Session Start: Mon Dec 30 17:57:31 2013
Session Ident: #europe
11[17:57:31] * Now talking in #europe
11[17:57:31] * Topic is 'Merry Christmas And Welcome to #europe! Channel stats: http://bunburya.eu/ircstats/europe.html || What happened in your country this week? — www.reddit.com/1txr6n/'
11[17:57:31] * Set by a-ya on Sun Dec 29 12:20:47
04[17:57:40] <a-ya> welcome to #europe, Tyrrell
07[17:57:57] <07Tyrrell> I've been before mate :)
[17:58:11] <a-ya> oi, havent seen you before. sorry
[17:58:24] <a-ya> where are you from?
07[17:58:49] <07Tyrrell> Ireland
[17:58:49] <Calanon> what
[17:58:54] <Calanon> he's obviously from Highgarden
[17:58:55] <crackpothead> im guessing highgarden
07[17:58:55] <07Tyrrell> living in Dublin for college
[17:59:25] <Lew> More Irishes than I can shake a stick at
[17:59:41] <a-ya> why do we have so many people from those two islands next to Europe?
[17:59:49] <a-ya> *sigh*
[18:00:05] <Llanita> a-ya xenophobe
[18:00:07] <bunburya> because islands are best lands
[18:00:07] <Llanita> http://imgur.com/gallery/Hex2T
[18:00:08] <bunbot> Title: com at me - Imgur (at imgur.com)
[18:00:17] <Lew> An english speaking chat is bound to have more people from anglophone countries
[18:00:26] <a-ya> Llanita: love you <3
[18:00:48] <Lew> inb4 E* A*
07[18:00:53] <07Tyrrell> See us Irish, we like to wave our dicks around at how much techy shit we have for the size of our country
[18:01:04] <Llanita> dat corporation tax rate
07[18:01:06] <07Tyrrell> any estonians here can suck my wavy dick
[18:01:19] <Lew> Why Estonians?
[18:01:22] <bunburya> Lew: we don't do that here
[18:01:24] <a-ya> hej, mind your language
07[18:01:29] <07Tyrrell> because they're more techy
[18:01:43] <Lew> If anyone Estonia suck Finland's
07[18:01:47] <07Tyrrell> ah yes, my wavy Richard
07[18:01:48] <07Tyrrell> sorry
[18:02:00] <bunburya> finland is the ballsack more than the actual dick, surely
04[18:02:03] <MrLettuce> why is it wavy Tyrrell
04[18:02:10] <a-ya> Tyrrell: no really, we have kids here
07[18:02:17] <07Tyrrell> I feel like waving it!
07[18:02:20] <07Tyrrell> lol, k
[18:02:25] <MrLettuce> helicopter it
[18:02:26] <Lew> Helicopter to victory
07[18:02:29] <07Tyrrell> is ciaran one of them?
[18:02:31] <Lew> wub wub wub wub
07[18:02:39] <07Tyrrell> because he keeps saying he's young but he's really 42
07[18:02:43] <07Tyrrell> he's actually my landlord
[18:02:56] <bunburya> but he ha sthe mental capacity of a 12 yo
[18:03:17] <Calanon> jeg elsker europa
[18:03:28] <a-ya> and MrLettuce is his younger brother
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[18:03:41] <a-ya> oh sorry, couldnt help it
[18:03:43] <Modomario_> aaand i'm back.
[18:03:43] <Calanon> i have no idea how old anyone else is really
[18:03:43] <Llanita> Ciaran is like 15
[18:03:45] <Llanita> don't be mean
[18:03:52] <Modomario_> dc'ed
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[18:03:54] <crackpothead> europa älskar inte dig Calanon
07[18:03:55] <07Tyrrell> det er en dansk fyr!
[18:04:02] <matrisylva> llanita is 13 and beginning to think she knows everything
07[18:04:09] <07Tyrrell> min paraply er rod!
[18:04:14] <Llanita> matrisylva so mad :(
[18:04:15] <matrisylva> calanon är dansk?
[18:04:21] <Calanon> crackpothead: you make me cry
[18:04:21] <crackpothead> nej
[18:04:28] <Calanon> nej
[18:04:31] <Lew> nej
[18:04:34] <MrLettuce> nej
[18:04:35] <Calanon> Ik ben engels
07[18:04:38] <07Tyrrell> Nidge
[18:04:40] <Lew> Hah
[18:04:42] <Lew> He said is
[18:04:45] <Lew> it
[18:04:50] <Lew> Obvious Angle
[18:04:51] <Modomario_> Waarom praat je dan nederlands Calanon?
04[18:04:58] <a-ya> Tyrrell: you see, too many kids in here, so no naughty language
[18:05:03] <MrLettuce> lets all do a haddaway
[18:05:04] <MrLettuce> what
07[18:05:06] <07Tyrrell> is
[18:05:08] <Lew> Solution: remove kids
[18:05:11] <Calanon> Ik spreek geen Nederlands
07[18:05:12] <07Tyrrell> ahahah
[18:05:14] <MrLettuce> fuck you Lew
[18:05:21] <Lew> ^ language mr
[18:05:29] <Calanon> yeah let's make this chat for 18+
[18:05:29] <Calanon> wait
[18:05:30] <MrLettuce> your face lew
[18:05:30] <Calanon> shit
[18:05:32] <Calanon> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
03[18:05:37] * Calanon gets kicked for being under 18
[18:05:45] <Modomario_> Calanon: Oh dan beeld ik het me maar in. :/
[18:05:46] <Lew> Genious
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[18:05:56] <bunburya> all people are now banned, by order of management
07[18:06:03] <07Tyrrell> I don't think I've actually said my real age on any of those age gate things
[18:06:04] <MrLettuce> when are you 18 Calanon
07[18:06:07] <07Tyrrell> even now that I'm 20
[18:06:09] <Calanon> 18th March next year
07[18:06:14] <07Tyrrell> I just scroll way up to the 50s or something
[18:06:22] <MrLettuce> thats quite close
[18:06:31] <Calanon> I will finally be able to buy beer in the UK
07[18:06:34] <07Tyrrell> shouldn't be a long ban
[18:06:45] <Calanon> Why can't it be 16 for beer/wine/cider accross Europe ;-;
07[18:06:47] <07Tyrrell> you could buy beer in the UK if you get a dinner with it
[18:06:52] <Calanon> with parents
[18:06:55] <Lew> Because chavs would just
[18:06:57] <Lew> You know
[18:07:02] <Lew> Be even chavvier
[18:07:12] <Calanon> good point
[18:07:13] <a-ya> Calanon: it is in a large part of the continent
[18:07:17] <bunburya> good pint*
[18:07:19] <a-ya> you're just not EUropean enough
[18:07:20] <Lew> Chavocaust plox
[18:07:22] <Modomario_> Calanon: Because if the EU would standardize beerlaws the UK would cry about their freedoms ;)
[18:07:41] <Calanon> bah
03[18:08:00] * matrisylva hopes that he'll have in the next train station where he'll have to wait
[18:08:02] <Lew> People who want the sex age lowered worry me
[18:08:06] <MrLettuce> guinness sucks
07[18:08:12] <07Tyrrell> ^
[18:08:13] <Lew> It's average
[18:08:17] <bunburya> yeah, average
[18:08:18] <Lew> As stouts go
[18:08:21] <matrisylva> calanon: because then countries with even lower drinking ages have to up them
[18:08:26] <bunburya> in fact, for a macrobrew, it's one of the better ones
07[18:08:31] <07Tyrrell> everything  >stout
[18:08:38] <Lew> True
[18:08:41] <bunburya> nah
[18:08:43] <Lew> Pilsner best beer
[18:08:43] <bunburya> stouts are great
[18:08:45] <Calanon> so long as a 17 year olds don't get punished for having sex with their 16 year old partner I'm okay
07[18:08:54] <07Tyrrell> I'd drink whiskey brewed in a boot before a stout
[18:09:09] <Lew> My grandad brews his own bitter
[18:09:11] <bunburya> we have some great stouts in ireland
[18:09:17] <bunburya> guinness foreign extra is amazing
[18:09:39] <Calanon> matrisylva: afaik 16 is the minimum age anywhere in Europe for buying beer/wine/cider and that's just Belgium and Germany
[18:09:43] <Calanon> 17 in Malta and Cyprus
[18:10:10] <matrisylva> There are some regions with 14 afaik
[18:10:24] <MrLettuce> lets make it 12
[18:10:32] <Calanon> nowhere with 12
[18:10:34] <Calanon> or 14
[18:10:37] <Calanon> for drinking
07[18:10:41] <07Tyrrell> you ever drunk baileys from a shoe?
[18:10:50] <Lew> ... No
07[18:10:57] <07Tyrrell> you ever been to a club where people wee on each other?
