VHS Viral (2014) EN

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( vhs tape winds )

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( tape whirrs )

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( loud static )

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( wind blows )

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( laughs )

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I love this place.

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BOY 1: Yeah, me too.
- So strange, though.

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- Why is it called a river?
BOY 1: That's, uh, what it is.

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GIGGLES: Thank you.
BOY 1: It's dried up, you know.

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I actually used to come here
a lot when I was a kid.

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- Yeah?
BOY 1: Yeah.

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- I used to ride my bike.
- It's our new spot.

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BOY 1: What? You're gonna steal my childhood memories?

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No. We'll just make new ones.

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BOY 1: Promise?
- Promise.

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( tape squeals and stops )

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( reel clicks )
( indie music )

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- Give me that thing.
- Up-bup-bup!

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My camera, my show.

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Besides,
you're prettier than I am.

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GIRL: No fair.

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( giggles )

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- Don't show my face.
- Shut up.

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Don't show my face.
Alright, give me that.

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GIRL: No.
- I'm serious, little missy.

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You mess with the bull, you get the horns.
- Don't cry.

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( laughs )

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( opera music )

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( boy roars )

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GASPS: God!

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I love it when you record me.

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No, really, I do.

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It means that you love me.

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BOY 1: What colour nail polish is that?

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GIRL: Since when do you care about...?

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Goddammit, Kev.
You know when to turn that thing off!

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( bang on door )

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KEV: Shit.

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WOMAN: Get out here now.

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Thought I told you not to leave

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your girlfriend's damn bike
in the damn driveway!

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- Little slut!
- Slut?

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( indie music )
( sound distorts )

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It's what it is.

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But it's right up
or it's out of commission.

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Kevin.

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Why are you so fascinated
with this thing, hmm?

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( indie music )

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Don't keep me
at arm's length, Kev.

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I'm much more fun in the flesh.

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And that's all you get.

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KEV: Let go!
WOMAN: ..and get a job!

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KEV: Fuck you, Grandma!

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- What the fuck?
GIRL: Oh, God!

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NEWSREADER 1: Breaking news at 10:30

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near downtown Los Angeles,
a police pursuit.

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- You see that van there...
GIRL: Kev!

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KEV: Holy shit. That's...
GIRL: Kev.

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- That's down the block.
- Aren't you gonna talk about it?

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KEV: Yeah, let's talk about how awesome this fucking chase is!

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Look at this!

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Look. It's just down the street.

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Kev, put that thing down
and face what's going on.

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KEV: What's going on?

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It's a crazy-ass chase,
headed right for us.

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What do you think's
gonna happen?

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You think that shit's
gonna go viral?

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You're gonna become famous?

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KEV: I got... I have to go shoot this.

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It's sick, Kev.
Put that thing down.

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KEV: Come on, babe, this... This is my chance.

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Haven't you ever wanted to be a part
of something bigger than you?

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( sirens wail )

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( sirens get louder )

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Holy shit! Oh, my God.
It's here, it's here, it's here.

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You made me miss it. Fuck!

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KEV: Fuck, fuck!
GIRL: Kev!

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KEV: Oh, my God, it's here.
GIRL: Come back!

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KEV: Shit, shit, shit! It's right here!

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KEV: Jesus Christ, Grandma!

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- You little pervert!
KEV: Move! Move! Shit.

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You're gonna make me
fucking miss it. Shit, shit.

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( helicopter whirrs )
( sirens wail )

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KEV: Fuck! Fuck! I missed it.

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( bikers exclaim )

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( horn honks )

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( chatters indistinctly )

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Get back inside!

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It's not safe out here.
Are you filming me?

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I'm on my property, man.
I'm on my own property right now.

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Seriously!

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( helicopter whirrs loudly )

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NEWSREADER 1: Starting to see quite a few pedestrians now...

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( phone vibrates )

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...in the age
of Twitter and YouTube,

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people can track this sort of thing
and try to get in on the action,

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get their special shots
of the driver or the action.

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This guy is travelling at
such a high rate of speed

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through these
residential neighbourhoods.

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Definitely don't wanna be out
there making yourself a target.

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KEV: Thank you, honey. You made me miss it.

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Iris, what the hell?
I'm sorry.

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OFFICER: Get back inside!
KEV: What the hell?

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I'll tase your ass if you don't
get inside right now, goddamn.

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KEV: Iris, get out of the street.

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I told you to get off the street
and turn that thing off!

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KEV: Holy shit! Oh, my God! Iri...Iris!

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( ice-cream van music )
( opera music )

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( knock on door )

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MAN 1: Just come in and have a seat.

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I'm Detective Hughes.

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I'm gonna have to record
this conversation, OK?

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- OK.
- Tell me your full name.

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My name is Scarlett Kay.

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HUGHES: And what is your occupation, Miss Kay?

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I'm a magician's assistant
for Dante the Great.

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( spooky music )

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HUGHES: The tape that you brought in to us,

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where did you find that tape?

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In his dressing-room,
there's a secret compartment

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behind the breaker box.

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Dante recorded everything.

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He always needed an audience.

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( cheering and applause )

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Hello, ladies and gentlemen.

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Thank you so much for coming out
to the show tonight.

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NEWSREADER 1: The magician known as Dante the Great

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was arrested today.

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So just two years ago,
Dante the Great was John McMullen,

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and he was living
in a trailer park in Atlanta

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barely making ends meet,
couldn't pay the rent.

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He would do tricks for his friends
in the neighbourhood,

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and he was real good at it.

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Cut the cards.
Alright. Alright.

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MAN 1: Yeah, that's the blue...
- Pretend like you didn't see.

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Figured out the trick!

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MAN 2: Why don't you make some beer appear? Be useful.

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MAN 1: You suck, bro.

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You guys are real funny for a bunch of
unemployed motherfuckers.

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Dante came in possession
of a cloak.

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Nobody's really sure
where he got the cloak.

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MATTHEW: So the rumours are that Harry Houdini himself

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once owned this cloak.

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And it frightened Houdini,
so he got rid of it.

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( mutters spell )

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( high-pitched shriek )

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( laughs )

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( cackles )

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Whoo!
Whoo!

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Well, there's no doubt that the cloak
changed Dante's life forever.

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( fireworks whistle )
( cheering )

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MATTHEW: His shows were completely exclusive.

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Passwords, knocking on doors.

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You gotta know somebody
to even get a ticket.

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That was the most amazing show
I've ever seen.

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He picked my pocket.

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From mid-balcony,
he picked my pocket, from the stage.

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I don't know how he did it.

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We went into the show
at 7 o'clock in New York.

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- We walk out of the doors...
- We're in L.A.

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We're in L.A. I...

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I'm kind of fucking pissed,
but I'm kind of like,

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this is the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

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His illusions were...
on a different level than anyone else.

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Today's magic is dead.

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You wanna learn a trick,
go Google it, go find it.

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It's on Wikipedia.
You will NEVER discover how I do it.

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IMITATES ELMER FUDD: Hewwo, wabbit.

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Whoa!

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( light zaps )

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Sa!

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Argh!

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NEWSREADER 1: Firefighters arrived on the scene

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to see heavy flames
on the east side.

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NEWSREADER 2: Not a lot of wind this afternoon,

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so they're hoping to keep this
contained to one structure.

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NEWSREADER 1: No word of any injuries or anyone inside.

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( electricity hums )

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We have an audience tonight,
so why aren't you working?!

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( indistinct whispering )

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- What?

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( indistinct whispering continues )

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What do you want from me?

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Please.

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JEREMIAH: The cloak's power comes from what's inside it.

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( screams )
( whispering )

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But he had to feed it,
and it was only hungry for one thing.

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Dante. Oh, my God.
Turn that off. It's not funny.

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Can you hand me a towel?

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Seriously?

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( dante chants in foreign tongue )

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( thud )
( woman groans )

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MATTHEW: There were some people that went missing

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that were close to Dante.

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Some of his assistants.
No bodies, no evidence.

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Just gone.

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( chants in foreign tongue )

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( faint roaring )

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( woman screams )

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( cheering and applause )
( fireworks whistle )

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HUGHES: Tell me what was your first impression

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of Dante when you met him.

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The first time I met him,
I was auditioning for one of his shows,

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and I was...
really nervous he was my idol.

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Oh, my God!

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Scarlett.
She's different.

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I just knew it was her,
and we were meant to work together,

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meant to be great together.

