Tanner Schaeffer has thrown the shard.
The locker has been unlocked by Tanner Schaeffer.
The locker has been unlocked by Tanner Schaeffer.
The locker has been unlocked by Tanner Schaeffer.
Evan Wood  [135.9] says, "efun, damn you still remember that"
The locker has been unlocked by Tanner Schaeffer.
Tanner Schaeffer has added PDA-Tanner Schaeffer to Box!
Isolated 1 fingerprints.
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Zurc Gibson  [135.9] says, "Yes. It's Efun Wud, if I remember correctly."
You place the pen into the the disposal unit.
Thomas Reech  [145.9] asks, "How long till the engine is working?"
The locker has been locked by Tanner Schaeffer.
The locker has been locked by Tanner Schaeffer.
The locker has been locked by Tanner Schaeffer.
Felix Scott  [145.9] says, "Soon."
The locker has been locked by Tanner Schaeffer.
Thomas Reech  [145.9] says, "Alright, I'm just checking all the substations."
Tanner Schaeffer has thrown the pen.
Tanner Schaeffer has thrown Glass Case- 'ADMINISTRATION POWERS'.
W.E.L.P.  [145.9] states, "Captain. Your display case appears to have been vandalized."
The cigarette machine beeps, "Don't believe the reports - smoke today!"
Tanner Schaeffer has added First-Aid to the backpack!
Tanner Schaeffer has added the handcuffs to Box!
Thomas Reech  [145.9] says, "Wow. The Fore primary hallway uses more power than robotics."
W.E.L.P.  [145.9] states, "Gustavo Is A Brazilian has signed up as Engineer."
Tanner Schaeffer has added the flash to Box!
Lynott MacFarrel  [145.9] exclaims, "Treeneety I em veeeteeng ffur yuoo et zee cergu bey eree!"
Tanner Schaeffer has added the flashbang to Box!
Tanner Schaeffer has added the flashbang to Box!
Tanner Schaeffer has added the flashbang to the backpack!
Tanner Schaeffer has added Box to the backpack!
The locker has been unlocked by Tanner Schaeffer.
Lynott MacFarrel  [145.9] exclaims, "ee vuoold leeke-a tu plece-a un urder pleese!"
The locker has been locked by Tanner Schaeffer.
David Mitchell  [135.9] says, "i want the barmam amd the janitor watched with thermals"
Tanner Schaeffer has thrown the shard.
You step in the broken glass!
W.E.L.P.  [145.9] states, "Burton Von Fitzbottom has signed up as Miner."
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] asks, "Do you need any coffee while you sit on your lazy ass yourself?"
Vincent Martelier  [135.9] says, "You tell 'em, Gibs."
David Mitchell  [135.9] says, "carefull son or your off the force"
Tanner Schaeffer points to Burton Von Fitzbottom
Burton Von Fitzbottom asks, "Yes?"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "can I have your black gloves please"
Burton Von Fitzbottom asks, "... Why?"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "pleasee"
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] says, "Just so you know, we got only three pairs of thermals. We cannot watch whole station with those resources."
Tanner Schaeffer says, "I must acquire black gloves"
Vincent Martelier  [145.9] says, "Detective's Log: What is he DOING. WHAT could he be SCHEMING."
Burton Von Fitzbottom asks, "Why? Can't you get latex gloves from medbay or the Chapel?"
David Mitchell  [135.9] says, "hahah i need two guys watched, is that too much for you"
System Commonwealth Update

Research Announcement

Centcom congratulates the scientists of the station for reaching Tier 2 of Robotics Research.

