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  1. 10:16Broadcaster59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)Verifiedlindsayelyse: tell me a story
  2. 10:16Broadcaster59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)Verifiedlindsayelyse: about a badger
  3. 10:16Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey cracks knuckles
  4. 10:16Broadcaster59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)Verifiedlindsayelyse: and a moof
  5. 10:1636-Month Subscriber (3-Year Badge)500 Gift Subswaffles1991: Moof, she's gone. Fight me while she's gone
  6. 10:16Broadcaster59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)Verifiedlindsayelyse: who are going on a quest
  7. 10:16Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: lindsThink lindsThink lindsThink lindsThink
  8. 10:1631-Month Subscriber (2.5-Year Badge)cheer 50KShotgun_Badger: aight boys time to say stupid shit and cuss out moof
  9. 10:16Broadcaster59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)Verifiedlindsayelyse: and waffles and ponk are trying to stop them
  10. 10:16Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: there once as a furious badger and a sad moof
  11. 10:16Broadcaster59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)Verifiedlindsayelyse: lmao
  12. 10:16Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: lindsFeels lindsFeels
  13. 10:16Broadcaster59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)Verifiedlindsayelyse: furious badger and the sad moof
  14. 10:16Broadcaster59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)Verifiedlindsayelyse: A+ childrens book
  15. 10:17Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: one day, the furious badger accidentally knocked over the moofs cereal
  16. 10:17Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: lindsWaow lindsWaow lindsFeels lindsFeels
  17. 10:17Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: the moof was sad. sadder than normal even
  18. 10:1731-Month Subscriber (2.5-Year Badge)cheer 50KShotgun_Badger: "accidentally"
  19. 10:17Moderator22-Month Subscriber (1.5-Year Badge)ElyseBot earMoof didn't accept the fight...
  20. 10:17Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: lindsFeels lindsFeels lindsFeels lindsFeels lindsFeels
  21. 10:17Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: the moof wouldnt stop being sad which made the badger mad. madder than usual even
  22. 10:17Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: so the badger took the moof on a quest. FOR CEREAL
  23. 10:18Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: and not that good for your cholesterol cereal bullshit
  24. 10:18Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: the good stuff. fucking captain crunch, lucky charms, cocoa puff rice crispies good shit
  25. 10:18Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: NomNom NomNom NomNom NomNom
  26. 10:18Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: the badger and the moof arrived at the store but to get to the cereal aisle they had to pass
  27. 10:19Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: THE WAFFLE AISLE
  28. 10:19Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: as all forest critters and whatever the fuck a moof is know, waffles are the biggest assholes in the breakfast kingdom
  29. 10:19Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: lindsSoon lindsSoon
  30. 10:20Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: but there was one waffle in particular. some say this waffle had been forgot on the waffle assembly aisle and wasnt put into a waffle box until the darkness had set in deep in its soul
  31. 10:20Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: others say the waffle was just a scientologist
  32. 10:20Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: the evil waffle said "HALT, PAY ME TRIBUTE OR I SHALL ORDER MY WAFFLE ARMIES TO DO YOU A VIOLENCE!"
  33. 10:20Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: :O :O
  34. 10:21Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: but the badger and the moof walked by and ignored the waffle assholes because they dont have arms or legs. what the actual fuck are they gonna do about anything? NOT A GODDAMN THING THATS WHAT SHUT UP WAFFLES
  35. 10:2136-Month Subscriber (3-Year Badge)500 Gift Subswaffles1991: aestheKayOOF
  36. 10:22Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: finally the furious badger and the sad moof made their way to the fabled cereal aisle
  37. 10:22Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: lindsWaow
  38. 10:22Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: but there they saw something impossible. something terrible. something too horrible to imagine
  39. 10:22Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: they saw some pink monkey looking thing and he was throwing the cereal all over the place being a total asshole for no reason
  40. 10:23Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: lindsScared lindsScared lindsScared lindsScared
  41. 10:24Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: what the fuck was his problem? how did some pink monkey looking motherfucker get into a grocery store? why the living breathing walking talking fuck were no humans doing anything about a bunch of badgers, moofs, monkeys and talking waffles? the answers to these questions are beyond mortal comprehension
  42. 10:24Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: lindsThink lindsThink lindsThink lindsThink
  43. 10:24Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: anyway, the pink monkey looking thing saw the moof and badger and said "AY, FUCKA YOU GUYS!"
