [02:13] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "What is your name friend?"
  725. [02:14] <@FriendComputer> She adresses herself to Dam, "Of course, you being a green an all as well as your friend"
  726. [02:14] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "I can't see who you're talking to. Or hear them, for that matter"
  727. [02:14] <@FriendComputer> "I'd be in pretty big trouble if I disobeyed"
  728. [02:14] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "uhhh Green?"
  729. [02:14] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Don't worry, I'd like to talk to you as we find our way."
  730. [02:15] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Who had the map? My new friend and I will guide the way."
  731. [02:15] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "You colour blind or something? I'm clearly Red"
  732. [02:15] <@FriendComputer> "You and your friend are wearing green jumpsuits, I can see that"
  733. [02:15] <@FriendComputer> "Anyway,where do you want to go?"
  734. [02:15] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Yes, but I would like to get YOUR name IR. I like making new friends."
  735. 06[02:16] * Dam|R|SEL|1 whispers something into the IR's ear
  736. [02:16] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Ask it if it knows Garry"
  737. 06[02:16] * Blue|R|OSE|2 attempts to hear the whisper
  738. 06[02:18] * Zack|R|NMO|1 shines his light on the IR
  739. 06[02:18] * Dam|R|SEL|1 still carries the crate
  740. [02:19] <@FriendComputer> "I'm a she thank you!"
  741. 06[02:19] * Blue|R|OSE|2 leans in to hear the whisper
  742. [02:19] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Oh, wow. Can't believe I missed that."
  743. 06[02:19] * Zack|R|NMO|1 shines his light on Dam and Blue
  744. [02:19] <@FriendComputer> Zack catches Dam in the light
  745. [02:19] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Don't worry about it Zack, so what is your name IR friend?"
  746. [02:20] <@FriendComputer> His jumpsuit is green
  747. [02:20] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((can i see myself now?))
  748. [02:21] <@FriendComputer> ((yup))
  749. [02:21] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "What the?"
  750. [02:21] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "This is... true!"
  751. [02:21] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Why am i green?"
  752. [02:21] <@FriendComputer> "Oh I'm Alice"
  753. [02:21] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "But if I'm green, that means She was correct"
  754. [02:22] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "It's nice to meet you Alice."
  755. [02:22] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "And Blue is now green too!"
  756. [02:22] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "I'm sure we can figure out what the hell happened."
  757. [02:22] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "But we need to deliver the package/"
  758. [02:22] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Yeah, i hope so"
  759. 06[02:22] * Zack|R|NMO|1 shines the light on himself
  760. [02:22] <@FriendComputer> Zack is RED
  761. [02:23] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Bummer."
  762. [02:23] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "I believe we are looking Garry, a package inspector? Do you know him Alice?"
  763. [02:23] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Well it's probably an Error of some kind"
  764. [02:24] <@FriendComputer> "You have a map... but sure!"
  765. [02:25] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Whoa wait dude."
  766. 06[02:25] * Zack|R|NMO|1 checks the map
  767. [02:25] <@FriendComputer> She scuttles off leading you round a corner
  768. [02:25] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Dam, what color did you say I was?"
  769. 06[02:25] * Blue|R|OSE|2 keeps up with Alice
  770. [02:25] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Green, probably"
  771. [02:25] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Don't have light"
  772. [02:25] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "but..how?"
  773. [02:25] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Zack says I'm green, girl said we're both green"
  774. [02:26] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "So i think the girl might be right"
  775. 06[02:26] * Zack|R|NMO|1 follows
  776. 06[02:26] * Blue|R|OSE|2 catches up to alice
  777. 06[02:26] * Dam|R|SEL|1 follows with the crate
  778. [02:26] <@FriendComputer> Alice is walking down a corridor towards a doorway
  779. [02:27] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((IR's are mostly commies just FYI))
  780. [02:27] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((:D))
  781. [02:27] <@FriendComputer> Blue is whispering to her
  782. 06[02:28] * Dam|R|SEL|1 listens to the whispering like Blue did to him before
  783. [02:28] <@FriendComputer> Alics laughs
  784. [02:28] <@FriendComputer> they are quite a distance off
  785. [02:29] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((is it evil laughter?))
  786. [02:30] <@FriendComputer> ((no))
  787. 06[02:30] * Dam|R|SEL|1 carries the crate
  788. [02:30] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "I feel so GLORIOUS~"
  789. [02:31] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Er, want me to take that?"
  790. [02:32] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "No, it's okay"
  791. [02:32] <@FriendComputer> A transparent door slams between Dam &Zack and Blue & Alice
  792. [02:32] <@FriendComputer> She shouts through it "Just a safety check!"
  793. 06[02:32] * Zack|R|NMO|1 stops
  794. [02:32] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "So... I said we shouldn't trust Blue and we shouldn't trust Alice
  795. [02:33] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "When was this Dam? Because i'm sure this kind of info would have been useful"
  796. [02:33] <@FriendComputer> "It'll be up in a few minutes, some kind of automated thing"
  797. [02:33] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "But this is no problem"
  798. [02:33] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Well, we have the crate. That's some good news"
  799. [02:33] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Go take the crate a bit back"
  800. [02:33] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Like a bit FURTHER back"
  801. [02:33] <@FriendComputer> ((Blue leave the channel so these guys can talk privately))
  802. [02:34] <@FriendComputer> ((I'll tell you when to come back))
  803. [02:34] * Blue|R|OSE|2 (mIRC@adsl-2-214-222.mia.bellsouth.net) has left #doranoia
  804. [02:34] <@FriendComputer> ((Tell me if you want to shout anything through))
  805. 06[02:34] * Zack|R|NMO|1 takes the crate and takes several steps backwards
  806. [02:34] <@FriendComputer> ((You can still see each other))
  807. [02:34] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "I think we shouldn't trust this mechanism should we?"
  808. 06[02:35] * Dam|R|SEL|1 watches what the others do
  809. [02:35] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "I never trust an IR. And Blue, well, he's weirder than you are, no offense"
  810. [02:35] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Nah, I know how i am"
  811. [02:36] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "On that note, what's with you saying you feel glorious?"
  812. [02:36] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "FOR I AM GLORIOUS~"
  813. [02:36] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Yeah, that."