[18:11:03] <Lew> ... No
[18:11:09] <Calanon> there are countries where the age of consent is 14 though
07[18:11:15] <07Tyrrell> Well we don't have much in common
[18:11:21] <Lew> ... Nope
[18:11:38] <Calanon> do either of you have an irish nan
[18:11:45] <Lew> I do
07[18:11:48] <07Tyrrell> I do
[18:11:50] <Lew> But you're already aware of that
[18:11:51] <Lew> Did*
07[18:11:53] <07Tyrrell> but that stems from being irish
[18:12:01] <Calanon> yay, somehting you both have in common!
04[18:12:15] <bunburya> Lew and Tyrrell, sitting in a tree
07[18:12:19] <07Tyrrell> we also both breathe
[18:12:22] <bunburya> K-I-S-S-I-N-G
07[18:12:34] <07Tyrrell> but I mean you and hitler also breathe(d) Calanon
[18:12:41] <Lew> Yeah
[18:12:43] <Lew> We're so alike
[18:12:46] <Lew> Hitlervolk
07[18:12:47] <07Tyrrell> therefore you are literally hitler
04[18:12:53] <MrLettuce> Tyrrell and Hitler are both white
04[18:12:55] <Calanon> llanita and lewis share much more in common yet we're pairing lewis with tyrrell for sharing irish ancestry :P
[18:13:25] <Lew> We can all agree however that NI sucks
[18:13:25] <bunburya> i believe that is the joke
[18:14:10] <Lew> If only they could get past the whole religion thing
[18:14:16] <Lew> Crazy basterds
07[18:14:24] <07Tyrrell> and start hating gypsies
[18:14:26] <Lew> ^ was used in a film title, totaly ok
[18:14:31] <ciaran> It's not really religion Lew
[18:14:41] <Lew> Catholic - Protestant
07[18:14:46] <07Tyrrell> nah
[18:14:48] <Lew> Republican - Unionist
[18:14:50] <Lew> Same thing
[18:14:51] <ciaran> That's like saying religion is the problem in former Yugoslavia...
07[18:14:51] <07Tyrrell> unionist - republican
[18:14:57] <ciaran> Unionist - nationalist
[18:15:02] <ciaran> loyalist - republican
[18:15:03] <Lew> I think the amount of genocide confirmed that
[18:15:05] <ciaran> That's how it works
[18:15:15] <ciaran> Loyalist and Republicans are the hardliners
[18:15:34] <Lew> The violent people on both sides are scum
[18:15:38] <Lew> But y'know
[18:15:41] <Lew> Especially the IRA
07[18:16:13] <07Tyrrell> I would say the orange order do more to incite hate
07[18:16:19] <07Tyrrell> and are therefore the scummier
[18:16:20] <Lew> I can't believe the Queen shook hands with that murdering scum
[18:16:36] <Lew> But who blew shit up?
07[18:16:44] <07Tyrrell> both of them
[18:16:49] <Lew> More*
07[18:17:03] <07Tyrrell> who shot into funeral marches?
[18:17:06] <ciaran> Well, the loyalists blew shit up to get O' Neill out of office, and blamed the IRA
[18:17:19] <Lew> We should totally declare NI lawless
[18:17:21] <Lew> And ditch
07[18:17:36] <07Tyrrell> my plan is to cut it off from the rest of the island
[18:17:38] <ciaran> Except 1.5 million people live there which is why the UK kept on with it
[18:17:41] <Lew> It is of no benefit to us
07[18:17:42] <07Tyrrell> and push it into the ocean
[18:17:48] <Lew> Other than pissing a few Irish people off
[18:17:55] <Lew> Which is always funny
[18:17:58] <Calanon> i love cats
[18:18:02] <Calanon> i love every kind of cat
[18:18:04] <Lew> Everyone loves cats
[18:18:06] <Calanon> i just wanna hug them all
07[18:18:08] <07Tyrrell> I don't
[18:18:08] <Lew> I love pussy
[18:18:09] <Calanon> but just can't hug
[18:18:10] <Calanon> every cat
[18:18:11] <Lew> Pussy loves me
07[18:18:31] <07Tyrrell> >irc
07[18:18:33] <07Tyrrell> >pussy
07[18:18:35] <07Tyrrell> choose one
04[18:18:55] <Calanon> Tyrrell: His pet cat loves him a lot though
[18:18:55] <Lew> Pussy
[18:19:02] <Lew> Obvious choice
[18:19:05] <Lew> *pets cat*
[18:20:32] <Lew> Cats*
[18:20:37] <Lew> I'm quite the playa
[18:21:38] <Lew> If you'l excuse me
[18:21:50] <Lew> Time to go to the shop for food 'n shit
[18:22:23] <Modomario_> I hope you get there without getting your clothes ripped off.
[18:28:50] <Calanon> brb dinner
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[18:42:59] <Lew> I arrived naked
[18:43:08] <Lew> I just can't make it two miles
[18:43:15] <Lew> Fully clothed
[18:43:32] <bunburya> probably for the best
[18:43:42] <bunburya> it would be unjust to deprive the women of yorkshire of those goods
[18:43:44] <MrLettuce> just shop online
[18:43:46] <MrLettuce> naked
[18:43:51] <Lew> Nah
[18:43:55] <Lew> He has a point
[18:44:03] <Lew> Women need their eyecandy
[18:47:02] <MrLettuce> so guys, any new year resolutions?
[18:47:16] <ciaran> Quit smoking I'd say
[18:47:23] <Lew> Stay peachy
[18:47:57] <MrLettuce> ciaran, you smoke? yeah right
[18:48:20] <ciaran> Ah I'll have to start first
[18:48:47] <Lew> So next year you'll start
[18:48:48] <ciaran> 625 I'd say
[18:48:53] <Lew> The year following you'll quit?
[18:49:30] <Lew> And by quit I mean only smoke one a week for 5 weeks before giving up
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[18:55:33] <MrLettuce> they should get rid of wifi in college lecture rooms
[18:58:30] <Calanon> i am returned from my halls
[18:58:57] <Lew> wb
07[18:59:02] <07Tyrrell> MrLettuce shut your whore mouth
[18:59:11] <MrLettuce> what
07[18:59:21] <07Tyrrell> <MrLettuce> they should get rid of wifi in college lecture rooms
07[18:59:34] <07Tyrrell> don't put that voodoo on me ricky bobby
[18:59:34] <Lew> Wifi is godly
[18:59:38] <MrLettuce> well if they do, maybe ill pay attention for once
07[18:59:51] <07Tyrrell> listen mate, I'm in your college
07[18:59:56] <07Tyrrell> well a less shit part of your college
[19:00:05] <MrLettuce> oh yeah, ill get to work on that then
07[19:00:12] <07Tyrrell> and if you have jinxed out wifi I will stuff my fist up your butt
[19:00:16] <MrLettuce> ill contact the student union about my concerns over wifi in lecture rooms
07[19:00:29] <07Tyrrell> MrLettuce you don't understand
03[19:00:31] * Calanon fetches the popcorn
07[19:00:45] <07Tyrrell> people were complaining that the water fountain was too dirty on the second floor
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07[19:00:49] <07Tyrrell> so they removed it entirely
[19:01:16] <MrLettuce> the wifi in the snackery is so slow
07[19:01:29] <07Tyrrell> snackery?
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[19:01:43] <MrLettuce> yeah, a kevin st. thing
[19:01:47] <a-ya> wtf are you two talking about?
07[19:01:50] <07Tyrrell> college
07[19:01:59] <07Tyrrell> we're in the same one kinda
[19:02:00] <Lew> Their passion for collages
[19:02:03] <MrLettuce> a-ya wouldnt understand, she never went to college
[19:02:03] <a-ya> don't you have #college?
[19:02:05] <Lew> Damn artists
[19:02:09] <Lew> Violent people
07[19:02:18] <07Tyrrell> well see
07[19:02:23] <07Tyrrell> DIT is in europe
07[19:02:29] <07Tyrrell> so technically we're on topic
[19:02:51] <MrLettuce> there's no #college
[19:02:53] <MrLettuce> i checked
[19:02:54] <Calanon> my tea is too hot
07[19:03:03] <07Tyrrell> tea is never too hot
07[19:03:13] <07Tyrrell> you'll just have to burn your tongue I'm afraid
07[19:03:21] <07Tyrrell> anything else is admitting defeat to a beverage
[19:03:22] <Calanon> then i wouldn't be able to taste it
07[19:03:44] <07Tyrrell> going for a wee
07[19:03:49] <07Tyrrell> and then I'll walk the dog
04[19:03:59] <MrLettuce> hey Tyrrell im not gonna be in college next semester so it wont matter to me
[19:04:01] <MrLettuce> :O
[19:04:01] <Lew> Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier
[19:04:08] <ReadyThor> tea with milk or without?
