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Drunk Spider Shimmer Tales

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  1. >Be Anon and you’re in your apartment relaxing at the moment.
  2. >Your roommate, Sunset Shimmer, is out doing who knows what with her little friendship group.
  3. >She probably out doing her usual superhero stuff.
  4. >Yes, you heard right.
  5. >Sunset Shimmer, your roommate and friend, is a superhero.
  6. >Spider-Woman to be precise.
  7. >You’re willing to bet she's fighting some thugs at this very moment.
  8. >....
  9. >Didn’t you already think of that?
  10. >You blinked and look at the table to see two empty beer bottles with another that was half full.
  11. “That’s enough beer for tonight,” you said while shaking your head.
  12. >Getting up from your comfortable spot on the couch, you grabbed the beer bottles while walking towards the kitchen.
  13. >Just as you entered the kitchen and put the bottle in the sink, the news theme came on.
  14. “Must be something important to interrupt some crummy reruns,” you said to yourself while chuckling a bit.
  15. >You don’t pay attention as one of the news casters said, “I'm News Speaker and we're here to give you the news. In recent news the elusive vigilante Spider-Woman continues to evade capture from Canterlot’s finest.”
  16. >You shake your head while smiling to yourself at that.
  17. >Sunset always did this as a form of revenge.
  18. >Something about an unnecessary frisking you think.
  19. > “But today we were able to get this hero to answer a few questions.”
  20. >At that moment, you dropped the bottles, not caring if they broke, and rushed to the living to see Spider-Woman on Tv.
  21. >You knew it was her from the look of the suit and the shape of her body.
  22. >From what you could see, Sunset was fighting a few thugs a bit sluggishly.
  23. “Is she…,” you began to say while watching the TV with baited breathe.
  24. >Spider-Woman dodged a lead pipe and threw a sloppy punch at his crotch.
  25. >The thug fell to the ground while moaning in pain.
  26. “She is drunk,” you said, looking for the remote.
  27. >Without wasting any time, you grab the remote and push the record button.
  28. >You needed this for many reasons which you couldn’t explain at the moment.
  29. >With one of the thugs out of commission, Spider-Woman started doing some crazy ass drunk fist moves before german suplexing another thug.
  30. >She rolled away and shot a web at the last thug’s pants and pulled.
  31. >This resulted in the thug getting pantsed and tripping himself which knocked himself out.
  32. >The very next moment Spider-Woman threw hands up in the air while screaming, “TOUCHDOWN.”
  33. >The person holding the camera moved closer to Spider-Woman while saying, “Spider-Woman. Spider-Woman, over here.”
  34. >Your disguised roommate looked at the camera person and waved drunkenly.
  35. > “Spider-Woman, what heinous crime did these hoodlums commit? A mugging? Grand theft auto?”
  36. >Spider-Woman belched and drunkenly said, “They said i was fat and no one would touch me. Well the jokes on them, i got a roommate who's gonna touch me later. Ha.”
  37. >You're not sure whether to laugh or blush so you settled on just continuing to watch.
  38. >The camera waved his hand and asked, “That’s it?”
  39. > “They also said i was a menace and spiders were stupid. Jokes on them, this spider can bite,” she said, waving her hands around like a crazy person.
  40. > “Okay? So what will you do now?” the cameraman asked quickly.
  41. > “I'm gonna find my bitches and some fun. We're going to space camp. WHOOOOOO,” she said, shooting some web at a building and swinging away.
  42. >The video cuts back to the news reporter as you stop the recording.
  43. “I'm gonna have fun with this,” you said, planning on what to do with this.
  44. >Sunset’s drunk shenanigans always made everything better and fun.
  47. >It’s the next and you’re making breakfast in front of a hot stove.
  48. >The smell of bacon, eggs, sausages and pancakes filled the air with a delicious smell, just begging to be eaten.
  49. >You flipped the food, letting it cook just a bit more before putting it on the plates.
  50. >You continued doing this for awhile until you heard the tell tale signs of Sunset walking towards the kitchen.
  51. >She always groans while acting like a zombie.
  52. “Morning Sunset,” you said happily, not even bothering to turn around.
  53. >You felt two arms wrap around you as Sunset mumbled, “Morning. Smells good.”
  54. “Just give me a moment and it'll be done,” you said gently as she squeezed you slightly.
  55. > “Mmm kay,” she mumbled before letting you go and taking a seat at the table.
  56. >As you start to dish out the food onto the plates, a dull thud told you that Sunset banged her head on the table.
  57. >Smiling to yourself, you turn around to see a mass of red and yellow hair covering the table.
  58. “You’re gonna have to move your head Sunset or else I’m placing your plate on your head,” you said, standing there with your hands full.
  59. >A groan escaped her lips as she raised her head, allowing you to place her food in front of you.
  60. >She takes a moment to smell the food in front her before saying, “I’m so glad we're dating.”
  61. “You can compliment me later, Sunset. We have to finish breakfast quickly,” you said nonchalantly, taking a bite of bacon.
  62. >She looks at you curiously as she cuts a piece out of her pancakes.
  63. >Looking up from your food, you give her a confused look as you stop eating.
  64. “Don’t you remember?” you asked.
  65. >She still looks a bit confused as she takes a bite out of a sausage.
  66. “You must have been tired from your patrol if you're this spacey,” you said,  smiling slightly at your joke.
  67. >You wonder if you’ll get a reaction from her or not.
  68. >It was at that moment that her eyes go wide as she started to cough causing you to pat her back.
  70. >Guess that answered your question.
  71. >After a few hard pats, she stops her coughing while she mutters a “Thanks” to you.
  72. “You ok?” you asked, wondering if this was the right time to tease her.
  73. > “I'm fine,” she said calmly, hitting her chest while letting out a few small coughs.
  74. “You sure. Was it something I said?” you asked, feeling a bit relieved.
  75. >She nods but doesn't say anything else.
  76. “Well if you're good then finish up what's on your plate. But take your time. We don’t want you to choke or eat too much and get fat,” you said nonchalantly as she started to drink some milk.
  77. >She lightly sputters into her drink, spilling some of it on the table.
  78. “Seriously Sunset,” you said jokingly, grabbing a napkin and wiping the spot clean.
  79. “Seriously Sunset, you sure you're okay?” you asked, fighting to keep yourself from smiling.
  80. > “Yeah, I'm just not to hungry,”  she said, standing up and walking out of the kitchen.
  81. “Well if you're done, start getting ready. We have work soon,” you said, hearing rapid footsteps growing quieter.
  82. >You wait for her door to close before you start to chuckle softly.
  83. “This is kinda fun,” you said quietly as you started to clean the dishes.
  84. >But like all things, they must end and be put to rest.
  85. >....
  86. >....
  87. “Then again, I still owe Sunset for being a blue balling tease,” you said, remembering the times when your girlfriend did a few things to you.
  88. >You hope she gets drunk tonight.
  90. >Be Anon and you’re watching Tv while surfing the web.
  91. >It amazes you how productive you can be with the right motivation.
  92. >Maybe if you focused a bit more in the past then maybe you could of had higher grades in high school.
  93. >You push that thought aside as you continue on look through a few programs.
  94. >They were a bit pricy, but it would be worth it just to see the look on your girlfriend's face.
  95. >It’ll be even better if you see your friends faces as well.
  96. “Now what’s the difference between these,” you said, scrolling through the online catalog.
  97. >Just as you were about to click on one of the products, the news channel jingle was heard.
  98. > “I'm Scribbled Notes and I'm here to,” the news reporter began to say before you started to tune him out.
  99. >You had better things to do than listen to some reports on government officials or some stupid interview.
  100. >Looking at this one product, you saw that it had everything you wanted and it wasn't that expensive.
  101. >Buying the program and downloading it, you got up and walked to the kitchen for a small snack.
  102. > “...newest blockbuster movie made over fifty million dollars in its opening weekend,” the reporter said, droning about something or another.
  103. “Whatever. Tell me something interesting, Scribbled,” you said, taking out a bottle of ice tea and some cherries.
  104. > “This just in. Spider-Woman has been spotted once more,” Scribbled said urgently, just getting the news.
  105. >You look at the Tv in mild interest, wondering if Sunset’s drunk or not.
  106. >They change the shot to the reporter from the other day as she looked at the camera with a fake smile.
  107. > “I’m here with Spider-Woman, who thwarted a bank heist,” the reporter said, as the camera turned to where Spider-Woman was.
  108. >You started to laugh at the scene before you.
