Chosen one

>Fluffy pony makes a mess in the living room.
>Before you have the chance to discipline it, you notice something.
>This mess resembles Jesus Christ!
>You inform the world!
>Christian leaders agree.
>This fluffy pony is the chosen one!
>Fluffy pony abuse and murder is outlawed.
>The status of all fluffies ascend humans.
>The chosen pony gets a special seat at the Vatican.
>Fluffy pony gets raped to death by corrupt clergy men.
>Said clergy men are re-arranged to different locations.