[19:04:15] <Lew> With
[19:04:17] <Lew> He's English
[19:04:21] <Lew> Not peasanty
[19:04:34] <MrLettuce> milk and sugar
[19:04:42] <Calanon> i don't take sugar
[19:04:42] <MrLettuce> half cup of sugar, half cup of tea
[19:04:59] <Calanon> too sweet
[19:05:02] <ReadyThor> tea and milk for me but nothing else added
[19:05:30] <Lew> I'm not a fan of sugary tea
[19:05:39] <Lew> Though I'm more a coffee person
[19:05:47] <Lew> Milky, strong, and sweet
[19:05:48] <Calanon> and you call yourself English
[19:05:58] <ReadyThor> tea with honey and lemon if having sore throat but that's it
[19:06:01] <MrLettuce> hot chocolate ftw
[19:06:29] <Calanon> I drink coffee when I'm in Slovenia
[19:08:04] <ReadyThor> Most drink coffee here in Malta but it tastes too awful to me
[19:08:23] <Calanon> ohh you're Maltese?
[19:08:36] <Lew> My Dad just left Malta
[19:08:53] <ReadyThor> yup, but I don't socialise much so I'm not quite typical
[19:08:59] <Lew> He said the kerbs are way too high
[19:09:09] <Lew> And almost every car had scratches on from it
[19:09:54] <ReadyThor> Lew, I think the unstated reason is to able to put multiple road surfaces over time
[19:10:08] <Lew> You could just
[19:10:09] <Lew> Y'know
[19:10:15] <Lew> Rip up the old before resurfacing
[19:10:17] <Lew> Or not
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[19:10:54] <Calanon> I'd like to visit Malta
[19:11:07] <ReadyThor> Yes we could, but that doesn't happen unfortunately... we have lots of potholes due to bad road bedding here
[19:11:35] <Lew> Eh, everyone has potholes
[19:13:32] <ReadyThor> I think the problem is compounded because of our high population density and inadequate road material
[19:14:25] <ReadyThor> we're used to our road conditions though...
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[19:19:07] <Calanon> woof woof
[19:21:39] <MrLettuce> http://dublin.craigslist.org/rnr/4227437077.html
[19:21:40] <bunbot> Title: Visiting Ireland in December (at dublin.craigslist.org)
[19:22:24] <Lew> Wat
[19:22:36] <Lew> They are at uni?
[19:22:43] <Lew> They can barely string a sentence together
[19:24:15] <bunburya> that must be a piss take
[19:24:53] <ciaran> "Were landing in Shannon and grabbing a cab ride to our Dublin hotel. "
[19:25:01] <Lew> gl
[19:25:03] <ciaran> lol, this is surely a joke
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[19:31:35] <MrLettuce> stalin when he was younger
[19:31:35] <MrLettuce> http://i.imgur.com/JzWP2hA.jpg
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[19:33:27] <a-ya> ha! i posted this earlier today: http://shar.es/93Pfn
[19:33:28] <bunbot> Title: Historically Handsome Men (Young Stalin) (at shar.es)
[19:33:43] <MrLettuce> stylin'
[19:33:49] <ciaran> He's so dreamy
[19:33:56] <a-ya> ciaran: he is!
[19:34:14] <a-ya> strangely enough, there are a lot of commies on there
[19:34:17] <Lew> He looks like a hotter Ed Miliband
[19:34:19] <Lew> It's creepy
[19:34:21] <a-ya> even a Bulgarian poet
[19:34:48] <a-ya> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikola_Vaptsarov
[19:34:48] <bunbot> Title: Nikola Vaptsarov - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at en.wikipedia.org)
[19:35:27] <Lew> Nah
[19:35:27] <MrLettuce> stalin is hotter than this guy
[19:35:31] <Lew> Too thick in the brow
[19:35:43] <Lew> He looks like he'd be called Edgar
[19:35:47] <Lew> Pronounced Edgu
[19:36:25] <ReadyThor> http://imgur.com/a/xkFZV (... and scroll down to the queen)
[19:36:25] <bunbot> Title: 28 famous people when they were young - Imgur (at imgur.com)
[19:36:33] <a-ya> I have to agree, MrLettuce
[19:36:54] <a-ya> but I like Vaptsarov's poetry so this gives him a bonus point
[19:37:21] <Lew> Bin Laden?
[19:37:24] <Lew> Nahhhh
[19:37:28] <Lew> Not even nearly hot
[19:37:31] <bunburya> young vladimir putin looks a bit like macauley culkin
[19:37:59] <Lew> I don't think any of these are even nearly attractive
[19:38:03] <Lew> Except Stalin
[19:38:07] <MrLettuce> stalin should have moved to holywood
[19:38:09] <Lew> But maybe that's cos I'm a guy
[19:38:42] <a-ya> ha! he does, bunburya
[19:38:45] <Lew> Wait
[19:38:45] <ReadyThor> the queen was hot
[19:38:50] <Lew> Young Queen Liz was hot
[19:38:58] <ciaran> haha putin
[19:39:41] <Lew> Putin has always looked epic
[19:40:38] <ReadyThor> Nixon?
[19:40:45] <ciaran> Hmm Nixon
[19:40:56] <ciaran> Liz wasn't that good looking
[19:41:01] <Lew> Totally was
[19:41:08] <ciaran> She looks old even then
[19:41:13] <Lew> Old fashioned*
[19:41:15] <Lew> Still hot
[19:42:08] <ReadyThor> last time she was hot was probably around 50 though
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[19:43:26] <Lew> Duuh
[19:43:28] <Lew> She old
[19:43:40] <Lew> Only I will be hot at that age
[19:43:45] <Lew> And I'll still be pushing it
07[19:48:50] <07Tyrrell> <MrLettuce> hey Tyrrell im not gonna be in college next semester so it wont matter to me
07[19:48:56] <07Tyrrell> comp sci not for you?
[19:54:02] <udsctb> i mean
[19:54:14] <udsctb> if we are talking about sexy beasts from the nixon administration
[19:54:20] <udsctb> you got to include h.r haldeman
[19:54:52] <Llanita> How about Kissinger
[19:55:38] <ReadyThor> wut?
[19:56:07] <matrisylva> llanita has a thing for old men
[19:56:17] <Llanita> udsctb is the one with the Kissinger crush
[19:56:24] <udsctb> Llanita: not sexually ew
[19:56:34] <ReadyThor> seems sexiness is more subjective than I thought
[19:56:51] <Llanita> But Haldeman sexually yes?
[19:56:55] <Llanita> Interesting
[19:57:06] <bunburya> ReadyThor: are people are just more wrong than you thought
[19:57:07] <matrisylva> fun-fact: kissinger was franconian
[19:57:23] <Llanita> Explains his penchant for mass murder
[19:57:34] <udsctb> Llanita: who's hotter http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fe/H_R_Haldeman,_1971_portrait.png
[19:57:54] <udsctb> or http://www.nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/peace/laureates/1973/kissinger.jpg
[19:58:01] <matrisylva> Well we throw out all the bad guys. Really strange that others put those people in power
[19:58:03] <Llanita> Neither
[19:58:51] <udsctb> i mean...there's pat moynihan but he's ugly and irish
[19:58:58] <udsctb> so i know you wouldn't go for him, Llanita
[19:59:37] <udsctb> also, h.r haldeman actually held the title "The President's son of a bitch"
[19:59:38] <Llanita> Nobody should have to lower themselves to the Irish
[19:59:39] <Calanon> soon, lewis will post a picture of himself to try and prove that he is the sexiest
[19:59:47] <Calanon> be glad there are no webcams on here
[20:00:43] <Lew> ;)
[20:00:50] <udsctb> hell, james schleisinger was a looker
[20:00:58] <udsctb> in a very leslie nielsen sot of way
[20:01:06] <Calanon> dw lewis they already said i was sexier
[20:01:19] <Lew> Slanderous dogs
[20:01:33] <udsctb> http://www.fordlibrarymuseum.gov/library/exhibits/cabinet/SchlesingerA4754-7A.jpg
[20:01:42] <Llanita> are you
[20:01:45] <Llanita> are you gay?
[20:01:56] <udsctb> no i like women
[20:02:23] <udsctb> i may find james schlesinger attractive in a platonic sense
[20:02:30] <udsctb> but i do not want to see him naked
[20:02:33] <udsctb> or fuck him
[20:02:39] <bunburya> homophobe
[20:03:40] <Lew> Nothing scary about girl on girl
[20:03:43] <udsctb> i mean if there are gay nixon scholars who would hypothetically like to do that sort of thing, awesome for them
[20:04:49] <udsctb> and honestly if you had to ask me now, i think susan rice is pretty hot
[20:05:11] <udsctb> for an older woman
[20:05:34] <Llanita> ew
[20:05:51] <Llanita> oo oo
[20:06:01] <Llanita> I saw a White House Spokesperson a while ago
[20:06:05] <Llanita> And she was really pretty
[20:06:06] <matrisylva> udsctb has a thing for old men and women
[20:06:07] <Llanita> I forget her name
[20:06:35] <udsctb> Llanita: jennifer palmeri?
[20:06:44] <Calanon> i think susan coffey is quite hot
04[20:06:49] <MrLettuce> Tyrrell, work placement
[20:06:59] <Lew> I don't tend to find politicians hot
[20:07:00] <Lew> I mean
[20:07:03] <Lew> They are...
