Lukecis eats chimichangas and shits himself violently to dea

[3:09 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: Fuck off ass licker
[3:10 AM] EelDaddy: luke i think the only food you can actually consume is dried up dogshit at this point
[3:10 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: Well, speaking of dried up dogshit
[3:10 AM] EelDaddy: here it comes
[3:10 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: my mother came into my room on monday, 3 hours before my class started
[3:11 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: and offered me a 'packaged' chimichanga
[3:11 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: and I asked
[3:11 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: "is it the decent sized ones in a plastic package that you keep in the freezer?"
[3:11 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: she said "yes!"
[3:11 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: so I said fine and I agreed to eat it
[3:12 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: while it was being cooked in a .....foreman grill I even told her, to make sure it was burnt all the way through just incase it's still frozen in there
[3:12 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: so I was sitting here
[3:12 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: at my computer
[3:12 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: super tired
[3:12 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: I actually didn't even fall asleep
[3:12 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: spent the whole night just laying in bed trying to fall asleep
[3:12 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: never quite falling asleep
[3:12 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: anyways
[3:12 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: she puts it down on a plate in front of me
[3:13 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: I take a bite and.... I notice something is wrong...but not like in the "oh it's rotten" kind of way
[3:13 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: but more in the
[3:13 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: "man this thing sucks ass, must have been a shitty luck drop" kinda way
[3:13 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: I thought
[3:13 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: 'oh well I may as well finish it, since we have almost nothing else to eat anyways...'
[3:14 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: so I made it to the very end, but couldn't finish the very end crust of it since it was soo off putting
[3:14 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: it was like right on the cusp of being 'absolutely disgusting' and
[3:14 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: 'just barely edible'
[3:14 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: so anyways I finish it, and go to the kitchen to take a fish oil pill
[3:15 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: and I start to swallow the fish oil pill but right before I do
[3:15 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: I tell my mom about how disgusting that chimichanga was
[3:15 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: she said
[3:15 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: as I was swallowing the fish oil pill
[3:15 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: "Oh, thats because it's from grampy's (my grandfathers) fridge and has probably been in there for like 8 years or something"
[3:16 AM] EelDaddy: hah
[3:16 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: :dailydose: so I ask if she was joking and she laughs and says "nope!"
[3:16 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: I immediately try to control my gag reflex
[3:17 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: but then I burp and the smell of fish oil fills my mouth and nostrils MIXED with the rotten/freezerburned 8 year old chimichanga
[3:17 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: I last less than a few seconds before dry heaving into the nearby kitchen sink
[3:17 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: my mom thinks that I was joking saying "ha ha, stop it, we gotta get to school"
[3:17 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: "no seriously, stop this isn't funny"
[3:18 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: I try to say " I'm not joking " but I can't help myself but heave even more
[3:18 AM] EelDaddy: looks like it runs in the family
[3:18 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: eventually I force myself to stop and grab my shit and run out the door, literally minutes later I could tell that my stomach was fucking FUCKED
[3:18 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: like the intestines or stomach ITSELF was twitching with PAIN
[3:19 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: trying to contain the horrible rotten food in my stomach
[3:19 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: I kept it under control for an hour or so while I was at college in the library doing my homework (which wasn't even due, we were just suppose to fucking read the chapters, not do all the work on them)
[3:20 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: but about an hour and a half into it
[3:20 AM] EelDaddy: the moment you ingest rotted food
[3:20 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: I could tell that I wasn't going to last any longer
[3:20 AM] EelDaddy: you force yourself to vomit immediatly
[3:20 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: yeah well I was trying to keep myself from vomitting, dumbass
[3:20 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: anyways, so I started to message people on steam
[3:21 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: begging them to call my mothers phone and tell her to bring me something dry to eat
[3:21 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: like slices of bread or something
[3:21 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: a couple people called me crazy, another asked why, (but too late) and one just said "no, fuck off lukecis"
[3:21 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: and a couple others just didn't respond
[3:22 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: getting desperate, I emailed my grandma asking her to call my mom
[3:22 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: EVEN SHE REFUSED SAYING "oh sorry hon, im at work right now, can't call her, get someone else to do it!"