  814. [02:36] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "I just feek Glorious..."
  815. [02:37] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Either i hit my head in the bot, or the powernap was useful"
  816. 06[02:37] * Zack|R|NMO|1 glances through the door
  817. 06[02:37] * Dam|R|SEL|1 still watches what the others do behind the door
  818. 06[02:37] * Zack|R|NMO|1 shining his light with his free hand
  819. [02:38] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Well let's discuss the past events..."
  820. [02:38] <@FriendComputer> You see them idly chatting as they wait
  821. [02:39] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Hmm seems nothing out of the normal"
  822. [02:39] <@FriendComputer> Blue waves at you
  823. [02:39] <@FriendComputer> while smiling
  824. [02:39] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "There's something bothering me about Blue, and not just the way he acts."
  825. 06[02:39] * Zack|R|NMO|1 looks Blue oveer in detail
  826. [02:40] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Well that with the explosion of the PDC is probably half my mistake... you asked who put the self destruction into the PDC? I was"
  827. [02:40] <@FriendComputer> Blue has a kind look on his face
  828. [02:40] <@FriendComputer> He is still wearing a green jumpsuit
  829. [02:40] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "It was a project which i debugged"
  830. [02:41] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Hm? Oh"
  831. [02:41] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Right."
  832. [02:41] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "But I'm sure i did it correctly and Blue did fiddle around with my PDC"
  833. 06[02:41] * Zack|R|NMO|1 looks Dam over in the same fashion
  834. [02:41] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "It was so that the PDC does not give away critical information"
  835. [02:41] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "To any outsiders trying to hack it"
  836. 06[02:41] * Zack|R|NMO|1 mumbles to himself about jumpsuits
  837. [02:42] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "I do not know where the green comes from, seriously"
  838. [02:42] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Promotion, you think?"
  839. [02:43] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "... I don't think so, it's probably more of a smaller error"
  840. [02:43] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "And it wonder why it happend to both of us"
  841. [02:43] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "And at the same time too"
  842. [02:44] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "But anyways..."
  843. [02:44] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "This wait is long"
  844. [02:44] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Yeah"
  845. [02:44] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Do like music?"
  846. [02:45] <@FriendComputer> You see Alice gasp a little
  847. [02:45] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Me? Not personally. Too many ways to get into unecessary trouble"
  848. 06[02:45] * Dam|R|SEL|1 watches the gasping
  849. [02:45] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "I think, somethings not okay there"
  850. [02:46] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "They probably think the same about here"
  851. [02:46] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Well I'm not gasping"
  852. 06[02:46] * Zack|R|NMO|1 checks his map for any alternative routes
  853. [02:46] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "What they're gasping about might involve us. They may see us as a threat or something"
  854. [02:47] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((gasping for air?))
  855. [02:47] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Think about it. How well do we know Blue? We just bumped into him"
  856. [02:47] <@FriendComputer> ((shock))
  857. [02:47] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((oh))
  858. [02:48] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Yeah"
  859. [02:48] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "You know what, i wonder what happend to the small robot"
  860. [02:49] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "You know, the one sucking up your pillow"
  861. [02:49] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "The cleaning bot? Yeah. He was a fun little guy"
  862. [02:49] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "He'll probably be done by now"
  863. [02:49] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "I wonder whose magazine that was"
  864. [02:50] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Do you read that stuff?"
  865. [02:50] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "No"
  866. [02:50] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "I think Blue did though"
  867. [02:51] * Blue|R|OSE|2 (mIRC@adsl-2-214-222.mia.bellsouth.net) has joined #doranoia
  868. [02:51] <@FriendComputer> The door slowly opens
  869. [02:51] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Hey you two"
  870. [02:52] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Whew I'm glad nothing else happened."
  871. [02:52] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Shall we keep going then?"
  872. [02:52] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Yeah, i almost thought that this was a trap"
  873. [02:52] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Same here, but nothing happened on our side, how about yours?"
  874. 06[02:53] * Zack|R|NMO|1 sends a quick message on his PDC
  875. [02:53] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Nope"
  876. [02:53] <@FriendComputer> "No we just chattered and shared stories"
  877. [02:53] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Whome you talking to?"
  878. [02:53] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "I talked to ALice here."
  879. [02:53] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Zack"
  880. [02:53] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Blue guy. He said the door was normal, just as they said"
  881. [02:53] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "That's a relief"
  882. [02:54] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "So, where's Garry?"
  883. [02:54] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Right, Alice could you continue please?"
  884. [02:54] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Yeah..."
  885. [02:55] <@FriendComputer> Alice nods and scuttles onwards
  886. [02:56] <@FriendComputer> She leads you on to a brightly lit corridor
  887. [02:56] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Light, finally"
  888. [02:56] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "It is nice to see colors now."
  889. [02:56] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "I don't need this anymore now"
  890. 06[02:56] * Blue|R|OSE|2 looks at the crew in the light
  891. 06[02:56] * Zack|R|NMO|1 pockets his PDC
  892. [02:57] <@FriendComputer> Blue and Dam are wearing Green jumpsuits
  893. [02:57] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Well, seems to be correct"
  894. [02:58] <@FriendComputer> Blue has a blue splotch in the rough shape of a hand on his
  895. [02:58] <@FriendComputer> And they are red at the sleeves edges
  896. [02:58] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Colour bombs?"
  897. [02:59] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "That wasn't there a minute ago. Odd"
  898. [02:59] <@FriendComputer> You all know that wearing that colour is fairly treasonous
  899. [02:59] <@FriendComputer> but not in the immediatly execute kind of way
  900. [03:00] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Well, we should either report thos or try to wash the colour off"
  901. [03:00] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "And what will he wear while he does this?"
  902. [03:00] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "OR we could run around naked"
  903. [03:01] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Or we could wait and see if they change back
  904. [03:01] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Hmm... I don't know"
  905. [03:01] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Blue, wait here. We'll think of what to do after this mission"
  906. [03:01] <@FriendComputer> The colours have been like that for at least 10 min
  907. [03:01] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Alice, please show us where Garry is"
  908. 06[03:01] * Dam|R|SEL|1 tries scratching off the colour with his finger nail
  909. [03:04] <@FriendComputer> Dam scraches at it, it turns a little red
  910. [03:04] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Seems like scratching worked for me"
  911. [03:04] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "a little"
  912. [03:05] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "That was interesting Dam."
