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  11. Hey, you N words. Time for the news.
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  13. White House Counsel Nukes Jerry Nadler: ‘This Is the United States Senate. You’re Not in Charge Here.’
  14. Jerry Nadler (Senate TV / Getty)
  15. Cipollone to Nadler: “Mr. Nadler, you owe an apology to the President of the United States and his family. You owe an apology to the Senate. But most of all, you owe an apology to the American people.”
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  18. Book Bombshell: James Biden’s Firm Got $1.5 Billion in Government Contracts Despite Zero Experience
  19. Book Bombshell: James Biden’s Firm Got $1.5 Billion in Government Contracts Despite Zero Experience
  20. HARIS ALIC
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  22. Peter Schweizer on ‘the Biden 5’: Deals in China, Costa Rica, Iraq, Kazakhstan, Russia, Ukraine
  23. Schweizer on ‘the Biden 5’: Deals in China, Costa Rica, Iraq, Kazakhstan, Russia, Ukraine
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  25. Six Unanswered Questions Surrounding the Biden Family’s Culture of Corruption
  26. Six Unanswered Questions Surrounding the Biden Family’s Culture of Corruption
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  29. Boeing Seeks $10 Billion Loan During 737 Max Crisis
  30. Boeing Seeks $10 Billion Loan During 737 Max Crisis
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  32. Iranian Lawmaker Offers $3 Million Cash to ‘Whoever Kills Trump’
  33. Iranian Lawmaker Offers $3 Million Cash to ‘Whoever Kills Trump’
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  35. 100,000 People Seeking Tickets to Trump’s ‘Keep America Great’ Rally in NJ
  36. 100,000 People Seeking Tickets to Trump’s ‘Keep America Great’ Rally in NJ
  37. KATHERINE RODRIGUEZ
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  39. Matt Gaetz Scolds ‘Weak-Kneed’ GOP Opponents of DeSantis E-Verify Plan
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  41. GOP Rep. Collins: Democrat ‘Whining and Theater’ Shows How Weak Impeachment Case Is
  42. GOP Rep. Collins: Democrat ‘Whining and Theater’ Shows How Weak Impeachment Case Is
  43. JEFF POOR
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  45. Sen. Amy Klobuchar Campaign Held Afloat by Family, Supporters During Impeachment Trial
  46. Sen. Amy Klobuchar Campaign Held Afloat by Family, Supporters During Impeachment Trial
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  48. Murphy: ‘Right Now, There Aren’t Four Republican Senators’ for Witnesses
  49. 0
  50. House Democrats Use Unlawful Phone Records to Argue Need for More Documents
  51. House Democrats Use Unlawful Phone Records to Argue Need for More Documents
  52. 0
  53. Taylor Swift Hopes Her New Music Can ‘Stoke Fires Politically’ Against ‘Sinister’ Republican Policies
  54. Taylor Swift Hopes Her New Music Can ‘Stoke Fires Politically’ Against ‘Sinister’ Republican Policies
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  56. Michael Douglas Backs Bloomberg: ‘One of the Greatest Candidates in the History of Our Elections’
  57. Michael Douglas Backs Bloomberg: ‘One of the Greatest Candidates in the History of Our Elections’
  58. HANNAH BLEAU
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  60. Michael Moore: We’re Done in Four Years if We Don’t Fix Climate Change
  61. Michael Moore: We’re Done in Four Years if We Don’t Fix Climate Change
  62. ALANA MASTRANGELO
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  64. Adam Schiff Tells Senate: Alan Dershowitz Not a ‘Reputable Constitutional Law Expert’
  65. Adam Schiff Tells Senate: Alan Dershowitz Not a ‘Reputable Constitutional Law Expert’…
  66. JOEL B. POLLAK
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  68. Adam Schiff Says ‘Evidence Is Overwhelming’ Yet Calls for More Witnesses, Documents
  69. …Sez ‘Evidence Is Overwhelming’ Yet Calls for More Witnesses
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  71. Fact Check: No, President Trump Did Not Say Article II Gave Him Absolute Power
  72. Fact Check: No, President Trump Did Not Say Article II Gave Him Absolute Power
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  74. Schiff: Trump ‘Guilty’ if Senate Rejects Democrats’ Demand for New Witnesses, Evidence