  109. >The camera showed Spider-Woman using the tied up villains, Shocker and Doc Oct, while lightly patting their heads.
  110. > “Spider-Woman, I have to ask what’re you doing to them?” the reporter asked, holding her microphone towards the superhero
  111. > “I'm playing the song of my people,” Spider-Woman said, her words slurring as she used the villains heads as bongos.
  112. >You quickly walked back to the room and started to record the news.
  113. >It was important that you get every little embarrassing thing to use later.
  114. >The villainous human instruments could only sit there and take it, grumbling the entire time.
  115. > “This is so humiliating,” Doc Oct said, her black hair covering her eyes as she glared at the camera.
  116. > “I'm blaming you, Octy. It was your plan,” Shock said, her purple sunglasses missing.
  117. >The camera turned back to the reporter  who was momentarily confused before composing herself.
  118. > “Spider-Woman, shouldn't you let the police handle it from here?” the reporter asked, wondering if this was really happening.
  119. >The spider themed hero stopped her patting as she looked at the news reporter.
  120. > “But i haven't teabagged or peed on them yet,” Spider-Woman said, swaying back and forth.
  121. >You couldn’t stop yourself from laughing.
  122. >Everything Sunset was saying was just pure gold at this point.
  123. > “You can’t do that,” Shocker said, glaring at the hero.
  124. >You're not sure if she meant she couldn't as in had the ability to, or couldn't as in impossible her her to do.
  125. >Lacking something to do teabagging with you mean.
  126. >Spider-Woman seemed to take offense to that and pushed Shocker to the ground.
  127. > “FUCK YOU! I CAN DO IT IF I WANT TO!!!” Spider-Woman screamed, teabagging the villain as she screamed all kinds of things.
  128. > “YOU GO GIRL,” a young feminine voice said, outside the camera’ screen.
  129. >That was the last straw for you as you fell to the ground laughing like a hyena.
  130. >This went on for a minute or two, nothing else happening as far as you know.
  131. >Once you calmed down, you got back up to see some just appear next to Spider-Woman.
  132. >Wearing a maroon bodysuit with lavender trim and wings was the hero MatterWoman.
  133. >And she looked equally as drunk if her swaying body was any indication.
  134.  “Spidey, we need your help,” MatterWoman said happily, holding Spider-Woman’s shoulder.
  135. > “What cha need?” Spider-Woman asked happily, standing up and almost knocking the winged woman over.
  136. > “Follow me. I’ll tell you on the way,” MatterWoman said, spreading her wings and started to fly into the air.
  137. >Very shakily, you might add.
  138. >Spider-Woman nods and began webswinging, just narrowly missing a building.
  140. >It was some time later and you were just getting up from your seat.
  141. “Guess I was here longer than i thought,” you said, looking at a clock and noticing the time.
  142. >You were just about to go to bed when you heard a faint tapping noise.
  143. >Looking around, you didn’t see anything except for some smudge on the window.
  144. >You walked towards the window to see what it was and saw that it wasn’t a smudge.
  145. >It was a red and black finger.
  146. >Opening the window, you sigh while watching the familiar form of Spider-Woman crawl inside.
  147. > “Hiiiii Anon,” Sunset said,  slurring her words as she fell to the floor.
  148. “Hey Sunset, you done with your patrol?” you asked, looking down at your girlfriend. And closing the window.
  149. >Sunset tried to get off the floor, but she kept falling back down while giggling.
  150. >Being a nice person, you bent down and picked her up while you removed her mask.
  151. >Sunset giggled before wrapping her arms around your neck and her legs around your waist.
  152. >You almost fell from added weight , but you were able to balance yourself while holding Sunset for support.
  153. >She didn’t seem to mind as she began to nuzzle your head.
  154. “C’mon Sunset. Let’s go to bed,” you said, walking towards the bedroom.
  155. > “But I want to cuddle,” Sunset said tiredly, resting her head on your shoulder.
  156. “We’ll do that once we’re in bed,” you said, closing the bedroom door.
  157. >You would worry about your plan later.
  158. >Right now, it was time for sleep.
  161. >It’s the middle of the night and you’re watching the news.
  162. >That means you’re Anon.
  163. >You’ve been going through all of the things you need to carry out your plan.
  164. >It was going as smooth as it possibly could for you.
  165. >You had various clips and the program you need to bring the plan to life.
  166. “I just need a little more to complete it,” you muttered, looking at your progress and seeing that there was still room for more.
  167. >This left you in a bit of a pickle since you wanted to make this as long as possible.
  168. >The problem was that Sunset needed to be drunk for that to happen and you’re sure that she wasn’t meeting with anyone tonight.
  169. >While getting up to stretch, you heard a tapping on the living room window.
  170. >Shaking your head, you walked towards the window and opened it so the next part of the story can happen.
  171. >A red and black hand grabbed the window, showing you that it was obviously Sunset returning.
  172. >Unless it was those clones again then it might get sexy strange.
  173. >Luckily, or unluckily depending on the view point, it was just Sunset crawling through the window.
  174. >The surprising thing was that she had Matterhorn, aka Twilight Sparkle, on her back as the two toppled to the floor in giggling fits.
  175. >Crouching down to help them, your nose caught a distinct smell of alcohol lingering off them.
  176. >They’ve been drinking which meant that they might possibly be on the news momentarily.
  177. >Good thing you set up everything to record.
  178. “Had fun, Sunny?” you inquired, helping your girlfriend to her feet.
  179. > “Sure did and Twiley is gonna stay over,” Sunset slurred, leaning on your shoulder.
  180. > “Sleepover time,” Twilight giggled, standing up and wrapping her arms around your waist.
  181. “Yeah yeah. Let’s get you girls to bed,” you suggested, carrying the heroes into your bedroom.
  182. >Once inside, you pulled the covers aside and laid the two on the bed.
  183. >You were wondering if you should remove their suits, but decided not to.
  184. >At the very least you removed their masks and covered them up with the bed sheets.
  185. >You watched as the cuddled each other, making you a little jealous that it wasn’t you in between them.
  186. >With that taken care of, you quietly left the room and returned to the living room to see the news was on.
  187. > “Spider-Woman continues to appear fighting evildoers in the most unconventional ways. We have video proof of what transpired mere minutes ago from one lucky citizen,”  the reporter explain, the video taking up the screen which almost caused you to laugh out loud.
  188. >On the screen was a drunk Sunset, in her Spider-Woman outfit, sloppily dancing  around a downed Songbird  and Psylocke.
  189. >Her dance partner was an equally drunk Twilight in her Matterhorn outfit.
  190. > “This is the way we beat the bad girls. Beat the bad girls. Beat the bad girls. This is the way we beat the bad girls so late at night,” the heroes sang, circling around their foes.
  191. > “These are the ones who defeated us?” Songbird grumbled, blowing her white hair out of her face and away from her glasses.
  192. > “They beat us fair and square,” Psylocke began, “BUT DID IT HAVE TO BE THESE TWO PAIN IN THE ASSES.”
  193. >The camera shook while Sunset and Twilight stopped their dancing and got on either side of Psylocke.
  194. > “You want a pain in the ass? We’ll give you a pain in the ass,” Sunset uttered, grabbing the downed villain and placing her over her knees.
  195. > “What’re you doing?” Psylocke wondered, trying to kick the heroes away.
  196. >Her efforts were futile as Matterhorn raised her hand and…
  197. >SLAP
  198. >Bought her hand down on Psylocke’s ass.
  199. > “WHAT WAS THAT FOR?” Psylocke screamed, desperately trying to break out of Spider-Woman’s grasp.
  200. >This went on for a while as Psylocke’s screaming death threats turned into sexualized moans as she begged for more.
  201. > “What’s my name?” Spider-Woman and Matterhorn questioned, watching the villain squirm.
  202. > “Spider-Woman and Matterhorn,” Psylocke moaned, wiggling in Sunset’s lap.
  203. >That answered earned her another smack on the ass.
  204. > “Got that right,” Spider-Woman cheered, dumping the aroused yet humiliated villain next to her companion.
  205. >Psylocke groaned while Songbird just stared at her.
  206. > “I don’t know you anymore,” Songbird sighed, looking away from her abused comrade.
  207. >With their enemy defeated, the two heroes started to do the macarena in celebration.
  208. >At this point, you were equal parts aroused and confused which was unsettling.
  209. >Luckily it didn’t take long for something stupid to happen as Matterhorn started to float while Spider-woman fell down.
  210. > “I’ve fallen and I can’t see,” Spider-Woman slurred, her face in the ground as Matterhorn tried to swim back to the ground.
