John Mulaney & the Sack Lunch Bunch (2019) eng

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[wind blowing]

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So, I have a lot of big fears.

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Like a big asteroid hitting the Earth,
or other stuff like that, you know?

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And sometimes I was afraid
of getting hit by the ball in baseball,

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but my biggest fear of all time
is drowning because--

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And that's why I'm afraid of swimming
because I'm afraid of drowning.

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I did take swimming classes
and I hated it, okay?

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I hated it so much.

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Every week...

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I had it every Saturday.

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That was my least favorite week--
day of the week, for that year,

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and I would scream and cry
before the swimming class

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because I was afraid
I was going to drown.

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Because I don't want my life
to be over yet.

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Actually, I'm afraid of death,
but out of all the ways to die,

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I don't want to drown.

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I don't want to drown, okay?

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[drumbeat plays]

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[light jazz music plays]

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-[boy] John, suck in your gut.
-[John] Oh...

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Hi, I'm John Mulaney,

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and this is the Sack Lunch Bunch.

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-[children] Oh, hi!
-[boy] Oh, hi there!

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Hey, welcome to the show.

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-May I go to the bathroom?
-Yeah, uh, sure.

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What you're about to see
is a children's TV special,

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and I made it on purpose.

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It's a show  for  kids

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by  adults

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with  kids present.

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Recently, I watched children's TV
and I didn't like it at all.

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But I liked it when I was a kid,
which means it was better back then.

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So I made it like then.

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I have no children of my own,
and that's by choice.

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Sometimes I say, "I don't have kids yet,"

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but that's just to appease certain people.

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Getting to know
the Sack Lunch crew, though--

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I mean, we hung out a lot.

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I realize these kids have a lot
on their minds that I want to explore.

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-[girl] Can I ask a question?
-Yeah, shoot.

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-What's the tone of this show?
-How do you mean?

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She means, is it ironic,

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or do you like doing a children's show?

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We talk a lot about that.
That's the million dollar question.

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Well, first off, I like doing the show.

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I mean,  The Sack Lunch Bunch  is fun.

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But honestly, like,
if this doesn't turn out great,

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I think we should all be like,
"Oh, it was ironic."

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And then people will be like,
"Oh, that's hilarious."

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But if it turns out very good,

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be like, "Oh, thank you,
we worked really hard,"

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and act fake humble,

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and then you win either way.

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That's the first lesson of this special,
I just decided.

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[twinkling]

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You can go very far in life

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-if you pretend to know what you're doing.
-[pen scratches]

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-[bell dings]
-A lot of people in TV thrive that way.

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Name names.

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Sister, I could for hours.

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[variety show music plays]

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♪ It's John Mulaney ♪

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♪ And the Sack Lunch Bunch ♪

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♪ We're gonna have a lot of fun ♪

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♪ Gotta lotta songs and guest stars too ♪

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♪ Well, actually for guest stars
There's only one ♪

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♪ Let's all see what's on kids' minds ♪

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♪ The guest star's name is Richard Kind ♪

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♪ What adventures will we find ♪

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♪ Hangin' with the Sack Lunch Bunch? ♪

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♪ We'll keep hangin' on ♪

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♪ With the Sack Lunch Bunch ♪

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♪ With the Sack Lunch Bunch ♪

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♪ With the Sack Lunch Bunch ♪

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♪ Hangin' with the Sack Lunch Bunch ♪

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[song fades]

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[synth transitional music plays]

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[John]  Can you spot the differences
between these two images?

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[buzzer sounds]

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[John chuckles]  That's right.

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[pleasant music plays]

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Markers down!

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Okay, I asked you all to draw
your grandparents for some reason.

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Let's take a look.

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Orson, who do we have here?

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These your grandparents?

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All right, green. They're green, okay.

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Alex, what do you have?

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Well, this is my Grandpa Joe
and my Grandma Katherine.

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[John] Ooh.

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Yeah, that's definitely them.

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That's Joe Jackson and Katherine Jackson.

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-Uh, your mother is their daughter?
-My father.

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-Your father is--
-My father's parents.

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Your father is their son.

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How to phrase?

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Uh, was your dad,

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like, a very popular singer
when he was a kid

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and then an even bigger singer
when he was an adult,

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or just the first part?

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I'll be candid.

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My dad is Marlon Jackson of the Jackson 5.

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[John exhales] Oh.

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Marlon. I have no questions about him.

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Did you have grandparents, John?

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In a sense.

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I mean, both of my parents
had two parents,

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so, yeah.

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[chuckles] And then
there was this guy,  Paul.

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[Cordelia] John?

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Who's Paul?

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Well, Cordelia, sometimes elderly people
go steady.

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-They do?
-[John] Yeah.

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Funny, when I was a kid,
I used to sing a song about Paul.

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♪ Grandma's got a boyfriend ♪

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[John hums melodically]

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[upbeat music plays]

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[birds chirping]

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♪ Grandma's got a boyfriend ♪

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♪  Grandma's got a boyfriend ♪

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♪ It's a little weird at first ♪

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♪ But then you say it twice ♪

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♪ Grandma's got a boyfriend ♪

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♪ And I think he's pretty nice ♪

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♪  Grandma's got a boyfriend ♪

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♪ And her boyfriend's name is Paul ♪

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♪ Grandma's got a boyfriend ♪

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♪ Everyone don't like him ♪

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♪ He's almost eighty-eight ♪

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[door closes]

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♪ My aunts say they don't trust him ♪

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♪ But me, I think he's great ♪

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[Jake]  ♪ Grandma's boyfriend Paul ♪

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♪ No, they don't like Paul at all ♪

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♪ Grandma's got a boyfriend ♪

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[Jake]  ♪ Why does everyone hate Paul? ♪

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He ain't killed my grandpa!

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♪ He don't do nothin' at all ♪

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♪ He just reads his mysteries ♪

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♪ Yeah, you can solve 'em, Paul ♪

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♪ Grandma's boyfriend Paul ♪

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♪  Grandma's got a boyfriend ♪

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♪ I asked Mom, "What's the fuss? ♪

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♪ Grandma's in love again" ♪

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♪ Mom said, "But Paul ♪

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♪ He's always hummin' ♪

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-♪ Gilbert and Sullivan" ♪
- [Paul hums]

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♪ That ain't fair to Paul ♪

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♪ That he shouldn't hum at all ♪

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♪ He also eats all the cashews ♪

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♪ His son lives down in Maryland ♪

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♪ I guess he lost his wife ♪

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♪ I should ask
"What's your story, man?" ♪

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- [motorcycle engine revs]
-♪ I bet old Paul had quite a life ♪

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♪ Grandma's boyfriend Paul ♪

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♪ He calls waiters "garçon" ♪

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[distant explosions]

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♪ The fella fought on D-Day ♪

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♪ Grandma brought Paul
To our cousin's christenin' ♪

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♪ She wore a brooch
That Grandpa gave to her before he died ♪

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♪ Well, my mom and aunts ♪

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♪ Oh, they went crazy ♪

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♪ They yelled about the brooch ♪

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♪ Till Grandma cried ♪

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♪  Don't you make Grandma cry ♪

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♪ Paul, Lord, he tried to intervene ♪

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♪ No, no, Paul, big mistake ♪

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♪ I said, "Paul, listen
This is not your fight" ♪

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♪ Stay out of it, Paul! ♪

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♪ "These women would love
A reason to destroy you" ♪

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[women]  ♪ Easily provoked ♪

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-♪ "They'll scream..." ♪
-You're not our dad!

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♪ "...at you all night" ♪

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♪ Mom, I know you miss your dad ♪

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Hell, I miss Grandpa, too.

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♪ But it ain't Paul's fault
That he's gone ♪

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♪ So what is wrong with you? ♪

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♪ Grandma's got a boyfriend ♪

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♪ And her boyfriend's name is Paul ♪

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[vocalizing]

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♪ Yeah ♪

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♪  Grandma's got a boyfriend ♪

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♪ I really like you, Paul ♪

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[women]
♪  Grandma's got a boyfriend ♪

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♪ Grandma's got a boyfriend ♪

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♪ I really like you, Paul ♪

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[song fades]

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[Jake hums dramatically]

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That was the song.

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Whatever happened to Paul?

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Well, Cordelia,

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sometimes heaven
needs one extra special--

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No, no, no. I know he died.

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He was 88 in 1990.
I want to know when and how he croaked.

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Okay, when he's 89,
he has a series of strokes.

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Lives.

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Then he gets colon cancer, beats it.

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Then my grandmother killed him with a gun
thinking he was an intruder,

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and that's how he died.

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Whoa. Sounds like old Paul
had quite a life.

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He certainly did.

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He's no Marlon Jackson, but...

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[variety show instrumentals]

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[John]  Hey! What are you reading?

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Have you ever spied on your parents?

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Well, a boy named Sascha does
in the book I read this week

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called  Sascha's Dad Does Drag.

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-[curious music plays]
-One night, Sascha's lying in bed

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when he hears...

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[Jonah]  Clonk, clonk, clonk...

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He sneaks downstairs
to see what the noise was.

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Is it a woodpecker?

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Is it a hammer?

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No!

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It's his dad,

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in size-11 platform heels,

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bad padding, fishnets,
and a cheap Supremes wig.

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His mom says, "Good luck, honey,"

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-and his dad walked out the door.
- [footsteps echoing]

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- [door closes]
- But Sascha, quiet as a mouse,

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snuck into the back seat
and hid under a blanket.

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[engine turns over]

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Then they drove and drove and drove.

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Then they got to the Duplex,

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and Sascha saw a sign that said,
"Amateur Drag Night."

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Sascha knew that the Duplex
meant one thing:

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his dad better have the realness.

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But his dad did not.

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Sascha leaned against the bar

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next to some vicious queens.

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-[feedback whines]
-His dad went into a low-rent version

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of Mariah Carey's "Vision of Love,"

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and the queens pounced.

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- [roaring screams]
-"She should take her 1997 worn-out drag

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to the Museum of Natural History

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because  that  is a dinosaur."

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And even though Sascha was embarrassed,

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he couldn't deny
they were right to throw shade.

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[mellow jazz music plays]

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Sascha went outside to see his dad
dragging a roller suitcase.

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"Dad, I didn't know you did drag,"
Sascha says.

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"Because you don't.

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I'm not gonna sugarcoat it

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because, like a chubby queen in a corset,

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the truth always has a way
of spilling out."

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The rest of the book is them
updating his tired act.

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And even though his dad doesn't win
the Astoria Glamour Drag Ball,

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it's still pages of fun.

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My one critique is that it focuses
too much on the New York drag scene

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and not the West Coast
and Southern houses.

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If you want to read a book
that I give five out of five pencils,

252
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pick up  Sascha's Dad Does Drag
and the Act Needs Work

253
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at your local library.

254
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[quirky instrumentals]

255
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,641
[disjointed musical instruments]

256
00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:27,061
[subway alert chimes]

257
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,063
[chuckles] Okay.

258
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:32,692
First off, I want to thank all of you
for helping us with this focus group

259
00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:35,111
for Sony Animation's new movie,

260
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:37,405
Bamboo 2: Bamboozled.

261
00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:40,157
It's the sequel to  Bamboo,
which came out in 2009

262
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,325
before any of you were born.

263
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:44,787
Now, you've just seen
the first and final cut of the film.

264
00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:48,082
It's 84 minutes long.
We'd love to get any reactions you have.

265
00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:50,710
First thoughts,
there are no wrong answers. Yes?

266
00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,629
Um, the reason I like this movie...

267
00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:56,549
is because it's my favorite movie
of all time.

268
00:11:56,632 --> 00:11:59,260
Interesting. Now, you said
the same thing last weekend

269
00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:01,721
at the focus group for
Minions 7: President Minions.

270
00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:05,224
Minions 7: President Minions
was  my favorite movie,

271
00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:06,976
but that movie is nothing to me now.

272
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:08,436
That is the past.

273
00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:09,854
I am a new woman.

274
00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:11,981
-You're all about  Bamboo 2  now?
-[Lexi] Yeah.

275
00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:14,567
Bamboo 2: Bamboozled  is my identity now.

276
00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:16,485
It's my Halloween costume,

277
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,405
my birthday theme, my thermos.
It will be my favorite--

278
00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:21,115
-Hold on. I'm writing this down.
-[Lexi] Good.

279
00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:24,577
It will be my favorite movie forever.

280
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:25,703
[John] Wow.

281
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:26,996
Strong words.

282
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:31,041
Raise your hands if this movie that
you just saw,  Bamboo 2: Bamboozled,

283
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,710
is your favorite movie of all time.

284
00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:34,795
Okay, that's unanimous.

285
00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,256
And who among you
thinks you might run home

286
00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:39,425
and tell the entire plot of the movie
breathlessly

287
00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:40,760
to the first adult they see?

288
00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:42,720
In the movie, the koala, Kimmy, has--

289
00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:44,305
Yeah, I produced it, I know. But yeah.

290
00:12:44,388 --> 00:12:46,348
Kimmy the Koala has to go
find her mojo,

291
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,726
so she goes to the jungle,
and then they fall in the mud,

292
00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:50,436
-and at the end there's a song.
-Yeah.

293
00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:53,439
One part I forgot
was when the kangaroo falls on his butt.

294
00:12:53,522 --> 00:12:55,900
Could we use that entire thing
as the log line to the movie?

295
00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:56,942
You may.

296
00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,194
All right.

297
00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:00,446
Let's talk about
some of the characters. Sir?

298
00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:01,572
Excuse me.

299
00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:05,659
Um, the woman said I could leave at 5:00,
but I can leave at 5:30.

300
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,286
That's great feedback. Thank you.

301
00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:10,790
Now, the studio spared no expense
getting some very big names

302
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:13,167
to voice the different, you know,
animals or whatever.

303
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:16,378
Who knows who did the voice
of Benji the Cockatiel?

304
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,922
[together] Mark Ruffalo!

305
00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:19,715
[John] That's right! Mark Ruffalo!

306
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,342
From  You Can Count On Me.

307
00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:23,177
HBO's  The Normal Heart.

308
00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:25,596
Would you raise your hands
if knowing that Mark Ruffalo

309
00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:29,350
is doing the voice of the cockatiel
enhanced your experience of the movie?

310
00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:31,477
That is unanimous. Okay.

311
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,396
And who do we think did the voice
of Kiki the Boa Constrictor?

312
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,564
Elizabeth Banks.

313
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:39,443
At first I was like,
"Who is this? Is it Anna Kendrick?

314
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:40,945
Is it Elizabeth Banks?"

315
00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:41,904
And it was.

316
00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:44,156
Wasn't Anna Kendrick Dottie the Dodo?

317
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,741
Very good. It was Anna Kendrick.