  913. [03:05] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Do you have a secret you would like to share?"
  914. [03:05] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "What do you mean?"
  915. 06[03:06] * Blue|R|OSE|2 scratches his own shirt
  916. [03:06] <@FriendComputer> Blue does so, he rips the fabric a little bit, but nothing else
  917. [03:07] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "See? I seem to only cause a tear at most."
  918. [03:07] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Meanwhile you seem to be able to revert the color."
  919. [03:07] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Blue, that's weirder than changing colours"
  920. [03:07] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Yes"
  921. [03:07] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "It didn't even seem to flake off either."
  922. [03:07] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "They are there to protect us"
  923. [03:07] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "How hard did you scratch?"
  924. [03:08] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "'Cos these suits are built to last"
  925. [03:08] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Does it matter if I tore my suit a little, a suit which I will have to get replaced now, unless our friend helps us out?"
  926. 06[03:08] * Zack|R|NMO|1 sighs
  927. [03:08] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Also these are not armour, they are cloth, cloth tears."
  928. [03:09] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "I say we put this on hold for now"
  929. [03:09] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "We need to find Garry."
  930. [03:09] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "I would just like to have my color reverted back to my clearance level."
  931. 06[03:09] * Zack|R|NMO|1 continues down the corridor, crate in his arms
  932. [03:09] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Also to not have a handprint on my shirt."
  933. [03:09] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "So would you please help Dam?"
  934. [03:09] <@FriendComputer> Alice has left you
  935. [03:10] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Help how?"
  936. [03:10] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "I don't have soap or anything"
  937. [03:10] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "fine if you don't want to admit it now."
  938. [03:10] <@FriendComputer> Zack sees a Door ahead marked Garry
  939. [03:10] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "But I will not get into trouble because of your shenanigans Dam."
  940. [03:10] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Someone knock. Or hit a buzzer if there is one."
  941. [03:10] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Yeah, how i got into a flying bot"
  942. 06[03:11] * Zack|R|NMO|1 takes out his PDC
  943. [03:11] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "..."
  944. [03:11] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Hit a buzzer where?"
  945. [03:11] <@FriendComputer> Zack is holding the crate!
  946. [03:11] <@FriendComputer> With both hands
  947. [03:11] <Zack|R|NMO|1> ((One handed again. I did it before))
  948. 06[03:11] * Blue|R|OSE|2 holds the crate for Zack
  949. 06[03:11] * Dam|R|SEL|1 takes the crate from Zack
  950. [03:11] <@FriendComputer> Blue and Dam are holding the crate at either end
  951. [03:12] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Ok, i'll knock then"
  952. 06[03:12] * Zack|R|NMO|1 knocks on the door
  953. [03:12] <@FriendComputer> "Come in!"
  954. 06[03:12] * Zack|R|NMO|1 opens the door
  955. [03:12] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "We have a package from Azure"
  956. 06[03:12] * Dam|R|SEL|1 goes in after Zack
  957. [03:13] <@FriendComputer> "Sure- I- what is that clone wearing?!"
  958. [03:13] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "...Green, with red?"
  959. [03:13] <@FriendComputer> The Blue stops
  960. [03:14] <@FriendComputer> "But thats treason! Why haven't you arrested him?!"
  961. [03:14] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "I'm or red clearance... and in the dark passage the jumpsuit of Clone Blue and mine have changed colour"
  962. [03:14] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((of*))
  963. [03:14] <@FriendComputer> ((Blue is still outside at this point))
  964. [03:15] <@FriendComputer> "Who?"
  965. [03:15] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Well, I had nothing to restrain him with, and..."
  966. [03:15] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "The one who helps me wholding this crate
  967. [03:15] <@FriendComputer> "I'm handing this over to FC"
  968. [03:16] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Oh. Good. That should solve things"
  969. [03:16] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Hopefully"
  970. [03:16] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "By the way Garry, would having a large blotch of blue on top of a green and red suit be worse?"
  971. [03:17] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "It could be unhygienic. We have no idea what it is, do we Blue?"
  972. [03:17] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Blue's still outside"
  973. [03:17] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "I don't know why he doesn't want to get in though
  974. 06[03:17] * Zack|R|NMO|1 holds his thumb up behind his back so that only Dam can see
  975. [03:17] <@FriendComputer> "Everyone come in here and dump the package over here"
  976. [03:17] <@FriendComputer> "Zack what are you doing?"
  977. 06[03:18] * Blue|R|OSE|2 does so keeping his back to the wall at all times
  978. [03:18] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "I had an itch"
  979. 06[03:18] * Blue|R|OSE|2 disguises the movement as turning the crate
  980. 06[03:18] * Dam|R|SEL|1 pulls on the crate
  981. [03:19] <@FriendComputer> "I guess we can use this debriefing room"
  982. [03:19] <@FriendComputer> He opens a door in the side wall
  983. [03:19] <@FriendComputer> "You! in"
  984. [03:19] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Okay Sir"
  985. [03:20] <@FriendComputer> ((you all go in I assume?))
  986. [03:20] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((yes))
  987. [03:20] <Zack|R|NMO|1> ((sure))
  988. [03:20] <Blue|R|OSE|2> ((yes?))
  989. [03:21] <@FriendComputer> As they go in he spots the handprint on Blue back and his eyes jump momentarily
  990. [03:21] <@FriendComputer> "Chromamutation!"
  991. [03:21] <@FriendComputer> *eyebrows
  992. [03:21] <@FriendComputer> "Remeber to show that to FC"
  993. [03:22] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "See? someone agrees with me."
  994. [03:22] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "I plan to sir."
  995. [03:22] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Chroma-what now?!"
  996. [03:22] <@FriendComputer> "He will decide on your guilt"
  997. [03:22] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Agree with what?"
  998. 06[03:22] * Zack|R|NMO|1 looks slightly worried
  999. [03:22] <@FriendComputer> Garry slams the door
  1000. [03:22] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Its a mutation I think."
  1001. [03:22] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "I thinkDam has it."
