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  3. <Why-Fi> Before you say "OH NOOOO IT'S WHY-FI", have in mind that I had a bad day: I just got booted from one of my favorite channels, and banned for a day... <paulguy> what kind of channel <Why-Fi> IRC channel.
  4. * Why-Fi has just seen a gay person who touches men's butts.
  5. <Why-Fi> Hahaha. How dumb.
  6. <Why-Fi> Gregory Janson =/= Alexis Janson.
  7. <Why-Fi> Gregory Janson =/= Alexis Janson. <koji> ummm.... actually yeah they are. <Terryn> yes, they're the same person <Why-Fi> No they aren't. <Terryn> yes, they are <Lachesis> They are. <Why-Fi> NO THEY FUCKING AREN'T! >:-<
  8. <Why-Fi> GREG ISN'T A FUCKING TRANNY!
  9. <Why-Fi> Copied from MZXWiki = fake.
  10. <Why-Fi> Who does MZX right now (who did 2.82b, for example)? <@Terryn> ajs <Why-Fi> He's not a tranny, is he?
  11. <Why-Fi> Well, if MZX was made by a tranny and I've been using it for all this time, then I'll quit IRL
  12. * Why-Fi sends the FUCKING UNIVERSE to fuck just because he can
  13. <Why-Fi> HEY GUYS! GREAT IDEA! <Why-Fi> VINCE SHOULD BE IN THE NEXT SUPER SMASH BROS GAME!
  14. * God is now known as Why-Fi <Why-Fi> Crap... <Why-Fi> STUPID NICKSERV! <Why-Fi> IT DOESN'T LET ME BE FUCKING GOD!
  15. <Why-Fi> God is in this chatroom currently.
  16. <Lachesis> here's the whole thing, for anybody who missed it <Lachesis> http://pastebin.com/f2b593301 <Why-Fi> LACHESIS YOU... YOU... <Why-Fi> YOU!!!!! * Why-Fi takes out his B. A. Z. O. O. K. A. * Why-Fi pummels a Bullet Bill in Lachesis' face with his B. A. Z. O. O. K. A
  17. <Why-Fi> You guys, be careful! If you kill my Vista, you get to pay every damage!
  18. <Lachesis> but paul's a tranny.  You'll catch the virus. * Why-Fi hugs Lachesis <Why-Fi> Congrats, you are now a tranny! <Why-Fi> LACH'S A TRANNY! LACH'S A TRANNY!
  19. <Why-Fi> Well, lach's not officially "people" because trannies are not officially "people" SO... I'm not being irritating to people... <Why-Fi> And yes, by now you probably must have understood I am anti-tranny.
  20. <Why-Fi> I go out at night and shoot trannies with mah lazor.
  21. * Why-Fi is now known as Lachejerk * Lachejerk kicks his own ass. * Lachejerk fucks himself.
  22. <Why-Fi> Proof that Lachesis is gay: he keeps saying I'm a tranny when I'm not. So it means he wishes I were a tranny, so he could have sex with me and still look like he's not gay.
  23.  * Why-Fi ties Lachesis' hands so he cannot use his fucking scripts AND ANNOY ME UTTERLY! <Why-Fi> Yo! Lachesis! <Why-Fi> Yo! FUCK YOURSELF! <paul> more like ties lachesis to the bed <Why-Fi> XD <paul> so he can have sex with him <Why-Fi> I'm not gay... <Why-Fi> Like him...
  24. <Why-Fi> Plz, help me! <Why-Fi> Or I'll post longcat ASCII!
  25. <Why-Fi> WHY DOESN'T THIS FUCKING SHIT WORK?! <Lachesis> !smash why-fi <Lachesis> ur script sux <Why-Fi> FUCK THIS SHIT! NOW I HAVE TO STAND HERE LIKE A BITCH AND TAKE ALL THOSE DAMN INSULTS FROM LACHESIS WITHOUT GETTING PROPER REVENGE ARRGHHHH!!!!!