07[20:07:04] <07Tyrrell> oh shit
[20:07:05] <Lew> Politicians
[20:07:07] <Llanita> No she was a blonde
[20:07:10] <Llanita> Surprisingly young
[20:07:14] <Llanita> I think she may have been a UN bod
[20:07:15] <bunburya> was it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dana_Perino
[20:07:15] <bunbot> Title: Dana Perino - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at en.wikipedia.org)
[20:07:16] <bunburya> ?
04[20:07:20] <MrLettuce> Tyrrell, PAID
[20:07:22] <ReadyThor> not Condoleezza then
07[20:07:26] <07Tyrrell> OH SHIT
[20:07:29] <udsctb> Llanita: what do you think of james carney?
[20:07:36] <udsctb> er jay
[20:07:39] <Llanita> I think he's a fucking weasel that should be put down
04[20:07:42] <MrLettuce> what are you studying again Tyrrell?
07[20:07:55] <07Tyrrell> International espionage
07[20:07:57] <07Tyrrell> er
[20:08:00] <Llanita> Every time I see his stupid fucking face and hear his stupid fucking weasel words I wanna pick him off from the rafters
07[20:08:02] <07Tyrrell> wait no structural engineering
[20:08:11] <MrLettuce> do you get work placement?
07[20:08:20] <07Tyrrell> no :(
[20:08:25] <Calanon> https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/8428_179501597036_2966304_n.jpg pls
[20:08:27] <MrLettuce> haha
07[20:08:41] <07Tyrrell> I'm harrassing Arup for a job over the summer
[20:08:44] <Lew> Whosat?
[20:08:48] <Calanon> susan coffey
[20:08:57] <udsctb> Calanon: SHE'S NOT A WHITE HOUSE AIDE
07[20:09:06] <07Tyrrell> hurngh would bang repeatedly
[20:09:08] <udsctb> Llanita: lol you really have it in for him
[20:09:11] <ReadyThor> sexiest politican I know of is Mara Carfagna, Italy
[20:09:19] <Llanita> Don't you think he's the worst?
[20:09:26] <Llanita> I watch the State Dept briefings
[20:09:29] <Llanita> Then I was like
[20:09:31] <Llanita> These are alright
[20:09:31] <udsctb> honestly, state department staffers are hotter 100%
[20:09:34] <Llanita> I'll watch WH briefings
[20:09:35] <Llanita> NOPE
04[20:09:38] <Lew> Tyrrell hurngh would bang repeatedly
[20:09:42] <Llanita> JAY CARNEY WITH HIS FUCKING IDIOT HEAD BEING AN IDIOT
[20:09:44] <Lew> You'd only bang most once?
[20:09:54] <udsctb> Llanita: yeah jay is fucking stupid and the press corps suck up to him way too much
07[20:09:54] <07Tyrrell> I only get the chance to ;_;
07[20:10:00] <07Tyrrell> usually they run away
07[20:10:11] <07Tyrrell> I'd tie her up though so she could never run away :)
[20:10:22] <Lew> That's the spirit
[20:10:26] <Lew> The questionable spirit
[20:10:29] <udsctb> Llanita: her? http://lonelyconservative.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Harf.png
[20:10:41] <Llanita> Yes maybe
[20:10:45] <Llanita> whats her name
[20:10:50] <udsctb> that's marie harf
[20:11:04] <Llanita> oh hmm
[20:11:05] <Llanita> I'm not sure
[20:11:07] <udsctb> she does the state department daily briefing
[20:11:10] <Llanita> It was a few months ago
[20:11:16] <Llanita> I wanna say she was called Samantha
[20:11:22] <Llanita> But I might be getting mixed up with Powers
[20:11:24] <udsctb> Llanita: http://www.c-spanvideo.org/program/StateDepartment50
[20:11:24] <bunbot> Title: State Department Daily Briefing - C-SPAN Video Library (at www.c-spanvideo.org)
[20:11:28] <Llanita> Maybe she was TALKING about Samantha
[20:11:29] <udsctb> here's a video of her
07[20:11:48] <07Tyrrell> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu0jfNcJ514
[20:11:49] <bunbot> Title: Susan Coffey Q&A 1 - October 21, 2013 - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
07[20:11:54] <07Tyrrell> oh ok she has a weird accent
07[20:11:58] <07Tyrrell> guess I can't bang her
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[20:12:26] <udsctb> Llanita: well marie harf is pretty hot
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[20:12:31] <Lew> I don't find American accents attractive at all
[20:12:36] <Lew> So much potential lost
07[20:12:44] <07Tyrrell> its like a lawnmower
[20:12:55] <udsctb> yes baby tell me how you won't comment on north korean decision making
[20:13:02] <udsctb> Lew: there's a lot of american accents
[20:13:06] <Lew> I know
07[20:13:10] <07Tyrrell> they're so nasal
[20:13:10] <Lew> And none of them are sexy
[20:13:23] <Llanita> SHE JUST SAID SHES 60% IRISH
[20:13:26] <Llanita> ARFGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[20:13:41] <MrLettuce> Llanita is 60% mexican
07[20:13:45] <07Tyrrell> maybe if she could like
[20:13:47] <MrLettuce> 20% spanish
07[20:13:48] <07Tyrrell> not talk
[20:13:56] <Calanon> 1 min in she's talking about Wow
[20:13:59] <Calanon> WoW*
[20:14:01] <Llanita> I don't get it MrLettuce
[20:14:07] <Llanita> I'm sure it's a funny joke but I don't get it
[20:14:11] <Llanita> You've said it like 3 times now
[20:14:13] <MrLettuce> woosh then
[20:14:22] <Llanita> Ok
[20:14:29] <MrLettuce> whooosh
[20:14:36] <Llanita> Clearly too high brow for me
[20:14:43] <Lew> Duh
[20:14:46] <Lew> Cos you're Mexican
[20:14:58] <bunburya> Llanita: it's because he hates you, and he also hates mexicans
[20:15:05] <Lew> I'm here all week
[20:15:21] <Llanita> Oh I see
[20:15:25] <Llanita> I get it now
[20:15:26] <udsctb> Llanita: who, marie said she's 60% irish in the State briefing?
04[20:15:40] <Llanita> No that dumb bitch that Tyrrell linked to
[20:15:42] <udsctb> oh
[20:15:53] <Llanita> A Yank saying "Yes I'm Irish, I'm about 60% Irish, I went to Ireland one Summer"
[20:15:57] <Llanita> WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT BITCH?
[20:16:05] <udsctb> you can follow developments in my regime
[20:16:06] <MrLettuce> i don't hate Llanita
[20:16:10] <udsctb> and come over and oust me any day
07[20:16:15] <07Tyrrell> I hate everyone by default
[20:16:18] <Calanon> she's not a bitch :(
[20:16:35] <Modomario> Who?
04[20:16:37] <MrLettuce> Tyrrell, is that every time, or only at 3am?
[20:16:42] <Modomario> Sorry i'm joining late.
[20:16:43] <MrLettuce> all the time*
07[20:16:57] <07Tyrrell> well its not 3am and I hate you
[20:17:42] <udsctb> Llanita: hypothesis proven, state department is 2nd hottest federal organization
[20:17:47] <udsctb> i've known this all along
[20:17:56] <Llanita> who is #1
[20:18:27] <udsctb> the intel community
[20:18:36] <udsctb> analysts
[20:18:43] <udsctb> sohot
[20:18:43] <Llanita> Oh?
[20:18:46] <Llanita> Why thankyou
[20:19:21] <udsctb> :)
[20:19:25] <Lew> Anal-ysts
[20:19:32] <Lew> Obviously why
[20:20:04] <Calanon> lewis likes anal
[20:20:09] <Calanon> beware people
[20:20:39] <udsctb> plus they all are ridiculously smart and fucking good looking
[20:20:48] <Llanita> AW SHUCKS
[20:20:54] <Llanita> All this high praise
[20:21:52] <Lew> Nah
[20:22:08] <Lew> I have never braved the back door
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[20:23:10] <Lew> http://boards.4chan.org/k/res/19343511 I giggled a bit
[20:23:10] <bunbot> Title: /k/ - Weapons (at boards.4chan.org)
[20:23:12] <bunburya> udsctb in trying to chat up Llanita shocker
[20:23:30] <udsctb> bunburya: i swear i'm not
[20:23:35] <Llanita> ujelly bunburya?
[20:23:52] <Llanita> Maybe if you were ridiculously smart and fucking good looking someone would chat you up too bunburya
[20:24:00] <Lew> Yeah
[20:24:01] <Lew> Like me
[20:24:03] <Llanita> Instead of a smelly Irish Law Student
[20:24:30] <Lew> "A lot of guys put them on their head."
