IMPORTANT! READ! THIS! NOW!

Hey!

Hey, you!

Yes, you. The one reading this right now!

No, not him, YOU!

I need to tell you something.

But... I don't know if I can trust you.

...what?!

What am I saying!

Of COURSE I can trust YOU!

You're a random person on the internet!

You can ALWAYS trust random people on the internet... right?

Anyway, here's what I need:

Y'know how on Pastebin, you can post whatever you want?

Let's start a big challenge-type thing.

If you've read this, submit a paste with the title "lol" no quotes.

Just that.

Just "lol" without quotes.

If you do that, I'll give everyone here a special prize.

You could say it rhymes with "tree ember pub rip chun door uh beer".

See you soon!

~PB ADM.