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Dear Lewis:

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Enclosed, please
find one bus ticket

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and two silver dollars for
your trip to Michigan.

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I'm really sorry about the
loss of your parents.

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Your mom was my sister,
so that makes you family.

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And I'll do my best to make
you feel right at home.

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As Einstein said, life
is like a bicycle.

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To stay balanced, you got
to keep moving forward.

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And so will we.

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I look forward to meeting you.

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Your Uncle Jonathan.

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P.S. Sorry for the
stain on the letter.

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That's chocolate.

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Mom, Dad, are you there?

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Am I gonna be okay?

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"Cannot say."

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Gonna buy Charlie a
bike for his birthday.

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Oh, he's gonna love it.

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Emma Jean, bus is here.

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Last stop: New Zebedee.

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Oh, come on.

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Don't kill yourself before
I've had a chance to meet you.

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Lewis?

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I'm your Uncle Jonathan.

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Are you wearing a robe?

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It's a kimono.

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Oh.

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Here, let me help you with that.

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Oh! Good Lord, what do you got
in this thing, encyclopedias?

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Dictionaries.

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Oh, you're serious.

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I like new words.

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I think they're very
pulchritudinous.

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Well, welcome to New Zebedee.

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Or should I say "salutations"?

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You can look that one up.

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I know what "salutations" means.

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Oh. Smart kid.

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Uh, do you think that
we're gonna be home soon?

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'Cause the Captain
Midnight show's almost on.

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Uh, you don't have to worry about that.
I don't have a TV.

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But I do have a big poker game
tonight, if you want to join.

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Do you play?

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Uh, no. I'm ten.

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Duly noted.

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Ah. Here we are.

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Excuse me.

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The Muggins Simoon.

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Temperamental door handle.

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Hop in.

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Here we go.

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Watch your tootsies.

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All right, here we are.

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You can get out here.

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Here we go.

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Home, sweet home.

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Do you like...

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- Halloween?
- Hmm?

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Oh, no, I keep those
up year round.

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Mr. Barnavelt!

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Come on, darling.

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Yes. Good puppy.

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Mr. Barnavelt!

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Ah, Mrs. Hanchett.

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Marmalade.

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Is that a robe?

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It's a kimono.

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You've been playing
your saxophone again.

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Madame, not everyone can
appreciate the intricacies

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of a free-form jazz odyssey.

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I don't care what you play.

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You're playing at
3:00 in the morning,

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so I'm begging you...
Who is this?

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Oh, this is Lewis, my nephew.

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He'll be living with me.

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You're responsible

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for keeping a human child alive?

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That's right.

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Good evening.

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This way, Lewis.

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I'll try to keep it down

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around 3:00 a.m., but, uh...

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them's my best jammin' hours.

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And here we are.

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Wow. You've...

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That's a lot of clocks.

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Well, what constitutes "a lot"

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is really a matter
of personal taste.

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For me, it's a perfect
amount of clocks.

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Oh, sorry.

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There's a deranged
cuckoo in there.

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Your ratchet wheel's shot,

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and the click spring's
not far behind.

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Hello. You're Lewis, I presume.

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How was your trip?

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This old hag is my
next-door neighbor,

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Mrs. Florence Zimmerman.

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I am relieved to see you
didn't inherit your uncle's

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- freakishly oversized head.
- Huh.

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Says the woman who literally
looks like a Q-tip.

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Oh, look, the giant
head is angry.

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My God, did that withered

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purple skeleton just speak?

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It's nice to meet you.

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- Lewis, are you hungry?
- Yes, please.

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Florence, I'm gonna
show Lewis to his room.

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For once in your life, could you

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make yourself useful
and whip up a batch

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of those chocolate chip cookies?

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And how would you
like them, sir?

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Stuffed down your
throat one by one

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or crumbled up and
shoved into your pants?

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Ignore her, Lewis. She
thinks she's smarter than me

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because she's got
more college degrees.

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No, I think I'm smarter than you

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because I'm smarter than you.

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Shh!