[20:24:50] <bunburya> i'm sick of being chatted up
[20:24:50] <udsctb> a few foreign languages and a quick analytic mindset might help too, bunburya
[20:24:54] <udsctb> oh and a sexy accent
[20:24:56] <bunburya> i am more than just a piece of meat ;_;
[20:25:04] <Lew> I am meat
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[20:25:10] <Lew> Mostly
[20:25:12] <Calanon> why hell there bunburya ;)
[20:25:17] <Lew> Most humans are
[20:25:30] <MrLettuce> most humans are watery
[20:25:36] <Llanita> #sexiestaccenteu
[20:25:46] <bunburya> between Calanon's sly winks and Llanita's flirtful banter i just can'e get away from it
[20:25:50] <Lew> I obviously have the sexies accent
[20:25:51] <MrLettuce> #twitter is that way ->
[20:25:53] <Lew> t
[20:26:15] <Lew> Calanon can testify to how sexy my accent is
[20:26:28] <Calanon> it's a yorks accent
[20:26:29] <udsctb> not to go into the realm of obvious pandering, but in Llanita's defense the gibraltarian accent is ridiculously sexy
[20:26:41] <udsctb> she linked a video of it once
[20:26:44] <bunburya> yeah i am very surprised that you said that
[20:26:55] <Lew> Not a strong accent though
[20:26:55] <Calanon> link pls to gibraltarian accent
[20:27:04] <Modomario> Which accent is best? Flemish or Dutch?
[20:27:15] <udsctb> ask llanita i don't know where video is
[20:27:47] <Calanon> llanita video pls
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[20:28:17] <Lew> Belgian women gave me free chocolate
[20:28:21] <Lew> So obviously Flemish
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[20:29:28] <Llanita> such blush
[20:29:30] <Llanita> many self esteems
[20:29:33] <Modomario> Yes!! Suck my soft G Hallanders!
[20:29:38] <Modomario> Hollanders*
[20:30:02] <Lew> But I prefer French accents ;)
[20:30:13] <MrLettuce> dublin accents are best
[20:30:17] <Lew> Naaaah naaaah
[20:30:31] <MrLettuce> bunburya, say its true
[20:30:33] <Lew> My Nan was a Dubliner
[20:30:49] <udsctb> i found a video of a gibraltarian woman
[20:30:50] <mendo> Scottish accent is clearly the best English accent
[20:30:58] <Calanon> R.I.P. mendo
[20:31:02] <Lew> Soft Scottish accents are nice
[20:31:04] <udsctb> but she's also morrocan so i can't tell if its the right accent
[20:31:13] <Lew> Hard Scottish accents in women are terrifying
[20:31:27] <Lew> AYE LADDIE
[20:31:32] <Lew> GIVE ME YER PENIS AYE
[20:31:37] <Llanita> huh what do you want
[20:31:52] <udsctb> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn_gUsYhDXs
[20:31:53] <bunbot> Title: Kaiane Aldorino (Miss World 2009) discusses Gibraltar's culture - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
[20:31:58] <bunburya> country accents can be pretty nice
[20:32:04] <udsctb> that's the video of the accent i think, Calanon
[20:32:07] <Calanon> tytytyty
[20:32:29] <Llanita> I feel self conscious when you post that video because she sounds eerily like me
[20:32:30] <Calanon> WAIT THE LANGUAGE LLANITO THAT'S WHY LLANITA IS CALLED LLANITA HOLY SHIT I AM DUMB
[20:32:41] <Llanita> ...
[20:32:45] <Lew> :o
[20:32:51] <Lew> So you're from Gibraltar?
[20:33:14] <udsctb> Llanita: well you can take pleasure in the fact that your voice is pretty damn attractive
[20:33:17] <Lew> I was also unaware
[20:33:24] <udsctb> if that is actually the case that your voice is close to hers
[20:33:43] <bunburya> hmm
[20:33:50] <bunburya> it just sounds like a foreigner trying to speak english
[20:33:59] <bunburya> a lot of people find that sexy i guess
[20:34:04] <bunburya> they think foreign accents are exotic
[20:34:08] <mendo> It's a nice accent I guess but nothing too special
[20:34:10] <Lew> French women sound hot
[20:34:13] <Lew> Fact ^
[20:34:15] <Calanon> I may or may not find foreign accents sexy
[20:34:17] <bunburya> ^ case in point
[20:34:17] <udsctb> Lew: south france
[20:34:33] <Lew> I don't tend to like foreign accents
[20:34:33] <Llanita> jeez bunburya stop being so bitter
[20:34:36] <Lew> But I do like French
[20:34:38] <bunburya> personally i like a lot of english accents
[20:34:41] <Llanita> Just because you're used to people saying your accent is hot
[20:34:46] <Llanita> You can't let other people have it
[20:35:09] <Llanita> I hated my accent when I first got to the UK
[20:35:14] <Lew> Hon hon hon c'est petit baguette
[20:35:16] <Lew> I mean
[20:35:17] <Lew> Erm
[20:35:18] <Lew> Fuck
[20:35:19] <udsctb> Llanita: who ever said that an irish accent is hot?
[20:35:19] <Lew> Erm
[20:35:21] <Lew> Erm
[20:35:26] <Llanita> I considered elocution lessons to sound like the Queen's English
[20:35:28] <Lew> grande baguette
[20:35:32] <Lew> Saved it
[20:35:45] <Lew> My Great Nan speaks Queen's English
[20:35:47] <Llanita> I know lots of people who think the Irish accent is sexy
[20:35:50] <Lew> great Aunt*
[20:35:51] <ciaran> Aren't you proud of your home country?
[20:35:52] <Lew> Not Nan
[20:36:05] <Llanita> I am now
[20:36:05] <Lew> I bet 99% of them are American
[20:36:12] <Llanita> I wasn't as an awkward 17yo going to a British Uni
[20:36:26] <bunburya> a load of english girls always come over here and drunkenly scream at me about how they love my accent
[20:36:28] <ciaran> Ah, always hard trying to fit in abroad
[20:36:37] <ciaran> I only ever got complemented in NI bunburya
[20:36:49] <udsctb> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fxkkir3gA8 damn this year's miss gibraltar is hot
[20:36:50] <bunbot> Title: Miss World 2013 - Gibraltar - Contestant Introduction - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
[20:36:53] <ciaran> And by some guy in New Jersey, but he was just being nice so that doesn't count
[20:36:59] <udsctb> and the accent is more subtle
[20:37:18] <Llanita> Because she's Moroccan
[20:37:31] <udsctb> she's still hot
[20:37:41] <Llanita> She's a Miss World contestant
[20:37:44] <Llanita> They're all hot
[20:37:48] <Lew> ^
[20:37:52] <Lew> She kinda has a point
[20:38:03] <udsctb> that is true i guess
[20:38:17] <mendo> She's kinda average for a Miss World contestant though
[20:38:21] <bunburya> 4/10 would not bang
[20:38:36] <Lew> Ofc
[20:38:41] <Lew> She's less than average
[20:38:49] <Lew> 5 being dog standard plain
[20:39:05] <Llanita> She's gorgeous shut up neckbeards
[20:39:19] <udsctb> i second Llanita
[20:39:20] <Lew> Not my type but she's at least an 8
[20:40:06] <mendo> I didn't say that she's not gorgeous only that there are tons of more beautiful women
[20:40:21] <Lew> There are even more less attractive
[20:40:27] <udsctb> the one from the first video, Kaiane, that won in 2009
[20:40:33] <udsctb> she's more attractive i think
[20:40:36] <udsctb> but that's me
[20:40:37] <Lew> 1/10 = OH GOD WHY
[20:40:42] <Lew> 5/10 = Meh
[20:40:43] <bunburya> but there are even less more fewer more less attractive
[20:40:51] <Lew> 10/10 = MY DICK HURTS
[20:40:54] <Llanita> What a stupid statement
[20:40:56] <Llanita> Unless you've found
[20:41:01] <Llanita> The best looking woman on earth
[20:41:06] <udsctb> but they're both really hot
[20:41:06] <Llanita> and the worst looking woman on earth
[20:41:23] <Llanita> Saying "There are tonnes of more beautiful woman" is like saying "There are tonnes more grains of sand on the beach"
[20:41:24] <Calanon> i don't like rating women 1/10, too limiting
[20:41:32] <Calanon> 1-10*
[20:41:49] <udsctb> kaiane also sounds at least a little bit smarter than this year's contestant
[20:41:52] <Lew> I only do it if others use it
[20:41:57] <udsctb> though i can't prove that
[20:42:00] <bunburya> guys
[20:42:04] <bunburya> stop objectifying women
[20:42:06] <bunburya> this is vulgar
[20:42:06] <Lew> I usually class it as "I find them attractive" and "I don't find them attractive"
[20:42:30] <Lew> And I find many who would be 6's or 7's more attractive than 8s
[20:42:33] <udsctb> oh god
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[20:42:36] <udsctb> this is not pleasant
[20:42:49] <Lew> Just cos I don't find you attractive
[20:44:10] <mendo> Llanita: ... What I was getting at is that she doesn't hold up to Miss World standards. She's still very attractive. Of course that's a purely subjective judgement
[20:45:12] <udsctb> they're both very attractive women, more attractive than any women we have any chance with probably
[20:45:24] <Lew> Speak for yourself tyvm ;)
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[20:45:34] <Llanita> Let's see a picture of you Lew
[20:45:48] <Obraka_> hoi
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[20:45:53] <Calanon> hey obraka
[20:45:54] <udsctb> i like her less than the woman who won in 2009 because she sounds slightly less intelligent, if we're comparing
[20:46:10] <Calanon> guys i must warn you
[20:46:12] <Calanon> lewis has a big nose
[20:46:15] <Lew> http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31500000/Angel-fantasy-31530382-1280-1024.jpg
[20:46:20] <Lew> Majestic nose*
[20:46:30] <Lew> That's like saying Wellington just "had a big nose"
[20:46:35] <Modomario> hey Obraka_
[20:46:36] <Lew> He has a commanding nose
[20:46:38] <Llanita> Cmon Lew
[20:46:42] <Lew> A beacon of hope
[20:46:48] <Calanon> lew can i send them a pic of you
[20:46:57] <Lew> Depends which pic bb ;)
[20:47:16] <Calanon> your profile pic
[20:47:27] <Lew> That pic sucks
[20:47:30] <Lew> And is oold
[20:47:32] <Lew> One moment
[20:48:00] <Calanon> yeah but it shows off your nose
[20:48:12] <Calanon> which I'm sure girls love for... reaosns
[20:48:32] <Lew> Big nose big feet
[20:49:13] <Lew> Tempted to send topless art one
[20:49:15] <Lew> But nah
[20:49:53] <Calanon> just send one
[20:49:58] <Calanon> not topless
[20:51:14] <Modomario> http://i.4cdn.org/int/src/1388420351165.jpg wot
[20:51:43] <Calanon> FFS NO SUCH THING AS BRITISH ACCENT
[20:52:18] <Modomario> Calanon: http://i.4cdn.org/int/src/1388427704173.jpg
[20:52:34] <Lew> Accually
[20:52:40] <Lew> Most have Yorks accents or Scots
[20:52:46] <Lew> At least amongst the Dwarves
[20:52:48] <Llanita> Cmon Lew cough up the goods
[20:52:54] <Lew> And Rohirrim tend to be Yorkie
[20:53:02] <Lew> Gotta pick my sister up
[20:53:05] <Lew> Will post when I get back
[20:53:10] <Lew> She rang me while I was taking pics
[20:53:12] <Calanon> Llanita at this rate of demanding you'll get ten topless ones
[20:53:18] <Calanon> who is she
[20:53:20] <Calanon> oh
[20:53:20] <Calanon> sister
[20:53:21] <Calanon> oops
[20:53:26] <bunburya> stop asking people to send pics
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[20:53:48] <Modomario> bunburya: pics or ya ain't real!
