DP after Cas gets Cursed

//Family//

Yōko Lee, née Cox - Mom. Very, very pretty. Wait, it's not weird to say that, right? Look, it's just the facts, alright! Like, the other moms around the neighborhood can't even compare, even with cosmo... cosmetics? Whatever!

Really, all Mom needs is her black magic smile, a smile that makes you think your dad musta been a dumbass. Hey, maybe that's why she doesn't want to talk about him? You hope not. You want a father you can be proud of.

Grounded you. Mercilessly.

Lily Lee - Yeah, Lils can be a bit of a brat sometimes, but she's a saint compared to Kimberly, and cute as a button. Noted weakness to all manner of fluffy critters. Off in her own little world half the time.

Stood by your side when Mom locked you up.

Richard "Rick" Lee - It's complicated.

Kimberly Lee - ~~TPK-level threat. Do not engage. Alignment unknown, leaning towards Lawful Evil. Do not engage. Do not engage. Do not engage. Do not engage. Do not engage. Do not engage. Do not engage. Do not engage. Do not engage. Do not engage...~~

You are afraid of her no longer. No, you have /leverage/ now.

William "Will" Cox - Has like a gajillion war stories. Thinks the world of Lily. You think you need to fight in a war of your own get him to think the same of you. So unfair. Where are you supposed to even find a war to fight in?

Yvette Cox - Grandma. Well, not your grandmother by blood, but seeing as you've never met your actual grandmother, you'll take what you can get. Is French. Tried and tries to teach you French. It... uh, it's a work in progress.

//Hogwarts Faculty//

Albus Dumbledore - The Headmaster, so the head honcho. Flamboyant.

You are about 90% sure he has x-ray vision. You may have taken his peace offering of candies, sure, but your suspicions remain. He is Superman!

Minerva McGonagall - Teaches Transfiguration. Is also the Deputy Headmistress, so the head honcho's right-hand ma- woman. Big Momma of the Gryffindors. Tall. Strict, yet fair. Is Scottish. Definitely likes you, especially as you've continued to impress her. You absolutely demolished her exam.

Powerful legs. You think you understand why she's so tall now...

Hagrid - Looks like he could wrestle two bears and come out on top. Is Hogwart's gameskeeper/groundskeeper. Didn't get you into trouble. Also has a bit of a funny accent, but it just fits him so well.

Knows a whole lot about dragons and other beasties.

Professor Flitwick - Teaches Charms. Big Daddy of the Ravenclaws. Short. You're about 50% sure he's a goblin or a halfling or something. He thinks you're the bomb. You heard he made Thaddeus read excerpts on Muggle-born rights at least half-a-hundred times. Ha!

Madam Pomfrey - Fussy. Knows some serious wizardry. Giver of candies.

You have become good ~~friends acquaintances enablers~~ /friends/ over your recent bout of masochism. You can see why she doesn't like Quidditch.

Professor Sprout - Teaches Herbology. Big Momma of you Hufflepuffs. Is incredibly kind. Had Thaddeus shovel dragon dung for a week. Kind of short, but she makes it work. Always has dirt under her fingernails.

Though you shouldn't, you could stare at her ~~rear~~ fat arse for days...

Professor Snape - ~~Satisfactory.~~ Impressive?

Professor Brooke - ~~Teaches~~ Taught Defense Against the Dark Arts. A Muggle-born... supposedly. Prefers her form-fitting pumpkin of a sweater and a skirt over her robes too, which is... problematic. Downright torturous, really.

Fired. The Dark Arts were involved. No, that's not a reference to your knob.

Madam Hooch - A right and proper taskmistress.

Professor Sinistra - Teaches Astronomy. Pretty. Has a terrible, terrible habit regarding her pouty lips. It may or may not have led you fantasize(and worse) ~~once or twice or thrice~~ a bajillion times about kissing her under the stars(or worse). You want to bend her right over her star charts, and...

Professor Binns - Fuck. Binns.

~//Ministry of Magic et al//~

//Peers//

Tonks - Pretty. Awesome. Wonderful. Beautiful. Cute. Funny. You could go on. For days. You desperately need to find out how you could exchange her for Kimberly. Hey, maybe you could make a deal with her mom?