Tanner Schaeffer says, "black gloves are better"
Burton Von Fitzbottom asks, "But latex gloves serve the same function?"
Thomas Reech  [145.9] asks, "Who's the roboticist?"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "NO"
The locker has been unlocked by Tanner Schaeffer.
Tim Davis  [145.9] says, "Me."
Tanner Schaeffer has added the taser gun to the backpack!
Felix Scott  [145.9] says, "Yeah, Centom hasn't heard of LEDs or CCFLs."
Thomas Reech  [145.9] says, "Got a cyborg suit for me? :P"
Tim Davis  [145.9] says, "No."
The locker has been locked by Tanner Schaeffer.
Thomas Reech  [145.9] asks, "Any chance of making one?"
Tanner Schaeffer has added the crowbar to Box!
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] says, "Likely yes. Do you know how much needed those thermals are? They are needed patrolling hallways and at the sametime, areas nearby. Without thermals, most of the crimes happen without anybody knowing."
Cyborg Phi-68  [145.9] states, "I'd like assistance mining"
Zurc Gibson asks, "Mmh?"
Tim Davis  [145.9] says, "Maybe."
Felix Scott  [145.9] exclaims, "Okay, the engine is online!"
Thomas Reech  [145.9] says, "Alright, cheers."
David Mitchell  [135.9] says, "look son"
Kim Jong Poopmuscle  [145.9] says, "Preston Wright melted himself in chemistry and now it's slippery as poo all in here."
David Mitchell  [135.9] says, "you watch your mouth"
Vincent Martelier  [145.9] says, "CALL THE JANITOR, STOP WHINING."
Lynott MacFarrel says, "cume-a ufer tu my ceffe-a eeff yuoo vunt suem guud ffuud"
*---------*
This is   Trinity Hill!
Trinity Hill is wearing a   Quartermaster's Jumpsuit.
Trinity Hill has a   Radio Headset by her mouth.
Trinity Hill has a   metal in her right hand.
Trinity Hill has a   utility belt on her belt.
Trinity Hill has   Black Gloves on her hands.
Trinity Hill has a   backpack on her back.
Trinity Hill is wearing   Trinity Hill's ID Card (Quartermaster).
*---------*
Trinity Hill says, "Eey cum froooom dey serm pleerce"
You swipe your ID card in the ATM.
Tanner Schaeffer says, "hello"
Trinity Hill says, "Oficer."
W.E.L.P.  [145.9] states, "Oh what the hell"
W.E.L.P.  [145.9] states, "aaaaa Get away from meee"
Trinity Hill asks, "I just ordered some robotics, mind sticking around so you can activate them?"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "Oficer Protekshun"
Trinity Hill says, "The securitrons, that is."
Thomas Reech  [145.9] asks, "What is it AI?"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "well okay"
Trinity Hill says, "OCIPHER, I NEEEEEED YOU."
Trinity Hill says, "Thanky."
Tanner Schaeffer asks, "can I have a pair of black gloves please?"
W.E.L.P.  [145.9] states, "A miner appears to have broken into the AI satellite."
Trinity Hill says, "Sure."
Vincent Martelier  [135.9] says, "Janitor isn't doing anything too suspiscious. Spending a lot of time in Crew Quarters."
Fribox123 earned the Rookie Thief medal.
Vince Ponyarmor  [145.9] asks, "Name?"
Burton Von Fitzbottom  [145.9] says, "Broken into? Oh dear AI, my card gave me access."
Tanner Schaeffer  [135.9] says, "he's waiting for the opportune time to buy an energy sword from his PDA"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "he's waiting for the opportune time to buy an energy sword from his PDA"
Evan Wood  [135.9] says, "hide, with that thermals."
W.E.L.P.  [145.9] states, "I can assure you that there is nothing minable in the vicinity."
Evan Wood  [135.9] asks, "he can see you?"
Trinity Hill says, "Hre."
Securitron has been hit by Trinity Hill with Black Gloves
Cyborg Phi-68  [145.9] queries, "will you scout me some phasorum?"
Burton Von Fitzbottom  [145.9] says, "Yes, I was slightly confused regarding the position of the mining shuttle."
Royce Zouks  [145.9] says, "no"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "EH"
Trinity Hill asks, "Do you know how to activate them?"
Tanner Schaeffer asks, "how'd you order so many from a robotics crate?"
Securitron has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with 10 Credits
Trinity Hill asks, "and send them on patrol?"
Thomas Reech  [145.9] says, "If you could send the station Mauxite and Pharosium for the manufacturer, that'd be good."
Tanner Schaeffer has been stunned by Securitron!
Securitron is trying to put handcuffs on Tanner Schaeffer!
Trinity Hill says, "Doh."
Tanner Schaeffer farts robustly!
Trinity Hill stammers, "NNNoooww  tthhhhaattss aaaa  rroobbuustt  ffrrtt...."
You begin to recover.
Vincent Martelier says, "DAMMIT TRINITY."
Scott Graves  [135.9] says, "I caught the barman ordering traitor items on he pda"
Vincent Martelier says, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING."
Tanner Schaeffer says, "SHE'S RAPING ME"
Scott Graves  [135.9] says, "I have him in the brig"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "HELP"
Trinity Hill stammers, "WWhhaatt   ....   ...  .."
Tanner Schaeffer says, "we're fine"
Trinity Hill stammers, "WWhaatt  ddoeessitt  looookk  liikke  iiimmm  dddooigg??"
David Mitchell  [145.9] says, "help research shuttle"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "uncuff please"
Trinity Hill stammers, "IIII ooorrderreeee  sseevveeerrall    bbtttss  tttto aaassssisstt  ttthhhee  sstttaattiioon"
Vincent Martelier says, "It looks like you're assaulting this officer."
Tanner Schaeffer says, "she isn't"