[3:22 AM] EelDaddy: well luke
3:22 AM] EelDaddy: maybe you should make some irl friends
[3:22 AM] EelDaddy: this isnt a joke btw
[3:22 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: at this point I snapped and fast walked to the bathroom and tried to secure a bathroom stall
[3:23 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: I packed my laptop up first and slung it over my neck so it doesn't get stolen again
[3:23 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: as I get a bathroom stall, I set my laptop down leaning on the wall
[3:23 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: (it's a new campus(mobile home) so it's okay I guess?)
[3:24 AM] dæ: are you copying a greentext what is going on
[3:24 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: as I'm about to wipe the toilet seat and sit down I realize
[3:24 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: "oh fuck, the toilet paper is almost gone"
[3:24 AM] Hong Meiling: :wew:
[3:25 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: so I waddle my way out of the stall to the paper towel dispenser, and start gathering a small horde of papertowels
[3:25 AM] Sybil: Fuck off Lukecis
[3:25 AM] EelDaddy: and then everyone did the dinosuar
[3:25 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: as I'm taking paper towels out at an exceptionally bizzare speed, a fat retard came into the bathroom and started to walk into MY STALL
[3:25 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: AS HE WALKS INTO MY STALL
[3:25 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: I SHOUT AT HIM
[3:25 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: "WAIT, THATS MY STALL!"
[3:26 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: the fat nerd lets out a slight SCREAM of shock along the lines of "HUWAugh?!"
[3:26 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: thinking back, I bet he shidded his pants a bit
[3:26 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: anyways
[3:26 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: I then explain to him
[3:26 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: "uh.... my laptop is already in there and....the toilet paper is almost gone"
[3:27 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: and he says "oh uhhhhhhh okey...." and leaves to get another stall
[3:28 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: so I grab like maybe 10 more paper towels and get to work with my Quasi-Diarrhea that was pasty with a slight side of chunky
[3:29 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: To nobody's surprise the toilet paper was 1 ply
[3:29 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: of fucking course, the place charging you 500$ for a single book and 500$ for a single class is offering 1 ply toilet paper rolls
[3:29 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: pleasantly surprised though, the paper towels were very sturdy if albeit a bit sand-pappery
[3:30 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: finishing to the best of my abilities with sandpapertowels I leave to get back to my homework
[3:30 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: but quickly return to the bathroom when I have to take a long piss
[3:30 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: but I Was TERRIFIED
[3:30 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: when I pissed
[3:30 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: because it was FUCKING NEON YELLOW
[3:31 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: unbeknownst to me, one of the vitamin pills I took this morning a pill called B-12 turns your piss neon yellow....for some reason
[3:31 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: anyways by this point I was freaking out because
[3:31 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: 1. I felt like total shit cause I got 0 fucking sleep the night before
[3:32 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: 2. I felt like super total shit cause I ate a fucking rotten chimichanga that was at the very least 3 to 5 years old
[3:32 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: 3. I was extremly fucking paranoid because of my FUCKING NEON PISS
[3:32 AM] EelDaddy: okay luke but did you drink water
[3:33 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: No, Because I did not have the money to afford to drink water
[3:33 AM] EelDaddy: ...
[3:33 AM] EelDaddy: ............
