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What the Fuck is this film
Poe joke goes on too long and out of place
Bb-8 rams head into x wing to fix
No tie fighters when Poe shows up
Dreadnought has about8 turbo lasers
Bombers just open up into space? People inside have no issues?
Snoke fucks hux up for letting them escape, has no idea about hyperspace tracking?
Finn leaking bag
Throws lightsabwe away. Moment ruined.
Luke is a grumpy favor
How did you find me? Well Idk r2d2 magically has a map?
Mask is ruined and removed from the film entirely???
Snoke back story??????
"what you think is going to happen. Walk out with my laser sword" - yes let's have that please????
Passage of time??? Island time vs space time???
Blue milk???????!!!!???!!!!!
"Jakku is pretty much nowhere”
Rip tallie lintra, wait who are you ?
Tie fighers fall back? Why? X wings don’t need to??
Kylo ship is forced to fall back too? Why? He was fucking them up easily
Ackbar shitty death
Stardestroyers can’t keep up with there cruisers? Why? Where’s the covrettws and light cruisers
Super leia woooooooooooooooooo
Bridge door opens for leia. Vacuum of space no longer an issue ?
Admiral holdo doesn’t tell anyone the plan for no reason and fucks up everything
Rose - “I work behind pipes all day” later she is resistance hero
Randomly call maz for help whilst she’s mid fight
Force Skype call
Force Skype call where ray can see kylo but kylo can’t see Rey’s surroundings because reasons
Suddenly fish nuns??
“OMG I can feel it holy shit I feel the force”
The entire of rose
The entire canto blight
“Rich people are bad”
“Vanished with a handful of my students” knights of ren? Other jedi? Where are they? What they doing?
People getting concerned about holdo plan but she still doesn’t say anything
Random prisoner is trustable enough to be new slicer
Pointlessly Save the space horses to just have them captured later
Widelo ren
Dark side cave meant nothing?
From Jakku. Knows how to swim??
Gets in a fight with Luke over something a sith told her?
“Page turners they are not” yah know it’s only the entire history of the Jedi
Poe coup due to failure to explain shit
Bb8 hides in a bin and that’s fine
B.B.-9e was pointless as fuck
Who the fuck is snoke
Suddenly holdo likes poe
As the dark rises so does the light. Why?
Snoke is mega powerful m. Bridge there mind. Makes no sense why or how but ok
What’s snoke and the first orders actual motive and plan?
Poe plans complete fucks what’s left of the rebels and so many die because of him
Hit Rey in the head with saber hahah memes
Snoke dies
Lightsaber cuts snoke in half some how when it only goes thru the middle of his body
Kylo betrays snoke and seems to be a good guy. But oh wait no he’s a bad guy ??
Totally sets it up for Grey Jedi but then nope?
Rey’s parents are revealed to be nobody
“You come from nothing your nothing” strongest force user ever somehow tho
Hyperspace scene breaks Star Wars space combat lore
Phasma armor can deflect bullets. Only stormtrooper ever to have that
Phasma is totally fucking fin and then gets sucker punched and dies in a fire
The entire last arc is to send out a distress beacon to get help. No one turns up.
Mini Death Star laser wooo
Cait just feels like a discount battle of hoth
“It’s salt” let’s lick the ground for no reason what so ever
Rose and fin gets to pilot a rust bucket speeder
70 year old falcon can take down like 15 fighters on its own
Fin sacrifice is ruined by rose
Rose speeder can somehow catch up to fin without being shot down and intercepts. Him
“We must save what we love not kill what we hate” lol yeah ok good luck with that
Rose doesn’t die
Rose and fin somehow don’t get instant destroyed by the at-m6 and walk back to the base????
Luke finally decided to not be a cunt and do something. Oh wait hologram
Entire resistance comes down to about 12 people on the falcon
Rey god can force lift a avalanche
Lol I did force project time to die - luke 2k18