  1002. [03:23] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Its why his changed colored when he "scratched" it, and mine didnt."
  1003. [03:23] <@FriendComputer> Several stools are standing in the middle of the room
  1004. [03:23] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "What?"
  1005. [03:23] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Only because i managed to get a piece of my suit clean?"
  1006. 06[03:24] * Dam|R|SEL|1 sits down
  1007. [03:24] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "chromomutation is a mutation. youcan't scratch that color out."
  1008. 06[03:24] * Blue|R|OSE|2 sits on a stool
  1009. 06[03:24] * Zack|R|NMO|1 is glancing between Blue and Dam, and sits apart from them
  1010. [03:25] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Colour is a small layer on the fabric and not the fabric itself..."
  1011. [03:26] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "That sentence made no sense Dam."
  1012. [03:26] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "You two. Quit it. One of you could be a freaking mutant, this situation is too serious to goof off!"
  1013. [03:26] <@FriendComputer> Friend Computer's eye flicks open, briefly flashing pink
  1014. 06[03:26] * Zack|R|NMO|1 sits straight
  1015. [03:27] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Greeting FriendComputer"
  1016. [03:27] <@FriendComputer> "GREETINGS CLONES"
  1017. [03:27] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Hello Friend Computer"
  1018. [03:27] <@FriendComputer> "TWO OF YOU ARE WEARING TREASONOUS CLOTHES!"
  1019. [03:27] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Greetings Friend Computer"
  1020. [03:27] <@FriendComputer> "CARE TO EXPLAIN?"
  1021. [03:27] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "I'm acutely aware of this sir. I believe it is because Dam there is a chromomutator
  1022. [03:28] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Why would i be?"
  1023. [03:28] <@FriendComputer> "WHAT IS YOUR EVIDENCE FOR THIS?"
  1024. [03:28] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Because you have a mutation."
  1025. 06[03:28] * Blue|R|OSE|2 turns around and shows the handprint
  1026. [03:28] <@FriendComputer> "A BLUE HANDPRINT"
  1027. [03:29] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "For one thing, I have a blue handprint on my back. I was walking in front of the group in the hallway."
  1028. [03:29] <@FriendComputer> "THE HALLWAY?"
  1029. [03:29] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "The hallway we took to get here. The lights were out."
  1030. [03:30] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "There is also the case when the lights went out earlier. An IR with darkvision commented that two of us were wearing green."
  1031. [03:30] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "She was registered, by the way"
  1032. [03:30] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "At least, that's what she told us"
  1033. [03:30] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "My good Friend Zack shined his flashlight on Dam first, and saw that he was wearing green."
  1034. [03:30] <@FriendComputer> "HER NAME?"
  1035. [03:30] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Alice."
  1036. [03:31] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "She was most helpful sir."
  1037. [03:31] <@FriendComputer> checking...
  1038. [03:31] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Blue, may I remind you that you are also wearing green?"
  1039. [03:31] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "I am getting to that Zack."
  1040. [03:32] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "I am waiting for FC's confirmation to continue my case."
  1041. [03:32] <@FriendComputer> "I HAVE SUMMONED ALICE, SHE WILL BE HERE SHORTLY"
  1042. [03:32] <@FriendComputer> "CONTINUE BLUE"
  1043. [03:32] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "CLone Dam here commented on here both he and I were wearing green."
  1044. [03:32] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "However, the only person we could see was Dam."
  1045. [03:33] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "We had not yet seen that Zack was still wearing red."
  1046. [03:33] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Yes, Alice told us she saw both of us a being green"
  1047. [03:33] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "She said she saw two people wearing green."
  1048. [03:33] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "
  1049. [03:33] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "She did not tell us which two were wearing green."
  1050. [03:33] <@FriendComputer> "ZACK, WHAT IS YOUR VIEW?"
  1051. [03:34] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "At the time I was further down the corridor than these two, having missed Alice. She was definitally adressing them and not me"
  1052. [03:35] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "What these two are saying is the truth, from their respective viewpoints, friendcomputer"
  1053. [03:35] <@FriendComputer> "CONFIRMED, WILL CHECK WITH ALICE"
  1054. [03:36] <@FriendComputer> "CONTINUE ZACK"
  1055. [03:36] <@FriendComputer> "OR IF YOU ARE FINISHED LET BLUE CONTINUE"
  1056. [03:37] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "I am finished"
  1057. [03:37] <@FriendComputer> "BLUE, ZACK'S INTERJECTION HAS ENDED"
  1058. [03:38] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "As Zack said, he was further down the hall from us, so it makes sense he would not be turned green by Dam. Meanwhile, I was closer to him and could have easily been affected."
  1059. [03:38] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "OBJECTION"
  1060. [03:39] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "I will also further add then when we came into a light corridor, and we noticed the color issue of uniforms."
  1061. [03:39] <@FriendComputer> "DENIED"
  1062. [03:39] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Once we saw the colors, Dam tried to scratch out the color green."
  1063. [03:39] <@FriendComputer> "WAIT YOUR TURN, DAN"
  1064. [03:39] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "It turned back to red where he touched it with his finger."
  1065. [03:40] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Meanwhile I attempted the same thing to see if it was indeed something just on our uniforms, as opposed to a color change."
  1066. [03:40] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "When I scratched my uniform, it merly tore, and the color did not change."
  1067. 06[03:40] * Blue|R|OSE|2 points out the hole to FC
  1068. [03:41] <@FriendComputer> "YOU RIPPED YOUR UNIFORM? 100CR FINE"
  1069. [03:41] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "I accept it sir."
  1070. [03:41] <@FriendComputer> "DAM, PLEASE RESPOND"
  1071. [03:42] <Dam|R|SEL|1> Well, I touched my Uniform only gentely, so that i could remove the colour, there is no bruise on my uniform.
  1072. [03:42] <@FriendComputer> "A BRUISE ON YOUR UNIFORM?"
  1073. [03:42] <@FriendComputer> "PLEASE CLARIFT"
  1074. [03:42] <@FriendComputer> *CLARIFY
  1075. [03:43] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((I meant scratch, sorry))
  1076. [03:43] <@FriendComputer> "AND HOW DID YOU REMOVE IT?"