[3:33 AM] EelDaddy: your at a campus right
[3:33 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: and I don't or didn't know if there was a water fountain AT THE FUCKING MOBILE HOME COLLEGE CAMPUS THAT OPENED LAST SUMMER(edited)
[3:33 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: anyways
[3:33 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: getting back on track
[3:34 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: I pleaded with a few of the people on steam again
[3:34 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: (one who is a polish kurwa who I talk to often, cya l8r virgins)
[3:34 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: and then I emailed my mother
[3:34 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: who THANK THE FUCKING GODS got my email amd responded almost immediately
[3:34 AM] EelDaddy: >implying that if you white knight for a female on the internet youll get laid
[3:35 AM] Hong Meiling: :LUL:
[3:35 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: BUT WHO THEN WENT ON TO ARGUE WITH ME FOR NEARLY 30 FUCKING MINUTES ABOUT COMING TO DROP OFF SLICES OF BREAD BECAUSE "oh you will be fine! and we can't waste the gas!"
[3:35 AM] EelDaddy: >i spend all my time defending female streamers ill lose my virgin oil one of these days
[3:36 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: and eventually she cut me off saying "okay sweetie, I'm going to go do stuff now, if you are still sick when I get back I'll come get you!"
[3:36 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: @eeldd\
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[3:36 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: @EelDaddy  it's a kurwa I've talked to on steam for literally 3~ 5 years
[3:37 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: I've even talked to her about taking a plane and moving in with her since I fucking hate living in commiefornia and love poland's political stance on everything
[3:37 AM] Sybil: Why the fuck do you @ someone who responded less than a minute ago?
[3:37 AM] EelDaddy: also why would you ever put your penis in a fucking prostitute
[3:37 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: so I don't have to type out their entire name instead dipshit
[3:37 AM] Sybil: It fucking pings them
[3:38 AM] Sybil: Asshole
[3:38 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: GOOD
[3:38 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: anyways getting back on track with the story
[3:38 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: before my mother could get back from the food pantry (free food for homeless/lowincome families A.K.A the cockroach den)
[3:39 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: I had to go to class
[3:39 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: where I had to suffer the entire fucking 2~3 hour english class while in a group
[3:39 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: with my stomach tossing and turning and twitching and rumbling the entire time
[3:39 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: and to add on to this, the people I joined were almost entirely braindead
[3:40 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: XxXMister phone loverXxX007 on my left who had a slight love of staring at the wall to the left of him (away from the teacher and everyone else in the group)
[3:41 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: Mister_soyboytheslaya directly ahead of me who basically had a dead pan 1000 yard stare at the wall behind me the entire fucking class, although it was more like a 100 yard stare because I really doubt the dipshit has the fucking mental capacity to know what 1000 yards ahead of him looks like.
[3:43 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: Miss_cuteAsianstereotype, who to her credit, did at the very least try to write a paper about what I was trying to explain/teach to them what the question was and what is was asking for and what the answer would be, but she admitted that since she didn't actually know what I was really talking about she cracked and folded saying "I'm sorry, I just don't get it so I'm basically just writing bullshit to fill out the page xD"
[3:43 AM] EelDaddy: okay you really cant be throwin shade around when you dont check to see if there is paper in a stall
[3:43 AM] Hong Meiling: He's just blending with the natives
[3:43 AM] Hong Meiling: He's a natural
[3:43 AM] EelDaddy: luke you say explaining/teach
[3:43 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: and then there was the guy who seemed like he at least knew what I was talking about and getting it but didn't really have anything to add to the conversation besides " yeah "
[3:43 AM] EelDaddy: but i can only imagine you half stuttering about rising up and shit
[3:44 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: First of all, I did check , how else would I have avoided sitting down on the fucking toilet without doing so
[3:44 AM] Sybil: Meiling, I think it's just a self insert story where every character is Lukecis.
[3:44 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: Second of all, you are just making shit up about stuttering and rising up
[3:44 AM] Hong Meiling: Oh so it's just the modern age My Immortal
[3:44 AM] Hong Meiling: Got it
[3:44 AM] EelDaddy: heh
[3:44 AM] Sybil: Yeah, sounds about right.