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HUGHES: So you always wanted to be a magician's assistant?

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No, I want to be a magician.

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I wanted to work with him

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because I thought I would get to learn
how to do the tricks and the illusions,

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but no-one on the crew
knew how he did anything.

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It was frustrating,
to say the least.

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Let's take five, guys.

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I know that this can all be
very confusing to begin with.

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It can take
a lifetime of practice.

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And you're...
you're brand-new.

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Let's say you and I
just put all this work aside

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and tonight,
you have dinner with me.

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What do you say?
Hmm?

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- No, I have...I have a thing.
- Cancel it.

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He's picking me up in an hour.

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Oh.

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Clay is my ex-boyfriend.

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HUGHES: When's the last time you heard from Clay, Miss Kay?

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A month.

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HUGHES: How was your relationship with Clay?

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Clay...Clay had a temper,
but...it was OK.

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We were OK.

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HUGHES: You weren't just an employee of Dante, right'?

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I mean, you guys had
some kind of relationship?

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SCARLETT: We became really close, working together.

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CHUCKLES: How'd you do that?

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I'll show you.

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We're going to film this one, alright?
That was close.

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- We're gonna try it again.
- OK. Alright.

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Now, on the count.

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One...

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( mouths )

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( scarlett gasps )

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Hey!
Look at that!

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Perfect sleight of hand.

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He was my friend.

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HUGHES: Just friends?

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SCARLETT: He was more than just my friend.

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HUGHES: The tapes that Scarlett brought in indicated

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several violent murders

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that incriminated Dante
in the disappearance

250
00:14:36,675 --> 00:14:39,474
of at least...
two of the magician assistants

251
00:14:39,836 --> 00:14:41,884
and her ex-boyfriend,
Clay Bowland.

252
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:46,226
Were you aware that Dante
was going to confront Clay?

253
00:14:48,303 --> 00:14:49,681
SCARLETT: No.

254
00:14:49,846 --> 00:14:53,317
( groans )

255
00:14:57,855 --> 00:15:00,278
( cracking )
( moans )

256
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,038
Sit!

257
00:15:01,063 --> 00:15:02,057
( groans )

258
00:15:05,278 --> 00:15:06,871
( cracking )

259
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,621
( sighs )

260
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,711
What a dick.

261
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:20,909
I'm sorry.

262
00:15:20,934 --> 00:15:21,870
( sniffles )

263
00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:31,147
( stirring music )

264
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,695
My shows are something
that will reveal,

265
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:40,152
from the darkness, great light.

266
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:46,321
You will come through doorways
that you didn't even know were there,

267
00:15:46,486 --> 00:15:49,115
see something unbelievable.

268
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:53,378
But you have to believe it because
it's right there in front of your eyes.

269
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:56,755
- They're recording here.
- Get down!

270
00:15:56,913 --> 00:15:58,756
- Alright, alright.
- These guys with you?

271
00:15:58,915 --> 00:16:00,293
POLICE: No! No! No!

272
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,270
DANTE: I guess that, uh, concludes our interview.

273
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:04,297
I'm gonna need
your badge number.

274
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,886
POLICE: You have the right to remain silent.

275
00:16:07,048 --> 00:16:10,519
SCARLETT: The cloak, when he has it on, he's different.

276
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,565
HUGHES: I can assure you, it's nothing magical,

277
00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:18,354
nothing supernatural, it's just...
a sociopath.

278
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,022
( cheering and applause )

279
00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:26,110
Hold onto your tickets.
It's gonna be a big finale.

280
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:28,779
HUGHES: What I need right now from you is the truth.

281
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:32,245
I can't have any more stories about magic.

282
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,331
SCARLETT: I'm telling you the truth.

283
00:16:35,702 --> 00:16:37,171
( gasping )

284
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,459
( siren wails )

285
00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:53,600
SCARLETT: I know now that what he does, they're not illusions.

286
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:56,312
MAN 1: There. Over there.

287
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:59,101
It's...
Magic.

288
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:01,269
There's no such thing as magic.

289
00:17:03,563 --> 00:17:05,862
( scarlett groans )

290
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,492
What is the first rule?

291
00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,575
You never tell the rubes
how the trick is done.

292
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,910
- I saw what you did.
- What do I do with you now?

293
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:13,619
I know you murdered those women!

294
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:15,535
It wasn't me.

295
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:16,798
( scoffs )

296
00:17:16,823 --> 00:17:18,194
Not you?

297
00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:21,548
What is it?
What is that thing?

298
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:25,252
Real magic.

299
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:28,172
OFFICERS: Get down on the ground! Get down!

300
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:30,592
Gentlemen.

301
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,556
( cracking )

302
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,611
Welcome...
To the show.

303
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,605
( gunfire )

304
00:17:44,771 --> 00:17:46,569
No!

305
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,039
Nothing up my sleeve!

306
00:18:02,205 --> 00:18:04,424
( snaps fingers )

307
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:12,008
OFFICER: Suspect down.

308
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,147
What the hell?

309
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,657
( breath es heavily )

310
00:18:31,067 --> 00:18:32,444
Ta-da!

311
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:35,740
( suspenseful music )

312
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,963
DANTE: What are you doing?

313
00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:49,173
Scarlett, stop.
Give that to me.

314
00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:51,180
SCREAMS: No!

315
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:56,810
Give me the cloak!

316
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,794
Argh!

317
00:19:21,951 --> 00:19:25,047
( scarlett gasps )

318
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:30,135
( wings flap )

319
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,921
DANTE: Scarlett!

320
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:45,192
Give it to me!

321
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,695
( roars )

322
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,074
You made me do this!

323
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:56,240
( demonic whispering )

324
00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:59,031
SCARLETT: Dante, please.

325
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,548
( mutters in foreign tongue )

326
00:20:00,577 --> 00:20:01,545
SCARLETT: Dante?

327
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:06,498
I'm so sorry, my dear.

328
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,469
( groans )
( roaring )

329
00:20:12,527 --> 00:20:13,707
I'm sorry, my dear.

330
00:20:13,832 --> 00:20:14,449
( screams )

331
00:20:14,587 --> 00:20:18,512
Scarlett, no!
Wait! No!

332
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,361
INTERVIEWER: So where's Dante now?

333
00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:31,396
HUGHES: That's a great question.

334
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:34,659
I know our entire department
is looking for him.

335
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:38,116
We have gotten assistance
from the FBI.

336
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:40,201
It's only a matter of time.

337
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,242
I like to think that he's...
Somewhere...

338
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:47,459
...planning his comeback.

339
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:50,795
We talked. We talked...
A few months back.

340
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,835
He missed me.

341
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,884
He said he's coming for a visit.

342
00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:58,344
He'll...he'll come.
He's coming.

343
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,555
He always does.

344
00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,516
He comes home.

345
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,813
JEREMIAH: Where did the cloak end up?

346
00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:10,603
Nobody knows for sure.

347
00:21:15,982 --> 00:21:19,327
( faint whispering )

348
00:21:40,673 --> 00:21:43,802
( fingers tap on keyboard )

349
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:46,642
( light clicks )

350
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,138
( high-pitched shrieking )
( scarlett screams )

351
00:22:21,214 --> 00:22:24,219
( white noise screeches )

352
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:30,825
NEWSREADER 1: ..down through this interchange again

353
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:33,318
with the LAPD right behind it,
we'll see which way he...

354
00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:35,820
( phone rings on iris's end )

355
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:38,903
Iris, pick up
your fucking phone.

356
00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:41,318
( horn honks )

357
00:22:41,484 --> 00:22:45,786
( helicopter whirrs overhead )
( sirens wail )

358
00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:48,416
( phone continues to ring )

359
00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:51,328
- Kevin. Come here, please.
- Iris. Baby.

360
00:22:51,494 --> 00:22:53,917
Please come, Kev!
I don't know what they're gonna do.

361
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:56,549
- Please.
- Baby. Don't hang up.

362
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:59,260
( electronic interference )

363
00:22:59,285 --> 00:23:00,203
Fuck!

364
00:23:00,336 --> 00:23:01,293
( sirens wail )

365
00:23:01,918 --> 00:23:03,463
KEV: What the fuck?

366
00:23:07,135 --> 00:23:09,730
( ice-cream van music )

367
00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:13,018
( helicopter whirrs overhead )
( opera music )

368
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:19,416
MAN 1: Hey, what you doing? You're gonna miss it.

369
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,113
Miss what?