Vincent Martelier is trying to unhandcuff Tanner Schaeffer!
Vincent Martelier is trying to unhandcuff Tanner Schaeffer!
Vincent Martelier is trying to unhandcuff Tanner Schaeffer!
Tanner Schaeffer says, "I accidentally hit the securitron"
Trinity Hill stammers, "WWhhyy  ddidd    yyouu  ssttunn mmmee"
Vincent Martelier says, "say Oh."
Tanner Schaeffer says, "thanks"
Trinity Hill says, "You piece of shit. I try to help people but this always happens."
Vincent Martelier says, "Because I'm an ass."
Vincent Martelier says, "I apologize."
Trinity Hill says, "Some vigilante ass hat trys to "help""
Vincent Martelier drops the Cigarette. Guess they've had enough for the day.
Vincent Martelier has thrown Cigarette.
Trinity Hill has been hit by Cigarette.
W.E.L.P.  [145.9] states, "Unable to respond. David Mitchell is off-camera."
Trinity Hill says, "Oooooh, a ciggy."
Tanner Schaeffer says, "well they're on"
Trinity Hill drops the Cigarette. Guess they've had enough for the day.
Dash Cunning  [145.9] exclaims, "Laser frie on research station HALP!"
Scott Graves  [135.9] says, "Again, I have a traitor in the brig."
Trinity Hill says, "Please send these on patrol, Mr. Shaeffer."
Tanner Schaeffer  [135.9] says, "well vbrig him"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "well vbrig him"
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] asks, "Vbrig him?"
Scott Graves  [135.9] says, "He is demanding a trial, I caught him red handed with hte traitor interface open on he pda"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "eh"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "only beepsky can patrol"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "I'm pretty sure"
Trinity Hill says, "No."
Scott Graves  [135.9] asks, "Do we have to give he a trial?"
Vince Ponyarmor  [145.9] says, "Evan Wood the HoS"
Trinity Hill says, "(ooc swipe your card on one then turn patrol on)"
Vince Ponyarmor  [145.9] says, "Is the traitor"
Scott Graves  [145.9] says, "Oh gosh"
Controls are now unlocked.
Brayden Lombardi  [145.9] says, "TO ARMS"
Trinity Hill says, "(ooc do that to all of them)"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "ohhh"
Controls are now locked.
Lynott MacFarrel asks, "hes my ffuud cume-a een?"
Securitron beeps, "Engaging patrol mode."
Tanner Schaeffer says, "shutupppp brobot"
Felix Scott says, "Woah."
Controls are now unlocked.
Trinity Hill says, "Damn brobot, these beats are so fresh."
Trinity Hill says, "SNAP"
Felix Scott exclaims, "Beepsky army!"
Securitron beeps, "Engaging patrol mode."
Controls are now locked.
Vincent Martelier  [145.9] says, "Prisoner Adell Shaw is in Vbrig until we reach a decision about his trial."
Controls are now unlocked.
Felix Scott exclaims, "Beepski has a posse!"
Trinity Hill says, "Play them sweet jams, brobo."
Securitron beeps, "Engaging patrol mode."
Controls are now locked.
Vincent Martelier  [135.9] says, "Ah, well, same shit."
Controls are now unlocked.
Lynott MacFarrel asks, "boot my ffuud?"
Trinity Hill exclaims, "Oh chef! Im so sorry!"
Securitron beeps, "Engaging patrol mode."
Controls are now locked.
Tanner Schaeffer says, "thanks trinity"
W.E.L.P.  [145.9] states, "The Research Director is deceased."
Lynott MacFarrel  [145.9] exclaims, "edell ees my ffreeend! He-a vuoold nefer du unytheeng leeke-a thet!"
Tanner Schaeffer asks, "how do you switch sounds brobot?"
Trinity Hill says, "The food is on the way chef/"
Vincent Martelier  [145.9] asks, "WELP, where did he die?"
Trinity Hill says, "Sorry about the delay."
Trinity Hill  [145.9] says, "Sorry about the delay."
Tanner Schaeffer says, "I can only use the bike horn"
Lynott MacFarrel exclaims, "thunk yuoo medem!"
Lynott MacFarrel  [145.9] exclaims, "thunk yuoo medem!"
Scott Graves  [135.9] says, "Evan"
Scott Graves  [135.9] asks, "You done killed Vince, huh?"
W.E.L.P.  [145.9] states, "His body is on the Research station"
Trinity Hill says, "Aw, chef. You're so sweet."
Trinity Hill  [145.9] says, "Aw, chef. You're so sweet."
Scott Graves  [135.9] says, "We're gonna come get you now."
Trinity Hill says, "Ill let you know when its here."
Trinity Hill  [145.9] says, "Ill let you know when its here."
Trinity Hill smiles.
Vincent Martelier  [145.9] asks, "Understood, would you mind letting me investigate?"
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] asks, "Evan isn't hat bad, is he?"
Lynott MacFarrel exclaims, "THeT NueeSE!!!"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "ahhhhhhh"
Trinity Hill says, "AAAAARGH"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "FFFFF stop"
Lynott MacFarrel exclaims, "my HEeD!!!!"
Cyborg Alpha-67 has been attacked with the emergency oxygentank by Lynott MacFarrel.
You insert 10 Credits.
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] says, "I am in research but without thermals, finding Evan is hard."
Evan Wood  [135.9] asks, "im back at the station.. dudes?"
You take a sip from Robust Coffee.
You take a sip from Robust Coffee.
Vincent Martelier  [135.9] says, "Scott and I will be at research with thermals in a minute, Gibs."
You take a sip from Robust Coffee.
You take a sip from Robust Coffee.
You take a sip from Robust Coffee.
You take a sip from Robust Coffee.
Nothing left in Robust Coffee left, oh no!
You transfer 10 units of the solution to Robust Coffee.