  75. Guilty If You Do, Guilty If You Don’t!
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  77. Schiff: Trump ‘Guilty’ if Senate Won’t Do What He Says
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  79. Representative Pencil Neck Tries to Control Senate Trial…
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  81. Adam Schiff: If McConnell Doesn’t Allow ‘Witnesses or Documents,’ It’ll Prove the Senate ‘Guilty’
  82. …And It’ll Prove the Senate ‘Guilty’ Too!…
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  84. …Hypocrites: Dems Complain About Impeachment Trial Process…
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  86. Chuck Schumer: McConnell’s Impeachment Resolution Could Be Darkest Moment in Senate History
  87. …Schumer: McConnell’s Impeachment Resolution Could Be Darkest Moment in Senate History…
  88. JOSHUA CAPLAN
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  90. …Schiff Plays Deceptively Edited Video — Again…
  91. JOEL B. POLLAK
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  93. Jay Sekulow Demolishes Adam Schiff on Executive Privilege — by Quoting Him
  94. …Sekulow Demolishes Pencil Neck on Executive Privilege — by Quoting Him
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  96. GOP Rep. Ratcliffe: Trump’s Impeachment ‘Fails’ Factually, Legally, Constitutionally
  97. GOP Rep. Ratcliffe: Trump’s Impeachment ‘Fails’ Factually, Legally, Constitutionally
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  99. Hirono: Senators Voting Against Impeachment Witnesses ‘Complicit’ in Cover-up
  100. PAM KEY
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  102. CDC Confirms First U.S. Case of Deadly China Virus
  103. CDC Confirms First U.S. Case of Deadly China Virus
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  105. African Writer: Canadian Progressives Steal Nigeria’s Young Graduates
  106. African Writer: Canadian Progressives Steal Nigeria’s Young Graduates
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  108. ‘Chinese Restaurant Syndrome’ Dubbed ‘Problematic’ Term After MSG Research Disputes Health Claims
  109. MSG Company Calls Term ‘Chinese Restaurant Syndrome’ Racist
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  111. Idaho Joins Movement to Prevent Transgender Athletes from Competing Against Girls
  112. Idaho Joins Movement to Prevent Transgender Athletes from Competing Against Girls
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  114. Donald Trump Confirms Plan to Add More Countries to Travel Ban
  115. Trump to Add More Countries to Travel Ban
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  117. Illinois State Board of Elections Confirms Non-Citizens Voted in 2018
  118. Illinois State Board of Elections Confirms Non-Citizens Voted in 2018
  119. JOHN BINDER
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  121. Pete Buttigieg Says He Prefers Popeyes over Chick-fil-A at Forum for Black Voters
  122. Mayor Pete Sez Likes Popeyes over Chick-fil-A
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  124. Trump Applauds U.S. for Brokering Flights Between Rivals Serbia and Kosovo
  125. Trump Applauds U.S. for Brokering Flights Between Rivals Serbia and Kosovo
  126. 0
  127. Nolte: Donald Trump Davos Speech Calls on Every Nation to Embrace Economic Nationalism
  128. Nolte: Trump Davos Speech Calls on Every Nation to Embrace Economic Nationalism
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  130. Big Businesses Warn: Trump’s Immigration Reforms Will Hurt Food Stamp, Medicaid Enrollment
  131. Big Businesses Warn: Trump’s Immigration Reforms Will Hurt Food Stamp, Medicaid Enrollment
  132. NEIL MUNRO
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  134. WATCH: High School Wrestling Team Pushes Stranded Truck Out of Snow
  135. WATCH: High School Wrestling Team Pushes Stranded Truck Out of Snow
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  137. Tim Tebow Marries Former Miss Universe in South Africa
  138. Tim Tebow Marries Former Miss Universe in South Africa
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  140. NFL’s Conference Championship Games Take Massive Ratings Hit
  141. NFL’s Conference Championship Games Take Massive Ratings Hit
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  143. WATCH: French Tennis Player Blasted for Asking Ball Girl to Peel His Banana
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  145. Mets’ Marcus Stroman Blasts Astros for ‘Ruining the Integrity of the Game’
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  147. Bernie Sanders Refuses to Defend Himself from Hillary Attacks: My Focus Today Is Impeachment
  148. Bernie Won’t Defend Himself from Hillary Attacks: My Focus Today Is Impeachment…
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  150. Bernie Sanders Cancels Iowa Event Due to Impeachment Schedule
  151. …Cancels Iowa Event Due to Impeachment Schedule
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  153. MSNBC’s Wallace: How Long Until Republicans Ask ‘How Bad Would a Pence Presidency Be?’