  211. >That alone might be on your top five list.
  212. >Muffling your laughter so you don’t wake your guests, you watched as the two got up and looked at the cameraman.
  213. > “This is what you get when you mess with the Spider-Momma,” Spider-Woman yelled, pointing at herself.
  214. > “But your name’s Spider-Woman,” a random person mentioned.
  215. >Spider-Woman or Momma just looked at the guy and pointed at him threateningly like some evil monkey.
  216. > “I’ll remember this,” Spider-Whatever yelled, shooting a webline and began swinging away.
  217. >The cameraman zoomed in to see Matterhorn tried to swim after Spider-Whatever.
  218. > “Wait for me, Spidey,” Matterhorn yelled, breast stroking through the air trying to catch up to her friend.
  219. >She didn’t have to go far since Spider-Woman came back and grabbed her before swinging away.
  220. >With the heroes gone, the cameraman turned back to the captured villains to see them watching the whole spectacle with wide eyes.
  221. >That ended the news causing you to turn off the TV and flop on the couch.
  222. >You don’t know what you’re gonna do with that clip, but you’ll figure it out in the morning.
  223. >All you wanted to do was sleep right now, but that proved to be a bit difficult since you saw Sunset having a threesome every time you closed your eyes.
  224. >Fuck.
  227. >It’s the end of the next day and you’re still Anon.
  228. >What else is new?
  229. >Well there’s plenty of things that happened since Sunset’s last night adventure.
  230. >Sunset seemed to be quiet about something as the day went on.
  231. >If you were a betting guy, and thank god you’re not, she must have remembered most of the night.
  232. >Whatever she remembered, it made the plan even sweeter to finish.
  233. >You could practically taste it and you’re not gonna stop until you get a bite of the main course.
  234. >These food analogies are starting to make you hungry.
  235. >Thankfully your dinner was almost done cooking.
  236. >Dishing the proper portion, you gazed at your masterpiece of a dinner.
  237. >Baked Garlic Parmesan Chicken with cheesy penne pasta and broccoli.
  238. >One of the best meals you've made to this day.
  239. >Taking the time to cut up your meal, you heard the news jingle that signaled that there was an emergency of some sort.
  240. “The one time I didn't want to the news to happen,” you grumbled, walking into the living room to see the news anchor on the TV.
  241. > “Breaking news. We received word from the local authorities that a bank is being robbed as we speak,” the new anchor explained, looking at the camera with a forced smile.
  242. >The image changed to a simple looking bank with police cruisers forming a barrier around it.
  243. >You ate your dinner while watching the show unfold.
  244. >It didn’t take long for a bunch of robbers being flung out the entrance doors, one by one.
  245. >The next to exit the bank was obviously  Spider-Woman, aka your girlfriend Sunset.
  246. >It was the way she exited was surprisingly funny as she moonwalked towards the downed robbers.
  247. >Once she was within a couple of feet near the robber pile, Spider-Woman spun around twice then grabbed her crotch in the process.
  248. >It took all your willpower to keep yourself from laughing while you ate.
  249. >With her impression of a dead king of pop done, one of the robbers got up and pulled out a knife.
  250. > “That’s it? A wittle knife against me?” Spider-Woman mocked, swaying from side to side while pointing at the weapon.
  251. >The robber, in his infinite knowledge, leaped at Spider-Woman with the knife raised.
  252. >Spider-Woman just stood there all relaxed and drunk as the robber got closer and closer to her.
  253. >Suddenly the robber was thrown away from her by a very unlikely person.
  254. >Psylocke in her blue unitard like outfit and katana strapped to her waist.
  255. “Wasn’t expecting that,” you confessed, taking another bite of chicken.
  256. >The once defeated villain unleashed a barrage of energy blasts, hitting each robber and knocking them out.
  257. > “Woooooo. Girl Power,” Spider-Woman cheered, jumping up and down as her assets drew your attention.
  258. >Guess Sunset doesn't wear bras under her suit.
  259. >Good to know.
  260. >After her little cheer, Spider-Woman rushed over to Psylocke and hugged her from behind.
  261. >Her hands landing on Psylocke’s chest causing said woman to blush.
  262. > “Could you lower your hands, Spider-Woman?” Psylocke questioned, her blush getting more clear as time went on. “It's getting a bit annoying you fucking tease.”
  263. > “But this is how Girl Power says hello to its members,” Spider-Woman gushed, groping the breasts with vigor.
  264. >This was getting a bit unusual as you began to wonder if Sunset was bisexual or not or if it was the beer she drinks.
  265. >One of Spider-Woman’s hands lets go of Psylocke while sliding down her body, towards her hip and slaps it.
  266. >You decided not to question Sunset’s sexuality anymore.
  267. >Too much of a headache.
  268. > “But I'm not a member of, um, Girl Power,” Psylocke stuttered, trying to break free of Spider-Woman’s grasp.
  269. >This was looking very familiar to you as Spider-Woman squeezed Psylocke a little too tight.
  270. > “If you’re not a part of Girl Power,” Spider-Woman began, flipping her captive onto her knees.
  271. > “THEN IT MEANS YOU’RE AGAINST ME,” Spider-Woman yelled, slapping Psylocke’s ass.
  272. >This was the exact same thing that happened the other night, except Spider-Woman was doing the slapping while Psylocke begged for more.
  273. >This went on for awhile as Spider-Woman went from slapping the ass to using it like a bongo.
  274. > “I don’t blame you for trying to sneak into my club. It's just natural that you want to join the best thing in the world. I would do the same thing in your shoes and I did when i was a wee lass. But that’s in the past, now we need to commence your initiation,” Spider-Woman slurred, pulling out her cellphone and dialing a number.
  275. >You watch as Spider-Woman sat there with a moaning girl in her lap while she had a phone in her hand.
  276. >That painted quiet the image in your head, but you couldn’t understand what you were seeing.
  277. >Spider-Woman didn’t have to wait long as the person on the other end yelled, “HHHHHIIIIIIII.”
  278. > “HEEEEYYY, I need your help to bring a new member to our group,” Spider-Woman slurred, sitting like nothing was wrong or out of the ordinary.
  279. >In the very next second, Filli Second, aka Pinkie Pie, zoomed onto the scene with a drunken smile on her face.
  280. > “What’cha need, Spidey?” Filli wondered, “Does it involve this meanie?”
  281. > “She wants to join us and not be a meanie anymore. We need…. The Stuff,” Spider-Woman mentioned, leaning forward a little bit.
  282. >Filli gave Spider-Woman a sloppy salute while her friend stood up with Psylocke in her arms.
  283. > “Got it. TO THE STORE,” Fili yelled dramatically, posing like a cheezy hero.
  284. >The group ran and webswinged away as the image returns to the news reporter, causing you to turn off the TV.
  285. >With that out of the way, you started to walk back to the kitchen to clean up when you heard someone knocking on the door.
  286. >You made a uturn, wondering who could that be at a time like this.
  287. >Once you reached the door, you opened it ready to tell the person that you weren’t interested in what they were selling.
  288. >It happened too fast as you found yourself looking at the ceiling with someone laying on your body.
  289. >Looking down, you saw that your attacker was Filli Second, Spider-Woman and Psylocke.
  290. >All of whom were drunk from what you could tell.
  291. > “Sleepytime,” the three girls muttered, snuggling into you.
  292. >Spider-Woman used her web to close the door as they all feel asleep.
  295. >You’re Anon at the moment and you can still feel some pain in your cheek.
  296. >The reason why your cheek hurts is that one of your guests wike up and saw where they were.
  297. >No it wasn't Pinkie
  298. >When she saw the damage, she decided you needed healing cuddles for some reason.
  299. >It did feel nice and made you feel better.
  300. >It was your other guest, Psylocke, that caused you this pain.
  301. >The moment she woke up, she's been doing nothing but ranting, complaining or just insulting you while introducing herself as Sour Sweet
  302. > “I thought what we had was special,” Sour cried, a few tears running down her face.
  303. > “That was the beer talking. I swear,” Sunset explained, tried to while pulling her hair crazily.
  304. “Answer carefully or else you won't get the best ending,” you chuckled, chopping a couple of peppers.
  305. > “You’re not helping,” Sunset groaned, glaring at you.
  306. > “Is breakfast almost ready, Anon,” Pinkie wondered, giving you a happy smile as her stomach grumbled.
  307. “Just another minute or two,” you commented calmly, getting the last few ingredients to finish the omelets.
  308. >You’ve had to deal with some much crazy in the last year or so that nothing really fazes you anymore.
