Lissom

Tales of abuse & idiocy.

May 25th, 2017
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  1. 22:54 - FabulousRemus: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.
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  3. 18:38 - Stalin: How is it possible for someone to be so gay
  4. 18:39 - Stalin: Plz inform me
  5. 18:40 - 「§NG」| Rain: I'll have to ask an expert for you.
  6. 18:40 - Stalin: NO
  7. 18:40 - 「§NG」| Rain: Hey Stalin, how is it possible for someone to be so gay?
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  9. <22:07:47> You are now known as "LAWL IS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"
  10. <22:08:23> "Lawl" is now known as "RAIN IS A MAN"
  11. <22:08:40> "suna" is now known as "YOURE BOTH RETARDED"
  12.  
  13. <17:27:35> "bat soup": Please slurp me
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  15. [20:22] §NG | Noelle: Go lick a foot.
  16. [20:23] suna: only if she is a 4'10 18 year old asian with a penis
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  18. <07:06:18> "insufferable cum guzzling whor": ok sir
  19. <07:06:35> "$layer": you are forgetting the e
  20. <07:06:37> "$layer": stupid fking whor
  21. <07:06:39> "insufferable cum guzzling whor": it
  22. <07:06:41> "insufferable cum guzzling whor": doesnt fit
  23. <07:06:46> "$layer": thats a surprise
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  25. Stalin: It says to press any key, where is the any key?
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  27. Lulu: Psssst.
  28. Caribou: Oh, what?
  29. Lulu: Nvm.
  30. Lulu: Psssst.
  31. Caribou: Fuck ye want hillbilly?
  32. Lulu: Fine.
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  34. §NG | Noelle: Hey lawl,
  35. §NG | Lawl: hey noelle
  36. §NG | Noelle: What if batteries could lick back?
  37. §NG | Lawl: you're retarded
  38. §NG | Lawl: LOL
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  40. 22:34 - 「§NG」 KingjiN: We'll have the band play somethin' slow. I'd hate to step on your..
  41. 22:35 - 「§NG」| Rain: Dick.
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  43. 00:50 - Rain: I cringe at my own exsistence.
  44. 00:51 - stalin thi.cc: i dont know about that one for me
  45. 00:55 - Rain: You have thi.cc in your name.
  46. 00:55 - Rain: I think you do know.
  47. 00:55 - stalin thi.cc has changed their name to stalin.
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  49. 12:16 - tw.llz: im gonna beat the children with my dick
  50. 12:17 - 「§NG」| Rain: *calls FBI*
  51. 12:18 - tw.llz: sry i meant im gonna beat my dick with children
  52. 12:18 - 「§NG」| Rain: Ah, that's much better.
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  54. T.w² | LolZ_ invited T.w² | Kettei
  55. T.w² | Kettei joined
  56. T.w² | Rain .cL: But he's bad!
  57. T.w² | Rain .cL: Ohhi.
  58. T.w² | Rain .cL: Dearest friend.
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  60. 02:53 - FabulousRemus: Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for Remus in his basement
  61. 02:55 - Rain: And he was masturbating!
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  63. 11:24 - T.w² | $layer: i got some new tattoo ideas
  64. 11:24 - T.w² | $layer: uhh
  65. 11:25 - T.w² | $layer: i'm gonna get a caged bird tattoo but
  66. 11:25 - T.w² | $layer: i had an idea of
  67. 11:25 - 「§NG」| Rain: A giant peepee.
  68. 11:25 - T.w² | $layer: rAIN
  69. 11:25 - T.w² | $layer: TAKE ME
  70. 11:25 - T.w² | $layer: SERIOUS
  71. 11:25 - T.w² | $layer: NO GIANT PEEPEE
  72. 11:25 - T.w² | $layer: ihy
  73. 11:25 - T.w² | $layer: ok so
  74. 11:25 - 「§NG」| Rain: ...A giant peepee with hairy balls.
  75. 11:25 - T.w² | $layer: odddddddddddddddddddddddddd
  76. 11:25 - T.w² | $layer: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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  78. 08:13 - FrostEffects: K
  79. 08:13 - FrostEffects: Y
  80. 08:13 - FrostEffects: S
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  82. 08:15 - Harry: My armpits smell of dick
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  84. -iG- VK: Before I die I just want to fight an army of first graders with a katana.
  85.  
  86. slayer: fuk the co owners coming straight from the underground
  87. Rain: A young member got it bad 'cus they brown.
  88.  