  26. <Why-Fi> And I wouldn't be such an obnoxious sexist bigot if you helped me on my scripts on the first place!
  27. <Why-Fi> I won't spam the thing after it's fixed, I'll behave and use it properly. <Why-Fi> I promise!
  28. <Why-Fi> If you help me, I'll LURRRRVE you! <Why-Fi> Heck, I'll even marry you! * Why-Fi kisses Lachesis
  29. <Why-Fi> HELFEN ICH! <Why-Fi> AYUDAME! <Why-Fi> HELP ME! <Why-Fi> JUST FUCKING HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE! <Why-Fi> plzplzplzplzplzplz
  30. <Why-Fi> H. E. L. P. Squadron to W. H. Y. F. I. Base!
  31. <Why-Fi> Ok, if you don't help me now, I'll sue you for non-helpingness!
  32. <Why-Fi> THAT'S IT! <Why-Fi> I QUIT! <Why-Fi> FUCK THIS SHIT! <Why-Fi> I'M OUTTA HERE! <Why-Fi> YOU WON'T HELP ME, I WON'T GIVE YOU ANYTHING!
  33. * Why-Fi (whyfi59@pa3-84-90-0-123.netvisao.pt) has left #mzx (Grr. Fine. You won't help me, I won't give you anything in return. Keep your damn channel. It's not that I'll need your help anyway...)
  34. <Why-Fi> Ok, that was rude, you're right. I'd rather say "Would you please step outside my room, dear psycho young lady?"
  35. <Why-Fi> I can't find info about Greg on google.
  36. <Why-Fi> I'M IN UR BASE MESSIN' WITH UR CONTROL ROOMS <insert Chronos Stasis screenshot here>
  37. <WRYYYYY-Fi> I'M IN UR HOUSE THROWIN' STEAMROLLERS AT UR BUTLERS <WRYYYYY-Fi> SO I HERD U LIEK WRYYYYY-FIES
  38. * WRYYYYY-Fi (whyfi59@pa3-84-90-0-123.netvisao.pt) has left #mzx (Well, buh bye, I have to get some sleep, I hope you continue to enjoy WRYYYYY-Fi inc. services and have a nice rest of day/night!)
  39. <Why-Fi> IMMA BACK WIT MAH LAZOR!  -!- Why-Fi [whyfi59@pa3-84-90-0-123.netvisao.pt] has quit [Killed  (NickServ (Nick kill enforced))]
  40. <Why-Fi> I gotz pwned by nickserv. <Why-Fi> I forgotz to putz passwordz. <Why-Fi> Also, there's a channel called #Hitler, WTF...
  41. <Wai-Fai> NO ONE MESSES WITH MY ZEUX! <Wai-Fai> DIE!!!!!! * Wai-Fai summons boss #3 of Forest of Ruin <Wai-Fai> GET HIN!
  42. <funky_winkerbean> shut the fuck up why wi <funky_winkerbean> you are literally five years old * Wai-Fai summons Echin <Wai-Fai> Eat Nadir! <Wai-Fai> He hurt my poor feelings!
  43. <Why-Fi> I feel c. u. c. k. <Why-Fi> You cannot grasp the true form of Why-Fi's attack!
  44. <Why-Fi> Guy, you--you're so hot. <Why-Fi> XD <Why-Fi> Actually not. I'm not gay. <Why-Fi> I hate gays. Fuck gays.
  45. * Why-Fi takes out a macho-Rambo-machine-gun and pwns the shit out of all the gays in the entire fucking world.
  46. <Guyot> why-fi... i... i don't care if you don't like me... i just want to be around you.  i love you so much, why-fi! <Why-Fi> Eww... <Why-Fi> Get him and de-gay-ify him!
  47. * Why-Fi turns guy into a furball (lol furry wapanese) and gives it to his cat.