Trinity Hill  [145.9] says, "Not yet chef, I forgot."
You transfer 10 units of the solution to Robust Coffee.
You take a sip from Robust Coffee.
You take a sip from Robust Coffee.
Nothing left in Robust Coffee left, oh no!
Trinity Hill  [145.9] says, "I'm very sorry. Its on its way."
You take a sip from Robust Coffee.
You take a sip from Robust Coffee.
You take a sip from Robust Coffee.
You take a sip from Robust Coffee.
Trinity Hill  [145.9] says, "I'll bring it to you personnally."
You take a sip from Robust Coffee.
You take a sip from Robust Coffee.
Nothing left in Robust Coffee left, oh no!
You take a sip from Robust Coffee.
You take a sip from Robust Coffee.
You suddenly feel invigorated and guilty...
Lynott MacFarrel  [145.9] exclaims, "thet demn rubut!"
You take a sip from Robust Coffee.
You feel slightly better, but for how long?
You take a sip from Robust Coffee.
You feel slightly better, but for how long?
You take a sip from Robust Coffee.
You feel slightly better, but for how long?
You take a sip from Robust Coffee.
You feel slightly better, but for how long?
You take a sip from Robust Coffee.
You feel slightly better, but for how long?
You take a sip from Robust Coffee.
You feel slightly better, but for how long?
You take a sip from Robust Coffee.
You feel slightly better, but for how long?
Nothing left in Robust Coffee left, oh no!
Tanner Schaeffer sneezes.
You feel a dull headache.
You take a sip from Robust Coffee.
You feel slightly better, but for how long?
You take a sip from Robust Coffee.
You feel slightly better, but for how long?
You take a sip from Robust Coffee.
You feel slightly better, but for how long?
You take a sip from Robust Coffee.
You feel slightly better, but for how long?
You take a sip from Robust Coffee.
You feel slightly better, but for how long?
You take a sip from Robust Coffee.
You feel slightly better, but for how long?
Nothing left in Robust Coffee left, oh no!
Jake Y. Tweet  [145.9] says, "Evan tries to nuke Zeta"
Royce Zouks  [145.9] says, "Oh That Evan"
Lynott MacFarrel  [145.9] asks, "vhets strunge?"
Lynott MacFarrel  [145.9] exclaims, "ukey ee'll meke-a yuoo boorgers!"
Evan Wood  [145.9] says, "Damn it."
the monkey (4463) has thrown Drinking Glass.
Lynott MacFarrel  [145.9] exclaims, "boorgers, boorgers, eets ell I hefe-a een meend!"
Bryan Mac  [145.9] says, "THIS IS BRYAN MAC"
Current Admins:
monkey (4463) begins to recover.
Jake Y. Tweet  [145.9] says, "HELLO ROYCE."
Bryan Mac  [145.9] says, "CAPTAIN"
Trinity Hill  [145.9] says, "(ooc if you're glitching out in talking in the radio when you dont mean to remove your headset then reequip it.)"
You feel a dull headache.
Bryan Mac  [145.9] says, "I AM TRYING TO FIND GAMMA SITE"
monkey chimpers
Bryan Mac  [145.9] says, "SO FAR NO LUCK"
monkey chimpers
You feel a dull headache.
Trinity Hill  [145.9] says, "Its almost here chef."
Lynott MacFarrel  [145.9] asks, "redeeu?"
monkey chimpers
Brayden Lombardi  [145.9] says, "Freedom is great"
Tanner Schaeffer sneezes.
Lynott MacFarrel  [145.9] exclaims, "check check!"
Trinity Hill  [145.9] says, "Ill bring it to you chef."
Royce Zouks  [145.9] says, "jake, meet me at the chapel"
Lynott MacFarrel  [145.9] exclaims, "een thees reeeem? - Bork Bork Bork!"
Trinity Hill  [145.9] says, "No, ill bring it to the kitchen."
Thomas Reech  [145.9] says, "Test."
Jake Y. Tweet  [145.9] says, "Okay, Royce"
Lynott MacFarrel  [145.9] exclaims, "ukey!"
Tanner Schaeffer twitches.
Tanner Schaeffer shivers.
Scott Graves  [135.9] says, "Evan"
Vincent Martelier  [135.9] says, "God dammit."
Scott Graves  [135.9] says, "Stop ignoring me"
Evan Wood  [135.9] asks, "What?"
Tanner Schaeffer shivers.
Scott Graves  [135.9] asks, "Why you murderin Vince?"
Scott Graves  [135.9] says, "Why did you do this murda"
Evan Wood  [135.9] exclaims, "its fun!"
You REALLY crave some Coffee!
Vincent Martelier  [145.9] says, "AI, please recall and open the shuttle for Mr. Graves and I once the security team is on board research."
You would DIE for some Coffee right now!
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] says, "Yup, Evan lack traitor items. Yet I saw him murder one dude."
Tanner Schaeffer  [135.9] asks, "Evan is the HoS?"
Tanner Schaeffer asks, "Evan is the HoS?"
Tanner Schaeffer twitches violently.
Tanner Schaeffer twitches violently.
Evan Wood  [135.9] says, "I think i am."
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] says, "Yup."
Tanner Schaeffer says, "BUYING THAT ENERGY SWORD AYE BEAT"
You feel like you can't live without Coffee!
Tanner Schaeffer says, "GOING TO KILL ME WITH IT AYE BEAT"
Tanner Schaeffer twitches violently.
You would DIE for some Coffee right now!
Tanner Schaeffer twitches violently.
Lynott MacFarrel  [145.9] says, "Nuuuuuuuu"
You no longer feel reliant on Coffee!
W.E.L.P.  [145.9] states, "Genetics. Prepare to receive several corpses."
Vincent Martelier  [135.9] says, "I've found prints on Vince."
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] says, "He ran.."
Vincent Martelier  [135.9] says, "I'm not sure what help they'll be."
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] says, "Fucking people keep pushing Evan away from me and now he is free.. Should have stunned him.."
the reinforced window has been hit by Dash Cunning with the emergency oxygentank
System Commonwealth Update

