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- birdie[: what a time to be alive
- father christmas: im having fun wby
- birdie[: its a little unfortune we're up against such skilled players but yeah im having a blast
- father christmas: lmao
- father christmas is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
- birdie[: i think a rematch is appropriate
- father christmas is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
- birdie[: we were so close
- father christmas: fair
- father christmas: i s2g this is the last one
- birdie[: pffft yeah sure
- birdie[: you'll be here til midnight
- father christmas: i wish
- father christmas: i was yesterday
- father christmas: i got a lotta work though
- father christmas: lol i should run vaccinator
- birdie[: VACcinator
- birdie[: if onlyu
- father christmas: fraik
- birdie[: the crucial mario_2209 pick
- father christmas: best medigun i swear
- father christmas: so good
- birdie[: i used to main medic
- birdie[: that thing
- father christmas: what
- father christmas: you mained med with vaccinator
- birdie[: ok well
- birdie[: i had to main medic for a season
- birdie[: and it was the same time with comp matchmaking
- birdie[: so i used it there
- birdie[: because hackers galore
- father christmas: oh man
- birdie[: T R Y
- father christmas: cry
- father christmas: die
- father christmas: call
- birdie[: huh?
- father christmas: call med
- birdie[: i am deceased
- father christmas: I AM GETTING ROLLED
- father christmas: i cant even reach you
- birdie[: its ok im sticky jumper
- birdie[: THREE FLAMERS
- father christmas: 420
- father christmas: flame me
- birdie[: hash tag flame it
- father christmas: you taunting bird
- birdie[: i killed the guy with the muma hat
- birdie[: and the scout
- birdie[: rightfully so
- birdie[: worst demo na
- father christmas: i give you 5 stars on yelp solid demo
- birdie[: isnt yelp for restaurants
- birdie[: rofl
- father christmas: its also for tf2 players
- father christmas: 4 stars now
- birdie[: i see
- birdie[: oh
- birdie[: what can i do to redeem myself :(
- father christmas: blow yourself up
- birdie[: on a scale of 1 to 10 how dramatic
- father christmas: 1300
- birdie[: dont say 11
- birdie[: oh
- father christmas: i didnt
- father christmas: 7.5
- birdie[: sorry the most i can do is 7 and a quarter
- birdie[: im so sorry
- birdie[: that was atrocious
- father christmas: its the best one ive seen its ok
- father christmas: you earn your star
- birdie[: im more accustomed to blowing up othersa
- father christmas: hm
- father christmas: didnt know that thought you mained spy
- birdie[: i main spy in mannpower
- birdie[: LFT
- father christmas: o boi
- birdie[: yous aw nothing
- father christmas: lol mr slin
- birdie[: mr slin is a god amongst men
- birdie[: i am playing a violin for you
- father christmas: sounds good
- birdie[: no it doesnt
- father christmas: i used to play violin
- birdie[: my friend said there is a big hole in the violin and i said no
- birdie[: when he found out he was wrong he was devastated
- birdie[: he was thinking of a ukelele
- birdie[: what a moron
- father christmas: lmao
- birdie[: how do you confuse a ukelele with a violin
- birdie[: smol brown stringer
- father christmas: i tried so hard to make a joke
- father christmas: and i couldnt find one
- father christmas: for chord or string or anything
- birdie[: dont worry i understand
- birdie[: i have very small musical talent
- birdie[: i cannot play string instruments because i a double jointed
- birdie[: so when i play a chord i bar like the whole fret
- father christmas: lol my thumbs double jointed
- father christmas: you should become a violinist i believe in you
- birdie[: i was thinking piano
- birdie[: but i spend enought time sitting down
- birdie[: holy moly you're right
- birdie[: dont you stand up when you play violin
- birdie[: oh my god you have found my calling
- father christmas: yeah if youre professional you stand
- father christmas: yw
- father christmas: that guy hammed me 2
- birdie[: :(
- birdie[: there must have been a killer in thousands of years on this planet who killed someone with ham
- father christmas: its me
- father christmas: they call me the ham hunter
- birdie[: best dexter villain
- birdie[: serial killers always have such serene names
- father christmas: tried to watch dexter but it got spoiled
- father christmas: afk for 2 min
- father christmas: i gotta feed my dog
- father christmas: I STEPPED IN POOP I QANT TO DIE
- father christmas: I WANT TO DIEEEE
- birdie[: BAREFOOT??
- father christmas: NO
- father christmas: AND I JUST BROKE
- father christmas: THIS WINDOW THING
- father christmas: WHAT IS HALPENING
- birdie[: there's a hidden camera over there
- birdie[: your dog baited you
- father christmas: I JUST PUNKD MYSELF
- birdie[: do dogs laugh
- birdie[: i bet he's laughing
- birdie[: or she
- father christmas: idk i googled it before
- father christmas: she
- father christmas: FRIKKITY FRAK
- father christmas is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
- birdie[: see ive only had one experience with a dog and it was bad too
- father christmas is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
- father christmas: did you really just throw me in another game
- birdie[: s2g
- father christmas: what was the xp
- father christmas: s2g s2g
- birdie[: the xp?