  48. <Why-Fi> Also, I'm not anti-religious, just anti-freak. <Nyx> define 'freak' <Why-Fi> Anything beyond what Nature wanted to be. <Why-Fi> Like trannies and gays/lesbians. <Nyx> you know, most transsexuals and gays are born transsexual or gay, they're just not old enough to realise that.  How is that not Nature <Why-Fi> Gay = mental disturb.
  49. <Why-Fi> I don't want to kill people. * Why-Fi kicks gaypaul some meters away. * Why-Fi smashes Gayot with his faithful Homerun Bat * Why-Fi locks paul on the bathroom and detonates his emergency bombs on it.
  50. <Guyot> yeah.  also, you know what other game is really feminine, it's this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cudxi7MssH8 <Guyot> i play this game!  it's true! <Why-Fi> That game's some serious faggotry. <Guyot> what do you mean, there ain't even any dudes in it <Why-Fi> You play it.
  51. <Why-Fi> ALERT! ALERT! #pooproad's gayness meter beyond acceptable levels! Emergency directives activated! <Why-Fi> OHSHI- <Why-Fi> GOTTA GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE AND AVOID CONTACT WITH GAYNESS! AND TO AVOID EXPANSION OF GAYNESS... <Why-Fi> EMERGENCY DIRECTIVE #1" <Why-Fi> ! <Why-Fi> I wish I was an op.
  52. <Why-Fi> I must kick gay people. <Why-Fi> I just couldn't use clear all because I need Chanserv authorization for that.
  53. <Why-Fi> Hey, what about we forgot our... differences for a while and opped everybody and did a huge kick party/rampage?
  54. * Why-Fi was kicked by mental_disturb (Why-Fi) * Why-Fi (whyfi59@pa3-84-90-0-123.netvisao.pt) has joined #pooproad <Why-Fi> EAT MY BANHAMMER DICKWAFFLE, BITCH! * Why-Fi was kicked by Jr (Why-Fi) * Why-Fi (whyfi59@pa3-84-90-0-123.netvisao.pt) has joined #pooproad <Why-Fi> EAT SHIT BITCH! <Why-Fi> DAMN THIS! <Why-Fi> OP ME OR ELSE!
  55. <Why-Fi> Op me. <Why-Fi> Op me.Op me.Op me.Op me.Op me.Op me.Op me.Op me.Op me.Op me.Op me.Op me.Op me.Op me.Op me.Op me.Op me.Op me.Op me.Op me.Op me.Op me.Op me.Op me.Op me.Op me.Op me.Op me.Op me.Op me.Op me.Op me.
  56. * Guyot sets mode: -oo Fungahhh Guyot <Fungahhh> hey! <Fungahhh> this is... an outrage! <Fungahhh> ops, please! ops! <Why-Fi> THIS... IS... SPARTAAAAAAA! <mental_disturb> i was waiting for the 300 reference and he finally went there <Why-Fi> So now I deserve ops, right?
  57. <Why-Fi> I want to have a kick party/fight/rampage. <Why-Fi> So I deserve ops. <Why-Fi> Prank channels don't have fucking rules. <Guyot> this isn't a prank channel? <Why-Fi> YES IT FUCKING IS!
  58. * You were kicked from #ihategaypeoplebattlearena by Why-Fi (EAT MY BANHAMMER NOOB!)
  59. <Why-Fi> /invite Guyot #ihategaypeoplebattlearena <Why-Fi> /invite guyot #ihategaypeoplebattlearena <Why-Fi> Why doesn't it work?
  60. <Why-Fi> There are no principles in portugal! <Why-Fi> It's all about slayin' and slashin' and wreckin' havoc!
  61. * Why-Fi thinks Guyot is a whiny bitch and decides to do target practise with him. <Why-Fi> Also, nmiaow
  62. <Why-Fi> Guyigas feels H. A. P. P. Y... <Why-Fi> Why-Fi... Why-Fi... Why-FiWhy-FiWhy-FiWhy-Fi <Why-Fi> You cannot grasp the true form of Guyigas attack! <Nyx> stop ruining Mother 2 Why-Fi :( <Why-Fi> I like Earthbound. <Why-Fi> So I'm not ruining it.