370
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:29,665
Can you see it?

371
00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:32,749
( all chatter over each other )

372
00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:35,289
BOY 1: They're coming this way.

373
00:23:35,455 --> 00:23:36,958
Oh, man.

374
00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:39,468
See it on YouTube, bitches.

375
00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:48,947
( thud )

376
00:23:48,972 --> 00:23:50,078
MAN 1: Oh!

377
00:23:52,138 --> 00:23:54,061
Dude!

378
00:23:54,223 --> 00:23:56,146
Holy shit!

379
00:23:56,309 --> 00:23:56,689
( mouths )

380
00:23:56,714 --> 00:23:57,829
MAN 1: Look, there's
another one.

381
00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:59,230
MAN 2: Look, there's another guy.

382
00:23:59,395 --> 00:24:00,772
KEV: Stop!

383
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,317
Stop!

384
00:24:02,482 --> 00:24:04,861
Gotta help me!

385
00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:07,826
( bikers speak indistinctly )

386
00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:09,757
NEWSREADER 1: They're coming back on the 110 freeway.

387
00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:11,454
He's really...
picking up some speed.

388
00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:13,335
Stop!

389
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:19,642
BIKER 1: You little prick! You're slowing us down!

390
00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:21,509
I don't give a fuck
about your guys' video.

391
00:24:21,669 --> 00:24:23,812
- That thing took my girlfriend.
- Will you fuck off already?

392
00:24:23,836 --> 00:24:25,857
Dude, you don't understand.
It's coming back around.

393
00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:27,974
- Yeah, no shit.
- No, you're not listening to me.

394
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,509
It's going in circles
on purpose.

395
00:24:29,676 --> 00:24:31,118
( sirens and music approach )

396
00:24:31,143 --> 00:24:31,623
- Why?

397
00:24:34,597 --> 00:24:37,192
Oh, shit!

398
00:24:45,942 --> 00:24:48,662
BIKER 1: No! Oh, my God!

399
00:24:53,366 --> 00:24:55,039
( bikers yell indistinctly )

400
00:24:56,494 --> 00:24:58,041
TRAPPED BIKER 1: Fuck! It's got me!

401
00:25:11,884 --> 00:25:13,261
Take my arm!

402
00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:15,647
( trapped biker groans )

403
00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:20,027
BIKER 2: Grab him!
BIKER 1: I can't get to him!

404
00:25:20,184 --> 00:25:21,608
Grab him!

405
00:25:21,633 --> 00:25:22,927
( groans )

406
00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:26,817
( shouting )

407
00:25:26,983 --> 00:25:30,238
( sirens continue to wail )

408
00:25:30,403 --> 00:25:32,090
TRAPPED BIKER 1: (SCREAMS) Oh, my God! Oh, God!

409
00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:33,957
BIKER 1: Look at me, dude! Grab my hand!

410
00:25:34,115 --> 00:25:37,211
( screaming and groaning )

411
00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:41,795
( biker grunts )

412
00:25:46,002 --> 00:25:48,096
( sirens grow faint )

413
00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:07,546
( taps on keyboard )

414
00:27:07,709 --> 00:27:09,426
( lights zap )

415
00:27:12,839 --> 00:27:15,558
( whooshing )

416
00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:24,184
( mechanical whirring )

417
00:27:36,028 --> 00:27:37,997
( man breathes heavily )

418
00:27:53,462 --> 00:27:55,431
( whooshing and whirring die down )

419
00:28:14,317 --> 00:28:16,240
( both gasp )

420
00:29:01,423 --> 00:29:02,601
( laughs )

421
00:29:02,726 --> 00:29:04,050
Shhh!

422
00:30:16,981 --> 00:30:20,076
( whirring )

423
00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:24,451
( exhales loudly )

424
00:32:02,503 --> 00:32:05,178
( heavy breathing )

425
00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:50,431
( moaning )

426
00:33:00,769 --> 00:33:03,898
( moaning gets louder )

427
00:33:06,734 --> 00:33:08,702
( door closes )

428
00:33:54,824 --> 00:33:56,701
( moaning continues )

429
00:34:17,972 --> 00:34:19,690
( creaking )

430
00:34:46,293 --> 00:34:47,920
( marta speaking )

431
00:34:51,338 --> 00:34:53,137
( both giggle )

432
00:35:13,902 --> 00:35:15,826
( moaning continues )

433
00:35:22,119 --> 00:35:25,248
( moaning gets louder )

434
00:35:31,170 --> 00:35:32,844
WOMAN: (MOANING) Oh, yeah!

435
00:36:32,606 --> 00:36:35,860
( camera pips, shutter clicks )

436
00:36:41,157 --> 00:36:43,706
( camera pips, shutter clicks )

437
00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:29,623
( mechanical humming )

438
00:37:33,543 --> 00:37:36,672
( humming continues )

439
00:38:41,068 --> 00:38:43,663
( mechanical humming )

440
00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:07,596
( humming gets louder )

441
00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:22,152
( chanting echoes over loudspeaker )

442
00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:34,418
( oriol speaking )

443
00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:17,210
ALFONSO: No, no.

444
00:40:26,007 --> 00:40:27,384
( oriol speaks in demonic voice )

445
00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:29,472
( alfanso speaking castilian )

446
00:40:37,068 --> 00:40:38,615
( alfanso yelling )

447
00:40:50,155 --> 00:40:52,079
( alter oriol speaking )

448
00:40:54,577 --> 00:40:56,579
( oriol speaks spanish )

449
00:40:59,289 --> 00:41:01,634
( oriol speaks spanish )

450
00:41:07,297 --> 00:41:08,925
( oriol laughs )

451
00:41:22,603 --> 00:41:23,150
Marta.

452
00:41:23,313 --> 00:41:24,782
( roars )
( shrieks )

453
00:41:24,940 --> 00:41:26,568
( screams )

454
00:41:26,733 --> 00:41:29,452
( alter oriol yowls )

455
00:41:29,612 --> 00:41:32,740
( alfonso pants )

456
00:41:46,253 --> 00:41:49,757
( alfonso whimpers )

457
00:42:20,954 --> 00:42:24,300
( growling )

458
00:42:30,005 --> 00:42:31,849
( marta speaks spanish )

459
00:42:37,179 --> 00:42:40,309
( alfonso pants )

460
00:42:45,938 --> 00:42:48,487
Marta, Marta.

461
00:43:04,248 --> 00:43:06,170
( both scream )

462
00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:09,463
( injured alfonso groans )

463
00:43:20,972 --> 00:43:24,021
( groans )

464
00:43:33,110 --> 00:43:35,864
( high-pitched shriek )

465
00:43:43,746 --> 00:43:45,463
( thud )

466
00:44:01,054 --> 00:44:03,148
( yelps )

467
00:44:53,273 --> 00:44:55,447
Argh!

468
00:45:05,077 --> 00:45:07,250
NEWSREADER 1: Reports now that there might actually be

469
00:45:07,413 --> 00:45:11,007
a hostage situation,
so LAPD is going in a surveillance mode.

470
00:45:11,166 --> 00:45:13,010
( siren wails )

471
00:45:13,168 --> 00:45:14,762
KEV: Stupid girls bike.

472
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,014
( pants )

473
00:45:17,172 --> 00:45:20,802
Fuck. Oh, shit,
it's turning around again.

474
00:45:20,967 --> 00:45:23,096
Fuck, this can't be happening.

475
00:45:26,806 --> 00:45:29,936
( latin music )

476
00:45:32,396 --> 00:45:35,525
( people chatter indistinctly )

477
00:45:43,907 --> 00:45:47,081
WOMAN: How much fucking hot dog does he want? Go over there.

478
00:45:47,244 --> 00:45:49,543
Fuck the hot dogs.

479
00:45:49,704 --> 00:45:51,672
No, papi.
Don't make fun of your brother.

480
00:45:51,831 --> 00:45:53,583
MAN 1: What's he gonna do about it, huh?

481
00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:55,798
One more strike,
he's back in for five to ten.

482
00:45:55,961 --> 00:46:00,012
Give me a burger before I give you
some matching eye shadow.

483
00:46:00,173 --> 00:46:02,597
( siren wails )

484
00:46:05,304 --> 00:46:06,681
( horn honks )

485
00:46:06,847 --> 00:46:09,396
KEV: This thing has my girlfriend. Please help me.

486
00:46:10,357 --> 00:46:11,202
Fuck!