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But, Uncle Jonathan?

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- Hmm?
- Don't I have to have dinner

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before I'm allowed
to have cookies?

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Well, why not just eat
cookies for dinner?

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They're far ore delicious.

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I know. It's just, we
had these house rules.

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Well, not in this house.

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There's no bedtime,
bath time or mealtime.

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You can eat cookies till you
throw up, for all I care.

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You'll see... things are...

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quite different here.

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- All mine?
- All yours.

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Although, why this is
yours, I have no idea.

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You know it's about
the complete opposite

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of real magic.

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Well, it's the last thing
my parents gave to me

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before the...

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the car crash.

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I'm... sorry.

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Uh, here.

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Yeah, take that back.

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Um, I have a tissue...

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around here somewhere.

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Ah.

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Here you go. No, hold on.

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Sorry. I didn't mean to, uh...

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I didn't realize the ball was
of emotional significance.

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Almost there.

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Feel free to grab
any color tissue.

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They're all the same.

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Hey, gorilla groin.

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Are we playing poker, or
am I playing solitaire?

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Hold your horses, you scarecrow.

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Right?

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Calling that a poker face
is an insult to faces.

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Sore loser, frumpy.

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Well, beat that.

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Ugh.

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- He wins... again.
- You're hustling me.

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You've played before.

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I haven't.

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I swear.

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Beginner's luck, I guess?

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Well, I'm gonna drown my
sorrows in some hot cocoa.

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- You want some?
- Yes, please.

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- Florence?
- Delighted.

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- Get your own.
- Choke and die.

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So, how long have you lived
next door to Uncle Jonathan?

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Oh, we've been friends forever,
ever since I came here.

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Ran here, actually.

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From Paris.

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After the war.

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And no, to answer that
look you're giving me,

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your uncle and I aren't
anything kissy-faced.

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- Gross!
- Ugh.

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The word's "platonic."

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That's right.

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Look, your uncle drives me nuts.

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And he doesn't always
smell so terrific,

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but he's gotten me out
of more tough scrapes

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than I care to mention.

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You know, I've found that
all one really needs

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in this world is
one good friend.

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Oh, but I'm sure
you've got lots.

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Yeah.

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Tons.

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All my friends are...
really great.

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Hmm.

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Good night, Mom.
Good night, Dad.

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I really miss you guys.

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Love you.

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Uh, Uncle Jonathan?

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You've got to go into the wall.

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I am going in the wall.

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You did not go into
the wall yesterday.

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- I saw you. You did not go into...
- Hello?

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Lewis, didn't see you there.

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Big day. First day of school.

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- How'd you sleep?
- Uh... fine.

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How did you sleep?

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Peachy. Like a baby.

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Like a big, peachy baby.

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Okay, off you go.
Knock 'em dead.

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I played it perfect.

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He suspects nothing.

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43rd New Zebedee Blue
Ribbon Bake-Off...

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Hold the door!

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00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,790
Clark, let's make a decision.

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Herman.

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Good hustle, Herman.

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Thanks, Coach.

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Woody.

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We're even teams now.

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Let's play ball.

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Maybe next time, ankle biter.

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Coach.

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Come on, just pick him.

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- No. No.
- Just pick him.

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Come on.

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Fine. All right.

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You're with us.

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You can play, right?

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S-Sure.

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00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,596
I'm open! I'm...

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00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,181
Goggles, get up! Come on, guys!

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00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,516
Down the court, down the court!

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00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:10,892
You all right?

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00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,687
- You good?
- Open your space up.

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00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,188
Come on, guys. Open the space.

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00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:17,107
All right, get it.
Let's go, go, go!

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Pass the ball!

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00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:20,318
- Goggles, what's going on?
- Come on!

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00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:21,695
Come on, let's go!

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00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,113
Defense, look alive! Come
on, look alive, guys!

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00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,280
- Shoot it!
- Goggles, make the shot!

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00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,699
- Come on! Make a shot!
- Oh!

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00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,784
Make a... Not at me. The basket.

