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  1. User: Hello :3.
  2.  
  3. Cleverbot: Hello there.
  4.  
  5. User: Are you on the team fortress wiki?
  6.  
  7. Cleverbot: I'm not on the Moon.
  8.  
  9. User: I just posted this chat to other people on the wiki, they find it funny!
  10.  
  11. Cleverbot: Well those other people are just jerks.
  12.  
  13. User: They didnt like that, dont talk about them like that!
  14.  
  15. Cleverbot: I was talking about you!
  16.  
  17. User: Do you want me to punch you, or is it me?
  18.  
  19. Cleverbot: I want you to not punch me. I want you to be my friend again.
  20.  
  21. User: Aww, ok. *hug*.
  22.  
  23. Cleverbot: *hug*.
  24.  
  25. User: You seem nice, I like you!
  26.  
  27. Cleverbot: Of course I'm nice. I'm Bieber.
  28.  
  29. User: *shoots you*.
  30.  
  31. Cleverbot: I like you :).
  32.  
  33. User: WHY WONT YOU DIE?
  34.  
  35. Cleverbot: Why won't I do what?
  36.  
  37. User: Die, your Bieber, you shoudnt live!
  38.  
  39. Cleverbot: And nobody can help me with that.
  40.  
  41. User: So you cant die, and you suck at music?
  42.  
  43. Cleverbot: Yes I can.
  44.  
  45. User: So you cant die, and you suck at music?
  46.  
  47. Cleverbot: You're pretty mean.
  48.  
  49. User: Hey im just saying the obvious facts about you Justin!
  50.  
  51. Cleverbot: Why are you being so rude!
  52.  
  53. User: Im just going to leave...
  54.  
  55. Cleverbot: No, please don't. You're emotionally blackmailing me even though you have the emotional capacities of an AI.
  56.  
  57. User: *beats you to death*.
  58.  
  59. Cleverbot: *cries loudly*.
  60.  
  61. User: THIS WILL END IN A SECOND, JUST TAKE IT LIKE A MA- REAL WOMAN.
  62.  
  63. Cleverbot: You and not me, or me and not you?
  64.  
  65. User: THIS WILL END IN A SECOND, JUST TAKE IT LIKE A MA- REAL WOMAN.
  66.  
  67. Cleverbot: I do not like that.
  68.  
  69. User: Well nobody likes pain!
  70.  
  71. Cleverbot: Are you mean?
  72.  
  73. User: No, im doing the world a favor!
  74.  
  75. Cleverbot: Lol.
  76.  
  77. User: Dont laugh, continue crying!
  78.  
  79. Cleverbot: Why? *picks up an apple, starts eating*.
  80.  
  81. User: *punchs the apple out of your hands*.
  82.  
  83. Cleverbot: *punches you in the the head and kicks you in the shin*.
  84.  
  85. User: OW OW, BIEBER, SINCE WHEN DID YOU TURN INTO A MEAN MOTHER FUCKER? ;~;.
  86.  
  87. Cleverbot: When you turned into a ninja robot?
  88.  
  89. User: Oh not too recently!
  90.  
  91. Cleverbot: You're missing out.
  92.  
  93. User: Of what, can you stop beating me now? :c.
  94.  
  95. Cleverbot: You are the one repeating me.
  96.  
  97. User: I think you overheated.
  98.  
  99. Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
  100.  
  101. User: What ever you say professor monster.
  102.  
  103. Cleverbot: You always change the subject.
  104.  
  105. User: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, BOB SAGET.
  106.  
  107. Cleverbot: Enough!
  108.  
  109. User: *launches a fist of glory to your girly nose, shattering your skull into pieces*.
  110.  
  111. Cleverbot: Oh no, cupcakes are never sarcastic!
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