  309. >That made you wonder if you should see a therapist or something.
  310. >Pushing those thoughts aside, you put the finishing touches on everyone's meal and started to place them in front of everyone.
  311. > “Just leave this scrawny shrimp. I can do things that you wouldn't believe,” Sour gushed, looking at the food in front of her cautiously.
  312. > “I'm not leaving him just because you know a few things,” Sunset groaned, putting her head in her hands as you set the food below her.
  313. >In an instant Sunset grabbed her fork and started to eat.
  314. >When you got to Pinkie, she happily took the plate out of your hands while giving you a kiss on the cheek as thanks.
  315. >Shrugging your shoulders, you grab your own plate and start to eat while looking at everyone's reaction.
  316. >Pinkie and Sunset seemed have blissful expressions on their faces, but Sour was looking at the food in confusion.
  317. “It's not gonna bite,” you smirked, watching your guest cut a small piece of the omelet and take a bite.
  318. >Sour’s eyes went wide once the food touched her tongue as the next moment she started to eat like Sunset and Pinkie.
  319. >After a couple of minutes, everyone finished devouring the food as you got up and started to clean up.
  320. > “So that's how you got her,” Sour implied, looking at you.
  321. “Maybe,” you guessed, not really paying attention to this craziness.
  322. > “Then that means you’re my rival,” Sour pointed out, doing a weird pose.
  323. >You couldn’t say anything while trying to figure out what she meant.
  324. > “It all makes sense. You're basically a culinary master, tempting my Spider-Woman with your delicious food and into your clutches. Well two can play this game. I won't rest until I know all your secrets and then I'll sweep sweep Sunset off her feet as you watch in despair,” Sour declared, grabbing the few things she had on her, “You'll see.”
  325. >She left through the front door leaving a horrified Sunset and a giggling Pinkie in her wake.
  326. >You on the other hand.
  327. “Did i trigger an event flag for your ship or mine,” you smirked, looking at Sunset.
  328. >You were enjoying this more than you should.
  332. >Be Anon cause who else would you be.
  333. >It’s been three days since the sleepover and right now you’re in an interesting predicament.
  334. >After Sour made you her rival of love, she started to watch both Sunset and yourself.
  335. >It made sense to watch Sunset, but watching you made no sense.
  336. >You asked Sour about this when you found her, spying from the other room and got a simple response.
  337. > “If I'm gonna win over my Spider-Woman, then i need to know how you ensnared her,” she explained when you asked, “I also need to know how you make such delicious meals.”
  338. >With that said, you told Sour to get in the kitchen if she wanted to learn a few things.
  339. >Now she was coming by for dinner everyday to learn how to cook.
  340. >If you were honest with yourself, Sour wasn't half bad.
  341. >She just needed a few pointers and a little bit of advice on certain things.
  342. >Right now you were showing her the right way to make Weeknight Pepper Steak with rice.
  343. “Make sure you measure all the ingredients correctly,” you instructed, washing a cutting board and a few knives.
  344. > “Got it, Anon,” Sour cheered, following your advice, “Would never guessed that, Einstein.”
  345. >You nod and go back to cleaning as you’ve gotten use to her personality.
  346. >Just as you were putting the last utensil in the drying rack, you heard silverware clatter.
  347. >Turning around, you saw a knife sticking out of the cutting board.
  348. “Got a bit frustrated?” you inquired, mentally noting to get a new cutting board.
  349. > “No,” Sour snarled before calming down and saying, “Yes.”
  350. >Luckily you were prepared for this as you walked towards the cupboard and pull out another cutting board.
  351. >You had to get a few since Sunset tried to cook a few dishes.
  352. >They came out good, but most of the cooking utensils were damaged beyond repair.
  353. >You even saw that Sour was cutting the ingredients a bit too big.
  354. >Taking the old cutting board and placing the new one on the counter, you motioned for Sour to stand in front of it.
  355. >Walking behind her, you grab Sour’s hand and made her grab the knife.
  356. “You need to cut them smaller,” you stated, making her cut smaller portions.
  357. >Letting go of her hand, you moved away from her and watched her.
  358. >She started to cut the ingredients smaller while blushing slightly, but that wasn’t important.
  359. >Once you threw the destroyed cutting board away, you walked towards Sour’s side to see how she was doing and you could say she was doing great.
  360. “Looking good. Let’s continue before it gets late,” you commented, letting her finish up.
  361. >After the preparations were done, you instructed her to combine the right ingredients at the right time and let the meal cook.
  362. >Twenty minutes later, you and your apprentice/rival were sitting at the table and eating the meal you prepared.
  363. >Cutting off a piece and eating it, you gave her your honest opinion.
  364. “Acceptable,” you praised, taking another bite.
  365. > “You’re damn right it’s acceptable,” Sour gloated, feeling superior as she ate her own food.
  366. >Seeing her happy like this made you chuckle slightly.
  367. >When dinner was finished, you collected the plates and silverware and put them in the dishwasher to clean them.
  368. “If you’re up to it, I can show you some other things tomorrow,” you offered, not paying any attention to your guest.
  369. > “Not afraid that I’ll steal your girlfriend like this?” Sour wondered, walking around behind you for some reason.
  370. >You had to stop and think about her question.
  371. >It didn’t take you long to get an answer.
  372. “I’m not afraid cause I know you won’t do that. Not until you have everything you need to win and you want a legit win. That’s something I can respect,” you informed, getting back to washing the dishes.
  373. > “Aww that’s so sweet of you to say,” Sour gushed, “Doesn’t mean you’re not a moron.”
  374. “True. Just give me a call if you want to learn a thing or two about cooking,” you chuckled, finishing your cleaning and turning to see your guest standing in the doorway.
  375. “Like I’ll do that, moron,” Sour grumbled, “But I’ll be back for another lesson, teach. Anyways I need to go, toodles.”
  376. >Sour then left your home, leaving you alone to do whatever.
  377. >Taking a brief moment to think of what to do, you decided to watch a bit of TV.
  378. >Walking into the living room, you took a seat on the couch and grabbed the remote.
  379. “Wonder what Sunset is doing?” you asked curiously, turning on the TV.
  380. >The very next moment, you were greeted with the familiar jingle of a news report.
  381. >The news report said their name, which you didn’t care about and that it was breaking news about Spider-Woman.
  382. “At least I’ll get an answer to my question,” you admitted, waiting to see what kind of mischief Sunset got into.
  383. >The reporter shows a video clip of Spider-Woman with the villains Vertigo, Silver Sable and Iron Maiden with their arms over each other’s shoulders.
  384. > “Na na na na. Na na na na hey hey goodbye,” the four sang, swaying from side to side.
  385. >That alone made you chuckle.
  386. >Only Sunset could get drunk ad befriend a few enemies.
  387. >Spider-Woman stopped her walk and turned to look at the wall.
  388. >In the next moment, she began to move her hands in every direction while shooting webs at the wall.
  389. >After a little while of Spider-Woman looking like she's trying to swat a fly, she stopped and started to giggle.
  390. >The camera moved to show that Spider-woman did some web graffiti on the wall.
  391. >On the wall was that crazy Jameson person getting a wedgie from a spider.
  392. >Spider-Woman even had the words “Spider-Woman and Girl Power Rulez” under the the graffiti.
  393. >You started to chuckle as Sunset and her posse danced like cheerleaders.
  394. > “This is the best day ever next to the time were my boyfriend made me a quivering mess,” Spider-Woman slurred, hugging herself.
  395. >At that point, you stopped laughing while placing your face in your hands.
  396. >The video was edited as every word Sunset said was bleeped while the other three girls listened with bated breath.
  397. > “You mean he does that,” Vertigo stammered, removing her pink headphones from her ears in shock.
  398. >Spider-Woman continued to tell them all her sexual exploits as the girl’s eyes went wide.
  399. > “Dude, that’s awesome. Wish I could get some of that,” Silver Sable admitted, blowing some of her blue hair out of her face.
  400. > “I sure we all want that, dear. It’s been awhile since any of us received any,” Iron Maiden confessed, typing something on her arm computer.
  401. >They began to discuss their love lives, but Spider-Woman seemed to be looking at something you couldn’t see.
  402. >Or she could be just spacing out.
  403. > “I’ve got an idea,” Spider-Woman exclaimed, getting everyone’s attention, “Let’s go talk to my cutie of a boyfriend.”
  404. >The others looked at her for a few moments and began to smile.
  405. > “Might as well since I can use a good workout,” Silver Sable agreed, flipping a knife in her hand.