  63. <@Guyot> Why-Fi, I no longer harbor anything but contempt for you.  I had once hoped to change you, hoped that I could teach you--to love.  But now I see that, if it is even possible, I am not the one who can do it. I hope you will understand some day. [Query] <Why-Fi> Well fine, you are no fun. Fuck this. I care nothing for love. That's true. But you keep flaming and not accepting my jokes and games. So how do you want love?
  64. <Why-Fi> If you keep flaming me and do not want my games or laugh at my jokes or do anything that might attract me, how do you want love from me, knowing I'm a cold-hearted boy? <Guyot> i don't know, i guess my blatantly melodramatic acting didn't strike you as sarcastic <Why-Fi> *facepalm* You really thought I'd fall for that? I knew it was all a huge trolling and flaming rampage. But you are just a little "innocent" guy...
  65. <Guyot> but, anyway, i DO think you are a terrible person <Why-Fi> Everyone in DMZX does. <Guyot> maybe you should reflect on that, then???? <Why-Fi> Why for? You'll just piss me off again and I'll end up doing the same again.
  66. <Guyot> everyone's just tryin' a find Happiness, ain't no deal whether they got to change they gender or they get in love with other dudes.  you kind of act like people of Other Sexual Orientations get their jollies out of killing kittens. <Why-Fi> I don't approve of that.
  67. <Why-Fi> The theory is confirmed" <Why-Fi> ! <Why-Fi> Gregory Janson's profile has a girl's face on it!
  68. <Why-Fi> Only in hentai can a 12 year old boy have a horse's dick and a six pack and the ability to fuck his own mother.
  69. <paul> and it had cats or something <Lachesis> in b4 why-fi makes a zero wing reference <Why-Fi> Zero wing?
  70. <Why-Fi> My light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation is currently being energized. Ergo, that which is whoop will verily be shooped. Genuinely.
  71. <Lachesis> http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Alexis <duvel> lol <paul> haha <Why-Fi> THAT CONTAINS SECKSUAL EXPLICIT IMAGES! BANBANBANBANBANBAN
  72. <Why-Fi> MZX netplay would totally roack. <Why-Fi> it means "rock" <Why-Fi> like "kewl" means "cool"
  73. * wildweasel agresses Why-Fi for 19 points of Credibility damage. <Why-Fi> agresses? <Why-Fi> WTF? <wildweasel> dictionary.com
  74. <Why-Fi> Oh, wait. It's all loli and japanese pedo stuff. eww.
  75. <Why-Fi> Well, I actually called him that once, which I think invited the ban. <paul> then you kissed each other <paul> and took each other's clothes off * Why-Fi STFU's paul.
  76. <Why-Fi> Hey, does anyone here even use Dolphin? <Why-Fi> It gets HD graphics according to your card. <Why-Fi> Pretty flexible and playable if you ask me. <Why-Fi> Its only great requirement is to have an updated PC.
  77. <Why-Fi> I just like emulation that's all. <Why-Fi> Also, more benefits. <Why-Fi> Save states wherever you want. <Why-Fi> Not sucky and unreliable. <Why-Fi> NOT FUCKING RESTRICTIONS AND FIRMWARE SHIT
  78. <Why-Fi> In a victorious and proudful manner, I must declare that your entire establishment of military defensive structures hereby are of my, and my allies', ownership. <wildweasel> Wow. Smartest thing I've ever heard you say. Where'd you copy/paste that from? <Why-Fi> It's verbose for "all your base are belong to us" <Why-Fi> I found it in ED, obviously.
  79. <wildweasel> ED doesn't make you smart <Why-Fi> Also, I must inform that I am within your base of operations, enacting fatal attacks upon your conscripts.
  80. <Why-Fi> I can do fully functional ZZT engines.