  44. 10:25Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: :O :O
  45. 10:25Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: the sad moof cried a lot and said "WHY ARE YOU SUCH AN ASSHOLE BREAKING ALL THE CEREAL!?"
  46. 10:25Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: lindsFeels lindsFeels
  47. 10:25Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: the pink monkey looking thing shrugged and said "The fuck else I got to do on a tuesday? do i look like i have a social life?"
  48. 10:26Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: The furious badger was done
  49. 10:26Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: the furious badger was finished
  50. 10:26Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: the furious badger wanted to go home and be mad at things on the internet again
  51. 10:27Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: mustering his fury, the fuuuuuuurious badger let loose the most vile, the most terrible, the most hurtful insult he could possibly imagine
  52. 10:27Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: "YOUR MOM IS A CLOWNFUCKER"
  53. 10:28Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: :O :O
  54. 10:28Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: shaking with rage the pink monkey looking thing leapt down from the cereal aisle to kick the badgers ass...just as the sad moof had planned.
  55. 10:29Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: :O :O :O :O
  56. 10:29Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: while unimaginably sad by nature, moofs are also cunning and devious people or creatures or whatever the fuck they are
  57. 10:29Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: lindsFeels lindsFeels lindsFeels lindsFeels
  58. 10:30Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: the moof had slicked the floor with tears, waiting for the pink monkey looking thing to come down. as soon as the pink monkey looking thing took a step forward, he slipped and fell and broke his neck and his back and all his arms and his head popped off
  59. 10:30Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: lindsRIP lindsRIP lindsRIP lindsRIP lindsRIP
  60. 10:31Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: having vanquished the great demon, the badger and moof triumphantly claimed their prize. PEANUT BUTTER CAPTAIN CRUNCH! THE BEST CEREAL! YES IT IS FUCK YOU!
  61. 10:31Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: lindsThink lindsThink
  62. 10:32Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: the moof and badger left the store, again passing the evil and impotent waffle army, before returning home. how did they return home? badgers and moofs cant drive, theyre too fucking small. maybe the got on a bus or something, shit i dont know
  63. 10:32Broadcaster59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)Verifiedlindsayelyse: LOL that was a delightful story, i really enjoyed it
  64. 10:32Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: im not putting any bullshit about friendship or morals or character development in this. everyone stayed the same and nothing changed or got better. the cereal ran out in like 8 days and it all happened again
  65. 10:32Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: lindsMeow lindsMeow lindsMeow lindsMeow
  66. 10:33Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: i should do library book readings at libraries for small children
  67. 10:33Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: lindsScared lindsScared
  68. 10:3431-Month Subscriber (2.5-Year Badge)cheer 50KShotgun_Badger: i almost choked on my popcorn reading the YOUR MOM IS A CLOWNFUCKER
  69. 10:34Broadcaster59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)Verifiedlindsayelyse: how could you say that badger
  70. 10:34Broadcaster59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)Verifiedlindsayelyse: thats the worst thing anyone could say
  71. 10:34Broadcaster59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)Verifiedlindsayelyse: lindsLOL
  72. 10:3531-Month Subscriber (2.5-Year Badge)cheer 50KShotgun_Badger: you've met me.. im angry for no reason most of the time lindsLOL
  73. 10:36Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: yeah i actually thought to myself what could someone say to me that would actually leave me at a loss for words...CLOWNFUCKER
  74. 10:37Broadcaster59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)Verifiedlindsayelyse: lindsLOL lindsLOL
  75. 10:37Broadcaster59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)Verifiedlindsayelyse: really a sold 10/10 story
  76. 10:37Broadcaster59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)Verifiedlindsayelyse: i hope you copy/paste and save it
  77. 10:37Broadcaster59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)Verifiedlindsayelyse: maybe have it illustrated
  78. 10:37Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: lindsThink
  79. 10:37Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: opening microsoft word
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