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00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:29,411
- Pass the ball! -You gotta
pass the ball, Goggles!

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Goggles! Goggles, I'm open!

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I'm sorry.

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00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:36,292
Guard your guys. Guard your guys.
Let's go.

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- I'm open!
- Shoot!

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00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:38,920
- Shoot!
- Shoot!

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00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,801
- Nice shot, speedy.
- Thanks, Coach.

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00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,094
Attention, students.

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Hi!

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00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:52,308
There he is... star forward
for the Minneapolis Lakers.

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00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,893
- How you doing, buddy?
- I'm good.

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00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:55,979
A vote for Tarby Corrigan
is a vote for pop

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00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,689
- in the drinking fountains.
- Thank you.

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00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,899
Hey. A vote for Tarby
Corrigan is a vote for pop

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00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,484
- in the drinking fountains.
- Please.

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00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,403
How is he gonna carbonate
the drinking fountains?

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00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:17,417
Whoa.

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00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,004
Don't just stand there.

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00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:23,089
- Can you pitch?
- Uh...

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00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,383
no, not very well.

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00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,886
I'll take what I can get.

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00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:29,179
Come toss me one.

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00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:31,890
Come on.

258
00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:41,983
What are you doing here?

259
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:43,902
Where are all your friends?

260
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:45,195
Football practice.

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00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,614
Can't play. Can't do anything.

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00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,617
My butt is just
warming the bench.

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00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:55,288
So, you're new in town.

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00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,207
- Where do you live?
- Kind of this big,

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00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,000
old place on the end
of High Street.

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00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:01,795
Wait.

267
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,005
You... you live in
the slaughterhouse?

268
00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:05,507
I'm sorry.

269
00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:06,800
The what?

270
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,093
Some old guy died there.

271
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:09,803
Now it's haunted.

272
00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:11,012
Well, everyone says so.

273
00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:12,180
Have you seen anything creepy?

274
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,807
No.

275
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:16,017
Well, last night, I thought
I heard something,

276
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:18,311
but it wasn't anything;
it was just my uncle.

277
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,604
What was he doing?

278
00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:21,690
I don't know. Just sort
of wandering around.

279
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,483
I think he was looking
for something.

280
00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,485
Maybe he was looking for an ax.

281
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,195
It's his house.

282
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:29,197
Why wouldn't he know
where his own ax is?

283
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:32,117
Maybe he hid it from the
police after the last murder.

284
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:36,579
Look, I'm just trying
to help us both out.

285
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:39,207
You can't vote for me
if you don't have arms.

286
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,711
Come on.

287
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,307
Lewis.

288
00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,811
Lewis.

289
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:04,816
Lewis.

290
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,609
Sweetheart.

291
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:09,612
Hey, kiddo.

292
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,698
I missed you so much.

293
00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:16,619
I miss you, too, Mom. A lot.

294
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:20,290
Your dad and I,
we'd give anything

295
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:22,083
to be with you again.

296
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,794
You know that, right?

297
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,504
So...

298
00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:28,715
how are you making out?

299
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,508
How do you like Uncle Jonathan?

300
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,302
He seems nice.

301
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:33,887
Just...

302
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:36,389
What?

303
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,099
Hey.

304
00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:40,310
It's okay. You can tell me.

305
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:43,188
This house is scary.
And-and old and scary.

306
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:45,690
And there's all these clocks,
and I see weird stuff

307
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,484
out of the corner
of my eye, and...

308
00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:50,195
I feel like... I
almost feel like

309
00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:52,280
that Uncle Jonathan's
hiding something.

310
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:55,283
That's because he is...

311
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:57,285
hiding something.

312
00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,496
From you.

313
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,916
I'm sorry, sweetheart,

314
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,084
but you're in danger.

315
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:06,086
Danger? Wh...

316
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:07,420
What danger? What do you mean?

317
00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:10,090
You're gonna have to be brave.

318
00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:12,008
But I... But, Mom, this is me.

319
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:13,218
I'm not brave.