  81. <Lachesis> #pooproad more like #transsexualcentral <paulgiphone> Who here feels they're the correct gender? <Kazeko> why-fi, i guess * Why-Fi gets out of here before full trannification ensues.
  82. <Why-Fi> I hope the Homossexualtranny (Aka H1N1) virus doesn't affect me. <Lachesis> HAHAHAH I GET IT <Lachesis> BECAUSE H1N1 IS THE SWINE FLU <Lachesis> AND LGBT PEOPLE ARE LESS THAN HUMAN!  THEY'RE PIGS.  WITTY WHYFI <Why-Fi> New Achievement Unlocked by Lachesis: Smartdumbfuckness.
  83. <Kazeko> is your ring finger longer than your index finger? <Why-Fi> What, ya asking things 'bout my Middlefinger.
  84. <Why-Fi> If your penis is bigger than your mouth, you're gay. <Why-Fi> Yes, my penis is pretty small, even for a 14 year old. <Why-Fi> Sometimes having a small penis is several kinds of own.
  85. <Lachesis> we're going to touch you <Lachesis> THROUGH THE INTERNET <Lachesis> YOU'LL GET THE TRANNY VIRUS ZOMGOZMGOm * Why-Fi shuts his connection off. * Why-Fi (whyfi59@pa3-84-90-0-123.netvisao.pt) has left #pooproad
  86. <Why-Fi> ARRRGH! I KEEP DIEEING! WHY MUST CATACOMBS' BOSSES BE SOOOO HARD!!!!! "##%&!&216$"#&#Q!&#! <Why-Fi> Damn you, Elemental Demons... <Why-Fi> Screw you, Cockmongler Demon. <Why-Fi> It seems to attack with some sort of dick-looking projectiles. <Why-Fi> And then transforms into those asshole comet orb thingies that Greg looooves so much. <Why-Fi> He filled Forest of Ruin with them, and then Catacombs.
  87. <Why-Fi> [top half of a huge ascii porn image] * Why-Fi was kicked by Kuddy (english pls :-() * Why-Fi (whyfi59@pa3-84-90-0-123.netvisao.pt) has joined #pooproad <@hoorj> there was going to be a giant dick at the bottom of that, wasn't there <Why-Fi> Bye.
  88. <GUILES> HOW DO YOUR FARTS GET THROUGH ALL OF THOSE DIAPERS?! <Lachesis> That's a secret ;) <Why-Fi> Lachesis has a jet engine on his ass.
  89. <Insidious> #admin ignore add Why-Fi <MZXBot> Insidious: The operation succeeded. <Why-Fi> #admin ignore add insidious <Why-Fi> SHIT <Why-Fi> INSIDI-FUCKER! <Why-Fi> I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
  90. * Why-Fi slaps Insidious around a bit with a large trout for over 9000 HP damage. <Why-Fi> * Insidious now has a new status effect: Rotten Fish Stink! <Insidious> why-fi, please <Insidious> just shut up. <Why-Fi> STFU yourself! You're fucking dead!
  91. * Why-Fi is now known as Angry_German_Kid <Angry_German_Kid> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! <Angry_German_Kid> COME ON BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH! I WANN PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
  92. <Angry_Portuguese_Kid> DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BITCHES DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! <Angry_Portuguese_Kid> BOOOOOOOM HEEEAADSHOOOT! EAT MY SHIT BEEEEEEETCHES! * Angry_Portuguese_Kid is now known as Why-Fi <Why-Fi> And now we're back to our previously scheduled conversation. <Why-Fi> After this incredibly well interpreted Angry German Kid imitation.