[20:53:50] <Lew> You get to see me and my new gown in about 10
[20:54:29] <Calanon> oh lawdy
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[20:54:46] <Lew> I'm a gown whore
[20:55:02] <Calanon> i might still have a pic of you in anna's gown i think
[20:55:03] <Modomario> I'll try to contain my anticipation orgasms
[20:55:04] <Lew> k
[20:55:05] <Lew> brb
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[20:57:44] <Calanon> http://gyazo.com/90f5c2d62c329f62bb7de2b8179ad722 this was in my college
[20:57:45] <bunbot> Title: 90f5c2d62c329f62bb7de2b8179ad722.png (at gyazo.com)
[20:58:14] <Calanon> oh it broken pic
[20:58:26] <Calanon> http://gyazo.com/e1578656d89128ee7ce78909450cdce5
[20:58:27] <bunbot> Title: e1578656d89128ee7ce78909450cdce5.png (at gyazo.com)
[21:00:28] <Modomario> where's that?
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[21:00:47] <Calanon> my college
[21:01:09] <snoo_49090> Hello
[21:01:23] <MrLettuce> hi
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[21:01:40] <MrLettuce> welcome octobermoon
[21:01:53] <Modomario> hey octobermoon
[21:02:09] <octobermoon> Thank you
[21:02:14] <Calanon> hello octobermoon
[21:02:44] <octobermoon> I had to think of a better name than snoo_4... :P
[21:03:14] <MrLettuce> so which part of europe are you from octobermoon
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[21:04:21] <octobermoon> I'm not from Europe at all actually.
03[21:04:29] * MrLettuce deports octobermoon
[21:04:40] <MrLettuce> so what brings you here octobermoon
[21:04:48] <Calanon> but this is #europe we only accept europeans and brits
[21:04:55] <octobermoon> I was invited here by Calenon
[21:05:01] <Calanon> what
[21:05:04] <Calanon> I didn't invite you
[21:05:04] <octobermoon> Calanon*
[21:05:34] <Lew> Aaaaand back
[21:05:34] <MrLettuce> where are you from octobermoon
[21:05:47] <octobermoon> USA
[21:05:52] <MrLettuce> ah
[21:05:55] <MrLettuce> we have one of those here
[21:06:00] <MrLettuce> but he was from europe
[21:06:03] <MrLettuce> so he's fine
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[21:07:07] <octobermoon> but I'm not? O.o
[21:07:36] <Modomario> octobermoon: they'r joking don't worry
[21:08:10] <octobermoon> I know.
[21:08:29] <octobermoon> Where are you from Mr. Lettuce?
[21:08:38] <MrLettuce> Mars
[21:08:44] <Lew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/v/1545066_689501741084321_382649896_n.jpg?oh=89301e1bcee8e49ccd354a8d6a86bf94&oe=52C3E0D3&__gda__=1388599231_281724c8ab07b6a6652cc772c5ac5bdc
[21:08:47] <Calanon> lewis llanita has vanished
[21:08:56] <Lew> Couldn't take the waiting obviously
[21:08:59] <Lew> Asploded
[21:09:40] <octobermoon> You can't hide who you are for anything eh? @ Lew
[21:09:49] <octobermoon> I knew it was you.
[21:10:05] <Lew> Who and what?
[21:10:08] <udsctb> Lew: ...
[21:11:01] <Modomario> udsctb if your orgasm doesn't end contact your local hospital.
[21:11:04] <Modomario> brb
[21:11:08] <Lew> ^
[21:12:11] <ReadyThor> PGAD is a serious condition
[21:13:41] <Calanon> lewis has issues with looking in the mirror
[21:14:05] <octobermoon> ^
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[21:16:41] <Calanon> http://gyazo.com/b3a1143185cb157709820e1a5eebad91 TY google
[21:16:41] <bunbot> Title: b3a1143185cb157709820e1a5eebad91.png (at gyazo.com)
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[21:17:24] <Lew> Proof that no English food (other than mushy peas) is bad
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[21:17:42] <Calanon> Lewis: so you like this? http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-JGUi1uaMyLs/UBbreB03_bI/AAAAAAAAChQ/cuByMtALa_E/s1600/Jellied+eels+close-up.jpg
[21:17:50] <octobermoon> mushy peas can go die
[21:17:57] <octobermoon> ew.
[21:18:08] <Lew> Yeah
[21:18:16] <Lew> Erm
[21:18:18] <Lew> I'll pass
[21:18:29] <Calanon> but it's English food!
[21:18:31] <Lew> Cockney food doesn't count
[21:18:36] <Lew> Since they aren't even people
[21:19:08] <octobermoon> that doesn't look very good at all. :s
[21:19:08] <Calanon> 'cause we had cockneys in the 18th century
[21:19:15] <Lew> Shh shh
[21:19:29] <octobermoon> Have eaten that?
[21:19:32] <octobermoon> you*
[21:19:33] <Calanon> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jellied_eels
[21:19:33] <bunbot> Title: Jellied eels - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at en.wikipedia.org)
[21:19:35] <Lew> No
[21:19:40] <Lew> I'd not touch it with a stick
[21:19:57] <Lew> But Scandis have rotten fish dishes
[21:20:01] <Lew> Your point is invalid
[21:20:07] <Calanon> Danes don't
[21:20:13] <Lew> France has raw meat mush with mustard
[21:20:27] <Lew> Danes can't even make sandwiches
[21:20:38] <crackpothead> steak tartar is awesome lew
[21:20:45] <crackpothead> one of my fav meals
[21:20:48] <octobermoon> that bacon meatloaf they make looks nice though
[21:20:53] <Lew> I like my meat bloody
[21:20:57] <Lew> But blue...
[21:20:59] <Lew> C'mon Frogs
[21:21:07] <octobermoon> :|
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[21:21:15] <crackpothead> its minced ish
[21:21:37] <octobermoon> meat should be hot in the middle at least.
[21:21:44] <octobermoon> blue steak?