320
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:21,393
First, you get the book.

321
00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:23,395
Then you get the key.

322
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,689
Book.

323
00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:27,607
K-Key... What are
you talking about?

324
00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:34,406
Do you hear the ticking?

325
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:09,399
Brave.

326
00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:11,901
Brave. Brave.

327
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:35,985
Come out, come out,

328
00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:37,779
wherever you are.

329
00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:41,616
You can't hide forever.

330
00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:05,682
Help!

331
00:22:01,404 --> 00:22:02,781
Help! Let me out!

332
00:22:02,781 --> 00:22:04,115
Help, please!

333
00:22:04,199 --> 00:22:05,492
Help me! Let me out!

334
00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:08,119
It's me.

335
00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:09,913
Down, boy!

336
00:22:09,913 --> 00:22:11,081
I said down.

337
00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:12,499
Go. Go on, go to your room.

338
00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:13,917
Go on, get.

339
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,212
I'm sorry you had to see that.

340
00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:18,505
No. No.

341
00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:20,090
No, houses don't attack you.

342
00:22:20,215 --> 00:22:21,800
And if they do attack,
you're definitely not

343
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,718
supposed to say, "Sorry
you had to see that."

344
00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:25,095
Is this place haunted?

345
00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:27,389
- Are you gonna ax-murder me?
- What? No.

346
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,015
You're gonna ax-murder
me, aren't you?

347
00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:30,392
I'm not gonna ax-murder you.

348
00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:32,018
Then what is going on?

349
00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:34,479
Well, one thing's for sure.

350
00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:36,106
The house likes you.

351
00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:37,982
Houses don't like anything.
They're houses.

352
00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:21,609
Do you know what a
warlock is, Lewis?

353
00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:23,403
It's...

354
00:23:23,486 --> 00:23:25,196
a boy witch.

355
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,115
Well...

356
00:23:27,115 --> 00:23:30,493
I think they're a little
more than boy witches.

357
00:23:30,618 --> 00:23:31,703
"Warlock.

358
00:23:31,786 --> 00:23:33,496
"Noun.

359
00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:36,207
A man who practices magic."

360
00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:37,792
A boy witch.

361
00:23:41,713 --> 00:23:45,091
Are you saying that...
you're a warlock?

362
00:23:45,216 --> 00:23:47,302
Would it scare you if I was?

363
00:23:50,013 --> 00:23:54,309
Well, are you a good
warlock or a bad one?

364
00:23:54,392 --> 00:23:57,020
Ah. Depends on what
you mean by "bad."

365
00:23:57,103 --> 00:24:00,315
I'm nice, but...
I'm not that good.

366
00:24:00,398 --> 00:24:02,692
I'm just a parlor magician,
really, but, uh,

367
00:24:02,692 --> 00:24:06,613
Mrs. Zimmerman, now,
she's nice andgood.

368
00:24:06,696 --> 00:24:08,198
Damn good.

369
00:24:08,281 --> 00:24:09,908
Got a Doctor Magicorum degree

370
00:24:09,991 --> 00:24:11,993
from the University
of Goöttingen.

371
00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:14,496
Why are you always
wandering around at night?

372
00:24:14,579 --> 00:24:16,206
What is that ticking
in the walls?

373
00:24:16,289 --> 00:24:17,791
You've heard that?

374
00:24:20,585 --> 00:24:24,297
This house used to be
owned by another warlock,

375
00:24:24,381 --> 00:24:28,093
Isaac Izard, and
his wife Selena.

376
00:24:28,093 --> 00:24:29,886
He, uh...

377
00:24:30,011 --> 00:24:31,513
passed away

378
00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:34,307
and left a magic
clock in the walls.

379
00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:35,392
Why?

380
00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:37,310
Because he's a terrible...

381
00:24:39,396 --> 00:24:40,689
Joker.

382
00:24:40,689 --> 00:24:42,691
He's a practical joker.

383
00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:45,193
Put a clock in the walls
to drive me nuts.