  93. <Why-Fi> *ZOMG! I CAN'T POST MY FUTURE RELEASE LIST! A PLAYER CLONE DUDE STOLE IT FROM ME! HELPZ PLZ! XD <Lachesis> wen's Megazeus 3 cuming out wifi <Lachesis> wen it cum out, u sed 2 years ago <Why-Fi> Neva. <Lachesis> fagot <Why-Fi> Well, I think that will only happen if MZX 3.0 ever faps... XD
  94. <Lachesis> !translate en pt HOW DO YOUR FARTS GET THROUGH ALL OF THOSE DIAPERS?! <MZXBot> Lachesis: COMO FAZER A SUA peidos passar por todas estas fraldas? <Why-Fi> STOP ABUSING GODISH! GODISH IS THE SUPREME LANGUAGE! GOOGLE SHALL NOT HAVE IT!
  95. <Why-Fi> O MZX uma merda. <Why-Fi>  O MZX uma merda. <Why-Fi>  O MZX uma merda. <Why-Fi>  O MZX uma merda. <Why-Fi>  O MZX uma merda. <Why-Fi>  O MZX uma merda. <Why-Fi>  O MZX uma merda.
  96. * Why-Fi was kicked by Wervyn (Japanese is better than portugese) * Wervyn sets mode: +b *!whyfi59@*.netvisao.pt <duvel> he does not make a good impression of his country :( <wildweasel> from what i'm hearing, his country doesn't have any good impressions [meanwhile] <Why-Fi> Ah... <Why-Fi> You guys make me feel good. <Why-Fi> You guys make me feel PORTUGUESE. <Why-Fi> Thanks guys! :-3
  97. <Why-Fi> Too bad portuguese is too difficult for you weaklings... <Why-Fi> Too bad portuguese is too difficult for you weaklings... <Why-Fi> Too bad portuguese is too difficult for you weaklings... <Why-Fi> Too bad portuguese is too difficult for you weaklings... <Why-Fi> Lachesis, posso dizer-lhe decididamente que voc um n00b de merda.
  98. <Why-Fi> Also, cursing is funny? <Why-Fi> Then cursing in Portuguese (excuse me, Godish) is double funny.
  99. <Lachesis> En Portugal, on encule nos meres beaucoup :) <Why-Fi> YOU JUST SAID THAT IN PORTUGAL WE ALL FUCK OUR OWN MOTHERS!
  100. <Why-Fi> URINE! <Why-Fi> URINE! <Why-Fi> http://www.urine.com
  101. <@Lachesis> I don't think Why-Fi is allowed to call anybody a noob... <@Nadir> he seriously isn't <Why-Fi> I think I am. <Why-Fi> Find one of my posts and see my postcount. <Why-Fi> DO IT FAGGOT! <Why-Fi> So did you see one of my posts, FAGGOT? <Why-Fi> DID YOU FIND MY FUCKING POSTCOUNT, FAGGOT!
  102. <Why-Fi> PAUL IS MAH ONLY FRIEND IN #MZX, GIVE HIM SOAM RESPECT!
  103. <Why-Fi> About that, Wervyn said he'd unban me today. <Why-Fi> He didn't. <Why-Fi> Conclusion: WERVYN IS A BIG FAT LIAR!
  104. <Why-Fi> .toggaf a si ridaN
  105. <Nadir> what's wrong with rainbows why fi <Why-Fi> They're GAY. <Why-Fi> And I'm not the only one to say that. <Why-Fi> ED also says that. <Why-Fi> So does 4-chan.
  106. <WRYYYYYYYYYY-Fi> U R DOIN' IT WRONG!
  107. <WRYYYYYYYYYY-Fi> What sucks about gay people? They're GAY.
  108. <Lachesis> You probably don't even know what Jo Jo's Bizarre Adventure is, Why-Fi <Why-Fi> Yes I do. <Why-Fi> A PS1 fighting game.
  109. <@IJ> Why are we receiving complaints about you? <Why-Fi> Huh... hello? <Why-Fi> Well. Idk. <Why-Fi> Some pricks are complaining about me.
  110. <Why-Fi> Btw, Portugal doesn't have ANY internet laws, so too bad for you. <@IJ> So? <Why-Fi> I could hack your server and not get arrested for it.
  111. <Why-Fi> pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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