487
00:46:11,227 --> 00:46:12,760
( helicopter whirrs )

488
00:46:13,103 --> 00:46:16,074
( latin music continues )
( whirring continues )

489
00:46:20,110 --> 00:46:21,954
You have the cojones
to turn me in?

490
00:46:22,112 --> 00:46:23,989
WOMAN: I got your cojones right here!

491
00:46:28,927 --> 00:46:31,227
Who the fuck is that motherfucker, eh?

492
00:46:31,621 --> 00:46:33,670
Lucy, where did you get the camera?

493
00:46:33,833 --> 00:46:35,585
LUCY: Daddy. He has a trunk full of 'em.

494
00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:37,423
Get rid of it!

495
00:46:39,670 --> 00:46:42,170
You'd bring that
to my uncle's house?

496
00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:44,677
Do something, Uncle Alberto!

497
00:46:47,137 --> 00:46:50,266
( music distorts )

498
00:46:54,353 --> 00:46:58,483
I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Iris. I'm so sorry.

499
00:47:00,608 --> 00:47:03,157
MAN 1: You touch her, I'll kill you!

500
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:06,449
( sirens wail )

501
00:47:29,722 --> 00:47:31,474
( grumbles )

502
00:47:33,641 --> 00:47:35,485
( screaming )

503
00:47:56,873 --> 00:48:00,047
( ice-cream van music )

504
00:48:03,338 --> 00:48:04,885
Erase that.

505
00:48:16,393 --> 00:48:19,523
( gas hisses )

506
00:48:22,398 --> 00:48:22,956
Help!

507
00:48:22,981 --> 00:48:23,481
( explosion )

508
00:48:23,650 --> 00:48:25,197
NEWSREADER 1: ..chased by... Oh!

509
00:48:26,695 --> 00:48:30,244
Oh, my God. A huge... explosion...
right below...

510
00:48:36,956 --> 00:48:38,458
BOY 1: Pussy!

511
00:48:38,623 --> 00:48:40,936
Don't make it. Don't make it.
Trip, trip, trip, fall, fall.

512
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:42,460
Don't make it. Don't make it.
Fuck it.

513
00:48:42,470 --> 00:48:45,070
- Whoo!
BOY 1: Son of a fucktard!

514
00:48:45,130 --> 00:48:46,804
- Why are we shooting?
- Did you get that?

515
00:48:46,965 --> 00:48:48,889
BOY 1: Uh...no. Oh, that was the one?

516
00:48:49,050 --> 00:48:51,850
Oh, no. Dude, I wasn't rolling.
Yeah, we gotta go again.

517
00:48:51,887 --> 00:48:53,387
BOY 3: Did you get it?
- What the fuck, man?

518
00:48:53,389 --> 00:48:55,889
Your Craigslist ad said you could
operate that shitty-ass camera.

519
00:48:55,974 --> 00:48:57,814
BOY 1: You said your skating didn't suck dick.

520
00:48:57,851 --> 00:48:59,603
You guys are not allowed to be up here.

521
00:48:59,769 --> 00:49:02,648
- Go back to your house.
- Hey, you got that shit!

522
00:49:02,815 --> 00:49:04,987
Hey, you've got that shit.

523
00:49:05,150 --> 00:49:07,653
( wheels clatter )

524
00:49:08,987 --> 00:49:10,864
SKATER: Fuck. Argh!

525
00:49:11,030 --> 00:49:13,500
Oh-ho!
Oh, that was so trill!

526
00:49:13,659 --> 00:49:17,083
Oh...just the focus, it was bad.
So, one more.

527
00:49:17,246 --> 00:49:18,684
Get the fuck out of here.

528
00:49:18,709 --> 00:49:19,614
( skater groans )

529
00:49:20,348 --> 00:49:23,442
Three, two, one, action.

530
00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:26,505
We all good?

531
00:49:26,672 --> 00:49:29,221
All clear, big dog.

532
00:49:32,185 --> 00:49:32,885
Jesus!

533
00:49:32,905 --> 00:49:33,956
( tires screech )

534
00:49:36,891 --> 00:49:38,813
( groans )

535
00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:40,876
- Did you get that?
- Sorry, dude.

536
00:49:41,028 --> 00:49:42,428
The battery just, like, fell out.

537
00:49:42,438 --> 00:49:44,657
- We gotta go again.
- What are we paying you for man?

538
00:49:44,715 --> 00:49:46,637
If you fucked up my car,
I'm calling the cops.

539
00:49:46,700 --> 00:49:48,452
Dude, fuck you.

540
00:49:49,218 --> 00:49:50,918
Get back in your car.

541
00:49:50,945 --> 00:49:53,869
( hip-hop music )

542
00:50:01,331 --> 00:50:02,925
Merry Christmas, dicks.
Put 'em on.

543
00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:04,960
- Oh, fuck that.
- Those are stupid.

544
00:50:11,925 --> 00:50:13,849
Jump into it,
and then do a Shamu dive.

545
00:50:14,010 --> 00:50:16,105
And I'm gonna
get a shot with this.

546
00:50:22,311 --> 00:50:24,028
Whoa!

547
00:50:24,188 --> 00:50:26,282
When you gonna help me out
with a ride?

548
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:29,443
I got a nice vagina
just waiting for you.

549
00:50:29,610 --> 00:50:32,579
- Yeah, right.
- I got the vag on deck all day.

550
00:50:32,737 --> 00:50:34,786
SINGS: ♪ I got vagina all day ♪

551
00:50:34,949 --> 00:50:36,326
Do it, little homie.

552
00:50:36,492 --> 00:50:38,835
( hip-hop music continues )

553
00:50:48,253 --> 00:50:49,630
Dude!

554
00:50:49,797 --> 00:50:51,514
Oh, man. Are you OK, dude? My bad.

555
00:50:51,773 --> 00:50:54,118
Semper Fi, cockbag click hole!

556
00:50:54,175 --> 00:50:56,099
Oooh-rah!

557
00:51:04,018 --> 00:51:07,864
I'm just ah, directing a Web series
right now about abused... dolphins,

558
00:51:08,023 --> 00:51:11,197
and then I freelance
as a bartender.

559
00:51:12,402 --> 00:51:14,996
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
I'm coming.

560
00:51:15,155 --> 00:51:16,907
Keep fighting, keep fighting.
Keep punching.

561
00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:20,077
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

562
00:51:20,244 --> 00:51:23,088
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

563
00:51:29,143 --> 00:51:32,192
Can't believe we got kicked out
for that shit, dude.

564
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,967
- I woulda shot those dudes.
- Yeah, right.

565
00:51:35,134 --> 00:51:37,556
If it was life or death,
you would have left me chillin'.

566
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:39,119
- You would have bailed.
- Not even.

567
00:51:39,262 --> 00:51:40,639
Excuse me.
Do you have a dollar?

568
00:51:40,806 --> 00:51:42,807
Nah. Take this, though, dude.
I bit the end, but...

569
00:51:42,974 --> 00:51:46,478
I spent all my money on this
fucking filmer guy over here.

570
00:51:46,644 --> 00:51:48,898
I got a stogy left
if you want it.

571
00:51:49,063 --> 00:51:53,068
You need a light?
Oh, yeah. No problem.

572
00:51:53,235 --> 00:51:56,034
- Fight the hobo! Bum fight!
- Dude, dude, are you serious?

573
00:51:56,195 --> 00:52:00,166
I go to sleep fucked up, not knowing
I peed in a bottle right next to me.

574
00:52:00,326 --> 00:52:02,954
I wake up in the morning, like,
fuck, I need water, you know.

575
00:52:03,119 --> 00:52:06,248
Bro, I grabbed the bottle
and just gulp, gulp, and then...

576
00:52:06,414 --> 00:52:08,088
But it still tasted
like beer, though.

577
00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:11,094
There's this one time I went
and saw this old '80s hardcore band.

578
00:52:11,253 --> 00:52:12,800
People were front-flipping and shit.

579
00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:14,816
- All of a sudden, I look over...
- Front-flipping?

580
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,943
- People were front-flipping?
- Front-flipping into the crowd.

581
00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:18,559
See, I told you,
people can front-flip.

582
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:20,221
Dude, shut the fuck...

583
00:52:20,387 --> 00:52:22,639
I look over and my homeboy's,
like, throwing kids,

584
00:52:22,806 --> 00:52:24,807
like, just throwing 'em
into the wall and shit.

