10:16Broadcaster59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)Verifiedlindsayelyse: tell me a story
10:16Broadcaster59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)Verifiedlindsayelyse: about a badger
10:16Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey cracks knuckles
10:16Broadcaster59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)Verifiedlindsayelyse: and a moof
10:1636-Month Subscriber (3-Year Badge)500 Gift Subswaffles1991: Moof, she's gone. Fight me while she's gone
10:16Broadcaster59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)Verifiedlindsayelyse: who are going on a quest
10:16Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: lindsThink lindsThink lindsThink lindsThink
10:1631-Month Subscriber (2.5-Year Badge)cheer 50KShotgun_Badger: aight boys time to say stupid shit and cuss out moof
10:16Broadcaster59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)Verifiedlindsayelyse: and waffles and ponk are trying to stop them
10:16Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: there once as a furious badger and a sad moof
10:16Broadcaster59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)Verifiedlindsayelyse: lmao
10:16Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: lindsFeels lindsFeels
10:16Broadcaster59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)Verifiedlindsayelyse: furious badger and the sad moof
10:16Broadcaster59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)Verifiedlindsayelyse: A+ childrens book
10:17Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: one day, the furious badger accidentally knocked over the moofs cereal
10:17Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: lindsWaow lindsWaow lindsFeels lindsFeels
10:17Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: the moof was sad. sadder than normal even
10:1731-Month Subscriber (2.5-Year Badge)cheer 50KShotgun_Badger: "accidentally"
10:17Moderator22-Month Subscriber (1.5-Year Badge)ElyseBot earMoof didn't accept the fight...
10:17Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: lindsFeels lindsFeels lindsFeels lindsFeels lindsFeels
10:17Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: the moof wouldnt stop being sad which made the badger mad. madder than usual even
10:17Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: so the badger took the moof on a quest. FOR CEREAL
10:18Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: and not that good for your cholesterol cereal bullshit
10:18Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: the good stuff. fucking captain crunch, lucky charms, cocoa puff rice crispies good shit
10:18Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: NomNom NomNom NomNom NomNom
10:18Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: the badger and the moof arrived at the store but to get to the cereal aisle they had to pass
10:19Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: THE WAFFLE AISLE
10:19Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: as all forest critters and whatever the fuck a moof is know, waffles are the biggest assholes in the breakfast kingdom
10:19Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: lindsSoon lindsSoon
10:20Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: but there was one waffle in particular. some say this waffle had been forgot on the waffle assembly aisle and wasnt put into a waffle box until the darkness had set in deep in its soul
10:20Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: others say the waffle was just a scientologist
10:20Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: the evil waffle said "HALT, PAY ME TRIBUTE OR I SHALL ORDER MY WAFFLE ARMIES TO DO YOU A VIOLENCE!"
10:20Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: :O :O
10:21Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: but the badger and the moof walked by and ignored the waffle assholes because they dont have arms or legs. what the actual fuck are they gonna do about anything? NOT A GODDAMN THING THATS WHAT SHUT UP WAFFLES
10:2136-Month Subscriber (3-Year Badge)500 Gift Subswaffles1991: aestheKayOOF
10:22Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: finally the furious badger and the sad moof made their way to the fabled cereal aisle
10:22Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: lindsWaow
10:22Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: but there they saw something impossible. something terrible. something too horrible to imagine
10:22Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: they saw some pink monkey looking thing and he was throwing the cereal all over the place being a total asshole for no reason
10:23Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: lindsScared lindsScared lindsScared lindsScared
10:24Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: what the fuck was his problem? how did some pink monkey looking motherfucker get into a grocery store? why the living breathing walking talking fuck were no humans doing anything about a bunch of badgers, moofs, monkeys and talking waffles? the answers to these questions are beyond mortal comprehension
10:24Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: lindsThink lindsThink lindsThink lindsThink
10:24Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: anyway, the pink monkey looking thing saw the moof and badger and said "AY, FUCKA YOU GUYS!"
10:25Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: :O :O
10:25Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: the sad moof cried a lot and said "WHY ARE YOU SUCH AN ASSHOLE BREAKING ALL THE CEREAL!?"
10:25Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: lindsFeels lindsFeels
10:25Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: the pink monkey looking thing shrugged and said "The fuck else I got to do on a tuesday? do i look like i have a social life?"
10:26Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: The furious badger was done
10:26Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: the furious badger was finished
10:26Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: the furious badger wanted to go home and be mad at things on the internet again
10:27Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: mustering his fury, the fuuuuuuurious badger let loose the most vile, the most terrible, the most hurtful insult he could possibly imagine
10:27Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: "YOUR MOM IS A CLOWNFUCKER"
10:28Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: :O :O
10:28Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: shaking with rage the pink monkey looking thing leapt down from the cereal aisle to kick the badgers ass...just as the sad moof had planned.
10:29Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: :O :O :O :O
10:29Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: while unimaginably sad by nature, moofs are also cunning and devious people or creatures or whatever the fuck they are
10:29Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: lindsFeels lindsFeels lindsFeels lindsFeels
10:30Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: the moof had slicked the floor with tears, waiting for the pink monkey looking thing to come down. as soon as the pink monkey looking thing took a step forward, he slipped and fell and broke his neck and his back and all his arms and his head popped off
10:30Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: lindsRIP lindsRIP lindsRIP lindsRIP lindsRIP
10:31Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: having vanquished the great demon, the badger and moof triumphantly claimed their prize. PEANUT BUTTER CAPTAIN CRUNCH! THE BEST CEREAL! YES IT IS FUCK YOU!
10:31Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: lindsThink lindsThink
10:32Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: the moof and badger left the store, again passing the evil and impotent waffle army, before returning home. how did they return home? badgers and moofs cant drive, theyre too fucking small. maybe the got on a bus or something, shit i dont know
10:32Broadcaster59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)Verifiedlindsayelyse: LOL that was a delightful story, i really enjoyed it
10:32Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: im not putting any bullshit about friendship or morals or character development in this. everyone stayed the same and nothing changed or got better. the cereal ran out in like 8 days and it all happened again
10:32Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: lindsMeow lindsMeow lindsMeow lindsMeow
10:33Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: i should do library book readings at libraries for small children
10:33Moderator46-Month Subscriber (3.5-Year Badge)earMoof: lindsScared lindsScared
10:3431-Month Subscriber (2.5-Year Badge)cheer 50KShotgun_Badger: i almost choked on my popcorn reading the YOUR MOM IS A CLOWNFUCKER
10:34Broadcaster59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)Verifiedlindsayelyse: how could you say that badger
10:34Broadcaster59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)Verifiedlindsayelyse: thats the worst thing anyone could say
10:34Broadcaster59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)Verifiedlindsayelyse: lindsLOL
10:3531-Month Subscriber (2.5-Year Badge)cheer 50KShotgun_Badger: you've met me.. im angry for no reason most of the time lindsLOL
10:36Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: yeah i actually thought to myself what could someone say to me that would actually leave me at a loss for words...CLOWNFUCKER
10:37Broadcaster59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)Verifiedlindsayelyse: lindsLOL lindsLOL
10:37Broadcaster59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)Verifiedlindsayelyse: really a sold 10/10 story
10:37Broadcaster59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)Verifiedlindsayelyse: i hope you copy/paste and save it
10:37Broadcaster59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)Verifiedlindsayelyse: maybe have it illustrated
10:37Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: lindsThink
10:37Moderator59-Month Subscriber (4.5-Year Badge)TwitchCon NA 2019pinkoromonkey: opening microsoft word
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