318
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:50,329
But who knows who did the voice of her
husband and/or brother, Danny the Dodo?

319
00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:51,914
[Linder] It was definitely someone,

320
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:54,291
and, frankly, it was driving me crazy.

321
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,293
Okay, raise your hands if you could tell

322
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,420
that the voice of Danny the Dodo
was someone,

323
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,005
but you couldn't quite place him.

324
00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:02,716
It was Jeremy Renner.

325
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:05,219
[children] Oh!

326
00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:06,846
Oh, yeah. Finally.

327
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,931
Now, the wise old wombat--

328
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,016
-Mandy Patinkin!
-[John] Yes!

329
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,227
Mandy Patinkin. How early did you know?

330
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:14,520
Immediately.

331
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,730
As soon as he exhaled through his nose,

332
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:19,191
I turned to the man next to me and said,

333
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,818
"That's our Mandy!"

334
00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:22,987
You were sitting next to a man
you didn't know?

335
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:25,906
When I came back from the bathroom,
I sat next to the wrong dad.

336
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:27,616
How many times did you
go to the bathroom?

337
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,035
-Five. Four productive.
-[John] Hm.

338
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,912
-One thing!
-Yes.

339
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,080
My name's Isabella.

340
00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:35,165
This is my favorite movie.

341
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,668
I went to the bathroom nine times.

342
00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:40,963
I just want to tell you about what happens
in this one scene of the movie.

343
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,464
I produced it, so I know. But yeah.

344
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:45,885
All the lady emus are at the water,
and then the song comes in.

345
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:49,013
Ah, the song, "Today Is the Day"
by Ed Sheeran,

346
00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:51,265
written for this movie,
but not in context.

347
00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:52,850
The song comes on and they, like...

348
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:54,727
And then they go...

349
00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:57,062
[quick footsteps]

350
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:59,064
Yeah. Yep.

351
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,525
[John] The scene where they dance around,
yeah.

352
00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:03,569
They do dance around. Okay.

353
00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:05,279
Thank you so much for that.

354
00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:08,115
Now, when they're down at the river,
Arnold the Wombat--

355
00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:09,575
[all] Dax Shepard!

356
00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:11,076
Absolutely is Dax Shepard.

357
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,621
...says something is "fake news."

358
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,915
Now, did any of you get that joke?

359
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:17,708
[John] No? Okay.

360
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:19,793
Did anyone's parents laugh at that joke?

361
00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:21,211
Yeah. A light laugh?

362
00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:22,463
An acknowledgment.

363
00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:23,964
That's all it deserves.

364
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:26,342
I can't thank you enough for this.

365
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:27,676
You've given us your feedback,

366
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,720
but more importantly,
you've given us your time.

367
00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:31,639
Now, no one goes home empty-handed,

368
00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:33,807
so as you're leaving,
some woman is gonna give you

369
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:36,852
a backpack shaped like a koala
that's fairly useless,

370
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,146
and it is filled with tubes of yogurt.

371
00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:41,398
[children scream with delight]

372
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:42,816
Thank you so much.

373
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:44,068
[Orson] Thank you.

374
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,530
[John] Uh, could you tell us,
what's one of your biggest fears?

375
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:51,325
I have a fear of playing soccer.

376
00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:52,701
My biggest fear...

377
00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:55,663
is being too scared to take risks.

378
00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:58,499
...of needles and pigeons.

379
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:02,169
[John] Do you find the world
is a scary place or a not scary place?

380
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:03,837
Scary place.

381
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:05,798
[John] You think--
Like, everyday life is scary?

382
00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:06,715
Yes.

383
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,134
That's another one of my biggest fears:
home invasions.

384
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,427
I don't want anyone in my home.

385
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:12,888
One of my biggest fears
is, like, tarantulas

386
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,682
and spiders and bugs in general.

387
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:20,187
But another one is, like,
if I get under a 90% on a test,

388
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:21,772
my mom gets really mad.

389
00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:23,440
And when my mom gets mad,

390
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:25,150
um, I'm toast.

391
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,236
[John] Are you afraid of a lone pigeon?

392
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:28,779
I don't know what that means.

393
00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:31,699
[John] Sorry. If you saw
one single pigeon, not a flock.

394
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:32,616
Probably not.

395
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:36,120
If there were, like, three or more
then I would probably be afraid.

396
00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:37,871
[John] When three or more pigeons
are gathered.

397
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:38,914
-Uh-huh.
-[John] Yeah.

398
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,958
Are there any fears
that are your mom's fears

399
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,876
that you feel like you've gotten from her?

400
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,878
Yeah, definitely home invasions.

401
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,964
[musical interlude]

402
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:49,967
[John]  Can you guess what we're looking at
before we zoom out?

403
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,218
[digital beeping]

404
00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:52,761
You see it every day.

405
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,430
[continued beeping]

406
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,015
[John chuckles]  Keep guessing.

407
00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:00,728
It's the October '95 issue
of  People  magazine

408
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,688
featuring Larry Hagman's death scare.

409
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:04,440
[children]  Yeah!

410
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,900
[light R&B music plays]

411
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,485
-[birds chirping]
-[dog barking]

412
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:10,612
But why do I need an algebra tutor?

413
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:11,905
Because you're not good at it.

414
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:15,200
Now, I talked to the parents
at your school, the rich parents.

415
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:17,369
They say this tutor is a miracle worker.

416
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:20,122
Those were their words. A miracle worker.

417
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:21,206
[doorbell rings]

418
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,291
There he is.

419
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,043
You listen.

420
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:28,505
Hello, you must be--

421
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:29,965
Call me "the Tutor."

422
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,175
My valise.

423
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:36,597
My textbooks, a few toiletries
and incidentals.

424
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:41,518
So, which one of you
is the 12-year-old boy, Jonah?

425
00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:43,437
Him or you?

426
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:45,481
He is.

427
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:50,152
This is your math exam.

428
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:51,111
Sit!

429
00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:56,992
Disgraceful.

430
00:17:58,243 --> 00:17:59,244
This guy is great.

431
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:02,706
Who cares if I'm bad at algebra?
I'm never gonna need it in real life.

432
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,458
What you know about real life

433
00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:09,379
could fit into a thimble on the thumb
of tiny Jiminy Cricket.

434
00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:10,798
[the Tutor] Understand?

435
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,092
-I used to be like you.
-[wistful music plays]

436
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,968
Didn't care for school.

437
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,678
Didn't care for math.

438
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:19,765
Loved Creole cooking and Chopin.

439
00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:21,391
Just like you.

440
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:25,187
I thought,
"When will I ever need algebra?"

441
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:27,523
-[the Tutor] You know what, Jonah?
-What?

442
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:29,775
If I had known algebra,

443
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,528
I would not have lost my eye.

444
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:36,615
I'll sing a song about karmic wrath.

445
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:41,954
How I lost my eye
because I didn't know math!

446
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:44,456
[big band music plays]

447
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:47,376
Please welcome some of my pupils.

448
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:50,212
♪ By age 13 I was weary of school ♪

449
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:52,673
♪ Thought doing your homework
Was the work of a fool ♪

450
00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:54,508
♪ Dropped out in a flash ♪

451
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:56,009
♪ And abracadabra ♪

452
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,136
♪ No more reading ♪

453
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,053
♪ No more... ♪

454
00:18:58,554 --> 00:18:59,763
♪ Algebra ♪

455
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:02,516
[children]  ♪ There's a high-rolling world
That he wanted to join ♪

456
00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:06,103
♪ Full of passion, fashion
Cash and coin ♪

457
00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:09,606
♪ If you have pocket change
Shake, shake, shake ♪

458
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:10,649
[coins jingle]

459
00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:12,484
I have coins up on the dresser!

460
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,989
♪ My principal was a hundred and four ♪

461
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:19,908
♪ Folks said she was a witch
Hair down to the floor ♪

462
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,411
♪ She cackled through a cigarette
And said to me ♪

463
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:24,955
"Not knowing algebra

464
00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:26,999
will change the way

465
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:29,418
that you see!"

466
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:30,502
I got the change!

467
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:31,628
Too late!

468
00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:35,299
♪ You're starting to see how algebra ♪

469
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:37,217
♪ Will save your eye ♪

470
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:38,302
Not really.

471
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,637
♪ It's as clear as the sky ♪

472
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,431
♪ No need to clarify ♪

473
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:44,141
♪ No, no, no ♪

474
00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:46,185
♪ If you still don't see how algebra ♪

475
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,312
♪ Will save your eye ♪

476
00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:49,771
You keep saying that.

477
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,941
♪ Just keep listenin'
And I'll tell you why ♪

478
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,234
♪ Whoa, whoa ♪

479
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:55,944
[melodically] Hey there, Tutor.

480
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,154
[melodically] Yes, that's me.

481
00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:59,865
What's it like with only one eye to see?

482
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,534
With only one eye, I can never look twice.

483
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,621
But when you buy a pair of shades,
they're always half-price! [laughs]

484
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,456
Dad, did you rehearse this?

485
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,541
[big band music continues]

486
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,316
♪ I was out in the world
My school days over ♪

487
00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:37,110
♪ Working for a wealthy woman
As her chauffeur ♪

488
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:39,988
♪ Her husband always traveled
And she craved relations ♪

489
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,908
[all] ♪  She didn't care
That I didn't know equations ♪

490
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,911
♪ Till the day the husband came
Looking for his wife ♪

491
00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:47,246
♪ With a jealous heart ♪

492
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:48,956
♪  And an eye-poking knife ♪

493
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:51,792
♪ Madam thought fast
Said "Pretend you were ♪

494
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:55,712
♪ Over in the house as a math tutor" ♪

495
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,423
♪ Husband comes in
Said, "I hear you know math" ♪

496
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:01,260
♪ I'm as naked as a baby in a bath ♪

497
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,720
♪ He wrote a problem and I got scared ♪

498
00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:07,099
♪ "If B is three
What is AX squared?" ♪

499
00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,851
♪ I took a pencil from the man
And I did my best ♪

500
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:12,854
♪ I drew a stick figure
Of a lady with breasts ♪

501
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,399
♪ He was not amused
Threw me 'gainst the wall ♪

502
00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:18,318
♪ And pointed his knife at my eyeball! ♪

503
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:19,236
[music cuts out]

504
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:22,281
-♪ But then the phone rang ♪
- [music fades back in]

505
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:25,617
-♪ That was next to the bed ♪
- [children harmonize]

506
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,286
♪ The husband picked it up ♪

507
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:30,914
♪ And found that Princess Di was dead ♪

508
00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:34,001
♪ And in the commotion ♪

509
00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:36,295
- [children harmonize]
-♪ Of the emotion ♪

510
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:37,587
♪  I escaped ♪

511
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:39,464
♪ Both eyes intact ♪

512
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:40,382
[music cuts out]

513
00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:42,050
♪  A ta, a ta ♪

514
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,260
♪ A twelve, five, nine ♪

515
00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:45,554
-♪ So now you see that algebra ♪
[song resumes]

516
00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:48,015
♪ Will save your eye ♪

517
00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:51,476
♪ My story makes sense ♪

518
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,229
-♪ On that you can rely ♪
-♪ No, no, no ♪

519
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:59,151
♪ You're not confused how algebra
Relates to my eye ♪

520
00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:01,653
♪ I solved for X ♪

521
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:03,697
-♪ Solved for X ♪
- [Tutor] ♪  And now you'd better ♪

522
00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:09,536
-♪ Solve for Y ♪
-[children vocalize]

523
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:17,002
♪ Algebra song! ♪

524
00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:19,796
[high note continues]

525
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:22,591
♪ Vamp! ♪

526
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:23,800
♪ Vamp! ♪

527
00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:24,968
♪ Vamp! ♪

528
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:26,136
♪ Vamp! ♪

529
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:32,184
-♪ Vamp! ♪
- [chorus of instruments]

530
00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:37,105
-[continued clapping]
-[John] Ah!

531
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,899
-Any questions?
-[Jonah] Yes.

532
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:42,652
How did you lose your eye?

533
00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:45,530
A couple years ago,
I poked it out with my umbrella

534
00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:46,698
while doing the song.

535
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:48,700
[both] Oh!

536
00:22:49,951 --> 00:22:51,119
The umbrella.

537
00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:53,246
I don't have any fears.

538
00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:57,000
I believe fear, like any prejudice,

539
00:22:57,459 --> 00:23:00,962
or bias, or predisposition,

540
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:02,255
is taught,

541
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,758
and therefore learned.

542
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:07,886
It's the way we control one another

543
00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:09,721
in this world,

544
00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:11,807
in this American society.

545
00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:16,353
I know that fear is false, an illusion.

546
00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:19,773
[off-key instrumentals]

547
00:23:21,983 --> 00:23:24,778
-[pleasant music plays]
-Hey, kids, who's blue, furry,

548
00:23:24,861 --> 00:23:25,987
and seven feet tall?

549
00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:28,073
-[children] Googy!
-[upbeat music plays]

550
00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:31,952
[upbeat choir singers]
♪ Go, Googy, go, Googy, go! ♪

551
00:23:32,035 --> 00:23:33,161
♪ Googy! ♪

552
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:36,206
Googy went to the park yesterday
and he had a pretty Googy time.

553
00:23:36,289 --> 00:23:37,290
Let's take a look.

554
00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:40,419
-[cheerful song plays]
-[children]  Hi, Googy! Run far!

555
00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:42,379
[twinkling piano notes]

556
00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:44,714
No, Googy! Run further!

557
00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:46,258
[hurried xylophone notes]

558
00:23:46,341 --> 00:23:48,802
Hey, Googy! Run near!

559
00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:50,971
No, Googy! Faster!

560
00:23:51,054 --> 00:23:52,722
[pattering footsteps]

561
00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:54,975
Now run around and around!

562
00:23:55,058 --> 00:23:57,727
-[thudding footsteps]
-[children laugh]

563
00:23:57,811 --> 00:24:00,522
Googy, Googy is his name!
Googy goes wherever we say!

564
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:02,149
Go, Googy, go!

565
00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:03,150
Go, Googy, go!

566
00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:05,569
[somber piano music plays]

567
00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:11,158
[John] Catch you later, Googy.

568
00:24:11,658 --> 00:24:12,576
And thank you.

569
00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:14,744
Up next, we're gonna meet a spinster--

570
00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:16,955
-[girl] Oh, whoa!
-What was that picture?

571
00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:19,207
Did you tell 'em about Ronnie?

572
00:24:21,376 --> 00:24:23,420
Uh, okay, I'm sorry, guys.

573
00:24:23,503 --> 00:24:26,465
I'm sorry that no one told you
that Ronnie DiMaria,

574
00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:27,883
the guy who played Googy,

575
00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:29,468
died yesterday.

576
00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:31,219
Wait, what?

