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  1. [20:40] <+Edward> nas are you drunk
  2. [20:40] <+sorretil> i never even use shorthand on my phone
  3. [20:40] <nas> no im not drunk!!!!
  4. [20:40] <nas> never
  5. [20:40] <nas> i dnot drink :))
  6. [20:40] <Ch1> \o/
  7. [20:41] <Ch1> So wait, he touched...
  8. [20:41] <Ch1> Mei's male?
  9. [20:41] <+Edward> No, I did
  10. [20:41] <+Edward> I think is what they are saying
  11. [20:41] <Ch1> Oh
  12. [20:41] <Ch1> Ok then :p
  13. [20:41] <WhenTheyCry117> The only possible way I can forgive anyone for writing 'you' as 'u' is when they need those 2 characters to make their message fit in a 160 character text message.
  14. [20:42] <+sorretil> '2' is even worse
  15. [20:42] <+sorretil> because you save even fewer characters
  16. [20:42] <Ch1> 4 is the same thing
  17. [20:42] <+sorretil> and, on a standard keyboard, is harder to reach than 'to'
  18. [20:43] <nas> wat is wrong w/ tlaking like tihs u know wat im saying rite
  19. 14[20:43] * Tomoyo (tomoyo@sns-C5D60B32.dedicated.tsu-ji.jp) has joined #animebyt.es
  20. [20:43] <+sorretil> like e-nails on an e-chalkboard
  21. [20:43] <nas> i cared about spelling and grammar wehn i was like 12
  22. [20:43] <nas> err on chat things at least
  23. [20:43] <nas> ofc i tatempt to type properly on less temporary modes of communication
  24. 15[20:44] * Tomoyo is now known as Otaku25685
  25. [20:44] <nas> but who cares its irc
  26. [20:44] <+sorretil> some of us still bear some respect for our language and our readers
  27. [20:44] <@Yuuka-Kazami> nas i think you meant "wuts rong w/ talkng lik dis u no wut im sayin rite"
  28. 15[20:44] <03+Carilious> lolol
  29. [20:44] <nas> dude its irc
  30. [20:44] <+sorretil> you don't see everyone going around speaking leet
  31. [20:44] <+sorretil> for the same reason
  32. [20:44] <nas> thats harder tho
  33. [20:45] <+sorretil> also because it sucks to read
  34. [20:45] <WhenTheyCry117> I prefer to not look like I'm 12. So i care for my spelling and grammar.
  35. [20:45] <nas> lol no one uses that because its more difficult to type
  36. [20:45] <+sorretil> i don't use capitalization and some punctuation, because it actually doesn't add to readability
  37. [20:45] <WhenTheyCry117> And I hate not having a right shift. .-. I didn't capitilize 'I' in my last sentence...
  38. [20:46] <+sorretil> you don't have a right shift? why?
  39. [20:46] <nas> lol
  40. [20:46] <Ch1> lol
  41. [20:46] <WhenTheyCry117> IMAGINE IF EVERYONE JUST TYPED IN CAPS LOCK THEN. I PERSONALLY FIND IT EASIER TO READ.
  42. [20:46] <@Oipo> I AGREE COMPLETELY.
  43. [20:46] <+Horo> fuck yo couch
  44. [20:46] <+Edward> Isn't that why Kiyiko got banned?
  45. [20:46] <@Oipo> NOW THE NEXT ONE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WILL BE KICKED.
  46. [20:46] <+Edward> OKAY <3
  47. [20:46] <+Horo> U MAD?
  48. [20:46] <WhenTheyCry117> I don't have a right shift, an 'l' (ellll), 0, 5, and enter (numpad) or a 9 (not numpad =P)
  49. 15[20:46] * Edward was kicked by Oipo (horgh )
  50. 15[20:47] * Horo was kicked by Oipo (Oipo)
  51. 14[20:47] * Horo (10094@Horo.PowerUser.AnimeBytes) has joined #animebyt.es
  52. [20:47] <Horo> lol
  53. [20:47] <+sorretil> why do you not have those keys?
  54. [20:47] <Ch1> ouch
  55. [20:47] <@Yuuka-Kazami> what have you done WhenTheyCry117
  56. [20:47] <@Oipo> It's a good thing I only kick!
