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  1. birdie[: what a time to be alive
  2. father christmas: im having fun wby
  3. birdie[: its a little unfortune we're up against such skilled players but yeah im having a blast
  4. father christmas: lmao
  5. father christmas is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  6. birdie[: i think a rematch is appropriate
  7. father christmas is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  8. birdie[: we were so close
  9. father christmas: fair
  10. father christmas: i s2g this is the last one
  11. birdie[: pffft yeah sure
  12. birdie[: you'll be here til midnight
  13. father christmas: i wish
  14. father christmas: i was yesterday
  15. father christmas: i got a lotta work though
  16. father christmas: lol i should run vaccinator
  17. birdie[: VACcinator
  18. birdie[: if onlyu
  19. father christmas: fraik
  20. birdie[: the crucial mario_2209 pick
  21. father christmas: best medigun i swear
  22. father christmas: so good
  23. birdie[: i used to main medic
  24. birdie[: that thing
  25. father christmas: what
  26. father christmas: you mained med with vaccinator
  27. birdie[: ok well
  28. birdie[: i had to main medic for a season
  29. birdie[: and it was the same time with comp matchmaking
  30. birdie[: so i used it there
  31. birdie[: because hackers galore
  32. father christmas: oh man
  33. birdie[: T R Y
  34. father christmas: cry
  35. father christmas: die
  36. father christmas: call
  37. birdie[: huh?
  38. father christmas: call med
  39. birdie[: i am deceased
  40. father christmas: I AM GETTING ROLLED
  41. father christmas: i cant even reach you
  42. birdie[: its ok im sticky jumper
  43. birdie[: THREE FLAMERS
  44. father christmas: 420
  45. father christmas: flame me
  46. birdie[: hash tag flame it
  47. father christmas: you taunting bird
  48. birdie[: i killed the guy with the muma hat
  49. birdie[: and the scout
  50. birdie[: rightfully so
  51. birdie[: worst demo na
  52. father christmas: i give you 5 stars on yelp solid demo
  53. birdie[: isnt yelp for restaurants
  54. birdie[: rofl
  55. father christmas: its also for tf2 players
  56. father christmas: 4 stars now
  57. birdie[: i see
  58. birdie[: oh
  59. birdie[: what can i do to redeem myself :(
  60. father christmas: blow yourself up
  61. birdie[: on a scale of 1 to 10 how dramatic
  62. father christmas: 1300
  63. birdie[: dont say 11
  64. birdie[: oh
  65. father christmas: i didnt
  66. father christmas: 7.5
  67. birdie[: sorry the most i can do is 7 and a quarter
  68. birdie[: im so sorry
  69. birdie[: that was atrocious
  70. father christmas: its the best one ive seen its ok
  71. father christmas: you earn your star
  72. birdie[: im more accustomed to blowing up othersa
  73. father christmas: hm
  74. father christmas: didnt know that thought you mained spy
  75. birdie[: i main spy in mannpower
  76. birdie[: LFT
  77. father christmas: o boi
  78. birdie[: yous aw nothing
  79. father christmas: lol mr slin
  80. birdie[: mr slin is a god amongst men
  81. birdie[: i am playing a violin for you
  82. father christmas: sounds good
  83. birdie[: no it doesnt
  84. father christmas: i used to play violin
  85. birdie[: my friend said there is a big hole in the violin and i said no
  86. birdie[: when he found out he was wrong he was devastated
  87. birdie[: he was thinking of a ukelele
  88. birdie[: what a moron
  89. father christmas: lmao
  90. birdie[: how do you confuse a ukelele with a violin
  91. birdie[: smol brown stringer
  92. father christmas: i tried so hard to make a joke
  93. father christmas: and i couldnt find one
  94. father christmas: for chord or string or anything
  95. birdie[: dont worry i understand
  96. birdie[: i have very small musical talent
  97. birdie[: i cannot play string instruments because i a double jointed
  98. birdie[: so when i play a chord i bar like the whole fret
  99. father christmas: lol my thumbs double jointed
  100. father christmas: you should become a violinist i believe in you
  101. birdie[: i was thinking piano
  102. birdie[: but i spend enought time sitting down
  103. birdie[: holy moly you're right
  104. birdie[: dont you stand up when you play violin
  105. birdie[: oh my god you have found my calling
  106. father christmas: yeah if youre professional you stand
  107. father christmas: yw
  108. father christmas: that guy hammed me 2
  109. birdie[: :(
  110. birdie[: there must have been a killer in thousands of years on this planet who killed someone with ham
  111. father christmas: its me
  112. father christmas: they call me the ham hunter
  113. birdie[: best dexter villain
  114. birdie[: serial killers always have such serene names
  115. father christmas: tried to watch dexter but it got spoiled
  116. father christmas: afk for 2 min
  117. father christmas: i gotta feed my dog
  118. father christmas: I STEPPED IN POOP I QANT TO DIE
  119. father christmas: I WANT TO DIEEEE
  120. birdie[: BAREFOOT??