577
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:34,055
Oh, did you not know there was a guy
in the Googy costume?

578
00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:37,559
Yeah, that bald male actor
with the mustache, he was Googy.

579
00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:40,729
So every time you hugged Googy,
you were actually hugging Ronnie DiMaria.

580
00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:41,897
But you're not anymore

581
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:44,232
because Ronnie DiMaria died yesterday.

582
00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:46,693
I think I once saw that guy
coming out of the bathroom.

583
00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:49,196
Yeah, that would have been Ronnie.
[chuckles]

584
00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:50,197
But you know what?

585
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,406
He died doing what he loved.

586
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,241
Dressing up in the Googy costume,

587
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:55,202
and running around to make people laugh.

588
00:24:55,285 --> 00:24:57,454
He died during the shoot?

589
00:24:57,537 --> 00:24:58,747
Those are supposed to be funny?

590
00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:00,749
They're supposed to be fun.
They're, like, energy.

591
00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:02,667
I dunno.
They help with transitions in the show.

592
00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:05,212
And, no, Oriah,
he didn't die during the shoot.

593
00:25:05,295 --> 00:25:07,881
He died well after he wrapped,

594
00:25:07,964 --> 00:25:09,925
when he was already in his car.

595
00:25:10,383 --> 00:25:12,928
Because he was running around
in the costume?

596
00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:15,096
No, the costume had nothing to do with it

597
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:17,807
'cause he died so long
after he wrapped shooting.

598
00:25:17,891 --> 00:25:19,100
Right, Tyler? You were there.

599
00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:21,019
My call time was at 3:00,

600
00:25:21,102 --> 00:25:22,812
and he was dead at 3:00.

601
00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:24,356
Look, listen.

602
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:26,483
[inhales sharply]

603
00:25:26,566 --> 00:25:28,735
Ronnie had an enlarged heart.

604
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:30,862
And isn't that kinda fitting?

605
00:25:31,446 --> 00:25:33,532
That he died 'cause his heart was too big?

606
00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:35,617
You knew about his medical condition?

607
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:38,578
Well, I seem to recall a group of kids
yelling, "Run, Googy, run."

608
00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:42,207
-[children clamoring]
-Oh, yes. Shoe's on the other foot.

609
00:25:42,290 --> 00:25:43,333
That's a big lie!

610
00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:45,585
Those are recorded out of context.

611
00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:48,380
Look, I don't wanna talk
about his death anymore.

612
00:25:48,588 --> 00:25:51,883
I wanna watch clips of him
when he was alive, making us laugh.

613
00:25:52,008 --> 00:25:54,302
I'm still surprised those were
supposed to be funny.

614
00:25:54,886 --> 00:25:56,846
They're funny in Europe. Roll tape.

615
00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:57,973
[cheerful music plays]

616
00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:00,058
[children]  Go, Googy! Work out!

617
00:26:00,141 --> 00:26:01,434
[twinkling piano notes]

618
00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:03,103
Go, Googy! Sauna!

619
00:26:03,186 --> 00:26:04,646
[steam hisses]

620
00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:07,482
Don't be alone, Googy! Make a friend!

621
00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:11,027
Googy, meet Binky! Friendship!

622
00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:13,113
[somber piano music plays]

623
00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:17,158
-[Tyler] Oh, no.
-[Alex] Not Binky.

624
00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:18,243
[John] Don't worry, kids.

625
00:26:18,326 --> 00:26:20,245
Denny Greenberg,
the actor who played Binky--

626
00:26:20,328 --> 00:26:22,497
Binky is an actor in a costume--
is not dead.

627
00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:24,082
-He is...
-[drum roll]

628
00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:25,792
-[cymbal crash]
-...missing!

629
00:26:26,459 --> 00:26:27,877
Did he have known mental health issues?

630
00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:29,379
Did he have no mental health issues?

631
00:26:29,462 --> 00:26:31,673
-He's a deranged adult running around--
-I said,

632
00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:34,384
-"Did he have  known  mental health issues?"
-Oh, I misheard you.

633
00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:36,636
Yes, Denny Greenberg had schizophrenia,

634
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,263
which many people have.

635
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,516
[John] Anyway, he will come home,

636
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,185
Binky will, and he will be alive,
not dead.

637
00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:47,147
Then why do you have a photo for him
like he was dead?

638
00:26:47,230 --> 00:26:50,066
Oh, I have "in memoriam" photos
for everyone in the cast.

639
00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:51,359
Does anyone want to see theirs?

640
00:26:52,068 --> 00:26:53,820
No? All right, I'll show you mine.

641
00:26:53,903 --> 00:26:55,030
Can we see mine?

642
00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:57,824
[John chuckles] Oh, no. No, that's Suri's.

643
00:26:57,907 --> 00:26:58,825
Sorry.

644
00:26:58,908 --> 00:27:00,201
I'm very sorry, Suri.

645
00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:03,622
All right, there I am. See? That's nice.

646
00:27:03,705 --> 00:27:04,831
That's me doing stand-up,

647
00:27:04,914 --> 00:27:07,375
and it says 1982 to who knows when.

648
00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:10,754
Hopefully, a very long time.

649
00:27:11,004 --> 00:27:12,380
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

650
00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:14,924
-[bell dings]
-[children]  Friendship!

651
00:27:15,258 --> 00:27:16,926
Um, I'm scared of clowns.

652
00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:19,054
I am also afraid of clowns.

653
00:27:19,179 --> 00:27:20,889
"Oh, no, I'm too scared
to leave the house.

654
00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:22,432
A clown might get me."

655
00:27:22,515 --> 00:27:25,226
And they were like, "You know what?
We're gonna take her to therapy."

656
00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:29,814
Around October 2016, around that,
a lot of clown sightings were happening.

657
00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:31,650
There were clown scares where, like,

658
00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:34,527
people were just, like,
threatening other people in clown suits.

659
00:27:34,611 --> 00:27:35,779
You sit on a couch,

660
00:27:35,862 --> 00:27:38,365
then the therapist is sitting on a chair,

661
00:27:38,448 --> 00:27:41,326
and they pull up
these random pictures of clowns.

662
00:27:41,409 --> 00:27:43,912
I was, like, really cautious
from that point on,

663
00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:47,123
from, like, being aware of my surroundings
and everything like that.

664
00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:48,458
And, like, one week,

665
00:27:48,541 --> 00:27:51,711
the clown was, like,
really scary, and I almost died.

666
00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:52,921
But I didn't die.

667
00:27:53,004 --> 00:27:56,549
So, that Halloween came,
and I saw a clown on the street

668
00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:58,635
in an apartment building, like,
ringing the doorbell,

669
00:27:58,718 --> 00:28:00,887
and I was like, "Oh, no,
I'm going across the street."

670
00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:04,182
So, I cross the street,
and I avoided contact. So, yeah.

671
00:28:04,265 --> 00:28:06,559
[John] Have you ever thought
of dressing as a clown

672
00:28:06,643 --> 00:28:09,854
-and facing yourself in the mirror?
-Actually, the therapist made me do that.

673
00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:11,189
She made me put on a costume.

674
00:28:11,272 --> 00:28:14,401
And then she was like,
"Okay, let's put on makeup."

675
00:28:14,484 --> 00:28:16,236
I'm like, "No, I'm good."

676
00:28:16,319 --> 00:28:18,488
So, then I left... in the costume!

677
00:28:18,571 --> 00:28:21,074
[John] You said during the time
of the clown sightings...

678
00:28:21,157 --> 00:28:23,243
-Yes.
-...it was something people talked about.

679
00:28:23,326 --> 00:28:24,786
It was something people talked about.

680
00:28:24,869 --> 00:28:26,913
-[John] In October of 2016.
-Mm-hmm.

681
00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:28,665
[John] Did you like this therapist?

682
00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:31,751
I mean, she was just trying to help me
get over my fears, you know?

683
00:28:32,293 --> 00:28:34,629
-[John] That's one way to look at it, yes.
-[giggles] Yeah.

684
00:28:34,921 --> 00:28:35,922
[popping]

685
00:28:36,005 --> 00:28:38,925
[woman]  Transfer is available
to the M15 select bus service.

686
00:28:39,008 --> 00:28:40,343
[pleasant music plays]

687
00:28:40,427 --> 00:28:41,636
Hey, Sack Lunch Bunch.

688
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,513
-[Lexi] Hey, John.
-[Cordelia] What's up, John?

689
00:28:43,596 --> 00:28:44,889
I thought you had therapy.

690
00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:48,393
No, apparently my therapist
is out of town for the month.

691
00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:51,020
So, I get to eat lunch with you.

692
00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:54,190
♪  And lunch is the best part of the day ♪

693
00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:55,400
Not for everyone.

694
00:28:55,483 --> 00:28:57,861
Some people find meal time
quite difficult, Mulaney!

695
00:28:58,111 --> 00:28:59,612
What got into you?

696
00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:01,489
Oh, do you have one of those allergies?

697
00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:03,324
'Cause this is chock-full of peanuts.

698
00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:05,744
I'm sorry, I flew off the handle there.

699
00:29:06,286 --> 00:29:08,705
-It's all right.
-It's just, I only like one food.

700
00:29:09,038 --> 00:29:11,583
And I think it's gonna make
my life so hard.

701
00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:13,501
[soulful music plays]

702
00:29:15,462 --> 00:29:17,422
Is there another set?
Am I paying for this?

703
00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:22,302
♪ I hate to make a scene at a restaurant ♪

704
00:29:22,385 --> 00:29:26,181
♪ But there's only one meal
That I ever want ♪

705
00:29:26,639 --> 00:29:29,976
♪ Just noodles with butter
And not too much ♪

706
00:29:30,059 --> 00:29:32,395
♪ And they have to be the tube kind ♪

707
00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:34,689
♪ Or I won't touch ♪

708
00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:39,861
♪ We were once on a cruise
And the waiters got to know me ♪

709
00:29:40,236 --> 00:29:43,698
♪ Before my family ordered
They would bring me macaroni ♪

710
00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:47,702
♪ A plain plate of noodles
With a little bit of butter ♪

711
00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:51,372
♪ But life ain't a cruise ship
It's a boat without a rudder ♪

712
00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:55,251
♪ Yeah, a plain plate of noodles
With a little bit of butter ♪

713
00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:58,171
♪ It's the only thing I'll eat ♪

714
00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:02,967
♪ I've tried steak and chicken
And lots of different fishes ♪

715
00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:06,930
♪ But I just want my noodles
Even though they're not nutritious ♪

716
00:30:07,013 --> 00:30:10,809
♪ They say be myself
And live the life I want ♪

717
00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:14,771
♪ Except when I want noodles
At a fancy restaurant ♪

718
00:30:15,396 --> 00:30:18,316
♪ I know that I'm not normal ♪

719
00:30:18,525 --> 00:30:22,320
♪ I feel alone and lonely ♪

720
00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:25,907
♪ I'm the only living boy ♪

721
00:30:26,282 --> 00:30:29,702
♪ Who just wants macaroni ♪

722
00:30:30,161 --> 00:30:33,706
♪ I just want macaroni ♪

723
00:30:35,708 --> 00:30:39,337
♪ Just a plain plate of noodles
With a little bit of butter ♪

724
00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:43,424
♪ 'Cause I've tried every food
And I haven't liked another ♪

725
00:30:43,591 --> 00:30:47,178
♪ A plain plate of noodles
With a little bit of butter ♪

726
00:30:47,262 --> 00:30:49,806
♪ Is the only thing I'll eat ♪

727
00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:54,978
♪ And on my wedding day
While my bride is eating lobster ♪

728
00:30:55,311 --> 00:30:56,521
♪ Will I still be saying ♪

729
00:30:56,604 --> 00:30:58,815
♪ "Can I please just have some pasta?" ♪

730
00:30:58,898 --> 00:31:02,694
♪ A plain plate of noodles
With a little bit of butter ♪

731
00:31:02,777 --> 00:31:06,698
♪ I've tried every food
And I haven't liked another ♪

732
00:31:06,781 --> 00:31:10,201
♪ A plain plate of noodles
With a little bit of butter ♪

733
00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:12,579
♪ It's the only thing I'll eat ♪

734
00:31:13,955 --> 00:31:16,040
♪ Just a plain plate of noodles ♪

735
00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:18,042
[children]  ♪ A plain plate of noodles ♪

736
00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:20,086
♪ A plain plate of noodles ♪

737
00:31:20,169 --> 00:31:22,005
[children]  ♪ A plain plate of noodles ♪

738
00:31:22,088 --> 00:31:25,592
♪ A plain plate of noodles
With a little bit of butter ♪

739
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:29,596
♪ A plain plate of noodles
With a little bit of butter ♪

740
00:31:29,679 --> 00:31:33,683
[children]  ♪ A plain plate of noodles
With a little bit of butter ♪

741
00:31:34,642 --> 00:31:37,061
♪ 'Cause I've tried every food ♪

742
00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:38,563
[children]  ♪ He's tried every food ♪

743
00:31:38,646 --> 00:31:40,732
[Orson]  ♪ Lord, I've tried every food ♪

744
00:31:40,815 --> 00:31:42,734
[children]  ♪ He's tried every food ♪

745
00:31:42,817 --> 00:31:46,404
♪ And I haven't liked ♪

746
00:31:46,487 --> 00:31:48,948
♪ Another ♪

747
00:31:50,116 --> 00:31:55,496
♪ It's the only thing I'll eat ♪

748
00:31:55,622 --> 00:31:57,624
[song fades]

749
00:32:00,501 --> 00:32:01,669
[spotlight slams off]

750
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:06,215
My biggest fear is escalators.

751
00:32:06,299 --> 00:32:08,801
I don't like the way they move
up and down so quickly,

752
00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:10,845
and that you're supposed to know
when to jump on.

753
00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:12,972
Another one of my biggest fears
is sitting on a toilet

754
00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:15,725
and having the water automatically flush,
I don't like that.

755
00:32:15,808 --> 00:32:17,727
And nuclear disaster. Chernobyl.

756
00:32:17,810 --> 00:32:18,770
[scoffs] Nightmare.

757
00:32:18,853 --> 00:32:21,356
[John] What was your first acting job
when you were a kid?

758
00:32:21,439 --> 00:32:23,441
I do recall...

759
00:32:24,150 --> 00:32:26,694
many, many, many commercials

760
00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:29,864
involving Minute Maid concentrate.

761
00:32:30,281 --> 00:32:31,449
My favorite is...

762
00:32:31,908 --> 00:32:34,035
♪ The women of Robotech ♪

763
00:32:34,118 --> 00:32:36,162
♪ Living a life of adventure ♪

764
00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:39,916
Uh, which I'm assuming
was for a robot-style Barbie doll.