  1077. [03:43] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((I'm not native english and also bad at typing...))
  1078. [03:44] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "I suspect that the paint on my uniform was just more lose than the paint on the uniform of my comerade
  1079. [03:45] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "and thus i could remove it with ease"
  1080. [03:45] <@FriendComputer> "PAINT, YOU SAY, YOU WERE DOUSED IN PAINT?"
  1081. [03:46] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "He was in a pretty big explosion. Maybe there was a paintcan or two in that transbot?"
  1082. [03:46] <@FriendComputer> "EXPLOSION?"
  1083. [03:46] <@FriendComputer> "WHAT EXPLOSION?"
  1084. [03:46] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Yes, The Transbot that exploded because of a hacked PDC"
  1085. [03:46] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "A PDC that had been handled by Blue"
  1086. [03:47] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "I am glad to say, that my security programm against hacking worked"
  1087. 06[03:47] * Blue|R|OSE|2 waits his turn to refute this
  1088. [03:47] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "FC please inform me when I may speakmy side. Thank you."
  1089. [03:47] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "It is a selfdestruct mechanism I was ordered to debugg"
  1090. [03:48] <@FriendComputer> "FIRST OFF, WHY DID YOU NOT REPORT THIS THIS TO ME, WHEN IT HAPPENED?"
  1091. [03:48] <@FriendComputer> "ANY OF YOU?"
  1092. [03:48] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "I was quite dizzy after being thrown around in a tranbot"
  1093. [03:48] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "My PDC redscreened at the time."
  1094. [03:48] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "...I take the blame for not reporting it. I had the only working PDC"
  1095. [03:49] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "It slipped my mind. I only thought to call a fixbot"
  1096. [03:49] <@FriendComputer> "ZACK, LIVES WERE PUT AT RISK"
  1097. [03:49] <@FriendComputer> "YOU DID CALL A FIXBOT, THOUGH"
  1098. [03:49] <@FriendComputer> "300CR FINE"
  1099. [03:49] <@FriendComputer> "NOW THEN"
  1100. [03:50] <@FriendComputer> "WHAT IS THE SITUATION WITH YOUR PDCS?"
  1101. [03:50] <@FriendComputer> "SELF-DESTRUCTION?"
  1102. [03:50] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Yes, as i was ordered to debugg"
  1103. [03:50] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "That only happened to Dam's. Mine is currently Redscreened, and we have had not a chance to fix it."
  1104. [03:51] <@FriendComputer> "HAND THEM IN"
  1105. 06[03:51] * Blue|R|OSE|2 hands over his PDC
  1106. [03:51] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "I find it interesting Dam you were ordered to debugg it, but had me take a look."
  1107. [03:51] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "It was a programm he had installed after finding it useful"
  1108. [03:51] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "I was ordered to debugg the selfdestruction"
  1109. [03:52] <@FriendComputer> "BY WHOM?"
  1110. [03:52] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Not the transaction aplication, which crashed"
  1111. [03:55] <Blue|R|OSE|2> ((...))
  1112. [03:55] <Dam|R|SEL|1> Well I seem to have gotten confused
  1113. [03:56] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "The selfdestruct was implemented by group i was part of, it was implemented into all the PDCs
  1114. [03:56] <@FriendComputer> "RECORDS INDICATE CLONE DAM THAT YOU WERE PART OF THE ORIGINAL GROUP IMPLEMENTING THE SELF-DESTRUCTION FEATURE OF PDC VERSION 2.4"
  1115. [03:56] <@FriendComputer> "WERE YOU REFERRING TO THAT?"
  1116. [03:56] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Yes"
  1117. [03:57] <@FriendComputer> "THEN PLEASE BEGIN AGAIN"
  1118. [03:58] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "So, The Self-Destruction was implemented by our group to keep secure data secure, against attack"
  1119. [03:58] <@FriendComputer> "IN CASE OF COMMUNISM, YES"
  1120. [03:58] <@FriendComputer> "BUT HOW IS THIS RELEVANT?"
  1121. [03:59] <@FriendComputer> *COMMUNISTS
  1122. [03:59] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "What he means, friendcomputer, is that a hacking attempt would trigger self detonation. Only, a hacking attempt"
  1123. [03:59] * Karnilk (karnil@p57B6F577.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #doranoia
  1124. [04:00] <@FriendComputer> "YOU ARE INCORRECT ZACK"
  1125. [04:00] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "I am?"
  1126. [04:00] * Karnilk is now known as Dam|R|SEL|1_1
  1127. [04:00] <Dam|R|SEL|1_1> ((did you get my last message?))
  1128. [04:00] <Dam|R|SEL|1_1> ((When did i disconnect?))
  1129. [04:01] <Dam|R|SEL|1_1> ((Damn it's late here, 5am))
  1130. [04:01] <Zack|R|NMO|1> ((depends what that was. There was no disconnection, you're still here)
  1131. [04:01] * Dam|R|SEL|1 (karnil@p57B6BC9A.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
  1132. [04:01] <Dam|R|SEL|1_1> (([4:56am] <@FriendComputer> "BUT HOW IS THIS RELEVANT?"))
  1133. [04:01] <@FriendComputer> "HACKING A PDC DOES NOT TRIGGER A SELF DESTRUCT ATTEMPT"
  1134. [04:02] <@FriendComputer> ((ZACK SAID SOMETHING))
  1135. [04:02] <@FriendComputer> (("What he means, friendcomputer, is that a hacking attempt would trigger self detonation. Only, a hacking attempt"))
  1136. [04:03] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Forgive me. I have only learned this info from what Dam has been saying"
  1137. [04:03] <@FriendComputer> "OTHERWISE HACKERS COULD USE IT TO ASSASSINATE CLONES"
  1138. [04:03] <@FriendComputer> "INSTEAD THE SELF DESTRUCT MUST BE ACTIVATED BY SECURE CODES"
  1139. [04:03] <Dam|R|SEL|1_1> "Well, My PDC was handled by Dam with the Operating System GLA-DOS, that is what i could see"
  1140. [04:04] <@FriendComputer> "WHO?"