  406. > “I would be nice, dear,” Iron Maiden admitted, typing a few more things.
  407. > “Yes. Let’s go meet your boytoy and get fucked beyond belief,” Vertigo yelled, jumping excitedly.
  408. >Spider-Woman looked at the last villain while tilting her head.
  409. > “I meant that we go and talk to him. Maybe have him coach or give you a therapy session,” Spider-Woman confessed, looking at all the villains.
  410. >You let out a sigh at Sunset’s quick thinking.
  411. > “But that sounds like a great idea,” Spider-Woman cheered, giving Vertigo a high five.
  412. >The video ended as the foursome left for parts unknown as you got up to prepare for Sunset’s arrival.
  413. >There’s no way she’s surprising you with this.
  417. >Be Anon and you can’t believe that you can still walk after last night.
  418. “Ow. Ow,” you groaned, walking into the next room.
  419. >Granted you still felt a little numb from the waist down, but otherwise you’re fine.
  420. >Once Sunset and her new posse got home, they demanded sex at that very moment.
  421. >You tried to persuade them to just go to sleep and you’ll talk about it in the morning.
  422. >They responded with you sleeping on the couch with a few broken bones.
  423. >With an argument like that, you couldn’t refuse.
  424. >Luckily the two of the three girls were knocked out after you gave them the oral, finger and teasing treatment.
  425. >The last one, Silver Sable, ask for a crazy threesome position that you sure was banned in five countries.
  426. >When you thought it was over, Vertigo and Iron Maiden demanded their own turn and you gave it to them.
  427. >With the girls passed out from a combination of sex and beer, you were able to relax and fall asleep yourself.
  428. >After waking up and trying to get to your feet, you started to make breakfast for everyone.
  429. >Once the girls woke up, they saw the spread of food and started to chow down on everything.
  430. >During breakfast, you were able to get the three to introduce themselves.
  431. >Vertigo’s real name was Lemon Zest, Rival DJ to Vinyl Scratch.
  432. >Silver Sable was Indigo Zap, professional assassin and soccer player.
  433. >And Iron Maiden was Sunny Flare, CEO of Flare Industries.
  434. >After they devoured the food, the three girls talked to you and Sunset for a bit before they had to leave.
  435. >They even gave you their phone numbers in case Sunset wanted to do a threesome or something.
  436. >At that point, Sunset was blushing while holding her phone.
  437. >You couldn’t tell if she was embarrassed or aroused, but you settled on thinking it was both.
  438. >This wasn't the first time she had a threesome and it certainly wasn't the last time.
  439. >All that happened five hours ago.
  440. >Now you were doing your job, cooking meals at a fancy restaurant.
  441. >You were thankful to be out of the house since you've been feeling trapped in your home.
  442. >You were just finishing a meal when you felt someone tapping your shoulder.
  443. >Turning around,  you saw that it was your boss, Gustave le Grand.
  444. > “It’s time for your lunch break, Anon,” your boss informed, pointing at the clock on the wall.
  445. “Got it,” you replied, walking out of the kitchen and into the alleyway.
  446. >You took a seat on the plastic patio chair they kept in the back and just relaxed for a bit.
  447. >It was nice just to sit down and not worry about cooking, your plan or anything else for a short while.
  448. >Suddenly, you felt the air leave your lungs as you were hoisted in the air.
  449. >This confused you, watching the restaurant getting farther away from you while something wrapped around your waist.
  450. >Looking down, you saw a familiar red and blue suit with a spider symbol on it.
  451. >Sighing, you didn’t say anything as Sunset, wearing her spider suit, web swinged through the area.
  452. >A moment later, she landed on the roof of a building and let you go.
  453. “What’re you doing Sunset?” you wondered, eyebrow rising slightly as you dusted yourself off.
  454. > “Can’t I spend a little time with my boyfriend and have a nice lunch with him,” Sunset answered, walking towards a plastic table with some food on it.
  455. “Sure you can. I just wish you could have just done it without kidnapping me,” you responded, looking at Sunset’s sway ass.
  456. >Damn those hips.
  457. >You quickly snapped yourself back to reality and made your way to the table and took a seat on the metal bench.
  458. >The moment your ass touched the bench, Sunset sat down next to you.
  459. > “Let’s dig in,” Sunset cheered, taking off her mask and grabbing a fork.
  460. >You also grabbed a fork and started to eat.
  461. >A few minutes later, you finished the simple meal as Sunset let out a content sigh.
  462. “So what’s the real reason for all of this?” you wondered, looking at your superhero girlfriend.
  463. > “What do you mean? Can’t I do this every now and then?” Sunset inquired, smiling a bit nervously.
  464. >You gave her a somewhat stern glare causing her to look away.
  465. >It always came down to this whenever she was hiding something.
  466. > “Will I did want to do this since it’s been awhile,” Sunset explained, looking you in the eyes.
  467. >You continued to give her the stern glare as she sighed.
  468. > “I wanted to do this to make up for what’s been happening for the last two weeks,” Sunset confessed, looking at the ground.
  469. “You mean coming home drunk, bringing a bunch of guests and that orgy we had,” you guessed, getting a faint idea of what she’s trying to say.
  470. > “Well maybe not the last one,” Sunset admitted, playing with a strand of hair.
  471. >You nodded at that, slightly admitting that you enjoyed that as well and you're glad Sunset did as well.
  472. > “But I wanted to show you just how sorry I am since you have to deal with me,” Sunset muttered, looking at her tightly suited lap.
  473. >With a shake of your head, you wrap your arms around Sunset while bringing her onto your lap.
  474. >She grew tense, but relaxed a moment later.
  475. “Don’t be sorry, Sunset. I knew what I was getting into when we started to date,” you explained, holding her close to you as she nuzzled your chest.
  476. > “You knew we would get into threesomes with drunk heroes and villains,” Sunset teased, wrapping her arms around you.
  477. >That made you laugh while stroking her silky hair.
  478. “I can assure you that i wasn't expecting that. I just knew my life would never be normal and I'll never regret it,” you claimed, making Sunset giggle.
  479. >This felt like one of those moments you see in TV or movies and knowing your luck…
  480. > “SSSSPPPIIIIDDDEEEERRRR-WWWWOOOMMMAAAANNNN,” a very familiar voice yelled.
  481. >Something was gonna interrupt the moment.
  482. >Both Sunset and yourself turned to see Psylocke on the other side of the roof, panting like a dog.
  483. >She must have been running or something to get here.
  484. > “I finally found you two,” Psylocke panted, walking slowly towards you.
  485. >It took her a good thirty seconds, but she was able to take a seat on the bench.
  486. > “Just give me a moment,” Psylocke groaned, relaxing into the bench.
  487. >You took out your phone to see that you needed to get back to work soon.
  488. >Lunch break was almost over.
  489. “I need to get back to work,” you informed, getting the girls’ attention.
  490. > “Hold on. I'll get you there in a bit,” Sunset commanded, grabbing you by the waist.
  491. >She started to web swing away as Psylocke yelled, “Motherfucker.”
  494. “Ok, explain to me what happened?” you inquired, rubbing your temples with your thumbs.
  495. >You’re Anon and right now you feel like slapping Sunset upside the head.
  496. > “I already told you what happened, Anon,” Sunset mumbled.
  497. “I know you did, but I need to know if I heard you correctly,” you explained, kneeling down and pulling some rope from under the bed.
  498. >With the rope in your hands, you started to tie a few knots together.
  499. > “I told you that this girl, with underwear outside of her body suit, started to say something about fighting me. Anyways she called herself The Exterminator and began a little monolog and started to say some bug squashing puns,” Sunset giggled.
  500. “Really? You find that funny?” you asked dryly, looking up at your girlfriend.
  501. >Sunset started to laugh and wiggle around the bed.
  502. > “You should have heard her. ‘You’re beginning to bug me, Spider-Bitch’ and ‘It's time to introduce you to your worst nightmare. The Gas.’ She was hilariously horrible,” Sunset laughed.
  503. >Shaking your head, you grabbed Sunset’s arms and held them over her head.
  504. >After a few minutes, you were able to step back and look at your handiwork which was Sunset tied to the bed.
  505. >It's times like that two questions pop into your head.
  506. >Are you lucky or unlucky to be dating/living with Sunset?
  507. >And is this all worth it?
  508. >Looking at your tied up girlfriend, your gaze slowly travels down her body.
  509. >You take in every inch of her as you memorize her shapely body, child bearing hips and her perky chest.
