noriTHREELITTLEPIGS

NARRATOR(banana)

Once upon a time, there were three cute pigs.

The first pig built his house out of relationships

The second pig built his house out of Incels

The third pig built his house out of Bachelors

One day a wolf went looking for his Charlie Sheen

He thought the three pigs took his Charlie Sheen

WOLF (plorbo)

Those pigs took my Charlie Sheen

NARRATOR(banana)

He went to the first pig's house in Boston

PIG 1(nori)

Welcome to Boston

NARRATOR(banana)

The wolf knocked on the door and said...

WOLF(plorbo)

Beauitful pig, beautiful pig. Let me in!

PIG 1(nori)

Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin.

NARRATOR(banana)

The wolf got mad and said...

WOLF(plorbo)

Bitch!

NARRATOR(banana)

And he huffed and puffed and blew the house down.   The first pig ran to the second pig's house in Bristol

PIG 2 (mini)

Welcome to Bristol!

NARRATOR (banana)

The wolf knocked on the door and said...

WOLF(plorbo)

Ugly pig, ugly pig. let me in!


PIG 2 (mini)

Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin.

NARRATOR(banana)

The wolf got mad and said...

WOLF(plorbo)

Cunt!

NARRATOR(banana)

And he huffed and puffed and blew the house down.   The pigs ran to the third pig's house in Liverpool

PIG 3(bunbun)

Welcome to Liverpool!

NARRATOR(banana)

The wolf knocked on the door and said...

WOLF(plorbo)

Gross pig, gross pig Let me in!

PIG 3 (bunbun)

Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin.

NARRATOR(banana)

The wolf got mad and said...

WOLF(plorbo)

Shit!

NARRATOR(banana)

And he huffed and puffed and huffed and puffed and huffed and pulled... but the house didn't fall down.  The wolf decides to go down the chimney.  The pigs hurried to the fireplace, made a fire and boiled some Sprite

Narrator (CONT.)(banana)

The wolf came down the chimney and fell in the boiling sprite burned his tail and ran all the way home to New York

THE END