  121. father christmas: NO
  122. father christmas: AND I JUST BROKE
  123. father christmas: THIS WINDOW THING
  124. father christmas: WHAT IS HALPENING
  125. birdie[: there's a hidden camera over there
  126. birdie[: your dog baited you
  127. father christmas: I JUST PUNKD MYSELF
  128. birdie[: do dogs laugh
  129. birdie[: i bet he's laughing
  130. birdie[: or she
  131. father christmas: idk i googled it before
  132. father christmas: she
  133. father christmas: FRIKKITY FRAK
  134. father christmas is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  135. birdie[: see ive only had one experience with a dog and it was bad too
  136. father christmas is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  137. father christmas: did you really just throw me in another game
  138. birdie[: s2g
  139. father christmas: what was the xp
  140. father christmas: s2g s2g
  141. birdie[: the xp?
  142. birdie[: iunno, average
  143. father christmas: :/
  144. father christmas: idk where i am
  145. birdie[: its your arch enemisis
  146. father christmas: i avenged you
  147. birdie[: you are ham hunter
  148. father christmas: o
  149. birdie[: there is hero ham
  150. birdie[: mrheroham
  151. birdie[: and thank you for avenging me
  152. father christmas: i m gonna kill him
  153. birdie[: assert dominance
  154. father christmas: so be a boy
  155. father christmas: this is my turf
  156. father christmas: you hamless egg
  157. birdie[: even i might quit
  158. birdie[: christ
  159. birdie[: i have work too haha
  160. birdie[: homework :(
  161. father christmas: and yet you pull me in another game
  162. father christmas: youre ded 2me
  163. birdie[: hey
  164. birdie[: i did not click anyh buttons
  165. birdie[: the game did
  166. father christmas: hm
  167. birdie[: it is destiny
  168. father christmas: or im gonna die tomorrow
  169. father christmas: have a presentation thing
  170. birdie[: YIKES
  171. father christmas: MOVE
  172. birdie[: presentation
  173. father christmas: STop stopping to type
  174. father christmas: i just see a blue dot on your forehead
  175. birdie[: LL
  176. birdie[: LOL
  177. birdie[: presentations are so bad
  178. birdie[: why were they created
  179. father christmas: to defeat the introvert
  180. birdie[: i will never be defeated
  181. father christmas: really bc im the ham hunter
  182. father christmas: i got backstabbed to typet hat
  183. father christmas: worth
  184. birdie[: everything is worth it as long as you are remembered as the ham hunter
  185. father christmas: so i can die rn
  186. birdie[: ofc
  187. father christmas: :))))
  188. father christmas: how gracious of you
  189. birdie[: :)))))
  190. birdie[: im gonna die rn
  191. birdie[: i dont know if i exhausted me or if it was you
  192. father christmas: its the power of the ham
  193. birdie[: i do not get tired you have crippled me
  194. father christmas is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  195. father christmas: i am bird weakness
  196. birdie[: what counters birds
  197. father christmas: ham
  198. birdie[: counter
  199. father christmas: was gonna say rocks bc 2 birds w 1 stone but thats just mean
  200. birdie[: hahahaha
  201. birdie[: i dont even know why i have this name
  202. birdie[: earlier you said dexter was spoiled for you
  203. birdie[: how ?
