Aux Finds a Condom (short)

>You are a young Aux wandering around the playground after school, as usual, by yourself.
>Trudging along with your head to the ground you notice something odd in the grass.
>Curious, you poke at it with your hoof wondering what it is.
”What a strange looking balloon.” You think to yourself as you pick it up to examine it further.
>It appears to have a large open end with a ring around it that tapers down to a thin closed tip.
>Maybe it’s for making balloon animals?
>You bring the piece of rubber up onto your lips and begin to blow air into it.
>The rubber expands into a long tube with a funny little nipple at the end.
>You laugh. What a goofy looking balloon.
>Looking over at the swing set you notice some filly’s playing. Florence was there, she was always so nice to you. You could show her your balloon.
>Galloping over in excitement you come up to Florence on the swing.
“Hey Florence come check out what I found!” You yell.
>Hopping off the swing Florence approaches you with an inquisitive look on her face wondering what has got you so excited.
“Look at this funny balloon I found Florence, it’s hilarious!” you say before blowing it back up to full capacity as it engorges in all its glory.
>Unable to control yourself you burst out in a fit of giggles at the odd shape.
>Looking back at Florence you notice she’s not laughing with you at the hysterical balloon.
>For a moment she stood in complete shock and then began to blush a deep red, shifting her hooves nervously on the ground.
>“Uh Aux I have to go home I think I hear my mother calling me.” she quickly blurts out before turning tail and galloping away.
>You stand alone clutching the now empty balloon in your hoof wondering what you did this time to embarrass yourself.
“Maybe Florence is just afraid of balloons.” You think, deciding to find another pony to show your balloon to.
>Noticing Nightwatch on the slide you decide to show her even if she was sometimes a little mean to you, after all she did have a good sense of humour and she’d find your balloon priceless.
>You walk up to her and call out her name as she plays.
>”What do you want, Aux?” She looks at you in annoyance.
“Check out this wacky balloon I found on the ground, it’s a riot!” you shout before blowing up the balloon again.
>With the Balloon pressed tightly to your lips you wait in anticipation for a positive reaction from Nightwatch.
>She pauses looking at you in absolute awe and then begins to slowly chuckle.
>Within seconds her chuckle transforms into a fit of laughter as she falls to the ground in merriment.
>Your mouth cracks open into a big grin, you knew she’d find it funny.
>Now struggling to breathe in hyperventilation she looks up at you and gasps.
>”A-keekeekee… Aux-kee-do you even-keekee-know-kee-what-that-keekeekee-is?” she chokes, snorting as tears stream out of her eyes.
“Of course I do, it’s a balloon.” You say with a tint of hurt in your voice.
>Nightwatch wasn’t laughing at your balloon, she was laughing at you! You start to think.
>”Aux…keekee...that’s a…keekeekeekeekee Condom!”
>You look at the balloon closely and notice something dried up on the inside.
“W..What’s a Condom?”