Students: The election of burnham High

Felix: Can we get back to politics?

Ted: PLeASE?

Felix:
yo
Every action has its equal, opposite reaction
Jerome shat the bed, I love the guy, but he's in traction
Poor ol’ Nugget, the kid is missing in action
So now I'm facing (The other kid) with his own faction

Ted: He's very attractive in the clubs, New Yorkers like his chances

Felix: He's not very forthcoming on any particular stances

Ted: Ask him a question, it glances off, he obfuscates, he dances-

Felix: And they say I'm a Francophile, at least they know I know where France is!

Ted: Felix- that's the problem, see, they see Kid as a less extreme you (Felix: eh?)
You need to change course, a key endorsement might redeem you-

Felix: Who did you have in mind?

Ted: Don't laugh...

Felix: Who is it...?

Ted: We used to be on the same staff-
(Felix: Whaaaat?) it might be nice, it might be nice
To get Nugget on your side
It might be nice, it might be nice
To get Nugget on your side

Kid (MC): Talk less (Kid!)
Smile more (Kid!)
Don't let 'em know what you're against or what you're for (Kid!)
Shake hands with him (Kid!)
Charm her (Kid!)
It's two thousand, ladies, tell your boys vote for (Kid!)

Jerome: I don’t like Felix.

Cindy: Well, he’s gonna lose, that's just defeatist

Billy: And Jefferson?

Buggs and Jerome: In love with France

Carla: Yeah, he's so elitist

Lily and Carla: I like that other kid!

Cindy: I can't believe we're here with him!

Buggs: He seems approachable?
Like you could grab a beer with him!

Students in unison:
Dear Mr. Nugget sir,
Your fellow student staff would like to know how you'll be voting
(Nugget: It's quiet uptown) dear Mr. Nugget, sir,
Jerome doesn't stand a chance, so who are you promoting?
(Nugget: It's quiet uptown...) Huxley or Kid? Huxley or Kid? we know it's lose-lose
Huxley or Kid? but if you had to choose
Dear Mr. Nugget sir,
Jerome doesn't stand a chance, so who are you promoting?
But if you had to choose-

Nugget: Well, if it isn't Nugget’s friend, kid.

Kid: Nugget!

Nugget: You've created quite a stir, Kid.

Kid: I'm going door to door-

Nugget: You're openly campaigning?

Kid: Sure

Nugget: That's new

Kid: Honestly, it's kind of draining

Nugget: Kid.

Kid: Sir?

Nugget: Is there anything you wouldn't do?

Kid: No I'm chasing what I want, and you know what?

Nugget: What?

Kid: I learned that from you...

Students in unison:
If you had to choose
If you had to choose

Kid: It's a tie

Students in unison:
If you had to choose
If you had to choose

Felix: It's up to the delegates!

Students in unison:
If you had to choose
If you had to choose

Felix and Kid: It's up to Nugget.

Students:
If you had to choose
If you had to choose (Huxley or Kid?)
If you had to choose, choose (Huxley or Kid?)

Nugget: Yo (Students: oh!)
The people are asking to hear Nugget’s voice (oh!)
For the high school is facing a difficult choice (oh!)
And if you were to ask Nugget who he’d promote (oh!)
Huxley has my vote (oh!)
Nugget has never agreed with Felix once (oh!)
We have fought on like seventy-five different fronts (oh!)
But when all is said and all is done
Huxley has beliefs, the new kid has none.
(Students: ooh!)

Felix and Ted: Well, I'll be damned
Well, I'll be damned

Ted: Nugget’s on your side!

Students: Well, I'll be damned
Well, I'll be damned...

Felix: And?

Ted: You won in a landslide!

Kid: Congrats on a race well-run
I did give you a fight!

Felix: Uh-huh?

Kid: I look forward to our partnership

Felix: Our partnership?

Kid: As your vice-President

Felix: Ha-ha-ha-ha, yeah, right
You hear this guy?
Man openly campaigns against me, talkin' bout "I look forward to our partnership"?

Ted: It is crazy that the guy who comes in second gets to be vice-President

Felix: Ooh, you know what, we can change that, you know why? (Ted: why?) 'cause I'm the President!
Kid, when you see Nugget, thank him for the endorsement!~