  154. MSNBC’s Wallace: How Long Until Republicans Ask ‘How Bad Would a Pence Presidency Be?’
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  156. Breaking Bombshell: Elizabeth Warren’s Son-in-Law Produced Film Funded by Iranian Government
  157. Breaking Bombshell: Elizabeth Warren’s Son-in-Law Produced Film Funded by Iranian Government
  158. KRISTINA WONG
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  160. Ocasio-Cortez Tells Billionaires: The People Don’t Want Your Money; They Want Your Power
  161. AOC Tells Billionaires: Don’t Want Your Money; Want Your Power
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  163. ‘How Could We Have Known’: Hillary Clinton Claims She Had No Idea Harvey Weinstein was Alleged Rapist
  164. Clinton Claims She Had No Idea Harvey Weinstein was Alleged Rapist
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  166. Nolte: Fake Media’s Tired Anti-Trump Playbook Is Boring Me to Death
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  168. Adam Schiff: Hunter Biden Testimony Would Be ‘Illegitimate’
  169. Schiff: Hunter Biden Impeachment Testimony Would Be ‘Illegitimate’
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  171. Schools Are Treating Students for Separation Anxiety from Their Phones
  172. Schools Treating Students for Separation Anxiety from Their Phones
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  174. Donald Trump Responds to High Praise from UFC Fighter Conor McGregor
  175. Bromance: Donald Trump and UFC Fighter Conor McGregor
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  177. Black Guns Matter Founder: ‘Governor Blackface’ Is Pushing ‘Tyrannical’ and ‘Racist’ Gun Control Policies
  178. Black Guns Matter Founder: ‘Governor Blackface’ Is Pushing ‘Tyrannical’ and ‘Racist’ Gun Control Policies
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  180. Brazilian Prosecutors Charge Glenn Greenwald with Cybercrimes
  181. Brazilian Prosecutors Charge Glenn Greenwald with Cybercrimes
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  183. Photos Reveal Chaos as Rock-Throwing Caravan Migrants Push into Mexico
  184. Chaos as Rock-Throwing Caravan Migrants Push into Mexico
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  186. Trump: After Devastating Fire, Great Bells of Notre Dame Will Ring Again, ‘Giving Glory to God’
  187. Trump: After Devastating Fire, Great Bells of Notre Dame Will Ring Again, ‘Giving Glory to God’
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  189. …Only Nationalism Can Save Free Markets…
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  191. Delingpole: Donald Trump Vs Greta and the Prophets of Doom
  192. …Delingpole: Donald Trump vs Greta and the Prophets of Doom
  193. JAMES DELINGPOLE
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  195. …‘Tremendous New Deal’ with UK After Brexit…
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  197. Greta Thunberg Tells World to ‘Start Listening’ to Her Warnings of Climate Catastrophe
  198. Greta Tells World to ‘Start Listening’ to Her Doom Prophecies…
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  200. Donald Trump Cuts Down Globalism, Celebrates Economic Nationalism at Davos
  201. Trump Cuts Down Globalism, Celebrates Economic Nationalism at Davos
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  203. ‘A Nation’s Highest Duty Is to Its Own Citizens’
  204.  
  205. ‘Reject the Perennial Prophets of Doom’…
  206.  