  57. [20:47] <@Yuuka-Kazami> don't fap near your keyboard
  58. [20:47] <Horo> <3 you too, Oipo-sensei
  59. [20:47] <@Oipo> <3 all around
  60. [20:47] <nas> Excuse me but why are you not typing proper sentences on IRC? I can imagine that you talk on IRC to escape research papers and things like that, but you should really do your best at attempting to use PROPER English. Otherwise get out you uncultured swine.
  61. [20:47] <WhenTheyCry117> How the hell would I know? :P Stepdad's laptop that he's had since 2002. I used it for 2002-2004 and 2010-Present.
  62. [20:47] <+sorretil> i don't insiste that you capitalize, or use periods
  63. [20:48] <WhenTheyCry117> Somewhere between 2004-2010 keys went missing.
  64. [20:48] <+sorretil> but i appreciate when people at least attempt to spell
  65. [20:48] <WhenTheyCry117> I blame my three little sisters.
  66. [20:48] <nas> lmao
  67. [20:48] <Horo> Rape them
  68. [20:49] <+sorretil> he can't, they're hiding in the third sister's house, which was made of brick
  69. [20:49] <WhenTheyCry117> selplnig inst ipormnat dnot you konw auobt taht rseahrc at crambigde?
  70. [20:49] <nas> idc im still going to type like an idiot on irc
  71. [20:49] <Horo> Well damn, that sucks
  72. [20:49] <nas> its fun
  73. [20:50] <WhenTheyCry117> I don't really get bothered by it just because I'm used to it. But when I'm grading papers for my teacher and I see essays with "2" "u" and even "omg" in one case. I smile as I mark them with an F.
  74. [20:50] <nas> u just dont understand how liberating it is
  75. 14[20:50] * Neko_san (webchat@sns-4D6DFB55.elisa-laajakaista.fi) has joined #animebyt.es
  76. [20:50] <nas> ok but thats irl dude
  77. [20:50] <@Yuuka-Kazami> it's like walking around your house naked
  78. [20:50] <nas> diff there
  79. [20:50] <nas> yeah
  80. [20:51] <Neko_san> o.o
  81. [20:51] <WhenTheyCry117> Internet is IRL. No matter how much you want to deny it, unless you suddenly become some bytes of data while you're typing on your keyboard. =|
  82. 15[20:51] <03+Carilious> wut
  83. [20:51] <nas> like if you cant be dumb on the internet where else can u express yourself in the most idiotic ways possible
  84. [20:51] <nas> lmao are u serious
  85. [20:51] <WhenTheyCry117> In public. :B Like I do.
  86. 14[20:51] * Horo pets Neko_san and ignores the stupidity flooding chat
  87. [20:51] <nas> my irl has nothing 222222 do w/ what i do online
  88. 14[20:52] * utahime (utahime@sns-30C00F56.fastsh.it) has joined #animebyt.es
  89. [20:52] <%captain> bring back +m
  90. [20:52] <nas> lmao
  91. 14[20:52] * WhenTheyCry117 hands Horo a book and suggests he learns to read.
  92. 14[20:52] * Yuuka-Kazami sets mode: +v Horo
  93. 14[20:52] * truVehn (chatzilla@sns-4126F316.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #animebyt.es
  94. [20:52] <%runod> stfu bitch
  95. 14[20:52] * Neko_san purrs
  96. [20:52] <+Horo> I second what captain said
  97. [20:52] <nas> i have to use proper english in research papers and shit
  98. [20:52] <nas> like all the time
  99. [20:53] <%captain> omg i hate that noise
  100. [20:53] <WhenTheyCry117> It takes me more effort to type improperly than properly. .-.
  101. [20:53] <nas> er research papers all the time
  102. [20:53] <nas> yeah dude
  103. [20:53] <nas> no it doesnt
  104. [20:53] <WhenTheyCry117> It takes ME more effort. =|
  105. [20:53] <nas> u need to press the shift key when u capitalize shit dude
  106. [20:53] <%runod> no it fucking doesnt stop being a bitch
  107. [20:53] <WhenTheyCry117> I literally need to THINK to not press the shift key, or to type a word incorrectly.
  108. [20:53] <nas> and when you end sentences w/ a period + fullstop
  109. [20:53] <+Horo> >use pinky finger to press shift
  110. [20:53] <+Horo> >???