[21:21:54] <Lew> Raw
[21:22:12] <crackpothead> its not really a french thing though Lew
[21:22:30] <Lew> But I love rare steak
[21:22:43] <Lew> If cooked right it could beat any dish
[21:22:49] <octobermoon> medium is alright
[21:22:53] <crackpothead> its not a steak
[21:22:54] <Calanon> medium rare <3
[21:23:09] <crackpothead> its a minced patty ish
[21:23:36] <octobermoon> medium rare is still to raw for my liking but I'll eat it. :3
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[21:25:23] <mendo> this is how I like it: http://i.imgur.com/MbA2s.jpg
[21:25:46] <crackpothead> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NZAK_CxBP_s/UW2bXl3SukI/AAAAAAAAAAA/ETOVflm31Ns/s1600/IMG_1327.JPG
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[21:26:24] <Lew> raw egg is disgustinh
[21:26:26] <Lew> g
[21:26:38] <octobermoon> that looks rare.
[21:26:39] <Modomario> b
[21:27:09] <ReadyThor> Blumenthal's take on how to cook beef like that: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGCagIgV85g
[21:27:10] <bunbot> Title: Heston Blumenthal's Kitchen Chemistry - Beef - Part 2 of 2.avi - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
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[21:28:22] <crackpothead> Lew, you mash it in with the meat
[21:28:29] <Lew> Still
[21:28:33] <Lew> Cook that egg maaaan
[21:28:37] <octobermoon> ^
[21:28:44] <Lew> Hot yolk + meat = yum
[21:28:49] <Lew> Raw egg and raw meat = ick
[21:29:06] <octobermoon> or make meatballs
[21:29:07] <crackpothead> eh have you tried it?
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[21:29:21] <Calanon> mulled wine = delicious
[21:29:50] <mendo> ^ Fire punch = even more delicious
[21:30:05] <octobermoon> yes mulled wine is nice.
[21:30:09] <Modomario> What's that?
[21:30:22] <mendo> http://static.chefkoch-cdn.de/ck.de/rezepte/12/12692/22785-big-feuerzangenbowle.jpg
[21:31:03] <mendo> It's mulled wine over which a rum soaked sugar cone is set on fire
[21:31:06] <mendo> and it drips in the wine
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[21:31:59] <Modomario> and mulled wine is basically gluwein?
[21:32:15] <octobermoon> spiced wine that is served warm.
[21:32:19] <Calanon> Ja
[21:32:23] <mendo> yeah it's glühwein
[21:32:24] <Lew> Brb
[21:32:31] <Calanon> or gløgg
[21:33:30] <octobermoon> or queintão
[21:35:28] <Calanon> fancy
[21:36:14] <MrLettuce_> hurr, who keeps chewing on my wires
[21:36:32] <Calanon> me
[21:37:55] <octobermoon> that's a bad habit.
[21:38:10] <octobermoon> you should get that check out.
[21:38:21] <Calanon> sozz
[21:38:22] <MrLettuce_> lol
[21:38:23] <MrLettuce_> "Connection reset by peer" is the TCP/IP equivalent of slamming the phone back on the hook. It's more polite than merely not replying, leaving one hanging. But it's not the FIN-ACK expected of the truly polite TCP/IP converseur. "
[21:40:07] <Calanon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knohDiCp9fg&feature=youtu.be
[21:40:08] <bunbot> Title: cuisto fait moi peur - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
[21:42:05] <octobermoon> lol
[21:42:20] <MrLettuce_> Calanon, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqTpHhaKtL8&feature=youtu.be
[21:42:21] <bunbot> Title: Been Far? - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
[21:42:55] <Modomario> wot
[21:43:29] <MrLettuce_> great to give this to someone who is learning english
[21:43:44] <octobermoon> It made no sense
[21:44:08] <MrLettuce_> exactly
[21:44:44] <octobermoon> Hm.
[21:45:17] <Calanon> "apply today"
[21:45:55] <octobermoon> "because it makes perfect sense"
[21:47:15] <Calanon> http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Fried-Grasshopper
[21:47:22] <MrLettuce_> ...
[21:47:52] <Modomario> crispy and full of proteine
[21:48:09] <Modomario> I think i'll stick with my fries though.
[21:48:25] <crackpothead> doesn't really taste anything from my experience
[21:48:55] <MrLettuce_> Ketchup, mustard, salad dressing, or even honey. You'll need it.
[21:49:31] <octobermoon> I watched an show where people had to eat these things on a dare and they could stomach them.
[21:49:49] <octobermoon> yea pass the fries please
[21:52:49] <Modomario> on a sidenote?
[21:52:56] <Modomario> What's the best national dish?
[21:53:25] <MrLettuce_> pelmeli
[21:53:52] <Modomario> What's that?
[21:53:56] <Modomario> Dumplings?
[21:53:59] <MrLettuce_> yeah
[21:54:12] <Calanon> octobermoon did you tell lew who you are
[21:54:44] <octobermoon> I did
[21:54:46] <Modomario> Is he not who he makes himself out to be?
[21:54:52] <Modomario> Is he the batman?
[21:55:00] <octobermoon> not at all
[21:55:24] <MrLettuce_> he is SUPERMAN
[21:55:46] <Lew> They did not
[21:55:49] <Lew> WHO ARE YOU
[21:55:52] <Lew> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
[21:56:26] <octobermoon> I DID CHECK YOUR MESSAGES
[21:56:34] <octobermoon> ON FB ;p
[21:57:50] <MrLettuce_> i did some research on the internet, and i concluded that Lew is actually a dog on the intenret
[21:58:03] <octobermoon> neh
[21:58:12] <Lew> Ah
[21:58:14] <Lew> Sup
[21:58:19] <octobermoon> >.>
[21:58:19] <MrLettuce_> woof?
[21:58:39] <Lew> Just had a chip butty
[21:58:41] <Lew> Late? Yes
[21:58:46] <Lew> Satisfying? Yes
[22:00:22] <octobermoon> Good, good.
[22:00:49] <MrLettuce_> octobermoon is secretly german
[22:01:03] <octobermoon> Nope not at all.
[22:01:20] <Modomario> ze plan is unvered!!! retreat to ze moon!
[22:01:27] <Modomario> uncovered*
[22:02:38] <octobermoon> If you are who I think you are MrLettuce, then you are the german one.
[22:02:41] <MrLettuce_> dogecoin is goin down
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[22:03:49] <Calanon> mr lettuce is irish
[22:04:09] <octobermoon> Okay I thought they were another person
[22:04:31] <MrLettuce_> how do you know that Calanon
[22:04:54] <Calanon> somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend i had in february of last year
[22:05:09] <MrLettuce_> words goes 'round fast
[22:05:15] <MrLettuce_> word*
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[22:06:43] <MrLettuce_> who did you think i was octobermoon ?
[22:07:16] <octobermoon> it's not important, you are clearly a completely different person
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03[22:07:37] * MrLettuce_ morphs into a rock
[22:07:51] <MrLettuce_> they'll never find me now!
[22:08:34] <octobermoon> heh
[22:11:25] <MrLettuce_> i've been so unproductive today
[22:13:22] <Calanon> eat a duck
[22:13:53] <MrLettuce_> dont have a duck
03[22:14:22] * MrLettuce_ drinks coffeh
03[22:14:36] * Calanon gives Mr Lettuce a duck
[22:15:31] <Lew> http://boards.4chan.org/k/res/19336472
[22:15:32] <bunbot> Title: /k/ - Weapons (at boards.4chan.org)
[22:15:33] <Lew> Good reading
[22:15:38] <Lew> A humanity fuck yeah thread
[22:21:54] <Pukkelpop> >4chan
[22:21:55] <Pukkelpop> >2013
[22:22:16] <MrLettuce_> 24hrs to 2014
[22:22:18] <MrLettuce_> wooooo
[22:22:27] <MrLettuce_> well, ~25
[22:22:38] <WiZaRDuSS> ~24,5
[22:22:40] <WiZaRDuSS> :P
[22:24:01] <MrLettuce_> ~25.5 here
[22:24:15] <MrLettuce_> lets do the countdown
[22:24:19] <MrLettuce_> in seconds
[22:24:45] <MrLettuce_> http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=seconds+to+2014
[22:24:48] <bunbot> Title: seconds to 2014 - Wolfram|Alpha (at www.wolframalpha.com)
[22:25:10] <octobermoon> new years will be much later for me.
[22:26:10] <MrLettuce_> http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=seconds+to+2014+in+gmt
[22:26:12] <bunbot> Title: seconds to 2014 in gmt - Wolfram|Alpha (at www.wolframalpha.com)
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[22:28:22] <MrLettuce_> Llanita
[22:28:24] <MrLettuce_> http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=seconds+to+2014+in+gmt
[22:28:26] <bunbot> Title: seconds to 2014 in gmt - Wolfram|Alpha (at www.wolframalpha.com)
[22:28:46] <Calanon> Llanita!
[22:29:19] <Calanon> did you get my reddit message
[22:29:36] <Llanita> Yes
[22:29:58] <Calanon> goodgood
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[22:31:17] <Llanita> The new Devil May Cry is a lot of fun
[22:31:21] <octobermoon> Hello Llanita
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[22:32:09] <Guest26644> anyone play starcraft here?
[22:33:18] <Lew> Used to
[22:33:20] <Lew> Why?