765
00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:43,753
["Carlotta's Portrait"
from  Vertigo  playing]

766
00:32:43,836 --> 00:32:44,921
[John] Shall we play?

767
00:32:46,047 --> 00:32:49,008
[Tyler] I haven't even started telling you
about the basics or everything,

768
00:32:49,092 --> 00:32:50,134
but why not?

769
00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:55,473
Do you think a dog knows it's in a movie?

770
00:32:56,349 --> 00:32:58,309
Dogs are smart animals.

771
00:32:58,768 --> 00:33:00,728
Not the smartest, but definitely smart.

772
00:33:01,479 --> 00:33:03,189
You're playing mind games with me.

773
00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:07,068
Filling my head with incorrect data,
aren't you?

774
00:33:07,151 --> 00:33:08,444
So that I make a mistake.

775
00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:10,530
Yeah, and then you lose.

776
00:33:10,613 --> 00:33:12,031
And the time goes...

777
00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:13,449
tick-tock.

778
00:33:13,866 --> 00:33:14,909
And then I win.

779
00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:18,663
You know the moon landing...

780
00:33:19,497 --> 00:33:21,249
it never happened.

781
00:33:23,418 --> 00:33:24,502
It was faked.

782
00:33:25,545 --> 00:33:26,713
What moon landing?

783
00:33:27,046 --> 00:33:28,006
There were many.

784
00:33:29,048 --> 00:33:30,800
Oh, I meant the famous one.

785
00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:33,011
Apollo 11.

786
00:33:33,970 --> 00:33:34,887
It was fake?

787
00:33:35,513 --> 00:33:36,597
[John] Staged, yes.

788
00:33:37,348 --> 00:33:38,975
-Oh.
-[clicks timer]

789
00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:42,395
I haven't had a dream in over...

790
00:33:43,396 --> 00:33:44,689
seven months.

791
00:33:45,231 --> 00:33:46,899
I haven't had a dream in, like...

792
00:33:48,609 --> 00:33:49,777
since yesterday.

793
00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:54,282
When you talk about rooks or knights,

794
00:33:54,615 --> 00:33:56,868
a.k.a. a horse, this is a knight.

795
00:33:57,243 --> 00:33:59,370
Even though it looks like a horse,
but it's a knight.

796
00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:01,205
I would've named it "the horse."

797
00:34:01,289 --> 00:34:02,999
Me too. But, you know...

798
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:09,088
I call Friday "Ty-day."

799
00:34:09,172 --> 00:34:11,132
Because your name is Tyler.

800
00:34:11,215 --> 00:34:12,091
Yes.

801
00:34:12,550 --> 00:34:15,762
I call this thousand-year period
"the Mulaney-um."

802
00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:18,014
Oh.

803
00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:21,267
I think that's just as clever as "Ty-day."

804
00:34:23,436 --> 00:34:24,979
[John] What do you do to relax,

805
00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:26,731
to unwind at the end of the day?

806
00:34:27,190 --> 00:34:28,357
[Tyler] Get in the car.

807
00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:30,318
I just drive.

808
00:34:30,401 --> 00:34:31,819
Nowhere in particular?

809
00:34:32,945 --> 00:34:34,447
Wherever the sun takes me.

810
00:34:35,782 --> 00:34:38,951
[chuckles] Seems like everything in life
works out for you.

811
00:34:39,035 --> 00:34:40,328
Okay, kind of.

812
00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:43,247
In retrospect, it kinda does.

813
00:34:43,956 --> 00:34:46,584
Do you feel you're old enough
for retrospect?

814
00:34:46,667 --> 00:34:48,336
-No, not really.
-Yeah.

815
00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:52,090
I don't even know what it means,
I just brought up a fancy word.

816
00:34:54,842 --> 00:34:56,552
I watch a lot of stand-up comedy.

817
00:34:56,969 --> 00:34:58,096
Oh, really? Uh...

818
00:34:58,638 --> 00:35:00,223
What's your favorite comedy special?

819
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:01,599
Nanette.

820
00:35:02,683 --> 00:35:03,559
Right.

821
00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:08,981
So, Tyler,   what's your biggest fear?

822
00:35:09,982 --> 00:35:12,235
Well, I don't want to bring the room down,

823
00:35:12,860 --> 00:35:14,904
but I guess I'd say...

824
00:35:14,987 --> 00:35:16,614
dying in my sleep.

825
00:35:20,618 --> 00:35:21,494
Checkmate!

826
00:35:22,578 --> 00:35:23,621
[big band instrumentals]

827
00:35:23,704 --> 00:35:25,665
-[variety show music plays]
-[frantic chomping]

828
00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:29,627
[cheerful theater music plays]

829
00:35:31,629 --> 00:35:34,966
♪ I wanna play restaurant ♪

830
00:35:35,049 --> 00:35:38,136
♪ Would you like to play restaurant? ♪

831
00:35:38,553 --> 00:35:41,597
♪  Oh, won't you play restaurant ♪

832
00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:45,101
♪ With me? ♪

833
00:35:45,351 --> 00:35:48,563
♪ I've never played restaurant ♪

834
00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:51,941
♪ Oh, please play restaurant ♪

835
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:55,695
♪ Okay, I'll play restaurant ♪

836
00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:58,489
♪ With you ♪

837
00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:00,658
Hi, may I eat dinner at your restaurant?

838
00:36:00,741 --> 00:36:02,618
I'm sorry,
we are closed for a private event.

839
00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:05,037
-Oh, but the woman said--
-We are closed for a private event.

840
00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:09,000
It says on our website to always call,
as we do close for larger parties.

841
00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:12,879
-Uh, could I order, like, an entree--
-Sir, we are closed.

842
00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:13,796
Okay, sorry.

843
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,549
Uh, we will call ahead the next time.
[chuckles]

844
00:36:16,632 --> 00:36:17,466
Okay.

845
00:36:19,051 --> 00:36:20,094
[final musical notes]

846
00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:23,264
-[pop music plays]
-[girls giggling]

847
00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:26,184
-[music fades]
-Okay,  Girl Talk,

848
00:36:26,684 --> 00:36:28,144
I'm here for you.

849
00:36:28,227 --> 00:36:30,980
I'm an open book, so ask me anything.
Girl Talk,  go ahead.

850
00:36:31,063 --> 00:36:33,482
Actually, who did you play
in  A Bug's Life?

851
00:36:33,816 --> 00:36:35,484
-In  A Bug's Life?
-Yeah.

852
00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:37,695
Oh, I was...

853
00:36:37,904 --> 00:36:40,740
I was Molt,
but you won't remember the name.

854
00:36:40,823 --> 00:36:43,576
But I was--
Remember the angry grasshopper?

855
00:36:43,659 --> 00:36:45,453
-[all gasp] Yeah!
-I was his brother.

856
00:36:45,536 --> 00:36:46,579
-Really?!
-[Cordelia gasps]

857
00:36:47,580 --> 00:36:49,415
Girl Talk,  what's your favorite movie?

858
00:36:49,498 --> 00:36:53,586
If I ever have to say a movie
not a lot of people know,

859
00:36:53,669 --> 00:36:56,172
and they say, "Okay, what is
your favorite movie I don't know?"

860
00:36:56,255 --> 00:36:58,257
And I encourage you to watch this movie.

861
00:36:58,841 --> 00:37:01,344
It's called  Witness for the Prosecution.

862
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:03,262
I know!

863
00:37:03,512 --> 00:37:04,805
What a weird name!

864
00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:06,557
Witness for the Prosecution.

865
00:37:07,266 --> 00:37:10,394
You've been in tons of movies
and had tons of roles.

866
00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:12,188
-Yes.
-And us three, we're actors.

867
00:37:12,271 --> 00:37:13,773
Do you have any advice for us?

868
00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:15,483
Yes,  Girl Talk,  I do.

869
00:37:15,566 --> 00:37:16,734
You ever done a play?

870
00:37:16,817 --> 00:37:17,652
[all] Yes.

871
00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:19,445
Can I tell you something,  Girl Talk?

872
00:37:19,528 --> 00:37:22,198
That's one of my favorite things
about doing a play,

873
00:37:22,281 --> 00:37:26,035
is that you become a community
and you see each other every night,

874
00:37:26,452 --> 00:37:29,622
yeah, and you say,
"I'm going to remember you forever.

875
00:37:29,705 --> 00:37:31,666
You'll be my best friends forever."

876
00:37:31,749 --> 00:37:33,793
And you know what,  Girl Talk?

877
00:37:34,919 --> 00:37:36,629
Six months later, you forget them.

878
00:37:37,004 --> 00:37:38,172
Isn't that terrible?

879
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:41,092
You'll forget them, and you'll go meet
another group, another cast--

880
00:37:41,175 --> 00:37:42,009
I don't.

881
00:37:42,468 --> 00:37:43,844
-You don't forget them?
-No.

882
00:37:44,220 --> 00:37:45,596
You've been in one play!

883
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,683
I've had a few roles, and I love them all.

884
00:37:48,766 --> 00:37:49,976
-You don't have a favorite?
-[Ava] No.

885
00:37:50,059 --> 00:37:51,102
Do you have a favorite?

886
00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:53,437
Well, I've only done one. [laughs]

887
00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:55,648
-So, that is your favorite.
-Yeah.

888
00:37:55,731 --> 00:37:57,400
-Are you sure about that?
-Yes.

889
00:37:57,483 --> 00:37:59,235
-Girl Talk,  you're positive?
-Yeah,  Girl Talk.

890
00:37:59,318 --> 00:38:00,278
[Richard] Okay, fine.

891
00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:02,113
♪  It's a hard knock life ♪

892
00:38:02,196 --> 00:38:03,447
-♪ For me! ♪
- [girls] ♪  For us! ♪

893
00:38:03,531 --> 00:38:05,700
- [Richard]  ♪ It's... ♪  Go ahead, you...
- [laughter]

894
00:38:05,783 --> 00:38:07,785
-[Richard laughs]
-[pop music outro]

895
00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:11,747
[John] Could you tell us, uh,
your biggest fears?

896
00:38:11,998 --> 00:38:14,292
I got three: heights, spiders, snakes.

897
00:38:15,167 --> 00:38:17,086
Do you want something emotional
as a biggest fear?

898
00:38:17,169 --> 00:38:18,671
[John] Do you have something emotional?

899
00:38:18,754 --> 00:38:20,423
[Richard] I think I'm a smart person,

900
00:38:20,506 --> 00:38:23,718
and I hate when I show how not smart I am.

901
00:38:23,801 --> 00:38:26,304
I start talking
and in the middle of it all,

902
00:38:26,387 --> 00:38:28,264
you realize you're an amateur,

903
00:38:28,347 --> 00:38:30,057
you're-- you're being dumb.

904
00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:34,020
It's a huge fear of mine,
just realizing how dumb I am,

905
00:38:34,103 --> 00:38:37,273
and knowing that they're realizing
how dumb I am.

906
00:38:37,356 --> 00:38:39,567
[John] Do you have
larger existential fears?

907
00:38:39,650 --> 00:38:41,902
A ladder scares the pants off me.

908
00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:45,239
-[whimsical harp]
-[variety show music plays]

909
00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,991
[John]  Born June 23rd,

910
00:38:47,074 --> 00:38:49,577
this celebrity has made
a difference worldwide.

911
00:38:49,869 --> 00:38:52,204
[clock ticking]

912
00:38:52,288 --> 00:38:53,456
[alarm rings]

913
00:38:53,664 --> 00:38:56,542
Did you guess
the Welsh pop singer woman, Duffy?

914
00:38:56,625 --> 00:38:58,252
[children]  Yeah!

915
00:38:58,336 --> 00:38:59,462
[John]  You're correct.

916
00:39:02,381 --> 00:39:04,759
[mellow jazz plays]

917
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,261
[glass clinking]

918
00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:10,222
Everybody, shh. Thank you all for coming.

919
00:39:10,639 --> 00:39:13,559
What a great party to celebrate
our architect.

920
00:39:13,642 --> 00:39:16,854
You know, this remodel cost us
an arm and a leg,

921
00:39:16,937 --> 00:39:18,564
and then another arm and a leg.

922
00:39:18,647 --> 00:39:20,191
-[laughter]
-[John laughs heartily]

923
00:39:21,734 --> 00:39:22,568
What's that, honey?

924
00:39:22,651 --> 00:39:23,694
[indistinct whispering]

925
00:39:23,778 --> 00:39:27,490
Oh, Lexi has a little play
that she'd like to perform

926
00:39:27,573 --> 00:39:29,033
that she put together for all of us.

927
00:39:29,116 --> 00:39:31,786
Let's hope it's better than her dad's
Super Bowl picks, otherwise...

928
00:39:31,869 --> 00:39:33,120
[speaks gibberish]

929
00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:34,789
-[laughter]
-[John laughs]

930
00:39:34,872 --> 00:39:37,375
-Okay, and it's called...?
-[hushed] It doesn't have a name.

931
00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:40,669
Okay, Lexi's thing. All right, here we go.

932
00:39:40,753 --> 00:39:42,797
-Here's Lexi.
-[John, eliciting Carson]   Here's Johnny!

933
00:39:45,007 --> 00:39:47,968
Um, so, first is that...

934
00:39:48,511 --> 00:39:49,845
[indistinct conversations]

935
00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:52,807
Who wants to pick a card?

936
00:39:54,517 --> 00:39:56,310
[indistinct chatter]

937
00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:57,645
Excuse me.

938
00:39:57,728 --> 00:39:59,438
The first part of this is...

939
00:40:00,106 --> 00:40:01,857
-[muffled chatter intensifies]
-Excuse me.

940
00:40:02,191 --> 00:40:03,984
You aren't listening.

941
00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:07,071
[voice echoes] No one is paying attention!

942
00:40:07,154 --> 00:40:08,781
[new wave rock music playing]

943
00:40:09,949 --> 00:40:10,950
[laughter]

944
00:40:12,076 --> 00:40:14,829
[indistinct conversations continue]

945
00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:21,752
♪ You promised that you'd stop talking ♪

946
00:40:23,045 --> 00:40:25,339
♪ When will the chattering end? ♪

947
00:40:26,715 --> 00:40:29,718
♪ You know I practiced for hours ♪

948
00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:33,222
♪ I even brought in a friend ♪

949
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,600
♪ Well, I recall an announcement ♪

950
00:40:36,684 --> 00:40:37,893
Shh!