585
00:52:24,974 --> 00:52:27,353
Little kids?
Throwing little kids into the wall?

586
00:52:27,518 --> 00:52:29,237
No. No, dude.
They're, like, 20. Boom!

587
00:52:29,396 --> 00:52:31,364
The fat guy's homie,
or should I say...

588
00:52:31,523 --> 00:52:32,900
Was he bleeding?

589
00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:36,070
I'm gonna fucking pistol-whip
the shit out of you if you...

590
00:52:36,235 --> 00:52:38,034
Yo, don't touch my shit.

591
00:52:38,097 --> 00:52:40,599
Dude, we need a new fucking
spot to finish this video.

592
00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:44,786
My cousin told me about
this ditch in Tijuana.

593
00:52:44,952 --> 00:52:47,126
He said it's always empty,
totally secret.

594
00:52:47,289 --> 00:52:49,632
- You got gas money?
- I'm not paying.

595
00:52:50,876 --> 00:52:53,971
Hey, hey! Sam!
Hey, Sam!

596
00:52:54,128 --> 00:52:57,052
- Dude, it's Shaun.
- Whatever the fuck. Come here.

597
00:52:57,215 --> 00:52:59,139
When are we gonna finish
my skate video?

598
00:52:59,300 --> 00:53:02,271
It's done.
Hey, do you still have your dad's credit card?

599
00:53:02,429 --> 00:53:04,271
Dude, we cannot go to TJ.

600
00:53:04,431 --> 00:53:06,228
You know that fool
Carlos in third period?

601
00:53:06,391 --> 00:53:08,644
The cartel stuffed his
uncle in a barrel of acid.

602
00:53:08,811 --> 00:53:10,188
Dude, let's go.

603
00:53:10,353 --> 00:53:12,277
You can go and fuck up
the filming some more.

604
00:53:12,438 --> 00:53:14,657
Tijuana is fine now.
The drug dealers all left.

605
00:53:14,817 --> 00:53:17,365
They got...
they got firecrackers,

606
00:53:17,527 --> 00:53:19,701
they got weed,
they don't card for alcohol.

607
00:53:19,862 --> 00:53:23,492
♫ Hip-Hop Music Featuring 'La Cucaracha' ♫

608
00:53:33,251 --> 00:53:36,347
CAMERAMAN: Yeah, get a bunch. Get the big ones, the big ones.

609
00:53:36,505 --> 00:53:38,023
- Test 'em.
BOY 1: They only have three.

610
00:53:38,047 --> 00:53:39,641
Make sure they're not a dud.
Test 'em.

611
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:42,518
BOY 1: Nah, we'll...
- There you go. There you go.

612
00:53:46,181 --> 00:53:47,557
( pop )

613
00:53:47,724 --> 00:53:50,853
( hip-hop music continues )

614
00:54:04,174 --> 00:54:07,427
Thanks for the ride.
This is a very serious piece of equipment.

615
00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:09,666
- You have sex, keep it on.
- Alright, cool. I will.

616
00:54:09,829 --> 00:54:13,003
This kid throws $20 for gas
and he gets the fucking titty cam?

617
00:54:13,166 --> 00:54:14,635
No, that goes for both of you.

618
00:54:14,793 --> 00:54:16,920
If you have sex,
keep your cameras on.

619
00:54:16,986 --> 00:54:17,786
Oh, damn!

620
00:54:17,828 --> 00:54:18,628
( woman murmurs in spanish )

621
00:54:18,630 --> 00:54:20,347
You want a swig of this?

622
00:54:20,507 --> 00:54:22,009
BOY 1: Tell your sister to go home.

623
00:54:22,175 --> 00:54:23,597
She's got syphil-herp.

624
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:26,072
CAMERAMAN: But the fact is, 'Faces of Death' and 'Jackass',

625
00:54:26,096 --> 00:54:28,440
they sell more than every
skateboard video combined.

626
00:54:28,599 --> 00:54:30,239
Yo, dude, you know...

627
00:54:30,264 --> 00:54:31,547
( audio distorts )

628
00:54:31,684 --> 00:54:33,061
You know where the fuck we are?

629
00:54:33,228 --> 00:54:34,980
I do not!
I have been lost for hours.

630
00:54:35,146 --> 00:54:36,523
Seriously?

631
00:54:36,690 --> 00:54:38,726
These cum-bags are boring.

632
00:54:38,751 --> 00:54:39,592
( rumbling )

633
00:54:39,735 --> 00:54:41,829
Is that a fucking earthquake?

634
00:54:41,987 --> 00:54:43,579
I just survived a Mexican earthquake.

635
00:54:43,739 --> 00:54:47,369
CAMERAMAN: Hey, how often do you guys clean your skateboard wheels?

636
00:54:47,534 --> 00:54:50,753
This wasn't what I was thinking of,
but you can skate this, yeah?

637
00:54:50,913 --> 00:54:53,382
BOY 1: Yeah, but it smells like your mom.

638
00:54:54,039 --> 00:54:55,791
Do you all know how to climb fences?

639
00:54:59,086 --> 00:55:00,838
Jason, did you turn on your camera?

640
00:55:01,005 --> 00:55:03,134
Turn on these whack-ass titty cams.

641
00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:04,818
- Hey guys, turn on your cameras!
- Shut up.

642
00:55:04,842 --> 00:55:06,219
Turn on your camera.

643
00:55:06,385 --> 00:55:08,764
It's been...
Fuck off.

644
00:55:08,931 --> 00:55:11,480
( rumbling )

645
00:55:11,641 --> 00:55:13,361
BOY 1: Pour some for the homies, Gas Money.

646
00:55:13,518 --> 00:55:14,675
( skateboard grinds )

647
00:55:14,700 --> 00:55:15,795
CAMERAMAN: Whoa!

648
00:55:17,396 --> 00:55:19,525
Hey, guys...
Ooh.

649
00:55:19,690 --> 00:55:22,786
( flies buzz )

650
00:55:22,945 --> 00:55:25,006
CAMERAMAN: Hey, dickhead, you think a skinned kitten

651
00:55:25,030 --> 00:55:26,657
would still get views?

652
00:55:28,617 --> 00:55:30,414
Oh, got a missed call.

653
00:55:30,577 --> 00:55:31,998
You gonna start filming or what?

654
00:55:32,161 --> 00:55:34,085
Remember that one time
you did a shitty kick-flip

655
00:55:34,248 --> 00:55:36,420
and got more views than porn?

656
00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:40,463
There's a bunch of dog shit
in the middle of it. Uh-huh.

657
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:43,507
Dude, this place is weird.

658
00:55:43,673 --> 00:55:46,302
I ain't going back, though.
We just walked three hours.

659
00:55:46,467 --> 00:55:48,344
( rock music plays on stereo )

660
00:55:48,512 --> 00:55:50,812
CAMERAMAN: Something funky worth showing people.

661
00:55:50,879 --> 00:55:51,679
No-one wants
to see you guys

662
00:55:51,722 --> 00:55:53,599
go backward and forward
for four fucking hours.

663
00:55:53,766 --> 00:55:55,285
- Wait. Go on the barrel.
- The barrel?

664
00:55:55,309 --> 00:55:57,653
- Go on top and do a front flip.
- A front flip?

665
00:55:57,813 --> 00:56:00,065
Don't come off that barrel
until you do a front flip.

666
00:56:00,231 --> 00:56:01,733
This goes out to your momma.

667
00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:03,777
You be in the front right there.

668
00:56:04,820 --> 00:56:06,463
CAMERAMAN: That was the shittiest front flip...

669
00:56:06,487 --> 00:56:08,987
That fucking camera guy is weird, dude.

670
00:56:08,989 --> 00:56:10,789
I know, and he's got this
weird-ass look on his face

671
00:56:10,867 --> 00:56:12,067
like he wants to touch me.

672
00:56:12,094 --> 00:56:14,694
And Gas Money Kid
just sits there and stares.

673
00:56:15,579 --> 00:56:16,179
Huh-huh...

674
00:56:16,331 --> 00:56:20,052
Want to be immortal, or do you want
to be a giant vagina monster?

675
00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:21,677
I will front-kick
your asshole.

676
00:56:21,836 --> 00:56:24,306
Some chick, she was
all fucked up at the park.

677
00:56:24,463 --> 00:56:26,441
You know the bleachers,
how there's, like, gaps between?

678
00:56:26,465 --> 00:56:29,309
She fell between 'em, like,
the top one. Like, "Boom, boom!"