[3:44 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: what the fuck is a My Immortal
[3:44 AM] Hong Meiling: :)
[3:44 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: anyways going forward with what happened
[3:44 AM] EelDaddy: hey luke can you cross this story over into pretty in pink aswell
[3:45 AM] EelDaddy: i really want to see a lukecis version of tortura
[3:45 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: I tried to coerce Kiana, the girl who I knew from mr. Koch's cooking class in high school ( the reason I joined the group)
[3:45 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: ...tortura....
[3:45 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: TL;DR?
[3:45 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: anyways I tried to convince her to let me at least read what she was writing
[3:46 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: but she refuse adamantly flustered saying "No!....you cant....It's private!" and I asked why and she just said something along the lines of "just because"
[3:46 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: the soyboy slaya really wanted to see what she wrote too apparently
[3:47 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: so it was pretty awkward when I kept trying to convince them to write for me since my handwriting is something akin to a dog with a paintbrush taped to it's mouth while it's flipping out trying to get it out of it's mouth
[3:48 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: so eventually I just wrote up a mock-up of what I thought would answer the group's assignment/question on my laptop
[3:48 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: then I asked them if it would be okay to just use my laptop
[3:48 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: and they all immediately agreed but none of them seemed to..... care?
[3:49 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: so I eventually forced the xXxPro_Wallstaring_ChampionxXx to read my laptop by forcing it into his hands
[3:49 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: even though he kept sheepishly saying "nah...nohh...tskkkk"
[3:49 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: finally convincing him with a "atleast proofread it man...."
[3:49 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: which finally broke his resolve
[3:49 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: and he took it
[3:50 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: like the retard he is
[3:50 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: he skimmed it in a second or two and then handed it back
[3:50 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: then I began trying to get the rest of them to read it
[3:51 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: the easiest to get to read it was the guy who just kept saying "yeah" over and over and sometimes asking questions about what I meant, but I got Kiana to read it first just because I wanted her to do it before the other losers.
[3:51 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: as they read it
[3:51 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: I tried to explain my reasoning behind the answers to the two questions
[3:52 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: eventually we all agreed on it being fine but just to be sure I went to the teacher misses Pilch, who has the same first name as my mothers "Jennifer"
[3:52 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: to ask about the specifics of the question that we were asked to solve
[3:53 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: (each group was assigned 3 questions from a list of maybe 3 different sets throughout 3 different chapters)(edited)
[3:53 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: She clarified that we only really needed to answer the 2nd one out of the 3, but to infuse a bit of the first question into the 1st one.
[3:54 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: Then each group was asked a differen't specific question pertaining to one or two of the members of the groups past (such as an event)
[3:54 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: since everyone in my group didn't want to share anything about an event that changed them or anything like that I decided to bullshit-ish my own story about how I didn't feel like a gamer anymore because of all the SJW-ness and drama involved with being a gamer nowadays
[3:55 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: so once it was our turn to 'present' our answers and "personal story/feelings" they all immediately declared that I had to be the speaker
[3:55 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: so I was forced into it...
[3:56 AM] dæ: what is ur major malfunction, private?
