Mako - Today at 7:22 PM
first
this is all @TheVectronic's fault
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okay
so
once upon a time
there was a plebian named @Mako
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he was the plebiest of all plebs
one day
he receved a letter in the mail
it was a invite
an invite to a server
this server promised great things
he was intrigued.
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he accepted the invite and joined the server.
and then he saw him
he,
for who was so amazing
and great.
@AllanCooper
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he fell in love at first sight
he didn't know what to do
so
he pretended not to like him
constantly calling him "baka"
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this continued for many suns and moons(edited)
there are no cows in this story.
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its like diablo 3
anyways
until one day...
a new challenger arrived for @Mako's love
his name...
was @madbuk🦃
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he was so pretty
and sexy
and he had a way with his words that @Mako couldn't describe...
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but...
there was another problem...
neither of them loved mako.
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they both loved :derp:
they both loved :derp: so much
mako never had a chance
they constantly fought over :derp:
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mako wished that his senpais would notice him
but little did he know...
that in reality....
both of his senpais...
....
....
....
we're really into hardcore minecraft vore...
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when mako learned this...
he was heartbroken...
minecraft vore was his biggest turnoff
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he questioned himself...
"are these the people i really loved?"
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he constantly searched in his heart.
and decided.
"Yes. these are..."
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so he decided.
to show his love
in an exciting way.
drum roll pls
BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR
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he decided...
he would invite them both over... without telling each other...
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to have a vore party.
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so...
he continues to do so.
getting many things ready.
having to hide his anime figures was a tough task
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but it was ready.
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everything was set.
he invited them both over.
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at 7:30 pm cst
they were there
when they entered it smelled like cats and... soda? yeah mako sucks at cleaning
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fuck you mako
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"s-so... you're probably wondering why i invited you both here..." mako says
they both nod.
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"w-well... the truth is... i love you both..."
they both gasp in absoulute horror.
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TheVectronic pinned a message to this channel. See all the pins.Today at 7:53 PM
Mako - Today at 7:53 PM
thanks vect
get the fuck outta here this is my story
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"w-what...?" mako said
"well... you see...                we're madly in love..." buk said
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it turns out...
buk and allan had been dating for many months
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their share of love for minecraft vore had brought them very close
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mako fell backwards after hearing this news.
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in doing so. he fell into the closet hiding all of his weeb figures.
they were all exposed.
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all of their weeby glory, shown to buk and allan
buk and allan just stare for a moment.
before laughing at mako
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and slowly.
walking off screen.
bye bitches
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i mean
yeah
mako shuts the closet door
hiding in the closet.
Mako - Today at 8:00 PM
he cries himself to sleep
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the end?
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buy the 9.99$ part 2 DLC for more!
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moral of the story is
to look both ways before crossing the street.
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of love.