I was only 18 years old.
I loved IG so much, I had all the addons and maps.
I pray to IG every night, thanking it for the life I’ve been given. “IG is love” I say, “IG is life."
My Derivative Gaming hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to IG.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to perma ban.
I'm crying now and my ip hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Cadaddy! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "Denied reapply in 2 weeks."
He grabs me with his chemical worker hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my wallet for Cadaddy.
He penetrates my paypal.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Cadaddy. I can feel my money draining and eyes watering.
I want to please Cadaddy.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my donation perks with his love.
My Derivative Gaming walks in.
Cadaddy looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all IG now."
Cadaddy leaves through my window.
Cadaddy is love. Cadaddy is life.