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  1. 11:18:54 <koji> If the woman you loved said "would you still love me if at night I turn into a short fat man with a gold ring on his pinky who is a total bar crasher" what would you say?
  2. 11:19:38 <Why-Fi> GTFO of my room you freak!
  3. 11:19:46 <Why-Fi> That's what I'd say.
  4. 11:20:32 <koji> c'mon its the ideal relationship, you got a beautiful girl during the day, and your bar crashing buddy at night :D
  5. 11:20:39 <koji> AND
  6. 11:20:45 <OBLIRIOVRONS> That's pretty rude, Why-Fi. Maybe you should consider the feelings of your loved one before being so judgmental.
  7. 11:20:53 <koji> The girl doesn't get mad at you hanging out with the bar crashing buddy
  8. 11:20:56 <koji> because it's HER.
  9. 11:21:17 <wildweasel> I don't do bar crashes
  10. 11:21:17 <Stephen> i don't hang out with bar types
  11. 11:21:27 <wildweasel> honestly I think I'm through with the whole alcohol thing
  12. 11:21:27 <koji> me either
  13. 11:21:27 <koji> but
  14. 11:21:30 <koji> maybe you will be
  15. 11:21:34 <Stephen> i'd rather have a fat woman who layso n the couch all day and doesn't bother me when i'm trying to mzx and write music
  16. 11:21:37 <Stephen> lol
  17. 11:21:41 <koji> I hardly ever started
  18. 11:21:48 <Why-Fi> Ok, that was rude, you're right. I'd rather say "Would you please step outside my room, dear psycho young lady?"
  19. 11:22:01 <Lachesis> stephen:  Lol
  20. 11:22:10 <koji> stephen, BEST ANSWER EVER.
  21. 11:22:25 <koji> putting mzx before women :D
  22. 11:22:28 <koji> who knew
  23. 11:22:48 <Why-Fi> Well, if that's the case, why bother marrying in the first fucking place?
  24. 11:23:00 <Lachesis> geez, seems like every time Why-Fi opens his mouth (or I guess, types something here), that he's insulting transsexuals
  25. 11:23:11 <koji> yeah
  26. 11:23:15 <Why-Fi> Why?
  27. 11:23:19 <Lachesis> I take direct offense to that
  28. 11:23:28 <paul> we get it, you're a woman!
  29. 11:23:31 <Lachesis> You can go hang yourself.  Here's a rope.
  30. 11:23:35 <koji> hey why-fi did you know that the guy who made mzx is a woman now?
  31. 11:23:41 <Stephen> sort of
  32. 11:23:43 <OBLIRIOVRONS> I'm twelve women
  33. 11:23:45 <wildweasel> Here's a lesson for you, why-fi - no matter what you say, you're always going to find yourself in hot water.
  34. 11:23:53 <Why-Fi> That's not true.
  35. 11:23:53 <Stephen> as much as a man can make himelf into one ,that is
  36. 11:23:54 <OBLIRIOVRONS> Yeah - urine!
  37. 11:24:06 <wildweasel> As long as the right/wrong people hear you
  38. 11:24:11 <OBLIRIOVRONS> That's what I'd be like if I were in a newspaper comic
  39. 11:24:18 <Why-Fi> Gregory Janson =/= Alexis Janson.
  40. 11:24:34 <koji> ummm.... actually yeah they are.
  41. 11:24:45 <@Terryn> yes, they're the same person
  42. 11:24:48 <Why-Fi> No they aren't.
  43. 11:24:52 <@Terryn> yes, they are
  44. 11:24:54 <Lachesis> They are.
  45. 11:25:03 <koji> why-fi are you serious or are you being retarded?
  46. 11:25:03 <OBLIRIOVRONS> http://10.media.tumblr.com/mwpzWzwpvk4d92hzvgwzBEVQo1_500.jpg
  47. 11:25:06 <Why-Fi> NO THEY FUCKING AREN'T! >:-<
  48. 11:25:08 <Stephen> he's still greg janson, except, uh....
  49. 11:25:12 <@Terryn> YES THEY ARE
  50. 11:25:15 <Why-Fi> GREG ISN'T A FUCKING TRANNY!
  51. 11:25:16 <Stephen> pretending to be a woman
  52. 11:25:22 <Lachesis> Ban this fuck
  53. 11:25:30 <@Terryn> Yes, janson is
  54. 11:25:37 <koji> why-fi you're such an idiot
  55. 11:25:38 <@Terryn> note that it's not pejorative
  56. 11:25:57 <@Terryn> being a transsexual doesn't automatically make you a bad person and we're not using it as a slur!