Payroll Announcement

The station budget appears to have run dry. We regret to inform you that no further wage payments are possible until this situation is rectified.

the reinforced window has been hit by Dash Cunning with the emergency oxygentank
W.E.L.P.  [145.9] states, "Welp."
the reinforced window has been hit by Dash Cunning with the emergency oxygentank
the reinforced window has been hit by Dash Cunning with the emergency oxygentank
Lynott MacFarrel  [145.9] exclaims, "my returement!"
System Commonwealth Update

Research Announcement

Centcom congratulates the scientists of the station for reaching Tier 3 of Robotics Research.

W.E.L.P.  [145.9] states, "Recommendations: Trading excess goods/minerals/biologicals for funds."
Tanner Schaeffer says, "so uh"
Tanner Schaeffer  [135.9] says, "so uh"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "so uh"
Tanner Schaeffer  [135.9] says, "Evan"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "Evan"
Trinity Hill  [145.9] asks, "Tanner, you locked the behaviour controls on the drones, right?"
Evan Wood  [135.9] asks, "hmm?"
Tanner Schaeffer  [145.9] says, "yes Trinity"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "yes Trinity"
Trinity Hill  [145.9] says, "Okay. Just making sure."
Trinity Hill says, "Okay. Just making sure."
Tanner Schaeffer  [135.9] says, "come surrender at brig please"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "come surrender at brig please"
Brayden Lombardi  [145.9] asks, "Who wants a Gnome gift?"
Evan Wood  [135.9] says, "okay."
the reinforced window has been hit by Dash Cunning with the emergency oxygentank
the reinforced window has been hit by Dash Cunning with the emergency oxygentank
Trinity Hill says, "The hell."
the reinforced window has been hit by Dash Cunning with the emergency oxygentank
the reinforced window has been hit by Dash Cunning with the emergency oxygentank
the reinforced window has been hit by Dash Cunning with the emergency oxygentank
the reinforced window has been hit by Dash Cunning with the emergency oxygentank
the reinforced window has been hit by Dash Cunning with the emergency oxygentank
Evan Wood  [135.9] says, "aaa."
Tanner Schaeffer  [135.9] asks, "?"
Tanner Schaeffer asks, "?"
Bryan Mac  [145.9] says, "THIS IS BRYAN MAC"
Bryan Mac  [145.9] says, "I FOUND IT"
Evan Wood  [135.9] exclaims, "I found a pen!"
Bryan Mac  [145.9] says, "I REPEAT I FOUND GAMMA SIT"
Karen Jewell  [145.9] says, "Security has portals and shit"
W.E.L.P.  [145.9] states, "Please retrieve the corpses of the Captain and Research director and ensure that they are revived."
the reinforced metal has been hit by Trinity Hill with the reinforced metal
Bryan Mac  [145.9] says, "NOW  ENTERING THE GAMMA SITE WRECK. STANDBY"
Bryan Mac  [145.9] says, "Magnetic boots on"
Bryan Mac  [145.9] says, "Got some blood here"
Brayden Lombardi (as Unknown) says, "Tanner"
Unknown screams!
Unknown has been attacked in the head with the chainsaw by Jonathan Jesse.
Unknown has been attacked in the head with the chainsaw by Jonathan Jesse.
Brayden Lombardi (as Unknown) says, "I was attacked by this man"
Unknown screams!
Unknown has been attacked in the head with the chainsaw by Jonathan Jesse.
Jonathan Jesse has been attacked in the chest with Gnome Chompski by Unknown.
Unknown has been attacked in the head with the chainsaw by Jonathan Jesse.
Jonathan Jesse has been attacked in the chest with Gnome Chompski by Unknown.
Jonathan Jesse has been attacked in the chest with Gnome Chompski by Unknown.
The cigarette machine beeps, "I'd rather toolbox than switch."
Jonathan Jesse has been attacked in the chest with Gnome Chompski by Unknown.
Jonathan Jesse has been attacked in the chest with Gnome Chompski by Unknown.
Jonathan Jesse has been attacked in the chest with Gnome Chompski by Unknown.
Tanner Schaeffer says, "apparently"
Trinity Hill  [145.9] says, "Security to QM, please. Dash cunning is destroying station windows."
Unknown kicks Jonathan Jesse!
Unknown kicks Jonathan Jesse!
Unknown kicks Jonathan Jesse!
Tanner Schaeffer is trying to put a handcuffs on Jonathan Jesse
Unknown kicks Jonathan Jesse!
Unknown kicks Jonathan Jesse!
Unknown kicks Jonathan Jesse!
Unknown swings at Jonathan Jesse!
Unknown kicks Jonathan Jesse!
Unknown kicks Jonathan Jesse!
Bryan Mac  [145.9] says, "Captain, I am at Gamma Site. Invenstigating now."
Jonathan Jesse has been attacked in the chest with Gnome Chompski by Unknown.
Trinity Hill  [145.9] says, "he ran towards crew quarters."
Jonathan Jesse has been attacked in the chest with Gnome Chompski by Unknown.
Vincent Martelier  [145.9] says, "I have PRINTS to run."
Jonathan Jesse is buckled in by Tanner Schaeffer.
The locker has been unlocked by Tanner Schaeffer.
System Commonwealth Update

Large amounts of ethanol vapour detected behind the Clean Hands Save Lives sign in storage near the chapel.