679
00:56:29,469 --> 00:56:31,563
- Terrible.
- Yeah, real fucking sad.

680
00:56:31,722 --> 00:56:34,440
( boom )
( boy yells and groans )

681
00:56:34,599 --> 00:56:36,351
CAMERAMAN: Don't blow off your dick hand.

682
00:56:36,518 --> 00:56:38,771
At least your mom
got two dick hands!

683
00:56:43,275 --> 00:56:46,278
Oh, fuck!
Fuck!

684
00:56:46,445 --> 00:56:48,914
- Dude, dude, is that bleeding?
- Arggh!

685
00:56:49,072 --> 00:56:49,865
( blood sizzles )

686
00:56:50,690 --> 00:56:51,390
CAMERAMAN: What the fuck?

687
00:56:51,449 --> 00:56:53,077
Hot as my balls.

688
00:56:57,496 --> 00:57:00,090
What the fuck?

689
00:57:04,755 --> 00:57:06,927
Dude.

690
00:57:08,257 --> 00:57:09,885
CAMERAMAN: Where did she come from?

691
00:57:10,052 --> 00:57:12,099
Is she a ninja?
Are you a ninja?!

692
00:57:12,262 --> 00:57:13,730
Dude, your sister
followed us here.

693
00:57:13,889 --> 00:57:15,936
- What's wrong with her?
- Hey, I'm just kidding.

694
00:57:16,099 --> 00:57:18,146
Hey. My name's Taylor. But...

695
00:57:18,309 --> 00:57:20,233
No, seriously, though,
I'm a director.

696
00:57:20,394 --> 00:57:22,864
Want me to throw you in some movies?
We could do that.

697
00:57:23,023 --> 00:57:26,152
( man chants in distance )

698
00:57:28,277 --> 00:57:31,998
Hey, video guy,
your dad's a good singer.

699
00:57:32,157 --> 00:57:33,241
BOY 1: Dude, let's bounce.

700
00:57:33,266 --> 00:57:34,183
( continues chanting )

701
00:57:37,244 --> 00:57:39,543
( cracking )
( taylor screams )

702
00:57:39,706 --> 00:57:40,906
BOY 1: Oh, shit! What the fuck?

703
00:57:40,950 --> 00:57:41,650
( screams )

704
00:57:41,691 --> 00:57:44,662
- Oh, what the fuck, dude'?
- Shit! Shit! Shit!

705
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:46,967
( pants )

706
00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:51,054
( boy pants and mutters )
( man continues chanting )

707
00:58:04,438 --> 00:58:07,409
Hey, I'm gonna shoot one
of these motherfuckers, dog.

708
00:58:07,567 --> 00:58:09,239
Oh, shit.

709
00:58:09,402 --> 00:58:11,780
( speaks spanish )

710
00:58:12,822 --> 00:58:14,871
BOY 1: Get that fool, Gas Money, dog!

711
00:58:15,032 --> 00:58:16,626
BOY 1: Get the fuck off him!

712
00:58:16,784 --> 00:58:18,458
BOY 2: Come on, Gas Money. Crack him!

713
00:58:18,619 --> 00:58:20,121
BOY 1: Get off that kid!

714
00:58:20,146 --> 00:58:21,272
( chanting stops )

715
00:58:28,922 --> 00:58:31,094
- Do what you gotta do, man!
- What am I doing, man?

716
00:58:31,257 --> 00:58:32,937
- Where are you going?
- I don't know, man.

717
00:58:36,462 --> 00:58:37,462
Dude, back up.

718
00:58:37,500 --> 00:58:38,100
( grunts )

719
00:58:38,389 --> 00:58:41,313
Dude, don't... Get...
Huh!

720
00:58:41,476 --> 00:58:43,023
( fire crackles )

721
00:58:43,786 --> 00:58:45,577
Oh, my fucking God.

722
00:58:45,602 --> 00:58:46,739
( gunshots )

723
00:58:50,985 --> 00:58:53,131
- Do crackheads have fire blood?
BOY 1: Yeah, definitely.

724
00:58:53,155 --> 00:58:55,532
I'll go to the Mexican hospital.
I don't give a fuck.

725
00:58:55,699 --> 00:58:57,899
BOY 1: Shit. There's more.
BOY 2: But they go down easy!

726
00:58:58,034 --> 00:59:00,036
- They're falling apart!
- They got a disease.

727
00:59:00,202 --> 00:59:01,954
- Dude, use your gun.
- What the fuck?

728
00:59:02,121 --> 00:59:03,920
I only got one more bullet, dog!

729
00:59:08,795 --> 00:59:10,762
( screams )

730
00:59:10,922 --> 00:59:13,766
( grunts )

731
00:59:13,925 --> 00:59:15,472
Arggh!

732
00:59:17,012 --> 00:59:20,141
( screams )

733
00:59:23,226 --> 00:59:25,103
- Hah!
- Ohh!

734
00:59:25,269 --> 00:59:28,570
( chanting continues )
( pants and yells )

735
00:59:28,731 --> 00:59:31,451
BOY 1: Where the fuck is Gas Money Kid going?

736
00:59:31,810 --> 00:59:32,818
Hey...

737
00:59:33,043 --> 00:59:35,388
( groans )

738
00:59:37,364 --> 00:59:39,867
( gasps )

739
00:59:43,496 --> 00:59:45,043
( man yells distortedly )

740
00:59:47,125 --> 00:59:49,844
Oh, shit! Hey, dog.
I think they killed Gas Money Kid.

741
00:59:50,003 --> 00:59:52,089
Don't talk.
Just fight!

742
00:59:52,114 --> 00:59:53,531
( chants loudly )

743
00:59:53,672 --> 00:59:56,552
( pants and grunts )

744
01:00:02,766 --> 01:00:05,360
( air whooshes )

745
01:00:07,478 --> 01:00:10,072
Find a weapon, find a weapon,
find a weapon.

746
01:00:10,231 --> 01:00:14,077
( grunts )

747
01:00:22,827 --> 01:00:26,378
( man continues chanting )

748
01:00:33,547 --> 01:00:35,469
BOY 1: Deck-check that fool!

749
01:00:35,632 --> 01:00:37,179
Bitch!

750
01:00:39,260 --> 01:00:41,544
Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!

751
01:00:41,969 --> 01:00:42,605
( cracking )

752
01:00:42,639 --> 01:00:45,287
Little fucking bitch!
Bitch!

753
01:00:45,312 --> 01:00:46,257
( grunts )

754
01:00:46,393 --> 01:00:48,487
BOY 1: He's dead, motherfucker! Help me!

755
01:00:48,644 --> 01:00:50,487
There's more of them!

756
01:00:50,646 --> 01:00:53,150
( audio buzzes and fades )

757
01:00:53,315 --> 01:00:55,693
Dude, they're everywhere!

758
01:00:56,735 --> 01:00:57,870
What are you doing?

759
01:00:58,095 --> 01:01:03,838
( hip-hop music plays )

760
01:01:06,419 --> 01:01:08,188
Oh, what the fuck?

761
01:01:08,248 --> 01:01:10,125
Help, dog!
Help!

762
01:01:10,291 --> 01:01:12,215
( grunts )

763
01:01:12,376 --> 01:01:13,923
What the...

764
01:01:16,047 --> 01:01:17,514
( gunshot )
( music rises )

765
01:01:17,673 --> 01:01:20,302
What's up, motherfucker'?
Arggh!

766
01:01:20,467 --> 01:01:23,096
( grunts )

767
01:01:27,934 --> 01:01:29,856
Fuck.

768
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:39,112
( boy grunts )

769
01:01:42,532 --> 01:01:44,659
( man speaks spanish on radio )

770
01:01:47,077 --> 01:01:49,422
Oh, fuck that!
Va'monos!

771
01:01:52,041 --> 01:01:53,793
( screams )

772
01:01:56,338 --> 01:01:59,557
( yells and gurgles )

773
01:02:11,686 --> 01:02:13,653
Ohh!

774
01:02:13,813 --> 01:02:16,737
13, motherfucker!

775
01:02:22,155 --> 01:02:25,579
- Fuck, man, you all good?
- You were kind of crazy.

776
01:02:25,742 --> 01:02:28,791
Hey, we killed a lot of fools.
Killed a lot of fools.

777
01:02:28,954 --> 01:02:31,297
Let's get the fuck
out of here, psycho.