  57. 11:25:59 <wildweasel> agreeing with Lach here
  58. 11:26:03 <@Wervyn> No!  My fragile world!
  59. 11:26:11 <wildweasel> for the first time in history, i think
  60. 11:26:20 <Lachesis> Why-Fi, you're horrible.  Please leave!
  61. 11:26:26 <Stephen> hey terryn, wervyn, which one of you put 'entrails' up as a featured game
  62. 11:26:27 <@Terryn> I'm not one to use terms like "newhalf" but geez
  63. 11:26:32 <Stephen> i'm pretty certain it was one of you :P
  64. 11:26:35 <Lachesis> The "Disconnect" button beckons you!~
  65. 11:26:35 <@Wervyn> Kuddy, probably.
  66. 11:26:55 <Stephen> well, kuddy DOES like cant iv
  67. 11:27:08 <@Terryn> yeah, I didn't do it
  68. 11:27:19 <Stephen> he once went as far as to say it was the best mzx game ever, so i wouldn't put it past him
  69. 11:27:38 <@Terryn> storing several songs in one mod was very economical
  70. 11:27:50 <@Terryn> well, no, not really
  71. 11:27:53 <Lachesis> I've done that before
  72. 11:27:54 <@Terryn> but it still amuses me
  73. 11:28:06 <Stephen> i did it so people wouldn't steal my original music
  74. 11:28:29 <Stephen> and by "original" i mean "recorded from anal cunt mp3s"
  75. 11:28:35 <Why-Fi> I can't find info about Greg on google.
  76. 11:28:40 <koji> ...
  77. 11:28:41 <Why-Fi> Trying Alexis Janson
  78. 11:28:42 <koji> :(
  79. 11:29:22 <koji> why-fi I could find that TV-appearance of Alexis Janson at the magic the gathering competition and you can decide for yourself.
  80. 11:29:24 <Stephen> actally, i did it because.. well, each 'song' is just a single loop with one wave
  81. 11:29:32 <Stephen> it'd just be stupid to put them in separate mods
  82. 11:30:30 <Why-Fi> Nope, they are different people.
  83. 11:30:37 <koji> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iysXgCUVcMk
  84. 11:30:45 <@Terryn> no, they're not
  85. 11:30:54 <koji> why-fi that's alexis janson
  86. 11:31:00 <@Terryn> Alexis was in here and #neocesspool and #zeux for years
  87. 11:31:07 <koji> theres that too
  88. 11:31:08 <@Terryn> and very obviously associated with MZX
  89. 11:31:50 <Why-Fi> Alexis Janson =/= Gregory Janson
  90. 11:31:57 <Lachesis> Why-Fi makes my head hurt
  91. 11:32:01 * JohnK (john@66-191-103-213.dhcp.eucl.wi.charter.com) has joined #mzx
  92. 11:32:04 <AussieEvil> Is it like the love of a man for a fine Cuban cigar?
  93. 11:32:11 <koji> why-fi did you watch the youtube?
  94. 11:32:14 <@Wervyn> Why-fi is this some deep seated prejudice against transexuals or are you just a dumbass?
  95. 11:32:19 <AussieEvil> Shoot, pressed enter too soon
  96. 11:32:24 <Lachesis> http://www.digitalmzx.net/wiki/index.php?title=Alexis
  97. 11:32:28 <duvel_> I think why fi is just a dumbass
  98. 11:32:54 <CJA> Congratulations you have hurt my feelings, ever so slightly but still you did.
  99. 11:32:58 <Why-Fi> Well, duh, you really thought I'd fall for that, Lachesis?
  100. 11:33:04 <JohnK> motorola P2K phones are annoyingly complicated. also hi all
  101. 11:33:05 <Why-Fi> MZXWiki is edited by you!
  102. 11:33:11 <koji> http://wiki.mtgsalvation.com/article/Alexis_Janson
  103. 11:33:18 <duvel_> http://www.transcosmic.com/2009/07/02/myspace-now-a-â&#8364;&#339;digital-ghettoâ&#8364;/ in the mean time you can all read about how if you like facebook you are racist
  104. 11:33:19 <koji> here's a mtg wiki
  105. 11:33:19 <@Wervyn> Check the history, idiot.
  106. 11:33:24 <OBLIRIOVRONS> Well, duh, you really thought I'd fall for that, Lachesis?
  107. 11:33:25 <duvel_> according to an idiot
  108. 11:33:49 <Why-Fi> Copied from MZXWiki = fake.