951
00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:41,063
♪ That Lexi's mother just gave ♪

952
00:40:41,147 --> 00:40:45,067
♪ She said, "Our little Lexi's
Prepared us a skit ♪

953
00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:48,988
♪ The kind you're going to crave" ♪

954
00:40:50,030 --> 00:40:52,241
♪ No one is paying attention ♪

955
00:40:53,993 --> 00:40:56,036
♪ That guy just went to the fridge ♪

956
00:40:57,913 --> 00:40:59,874
♪ We don't do this for the money ♪

957
00:41:01,584 --> 00:41:04,795
♪ We don't accept every gig ♪

958
00:41:06,589 --> 00:41:09,633
♪ Well, guess what things
You are missing ♪

959
00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:10,885
[phone keyboard clacking]

960
00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:14,138
♪ What we had planned for this crowd ♪

961
00:41:14,597 --> 00:41:18,476
♪ Four minutes of total perfection ♪

962
00:41:19,018 --> 00:41:21,479
♪ But that bald guy talked too loud ♪

963
00:41:21,562 --> 00:41:22,605
Dude!

964
00:41:22,688 --> 00:41:26,150
♪ I'd wear my mom's blazer ♪

965
00:41:26,609 --> 00:41:29,695
♪ So I could play a newscaster ♪

966
00:41:29,778 --> 00:41:34,450
♪ The news is that
There is a new funny song ♪

967
00:41:34,533 --> 00:41:37,995
♪ You'd all burst into cheers
And laughter ♪

968
00:41:39,121 --> 00:41:42,458
♪ We'd stuff pillows in shirts
To look fat ♪

969
00:41:42,541 --> 00:41:46,212
♪ We'd take a blanket
And wrap up the cat ♪

970
00:41:46,670 --> 00:41:50,216
♪ The cat would be our baby too ♪

971
00:41:50,299 --> 00:41:53,427
♪ Are we some kind of joke ♪

972
00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:54,803
♪ To you? ♪

973
00:41:54,887 --> 00:41:56,514
[zapping]

974
00:41:56,597 --> 00:41:57,723
And then...

975
00:41:58,098 --> 00:42:00,392
♪ We'd both act out all of  Frozen ♪

976
00:42:00,476 --> 00:42:02,311
[wind blowing]

977
00:42:02,394 --> 00:42:04,605
♪ Then I would do a cartwheel ♪

978
00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:09,109
♪ And then when she's done a cartwheel ♪

979
00:42:09,818 --> 00:42:12,863
♪ I will also do a cartwheel ♪

980
00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:16,951
♪ But you don't value our vision ♪

981
00:42:17,284 --> 00:42:19,995
♪ You keep talking while we lip-synch ♪

982
00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:24,333
♪ And Mom whose side is it you're on? ♪

983
00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:27,294
♪ Shushing all your friends with a wink ♪

984
00:42:28,796 --> 00:42:30,965
♪ You have to pay attention ♪

985
00:42:32,633 --> 00:42:35,135
♪ This is a very big deal ♪

986
00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:39,848
♪ We even fought about who sang what ♪

987
00:42:40,307 --> 00:42:43,143
♪ But now our friendship is healed ♪

988
00:42:44,311 --> 00:42:46,438
[both]  ♪ You are not paying attention ♪

989
00:42:48,232 --> 00:42:50,943
♪ So watch us run off in tears ♪

990
00:42:52,069 --> 00:42:55,155
♪ You will regret
The skit you missed out on ♪

991
00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:58,826
♪  You will regret it for years ♪

992
00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:02,913
Mom's friend, Patti!

993
00:43:03,330 --> 00:43:05,124
[both] ♪  Pay attention! ♪

994
00:43:05,207 --> 00:43:06,959
Her adult son!

995
00:43:07,167 --> 00:43:08,794
[both]  ♪ Pay attention! ♪

996
00:43:08,877 --> 00:43:10,671
[David Byrne] Some guy's wife!

997
00:43:11,046 --> 00:43:12,881
♪ Pay attention! ♪

998
00:43:12,965 --> 00:43:14,717
[David Byrne] Man with mustache!

999
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,427
[both] We respect you!

1000
00:43:16,802 --> 00:43:17,886
Ronald Reagan!

1001
00:43:18,721 --> 00:43:20,556
[both]  ♪ Pay attention! ♪

1002
00:43:20,639 --> 00:43:22,349
Oh, wait. He died.

1003
00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:23,892
[both] Never mind!

1004
00:43:24,476 --> 00:43:25,853
[David Byrne] Everybody!

1005
00:43:26,353 --> 00:43:28,022
♪ Pay attention! ♪

1006
00:43:28,397 --> 00:43:29,982
♪ Pay attention! ♪

1007
00:43:30,482 --> 00:43:33,444
♪ Pay attention! ♪

1008
00:43:34,278 --> 00:43:36,488
[grumbling male voice speaking gibberish]

1009
00:43:42,202 --> 00:43:44,330
[angelic chorus singing]

1010
00:43:44,663 --> 00:43:48,751
I actually watched the trailer of  Us

1011
00:43:48,834 --> 00:43:52,838
while I was watching a YouTube show.

1012
00:43:52,921 --> 00:43:55,049
I just couldn't go to bed
because that trailer

1013
00:43:55,132 --> 00:43:56,800
was stuck in my mind.

1014
00:43:57,092 --> 00:44:00,471
And now I'm just, like,
watching out for my, like, evil twin.

1015
00:44:00,679 --> 00:44:03,515
My biggest fear
is doppelgängers killing me.

1016
00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:05,809
[John] And, Linder, where did you
develop that fear?

1017
00:44:06,185 --> 00:44:08,103
When I saw the movie  Us.

1018
00:44:08,187 --> 00:44:10,397
-[John] Then the  Us  trailer popped up...
-Yeah..

1019
00:44:10,481 --> 00:44:12,191
-...out of nowhere?
-Out of nowhere.

1020
00:44:12,274 --> 00:44:14,026
[John] You did not ask
for Jordan Peele's  Us?

1021
00:44:14,109 --> 00:44:15,069
Not at all.

1022
00:44:15,152 --> 00:44:16,904
[John] If you didn't know about
Bloody Mary,

1023
00:44:16,987 --> 00:44:19,323
and you didn't know about Momo,
and you hadn't seen  Babadook,

1024
00:44:19,406 --> 00:44:21,950
and you had not seen  Us  by Jordan Peele,

1025
00:44:22,034 --> 00:44:23,452
would you have any fears?

1026
00:44:23,869 --> 00:44:24,828
Get Out.

1027
00:44:25,079 --> 00:44:25,954
[laughter]

1028
00:44:26,288 --> 00:44:27,665
I like the movie  Get Out.

1029
00:44:27,748 --> 00:44:30,334
That's because it's also made
by Jordan Peele,

1030
00:44:30,417 --> 00:44:32,711
and falls in the floor, which is scary,

1031
00:44:32,795 --> 00:44:35,506
and, like, tries to take the eyes
and stuff, and it's really weird.

1032
00:44:35,589 --> 00:44:36,799
It's also really good.

1033
00:44:38,342 --> 00:44:40,344
[keyboard clacking]

1034
00:44:41,470 --> 00:44:44,014
-[quirky squeak]
-[indistinct grumbling]

1035
00:44:45,182 --> 00:44:46,308
[pleasant music plays]

1036
00:44:47,142 --> 00:44:49,603
You can do science in your own home, okay?

1037
00:44:49,895 --> 00:44:52,523
Today, we're growing sweet potatoes
in an egg carton cup

1038
00:44:52,606 --> 00:44:54,483
using dirt and these sticks.

1039
00:44:54,817 --> 00:44:57,569
Let's add the three-quarter cup of water
that it says.

1040
00:44:57,695 --> 00:44:58,529
All right.

1041
00:44:58,612 --> 00:44:59,947
Evenly disperse.

1042
00:45:00,030 --> 00:45:02,366
Then, without moving the sticks,

1043
00:45:02,449 --> 00:45:05,160
lift your egg cup tray...

1044
00:45:05,786 --> 00:45:07,663
Which-- Oh, this is-- Okay.

1045
00:45:07,746 --> 00:45:09,707
I don't--
How married are we to doing this?

1046
00:45:09,790 --> 00:45:11,625
-[Linder] I don't care.
-[John] I don't want to.

1047
00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:12,543
[Jonah] No, thanks.

1048
00:45:12,626 --> 00:45:14,336
Um, Mom, can I get my water bottle?

1049
00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:15,838
-[children laugh]
-[John guffaws]

1050
00:45:15,921 --> 00:45:17,631
Did you hear what he said?

1051
00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:20,509
[laughing] That's funny. You hear
what he said? He called me "Mom."

1052
00:45:21,051 --> 00:45:22,553
That means you talk to your mom.

1053
00:45:22,636 --> 00:45:25,848
-[laughing]
-He called Ms. Mulaney "Mom."

1054
00:45:25,931 --> 00:45:28,475
No, you said--
You called me "Ms. Mulaney."

1055
00:45:28,934 --> 00:45:30,102
Instead of "Mr."

1056
00:45:30,185 --> 00:45:33,355
We call you "Ms. Mulaney"
when you're in one of your moods.

1057
00:45:33,439 --> 00:45:34,314
Sorry?

1058
00:45:34,398 --> 00:45:36,567
Oh, what did Richard Kind call him
the other day?

1059
00:45:36,650 --> 00:45:38,610
-"Madam Secretary."
-[John] Oh.

1060
00:45:38,861 --> 00:45:40,529
And when did Richard say that?

1061
00:45:40,612 --> 00:45:41,697
On the group text.

1062
00:45:41,780 --> 00:45:43,824
Oh, are you not...?

1063
00:45:43,907 --> 00:45:45,826
No, I'm not on the group text.

1064
00:45:45,909 --> 00:45:47,953
[Camille] I thought he was the 323 number.

1065
00:45:48,036 --> 00:45:49,413
[Linder] That's Bo Burnham.

1066
00:45:49,496 --> 00:45:51,582
-[pensive music plays]
-[Camille] I never added him.

1067
00:45:51,665 --> 00:45:53,459
Zell, what's wrong?

1068
00:45:54,752 --> 00:45:56,170
I was just wondering...

1069
00:45:56,962 --> 00:45:58,630
It sounds silly, but...

1070
00:45:59,923 --> 00:46:00,758
do they?

1071
00:46:04,553 --> 00:46:06,555
[mellow alternative music plays]

1072
00:46:13,395 --> 00:46:16,648
♪ Do flowers exist at night? ♪

1073
00:46:17,691 --> 00:46:20,819
♪ Do flowers exist at night? ♪

1074
00:46:21,945 --> 00:46:26,200
♪ Do flowers exist at night? ♪

1075
00:46:26,283 --> 00:46:29,244
♪ Do flowers exist at night? ♪

1076
00:46:30,537 --> 00:46:32,623
-♪ I can't picture them ♪
- [backing choir harmonizes]

1077
00:46:32,748 --> 00:46:34,583
♪ Petal nor stem ♪

1078
00:46:35,042 --> 00:46:38,003
♪ Underneath the bright moonlight ♪

1079
00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:40,506
♪ I keep meaning to check ♪

1080
00:46:40,881 --> 00:46:42,883
♪ But I always forget ♪

1081
00:46:43,342 --> 00:46:47,554
♪ To ask if flowers exist at night ♪

1082
00:46:47,638 --> 00:46:50,015
♪ Do flowers exist at night? ♪

1083
00:46:50,098 --> 00:46:52,100
♪ Do flowers exist at night? ♪

1084
00:46:52,184 --> 00:46:54,102
♪ Do flowers exist at night? ♪

1085
00:46:54,186 --> 00:46:56,438
♪ Do flowers exist at night? ♪

1086
00:46:56,522 --> 00:46:57,856
♪ Do flowers exist ♪

1087
00:46:57,940 --> 00:47:00,484
[both harmonizing]  ♪ At night? ♪

1088
00:47:00,567 --> 00:47:03,737
[both harmonizing]
♪ Do flowers exist at night? ♪

1089
00:47:04,738 --> 00:47:06,573
♪ At night in the park ♪

1090
00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:08,700
♪ Do they bloom in the dark? ♪

1091
00:47:09,117 --> 00:47:13,247
-♪ Or do they hide until sunrise? ♪
- [twinkling]

1092
00:47:13,330 --> 00:47:14,873
♪ It shouldn't be hard ♪

1093
00:47:14,957 --> 00:47:17,251
♪ One night to creep in the yard ♪

1094
00:47:17,626 --> 00:47:20,003
[both harmonizing]
♪ And catch those night flowers ♪

1095
00:47:20,087 --> 00:47:22,047
♪ By surprise ♪

1096
00:47:22,130 --> 00:47:24,383
- [woman holds high note]
-♪ Do flowers exist at night? ♪

1097
00:47:24,466 --> 00:47:26,385
♪ Do flowers exist at night? ♪

1098
00:47:26,468 --> 00:47:28,512
♪ Do flowers exist at night? ♪

1099
00:47:28,595 --> 00:47:30,597
♪ Do flowers exist at night? ♪

1100
00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:34,601
- [note continues]
-♪ Do flowers exist at night? ♪

1101
00:47:34,685 --> 00:47:36,812
[full chorus]
♪ Do flowers exist at ♪

1102
00:47:36,895 --> 00:47:38,939
♪ Do flowers exist at ♪

1103
00:47:39,022 --> 00:47:41,400
♪ Do flowers exist at ♪

1104
00:47:41,483 --> 00:47:45,821
[Zell, holding note]  ♪ Night? ♪

1105
00:47:45,946 --> 00:47:48,407
[gong sounds]

1106
00:47:53,328 --> 00:47:55,914
[John] Do you have any nightmares, Jonah,
that you remember?

1107
00:47:55,998 --> 00:47:57,875
It was about a witch.

1108
00:47:57,958 --> 00:47:59,668
She came to the house and, like,

1109
00:47:59,751 --> 00:48:01,503
she made all the electric go away.

1110
00:48:01,795 --> 00:48:03,297
She made it dark forever.

1111
00:48:03,547 --> 00:48:05,883
And then, eventually, Tinkerbell came,

1112
00:48:05,966 --> 00:48:07,926
and she turned on all the lights.

1113
00:48:08,260 --> 00:48:10,679
[woman] Do you feel like
there's a Tinkerbell in your real life

1114
00:48:10,762 --> 00:48:13,056
who makes lights come on
when things are scary?

1115
00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:15,225
No, I think it was just in my nightmare.

1116
00:48:15,309 --> 00:48:17,895
My bed has to be
towards some kind of wall.

1117
00:48:18,061 --> 00:48:20,814
So, like, if the wall's right here,
and I'm sleeping here,

1118
00:48:20,898 --> 00:48:23,775
I have to turn out this way
so I can see the whole room.

1119
00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:27,571
Because if I'm turning the other way,
like, a demon will get you.

1120
00:48:27,946 --> 00:48:30,449
[woman] Is that lore,
or just you decided that?

1121
00:48:30,741 --> 00:48:31,575
What's "lore"?

1122
00:48:31,700 --> 00:48:34,328
[John] How long have you been afraid
of dying in your sleep?