Dash Cunning  [145.9] says, "QM is blocking off PUBLIC accesways"
Tanner Schaeffer is trying to take off a backpack from Jonathan Jesse's back!
Tanner Schaeffer is trying to empty Jonathan Jesse's pockets!!
Trinity Hill  [145.9] says, "Oh shut up , Cunning. Im not."
Tanner Schaeffer is trying to take off the Brown Shoes from Jonathan Jesse's feet!
Tanner Schaeffer is trying to put Orange Shoes on Jonathan Jesse
Tanner Schaeffer has added Box to the backpack!
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] asks, "So, okay, who's alive?"
Scott Graves  [135.9] says, "I am alive"
The locker has been locked by Tanner Schaeffer.
Vincent Martelier  [135.9] says, "Hullo."
Trinity Hill  [145.9] says, "Security please report to the Cargo Bay."
The locker has been unlocked by Tanner Schaeffer.
W.E.L.P.  [145.9] states, "Confirmed. Trinity Hill has barricaded the Cargo Bay."
Zurc Gibson  [145.9] says, "AI, track Evan Wood"
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] asks, "Any idea about Evan?"
The locker has been locked by Tanner Schaeffer.
Royce Zouks  [145.9] says, "IT'S A BEER PARADISE"
Tanner Schaeffer has thrown the backpack.
W.E.L.P.  [145.9] states, "Opening alternate route"
Jonathan Jesse is unbuckled by Tanner Schaeffer.
Royce Zouks  [145.9] says, "WE NEED A BARMAN OR THE CAPTAIN TO THE "WASH YOU HANDS SIGN""
Zurc Gibson  [145.9] exclaims, "AI, track Evan Wood, now!"
Royce Zouks  [145.9] says, "WE HAVE FOUND BEER HEAVEN"
Trinity Hill  [145.9] says, "Leave the gnome there."
*---------*
This is   Steven Sybilla!
Steven Sybilla is wearing a   clown suit.
Steven Sybilla has a   Radio Headset by his mouth.
Steven Sybilla has a   clown wig and mask on his face.
Steven Sybilla has a   clown shoes in his right hand.
Steven Sybilla has a   PDA-Steven Sybilla on his belt.
Steven Sybilla has a   backpack on his back.
Steven Sybilla is wearing   Steven Sybilla's ID Card (Clown).
*---------*
Boxing Gloves has been hit by Steven Sybilla with the clown shoes
W.E.L.P.  [145.9] states, "One moment"
Trinity Hill  [145.9] says, "Dash cunning"
Felix Scott has added the weldingtool to the utility belt!
Trinity Hill  [145.9] exclaims, "Dont leave sec officer!"
Scott Graves says, "What are you doing"
W.E.L.P.  [145.9] states, "No Evan Wood on cameras."
Trinity Hill  [145.9] says, "People are breaking into QM."
Trinity Hill  [145.9] says, "Dash Cunning."
The monkey (d2ca) has added Gas Tank (Air Mix) to the backpack!
Zurc Gibson  [145.9] asks, "WHy have you walled it off?"
Dash Cunning  [145.9] says, "Trinity Hill your job is NOT to seal off cargo, but to order shit for people."
Zurc Gibson  [145.9] says, "Thanks AI"
Trinity Hill  [145.9] says, "ITS NOT SEALED OFF."
Karen Jewell has added the weldingtool to the mechanical toolbox!
Karen Jewell says, "CHECK IT OUT"
Karen Jewell says, "Il be right back"
Karen Jewell says, "stay there"
Jinnus earned the Damned medal.
Jake Y. Tweet  [145.9] says, "I AM IN HEAVEN. THIS BOOZE VAULT IS GREAT."
Lord Nez says, "Calm down Tanner."
Steven Eliza  [145.9] says, "i looted it"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "cofffeeee"
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] says, "Scott, Efun was pushed from my grasp while I was taking him to brig and I lost him soon afterwards. That's what is going on."
Scott Graves  [135.9] asks, "Efun?"
Scott Graves  [135.9] asks, "What did Efun do?"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "you hit the window"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "did it hurt"
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] says, "Evan Wood."
Karen Jewell asks, "Awesome eh?"
Lord Nez says, "Lol."
Karen Jewell says, "Wait let me fix that"
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] says, "I saw him murder one dude and some dude's shouted about him trying to blow research."
Scott Graves  [135.9] says, "I caught he"
Karen Jewell has added the crowbar to the mechanical toolbox!
Captain  [135.9] stammers, "ddaammnnn   iitt"
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] says, "So I went in, guns blazing, not even caring to get his side of story and then he escaped."
Captain  [135.9] stammers, "aannd   ii  wwwas  aalll   aaaarrmeedd..."
Trinity Hill  [145.9] asks, "So does anyone actually need anything?"
Tanner Schaeffer  [135.9] asks, "so Efun is a murderer?"
Tanner Schaeffer asks, "so Efun is a murderer?"
Karen Jewell  [145.9] says, "BEACH BALL"
Karen Jewell  [145.9] says, "Y U THROW IT"
Karen Jewell  [145.9] says, "Why*"
Tanner Schaeffer  [135.9] says, "what's his job"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "what's his job"
Karen Jewell  [145.9] asks, "Why would anyone throw a beachball down the disposal?"
Jon Batson  [145.9] asks, "AI can u open this door?"
Tanner Schaeffer  [135.9] says, "or how does he look"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "or how does he look"
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] says, "Okay.. My.. uh.. brain froze.. So, I heard Evan was trying to blow research and I saw him kill/incapacitate one dude, so I went in guns blazing, without getting his side of story."
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] asks, "Evan?"
Karen Jewell says, "HEY"
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] asks, "Evan's job and looks?"
Karen Jewell says, "TEH FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
Ty Fuhrer was shocked by the Maintenance Access!
You step in the broken glass!
You step in the broken glass!
You step in the broken glass!
You step in the broken glass!
Ty Fuhrer says, "hello"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "hi"
Ty Fuhrer says, "this isn't what it looks like"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "why are you messing up the doors"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "fix them please"
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] exclaims, "Why am I being ignored?!"
The monkey (d2ca) has added Paper to the backpack!
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] says, "And some dude dragged Freelance Cop off.."
Scott Graves  [135.9] says, "Evan is gone."
Scott Graves  [135.9] says, "He killed Vincent"
Tanner Schaeffer has added Box to the backpack!
Tanner Schaeffer  [135.9] says, "great"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "great"
Karen Jewell  [145.9] says, "test"
Jake Y. Tweet  [145.9] says, "Royce, visit the emergency storage"
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] asks, "So, who got Evan?"
Jake Y. Tweet says, "Booze"
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] exclaims, "Oh, and bring me his beret!"
Scott Graves  [135.9] says, "I did, with Jake Y Tweet and Vincent's help"
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] says, "So, basically Jake did. You suck and Vincent is dead. Hehheh.."
Jon Batson has added Health Analyzer to First-Aid!
Scott Graves  [135.9] says, "Hey."
Scott Graves  [135.9] says, "I don't suck."
Scott Graves  [135.9] says, "In fact, it was me who got him down twice."
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] says, "I suck, you suck, Vincent sucks.."
Trinity Hill  [145.9] asks, "AI, report. Anything of interest going on in the station?"
Scott Graves  [135.9] says, "I dont suck :c"
Ty Fuhrer was shocked by the E.V.A.!
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] says, "Okay, you are great person. You are best officer ever. Bring me his beret."
Scott Graves  [135.9] says, "no its mine"
You cut eye holes in the bedsheet.
Karen Jewell  [145.9] says, "Monkey going nuts in bar"
Burton Von Fitzbottom  [145.9] says, "The mining outpost certainly seems to be devoid of power."
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] says, "I will arrest you for.. murder of HoS"
Scott Graves  [135.9] says, "Gosh"
Tanner Schaeffer points to E.V.A.
W.E.L.P.  [145.9] states, "Apart from the murder spree on the Research Station, all appears quiet."
Karen Jewell  [145.9] says, "GUYS"
Karen Jewell  [145.9] says, "MONKEY IS LOOSE"
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] says, "Evan was MY pal! Well, yours too, probalby, but beret is more mine than your anyway."
W.E.L.P.  [145.9] states, "And the Captain and RD STILL have not been revived."
Karen Jewell  [145.9] says, "AI"
Karen Jewell  [145.9] asks, "Where are they?"
W.E.L.P.  [145.9] states, "Their corpses are still waiting at the research shuttle dock."
Scott Graves  [135.9] says, "You can have it if you take it from me babby."
System Commonwealth Update