  510. >That's when you had your answer to both of your questions.
  511. >Damn her sexy body.
  512. “So this Exterminator did what exactly,” you motioned, wanting to know more.
  513. > “She used a gas that was suppose to kill me, but it didn't. Beat that,” Sunset slurred, trying to free herself.
  514. >That meant it basically poisoned and drugged her if this was any indication.
  515. >That and the few times she threw up in the last hour.
  516. “Okay. We can't  take you to a doctor so we'll see if we can wait it out,” you assured, patting Sunset’s head as she tried to nuzzle it.
  517. > “Does this mean you’re Doctor Anon or Master Anon,” Sunset giggled, not even looking at you.
  518. “We'll play those games once your better,” you sighed, walking out the room as she groaned.
  519. >You entered the kitchen to get some aspirin or something when you heard a loud tapping.
  520. >Looking towards the living room window, you saw Sour Sweet waving at you.
  521. “Gonna be one of those days. I just know it,” you muttered, walking towards the window and holding out your hand.
  522. >Without any hesitation, Sour took your hand as you helped her inside.
  523. > “Thanks,” Sour sneered, dusting off her Psylocke outfit.
  524. “No problem, but i can't teach you anything today,” you replied, rolling your eyes at her greeting.
  525. >She looked ready to complain when a loud whine was heard from the other room.
  526. >You ran into the next room, with Sour following, to see Sunset thrashing around causing the bed to creak.
  527. “Shit,” you muttered, getting on Sunset’s side and trying to hold her down.
  528. >Grabbing her arm, you tried
  529. >Sunset seemed to calm down slightly, but was still moving around a bit.
  530. “A little help would be nice, Sour,” you growled, tying her hands back together as the knots come undone.
  531. >It seemed Sour got the hint as she got on Sunset’s other side and began hugging her.
  532. > “Shhhh. Calm down and relax. Everything will be fine,” Sour whispered, holding Sunset tight.
  533. >The knots was finished a moment later and you let out a sigh of relief.
  534. >That sigh turned into a yell the moment you felt something sharp clamp on your hand.
  535. “OWWW. Bad Sunset. No biting,” you muttered angrily, trying to shake your hand free.
  536. >Luckily you were able to get her to release your hand with the help of Sour.
  537. >All she did was force Sunset’s mouth open to let your hand go.
  538. >Glaring at the drugged up Sunset, you reached under the bed and pulled out a plastic cone.
  539. > “What’re gonna do with that?” Sour wondered, making sure Sunset doesn’t try to bite her.
  540. >Instead of answering her, you show Sour by wrapping the cone around Sunset’s neck and making sure it’s secured.
  541. > “Why do you have that thing?” Sour inquired, “Is it a disgusting fetish you have?”
  542. >You looked at your arm to see what the damage was.
  543. >Surprisingly she was able to break the skin, but nothing else besides that.
  544. “We have that just incase something weird or stupid happens. Right now it’s both,” you explained, walking out of the room the get a bandage.
  545. >While entering the bathroom, you remembered that Sunset said that a radioactive spider bite gave her powers.
  546. >Before wrapping your hand, you grabbed the disinfectant and began to apply some of it on your wound.
  547. >You hope you get crazy powers or end up looking like Sunset because of this bite.
  548. > “Anon, Sunset wants cuddles,” Sour yelled.
  549. “Then cuddle her,” you answered back.
  550. > “She wants the both of us to cuddle her,” Sour yelled.
  551. >Shaking your head, you finished dressing your wound and walk back to the bedroom.
  555. >Be Anon and right now you’re relaxing after dealing with a drugged Sunset for two days.
  556. >It was a challenge to keep her in that bedroom.
  557. >She got free at one point and got a hankering for tiger meat or was it loin meat.
  558. >Point is that Sunset wanted to dine and dash at the local zoo and that wasn’t a good thing.
  559. >Luckily Sour was able to help you stop her.
  560. >Once you and Sour were able to drag Sunset back home, you tied her up with your backup restraints.
  561. >Should have used them first, but what’s done is done.
  562. >Now that Sunset isn’t drugged anymore, life can go back to normal.
  563. “A now for a moment of peace,” you praised, leaning back in your chair and sipping your hot chocolate.
  564. >The very next moment, the news jingle came from the TV.
  565. > “We interrupt our currently scheduled program for breaking news. I’m Pixel Pizzaz and I’m here to report the news. We just got news that Spider-Woman has been sighted once more,” a new reporter announced, the camera showing a fairly attractive woman with blue hair in pigtails.
  566. “And the moment has passed,” you groaned, putting down your drink and grabbed the remote.
  567. >While you had enough to make the video, it doesn’t hurt to have a few more scenes.
  568. >The video changes to show Spider-woman web swinging around a gazebo, but she wasn’t alone.
  569. >Swinging with her was another woman in a red bodysuit with a tight blue hoodie.
  570. >That was Scarlet Spider, one of Spider-Woman’s partners.
  571. >Unknown to nearly everyone, Scarlet Spider was a woman named Evening Gleam and she was Sunset’s clone.
  572. >She looked exactly like Sunset, but there were a few key differences.
  573. >Mainly Evening had shorter hair and was more aggressive than Sunset.
  574. >When you were told this, you almost called her a liar that there’s no way that clones could exist.
  575. >To prove their point, Evening show you her organic web shooters which you knew were impossible to have.
  576. >You instantly believed them since the chances of a twin getting the same exact powers were near impossible.
  577. “This isn’t gonna end well,” you sighed, debating on whether or not to record the video.
  578. >After a small mental argument, you decided to just record the video and see what happens.
  579. >You don’t have to use the video if it goes south.
  580. >Anyways the two spider heroes continued to use the gazebo as a swinging carousel.
  581. > “WEEEEEEE,” they cheered.
  582. >And they were enjoying themselves.
  583. > “We’re queens of the world,” Spider-Woman yelled, letting go of her web ad launching herself towards a tree.
  584. >It looked like she was gonna hit the tree, but was able to grab a branch at the last moment.
  585. >Scarlet Spider released her hold on her web and crashed into Spider-Woman, sending them tumbling to the soft ground in a fit of giggles.
  586. “At least they’re having fun,” you chuckled, watching them stumble to their feet.
  587. >You watched as they made their way towards an open area of the park just as a blue haired woman landed in front of them.
  588. >The person in front of the spider heroes was wearing a black bodysuit with a fur swimsuit, leg warmers and a soft looking tail.
  589. > “Hi Spideys,” the new woman cheered, waving at them.
  590. > “Hi Squirrel Girl,” Spider-Woman slurred, giving the squirrel themed hero a big hug.
  591. >Scarlet Spider fell to the ground and tried to shoot webs in any direction.
  592. > “Why can’t I touch anything?” Scarlet Spider wondered, flailing around.
  593. >Squirrel Girl looked at the fallen hero and just shrugged.
  594. > “What’cha doin?” Squirrel Girl asked, being released and set back on the ground.
  595. > “Having fun, humiliating bad girls and getting new members for Girl Power,” Spider-Woman declared, raising her fists into the air in celebration.
  596. >That sentence alone made you wonder why Sunset was set on making this group.
  597. >You couldn’t remember anything that would explain her fascination with making a group.
  598. >Turning your attention back to the TV, you watched as Squirrel Girl bounce around Spider-Woman.
  599. > “Please let me join. Please please pretty please,” Squirrel girl begged, grabbing Spider-Woman’s arms.
  600. >Said hero looked at the girl questioningly.
  601. >Well as much as a person wearing a mask can look like.
  602. > “Sure,” Spider-Woman answered, swaying side to side.
  603. > “For realsies? Yay,” Squirrel Girl cheered, letting go of Spider-Woman and picking up Scarlet Spider.
  604. >Scarlet Spider groaned loudly as Squirrel Girl started to dance with her.
  605. >That caused you and Spider-Woman to laugh at how ridiculous the scene was.
  606. >This went on for awhile before Scarlet Spider was released from the younger hero’s grip.
  607. > “I’ve got a great idea. Let’s raid Doom’s castle and steal his stuff,” Squirrel Girl suggested.
  608. “What? No,” you groaned, registering what she said.
  609. > “Do it,” Spider-Woman giggled.
  610. > “Do it,” Scarlet Spider slurred, getting up on shaky legs.
  611. > “Doing it. Let’s get going and fast. I want to be home in time to show Dagi what I got,” Squirrel Girl announced, running off towards wherever.
  612. >Spider-Woman shot a web and started to swing away with Scarlet Spider following her.