1123
00:48:34,411 --> 00:48:36,955
Probably about, like, one year.

1124
00:48:37,247 --> 00:48:39,416
'Cause then one day I just thought of it.

1125
00:48:39,499 --> 00:48:41,084
Like, someone could rob your house,

1126
00:48:41,168 --> 00:48:43,086
grab a knife, and then they--
[imitates slashing]

1127
00:48:43,253 --> 00:48:46,006
I was like, "Oh my God.
What if this happens to me?"

1128
00:48:46,340 --> 00:48:48,425
This would just be so terrifying.

1129
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:50,886
[John] But if you had a nightmare,
what would you do?

1130
00:48:50,969 --> 00:48:53,597
There is a little doll that I have
named Little Witchy.

1131
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:55,599
She's been with me all my life.

1132
00:48:55,682 --> 00:48:57,893
It's a little witch that's,
like, this big.

1133
00:48:57,976 --> 00:49:00,729
And I lay on my bed,
and I hold her all the time.

1134
00:49:00,812 --> 00:49:03,065
It makes me feel happy
because I have comfort.

1135
00:49:03,148 --> 00:49:05,943
And at this moment,
we have matching pajamas

1136
00:49:06,026 --> 00:49:09,196
that I wear not every night,
because I got to wash my clothes,

1137
00:49:09,279 --> 00:49:13,116
but I mostly wear them a lot
to match with her, yeah. [laughs]

1138
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,534
[Camille] When I was a little kid,

1139
00:49:14,618 --> 00:49:16,828
I would have nightmares where, like...

1140
00:49:17,537 --> 00:49:20,958
they would, like, say my name,
and then I would just get freaked out.

1141
00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:22,793
[John] Do you mind me asking who's "they"?

1142
00:49:22,876 --> 00:49:24,252
I don't know, just like...

1143
00:49:24,670 --> 00:49:26,171
random people.

1144
00:49:26,463 --> 00:49:27,297
Yeah.

1145
00:49:27,381 --> 00:49:30,384
[woman] What is it about hearing your name
that seems... scary?

1146
00:49:30,467 --> 00:49:31,468
It's just, like...

1147
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:35,222
I didn't know that bad dreams
could know your name.

1148
00:49:35,305 --> 00:49:37,265
Like, stuff like that.

1149
00:49:38,350 --> 00:49:39,977
[paper rustles]

1150
00:49:40,394 --> 00:49:43,939
[light jazz music plays]

1151
00:49:44,106 --> 00:49:45,607
Welcome to  Papier Maché Time.

1152
00:49:45,857 --> 00:49:47,442
This is the hundredth episode.

1153
00:49:48,318 --> 00:49:49,236
Today...

1154
00:49:50,362 --> 00:49:52,781
we're gonna make something that,
well, to be honest,

1155
00:49:53,323 --> 00:49:54,908
is kind of upsetting to me.

1156
00:49:55,242 --> 00:49:56,326
It's a volcano.

1157
00:49:56,410 --> 00:49:57,828
Yeah, it's a volcano.

1158
00:49:57,911 --> 00:49:59,955
And when I-- [stammers]

1159
00:50:00,038 --> 00:50:02,582
You kids don't know this,
but when I was young,

1160
00:50:03,792 --> 00:50:05,460
volcanoes made me really nervous.

1161
00:50:05,877 --> 00:50:07,045
Where did you grow up?

1162
00:50:07,129 --> 00:50:10,382
I grew up in Baltimore,
and there's no volcanoes in Baltimore,

1163
00:50:10,465 --> 00:50:11,425
but, somehow,

1164
00:50:11,925 --> 00:50:13,218
I got it in my head

1165
00:50:13,552 --> 00:50:15,303
that there could be an eruption.

1166
00:50:15,804 --> 00:50:17,389
This is taking too long.

1167
00:50:17,472 --> 00:50:19,975
-[bell dings]
-Let's pour the vinegar in.

1168
00:50:20,392 --> 00:50:21,518
I'm nervous!

1169
00:50:21,935 --> 00:50:24,062
Everything's going to be fine,
David Byrne.

1170
00:50:24,396 --> 00:50:25,439
You sure?

1171
00:50:25,522 --> 00:50:26,565
Yeah, I'm sure.

1172
00:50:29,901 --> 00:50:31,903
-[liquid fizzles]
-Whoa!

1173
00:50:32,738 --> 00:50:34,364
That is pretty cool.

1174
00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:35,615
I told you.

1175
00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:37,242
And you didn't believe me.

1176
00:50:37,325 --> 00:50:39,077
And I'll never forget it.

1177
00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:42,039
Oh, okay, I'm totally ashamed.

1178
00:50:42,122 --> 00:50:43,790
It's okay. I forgive you.

1179
00:50:44,124 --> 00:50:44,958
Thank you.

1180
00:50:46,418 --> 00:50:47,586
This has been...

1181
00:50:48,545 --> 00:50:51,339
Papier-Maché Time,  episode 101.

1182
00:50:51,423 --> 00:50:53,759
If you need more information,
go to a library.

1183
00:50:54,342 --> 00:50:55,218
Bye-bye.

1184
00:50:55,594 --> 00:50:56,595
Bye-bye?

1185
00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:58,388
Bye... Bye-- Bye-bye.

1186
00:50:58,889 --> 00:51:00,348
[explosion effect]

1187
00:51:02,851 --> 00:51:04,853
[8-bit music plays]

1188
00:51:05,771 --> 00:51:08,482
[John]  Try to put this list
of New York City mayors in order.

1189
00:51:08,565 --> 00:51:09,441
[hollow rattling]

1190
00:51:09,524 --> 00:51:10,901
[children]  No!

1191
00:51:10,984 --> 00:51:11,860
[hollow rattling]

1192
00:51:12,027 --> 00:51:13,111
No!

1193
00:51:13,195 --> 00:51:14,071
[hollow rattling]

1194
00:51:14,154 --> 00:51:15,280
No!

1195
00:51:15,363 --> 00:51:16,239
[hollow rattling]

1196
00:51:16,323 --> 00:51:17,699
Yeah!

1197
00:51:17,783 --> 00:51:20,160
-[bell dings]
-[John]  Uh-huh. That's correct.

1198
00:51:21,036 --> 00:51:23,497
-[pleasant music plays]
-It's funny, what you said about Hawaii,

1199
00:51:23,580 --> 00:51:25,499
do you know "mahalo,"
it means, like, many things,

1200
00:51:25,582 --> 00:51:28,293
-it means "hello" and "goodbye."
-[Camille] I thought that was "aloha."

1201
00:51:28,376 --> 00:51:29,878
Guess who I saw on the subway today?

1202
00:51:29,961 --> 00:51:31,838
-Fran Lebowitz.
-Yes.

1203
00:51:31,922 --> 00:51:33,632
[John] Oh, I didn't tell you
about this sighting.

1204
00:51:33,715 --> 00:51:37,302
Last June, I saw Paul Simon
and Martin Scorsese at Coney Island.

1205
00:51:37,385 --> 00:51:38,386
What were those two doing?

1206
00:51:38,470 --> 00:51:40,138
They were stacked
on each other's shoulders

1207
00:51:40,222 --> 00:51:42,390
under a trench coat,
trying to sneak on the Cyclone.

1208
00:51:42,474 --> 00:51:44,476
-[Linder] Did it work?
-No, they got busted.

1209
00:51:44,559 --> 00:51:46,937
'Cause they made Paul the head,
and he can't talk.

1210
00:51:47,020 --> 00:51:50,524
So, inside the coat you just hear
this chattering on about Federico Fellini.

1211
00:51:50,690 --> 00:51:52,317
My top New York moment?

1212
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:55,028
I'm eating a slice of pizza
at the Statue of Liberty.

1213
00:51:55,112 --> 00:51:57,364
I walk around the corner and who do I see?

1214
00:51:57,447 --> 00:51:59,407
All of the New York Yankees,

1215
00:51:59,491 --> 00:52:01,409
and they're all singing
"New York, New York."

1216
00:52:02,702 --> 00:52:03,912
Only in New York!

1217
00:52:04,454 --> 00:52:06,623
Hey, Alex,
what's your top New York moment?

1218
00:52:07,165 --> 00:52:10,377
Well, there is one New York moment
I'll never forget.

1219
00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:14,714
- [grand orchestra plays]
-♪ I saw a white lady ♪

1220
00:52:14,798 --> 00:52:18,426
♪ Standing on the street just sobbin' ♪

1221
00:52:18,927 --> 00:52:23,515
♪ And I think about it once a week ♪

1222
00:52:23,598 --> 00:52:25,475
[cheerful theater music plays]

1223
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:26,893
I think I saw her, too.

1224
00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:29,104
Oh, I doubt it was the same white lady.

1225
00:52:29,187 --> 00:52:30,772
You know, once you keep your eyes peeled,

1226
00:52:30,856 --> 00:52:33,650
you'll see crying white ladies
all over New York City.

1227
00:52:33,733 --> 00:52:36,444
Often in expensive workout gear
or hospital scrubs.

1228
00:52:37,863 --> 00:52:39,197
♪ It was two ♪

1229
00:52:39,739 --> 00:52:41,366
♪ Years ago ♪

1230
00:52:41,658 --> 00:52:43,493
-♪ Christmastime ♪
-[sleigh bells jingle]

1231
00:52:43,577 --> 00:52:45,203
♪  Foot of snow ♪

1232
00:52:45,579 --> 00:52:47,038
♪ Passing through ♪

1233
00:52:47,455 --> 00:52:48,957
♪ Union Square ♪

1234
00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:52,627
♪ And I saw this crying white lady
Just kinda ♪

1235
00:52:52,711 --> 00:52:55,046
- [woman sobbing]
-♪ Standin' there ♪

1236
00:52:56,631 --> 00:52:58,800
Funny, what if instead
of getting on the subway

1237
00:52:58,884 --> 00:53:01,845
with my entire class for a field trip
to look at bugs,

1238
00:53:01,928 --> 00:53:02,846
I'd walked over?

1239
00:53:04,973 --> 00:53:06,224
♪ I approach ♪

1240
00:53:06,641 --> 00:53:08,393
♪ She's demure ♪

1241
00:53:08,476 --> 00:53:13,899
♪ She thinks
"Who is this four-foot bachelor?" ♪

1242
00:53:14,316 --> 00:53:16,234
♪ So my hand I extend ♪

1243
00:53:16,318 --> 00:53:18,111
♪ And say, "I'm Alex J ♪

1244
00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:21,781
♪ And you look like you need a friend" ♪

1245
00:53:24,326 --> 00:53:25,160
[woman sobs]

1246
00:53:25,243 --> 00:53:27,746
♪ Why are you crying in a public place? ♪

1247
00:53:27,829 --> 00:53:28,705
[woman] I don't know.

1248
00:53:28,788 --> 00:53:31,666
♪ Perhaps a friend of yours
Was fake to your face? ♪

1249
00:53:31,750 --> 00:53:32,584
Yes.

1250
00:53:32,667 --> 00:53:35,670
♪ Or did you just come from Trader Joe's ♪

1251
00:53:35,754 --> 00:53:39,257
♪ And you paid too much
For your avocados? ♪

1252
00:53:39,341 --> 00:53:40,217
♪ No Kleenex ♪

1253
00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:41,218
No!

1254
00:53:41,301 --> 00:53:42,761
♪ In her purse ♪

1255
00:53:43,136 --> 00:53:46,723
♪ I've a handkerchief for her of course ♪

1256
00:53:46,806 --> 00:53:48,767
♪ Monogrammed ♪

1257
00:53:48,850 --> 00:53:50,435
♪ "Alex J" ♪

1258
00:53:50,810 --> 00:53:52,520
-Keep it, ma'am.
-Thank you.

1259
00:53:52,854 --> 00:53:55,815
♪ Because you're just havin'
One of those days ♪

1260
00:53:55,899 --> 00:53:57,317
Yes, I am.

1261
00:53:58,109 --> 00:53:59,361
I understand.

1262
00:54:00,612 --> 00:54:02,906
♪ She takes my hand ♪

1263
00:54:03,365 --> 00:54:06,326
♪ We walk uptown and dine at Au Bon Pain ♪

1264
00:54:06,660 --> 00:54:08,411
♪ I talk of  Sherlock Gnomes ♪

1265
00:54:08,495 --> 00:54:10,080
-[weeping]
-♪  From beginning to end ♪

1266
00:54:11,039 --> 00:54:15,043
♪ Then suddenly I say
"What's that sound I hear?" ♪

1267
00:54:15,126 --> 00:54:16,253
[wailing]

1268
00:54:16,336 --> 00:54:18,797
♪ "Your lovely laugh, my dear" ♪

1269
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:22,175
♪ You got problems
And I don't wanna delve ♪

1270
00:54:22,759 --> 00:54:25,136
♪ You're a grown-up
And I'm barely twelve ♪

1271
00:54:25,470 --> 00:54:26,471
I know.

1272
00:54:26,554 --> 00:54:29,849
♪ But spill your problems
I can help you with coping ♪

1273
00:54:29,933 --> 00:54:34,354
♪ Look me in the the eye
And the floodgates will open ♪

1274
00:54:35,313 --> 00:54:37,315
♪ They're phasing out my department ♪

1275
00:54:37,399 --> 00:54:39,317
♪ And I will lose my apartment ♪

1276
00:54:39,401 --> 00:54:41,152
♪ My mom is no support system ♪

1277
00:54:41,236 --> 00:54:43,071
♪ I like bad guys
Can't resist them ♪

1278
00:54:43,154 --> 00:54:45,240
♪ Forgot to DVR  Drag Race ♪

1279
00:54:45,323 --> 00:54:46,908
♪ My friend Alisse
Fake to my face ♪

1280
00:54:46,992 --> 00:54:48,827
♪ Some fraud made them freeze my Amex ♪

1281
00:54:48,910 --> 00:54:50,745
♪ And then I ran into my ex ♪

1282
00:54:50,829 --> 00:54:53,415
♪ And some days this city and de Blasio
Just make me scream ♪

1283
00:54:53,498 --> 00:54:55,583
[holds note]  ♪ Why?! ♪

1284
00:54:55,667 --> 00:54:56,543
[music stops]

1285
00:54:57,335 --> 00:55:00,422
-[music resumes softly]
-♪ Why not just stand here ♪

1286
00:55:00,505 --> 00:55:04,843
♪ And cry? ♪

1287
00:55:06,553 --> 00:55:09,848
And also, this whole time,
I'm wearing my dad's fancy scarf

1288
00:55:09,931 --> 00:55:10,974
and my Heelys.