  207. …‘We Will Never Let Radical Socialists Destroy Our Economy’
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  209. …‘The Time for Skepticism Is Over’
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  211. …Touts U.S. ‘Blue-Collar Boom’…
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  213. Yale Commits $135 Million to Diversity Initiative
  214. Yale Commits $135 Million to Diversity Initiative
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  216. U. of Oklahoma Workshop Leader: Being On Time Is ‘White Supremacy’
  217. U. of Oklahoma Workshop Leader: Being On Time Is ‘White Supremacy’
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  219. Feds: University of Florida Faculty Members Fed Research to China
  220. Feds: University of Florida Faculty Members Fed Research to China
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  222. Nolte: New York Times Mercilessly Mocked for Warren-Klobuchar Endorsement
  223. NYT Mocked for Warren-Klobuchar Endorsement
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  225. Elizabeth Warren Wonders Why Voters Would Choose Candidate Who ‘Lies to Them’ After Falsely Claiming Native American Heritage
  226. Faux Wonders Why Voters Would Choose Candidate Who ‘Lies to Them’
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  228. Poll: Sanders, Biden in Dead Heat in NH
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  230. Warren Ad Claims Trump ‘Fears’ Her Most
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  232. Project Veritas: Another Bernie Organizer Praises Soviet Gulags, Dreams of GOP in ‘Re-Education Camps’
  233. Project Veritas: Another Bernie Organizer Praises Soviet Gulags, Dreams of GOP in ‘Re-Education Camps’
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  235. KATHERINE RODRIGUEZ
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  237. Matt Gaetz Scolds ‘Weak-Kneed’ GOP Opponents of DeSantis E-Verify Plan
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  239. GOP Rep. Collins: Democrat ‘Whining and Theater’ Shows How Weak Impeachment Case Is
  240. GOP Rep. Collins: Democrat ‘Whining and Theater’ Shows How Weak Impeachment Case Is
  241. JEFF POOR
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  243. Sen. Amy Klobuchar Campaign Held Afloat by Family, Supporters During Impeachment Trial
  244. Sen. Amy Klobuchar Campaign Held Afloat by Family, Supporters During Impeachment Trial
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  246. Murphy: ‘Right Now, There Aren’t Four Republican Senators’ for Witnesses
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  248. House Democrats Use Unlawful Phone Records to Argue Need for More Documents
  249. House Democrats Use Unlawful Phone Records to Argue Need for More Documents
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  251. Taylor Swift Hopes Her New Music Can ‘Stoke Fires Politically’ Against ‘Sinister’ Republican Policies
  252. Taylor Swift Hopes Her New Music Can ‘Stoke Fires Politically’ Against ‘Sinister’ Republican Policies
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  254. …Hypocrites: Dems Complain About Impeachment Trial Process…
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  256. Biden's Firms Got Reportedly Millions from Russians, Chinese, Kazakhs
  257. Biden's Firms Got Reportedly Millions from Russians, Chinese, Kazakhs
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  259. Study Finds Unborn Babies May Feel Pain as Early as 12 Weeks
  260. Study Finds Unborn Babies May Feel Pain as Early as 12 Weeks
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  262. Breaking Bombshell: Warren’s Son-in-Law Produced Film Funded by Iran
  263. Breaking Bombshell: Warren’s Son-in-Law Produced Film Funded by Iran
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  265. Firm Employing Biden’s Brother Got More than $1.5 Billion in Contracts
  266. Firm Employing Biden’s Brother Got More than $1.5 Billion in Contracts
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  268. Watch Live: Day One of Senate Impeachment Trial of President Trump
  269. Watch Live: Day One of Senate Impeachment Trial of President Trump
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  271. Leaked Intelligence Report: 150 French Areas 'Held' By Islamists
  272. Leaked Intelligence Report: 150 French Areas 'Held' By Islamists
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  274. White House Counsel Nukes Jerry Nadler: 'This Is the U.S. Senate.'
  275. White House Counsel Nukes Jerry Nadler: 'This Is the U.S. Senate.'
  276.  
  277. Black Arrested for Attacking White-Looking Passenger on Las Vegas Bus – Victim Lost His Eye
  278. Charles Martel
  279.  
  280. You simply cannot relax around these "people" under any circumstances.
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  283. Sweden: Gang of 20 Youths Attack Man with Knives, Smash His Car
  284. Charles Martel
  285.  
  286. Trial Starts for Negro Who Slashed White Woman’s Throat, Beat Her to Death in Her Home
  287. Charles Martel
  288.  
  289. UK: Bong Officer Tasers Machete-Wielding Islamic After Suffering Six Wounds to Head
  290. Charles Martel
  291.  
  292. Italy: Cop Asks Ivorian Immigrant for Identification, Gets His Leg Broken
  293. Charles Martel
  294.  
  295. UK: Moslem “Spiritual Healer” Jailed for Molesting Three Female Patients
  296. Charles Martel
  297.  
  298. White Man Dies of His Injuries After Getting Shot by Colored Chap
  299. Charles Martel
  300.  
  301. Black Felon Strikes and Kills White Pedestrian with His Car, Flees the Scene
  302.  
  303. ........... Well, the blacks are on a roll today...
  304.  
  305. Well, I can't access the weather. So I'll just guess what's gonna happen.
  306.  