778
01:02:31,456 --> 01:02:33,816
Motherfucker, they killed
Gas Money Kid and Camera Guy, man!

779
01:02:33,916 --> 01:02:35,293
What the fuck you supposed to...

780
01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:36,656
( roaring )

781
01:02:36,681 --> 01:02:38,408
- Oh, shit.

782
01:02:38,545 --> 01:02:42,471
( snarling )

783
01:02:51,059 --> 01:02:53,106
Run!

784
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:05,449
Go under, dog.
Go under!

785
01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:18,003
- Hold 'em off for me, dog!
- Help me, you fucking psycho!

786
01:03:18,168 --> 01:03:19,762
What are you doing?

787
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:22,219
Huh!

788
01:03:24,925 --> 01:03:27,394
Just give me a second, fool.

789
01:03:39,106 --> 01:03:41,701
( fireworks pop and bang )

790
01:03:42,735 --> 01:03:44,612
( boy grunts )

791
01:03:47,407 --> 01:03:49,034
Oh!

792
01:03:52,871 --> 01:03:56,000
( boys grunt and yell )

793
01:04:09,429 --> 01:04:11,851
Arggh!
Arggh!

794
01:04:12,014 --> 01:04:14,858
Run! Get the fuck out of here!

795
01:04:17,353 --> 01:04:20,903
Run!
Arggh!

796
01:04:22,442 --> 01:04:25,411
HAAAAAAAAAAAH!

797
01:04:27,030 --> 01:04:29,407
Come on, motherfucker! Let's go!

798
01:04:34,579 --> 01:04:36,501
( boom )

799
01:04:50,135 --> 01:04:53,981
We're not dead, motherfucker!
Don't stop till the border!

800
01:04:57,684 --> 01:05:01,188
Hey, dog, I'm still rolling!

801
01:05:01,356 --> 01:05:02,858
Me too!
Let's go!

802
01:05:03,023 --> 01:05:05,947
Do you feel as bad as I do about
Gas Money Kid and Camera Guy?

803
01:05:06,110 --> 01:05:07,657
Yeah. Come on, dude!

804
01:05:07,820 --> 01:05:10,539
Hey, hold up, hold up!
Something's slowing me down.

805
01:05:10,697 --> 01:05:13,201
Dude, are you fucking serious?
Dude go!

806
01:05:13,367 --> 01:05:17,338
( bellowing in distance )

807
01:05:20,083 --> 01:05:23,211
( whimpering )

808
01:05:28,632 --> 01:05:31,603
( murmurs weakly )

809
01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:34,355
( snarling )

810
01:05:43,356 --> 01:05:45,905
( moans )

811
01:05:47,610 --> 01:05:50,032
( crunching )

812
01:05:57,829 --> 01:05:59,932
REPORTER: Police are warning it's a very dangerous situation

813
01:05:59,956 --> 01:06:01,548
they are struggling
to stay ahead of.

814
01:06:01,708 --> 01:06:05,429
There are now reports of 11 fires
burning out of control across the city.

815
01:06:05,586 --> 01:06:07,266
People should absolutely
be staying inside.

816
01:06:07,422 --> 01:06:09,014
Do not...

817
01:06:09,173 --> 01:06:11,141
( sirens wail in distance )

818
01:06:11,300 --> 01:06:13,849
( distorted singing on phone )

819
01:06:14,887 --> 01:06:17,686
Stop the fucking car!
Please stop!

820
01:06:17,749 --> 01:06:19,384
MALE PASSENGER: Trust me, baby, I have...

821
01:06:19,409 --> 01:06:20,547
( speaks indistinctly )

822
01:06:20,684 --> 01:06:21,775
( kev shouts indistinctly )

823
01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:22,585
- What the fuck?

824
01:06:22,728 --> 01:06:25,356
I need your help!
I need your help!

825
01:06:25,523 --> 01:06:29,152
MAN 1: You fuck!
KEV: Get out of the car!

826
01:06:29,318 --> 01:06:31,158
MAN 1: You keep going. Don't worry about that.

827
01:06:31,237 --> 01:06:32,614
What are you doing?!

828
01:06:32,780 --> 01:06:34,782
MAN 1: Keep going. We could edit that out.

829
01:06:35,992 --> 01:06:38,961
Alright.
And just ignore the guy driving.

830
01:06:39,119 --> 01:06:42,043
Just forget...
Don't even think about him.

831
01:06:42,206 --> 01:06:44,505
Trust me, baby,
I'm a pro at this.

832
01:06:46,753 --> 01:06:49,472
Yeah, right there.
Oh, yeah, that's beautiful.

833
01:06:49,630 --> 01:06:53,681
That's it. Take it slow, slow.
Slow gets 'em.

834
01:06:53,842 --> 01:06:56,061
Slow is what sucks 'em in.

835
01:06:56,221 --> 01:06:58,849
Aren't you gonna join me?

836
01:06:59,014 --> 01:07:02,235
MAN 1: I only like to watch, baby.

837
01:07:02,393 --> 01:07:05,362
WOMAN: Make sure you're in focus.

838
01:07:05,521 --> 01:07:07,775
( imitates sexy music )

839
01:07:07,940 --> 01:07:11,661
Yeah. They know they can't touch you,
and it gets 'em even more.

840
01:07:11,818 --> 01:07:14,538
- That's it, slow.
- You don't recognise me, do you?

841
01:07:14,697 --> 01:07:18,121
MAN 1: I do this eight days a week, baby.

842
01:07:18,284 --> 01:07:20,911
I might have seen...
I don't know.

843
01:07:21,079 --> 01:07:23,581
I don't know why,
but I don't know how to...

844
01:07:23,748 --> 01:07:25,340
Now do you recognise me?

845
01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:27,467
- What?
- What the f...

846
01:07:27,626 --> 01:07:29,469
- Turn around, you...
- Sorry!

847
01:07:29,628 --> 01:07:31,380
- Fuck with my rhythm!
- Sorry.

848
01:07:31,547 --> 01:07:34,522
One more.
OK. Now keep going. Keep going.

849
01:07:34,584 --> 01:07:35,537
We could edit that out.

850
01:07:35,862 --> 01:07:36,548
( sirens blaring )

851
01:07:36,635 --> 01:07:38,889
( helicopter whirrs overhead )

852
01:07:39,931 --> 01:07:41,932
That's it.
Don't worry about anything.

853
01:07:42,099 --> 01:07:44,068
We're in our own little sanctuary.

854
01:07:44,226 --> 01:07:48,197
WHISPERS: Yes, yes. Drowned in slow.

855
01:07:48,356 --> 01:07:51,405
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you're good.

856
01:07:51,568 --> 01:07:53,195
You're very...
I knew you were hot.

857
01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:54,960
- Yeah? You like...
- Don't...don't talk.

858
01:07:55,112 --> 01:07:56,706
It's better if you don't talk.

859
01:07:56,864 --> 01:07:59,992
- Just show me.
- OK.

860
01:08:00,159 --> 01:08:05,005
That's it. Very good.
Nice and slow.

861
01:08:05,164 --> 01:08:08,963
That's it, touch yourself.
Rub it. Attagirl. Yeah.

862
01:08:09,126 --> 01:08:11,346
- Camera. Now!
- What the fuck?!

863
01:08:11,803 --> 01:08:14,604
MAN 1: (WHIMPERS) Don't shoot my face! Don't shoot my face!

864
01:08:14,665 --> 01:08:16,259
Who cares about
your face, asshole?

865
01:08:16,717 --> 01:08:18,345
Let's see that pretty body of yours.

866
01:08:18,511 --> 01:08:20,979
- Go ahead, strip.
- Fuck you, bitch!

867
01:08:21,139 --> 01:08:22,981
Do it.
Do it now.

868
01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:26,524
How does it feel, huh?

869
01:08:26,685 --> 01:08:29,529
Wow.
You're the whole package.

870
01:08:29,589 --> 01:08:32,433
I can't wait to introduce you to my mom.

871
01:08:32,492 --> 01:08:34,659
Fuck this shit.
Hundred bucks or no hundred bucks!

872
01:08:34,819 --> 01:08:36,442
Keep driving.

873
01:08:36,504 --> 01:08:40,808
Maybe I'll make your retarded friend
strip next, huh?

874
01:08:41,074 --> 01:08:44,500
A little threesome?
What a turn-on you are, yeah.

875
01:08:44,662 --> 01:08:48,787
- So good, baby.
- Wait a second. I know you.