1289
00:55:11,057 --> 00:55:12,058
[wheels zipping]

1290
00:55:12,142 --> 00:55:15,478
-[cheerful music continues]
- ♪ Her eyes glisten ♪

1291
00:55:15,812 --> 00:55:17,105
♪ I don't talk ♪

1292
00:55:17,188 --> 00:55:19,274
♪ I listen ♪

1293
00:55:19,357 --> 00:55:22,944
- [thunder rumbling]
-♪ Then the rain starts again ♪

1294
00:55:24,029 --> 00:55:25,405
♪ We scurry down the street ♪

1295
00:55:25,488 --> 00:55:28,700
♪ To another Au Bon Pain ♪

1296
00:55:28,908 --> 00:55:30,535
-[twinkling]
-[thunder continues]

1297
00:55:32,078 --> 00:55:35,582
♪ She takes my handkerchief
From her purse ♪

1298
00:55:35,957 --> 00:55:39,419
-♪ She says... ♪
-♪ Alex J, I feel like I'm cursed ♪

1299
00:55:39,919 --> 00:55:42,797
♪ Lady, I know that the sky isn't clear ♪

1300
00:55:42,881 --> 00:55:46,926
♪ But it cannot rain
Every day of the year ♪

1301
00:55:47,010 --> 00:55:50,305
♪ You can't just be crying
In your own narrative ♪

1302
00:55:50,388 --> 00:55:53,099
♪ Because we tell ourselves stories ♪

1303
00:55:53,683 --> 00:55:55,602
♪ In order to live ♪

1304
00:55:58,104 --> 00:55:59,689
♪ She nods ♪

1305
00:55:59,773 --> 00:56:01,524
♪ Joan Didion ♪

1306
00:56:01,858 --> 00:56:03,318
♪ I take her hand ♪

1307
00:56:03,777 --> 00:56:06,988
♪ To Le Pain Quotidien ♪

1308
00:56:07,530 --> 00:56:09,574
- ♪ And we talk ♪
- [hearty laugh]

1309
00:56:09,657 --> 00:56:12,410
♪ About life and love
And  Sherlock Gnomes ♪

1310
00:56:12,494 --> 00:56:14,079
♪ Until it's time to go home ♪

1311
00:56:14,162 --> 00:56:15,038
Bye!

1312
00:56:15,497 --> 00:56:16,414
Thank you.

1313
00:56:17,165 --> 00:56:18,708
♪ That's what I think ♪

1314
00:56:19,125 --> 00:56:20,919
♪ Would happen ♪

1315
00:56:21,002 --> 00:56:22,420
♪ But it's all ♪

1316
00:56:22,504 --> 00:56:24,506
♪ Imagined ♪

1317
00:56:24,589 --> 00:56:28,426
♪ And I will wonder till the end ♪

1318
00:56:28,510 --> 00:56:30,637
♪ What if I hadn't walked away ♪

1319
00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:32,555
♪ Would that crying lady ♪

1320
00:56:32,639 --> 00:56:34,641
♪ Be my friend? ♪

1321
00:56:34,724 --> 00:56:35,725
[music fades]

1322
00:56:35,850 --> 00:56:38,353
Anyway, I remember all sorts of things.

1323
00:56:38,436 --> 00:56:39,604
Thanks for listening.

1324
00:56:39,687 --> 00:56:41,231
And wherever you are, lady,

1325
00:56:41,314 --> 00:56:42,482
have a good night.

1326
00:56:46,986 --> 00:56:47,987
[electronic echoing]

1327
00:56:48,113 --> 00:56:49,906
-[man]  Stand clear of the--
- [springing effect]

1328
00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:51,366
- Stand--
- [springing effect]

1329
00:56:51,574 --> 00:56:54,702
-Stand clear of the closing doors, please.
-[cash register ding]

1330
00:56:54,869 --> 00:56:57,872
All right, Sack Lunch Bunch,
did you have fun today?

1331
00:56:57,956 --> 00:56:59,290
[children] Yeah!

1332
00:56:59,541 --> 00:57:00,875
And did you all get meal?

1333
00:57:00,959 --> 00:57:02,127
[children] Yeah!

1334
00:57:02,210 --> 00:57:03,795
And we had the songs,

1335
00:57:03,878 --> 00:57:05,880
and we talked about death a lot,

1336
00:57:05,964 --> 00:57:07,966
and Richard Kind came by, right?

1337
00:57:08,049 --> 00:57:09,676
[children] Yeah!

1338
00:57:09,759 --> 00:57:10,927
Yeah...

1339
00:57:11,136 --> 00:57:12,595
And I got meal, too.

1340
00:57:12,679 --> 00:57:13,596
I had lunch.

1341
00:57:13,930 --> 00:57:15,598
I got the avocado toast thing I get.

1342
00:57:15,682 --> 00:57:16,766
I'm vamping a little

1343
00:57:16,850 --> 00:57:19,269
'cause we have a big finish guest and...

1344
00:57:19,352 --> 00:57:20,186
He's not here?

1345
00:57:20,979 --> 00:57:21,855
Literally?

1346
00:57:22,230 --> 00:57:23,231
Is he in the car?

1347
00:57:24,023 --> 00:57:26,109
-His voicemail is full?
-[faint rattling]

1348
00:57:26,192 --> 00:57:28,445
[man, muffled] Is it push or pull?
I am pulling!

1349
00:57:28,528 --> 00:57:30,488
-[yelling] I am pulling! I am!
-[John] Is he...?

1350
00:57:31,698 --> 00:57:32,949
Hey!

1351
00:57:33,032 --> 00:57:34,826
It's me, Sack Lunch Bunch!

1352
00:57:34,909 --> 00:57:36,453
-Mr. Music!
-[twinkling]

1353
00:57:36,536 --> 00:57:38,580
[children] Hi, Mr. Music!

1354
00:57:38,663 --> 00:57:40,874
And I'm here to teach you

1355
00:57:40,957 --> 00:57:42,459
about music!

1356
00:57:42,542 --> 00:57:44,711
-[children] Yay!
-[Mr. Music laughs]

1357
00:57:44,836 --> 00:57:46,546
-I have a clarinet!
-[Mr. Music] No!

1358
00:57:46,629 --> 00:57:48,548
Put away your skinny trumpet!

1359
00:57:48,631 --> 00:57:49,841
Instruments are stupid!

1360
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:51,718
[Mr. Music sighs]

1361
00:57:52,051 --> 00:57:53,094
Be-- Because...

1362
00:57:53,178 --> 00:57:56,598
Because there's music everywhere!

1363
00:57:58,141 --> 00:58:00,226
[children, hesitantly] Oh...!

1364
00:58:00,310 --> 00:58:01,769
[Mr. Music] Oh!

1365
00:58:01,853 --> 00:58:03,062
[laughs]

1366
00:58:03,146 --> 00:58:05,607
[indistinct whispering] "Yeah..."

1367
00:58:06,316 --> 00:58:07,859
Oh, yeah, yeah!

1368
00:58:07,942 --> 00:58:09,152
So, follow me!

1369
00:58:09,235 --> 00:58:10,403
-[cheering]
-[Mr. Music] Ha-ha!

1370
00:58:10,487 --> 00:58:12,572
But also give me space, okay? [laughs]

1371
00:58:12,655 --> 00:58:14,532
[John] It's okay. I know him. I know him.
Okay.

1372
00:58:15,074 --> 00:58:17,076
[percussion instruments playing]

1373
00:58:18,870 --> 00:58:20,914
[lively music plays]

1374
00:58:24,167 --> 00:58:25,877
♪ There is music here ♪

1375
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:27,128
♪ Music there ♪

1376
00:58:27,212 --> 00:58:29,589
♪ Music, music everywhere ♪

1377
00:58:29,672 --> 00:58:31,716
♪ Use your ear, be aware ♪

1378
00:58:31,799 --> 00:58:34,886
♪ You're making music everywhere ♪

1379
00:58:35,470 --> 00:58:38,223
♪ When you tap a pen
On a paperback book ♪

1380
00:58:38,306 --> 00:58:39,140
[muted tapping]

1381
00:58:39,390 --> 00:58:41,476
♪ Not too loud but you get the point ♪

1382
00:58:41,559 --> 00:58:42,393
[squeals]

1383
00:58:42,477 --> 00:58:45,313
♪ Toss a dress shirt in a laundry sack ♪

1384
00:58:46,898 --> 00:58:50,235
♪ Subtle sound
Let me find something else ♪

1385
00:58:50,401 --> 00:58:51,819
[percussion instruments playing]

1386
00:58:57,825 --> 00:58:58,952
I have a clarinet.

1387
00:58:59,202 --> 00:59:00,036
What?

1388
00:59:00,119 --> 00:59:01,496
How about my clarinet?

1389
00:59:01,579 --> 00:59:02,705
I don't need instruments!

1390
00:59:02,789 --> 00:59:06,125
Listen when I say what songs are about!
I'm making music! You're ignorant!

1391
00:59:06,209 --> 00:59:07,669
[song stops]

1392
00:59:09,546 --> 00:59:11,172
I'm making music!

1393
00:59:11,464 --> 00:59:12,465
Ha-ha!

1394
00:59:13,174 --> 00:59:15,343
- [lively music continues]
-♪ 'Cause there is music here ♪

1395
00:59:15,426 --> 00:59:16,469
♪ Music there ♪

1396
00:59:16,553 --> 00:59:18,930
♪ Music, music everywhere ♪

1397
00:59:19,013 --> 00:59:21,099
♪ Use your ears, be aware ♪

1398
00:59:21,182 --> 00:59:23,601
♪ You're making music everywhere ♪

1399
00:59:23,685 --> 00:59:24,519
[gasps]

1400
00:59:25,144 --> 00:59:27,981
♪ Even a cat can bat a tune ♪

1401
00:59:28,231 --> 00:59:29,107
[song stops]

1402
00:59:29,399 --> 00:59:30,233
Do it.

1403
00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:31,985
[meows]

1404
00:59:32,068 --> 00:59:32,902
Do it.

1405
00:59:34,654 --> 00:59:35,738
[laughs nervously]

1406
00:59:35,822 --> 00:59:37,782
- [lively song continues]
-♪ Or take a pudding cup ♪

1407
00:59:37,865 --> 00:59:39,033
♪ And put in a spoon ♪

1408
00:59:39,492 --> 00:59:41,869
♪ Then when you pull it out... ♪

1409
00:59:42,203 --> 00:59:44,038
♪ Then when you pull it out... ♪

1410
00:59:44,122 --> 00:59:46,165
-[song stops]
-I did this last night. It made a sound.

1411
00:59:46,249 --> 00:59:47,584
What kind of sound did it make?

1412
00:59:47,667 --> 00:59:49,919
-Like a squishy sound like a butt!
-Maybe if you tap--

1413
00:59:50,003 --> 00:59:52,338
No! You talked over it!
It just made the noise!

1414
00:59:52,422 --> 00:59:55,717
-[thud]
-♪  Music is so loud you have to shout ♪

1415
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:58,595
♪ Listen to the ruckus
When you swirl Bordeaux ♪

1416
00:59:58,803 --> 01:00:01,889
♪ Or just take the bottle
And let it blow ♪

1417
01:00:01,973 --> 01:00:02,807
[blows]

1418
01:00:03,725 --> 01:00:06,185
-Okay, I just broke a bottle over here.
-[glass crunching]

1419
01:00:06,269 --> 01:00:08,062
I don't know if you walk here,
but you should--

1420
01:00:08,146 --> 01:00:09,772
There are no big pieces that shattered.

1421
01:00:11,190 --> 01:00:13,067
-[continued crunching]
-Oh! [giggles]

1422
01:00:13,151 --> 01:00:14,569
♪ There is music here ♪

1423
01:00:14,652 --> 01:00:15,820
♪ Music there ♪

1424
01:00:15,903 --> 01:00:18,406
♪ Music, music everywhere ♪

1425
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:20,992
Is Mr. Music okay?

1426
01:00:21,075 --> 01:00:23,870
No, Mr. Music's not okay.
He's having a lot of trouble.

1427
01:00:24,245 --> 01:00:26,623
♪ I stayed up late
I should have prepped ♪

1428
01:00:26,706 --> 01:00:29,250
♪  And planted stuff that makes sounds ♪

1429
01:00:29,334 --> 01:00:30,460
[music stops]

1430
01:00:33,504 --> 01:00:36,674
-[lively music continues]
-♪  Leaky faucet goes drip, drip, drop ♪

1431
01:00:37,925 --> 01:00:39,093
Who fixed this?

1432
01:00:40,011 --> 01:00:42,972
♪ This new modern toilet
Makes quite a sound ♪

1433
01:00:43,723 --> 01:00:47,268
♪ It's louder than a gong
When you flush it down ♪

1434
01:00:47,393 --> 01:00:48,603
[light rushing of water]

1435
01:00:48,728 --> 01:00:50,563
Just... lower the boom.

1436
01:00:50,897 --> 01:00:53,483
No, just work with me
and just lower the boom

1437
01:00:53,566 --> 01:00:54,859
into the toilet bowl!

1438
01:00:54,942 --> 01:00:56,486
[audio feedback whines]

1439
01:00:56,778 --> 01:00:57,862
[Mr. Music sighs]

1440
01:00:57,945 --> 01:00:59,947
Now I have to wait
for it to be ready again.

1441
01:01:00,031 --> 01:01:01,783
I don't want the commode to overflow.

1442
01:01:05,453 --> 01:01:06,537
[water rumbles to stillness]

1443
01:01:06,621 --> 01:01:08,956
-Okay, now it's safe to flush again.
-[toilet rattles, thuds]

1444
01:01:11,501 --> 01:01:12,502
Damn it!

1445
01:01:13,836 --> 01:01:15,296
[echoing] I need my tap shoes!

1446
01:01:16,881 --> 01:01:20,218
♪ Jump up on your Tempur-Pedic bed ♪

1447
01:01:20,468 --> 01:01:23,763
♪ And tap dance so loud
You'll wake the dead ♪

1448
01:01:24,305 --> 01:01:27,475
♪ Momma told you not to make a peep ♪

1449
01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:30,561
♪ Well clickety-clack
And wake her out of her sleep ♪

1450
01:01:30,645 --> 01:01:31,646
[Mr. Music yelps]

1451
01:01:31,729 --> 01:01:32,563
[Mr. Music groans]

1452
01:01:32,647 --> 01:01:34,857
I landed weird on my ankle
and it popped.

1453
01:01:35,608 --> 01:01:37,527
-Did you hear that?
-[children] No.

1454
01:01:38,736 --> 01:01:41,906
♪  It was like music ♪

1455
01:01:41,989 --> 01:01:47,286
♪ Everywhere ♪

1456
01:01:48,913 --> 01:01:50,832
What time is it?
Am I supposed to do an hour?

1457
01:01:50,915 --> 01:01:52,375
No, no, who told you that?