  111. [20:53] <+Horo> >PROFIT
  112. [20:53] <nas> just chill out and use irc
  113. [20:54] <nas> lol
  114. [20:54] <%runod> more and more i am becoming my online persona
  115. 14[20:54] * Ammy (Ammypenden@sns-4FD57F9D.resnet.ucsc.edu) has joined #animebyt.es
  116. [20:54] <nas> like at least stop capitalizing shit
  117. [20:54] <%runod> irl
  118. 15[20:54] <03+Carilious> dropping punctuaton has given be 10 more years of my life
  119. [20:54] <nas> its so dumb
  120. [20:54] <@Yuuka-Kazami> wow Ammy way to ignore dat warning
  121. 09[20:54] <nas> carilious same
  122. [20:54] <@Oipo> Fuck that, I like my capitalization.
  123. 14[20:54] * captain sets mode: +v Ammy
  124. [20:54] <+Horo> No, I will not stop capitalizing things, just to fuck with you
  125. 15[20:54] <03+Carilious> i used to not use emoticons as well
  126. 15[20:54] <03+Carilious> now look at me
  127. [20:54] <WhenTheyCry117> It causes strain on my eyes to read fragmented sentences. Choose single word lines or full sentences. Or should I bring up research. /research on reasons I'm never in IRC's.
  128. 15[20:54] <03+Carilious> :)
  129. 15[20:54] <03+Carilious> whee
  130. [20:54] <nas> it doesnt bother me horo
  131. [20:55] <nas> like at all vOv
  132. [20:55] <@Yuuka-Kazami> ....
  133. [20:55] <@Yuuka-Kazami> really WhenTheyCry117
  134. [20:55] <@Yuuka-Kazami> >It causes strain on my eyes to read fragmented sentences.
  135. [20:55] <@Yuuka-Kazami> >Or should I bring up research.
  136. [20:55] <WhenTheyCry117> Yuuka-Kazami: Your eye is a muscle. At that, try moving left down up right in short bursts for a long period of time. It actually strains your eyes faster.
  137. [20:55] <truVehn> dunno if troll
  138. [20:55] <+Horo> Interesting fact: People speak in fragmented sentences
  139. [20:55] <%runod> theres no faster way to figure out if someones an unfunny shithead than to see someone use proper grammar and spelling on fucking irc
  140. [20:56] <nas> Um hello can we get INTELLIGENT people in here? I'm talking about people who use proper spelling and punctuation. You are absolutely not intelligent if you do not at least do that.
  141. [20:56] <WhenTheyCry117> Reading in one direction is better for your eyes.
  142. [20:56] <truVehn> i'm just assuming he's sleepy
  143. [20:56] <WhenTheyCry117> I
  144. [20:56] <WhenTheyCry117> Would
  145. [20:56] <WhenTheyCry117> Prefer
  146. [20:56] <WhenTheyCry117> Sentences
  147. [20:56] <WhenTheyCry117> llike
  148. [20:56] <WhenTheyCry117> this
  149. [20:56] <WhenTheyCry117> if
  150. [20:56] <WhenTheyCry117> you
  151. [20:56] <WhenTheyCry117> fragment
  152. [20:56] <WhenTheyCry117> them
  153. [20:56] <+Horo> +m
  154. [20:56] <+Horo> +m
  155. [20:56] <nas> lmao
  156. 15[20:56] <03+Carilious> your long ass sentences mean my eyes are straining too far to the right
  157. [20:56] <nas> no dont
  158. [20:56] <@Yuuka-Kazami> oh that kind of fragment
  159. 14[20:56] * +Ammy gives nas an apple
  160. [20:56] <truVehn> I'm with cari on this.
  161. 14[20:56] * @Oipo seriously debates another four hours of silence
  162. 14[20:56] * captain sets mode: +m
  163. 14[20:56] * %captain does it anyways
  164. [20:56] <@Oipo> Debate is over.
  165. [20:56] <+Horo> \o/
  166. [20:56] <%runod> I WANT EVERYONE ONE IRC RIGHT NOW TO SPEAK IN ESSAYS AND IF YOU DO NOT WELL, HEH, GUESS WHAT MY EYES ARE STRAINED
  167. 15[20:57] <03+Carilious> to whom it may concern
  168. [20:57] <%captain> lmao
  169. [20:57] <@Yuuka-Kazami> FUUUUUCK STOP STRAINING MY EYES RUNOD YOU'RE SUCH A DICK
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