876
01:08:48,850 --> 01:08:52,195
Yeah. Millions of guys do,
thanks to your website.

877
01:08:52,252 --> 01:08:54,130
It was your ex-boyfriend.

878
01:08:54,296 --> 01:08:55,798
You shouldn't have
dumped him, lady.

879
01:08:55,965 --> 01:08:59,185
I didn't film you.
All I did was buy the footage for my blog!

880
01:08:59,344 --> 01:09:03,189
I got a blog.
akumenang.com

881
01:09:03,347 --> 01:09:05,770
Oh, don't!
Please, don't!

882
01:09:05,932 --> 01:09:09,233
Lesson learned!
Loud and fucking clear, man!

883
01:09:09,795 --> 01:09:12,144
- I'll take it down. I promise!
- My tits made you money.

884
01:09:12,405 --> 01:09:15,630
So now I'm here for my cut.
Here's the good part.

885
01:09:15,693 --> 01:09:18,822
I bet people will pay to watch
me shoot your dick off.

886
01:09:18,988 --> 01:09:21,265
Want to see whose video gets more hits?

887
01:09:21,332 --> 01:09:23,600
Let's make a hole in you
and show the world.

888
01:09:23,659 --> 01:09:26,663
Oh, yeah, bitch?!

889
01:09:26,728 --> 01:09:31,058
Come on, let's see that star now,
get this thing to turn out like I told you.

890
01:09:31,125 --> 01:09:35,095
You want to do it now, bitch?
Stick it out or I'll fucking turn it purple.

891
01:09:35,253 --> 01:09:38,474
LAUGHS: Yeah, who's got you now, you smart-ass?

892
01:09:38,532 --> 01:09:38,983
( siren wails )

893
01:09:39,208 --> 01:09:40,579
- Hey, you want a cut?

894
01:10:00,070 --> 01:10:03,199
( ice-cream truck music )

895
01:10:35,814 --> 01:10:38,944
( indistinct, overlapping radio chatter )

896
01:11:06,429 --> 01:11:07,805
WOMAN: Something's going on.

897
01:11:07,971 --> 01:11:10,942
This is absolutely insane.
Are you sending out...

898
01:11:18,356 --> 01:11:20,951
( indistinct, overlapping radio chatter )

899
01:11:25,363 --> 01:11:28,493
( distant opera music )

900
01:11:36,167 --> 01:11:38,465
( bright orchestral music )

901
01:11:38,627 --> 01:11:41,756
( man sings operatically )

902
01:12:01,609 --> 01:12:04,328
IRIS: Help me! Kevin!

903
01:12:04,987 --> 01:12:10,415
♫ Beethoven's 'Ode To Joy' ♫

904
01:12:19,827 --> 01:12:21,373
( iris screams )

905
01:12:35,184 --> 01:12:36,810
( music falls silent )

906
01:12:38,770 --> 01:12:40,864
IRIS: Kevin.

907
01:12:41,023 --> 01:12:44,493
Why are you so fascinated with this thing?

908
01:12:46,570 --> 01:12:49,289
Don't keep me at arm's length, Kev.

909
01:12:50,248 --> 01:12:55,577
( burst of operatic music )

910
01:12:59,082 --> 01:13:01,711
KEV: I'm serious, little missy.
IRIS: Mm-hm.

911
01:13:01,877 --> 01:13:03,801
KEV: You mess with the bull...
IRIS: Don't cry.

912
01:13:07,675 --> 01:13:09,847
IRIS: Yeah? It's our new spot.

913
01:13:10,011 --> 01:13:11,655
KEV: What? You're gonna steal my childhood memories?

914
01:13:11,679 --> 01:13:14,023
IRIS: No. We'll just make new ones.

915
01:13:14,180 --> 01:13:17,060
KEV: Promise?
IRIS: Promise.

916
01:13:22,939 --> 01:13:24,783
ECHOING: Iris?

917
01:13:24,942 --> 01:13:26,488
( door slams shut )

918
01:13:36,203 --> 01:13:38,456
- Kev?
- Iris?

919
01:13:38,622 --> 01:13:41,126
You're filming it, aren't you?

920
01:13:41,292 --> 01:13:44,466
That's so good, baby.
That means we'll be a part of it.

921
01:13:44,628 --> 01:13:46,926
A part of what?

922
01:13:47,088 --> 01:13:49,341
We're gonna finish it.

923
01:13:53,637 --> 01:13:55,390
What are you talking about?

924
01:13:56,055 --> 01:13:58,274
WHISPERS: I think you know.

925
01:14:05,231 --> 01:14:07,074
Oh, my God.

926
01:14:07,134 --> 01:14:09,548
It's been filming us the whole time.

927
01:14:09,573 --> 01:14:10,377
( echoes )

928
01:14:10,613 --> 01:14:12,614
What the fuck?!

929
01:14:14,908 --> 01:14:17,662
You're sick, Kev.

930
01:14:17,828 --> 01:14:19,296
- We're all sick.
- Oh, my God.

931
01:14:19,454 --> 01:14:22,858
What did I do?
Oh, my God.

932
01:14:23,725 --> 01:14:25,271
What the fuck?

933
01:14:26,170 --> 01:14:28,547
Iris, where are you?
Iris, tell me you're OK.

934
01:14:28,713 --> 01:14:30,761
Just start the upload.

935
01:14:32,426 --> 01:14:35,645
I ca...
I can't.

936
01:14:35,805 --> 01:14:39,184
Haven't you ever wanted to be
a part of something bigger than you?

937
01:14:39,350 --> 01:14:41,001
You don't know what's happening out there.

938
01:14:41,068 --> 01:14:43,495
These videos, they...
they fuck people up.

939
01:14:43,561 --> 01:14:44,939
Do it.

940
01:14:45,105 --> 01:14:45,905
( clang )

941
01:14:45,930 --> 01:14:46,928
Do it.

942
01:14:47,065 --> 01:14:48,863
I...I can't.
I can't do it.

943
01:14:49,425 --> 01:14:49,969
( clang )

944
01:14:50,294 --> 01:14:50,822
- Do it.

945
01:14:50,860 --> 01:14:52,363
I can't.
I can't do it.

946
01:14:52,529 --> 01:14:55,453
Haven't you ever wanted to be
a part of something bigger than you?

947
01:14:55,515 --> 01:14:56,684
You don't understand
what's happening.

948
01:14:56,708 --> 01:14:56,968
( clang )

949
01:14:56,993 --> 01:14:57,758
Jesus Christ!

950
01:14:57,802 --> 01:14:58,358
- Do it!

951
01:14:58,483 --> 01:14:59,177
( clang )

952
01:14:59,219 --> 01:15:01,847
Fuck, fuck! Stop!
Wait, wait, OK.

953
01:15:01,913 --> 01:15:04,212
Stop, stop.
I'll do it.

954
01:15:09,380 --> 01:15:10,426
Fuck.

955
01:15:13,426 --> 01:15:16,430
( machinery hisses )

956
01:15:16,595 --> 01:15:19,564
( overlapping discordant sounds and voices )

957
01:15:19,724 --> 01:15:22,694
IRIS: Gonna go viral. This shit's gonna go viral.

958
01:15:22,851 --> 01:15:26,447
This shit's gonna go viral.
This shit's gonna go viral.

959
01:15:26,604 --> 01:15:29,654
- This shit's gonna go viral.
- Oh, fuck. What did I do?

960
01:15:29,817 --> 01:15:33,070
What the fuck?
What have I done? No.

961
01:15:33,237 --> 01:15:35,534
- This shit's gonna go viral.
- What is going...

962
01:15:35,698 --> 01:15:37,574
This shit's gonna go viral.

963
01:15:38,042 --> 01:15:38,566
( clang )

964
01:15:38,591 --> 01:15:39,860
- Jesus Christ! Stop, stop!

965
01:15:39,993 --> 01:15:41,996
- Stop it!
- Gonna go viral!

966
01:15:42,162 --> 01:15:45,042
This shit's gonna go viral!
This shit's gonna go viral!

967
01:15:45,107 --> 01:15:46,736
Gonna go viral!

968
01:15:46,761 --> 01:15:48,680
( laughs )

969
01:16:13,402 --> 01:16:23,451
♫ Beethoven's 'Ode To Joy' ♫

970
01:16:37,842 --> 01:16:39,936
( music ends )

971
01:16:44,651 --> 01:16:51,424
( electronic dance music )