  1141. [04:04] <Dam|R|SEL|1_1> "She can away as i helped Zack not fall down at the transbotstation"
  1142. [04:04] <Dam|R|SEL|1_1> "By Blue i mean, sorry"
  1143. [04:04] <Dam|R|SEL|1_1> ((He ran*))
  1144. [04:04] <@FriendComputer> "WAIT DID YOU SAY /GLA-DOS/"
  1145. [04:05] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Yes. Blue started GLA-DOS as the OS"
  1146. [04:05] <Dam|R|SEL|1_1> "Yes GLA-DOS, Blue ran that OS after i handed her my PDC because he said that he recognized the Error Code"
  1147. [04:05] <@FriendComputer> "THAT OS IS EXTREME CONTRABAND CODED UV"
  1148. [04:05] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "There was also a message from the OS, quote: This was a triumph, unquote"
  1149. [04:06] <@FriendComputer> "loading over-rides"
  1150. [04:06] <@FriendComputer> "GLA-DOS IS A FINE PIECE OF SOFTWARE"
  1151. [04:07] <@FriendComputer> "AS LONG AS IT IS USED SOLEY IN REPAIRING THE PDC OS"
  1152. [04:07] <@FriendComputer> ((THOSE UPDATES TAKE A WHILE TO DOWNLOAD))
  1153. 06[04:08] * Zack|R|NMO|1 brings out his PDC
  1154. [04:08] <Dam|R|SEL|1_1> ((I want to go to bed...T_T))
  1155. [04:08] <@FriendComputer> "BLUE, I ASSUME THIS IS TRUE?"
  1156. [04:08] <@FriendComputer> ((Almost done))
  1157. [04:08] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Yes it is."
  1158. [04:08] <@FriendComputer> "WHAT IS THIS ABOUT HACKING?"
  1159. [04:09] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "I do not know."
  1160. [04:09] <@FriendComputer> ((if everyone is on the ball))
  1161. [04:09] <@FriendComputer> "DAM, ZACK?"
  1162. [04:10] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "I also do not know the whole story. I was carrying the crate until the PDC went into self destruct. All I know is that Blue handled it for a time"
  1163. [04:10] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "That was the time I was trying to fix it."
  1164. [04:10] <Dam|R|SEL|1_1> "Blue repeatedly refused me to look what she does to my PDC and to finally run off with it into the transbot"
  1165. [04:11] <Dam|R|SEL|1_1> "I was distracted at the moment as i was helping Zack not fall down into the station"
  1166. [04:11] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "One: I do not like people looking over my shoulder. Two: I do not remember running into a transbot
  1167. [04:11] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "That's because you died Blue"
  1168. [04:11] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "You slipped"
  1169. [04:12] <@FriendComputer> "BLUE'S FIRST CLONE DIED DURING THIS INCIDENT"
  1170. [04:12] <@FriendComputer> "SINCE THAT OCCURED I WILL MARK THAT AS PUNISHMENT ENOUGH"
  1171. [04:13] <@FriendComputer> "ANYWAY WHAT ABOUT THIS COLOR BUISNESS?"
  1172. [04:13] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "I say we conduct a test to see if anything else Dam touches does anything strange"
  1173. [04:13] <Blue|R|OSE|2> " I believe I set my case before you clearly sir, if you have any further questions I would be happy to address them."
  1174. [04:14] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "I would like to point out he doesnt' always have to change the color if he touches something"
  1175. [04:14] <@FriendComputer> "FIRST OFF, ZACK, BLUE"
  1176. [04:14] <Dam|R|SEL|1_1> "I want to know what my motives should have been to colour BOTH or our suits?"
  1177. [04:14] <@FriendComputer> "GO INTO THOSE CUBICLES AND CHANGE INTO RED JUMPSUITS"
  1178. [04:15] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Yes sir."
  1179. [04:15] <@FriendComputer> "DUMP THE ONES YOU ARE WEARING DOWN THE HATCH"
  1180. 06[04:15] * Blue|R|OSE|2 goes in and changes
  1181. 06[04:15] * Dam|R|SEL|1_1 goes into the cubilce and changes
  1182. 06[04:15] * Blue|R|OSE|2 dumps it down a hatch
  1183. 06[04:15] * Dam|R|SEL|1_1 throws it down
  1184. [04:15] <Blue|R|OSE|2> ((I assume you meant Dam and not Zack right?))
  1185. [04:15] <@FriendComputer> ((yup))
  1186. [04:16] <@FriendComputer> They both come out wearing red jumpsuits and reseat themselves
  1187. [04:16] <@FriendComputer> "DAM, ZACK, ANALYSING THOSE JUMPSUITS SHOWS NO PAINT IS COVERING THEM"
  1188. [04:17] <Dam|R|SEL|1_1> "That's impossible!"
  1189. [04:17] <@FriendComputer> "ARE YOU DOUBTING MY INSTRUMENTS?"
  1190. [04:17] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "I don't even know when we saw paint in the first place."
  1191. 06[04:17] * Zack|R|NMO|1 lets out a restrained breath
  1192. [04:17] <Dam|R|SEL|1_1> "I am not doubting your instrument FC"
  1193. [04:18] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "I'm sorry Dam. But we cannot question these facts. It seems you are a mutant. Knowingly, however, is not for sure"
  1194. [04:18] <@FriendComputer> "IN MY OPINION, THIS SHOWS CLEAR EVIDENCE OF A CHROMAMUTATION"
  1195. [04:18] <@FriendComputer> "I WILL NOW CONFIRM USING THIS DETECTOR"
  1196. [04:19] <@FriendComputer> A helmet comes down on Dam's head
  1197. [04:19] <Dam|R|SEL|1_1> ((/me is being electrochuted))
  1198. [04:19] <@FriendComputer> "DAM, ARE YOU A MUTANT?"
  1199. [04:20] <Dam|R|SEL|1_1> "I... I do not know"
  1200. [04:20] <Dam|R|SEL|1_1> "I am puzzled by this myself"
  1201. 06[04:20] * Zack|R|NMO|1 grips the edges of his stool
  1202. [04:20] <@FriendComputer> "CAN YOU CHANGE THINGS COLOR BY TOUCH? YES, OR NO?"
