Vinesauce BRB source code

#I wrote this in literally two hours, please don't judge me on the fucked up style

import itertools

import copy
import random

import math

import pyconsolegraphics as pc
import pyconsolegraphics.ezmode as ez

def vinesauce():
    framenum = 0

    term = pc.Terminal((119,40),font = "Fixedsys Excelsior 3.01")
    gfx = ez.EZMode(term)

    brbcursor = pc.Cursor(term, autoscroll=False)
    brbendpos = term.bottomright

    loadingbartotal = 2 * (term.width // 3)
    loadingbarloaded = 0

    brbcursor.fgcolor = (64, 64, 64)

    statusprintstatus = 0
    statustimer = 300

    starglyphs= itertools.cycle(["|", "/", "-", "\\"])

    redscreen = False
    redscreenprinted = False

    statuses = [
        "Downloading memes off Twitter...",
        "Unboxing Cpt. Picard's ballsack...",
        "Admonishing chat...",
        "Fucking with XSplit...",
        "PROTIP: Upload art _DURING_ the stream!",
        "Salty cunts...",
        "Queueing up quack.wav...",
        "Whipping enslaved former villagers...",
        "Hiding Cherry r34...",
        "Cyclops edging... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...",
        "PROTIP: Vinny takes like a week to respond to emails. Dude's busy.",
        "Choosing new emotes...",
        "Retrieving more seltzer...",
        "Reticulating splines...",
        "Putting head on Bono's biddy...",
        "PROTIP: Kappa",
        "Disposing of Oreos...",
        "Practicing MAHINAPEAAAAAAAA...",
        "Convincing Reggie and Iwata to leave the house...",
        "Searching for the Buvvins...",
        "Watching Red Letter Media...",
        "Queueing up new meme videos...",
        "PROTIP: Don't fuck with Mr. Dink's grill. He'll fucking kill you.",
        "Deleting game request emails...",
        "Indulging apiophillia..."
    ]
    origstatuses = copy.copy(statuses)
    currentstatus = statuses.pop(0)

    for idx, thecell in enumerate(term):
        if idx % 2:
            thecell.character = "r"
        else:
            thecell.character = "b"

    fgcolors = [ [(0,0,0) for y in range(-1, term.height+1)]
                    for x in range(-1, term.width+1) ]

    gol = [[False for y in range(term.height)]
                      for x in range(term.width)]

    redscreencounter = 0

    while True:
        if not redscreen:
            for t in range(150 + random.randint(50,150)):
                brbcursor.fgcolor = fgcolors[brbcursor.x+1][brbcursor.y+1]
                try:
                    if brbcursor.x % 2:
                        brbcursor.smart_writechar("r")
                    else:
                        brbcursor.smart_writechar("b")
                except pc.VerticalCursorOverflowError:
                    brbcursor.pos=(0,0)

                    oldfgcolors = copy.deepcopy(fgcolors)
                    amp = 13
                    for x in range(1, term.width+1):
                        for y in range(1, term.height+1):
                            rtotal = btotal = gtotal = 0
                            for dx in (-1, 0, 1):
                                for dy in (-1, 0, 1):
                                    r, g, b = oldfgcolors[x+dx][y+dy]
                                    rtotal += r ** amp
                                    gtotal += g ** amp
                                    btotal += b ** amp
                            if random.randint(1,2000) == 1:
                                fgcolors[x][y]=random.randint(0,255),random.randint(0,255),random.randint(0,255)
                            else:
                                newr = math.floor(math.pow(rtotal / 9, 1 / amp) * 0.94)
                                newg = math.floor(math.pow(gtotal / 9, 1 / amp) * 0.94)
                                newb = math.floor(math.pow(btotal / 9, 1 / amp) * 0.94)
                                fgcolors[x][y] = newr, newg, newb

            if random.randint(1, 5) != 1:
                loadingbarloaded += random.randint(1, 2)
            if loadingbarloaded > loadingbartotal:
                loadingbarloaded = -loadingbartotal
            if loadingbarloaded >= 0:
                loadingbar = ("█" * loadingbarloaded) + ("░" * (loadingbartotal - loadingbarloaded))
            else:
                loadingbar = ("░" * (loadingbartotal - abs(loadingbarloaded)) + ("█" * (abs(loadingbarloaded))))
            gfx.center_line_at(loadingbar, "center", fgcolor = (167, 167, 167))


            if statusprintstatus < len(currentstatus):
                statusprintstatus += 1
            elif statustimer:
                statustimer -= 1
            else:
                statustimer = 300
                statusprintstatus = 0
                try:
                    currentstatus = statuses.pop(0)
                except IndexError:
                    redscreen=True
                    redscreenprinted=False
                    redscreencounter = 0
                    brbcursor.pos=(0,0)
                    statuses = copy.copy(origstatuses)
                    currentstatus = statuses.pop(0)
            gfx.put_line_at(" " * (term.width // 3 * 2), "centerleft", (term.width // 6, 0),
                            fgcolor=(0, 0, 0), bgcolor=(220, 220, 220))
            gfx.put_line_at(currentstatus[:statusprintstatus], "centerleft", (term.width // 6, 0),
                            fgcolor = (0, 0, 0), bgcolor = (220, 220, 220))
            gfx.put_line_at("Vinesauce is loading..."+next(starglyphs), "centerleft", (term.width // 6, -2),
                            fgcolor=(44, 255, 44), bgcolor=(0, 0, 0))
        else:
            redscreencounter += 1
            if not redscreenprinted:
                brbcursor.fgcolor = (64, 0, 0)
                brbcursor.bgcolor = (0, 0, 0)
                try:
                    for t in range(100):
                        brbcursor.smart_writechar("@")
                except pc.VerticalCursorOverflowError:
                    redscreenprinted=True
            else:
                if redscreencounter % 30 < 15:
                    scrotbg = (255, 0, 0)
                else:
                    scrotbg = (127, 0, 0)
                if redscreencounter < (30 * 8):
                    gfx.center_line_at("!!! SCROTAL EMERGENCY !!!", "center", fgcolor=(0, 0, 0), bgcolor = scrotbg)
                if (30 * 4) < redscreencounter < (30 * 8) :
                    gfx.center_line_at("System restarting..."+next(starglyphs), "center", (0, 1), fgcolor=(200, 0, 0), bgcolor=(0,0,0))

                if redscreencounter == (30 * 8):
                    brbcursor.pos=(0,0)
                    brbcursor.fgcolor=(255,255,255)
                    brbcursor.bgcolor=(0,0,0)

                if redscreencounter > (30 * 8):
                    for t in range(100):
                        try:
                            if t % 2:
                                brbcursor.smart_writechar("r")
                            else:
                                brbcursor.smart_writechar("b")
                        except pc.VerticalCursorOverflowError:
                            break

                if redscreencounter > (30 * 10):
                    brbcursor.pos=(0,0)
                    redscreen=False

        term.draw()

if __name__ == "__main__":
    vinesauce()