Anomaly Alert

Spatial anomaly detected on the station. There is no additional data.

W.E.L.P.  [145.9] states, "Oh dear."
Ty Fuhrer has been attacked in the chest with the taser gun by Cyborg Phi-68.
Tanner Schaeffer blinds Ty Fuhrer with the flash!
Ty Fuhrer says, "damn it I just want to go into space"
Ty Fuhrer says, "gerroff me"
Cyborg Phi-68 is trying to put a handcuffs on Ty Fuhrer
The bulb has burnt out!
The bulb has been burnt out!
Cyborg Phi-68 is trying to put a handcuffs on Ty Fuhrer
Tanner Schaeffer has added the handcuffs to Box!
Ty Fuhrer asks, "the jetpack and RCD have already been stolen, what's one space suit goign to do?"
Tanner Schaeffer has added Box to the backpack!
Tanner Schaeffer says, "thief"
Karen Jewell points to Ty Fuhrer
Ty Fuhrer says, "Common bro just let me go"
Tanner Schaeffer has added the handcuffs to the backpack!
Karen Jewell climbs into the the disposal unit.
You step in the broken glass!
Ty Fuhrer says, "You will pay for your interference, Tanner"
Felix Scott  [145.9] says, "Ok, Capitan is outside cloning."
Tanner Schaeffer says, "extra brig time for threats"
Ty Fuhrer says, "That wasn't a threat"
Thomas Reech has added the crowbar to the electrical toolbox!
W.E.L.P.  [145.9] states, "There appears to be some sort of scuffle in security."
Scott Graves has added the phaser to the backpack!
Zurc Gibson says, "It's yours.."
Ty Fuhrer is buckled in by Tanner Schaeffer.
Tanner Schaeffer is trying to take off a backpack from Ty Fuhrer's back!
Tanner Schaeffer is trying to empty Ty Fuhrer's pockets!!
Tanner Schaeffer is trying to take off the the space helmet from Ty Fuhrer's head!
Tanner Schaeffer is trying to take off the Black Shoes from Ty Fuhrer's feet!
Ty Fuhrer asks, "Why do you always seem to be epileptic, anyway?"
Ty Fuhrer says, "and why did you take my shoes"
Tanner Schaeffer is trying to put Orange Shoes on Ty Fuhrer
Beatbeat Goodbeat says, "shoes"
Beatbeat Goodbeat says, "shooes are fantasy"
Beatbeat Goodbeat says, "the crew should not have shoes"
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] asks, "So, what did you do to Evan's body?"
Ty Fuhrer says, "hey, give that space shit back"
Scott Graves has added the handcuffs to the backpack!
Ty Fuhrer says, "it's mine"
Ty Fuhrer is unbuckled by Tanner Schaeffer.
The locker has been locked by Tanner Schaeffer.
Beatbeat Goodbeat says, "according to security doctronation"
Tanner Schaeffer has thrown the backpack.
Jon Batson  [145.9] says, "AI can u open this door"
Scott Graves  [135.9] says, "Space burial"
Zurc Gibson asks, "Spaced and forgotten?"
Zurc Gibson says, "Okay"
Ty Fuhrer says, "don't be a faggot Tanner, there are far more space suits than nessessary"
Zurc Gibson says, "Thanks."
CookiezEater earned the Fish medal.
Jon Batson  [145.9] says, "thx"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "please move"
Ty Fuhrer says, "All I need is one set"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "thanks"
Ty Fuhrer exclaims, "you will pay for this tanner!!!"
Scott Graves  [145.9] says, "With no HoS, Captain, RD, or Barman"
[04:55:24] ACCESS: Logout: Iwapalace/(Jonathan Jesse)
Scott Graves  [145.9] says, "The station will plunge into chaos."
Scott Graves  [145.9] says, "We should call the shuttle."
This is a  revolver. It is a normal-sized item.
There are 0 bullets left! Each shot will currently use 1 bullets!
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
W.E.L.P.  [145.9] states, "Considering."
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Alert: The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Ty Fuhrer  [145.9] says, "TANNER SCHAEFFER AHS A REVOLVER"
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Ty Fuhrer  [145.9] says, "HELP IN THE BRIG"
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Felix Scott  [145.9] asks, "The capitan is being cloned?"
Cattitude earned the Ol' Buddy Ol' Pal medal.
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
W.E.L.P.  [145.9] states, "Oh dear."
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Tanner Schaeffer says, "you both died"
Ty Fuhrer  [145.9] says, "HE IS TRYING TO SHOOT ME WITH IT BUT THE DOOR PREVENTS HIM"
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Scott Graves  [145.9] says, "It's out of bullets"
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Jon Batson  [145.9] says, "the captian was alive.. i just seen him being puled ot gn lab"
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Lord Nez  [145.9] exclaims, "SECURITY TO FOOD! IM GETTTING KILLED BY PINK GUY!"
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Burton Von Fitzbottom  [145.9] says, "Hrmm."
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Lord Nez  [145.9] says, "He ran south! He is almost naked now with a white hat"
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Karen Jewell  [145.9] says, "I saw him"
The soda machine beeps, "Drink Robust-Eez, the classic robustness tonic!"
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Johan Willey  [145.9] asks, "anyone need an assistant?"
Tanner Schaeffer fires the the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Jon Batson says, "he left wharering cowboy hat"
Scott Graves pushes down Tanner Schaeffer!
You begin to recover.
Tanner Schaeffer says, "nooo"
Scott Graves has added the revolver to the backpack!
You step in the broken glass!
You step in the broken glass!
You step in the broken glass!
You step in the broken glass!
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] asks, "I found Evan's corpse. How much will you pay for it?"
Trinity Hill  [145.9] says, "I need some sexual assitance."
Brayden Lombardi  [145.9] says, "Wow"
Scott Graves  [135.9] says, "Eat it"
System Commonwealth Update