  204. father christmas: lol social media
  205. birdie[: oh
  206. father christmas: i joined in late so
  207. father christmas: yesass
  208. birdie[: yeah me too
  209. birdie[: dont worry you didnt miss much
  210. birdie[: literally only half of the show is good
  211. father christmas: so ive heard
  212. father christmas: whens your winter braek
  213. birdie[: end of this week :O
  214. birdie[: ITS SO SOON
  215. birdie[: i have to get a secret santa gift
  216. father christmas: but you said youre gonna go die
  217. father christmas: o boi
  218. birdie[: its some weeb
  219. birdie[: easy anime stuff
  220. father christmas: pls dont inform me
  221. birdie[: i dont know any anime stuff
  222. birdie[: i promise
  223. father christmas: god is real
  224. birdie[: gotta buy a body pillow or something
  225. father christmas: NO
  226. father christmas: stop
  227. father christmas: blocked reported
  228. birdie[: BUT ITS NOT FOR MEEEEEE
  229. father christmas: im gonna pretend its for you
  230. birdie[: oh no
  231. father christmas: its ok
  232. birdie[: this is not an image you want
  233. father christmas: stop
  234. birdie[: you dont even know what i look like
  235. birdie[: just imagine birds
  236. father christmas: exactly
  237. father christmas: and im famous
  238. father christmas: everyone knows
  239. father christmas: father christmas ham hunter
  240. birdie[: when i leave for school tomorrow i will pass a ham truck
  241. birdie[: and i will think
  242. birdie[: toiday is the day
  243. birdie[: the day where it all ends
  244. birdie[: you have traumatized me in the best of ways\
  245. father christmas: im glad that ham truck is there
  246. father christmas: im in it
  247. father christmas: LMAO YOU HAVE A VAC BAN
  248. birdie[: I DO
  249. birdie[: its a long story
  250. birdie[: it looks so bad
  251. birdie[: i dont even care i cant play csgo its just the red text
  252. birdie[: ew
  253. father christmas: cant trust any birds anymore smh
  254. birdie[: they all subconciously cheat
  255. father christmas: i just got into csgo gosjh dadnfin it
  256. birdie[: its ok
  257. birdie[: i have an alt :)
  258. birdie[: IN WHICH I DO NOT CHEAT On
  259. father christmas: o boioiiioioiioi
  260. father christmas: reported anyway
  261. birdie[: twice in a day!!!
  262. father christmas: theyre having a gr8 time at valve
  263. birdie[: what else do you play
  264. birdie[: overwatch?
  265. birdie[: JUST KIDDING i know you dont have diseases
  266. birdie[: just an assumption
  267. father christmas: i just backspaceed the heck out of that sentence
  268. birdie[: my friend bought it for me so im investing some time in it
  269. father christmas: no i dont play thought i wasthinking about it
  270. birdie[: but im still shameful
  271. father christmas: why
  272. birdie[: its just easy tf2
  273. birdie[: im already the 2nd highest rank
  274. birdie[: after 2 weeks of playing in my 1st season
  275. birdie[: 1 button to rocket jump
  276. father christmas: thats easy for you to say you can fly as a bird already
  277. birdie[: exactly
  278. birdie[: i wanted a collector sticky jumper called "fly like a birdie" and the desc is
  279. birdie[: "die like a birdie"
  280. birdie[: but then im like nah
  281. father christmas: DO ITti
  282. birdie[: thats expensive and i need food
  283. father christmas: i will get a bird feeder
  284. father christmas: and you get that
  285. birdie[: perfect setup
  286. birdie[: i am an expert trader
  287. birdie[: been trading since 1999
  288. birdie[: tf classic days
  289. father christmas: same
  290. father christmas: except i dont trade
  291. father christmas: so not same
  292. father christmas: i am a mess
  293. father christmas: its $60 are you dkdiding
  294. birdie[: hey
  295. birdie[: christmas is soon
  296. birdie[: and im white
  297. father christmas: o obobibibibobbibiboobobibibibooiiiiiiii
  298. father christmas: gl bird
  299. birdie[: thank you i will need it
  300. birdie[: well im outta here gotta do some mathematics and whatever else garbo
  301. father christmas: ok have fun
  302. birdie[: the blessing from father christmas will go a long way
  303. father christmas: cya tomorrow in the ham truck
  304. father christmas: you bet it will
  305. father christmas: you can trade it for double the coal
  306. birdie[: hahaha
  307. birdie[: alright cya
  308. father christmas: cya\
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