  613. >The video ends once Pixel appears back on screen saying a few other things.
  614. >You didn’t hear any of this as you leapt from your seat and rushed out the door, locking it.
  615. >It didn’t take long for you to reach your car and pull out your phone.
  616. >Once you were in your car, you instantly speed dialed a number.
  617. >Luckily it only took a couple of seconds before the person picked up.
  618. > “Hello?” the voice asked.
  619. “Hey Sour. I need your help and fast. Sunset’s about to try and get into Doom’s castle. We need to stop her pronto,” you explained, starting your car and driving down the road.
  620. > “I'll meet you at the park in two minutes. You got a way to track her?” Sour inquired, something rustling on the other side of the line.
  621. >Must be changing or something.
  622. “I got something, don't worry. Just get there asap,” you groaned, speeding past a cargo truck.
  623. > “Got it asshole. You don't have to repeat yourself like a jackass,” Sour growled. “See you in a bit, Anon,” she gushed, hanging up on the other end.
  624. >With that in mind, you high tailed it to the park too stop your girlfriend.
  627. “Look I only need it for a few hours,” you stressed, standing in front of a screen while rubbing your temples.
  628. >You could feel Sour squeeze your shoulder comfortingly, trying to calm you down.
  629. >It worked somewhat since you felt some tension leave you.
  630. “I know it’s a military grade aircraft, but this is an emergency Celestia,” you said, sitting down in your seat while trying to relax.
  631. > “Could you explain why you need it then?” Celestia, director of S.H.I.E.L.D., asked sternly from the other side of the screen. “And can you explain why do you have Psylocke, Songbird and a few others with you?”
  632. >You turned to see said group looking at you while waving cheerfully.
  633. >All except Songbird, aka Sugarcoat from what you heard, who just nodded respectfully.
  634. “They’re here because of the emergency,” you explained simply as if you were commenting on the weather outside.
  635. >Truthfully they were here to help you according to Sour.
  636. >She thought that having some extra eyes, hands and muscles might help in bringing Sunset back.
  637. >You'll admit that it sounded like a good idea at the moment and it was possible to stop Sunset before she got to Doom Castle.
  638. >There was just a small problem though.
  639. >For some unexplainable reason, Sunset and Evening somehow were able to get their hands on a small two person plane and fly off.
  640. >Which is why you're asking the director of S.H.I.E.L.D for a favor, inside one of the S.H.I.E.L.D aircrafts.
  641. > “And the emergency?” Celestia inquired seriously, her eyes narrowing a faction while resting her chin on her arms.
  642. >This was the moment you were dreading.
  643. >Whether or not to tell her the truth or lie your ass off.
  644. > “We need to stop Spider-Woman from starting World War three at Doom’s Castle,” Lemon prattled happily from her seat behind you.
  645. >Well lying your ass off was out the window so you might as well just tell Celestia.
  646. “Long story short. Sunset is drunk and about to rob Doom blind with Scarlet Spider and Squirrel Girl,” you confessed pathetically, taking a deep breathe to calm down.
  647. >You waited a moment for Celestia to call you out on that and tell you to get lost.
  648. >But it never came as she let out loud sigh.
  649. > “I'm gonna regret this, but I'll allow this just this once,” Celestia said, glaring at you. “And you will owe me, Anon.”
  650. >You nodded submissively just to get going when Indigo jumped up from her seat and pointed at the screen.
  651. > “That’s not fair. Shouldn't this be a “scratch your back, you scratch mine” kind of deals?” Indigo questioned dramatically, looking ready to fight the screen if she needed to.
  652. > “Anon wants to use a S.H.I.E.L.D aircraft to stop his drunk girlfriend, clone and our secret weapon before they can do any damage to one person. Said person being Doom who has almost every villain on speed dial and willing to go to war with us,” Celestia finished flatly, causing the girl to sit back down bashfully. “Also i had to do damage control on some of Sunset’s misadventures that I'd rather not say. With all that said, owing a simple favor shouldn't be the worst thing to happen.”
  653. >She does have a point all things considered.
  654. >You’ve seen what happened with Fluttershy when she was drunk.
  655. >The college needed a new gym built the next day.
  656. “What do you want,” you demanded desperately, hoping that this wasn't gonna be something idiotic or hard.
  657. > “I want you to cater a lunching for the heroes and myself next weekend,” Celestia stated happily, leaning back into her chair.
  658. “Deal. Just send me a list and I'll make it,” you informed, feeling your eye twitch.
  659. >You couldn’t help it since that request was tame by many standards.
  660. >What annoyed you was that the director wanted to play her mind games on you.
  661. > “Wonderful. I'll send you everything and you'll be there in no time. Good luck, Anon” Celestia cheered, waving happily before the video feed shut off.
  662. >The next moment, you heard the engines came to life with a loud roar as you felt some turbulence.
  663. > “By the way Anon. What was that about a clone and a secret weapon,” Sunny asked curiously, strapping herself into her seat.
  664. > “That was something I want to know as well. Does Sunset have a weapon on her or something,” Sugarcoat inquired, not looking that interested.
  665. >The others seemed interested as well from their vigorous nodding.
  666. “I'll tell you, but get comfortable cause it's gonna take a while to explain,” you began, clearing your throat to tell them a few tales. “I'll try to skip over any stupid and unimportant parts if I can.”
  669. >It didn’t take long for the flight to end just as you put the close to your own story.
  670. >Actually it took about two hours to get there.
  671. >Once the aircraft landed, you and the girls all left the aircraft and began to walk towards Doom Castle.
  672. > “I can’t believe that happened,” Indigo said, her eyes slightly wide.
  673. > “She really has a clone who works with her,” Sugarcoat muttered.
  674. “It wasn’t that bad,” you admitted, zipping up your coat to stop the cold wind
  675. >You and the girls were on a snowy mountain range trying to save your drunk super girlfriend.
  676. >Not what you were expecting to do today, but it’s something you have to do.
  677. >Plus there’s no way you’re gonna let Sunset start a war because she was drunk.
  678. > “I still can’t believe Doom lost to Squirrel Girl,” Lemon laughed, clutching her stomach while leaning on Sunny.
  679. > “It was amusing to hear, but did you have to tell us the parts about the bedroom attack or the clone war thing?” Sunny inquired, making sure Lemon doesn’t face plant in the snow.
  680. “It’s called world building, Sunny. Now let’s get going,” you yelled, walking ahead of the group.
  681. >Everyone was running after you, even a couple passing you, ready to rescue your girlfriend.
  682. >Thankfully Celestia was able to tell the location of the castle which was the easy part of your journey.
  683. >The hard part was actually finding a way inside said castle.
  684. > “Anon,” Sour called.
  685. >It’s gonna be tough that much is for sure, but with the girls it should be a bit easier.
  686. > “Anon,” Sour called once more, grabbing your shoulder.
  687. >And you need to figure out what to do once you find Sunset besides knocking her out.
  688. > “ANON!” Sour screamed, shaking you violently and breaking you from your thoughts.
  689. “What?” you asked, trying to stop her.
  690. >A moment later, she drags you to a ledge and points at something in the distance.
  691. >Looking at where Sour was pointing, you saw a snow covered castle there with a wrecked plane in front of it.
  692. >You could even see that the gate was open with a couple of bodies slumped against the door.
  693. >The girls ran towards the entrance with you following behind them.
  694. >After entering the castle you looked for any sign that would point to Sunset.
  695. >Unfortunately the place looked as if Hurricane Shimmer didn’t even touch the place.
  696. >This didn’t bode well with you.
  697. “Can any of you see anything that looks like Sunset and the others were here,” you wondered, looking around the entrance.
  698. > “Nothing done here,” Indigo observed, looking down one hallway with Sunny.
  699. > “Same,” Lemon yelled, looking at the other hallway with Sugarcoat.
  700. >Sour shakes her head negatively, indicating that she couldn’t tell either.
  701. “Why can’t this be easy?” you muttered angrily, “So any ideas on what to do? All I got is that we split up.”
  702. >The girls were trying to come up with their own ideas, but didn’t say anything.
  703. > “Might be the best plan we got,” Sour chuckled awkwardly, the others agreeing reluctantly.
  704. “That’s what I was afraid of,” you admitted, letting your shoulders sag.
  705. >Someone walked up behind you and gave you a one arm hug.
  706. >Looking to your side, you saw the smiling face of Lemon.
  707. > “Look on the bright side, at least this isn’t a horror movie,” Lemon cheered while trying to cheer you up. “So no monsters stalking us.”