  1203. [04:21] <Dam|R|SEL|1_1> "Your evidence says yes, but my brain says no... I trust in you FC... so will have to say Yes
  1204. 06[04:21] * Zack|R|NMO|1 squints himself due to the horror of this revelation
  1205. [04:21] <@FriendComputer> "CONFIRMED YOU ARE A CHROMMATIC MUTANT"
  1206. [04:22] <Zack|R|NMO|1> ((I think I wrote that right. I'm shutting my eyes very hard if I didn't))
  1207. [04:22] <@FriendComputer> "YOU SEEM TO BE SUFFERING FROM A DEEP DENIAL COMPLEX"
  1208. [04:22] <@FriendComputer> "A GOOD SCRUBBING WILL SORT THAT"
  1209. [04:22] <Dam|R|SEL|1_1> "It surely will"
  1210. [04:22] * Dam|R|SEL|1_1 is now known as Dam|R|SEL|2
  1211. [04:23] <Dam|R|SEL|2> BUT I STILL DO FEEL GLORIOUS~
  1212. [04:24] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Oh not that again..."
  1213. [04:24] <@FriendComputer> ((you have not died))
  1214. [04:24] * Dam|R|SEL|2 is now known as Dam|R|SEL|1
  1215. [04:24] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((Brainscrub = death... or did i just play too many ZAP games?))
  1216. [04:24] <Blue|R|OSE|2> ((it can))
  1217. [04:25] <@FriendComputer> "ANYWAY ALL OF YOU, WHEN YOU NOTICED SOME OF YOU WERE GREEN WHY DID YOU NOT ARREST YOURSELVES?"
  1218. [04:25] <@FriendComputer> "YOU STILL HAD A FUNCTIONAL PDC"
  1219. [04:26] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Because we were so near where we had to deliver the package sir."
  1220. [04:26] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "I thought if one of them was a mutant, they would resist. I had nothing to subdue either of them"
  1221. 06[04:26] * Dam|R|SEL|1 is mindly elsewhere
  1222. [04:26] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "We figured we would deliver the package, and then turn ourselves in."
  1223. [04:26] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "I was also using my PDC to light our way at the time"
  1224. [04:26] <@FriendComputer> ((YOU WILL BE SCRUBBED AFTERWARDS))
  1225. 06[04:27] * Dam|R|SEL|1 gets mentally ready for mindscrubbing
  1226. [04:27] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((Sorry, i really want to go to bed right now))
  1227. [04:27] <@FriendComputer> "WHAT IF ONE OF YOU ATTACKED EVERYONE, KILLING THEM AND PREYING ON INNOCENT CLONES?"
  1228. [04:27] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((ULTRA tired, can't think straight anymore))
  1229. [04:27] <@FriendComputer> ((nearly done))
  1230. [04:27] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "We... did not think of that."
  1231. [04:28] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "I am sorry, Zack is right."
  1232. [04:28] <@FriendComputer> "I'LL GIVE YOU ALL A 500CR FINE"
  1233. [04:28] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Fortunately that did not happen.
  1234. [04:28] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "That could have happened... What did i do... WHAT DID I DOOO"
  1235. [04:28] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Yes sir FC."
  1236. [04:28] <@FriendComputer> "WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY LAST POINT"
  1237. [04:28] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "I do no have any money"
  1238. [04:28] <@FriendComputer> "DAM, I HAVE DETECTED SOME FINANCIAL IRREGULARITIES ABOUT YOUR AACCOUNT"
  1239. [04:29] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Some guy scammed me out of 2000 creds only to get a drink in the cafeteria, for the Blue Azure"
  1240. [04:29] <@FriendComputer> "ALL OF IT WAS SHUNTED OFF TO AN ADDRESS HIDDEN BY HACKERS"
  1241. [04:30] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "It was?... That must have been the work of that Cafeteria worker"
  1242. [04:30] <@FriendComputer> "THEN MONEY WAS TAKEN FROM A VIOLET CALLED DONNIE, ONLY TO BE REPLACED 10MIN LATER"
  1243. [04:31] <@FriendComputer> "THE MONEY TRANSFER WAS REGISTERED TO A CAFETERIA EMPLOYEE, AND THEN REPLACED AFTERWARDS"
  1244. [04:31] <@FriendComputer> "THAT EMPLOYEE WAS YOU"
  1245. [04:31] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Well I did not have any money to buy the beverage"
  1246. [04:31] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "And the One who made me the employee told me he was Donnie"
  1247. [04:31] <@FriendComputer> "WAS YOUR DETAILS TAEKN BY ANYONE?"
  1248. [04:32] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Huh. That was some fast paperwork to get you registered as an employee so fast"
  1249. [04:32] <@FriendComputer> "IT SEEMS YOU HAVE BEEN SCAMMED"
  1250. [04:32] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "The Cafeteria worker..."
  1251. [04:32] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Yes..."
  1252. [04:32] <@FriendComputer> "WERE YOU THE ONE WHO REPLACED THE MONEY?"
  1253. [04:32] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Yes... afterwards my PDC froze"
  1254. [04:32] <@FriendComputer> "IN DONNIE|v'S ACCOUNT|"
  1255. [04:33] <@FriendComputer> "THAT TRANSFER WENT THROUGH"
  1256. [04:33] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "... Well. Now we know where the hacking attempt came from."
  1257. [04:33] <@FriendComputer> "I WILL FORGO THE FINE, AS YOUR STUPIDITY IS ITS OWN REWARD"
  1258. [04:33] <@FriendComputer> "NOW ONTO YOUR MISSION"
  1259. [04:34] <@FriendComputer> "YOU DELIVERED THE PACKAGE SUCCESSFULLY"
  1260. [04:34] <@FriendComputer> "FOR THAT HAVE 300CR EACH"
  1261. [04:34] <Blue|R|OSE|2> "Thank you sir."
  1262. [04:34] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Thank you"
  1263. [04:35] <@FriendComputer> "BLUE, YOU REVEALED DAM WAS A MUTANT"
  1264. [04:35] <@FriendComputer> "DO YOU OTHER TWO THINK HE SHOULD BE PROMOTED TO ORANGE FOR THIS?"
  1265. [04:35] <@FriendComputer> "AND IF NOT, WHY NOT?"