[22:33:21] <crackpothead> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vATmFHhLKHE
[22:33:21] <bunbot> Title: Find out why women in Tanzania women are addicted to soil ? - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
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[22:53:41] <Pukkelpop> Ciaran!
[22:53:44] <Pukkelpop> Ciaran_
[22:54:06] <Ciaran_> Well
[22:55:02] <Lew> Sup
[22:55:50] <Calanon> well well well look who it is
[22:56:09] <octobermoon> :)
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[23:02:06] <Llanita> Feel really bad for the people in Volgograd
[23:03:13] <octobermoon> it is sad
[23:03:54] <crackpothead> the question is if its going to reach the olympics
[23:03:58] <crackpothead> :(
[23:04:27] <Llanita> They'll try, that's for sure
[23:04:50] <octobermoon> hm.
[23:05:06] <crackpothead> theyll have some of the best coverage in the world if they do
[23:06:01] <octobermoon> this time I won't miss it like I did the last olympics because of stupid NBC
[23:06:42] <crackpothead> i used an english vpn to watch bbc. worked out great
[23:07:50] <crackpothead> the sailing coverage was sub par here and thats like the only sport in the summer edition interesting me
[23:08:03] <Pukkelpop> Yeh there were other ways to watch it
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[23:09:18] <octobermoon> well here NBC took all the broadcasting rights and you could only watch it on their channel which I could not get clearly
[23:09:23] <crackpothead> i have yet to see a live skeleton event
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[23:13:40] <crackpothead> hey! tonga is participating! in luge!
[23:14:45] <crackpothead> Bruno Banani is a Tongan luger, who adopted his current name as part of a marketing ploy.
[23:15:57] <crackpothead> its Cool Runnings 2
[23:19:52] <Calanon> goodnight everyone
[23:20:00] <Calanon> sleep well :)
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[23:43:59] <crackpothead> Llanita, http://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/1u1ix7/is_anybody_a_residentcitizen_of_andorra_san/
[23:44:01] <bunbot> Title: Is anybody a resident/citizen of Andorra, San Marino, Monaco, or Liechtenstein? : europe (at www.reddit.com)
[23:44:08] <crackpothead> ^thus guy wants to talk to you
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[00:20:25] <Pukkelpop> Too much silence
[00:20:27] <Pukkelpop> Coffeh!
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03[00:25:16] * Modomario wipes blood of his knife
[00:25:20] <Modomario> Oh hey Pukkelpop
[00:25:30] <Pukkelpop> Who'd you stab Modomario
[00:25:56] <Modomario> What. Me? I wouldn't do such a thing.
03[00:26:02] * Modomario slowly moves closer.
[00:26:27] <Modomario> Say eh do you know where Llanita and Coffeh went?...
[00:26:39] <Coffeh> too a naughty place :3
[00:26:54] <Llanita> ^
[00:27:17] <Pukkelpop> :O
[00:27:17] <Coffeh> you know Llanita, you haev two l's in your name. why is that so?
[00:27:28] <Pukkelpop> 2 L's Coffeh
[00:27:32] <Coffeh> thats the one
[00:27:36] <Coffeh> hahah or the two
03[00:27:52] * Pukkelpop feeds Coffeh drugs
[00:28:59] <Pukkelpop> What's been going on in your part of YOUROPE folks
[00:29:08] <crackpothead> rainrainrainrain
[00:29:12] <crackpothead> rain
[00:30:24] <Pukkelpop> Ah so just like every single day of the year in London
[00:30:41] <crackpothead> i want snowsnowsnow
[00:30:55] <crackpothead> got snow Pukkelpop ?
[00:31:04] <Pukkelpop> Nope just darkness
[00:31:06] <Pukkelpop> ....and pain
[00:31:10] <Pukkelpop> Kidding
[00:31:26] <Pukkelpop> Well, haven't had any sun for a while unfortunately
[00:31:39] <crackpothead> its overrated
[00:31:43] <Modomario> true.
[00:31:58] <Modomario> Though hackers are spoiling my sunless fun :(
[00:32:04] <Modomario> hoped to play some League.
[00:32:30] <crackpothead> they are trying to get you to try this awesome mmorpg reddit.com/r/outside
[00:32:48] <Modomario> yeah.
[00:32:54] <Modomario> I tried it. It's kind of shit.
[00:33:02] <Modomario> Though the graphics are really nice.
[00:33:09] <Pukkelpop> Haha
[00:33:12] <Coffeh> graphics are shit
[00:33:15] <Coffeh> ps4 is better
[00:33:29] <Modomario> consolescrub!
[00:33:51] <crackpothead> some people need to wear those upgraded visions thingys on their heads though
[00:34:02] <Coffeh> monocles?
[00:34:41] <crackpothead> only if they are atheists
[00:36:03] <Modomario> Meh that's only the drizzle of the problems.
[00:36:08] <Modomario> Grinding.
[00:36:11] <Modomario> class imbalance
[00:36:44] <Modomario> and it's nice but who thought he'd make it big with a permadeath mechanic?
[00:37:14] <crackpothead> its more realistic
[00:37:59] <Modomario> i'll give it that.
[00:41:50] <Llanita> ur mum
[00:42:17] <bunburya> the sad thing is, Coffeh's drunken rambling is the highest quality discussion we've had in #europe today
[00:42:42] <Q^op{wisey> pls prepare to be freaked out!
[00:42:44] <Q^op{wisey> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSedE5sU3uc
[00:42:45] <bunbot> Title: North Korea children playing the guitar. Creepy as hell. - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
[00:45:27] <Llanita> We had some decent discussion this morning
[00:45:51] <Q^op{wisey> oh i missed out
[00:45:54] <Pukkelpop> Are you going to take that from bunburya Coffeh?
[00:45:57] <Pukkelpop> He's sassing you
[00:46:00] <Pukkelpop> BAN
[00:46:04] <Coffeh> bunburya: youre mom is highest quality
[00:46:10] <Pukkelpop> OH SNAP
[00:46:36] <Pukkelpop> Llanita what sort of discussion
[00:46:50] <Pukkelpop> Did I miss the monthly Naurgul-Llanita show?
[00:47:26] <Llanita> Actually thinking back it was a pretty bad discussion where Modomario defended terrorists targeting civilians
[00:47:33] <Modomario> ....
[00:47:51] <Modomario> I tried to play devils advocate on some guys post.
[00:48:00] <Modomario> and then we went on about terrorism
[00:48:18] <Modomario> with my point being that terrorism troughout history has been subjective.
[00:48:35] <Llanita> There are some things that you don't play devil's advocate on :P
[00:48:48] <Modomario> When you started pointing at civilian targets as the sole distinction.
[00:49:15] <Pukkelpop> Whoops ignore that PM Modomario, was meant to be for someone else
[00:49:54] <Pukkelpop> Quick question
[00:50:01] <Pukkelpop> What do you think of the firebombing of Dresden Llanita
[00:50:17] <Modomario> haha oh here we go again.
[00:50:45] <Llanita> We've already been through that :P
[00:50:57] <Pukkelpop> WELL I DEMAND THAT WE GO THROUGH IT AGAIN
[00:51:09] <Pukkelpop> YOU SHALL NO DENY PUKKELPOP
[00:51:11] <Pukkelpop> *NOT
[00:51:18] <Coffeh> !op Pukkelpop
06[00:51:18] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Pukkelpop
[00:51:27] <@Pukkelpop> EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE
[00:51:35] <@Pukkelpop> !deop
06[00:51:41] * Pukkelpop sets mode: -o Pukkelpop
[00:52:11] <Coffeh> hehe
[00:52:56] <Llanita> Nothing to say; it was a military target with too much collateral damage, probably a mistake in retrospect
[00:53:45] <Modomario> and gave birth to the term terrorbombing for a reason.
[00:54:00] <Pukkelpop> What about not bombing train tracks carrying German troops
[00:55:21] <bunburya> when Llanita talks about protecting civilians, she really just means british civilians apparently
[00:55:42] <Llanita> Yep that's what I said
[00:55:47] <Llanita> Thanks for the input bunburya
[00:55:57] <Coffeh> boo all of you
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[00:56:39] <bunburya> look what you did
[00:56:43] <Modomario> hell even churchill distanced himself from the bombing
[00:56:45] <Pukkelpop> You made poor Coffeh quit
[00:56:45] <Modomario> aww :(
[00:57:02] <Llanita> It's a total red herring
[01:02:47] <Llanita> Anyways I really can't take another bout of terrorist justification I'm in too good a mood
[01:04:01] <Modomario> is reddit down?
[01:06:18] <Pukkelpop> Yeh it is Modomario
03[01:06:42] * Pukkelpop looks Llanita and starts flapping his hands around like a chicken
[01:07:05] <Modomario> Could it be the same DDOSers who attacked the LoL/Dota/EA/... servers?
[01:09:23] <Modomario> hmm weird. Friend says reddit's still up for him
[01:10:22] <bunburya> i liar doesn't sound like a very good friend Modomario
[01:10:25] <bunburya> cut him loose
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[01:12:29] <Pukkelpop> How dare he lie to you
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