  708. “I’d rather take a psycho killer, mutant, monster or all three over Doom right now,” you groaned, wishing it was that easy.
  709. >She let you go, grabbed Sugarcoat and ran down one hallway.
  710. >Not seeing what else they could do, Sunny and Indigo went down another hallway.
  711. >This left you with Sour, who was already searching one of the many rooms down the last hallway.
  715. >With everyone split up, you followed Sour down the hall while trying to find Sunset and the other two.
  716. > “You think we’ll be able to find them in here,” Sour asked, walking beside you.
  717. “I'm sure we will. At least I hope so, I don’t want to be here any longer than I need to be,” you sighed, looking for any sign of Sunset.
  718. >You were nervous beyond belief at the moment as many thoughts went through your head.
  719. >Where was Sunset and was she ok?
  720. >Did she get captured by Doom?
  721. >Is this gonna bite you later on in life?
  722. >That last one was the most likely to happen and that’s nerve wracking.
  723. “Hopefully we can just grab them and get out of here,” you said, turning a corner into the next hall and stopping to down the hallway.
  724. >You saw that there were doors on each side of the hall which caused your eye to twitch.
  725. > “Anon?’ Sour called beside you.
  726. “What is it Sour? Bad news or Sunset spray painting on Doom’s walls,” you guessed, trying to prepare yourself for the worst.
  727. >It’s not like anything else can surprise you at this point.
  728. > “Your jacket is moving. Your stomach to be specific,” Sour explained slowly.
  729. >That caused you to look down in confusion as it turned out she was right.
  730. >Your jacket was moving.
  731. >Grabbing the zipper, you pull it down to see what was causing the movement.
  732. >Once you had the zipper down and your jacket opened, you were greeted by a very familiar yellow lizard clinging to you.
  733. “Ray? What’re you doing here?” you asked, surprised you forgot about him.
  734. >He blinked at you while slowly climbing up your body and onto your head like he always does.
  735. >A moment later, you heard something shatter while someone screamed “Ray Ray’s here?”
  736. >That caused you to start opening doors and looking inside the rooms as Sour did the same.
  737. >All you saw was a bathroom, a bedroom, some kind of lab, Sunset messing up the library and a torture chamber.
  738. >You were about to look into the next room when your mind just registered what you saw.
  739. >Running back to the second to last door you checked, you opened it to see Sunset ripping about a few books while dancing.
  740. > “It’s snowing, it's snowing,” Sunset sang happily, throwing the pages into the air.
  741. >Yeah that's Sunset and doing something crazy.
  742. “Get over here, Sour,” you hissed, making sure you don't disturb  or spook Sunset.
  743. >The assassin looked at you after closing the door.
  744. >You gave her  the ‘come here’ motion, pointing in the room as well.
  745. >In return, Sour gave you one of the looks that's usually reserved for those crazy performers at the park.
  746. >She didn’t even move from her spot.
  747. >You were about to go over and drag her over when something pulled you into the room by your neck.
  748. >Stumbling backwards, you felt your head hit something soft while two slender arms wrapped around your neck.
  749. > “Anon and Ray Ray are here. Yay!’ Sunset slurred happily, rocking your head back and forth.
  750. >It didn’t take a genius to know where your head was, but it didn't help that you weren’t complaining.
  751. >Especially with Sunset cuddling your head to nuzzle Ray.
  752. >At least this will keep her occupied for a little while.
  753. “Do you mind letting go of me, Sunset? You can hold Ray if you do,” you offered, wanting to see how the others are doing.
  754. >Your superhero girlfriend seemed to think about it if her humming was any indication.
  755. > “No. I want both of you,” Sunset gushed, resuming her cuddling just as Sour poked her head into the room.
  756. >Sunset didn’t stop for anything, even when a phone went off.
  757. >It wasn’t yours and you know Sunset can't carry one in her suit.
  758. > “Yes?” Sour answered, pulling a phone out of her cleavage.
  759. > “WE NEED HELP,” Indigo screamed, shocking everyone in the room.
  760. >It even caused Sunset to let you go and fall to the ground.
  761. > “What's wrong? Did you find one of them?” Sour asked, holding the phone away from her ear.
  762. > “WE FOUND SQUIRREL GIRL AND SHE GOT AWAY,” Indigo screamed.
  763. >Before you could say anything, Squirrel Girl ran past the door and bumping into Sour.
  764. > “We'll call you back,” Sour said, ending the call and putting the phone back in her cleavage while you rose to your feet.
  765. “After her,” you commanded, grabbing Sunset and slinging her over your shoulder and running out the door.
  766. >Sour following not far behind you with her katana in her hand.
  768. >Some people would think that catching a drunk girl on foot would be easy.
  769. >They never had to chase after a drunk superhero/villain in a castle.
  770. > “How the fuck can she run so fast?” Sour yelled, running after the blue haired hero.
  771. > “Thi is fun. Weee,” Squirrel Girl cheered, running faster and farther away from your group.
  772. >Once at the end of the hallway, she made a left turn into another hallway just as a door was slammed shut a moment later.
  773. >You and Sour tried to keep up, but it proved difficult since the hallway had may doors on each side.
  774. “Search the rooms quickly,” you commanded, giving Sour a sideway glance as she nodded her head.
  775. >She went to work opening the doors while you let go of Sunset’s hand and searched the rooms.
  776. >All you found were more libraries, torture rooms, a hot tub and finally Squirrel Girl sitting on a bed in a bedroom.
  777. >She didn’t notice you since she was watching the TV in the room.
  778. >Being careful and quiet, you tried to sneak up on the unsuspecting hero.
  779. >You were able to get to the other side of the bed without alerting her.
  780. >Without even thinking about it, you tried to threw your arms around her.
  781. >Luckily you were able to grab her, but there was one problem.
  782. > “Stranger danger,” Squirrel Girl yelled, leaning her head back and hitting you in face, causing you to let go of her.
  783. >Free from your grasp, Squirrel Girl jumped over you and made a break for the door.
  784. >You just saw her leave the room, running down the hall and out of your sight.
  785. >The next thing you heard was a loud thud with Squirrel Girl yelling, “Why did you betray me, Spider-Woman?”
  786. >Rising to your feet and running out the door, you were greet by an amusing sight.
  787. >Squirrel Girl was on the floor since she tripped over Sunset’s body while they both waved their arms around.
  788. >It was one of the times were you wondered if they were doing this on purpose, but shock your head at that.
  789. >Sunset wouldn’t orchestrate something like this.
  790. >At least not to this extent.
  791. > “We could catch her yet Sunset stops her without trying,” Sour muttered, standing just behind you.
  792. “At this point, you really shouldn’t be surprised,” you sighed, kneeling in front of the downed girls. Turning to look at Sour, you asked, “You mind giving the others a call? We haven’t seen Evening and i want to know if the others found her.”
  793. >She nodded and pulled out her phone from her cleavage.
  794. >Dialing a number, Sour brought the phone to her face as it rang.
  795. >You started to pull Sunset and Squirrel Girl off of each other and prop them against the wall.
  796. >It was better than out right leaving them on the ground.
  797. > “Lemon, did you and Sugarcoat find the other spider,” Sour inquired.
  798. > “We saw her for a split second and then she disappeared and then we saw her again, but she disappeared again,” Lemon explained from the other end.
  799. >That wasn’t so surprising.
  800. >Evening was more into stealth and silent takedowns than Sunset was.
  801. >They even played a game of hide and seek while using the city as the territory.
  802. >Sunset lost more than the game that day.
  803. > “So where did you see her last? We need to find that bitch pronto,” Sour growled.
  804. > “We saw her near a lab and the kitchen. Other than those two places, we haven’t seen her since,” Lemon admitted.
  805. >That narrows down all the possible places she could be.
  806. “Tell her we’ll meet her back at the entrance,” you called, wrapping Sunset’s arm around your shoulders and lifted her up.
  807. > “Meet us at the entrance. We’ll need help,” Sour explained, ending the call. “Guess I’m grabbing the other drunken hero.”
  808. >She grabbed Squirrel Girl and swung her over her own shoulder.
  809. “Let’s go. Ray, I need you to watch over Mommy. Can you do that?” you addressed, hoping the lizard understood what you were saying.
  810. >It seemed that he did since he moved over to Sunset’s head and looking ready to fight.
  811. > “Aww there’s my special boy,” Sunset slurred drunkenly, petting her lizard.
  812. >You turned to see Sour look at you curiously.
  813. “Sunset taught him a few tricks. Now let’s go,” you said, moving towards the entrance.
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