  89. -lulu^: are there any perks of becoming seventeen?
  90. Rain: Sounds older than sixteen.
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  92. b: stop eating noodles and eat me
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  94. 18:36 - Rain: Brb, actually slitting my wrist.
  95. 18:36 - suna: Before you do, leave a comment on my profile!
  96.  
  97. Me: *burps in mic*
  98. Jeklly ツ: i hate youi
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  100. Jeklly : Just because we're friends, I'm informing you I'm going to go take a shit.
  101. Jeklly : Because that's what friends do.
  102. Rain: You're the best friend I've ever had.
  103. Jeklly : Go fucking kill yourself.
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  105. 18:23 - Insanity: what did you have in your tunna sammich
  106. 18:23 - Insanity: ?
  107. 18:23 - Rain: Tuna.
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  109. 06:13 - anime princess: Who is Julia? Someone I should know about!??!?!
  110. 06:14 - Rain: My sandwich, that I have not made.
  111. 06:14 - anime princess: So now you're seeing other sandwiches?
  112. 06:14 - anime princess: This relationship is over.
  113. 06:14 - Rain: Your cucumber made my bread soggy anyway.
  114. 06:14 - anime princess: omg
  115. 06:14 - Rain: I just made a sexual sandwich?
  116. 06:15 - anime princess: thats really damn funny LOL
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  118. 04:33 - Suna: U WERE PREGGO FOR JESUS
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  120. 19:10 - syph: hard to type with 1 hand
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  122. 18:19 - Killosophy: If you fail at life you can always become an English teacher.
  123. 18:19 - Jeklly ツ: English teacher?
  124. 18:19 - Jeklly ツ: Seriously?
  125. 18:20 - Killosophy: Heh.
  126. 18:20 - Jeklly ツ: That's not even funny
  127. 18:20 - Jeklly ツ: i dont wanna be standing infront of children
  128. 18:20 - Jeklly ツ: mid 40s
  129. 18:20 - Jeklly ツ: balding
  130. 18:20 - Killosophy: With a raging boner.
  131. 18:20 - Jeklly ツ: FUCK DUDE.
  132. 18:20 - Jeklly ツ: SWEET 14 YEAR OLDS
  133. 18:20 - Jeklly ツ: MHH
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  135. 16:38 - Ketteii: Dab on the cringers!
  136. 16:39 - Glósóli: Dab on the fish fingers. :o
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  138. 08:08 - syph: ( ͡0 ͜ʖ ͡0) sexual you say
  139. 08:09 - Rain: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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  141. <18:12:08> "Rain": ;-;
  142. <18:12:15> "lulu phone": ;-
  143. <18:12:21> "lulu phone": lost my other ; in nam
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  145. US [SCRUB] ADMIN 「§NG」| Jako: i made it
  146. US [SCRUB] ADMIN 「§NG」| Jako: if i fall
  147. Player US | ADMIN 「§NG」| Jako left the game (Disconnect)
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  149. 9:36 AM - 「§NG」 emilio alexander a.: my bad
  150. 9:36 AM - 「§NG」| Rain: Understandable, men have their needs.
  151. 9:36 AM - 「§NG」 emilio alexander a.: WHAT
  152. 9:36 AM - 「§NG」| Rain: Don't let your hentai get in the way of your dreams.
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  154. Allu: I like your hair.
  155. Rain: Did you just call me a whore?
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  157. <18:52:43> "suna": dxm is legal man
  158. <18:52:45> "suna": im cool
  159. <18:53:00> "Noelle": You know what else is legal?
  160. <18:53:03> "Noelle": This dick.
  161. <18:53:04> "suna": this dick
  162. <18:53:04> "suna": FUCK
  163. <18:53:05> "suna": FUCK
  164. <18:53:05> "suna": YOU
  165. <18:53:07> "suna": I HATE YOU
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  167. [01:34] suna: deideiediediedieideidied ieideidieid idie
  168. [01:34] §NG | Noelle: Die-die-die-die-die-die-die-die.
  169. [01:34] suna: STOP BEING GOOD AT TELLINGPEOPLE TO DIE
  170. [01:34] suna: ITS NOT FAIR
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  172. 00:15 - lulu: If you ever end up in my juice bar, by all means you can hit me in the head with an apple
  173. 00:16 - lulu: or brick if you choose
  174. 00:16 - Caribou: If I ended up in your juice bar I would've already made a couple of bad decisions, I doubt chosing the brick over an apple would be one of them.
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