  109. 11:33:58 <OBLIRIOVRONS> Why doesn't Greg Janson have a Girl Voice
  110. 11:34:00 <koji> what the mtg wiki
  111. 11:34:01 <koji> what?
  112. 11:34:02 <OBLIRIOVRONS> He's not trying very hard
  113. 11:34:09 <duvel_> I'm not really sure, actually
  114. 11:34:24 <koji> lots of girls don't have "girl voices"
  115. 11:34:29 <@Wervyn> The last time that page was edited was a year and a half ago.  The last time that page was edited and information was actually added to it was when it was created, two and a half years ago.
  116. 11:34:39 <duvel_> my last boyfriend had more of a girl voice than alexis does and he's not anywhere near transgender
  117. 11:34:50 <koji> hah
  118. 11:34:50 <koji> :D
  119. 11:35:08 <duvel_> like, if you took his voice and slapped it on a girl it wouldn't be entirely out of place
  120. 11:35:17 <Lachesis> Why-Fi takes mindnumbingly stupid to the level of retarded bigot shitheel
  121. 11:35:37 <CJA> Dicks & balls.
  122. 11:35:45 <duvel_> I think he might be unaware of how transgenderism works
  123. 11:35:46 <paul> guys, am I androgynous?
  124. 11:35:47 <CJA> Cocks, balls, and penis.
  125. 11:35:49 * Why-Fi 's belief level raises by 1.
  126. 11:35:49 <duvel_> paul not at all
  127. 11:35:52 <Why-Fi> OH NOES!
  128. 11:35:53 <@Terryn> no, paul
  129. 11:35:54 <Lachesis> Oh, if that's the case
  130. 11:35:54 <duvel_> you're pretty manly in appearance
  131. 11:36:00 <Why-Fi> I'm starting to believe in you guys!
  132. 11:36:02 <duvel_> also in action
  133. 11:36:04 <Why-Fi> AAAAH!
  134. 11:36:05 <Lachesis> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transsexualism
  135. 11:36:06 <koji> ......
  136. 11:36:06 * AussieEvil is getting pretty uncomfortable
  137. 11:36:11 <Lachesis> educate urself k
  138. 11:36:17 <koji> good night everybody
  139. 11:36:20 <paul> wow, I even had terryn respond. :p
  140. 11:36:21 <Lachesis> night koji
  141. 11:36:26 <koji> I'm done with this retarded shit
  142. 11:36:28 * Why-Fi 's belief level raises by 103952057
  143. 11:36:33 <@Wervyn> Why-fi's carefully constructed fantasy world is falling apart!
  144. 11:36:33 <Why-Fi> NO! STOP!
  145. 11:36:33 * koji (koji_takeo@rrcs-74-218-253-159.se.biz.rr.com) Quit (Quit: Client Exited)
  146. 11:36:38 <Why-Fi> PAIN.SAM
  147. 11:36:40 <duvel_> well that's fine
  148. 11:36:54 * Why-Fi 's belief level raises by -130589290573767
  149. 11:36:59 <paul> that would be cool if I was androgynous.
  150. 11:37:00 <duvel_> anyway why fi basically greg figured out that he was a girl in a man's body and took measures to fix that
  151. 11:37:02 <@Terryn> also, janson is one of like six
  152. 11:37:02 <duvel_> now he's alexis
  153. 11:37:04 <CJA> that one enemy hit sound from doom.sam
  154. 11:37:08 <@Terryn> among the mzx community
  155. 11:37:11 <Lachesis> Seven of Nine
  156. 11:37:33 * Why-Fi 's %elie/ l$ve" rai%&s =y "&%%$/##"/"(*!""%/
  157. 11:37:34 <CJA> i'm a man trapped in a   man's body
  158. 11:37:39 <paul> grabbag.mid
  159. 11:37:39 <duvel_> paul why would it be cool if you were androgynous
  160. 11:37:44 * Why-Fi is corrupted
  161. 11:37:47 <paul> duvel, then i'd be sexy. :D
  162. 11:37:48 <@Wervyn> Yeah, the community is like a bug zapper for trannies.
  163. 11:38:01 <@Wervyn> I really don't get it.
  164. 11:38:08 <paul> me either.
  165. 11:38:14 <Lachesis> gay people, too, it would seem
  166. 11:38:14 <duvel_> why fi you're not corrupted, you're just learning about something new
  167. 11:38:29 <duvel_> which is good! it's good to learn new things
  168. 11:38:30 <Lachesis> seems like half of the active community is transsexual or gay
  169. 11:38:39 <duvel_> or bi or anything
  170. 11:38:41 <AussieEvil> In every community you're bound to have bigots
  171. 11:38:52 <Why-Fi> Well, if MZX was made by a tranny and I've been using it for all this time, then I'll quit IRL
  172. 11:38:53 <paul> aussieevil is gay.