- birdie[: iunno, average
- father christmas: :/
- father christmas: idk where i am
- birdie[: its your arch enemisis
- father christmas: i avenged you
- birdie[: you are ham hunter
- father christmas: o
- birdie[: there is hero ham
- birdie[: mrheroham
- birdie[: and thank you for avenging me
- father christmas: i m gonna kill him
- birdie[: assert dominance
- father christmas: so be a boy
- father christmas: this is my turf
- father christmas: you hamless egg
- birdie[: even i might quit
- birdie[: christ
- birdie[: i have work too haha
- birdie[: homework :(
- father christmas: and yet you pull me in another game
- father christmas: youre ded 2me
- birdie[: hey
- birdie[: i did not click anyh buttons
- birdie[: the game did
- father christmas: hm
- birdie[: it is destiny
- father christmas: or im gonna die tomorrow
- father christmas: have a presentation thing
- birdie[: YIKES
- father christmas: MOVE
- birdie[: presentation
- father christmas: STop stopping to type
- father christmas: i just see a blue dot on your forehead
- birdie[: LL
- birdie[: LOL
- birdie[: presentations are so bad
- birdie[: why were they created
- father christmas: to defeat the introvert
- birdie[: i will never be defeated
- father christmas: really bc im the ham hunter
- father christmas: i got backstabbed to typet hat
- father christmas: worth
- birdie[: everything is worth it as long as you are remembered as the ham hunter
- father christmas: so i can die rn
- birdie[: ofc
- father christmas: :))))
- father christmas: how gracious of you
- birdie[: :)))))
- birdie[: im gonna die rn
- birdie[: i dont know if i exhausted me or if it was you
- father christmas: its the power of the ham
- birdie[: i do not get tired you have crippled me
- father christmas is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
- father christmas: i am bird weakness
- birdie[: what counters birds
- father christmas: ham
- birdie[: counter
- father christmas: was gonna say rocks bc 2 birds w 1 stone but thats just mean
- birdie[: hahahaha
- birdie[: i dont even know why i have this name
- birdie[: earlier you said dexter was spoiled for you
- birdie[: how ?
- father christmas: lol social media
- birdie[: oh
- father christmas: i joined in late so
- father christmas: yesass
- birdie[: yeah me too
- birdie[: dont worry you didnt miss much
- birdie[: literally only half of the show is good
- father christmas: so ive heard
- father christmas: whens your winter braek
- birdie[: end of this week :O
- birdie[: ITS SO SOON
- birdie[: i have to get a secret santa gift
- father christmas: but you said youre gonna go die
- father christmas: o boi
- birdie[: its some weeb
- birdie[: easy anime stuff
- father christmas: pls dont inform me
- birdie[: i dont know any anime stuff
- birdie[: i promise
- father christmas: god is real
- birdie[: gotta buy a body pillow or something
- father christmas: NO
- father christmas: stop
- father christmas: blocked reported
- birdie[: BUT ITS NOT FOR MEEEEEE
- father christmas: im gonna pretend its for you
- birdie[: oh no
- father christmas: its ok
- birdie[: this is not an image you want
- father christmas: stop
- birdie[: you dont even know what i look like
- birdie[: just imagine birds
- father christmas: exactly
- father christmas: and im famous
- father christmas: everyone knows
- father christmas: father christmas ham hunter
- birdie[: when i leave for school tomorrow i will pass a ham truck
- birdie[: and i will think
- birdie[: toiday is the day
- birdie[: the day where it all ends
- birdie[: you have traumatized me in the best of ways\
- father christmas: im glad that ham truck is there
- father christmas: im in it
- father christmas: LMAO YOU HAVE A VAC BAN
- birdie[: I DO
- birdie[: its a long story
- birdie[: it looks so bad
- birdie[: i dont even care i cant play csgo its just the red text
- birdie[: ew
- father christmas: cant trust any birds anymore smh
- birdie[: they all subconciously cheat
- father christmas: i just got into csgo gosjh dadnfin it
- birdie[: its ok
- birdie[: i have an alt :)
- birdie[: IN WHICH I DO NOT CHEAT On
- father christmas: o boioiiioioiioi
- father christmas: reported anyway
- birdie[: twice in a day!!!
- father christmas: theyre having a gr8 time at valve
- birdie[: what else do you play
- birdie[: overwatch?
- birdie[: JUST KIDDING i know you dont have diseases
- birdie[: just an assumption
- father christmas: i just backspaceed the heck out of that sentence
- birdie[: my friend bought it for me so im investing some time in it
- father christmas: no i dont play thought i wasthinking about it
- birdie[: but im still shameful
- father christmas: why
- birdie[: its just easy tf2
- birdie[: im already the 2nd highest rank
- birdie[: after 2 weeks of playing in my 1st season
- birdie[: 1 button to rocket jump
- father christmas: thats easy for you to say you can fly as a bird already
- birdie[: exactly
- birdie[: i wanted a collector sticky jumper called "fly like a birdie" and the desc is
- birdie[: "die like a birdie"
- birdie[: but then im like nah
- father christmas: DO ITti
- birdie[: thats expensive and i need food
- father christmas: i will get a bird feeder
- father christmas: and you get that
- birdie[: perfect setup
- birdie[: i am an expert trader
- birdie[: been trading since 1999
- birdie[: tf classic days
- father christmas: same
- father christmas: except i dont trade
- father christmas: so not same
- father christmas: i am a mess
- father christmas: its $60 are you dkdiding
- birdie[: hey
- birdie[: christmas is soon
- birdie[: and im white
- father christmas: o obobibibibobbibiboobobibibibooiiiiiiii
- father christmas: gl bird
- birdie[: thank you i will need it
- birdie[: well im outta here gotta do some mathematics and whatever else garbo
- father christmas: ok have fun
- birdie[: the blessing from father christmas will go a long way
- father christmas: cya tomorrow in the ham truck
- father christmas: you bet it will
- father christmas: you can trade it for double the coal
- birdie[: hahaha
- birdie[: alright cya
- father christmas: cya\
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