  307. DAY DESCRIPTION HIGH / LOW  PRECIP  WIND    HUMIDITY
  308. TODAY
  309. JAN 22
  310. Cloudy as hell, and a bunch of rain
  311. 42°23°
  312. 0%
  313. N 3 mph 43%
  314. THU
  315. JAN 23
  316. Mostly Cloudy  
  317. 47°33°
  318. 10%
  319. E 4 mph 60%
  320. FRI
  321. JAN 24
  322. Mostly Cloudy  
  323. 900°44°
  324. 20%
  325. ENE 9 mph   76%
  326. SAT
  327. JAN 25
  328. Tornadoes  
  329. 51°-7°
  330. 90%
  331. NNW 12 mph  80%
  332. SUN
  333. JAN 26
  334. Pete Buttigeig will fall from the sky and bone everyone in the ass.
  335. 48°34°
  336. 10%
  337. WNW 13 mph  59%
  338. MON
  339. JAN 27
  340. Niggers with green skin will fall from the sky.
  341. 46°34°
  342. 10%
  343. NW 10 mph   60%
  344. TUE
  345. JAN 28
  346. Hail... Hitler.
  347. 47°33°
  348. 10%
  349. NNW 7 mph   62%
  350. WED
  351. JAN 29
  352. Hail sized golf balls. 
  353. 1488°36°
  354. 10%
  355. N 5 mph 63%
  356. THU
  357. JAN 30
  358. 20% change of me boning
  359.  your mom in the ass.  
  360. 50°42°
  361. 40%
  362. ENE 9 mph   69%
  363. FRI
  364. JAN 31
  365. Hurricanes 
  366. 51°40°
  367. 30%
  368. WNW 10 mph  72%
  369. SAT
  370. FEB 1
  371. An asteroid will hit the earth.
  372. 50°37°
  373. 40%
  374. NW 9 mph    68%
  375. SUN
  376. FEB 2
  377. Chaz Bono will rape everyone.  
  378. 50°35°
  379. 40%
  380. WNW 11 mph  63%
  381. MON
  382. FEB 3
  383. Vladimir Putin will commit a mass shooting in Chicago. 
  384. 53°36°
  385. 20%
  386. WNW 10 mph  57%
  387. TUE
  388. FEB 4
  389. Snow.
  390. 50°37°
  391. 20%
  392. W 10 mph    60%
  393. WED
  394. FEB 5
  395. Rainy.... I guess. It's February.
  396. 48°35°
  397. 20%
  398. W 11 mph    58%
  399.  
  400. ...........
  401.  
  402. Current threat: Faggotry. 🌈
  403.  
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  405.  
  406. The Sarkeesian Effect
  407.  
  408. The Sarkeesian Effect is a documentary, never coming to a theater near you, made by MRA's and KKK members "Director" Davis Aurini and "Producer" JordanOwen42 who once stalked VenomFangX's dad (why the hell are they giving themselves titles? They have no credentials ans their entire crew is literally two people). The movie will focus on how much they both would like to screw Anita Sarkeesian and why they are lonely virgins.
  409. If it ever reaches the screens, prepare to see a poorly lit, poorly edited lackluster documentary filled with logical fallacies and the biggest hard-on for Ayn Rand. Ironically, much like Anita's scam, they will take in thousand of dollars and not improve their content in any way. Like, they won't even deliver a goddamn documentary. Once they have received enough funding they will abandon the project and leave you all with your dicks in your hands.
  410. Oh, and the movie also features Jack Thompson.
  411.  
  412. (( SCAM OF THE YEAR ))
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  416.  
  417. This portrait of Lord Byron (22 January 1788 – 19 April 1824), by the English artist Richard Westall, is an oil-on-canvas work painted in 1813. Byron was an English poet, peer, and politician who became a revolutionary in the Greek War of Independence. He contributed generously to this cause, and despite his military inexperience, took a section of the rebel army under his own command. He fell ill while planning an attack on the Turkish-held fortress of Lepanto, rallied a little, developed a fever, and died a few weeks later.
  418.  
  419. This is one of a number of portraits of Byron painted by Richard Westall, who also painted Horatio Nelson, John Milton, and other well-known figures, as well as landscapes in watercolour and book illustrations. This picture hangs in the National Portrait Gallery, London.
  420.  
  421. Painting credit: Richard Westall
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  424.  
  425. Bye, guys. I'm gonna go have sex with a Muslim chick. She's gonna give me a blowjob in a hijab.
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