  173. 11:38:55 <duvel_> there's not a lot of them in mzx
  174. 11:39:04 <duvel_> why fi that's kinda silly
  175. 11:39:05 <CJA> IRL
  176. 11:39:10 <@Terryn> but why-fi!
  177. 11:39:12 <mira`> but not online, it's ok
  178. 11:39:12 <duvel_> I mean, first why does it matter if he was a tranny
  179. 11:39:18 <OBLIRIOVRONS> I laughed at Why-Fi
  180. 11:39:19 * mira` is now known as mira
  181. 11:39:21 <duvel_> second he wasn't even gender changed when he made it
  182. 11:39:27 <@Terryn> current MZX is 80-90% by uptight, conservative people!
  183. 11:39:30 <duvel_> third it's been mostly updated by people who aren't trannies
  184. 11:39:31 <@Wervyn> Yeah, but there are enough gay people around, especially among introverts.  I'm just thinking, either the proportion of transexuals in the world is a lot larger than I thought, or MZX has an awfully lopsided representation of them.
  185. 11:39:32 <CJA> yeah, Why-Fi.  Listen.  If you didn't realize he was a tranny by now, then it couldn't have possibly had any bearing on you, so why do you care.
  186. 11:39:35 <@Terryn> that should fix everything
  187. 11:39:50 <OBLIRIOVRONS> Maybe he'll keep using MZX online, but only quit IRL
  188. 11:39:55 <Why-Fi> Wait.
  189. 11:39:56 <CJA> Good idea
  190. 11:39:58 <duvel_> mzx is pretty lopsided, I think
  191. 11:40:07 <duvel_> we're a small slice of the world
  192. 11:40:10 <Why-Fi> Who does MZX right now (who did 2.82b, for example=
  193. 11:40:11 <Why-Fi> )?
  194. 11:40:14 <@Terryn> ajs
  195. 11:40:16 <duvel_> not really a big enough sample size to be representative
  196. 11:40:21 <@Terryn> off of a huge re-write by Exophase
  197. 11:40:24 <Why-Fi> He's not a tranny, is he?
  198. 11:40:26 <OBLIRIOVRONS> ajs, who is even more of a tranny than Greg Janson
  199. 11:40:27 <Stephen> ajs is a ftm tranny
  200. 11:40:28 <duvel_> does it matter
  201. 11:40:29 <@Terryn> no, he's scottish
  202. 11:40:31 <OBLIRIOVRONS> He's, like, 10x Tranny
  203. 11:40:33 <CJA> <:D
  204. 11:40:36 <@Wervyn> Oh god SCOTTISH?
  205. 11:40:36 <Lachesis> xxD
  206. 11:40:40 <duvel_> NOT SCOTTISH
  207. 11:40:42 <@Wervyn> God, I can't use MZX anymore.
  208. 11:40:43 <CJA> megazeux is still the brainchild of a transgender, though
  209. 11:40:46 <CJA> you can't escape, why-fi
  210. 11:40:49 <Stephen> exophase is a coprophage
  211. 11:40:55 <CJA> hhaha
  212. 11:40:57 <OBLIRIOVRONS> And Exophase is easily triple the tranny Greglexis Janson is
  213. 11:41:00 <Lachesis> xD
  214. 11:41:03 <duvel_> http://www.freewebs.com/pyro-nation/Red_Demoman.jpg this is ajs
  215. 11:41:08 <paul> steven I was just talking about coprophilia in #pooproad. :p
  216. 11:41:21 <CJA> red demoman is the best position in tf2
  217. 11:41:32 <CJA> Heh,   Position
  218. 11:41:35 <duvel_> coprophilia is ugh
  219. 11:41:36 <CJA> i mean team-class
  220. 11:41:37 <Lachesis> I never really got coprophilia
  221. 11:41:42 <@Terryn> demoman is the second least needing of an update, because he's pretty powerful
  222. 11:41:52 <CJA> not at close range!
  223. 11:41:57 * Why-Fi dies
  224.  
  225. ... tf2 stuff ...
  226.  
  227. 11:43:32 <OBLIRIOVRONS> Let's help Why-Fi get through this turbulent period in his life
  228. 11:43:41 <mira> by dressing him up as a woman?
  229. 11:43:43 <OBLIRIOVRONS> Why-Fi, if you enjoy MZX, have you thought that you, too, might... be... a... ?!
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