Payroll Announcement

The payroll has been resumed. Wages will now be paid into employee accounts normally.

Bryan Mac  [145.9] says, "Captain"
Bryan Mac  [145.9] says, "I must speak with you"
the reinforced window has been hit by Ty Fuhrer with Gas Tank (Oxygen)
Ty Fuhrer has added Gas Tank (Oxygen) to the backpack!
Ty Fuhrer says, "hello"
Bryan Mac  [145.9] says, "Meet me at the bridge"
Johan Willey  [145.9] asks, "A 2 M?"
Ty Fuhrer says, "I would like my spacesui back"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "confiscated"
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] says, "Evan has returned!! AAAAHHHHHH! Well, he's dead.."
Ty Fuhrer says, "YOU'RE confiscated, bitch"
Ty Fuhrer says, "give it back"
Scott Graves says, "DUDE"
The bulb has been burnt out!
Scott Graves says, "WHY IS THE BARMAN"
Scott Graves says, "NOT IN VBRIG"
Ty Fuhrer says, "GIVE IT TO ME, TANNER"
Ty Fuhrer says, "OR ELSE"
Bryan Mac  [145.9] asks, "What going on here?"
Tanner Schaeffer blinds Ty Fuhrer with the flash!
Ty Fuhrer says, "OI"
Bryan Mac  [145.9] says, "HoS"
Ty Fuhrer says, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
Tanner Schaeffer has grabbed Ty Fuhrer passively!
Tanner Schaeffer has thrown Ty Fuhrer.
Ty Fuhrer says, "NON NOT IN TH EHOLE"
You slip and fall in.
Scott Graves  [145.9] asks, "Who let the barman out of Vbrig?"
W.E.L.P.  [145.9] states, "As I was saying Bryan, the Captain has been brutally murdered."
Ty Fuhrer  [145.9] says, "NICE ONE TANNER"
Bryan Mac  [145.9] says, "Oh"
Tanner Schaeffer has added Box to the backpack!
Bryan Mac  [145.9] says, "I see"
the reinforced window has been hit by Ty Fuhrer with Gas Tank (Oxygen)
the reinforced window has been hit by Ty Fuhrer with Gas Tank (Oxygen)
Tanner Schaeffer blinds Ty Fuhrer with the flash!
Cyborg Phi-68  [148.5] states, "put it in the machine"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "butt"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "break in to EVA again or something"
Bryan Mac  [145.9] says, "HEY"
Ty Fuhrer punches Tanner Schaeffer!
You have been protected from a hit to the head.
Ty Fuhrer punches Tanner Schaeffer!
You have been protected from a hit to the head.
Ty Fuhrer punches Tanner Schaeffer!
Bryan Mac  [145.9] says, "Shoot him"
Ty Fuhrer punches Tanner Schaeffer!
Bryan Mac  [145.9] says, "Now"
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] asks, "Okay, Evan's objective was to blow research station.. Do you mind if I revive him and do not let him board shuttle or get to research or pretty much anything?"
Bryan Mac  [145.9] says, "Kill him or space him"
Bryan Mac  [145.9] says, "Right now"
Johan Willey has added the multitool to the backpack!
Ty Fuhrer  [145.9] says, "TANNER I WILL SLAY YOU"
Scott Graves  [135.9] says, "Uhm."
Tanner Schaeffer  [135.9] says, "do not revive"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "do not revive"
You step in the broken glass!
Scott Graves  [135.9] says, "That sounds like a poo poo idea"
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] says, "Aww... Well, gonna do it anyway."
Scott Graves  [135.9] says, "I will smash ye"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "Ty is threatening to kill me non-stop"
Tanner Schaeffer  [135.9] says, "Ty is threatening to kill me non-stop"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "Ty is threatening to kill me non-stop"
Bryan Mac  [145.9] says, "He prevented me from recalling shuttle"
Steven Sybilla burps.
Steven Sybilla grumbles!
Steven Sybilla lets one rip!
Bryan Mac  [145.9] says, "Shoot him"
Bryan Mac  [145.9] says, "kept on restarting the computer"
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] says, "Scott, his objective was to blow research! He won't succeed anymroe and I will even cuff him and take to brig as monument of your victory or something.."
Brayden Lombardi (as Unknown) says, "MONKEEEEEEEEEEEEY"
Bryan Mac  [145.9] says, "Attention Crew"
Burton Von Fitzbottom  [145.9] asks, "Yes?"
Bryan Mac  [145.9] says, "I am the new Captain. As Acting Captain, all personell are to report to Escape now"
Burton Von Fitzbottom  [145.9] says, "Alright then."
Dash Cunning says, "The shuttle is almost here for god sake"
Tanner Schaeffer asks, "what's going on here?"
Dash Cunning is unbuckled by Tanner Schaeffer.
Cyborg Phi-68 states, "He stopped teh shuttle from being recalled"
Bryan Mac  [145.9] asks, "Yes?"
Dash Cunning says, "I was on the bridge so it went apeshit on me"
Tanner Schaeffer is trying to put Orange Jumpsuit on Dash Cunning
Cyborg Phi-68 states, "broke into bridge"
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] says, "Scott, it would help a lot if you brang captain's body back so he can be revived.."
Dash Cunning says, "I didn't break in the Captain's ID was on the floor in research"
Cyborg Phi-68 states, "Possible traitor trying to escape"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "move please"
Dash Cunning says, "YEAH MY OBJECTIVE IS TO ESCAPE AFTER 45 MINUTES"
SecTech has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with Orange Shoes
SecTech has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with Orange Shoes
Dash Cunning says, "Idiot"
Bryan Mac  [145.9] says, "Yes"
Tanner Schaeffer is trying to put Orange Shoes on Dash Cunning
Tanner Schaeffer says, "well uh"
Bryan Mac  [145.9] says, "Dunno"
Dash Cunning says, "Give me my shit back"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "you're coming on the shuttle"
Steven Eliza  [145.9] stammers, "heeelllpp  uusshh"
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] exclaims, "Scott, bring that body back!"
Dash Cunning says, "Yes gimme my stuff back"
Steven Eliza  [145.9] stammers, "wwwwee aaaarree  ggrraappppppeeeedd  iinn  gghaappeeellll  sshhggoorrrraaagee"
Cyborg Phi-68 states, "I advicse against"
Steven Eliza  [145.9] stammers, "wee  wannggghhffff  ggoo  llliivvee"
Scott Graves  [135.9] says, "Not enough time"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "okay"
Dash Cunning says, "Shut up tin man"
Bryan Mac  [145.9] says, "Bring the diskk with you too the shuttle"
W.E.L.P.  [145.9] states, "Oh dear."
Tanner Schaeffer says, "well he's coming on the shuttle but without his goodies whilst cuffed and shackled"
Zurc Gibson  [135.9] asks, "Okay, shall I kill Evan just to be sure?"
Tanner Schaeffer has analyzed Jonathan Jesse's vitals!
Analyzing Results for Jonathan Jesse:
	 Overall Status: 27% healthy
	 Damage Specifics: 0-0-0-73
Key: Suffocation/Toxin/Burns/Brute
Body Temperature: 35.4434°C (95.7981°F)
Subject bloodstream oxygen level normal | Subject bloodstream toxin level minimal | Subject burn injury status O.K | Severe anatomical damage detected
Dash Cunning says, "Ughhh I spend all round making a rad bomb to blow after the shuttle leaves and you guys ALWAYS fuck it up"
W.E.L.P.  [145.9] states, "There appear to be several very drunk people trapped in tool storage. In a pool of vomit."
Tanner Schaeffer has added Health Analyzer to First-Aid!
Burton Von Fitzbottom  [145.9] exclaims, "No time!"
Jonathan Jesse has been applied with the bruise pack by Tanner Schaeffer
Ty Fuhrer  [145.9] says, "AI"
Tanner Schaeffer has added the bruise pack to First-Aid!
Ty Fuhrer  [145.9] says, "OPEN THIS DOOR"
Ty Fuhrer  [145.9] says, "POSTHASTE"
Ty Fuhrer  [145.9] exclaims, "QUICKLY!"
Tanner Schaeffer has added First-Aid to the backpack!
The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station! You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.
Ty Fuhrer  [145.9] exclaims, "OPEN IT RIGHT THIS INSTANT, QUICK!"
Steven Sybilla hiccups!
Alert: 2 authorizations needed until shuttle is launched early
Ty Fuhrer  [145.9] says, "AI"
Ty Fuhrer  [145.9] says, "OPEN IT"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "well I'll get it for you then"
Zurc Gibson points to Evan Wood
Alert: 1 authorizations needed until shuttle is launched early
Adventincia earned the Leave No Man Behind! medal.
Steven Sybilla burps.
Jon Batson is trying to inject David Mitchell!
Jon Batson injects David Mitchell with the syringe!
Jon Batson has added Syringe (anti-toxin) to Toxin First Aid!
Bryan Mac  [145.9] says, "TY"
Bryan Mac  [145.9] says, "get on the shuttle"
Fribox123 earned the Suspicious Character medal.
*---------*
This is   Lynott MacFarrel!
Lynott MacFarrel is wearing a   Chef's Uniform.
Lynott MacFarrel has a   chef's coat on.
Lynott MacFarrel has a   Radio Headset by his mouth.
Lynott MacFarrel has a   Breath Mask on his face.
Lynott MacFarrel has a   emergency oxygentank on his belt.
Lynott MacFarrel has a   backpack on his back.
Lynott MacFarrel is wearing   Lynott MacFarrel's ID Card (Chef).
Lynott MacFarrel looks slightly burned!
*---------*
System Commonwealth Update

Research Announcement

Centcom congratulates the scientists of the station for reaching the maximum tier of Robotics Research. As a reward for your hard work, we have added $40000 to the station budget.

Lynott MacFarrel says, "help"
Alert: Shuttle launch time shortened to 10 seconds!
W.E.L.P.  [145.9] states, "Uh."
The crew's final score is:
2608
The AI's laws at the end of the game were:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
The syndicate traitor was Virtual Adell Shaw (played by Jinnus)
Objective #1: Deactivate or destroy all Cyborgs on the station. Failed
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end Success
The traitor has failed!
The syndicate traitor was Evan Wood (played by SpedupBeatz)
Objective #1: Destroy Research Outpost Zeta by activating the on-site nuke. Failed
Objective #2: Assassinate Preston Wright, the Chemist. Success
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle alive. Success
The traitor has failed!
CookiezEater earned the Survivor medal.
Fribox123 earned the Survivor medal.
Hootus earned the Guardin' gnome medal.
The baton is now off.
Restarting in 25 seconds
Tanner Schaeffer has been attacked in the chest with Stun Baton by Tanner Schaeffer.
Tanner Schaeffer has been beaten with the stun baton by Tanner Schaeffer!
You begin to recover.
Trinity Hill  [145.9] says, "Guys, I think we need to a banging donk on it."
Network connection shutting down due to read error.
Connection failed.