[3:56 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: Bipolar
[3:56 AM] dæ: I see
[3:56 AM] EelDaddy: so you spoke anti-sjw stuff in a den of sjw's
[3:56 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: of course
[3:56 AM] EelDaddy: gangweed rise up
[3:56 AM] Hong Meiling: :LUL:
[3:57 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: To add onto this
[3:57 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: I didn't sugar coat it
[3:57 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: I was brutally Honest
[3:57 AM] EelDaddy: luke so you did all of this
[3:57 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: yes
[3:57 AM] EelDaddy: and you then post online with your prof's name and a classmate
[3:57 AM] EelDaddy: and oyur highschool teachers name
[3:57 AM] EelDaddy: like
[3:57 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: I've already been Doxxed if thats what you are getting at
[3:58 AM] EelDaddy: thats not a good thing
[3:58 AM] EelDaddy: some of those people are rabid animals
[3:58 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: I mean, I gave out my P.O address to a polish teenager in vacation in greece back in like 2014
[3:58 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: it's not like I wasn't expecting it
[3:59 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: especially since he got butthurt about me leaking his selfie he sent me to a private skype chat we were all in with ST, rafix,fuckerporker and dagg (/r/shittydarksouls originals)
[3:59 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: well
[3:59 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: he sent it to my little sister
[3:59 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: but thats besides the point lmao
[4:00 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: he then went on to tell people on /r/lukecis and discord and the rest of reddit
[4:00 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: about where I live
[4:00 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: Fallbrook, World famous as the Avocado capital of the world
[4:00 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: anyways
[4:00 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: getting back on topic
[4:03 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: "I mean, these are the types of people who just love to complain about anything for attention, they use it to get publicity, notoriety and money in the form of 'gibs' which is another term of giving money to beggars, at the very most they may have touched a mobile game or two, but this doesn't make you a gamer, mobile games aren't actually games and are more akin to a piece of adware"
[4:04 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: "They may play the game for a few minutes or not even play the game at all and write a hit-piece on it, just because they saw something someone else said or did that they didn't like."
[4:05 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: "And I, as someone who used to play in tournaments for real money, would never even consider these people able to even infiltrate a gaming community, let alone kill it as they are trying to do right now."
[4:05 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: then the conversation shifted towards 'e-sports'
[4:05 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: the teacher forced me to explain what e-sports were
[4:05 AM] dæ: why tf do u have a reddit
[4:05 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: and, being someone who HATES e-sports
[4:06 AM] dæ: are u just mad4bad?(edited)
[4:06 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: @dæ  my arch-nemesis named /u/soarel2 also known by my nickname sorel, created it to spite me, so he could place stuff he hated about me there
[4:06 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: after a few months of it's existance I asked if I could be a mod of my own subreddit named after me
[4:07 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: but, this was back in the days where the top mod could be removed.....by the second in command or second mod
[4:07 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: so immediately after getting full permission invite (admin power basically)
[4:07 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: I removed him from the mod team and banned him
[4:07 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: ayy lmao
[4:08 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: then I turned the CSS into a neo-nazi joke theme where the background was hitler's face and the banner and side bars were stylized nazi flags
[4:08 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: it got up to like 200 subscribers before the admins banned it when the CEO-SJW wu took over
[4:08 AM] dæ: but....why
[4:08 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: ....why not?
[4:08 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: eventually one guy found the sub
[4:09 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: and started making multiple posts about me being a nazi
[4:09 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: so I joked with him playing along, but I told him that
[4:09 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: "actually, I'm a socialist"
[4:09 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: so I left his posts up
[4:09 AM] dæ: so you decided to....try and show him he was right? truly
[4:09 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: and upvoted them
[4:09 AM] dæ: 1000 IQ
[4:09 AM] dæ: next level stuff
[4:09 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: he started stalking me on reddit
[4:09 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: following me around it
[4:10 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: everywhere I would talk to someone
[4:10 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: he would respond to the person I was talking to
[4:10 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: THIS PERSON IS A NEO NAZI!!!!
[4:10 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: CHECK HIS SUB /r/LUKECIS!!!
[4:10 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[4:10 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: basically
[4:10 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: so upon finding this out
[4:10 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: I played this to my advantage
[4:10 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: I swapped all the hitler and swastikas with Stalin and the Soviet flag
[4:11 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: And I put an image of a broken down short-barrel T-34 monument with "gloruis mother russia t34 stalinum!" written with paint over it on the side bar
[4:12 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: and kept shitposting
[4:12 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: since thats literally all I ever did on that sub...