Things have kinda gotten awkward between you since that night, when she thought you'd stuffed a bloody eggplant down your trousers. Is it wrong that you wish she had continued? Is it wrong that you're plagued by fantasies about her, where's she on her knees and...

Off to become an Auror. Sucks.

Merula Snyde - She and Tonks seem to be at odds. Kind of reminds you of Kimberly, honestly. Beyond that, you're not sure what to make of her.

Scratch that. Merula ambushed you, and is at the root of why you're now known as Eggplant Knob. ~~You'll pay her back for this... somehow.~~ You have.

Off to do... something? You know she'd gotten a N.E.W.T. in Potions?

Thaddeus Bulstrode - Fat. Cunt.

Alfred "Alfie" Abbott - Kind of follows you around everywhere, but you don't mind, he's not so bad once you get to know him some. Has a horrible time talking to girls... or anyone, really. Has gotten better at it these past months.

...Why does he have to look so much like his twin sister?

Oh, and where's he been hiding all this sadism? Monster of a Beater.

Hilda Abbott - Alfie's twin sister. Alfie doesn't want to talk about it, but you know something's up between them. Tends to pretend you don't exist.

Penny Haywood - Head Girl. Prefect. Has a smile that just about rivals Tonks' own smile. Is super, super nice. Graduated.

Has a dark side to her. Maybe.

Cedric Diggory - Friendly. Knows a whole lot about Quidditch. Seeker. Just all around pleasant to be around, honestly.

Got you a Cleansweep Seven for your birthday. How sweet is that?

Cormac McLaggen - You can see why the Sorting Hat put him in Gryffindor, and let's leave it at that. Always bickers with Todd Masters.

Todd Masters - A kind of sincere arrogance that boggles the mind. Seriously, just how sheltered is he? Always bickers with Cormac McLaggen.

Katie Bell - Likes Quidditch. Athletic. Tries to find ~~Mars~~ Charms in your eyes.

Persephone Yaxley - You're the Hades to her Persephone! It is fated!

Scott MacQueen - You can only imagine the amount of shit he gets over the whole MacQueen thing. Still, didn't run when the Slytherins came a-knocking.

Does not like heights.

Fred and George Weasley - Tricksters. Do not trust the letters. You have forged a partnership with them, and only time will tell where it leads.

You still hold a mite bit of a grudge. Twice over. Why Star Knob?

Dirk Castle - Cedric's mate. Chaser.

Hermione Granger - Has hair that looks like it's one step away from swallowing her whole. Very enthusiastic. If you but give her the opportunity, her tongue revs up like a motor and drives off into the sunset with your time.

Kind of... unhappy? Like, she hides it well enough that might be it's nothing.

Harry "Boy-Who-Lived" Blank - You are about 50% sure his name is Harry.

Hugo Wolff - Massive. Chaser. You don't know why he's not a Beater.

//The Masses//

Tom - Giver of tasty pies. Is also a pubkeeper, so might be important to keep in mind. Might be able to get some quests out of him.

Garrick "Creepy Old Bastard" Ollivander - Creepy. Like, really creepy. Sold you your wand, though he took his sweet time about it. In desperate need of a visit from the sanitation department. Seriously, what if someone with a serious dust allergy decide they need a wand too, huh?

Xenophilius Lovegood - You led him on about some Mind Flayer plot at Hogwarts to get one over Tonks. You didn't think it'd go so far. Well, least it'll be worth a laugh when the new edition of the Quibbler comes out...

Pandora Lovegood - Pretty. Is apparently an inventor or tinkerer of sorts, one that makes her own spells. How cool is that? Hey, maybe if you could sell Xeno on another outlandish story, you could ask her to teach you?

Alexandra "Alex" Appleby - Geeky. Fun. Kicked your ass at Street Fighter.

Lucrèce - Veela. ~~Has a wand?~~ Beautiful in a way you can't even describe.

Haggard Hagatha "Hag" the Hagridden Haggling Hag of Marseille - Ha.

//Bestiary//

Elminster - Makes Lils aww, and even you have to admit he's one cute bastard. Cursed, too. Sounds like a quest, don't it? Naturally, you let him stay with Lils. What kind of big brother would you be if you didn't?

Grimface Neckpicker - Big, black and has some wicked scars. Also delivers mail, which is... uhm, cool, you guess? Like, you don't even know how he found his way back home to deliver your letters to Mom and Lils.