GameJolt Snail Transcript

*GameJolt Snail Transcript of 4/28/15*

11:02 Tesrym: make snail, not war
11:02 Snail Games: ^^
11:02 Snail Games: good slogan i'll Keep it in mind :D
11:04 Gabriel Brown: Make many snail, okay?
11:05 MrPizzaCake: Many fertile snails
11:05 Eclipse Senpai: ....
11:05 MrPizzaCake: Hello Eclipse-senpai
11:05 Eclipse Senpai: Its just Senpai lel
11:05 MrPizzaCake: No
11:05 Eclipse Senpai: And hello Mr pizza cake
11:05 MrPizzaCake: Senpai is a title, not a name
11:05 Gabriel Brown: Snail will make more snail to make more snail.
11:05 Eclipse Senpai: *nibble* oh fine
11:05 MrPizzaCake: Kinda like "chan"
11:05 Gabriel Brown: Cycle will not end.
11:05 Eclipse Senpai: Mhm
11:05 Eclipse Senpai: Your pizza chan
11:06 MrPizzaCake: No, I'm Pizza-kun
11:06 Gabriel Brown: Snail will take over world.
11:06 Eclipse Senpai: Nu
11:06 Eclipse Senpai: Er...
11:06 Eclipse Senpai: Well I hope their not too slow...
11:06 Gabriel Brown: Snail will BE world.
11:06 MrPizzaCake: Snail will eat world
11:06 Eclipse Senpai: Calm down...
11:07 Eclipse Senpai: Snail cutlists!!! Run!!! Before they make you worship Gary!!!
11:07 MrPizzaCake: ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY SNAIL
11:07 Gabriel Brown: There will be snail planet.
11:07 BadHairDay: its a snail eat snail world out there
11:07 Gabriel Brown: Snail planet will collide with sun.
11:07 Gabriel Brown: Sun will be destroy.
11:07 MrPizzaCake: And then there will be a snail Sun
11:08 Gabriel Brown: Snail sun will shine bright over snail planet.
11:08 MrPizzaCake: Snail Sun will provide warmth for snail planet
11:08 BadHairDay: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snail_racing
11:09 BadHairDay: The Snail painting by Henri Matisse http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7d/Matissesnail.jpg
11:10 Gabriel Brown: Snail planet will have snail grass and mountain.
11:10 Gabriel Brown: Snail land features.
11:10 MrPizzaCake: Snail will have snail human and animal, too
11:10 MrPizzaCake: *Snail planet
11:10 Gabriel Brown: Snail water made of snail.
11:10 Gabriel Brown: Yes, snail planet will have snail people.
11:11 Gabriel Brown: Made of snail.
11:11 MrPizzaCake: And they'll explore space to make more snail planet
11:11 Gabriel Brown: Snail planet will be top planet of all snail planets that snails make.
11:12 Gabriel Brown: Yes.
11:12 Gabriel Brown: Snail universe will be glorious.
11:12 MrPizzaCake: Snail universe will merge with other universes
11:12 Gabriel Brown: And also become snail.
11:13 Gabriel Brown: But will not be good for time.
11:13 Gabriel Brown: Snail apocalypse, you see.
11:13 MrPizzaCake: There'll be too much snail in all universes
11:14 Gabriel Brown: Snail will eat other snail, and snail die.
11:14 Gabriel Brown: But snail invent snail vaccine.
11:14 Gabriel Brown: Snail get better and kill snailbies.
11:14 MrPizzaCake: Some snail will transcend to higher level of existence, and become snail gods
11:15 Gabriel Brown: Snail gods will make snail heaven, and snail hell.
11:15 Gabriel Brown: There will be salt in snail hell.
11:15 MrPizzaCake: Snail heaven will have lots of cabbage
11:16 Gabriel Brown: Cabbage will be nice for good snail.
11:16 MrPizzaCake: Snail heaven cabbage will taste better than world cabbage
11:17 Gabriel Brown: Snail gods will help snail people to advance in craftsmanship.
11:17 Gabriel Brown: They will make snail machine.
11:18 Gabriel Brown: Snail machine will help snail to do snail things. Like invent snail computer. With SnailOS.
11:18 MrPizzaCake: SnailOS will be the most efficient OS ever made
11:19 Gabriel Brown: Snails will invent SnailJolt. For sharing snail games. And people can talk about snails in chat rooms.
11:19 MrPizzaCake: And snail people will praise the snail truth
11:21 BadHairDay: http://i.snag.gy/fv59y.jpg
11:21 MrPizzaCake: Yes, Snail chats
11:21 Gabriel Brown: Snails will make clever use of Inspecting the elements of website code...
11:21 MrPizzaCake: Someone has a username "Fartface"?!
11:22 MrPizzaCake: And snails will make their plugins for SnailJolt
11:23 Bowenware games: >:)
11:23 MrPizzaCake: Hello Bowensnail
11:23 Bowenware games: >:D
11:23 BadHairDay: D:
11:23 Gabriel Brown: SnailJolt will have support for Snaility. Even in Snailchrome.
11:23 BadHairDay: lol
11:24 Bowenware games: mailJolt is the future
11:24 MrPizzaCake: Snaility will be an extremely powerful Snail game engine
11:24 BadHairDay: malejolt
11:24 Gabriel Brown: And will make 3D models of snails.

*End of snail transcript