1458
01:01:52,458 --> 01:01:53,793
I  can  do an hour.

1459
01:01:53,876 --> 01:01:55,294
Absolutely not.

1460
01:01:55,378 --> 01:01:58,589
♪  Give me the clarinet
You mentioned before ♪

1461
01:01:59,048 --> 01:02:02,218
♪ I said I didn't need it
Give it to me please ♪

1462
01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:06,013
♪ You'll never believe
What a sound it makes ♪

1463
01:02:06,097 --> 01:02:09,559
♪ When I throw it out the window
And the window breaks ♪

1464
01:02:09,642 --> 01:02:11,686
-[song stops]
-No! That's my clarinet!

1465
01:02:12,311 --> 01:02:15,690
It landed on a truck full of pillows
that was passing by only then.

1466
01:02:16,232 --> 01:02:18,901
Lord, you don't want me
to make music, do you?

1467
01:02:19,652 --> 01:02:23,197
-[lively music continues]
-♪  Maybe grab that cat by its tail ♪

1468
01:02:23,281 --> 01:02:24,282
Hey, no!

1469
01:02:24,365 --> 01:02:26,909
♪ Swing it around and the cat will wail ♪

1470
01:02:26,993 --> 01:02:27,952
[screams] Ow!

1471
01:02:28,119 --> 01:02:29,036
Ow!

1472
01:02:29,245 --> 01:02:30,788
Mother Mary!

1473
01:02:31,539 --> 01:02:33,040
[Mr. Music] There's glass here!

1474
01:02:34,292 --> 01:02:35,793
Who put glass here?!

1475
01:02:36,794 --> 01:02:37,628
[sighs]

1476
01:02:38,379 --> 01:02:39,881
[glass crunching]

1477
01:02:40,506 --> 01:02:42,383
I'm so stupid. [sighs]

1478
01:02:42,717 --> 01:02:44,802
I stayed up late
trying on clothes I already own,

1479
01:02:44,886 --> 01:02:46,512
and I didn't prepare and I failed.

1480
01:02:46,971 --> 01:02:51,350
Dad, I think that even though most
of the things you did weren't audible,

1481
01:02:51,434 --> 01:02:52,643
you're just trying to teach us

1482
01:02:52,727 --> 01:02:55,438
that music can come from lots of things
that aren't instruments.

1483
01:02:56,147 --> 01:02:57,064
Yes...

1484
01:02:59,108 --> 01:02:59,942
Yes!

1485
01:03:00,568 --> 01:03:02,862
You see?
You understood what I was trying to say.

1486
01:03:02,945 --> 01:03:05,990
Music is more than just
the songs you hear or people singing.

1487
01:03:08,409 --> 01:03:09,619
Well, it's what you just--

1488
01:03:09,702 --> 01:03:10,953
You just said it better.

1489
01:03:12,246 --> 01:03:13,289
[John] Hey, Mr. Music.

1490
01:03:15,249 --> 01:03:16,125
Mr. Music?

1491
01:03:17,627 --> 01:03:18,795
What you did was really funny,

1492
01:03:18,878 --> 01:03:21,506
watching you run around,
when you were back over there especially.

1493
01:03:22,256 --> 01:03:24,050
We want you to know
that we don't judge you.

1494
01:03:24,675 --> 01:03:25,635
We don't care.

1495
01:03:27,428 --> 01:03:28,596
You don't care?

1496
01:03:28,846 --> 01:03:29,680
No, right?

1497
01:03:29,764 --> 01:03:31,182
-[children] No.
-[Tyler] Not really.

1498
01:03:31,265 --> 01:03:32,809
[John] We don't care. Who cares?

1499
01:03:33,601 --> 01:03:34,769
Nobody cares.

1500
01:03:35,686 --> 01:03:37,021
Ha-ha!

1501
01:03:37,104 --> 01:03:38,481
Everybody sing!

1502
01:03:38,564 --> 01:03:39,607
Together!

1503
01:03:39,982 --> 01:03:41,484
Cast and crew!

1504
01:03:43,569 --> 01:03:45,154
-Cast only.
-[lively music continues]

1505
01:03:45,738 --> 01:03:48,074
[children]
♪  Music here, music there ♪

1506
01:03:48,157 --> 01:03:50,576
♪ Music, music everywhere ♪

1507
01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:52,829
♪ Use your ears, be aware ♪

1508
01:03:52,912 --> 01:03:55,456
♪ You're making music everywhere ♪

1509
01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:56,457
♪ What a day ♪

1510
01:03:56,541 --> 01:03:57,792
♪ We learned so much ♪

1511
01:03:57,875 --> 01:04:00,253
♪ So many topics left to touch ♪

1512
01:04:00,336 --> 01:04:02,964
♪ So when you feel sad and scared ♪

1513
01:04:03,047 --> 01:04:05,341
♪ Look for music anywhere ♪

1514
01:04:05,424 --> 01:04:10,263
♪ Look for music anywhere ♪

1515
01:04:11,889 --> 01:04:13,474
-[song stops]
-[plays clarinet off key]

1516
01:04:16,102 --> 01:04:17,603
[scattered applause]

1517
01:04:17,687 --> 01:04:19,605
-[laughter]
-[John sighs] Yeah...

1518
01:04:19,897 --> 01:04:21,482
[indistinct chatter]

1519
01:04:22,692 --> 01:04:25,528
That's a picture wrap
on Jake Gyllenhaal, everybody.

1520
01:04:25,653 --> 01:04:28,155
[Jake] Thank you. Thank you very much.
Thank you.

1521
01:04:28,239 --> 01:04:29,949
No, no, I want this. I'm keeping this.

1522
01:04:30,032 --> 01:04:31,701
-[John] Very cool.
-[Jake] This is mine.

1523
01:04:31,784 --> 01:04:33,077
[indistinct chatter]

1524
01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:36,163
[cat vocalizes in deep voice]

1525
01:04:38,541 --> 01:04:40,877
My biggest fear is...

1526
01:04:41,210 --> 01:04:43,629
losing my family or people I love.

1527
01:04:43,713 --> 01:04:45,673
And right up there, right alongside of it,

1528
01:04:45,756 --> 01:04:48,134
is losing my iPhone.

1529
01:04:48,217 --> 01:04:51,304
[woman] What is the most scared
you've been in New York City?

1530
01:04:51,846 --> 01:04:54,473
I've almost never been scared
in New York City.

1531
01:04:54,557 --> 01:04:56,017
[woman] What about in Los Angeles?

1532
01:04:56,100 --> 01:05:00,021
Every night in Los Angeles
I'm afraid of Charles Manson.

1533
01:05:00,104 --> 01:05:02,315
[John] What is one of your biggest fears?

1534
01:05:02,523 --> 01:05:05,192
The Purge,  but not the movie,

1535
01:05:05,818 --> 01:05:06,861
the theory.

1536
01:05:06,944 --> 01:05:09,447
[John] So, do you mean it's the plot
of the movie  The Purge--

1537
01:05:09,530 --> 01:05:11,449
-Yeah. Yeah.
-[John] Gotcha.

1538
01:05:11,532 --> 01:05:14,035
Sometimes I, like, try not to fear,

1539
01:05:14,118 --> 01:05:17,496
because I believe
that God is always watching us,

1540
01:05:17,580 --> 01:05:19,790
but something that, like...

1541
01:05:20,374 --> 01:05:23,294
bothers me are, like, bugs.

1542
01:05:23,377 --> 01:05:25,379
Riptides are my biggest fear because...

1543
01:05:26,756 --> 01:05:30,217
they just-- they pull you under the water
and then suck you out into the ocean.

1544
01:05:30,301 --> 01:05:33,596
Fish, tacos, and fish tacos. Terrible.

1545
01:05:34,388 --> 01:05:37,266
-[man 1] We've got a surprise for you.
-[man 2] Can you bring in the clown?

1546
01:05:37,725 --> 01:05:39,143
-No! No...
-[John] We would never--

1547
01:05:39,226 --> 01:05:40,227
We would never do that.

1548
01:05:40,311 --> 01:05:42,396
-We're not licensed therapists.
-Okay, good.

1549
01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:44,565
[John] Do you ever get nervous
before you're acting?

1550
01:05:44,649 --> 01:05:45,650
I don't have stage fright.

1551
01:05:45,733 --> 01:05:47,360
I go on a stage and I say,

1552
01:05:47,443 --> 01:05:49,987
"Oh, thank you. Thank you, everybody.

1553
01:05:50,071 --> 01:05:51,238
Don't forget, um...

1554
01:05:52,448 --> 01:05:53,532
you gotta believe."

1555
01:05:53,616 --> 01:05:56,243
They brought us to our final callbacks

1556
01:05:56,327 --> 01:06:00,039
and then they said, "Okay, we want me."

1557
01:06:00,122 --> 01:06:04,001
And I don't even think
we signed contracts.

1558
01:06:04,961 --> 01:06:08,005
Uh, but still, we are doing the show.

1559
01:06:08,631 --> 01:06:10,174
[John] You haven't signed a contract?

1560
01:06:10,508 --> 01:06:11,550
No.

1561
01:06:11,634 --> 01:06:12,468
[John] Oh.

1562
01:06:12,551 --> 01:06:15,304
[John] Do you have anything you wanna say
to 20-year-old Isabella?

1563
01:06:15,388 --> 01:06:18,349
Um, I would say
to always be kind, Isabella.

1564
01:06:18,432 --> 01:06:21,602
And get your Master's in dancing therapy,

1565
01:06:21,686 --> 01:06:24,814
because you are always gonna
help people who are in need.

1566
01:06:24,897 --> 01:06:26,565
Like, even though
if you're in a wheelchair,

1567
01:06:26,649 --> 01:06:28,359
have a special disease,

1568
01:06:28,442 --> 01:06:30,778
you are going to always help them

1569
01:06:30,861 --> 01:06:33,614
and spread joy to all those people.

1570
01:06:33,948 --> 01:06:36,993
My biggest fear is someone that I love

1571
01:06:37,076 --> 01:06:38,869
dying a violent death,

1572
01:06:39,036 --> 01:06:41,497
myself dying a violent death,

1573
01:06:41,580 --> 01:06:42,623
and snakes.

1574
01:06:42,999 --> 01:06:45,626
[woman] Can you very quickly describe
your ideal funeral?

1575
01:06:45,710 --> 01:06:48,045
Yes. I do want people to be very sad.

1576
01:06:48,129 --> 01:06:52,049
Like, I don't like when they say,
like, it's a celebration of life. [laughs]

1577
01:06:52,133 --> 01:06:54,176
"He or she would have
wanted us to be happy." Like...

1578
01:06:54,260 --> 01:06:57,513
You know that I want you to be happy,
but I do want you to miss me.

1579
01:06:58,806 --> 01:06:59,640
A lot.

1580
01:06:59,724 --> 01:07:03,561
I would probably say just, like,
losing the people that I love,

1581
01:07:03,644 --> 01:07:07,398
because I'm, like, so close to a lot
of the people, like my friends and family,

1582
01:07:07,481 --> 01:07:10,818
and just to, like, not be able to see them
would just be, like, really sad.

1583
01:07:10,901 --> 01:07:13,029
[John] Do you think about that
more than you'd like to?

1584
01:07:13,112 --> 01:07:14,280
Sometimes.

1585
01:07:14,363 --> 01:07:16,282
[John] Do you find a way
to give yourself comfort?

1586
01:07:16,365 --> 01:07:18,576
I give myself comfort about it

1587
01:07:18,659 --> 01:07:21,120
by, like, just realizing
that they're with me now,

1588
01:07:21,203 --> 01:07:23,122
that I always have to make the best of it,

1589
01:07:23,205 --> 01:07:25,583
because they're always
gonna be there for me.

1590
01:07:25,666 --> 01:07:26,834
Whether they are here or not,

1591
01:07:26,917 --> 01:07:29,587
they're always gonna, like,
be there inside my heart, you know?

1592
01:07:31,380 --> 01:07:34,008
[John] Is there a way of dying
that you're not afraid of,

1593
01:07:34,091 --> 01:07:35,134
that you would prefer?

1594
01:07:35,384 --> 01:07:38,137
A way of dying I would enjoy...

1595
01:07:38,846 --> 01:07:41,057
You know...
This is for kids, right? [laughs]

1596
01:07:41,140 --> 01:07:43,309
-["Tiny Apocalypse" by David Byrne plays]
-♪ Rhetorical ♪

1597
01:07:43,392 --> 01:07:44,560
♪ Memorial ♪

1598
01:07:44,810 --> 01:07:45,853
♪ Invisible ♪

1599
01:07:46,228 --> 01:07:47,688
♪ Incredible ♪

1600
01:07:47,772 --> 01:07:48,939
♪ Unstoppable ♪

1601
01:07:49,231 --> 01:07:50,441
♪ Emotional ♪

1602
01:07:50,524 --> 01:07:51,776
♪ Illogical ♪

1603
01:07:52,109 --> 01:07:53,319
♪ Sensational ♪

1604
01:07:53,402 --> 01:07:56,155
♪ Little sister, gotta take her medicine ♪

1605
01:07:56,238 --> 01:07:58,991
♪ Baby brother gonna do it all again ♪

1606
01:07:59,075 --> 01:08:01,827
♪ Run fast but cannot catch the bus ♪

1607
01:08:02,203 --> 01:08:04,705
♪ Funny feeling, this is part of us ♪

1608
01:08:04,789 --> 01:08:06,040
[song fades]

1609
01:08:06,665 --> 01:08:08,250
There is no one like you.

1610
01:08:10,753 --> 01:08:13,547
There has never been anyone like you.

1611
01:08:15,633 --> 01:08:16,717
There will never be

1612
01:08:17,259 --> 01:08:18,094
anyone

1613
01:08:18,511 --> 01:08:19,428
like you.

1614
01:08:20,346 --> 01:08:21,305
Therefore,

1615
01:08:22,223 --> 01:08:23,390
be yourself.

1616
01:08:25,184 --> 01:08:29,772
-["Tiny Apocalypse" continues]
-♪ And you must take your medicine ♪

1617
01:08:30,397 --> 01:08:36,987
♪ Getting better every day ♪

1618
01:08:37,488 --> 01:08:44,453
♪ Good for a limited time ♪

1619
01:08:45,079 --> 01:08:47,957
♪ Feeling fine ♪

1620
01:09:35,045 --> 01:09:38,966
♪ We will return your things to you ♪

1621
01:09:39,550 --> 01:09:46,015
♪ When it's time for you to leave ♪

1622
01:09:46,599 --> 01:09:48,601
♪ So quiet ♪

1623
01:09:48,684 --> 01:09:54,273
♪ Nobody knows ♪

1624
01:09:54,523 --> 01:09:56,984
♪ Tippy-toes ♪