[4:12 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: inside jokes and shitposts that I found funny
[4:12 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: once it got banned for "targeted harassment"
[4:12 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: I tried to get it back for MONTHS
[4:12 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: to no avial
[4:13 AM] EelDaddy: luke WHERES THE PUNCHLINE
[4:13 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: I created /r/The_Lukecis to continue shitposting after my 7 day ban was lifted
[4:13 AM] Hong Meiling:

[4:14 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: then a month or two after creating it, ST got me site-wide banned for using an alt to comment twice while my main was banned on /r/Shittydarksouls
[4:14 AM] EelDaddy: thank you hong
[4:14 AM] Hong Meiling: I'm here to help
[4:14 AM] EelDaddy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1YmS_VDvMY
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Get on with it (inc. God)!

[4:14 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: the punchline is that /r/lukecis and /u/lukecis is banned because I used an alt, and not that I spammed "gass the dexfag kikes" everyday on /r/shittydarksouls
[4:15 AM] Hong Meiling: And that's how you tell a story
[4:15 AM] Hong Meiling: Cut out the unnecessary shit, keep it to 21 words or less
[4:15 AM] EelDaddy: hong i went to the store
[4:15 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: think'll work for my 4~6 page essay on my escapades with PERT?
[4:16 AM] EelDaddy: and 2 boxes of frozen chimichangas before he finished
[4:16 AM] Hong Meiling: :LUL:
[4:16 AM] EelDaddy: because his story made me hungry
[4:16 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: :persona:
[4:16 AM] EelDaddy: you think im playin
[4:16 AM] EelDaddy: the extra spicy kind
[4:16 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: :thezucc:
[4:16 AM] Hong Meiling: I'm not your professor and I'm not reading your dissertation
[4:16 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: :dailydose:
[4:16 AM] Hong Meiling: keep it short
[4:17 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: suck my cock and balls, I'll publish my pert escapades as a full length book and rake in thousands of dollars, bitch
[4:17 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: fuck it's 4 am already?!
[4:18 AM] EelDaddy:

[4:18 AM] EelDaddy: Think im playin
[4:18 AM] Hong Meiling: god, now I'm hungry.
[4:19 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ:

[4:19 AM] EelDaddy: tl;dr i was able to go to the store and buy chimichangas before lukecis could actually form a cohesive story
[4:19 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: achievement unlocked :sunglasses:
[4:20 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: Tl:DR bullshitting your way into explaining that you don't feel like a gamer anymore because of drama and SJW's is aids
[4:20 AM] EelDaddy: then why did you talk about the chimichanga if that was the punch line
[4:20 AM] Hong Meiling: Incredibiles, Lukecis takes after his mother, more at 11
[4:21 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: the punch line of the chimichanga is that I went to work for my grandfather the next day on his shitty bus, busting my ass while I almost actually shit myself because of the fucking chimishitangas
[4:21 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: :funnymemedragon:
[4:22 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: even today, four days later my stomach still fucking hurts
[4:22 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[4:22 AM] EelDaddy: this one time at band camp
[4:23 AM] EelDaddy: my whole family was executed in front of me
[4:23 AM] EelDaddy: for not giving enough crop to the local warlord
[4:23 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: did you at least suck his dick afterwards for brownie points?
[4:23 AM] EelDaddy: lol no
[4:23 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: pshhh, casual
[4:23 AM] EelDaddy: i fucking spent 6 years learning how to kill
[4:24 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: lame
[4:24 AM] EelDaddy: then i slowly murdered everyone who had wronged me systematically
[4:24 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: boring, a bomb would be way more fun
[4:24 AM] EelDaddy: and finally put that bastards head on a fucking pike
[4:24 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: should have skull fucked him to death
[4:25 AM] EelDaddy: and at the very end of it all
[4:25 AM] EelDaddy: the very last thing he heard
[4:25 AM] EelDaddy: "gangweed rise up"
[4:26 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: hopefully you murdered the first guy who said that
[4:26 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: fuck that nigger loser
[4:26 AM] ᶋᵿᶄ𝕖๖̶̶̶ۣۣۜۜ͜ζ͜͡ῒᵴ: I hate that son of a bitch