  1266. [04:35] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "I do."
  1267. [04:36] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "I am in no position to judge"
  1268. [04:36] <@FriendComputer> "IT IS DONE"
  1269. [04:36] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((are there negative creds?))
  1270. [04:36] <@FriendComputer> "DAM, ZACK GO INTO THE CUBICLES AGAIN"
  1271. [04:36] <Blue|R|OSE|2> ((yeah))
  1272. [04:36] <@FriendComputer> ((you are at -200))
  1273. 06[04:36] * Dam|R|SEL|1 goes into the Cubicle
  1274. [04:37] <Blue|R|OSE|2> ((change my clearance then?))
  1275. 06[04:37] * Zack|R|NMO|1 does as well
  1276. [04:37] <@FriendComputer> *sorry Blue
  1277. [04:37] <Zack|R|NMO|1> ((I dunno how much I started with but I take 500 off of it))
  1278. 06[04:37] * Zack|R|NMO|1 remains seated
  1279. 06[04:38] * Blue|R|OSE|2 goes back into the cubicle
  1280. [04:38] <@FriendComputer> Blue changes into an orange jumpsuit, dam puts on a iron belt with CHROMOMUTATION - RED in gold on it
  1281. [04:39] * Blue|R|OSE|2 is now known as Blue|O|OSE|2
  1282. 06[04:39] * Blue|O|OSE|2 comes back out
  1283. [04:39] <Blue|O|OSE|2> "Thank you sir."
  1284. 06[04:39] * Dam|R|SEL|1 goes out aswell
  1285. [04:39] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "Where might the Scrubbing be?"
  1286. [04:39] <@FriendComputer> "ZACK YOU PERFORMED COMPETENTLY, I SHALL PUT A RECOMMENDATION FOR LEADERSHIP ON YOUR RECORD"
  1287. [04:40] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Thank you very much, friend computer"
  1288. [04:40] <@FriendComputer> "THAT CONCLUDES THE DEBRIEFING"
  1289. [04:40] <@FriendComputer> Dam is escorted off
  1290. [04:40] <@FriendComputer> ((don't reveal your treasons))
  1291. [04:40] <Dam|R|SEL|1> "We forgot to say that Blue was being eaaaaaaaaaaaten"
  1292. [04:41] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Oh yeah..."
  1293. [04:41] <Blue|O|OSE|2> "What?"
  1294. [04:41] <Blue|O|OSE|2> "When was I being eaten?"
  1295. [04:41] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Dam means that taste test."
  1296. [04:41] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "He thought he meant you were being tasted"
  1297. [04:41] <@FriendComputer> He is put through a series of painful procedures aquiring a new TIC
  1298. [04:41] <Blue|O|OSE|2> "Oh. Thats silly. Lets go. Debreifing is over."
  1299. [04:41] <Zack|R|NMO|1> "Right you are"
  1300. [04:41] <@FriendComputer> ((guys think of a tic for Dam to have))
  1301. 06[04:42] * Zack|R|NMO|1 leaves the room, sending a message on his PDC as he does.
  1302. [04:42] <@FriendComputer> ((Blue gets preference))
  1303. [04:42] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((I FEEL GLORIOUS~))
  1304. [04:42] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((i love that one))
  1305. [04:42] <Blue|O|OSE|2> ((Pick a funny one.))
  1306. [04:42] <Blue|O|OSE|2> ((I haven't read up on the tics before.))
  1307. [04:42] <@FriendComputer> ((ok he loves the word glorious))
  1308. [04:43] <@FriendComputer> ((and uses it at all opportunities))
  1309. [04:43] <Blue|O|OSE|2> ((oh no wait. Questions))
  1310. [04:43] <Blue|O|OSE|2> ((Or that. But questions is hilarious. Uh I think I know?))
  1311. [04:43] <@FriendComputer> ((?))
  1312. [04:43] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((I like it being mouthy to clones of same or lower rank))
  1313. [04:45] <Dam|R|SEL|1> I will probably not play with you so soon again Dorian
  1314. [04:45] <Blue|O|OSE|2> ((oh no wait this is hilarios: If You can't be certain, Be Confidant.)
  1315. [04:45] <@FriendComputer> ((why not :( ))
  1316. [04:45] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((Your times are not really in my Timezone))
  1317. [04:46] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((it's almost 6am now))
  1318. [04:46] <@FriendComputer> ((Its nearly 5am here))
  1319. [04:46] <Zack|R|NMO|1> ((Same))
  1320. [04:46] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((oh...))
  1321. [04:46] <@FriendComputer> ((I should just start earlier))
  1322. [04:46] <@FriendComputer> ((sorry))
  1323. [04:46] <Blue|O|OSE|2> ((Suit me just fine. Its 11:45 PM here XD))
  1324. [04:46] <Blue|O|OSE|2> ((Wooooo East Coast))
  1325. [04:46] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((no problem, i thought you were like some american...))
  1326. [04:46] <@FriendComputer> ((ok sorting out peoples rewards))
  1327. [04:47] <Blue|O|OSE|2> ((I gave an off an american sense? how so?))
  1328. [04:47] <Dam|R|SEL|1> ((no i mean Doran, because of the time))
  1329. [04:49] <@FriendComputer> Zack recieves a RED rifle
  1330. [04:49] <@FriendComputer> From a UV
  1331. 06[04:50] * Zack|R|NMO|1 acts natural as he slings the rifle
  1332. [04:53] <Dam|R|SEL|1> Okay, Good night you guys
  1333. [04:53] <Dam|R|SEL|1> Sleep tight
  1334. [04:53] <Dam|R|SEL|1> or something
  1335. [04:53] * Dam|R|SEL|1 (karnil@p57B6F577.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Quit: Client Exited)
  1336. [04:53] <Zack|R|NMO|1> ((Night Karnil))
  1337. [04:53] <Zack|R|NMO|1> ((Dang))
  1338. [04:53] <Blue|O|OSE|2> ((okay so who are you Zack?))
  1339. [04:53] <@FriendComputer> Blue recieves two pieces of orange equipment from a violet!
  1340. [04:53] <Zack|R|NMO|1> ((Right next to you, probably))
  1341. [04:54] <@FriendComputer> THE END
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