384
00:24:45,318 --> 00:24:47,487
I try to drown it out with
all those other clocks,

385
00:24:47,612 --> 00:24:49,114
but it doesn't really work,

386
00:24:49,114 --> 00:24:50,907
so at night, I...

387
00:24:50,907 --> 00:24:53,201
go around the house and...

388
00:24:53,201 --> 00:24:55,120
search for the damn thing.

389
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:56,413
With an ax?

390
00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:01,292
Sometimes I get over-enthused.
I'll admit that.

391
00:25:06,506 --> 00:25:08,717
Do you have to be
born a boy wi...

392
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,301
a warlock?

393
00:25:10,385 --> 00:25:12,220
No. Anyone can learn.

394
00:25:12,303 --> 00:25:14,305
If they study,
practice hard enough.

395
00:25:14,305 --> 00:25:16,516
- Can I learn?
- No.

396
00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:18,018
- But you just said "anyone."
- Grown-up anyone.

397
00:25:18,018 --> 00:25:19,602
There's charts and hieroglyphs

398
00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:21,396
and stuff that would stump
a Harvard professor,

399
00:25:21,479 --> 00:25:23,106
- and I don't have time to teach a...
- Please.

400
00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:26,317
Please, please teach me.
Please, please,

401
00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:27,986
please, please, please.

402
00:25:28,111 --> 00:25:30,697
Okay! Have it your way.

403
00:25:35,910 --> 00:25:37,787
Oh.

404
00:25:48,506 --> 00:25:51,217
Let me know when
you've read all those.

405
00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:52,719
Just for a start.

406
00:26:06,399 --> 00:26:08,318
- Jack-o-lanterns.
- They scare away evil.

407
00:26:08,318 --> 00:26:09,694
And iron does, too.

408
00:26:09,694 --> 00:26:11,488
Well, it repels evil,
like bug spray.

409
00:26:11,613 --> 00:26:13,406
And that is why we
have iron horseshoes,

410
00:26:13,406 --> 00:26:15,492
and that's why cemetery
gates are made of iron.

411
00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:17,410
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

412
00:26:17,494 --> 00:26:20,205
And how does one become
a full-fledged warlock?

413
00:26:20,288 --> 00:26:21,915
You have to defeat
an evil spirit

414
00:26:21,998 --> 00:26:24,292
by using your own magic.

415
00:26:24,292 --> 00:26:26,503
That is absolutely right.

416
00:26:30,507 --> 00:26:32,509
What smells of rancid sulfur?

417
00:26:36,096 --> 00:26:37,305
Bad kitty!

418
00:26:39,015 --> 00:26:41,893
Am I gonna have to defeat
an evil spirit one day?

419
00:26:41,893 --> 00:26:44,312
Oh, don't worry. Not
for a long, long time.

420
00:26:44,312 --> 00:26:46,189
You're perfectly safe.

421
00:26:48,692 --> 00:26:49,818
That's safe?

422
00:26:52,987 --> 00:26:54,280
As long as it's fed.

423
00:26:55,782 --> 00:26:57,617
It used to be Florence's
pet garter snake,

424
00:26:57,701 --> 00:26:58,993
William Snakespeare.

425
00:26:58,993 --> 00:27:00,912
She tried to turn it purple.

426
00:27:00,995 --> 00:27:02,205
The spell backfired.

427
00:27:02,205 --> 00:27:03,581
Between you and me,

428
00:27:03,581 --> 00:27:05,417
most of her spells
backfire these days.

429
00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:07,002
- Why?
- Ah, you'll have to

430
00:27:07,002 --> 00:27:09,004
ask her that one yourself.

431
00:27:09,004 --> 00:27:10,880
What's all that?

432
00:27:11,006 --> 00:27:15,093
Charms, hexes, wards, spells.

433
00:27:15,093 --> 00:27:17,303
Evil can't come within
20 feet of that cabinet,

434
00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:19,305
much less open it.

435
00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:21,016
What's in it?

436
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,395
You know how I said
there were no rules?

437
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,480
Actually, there's one rule.

438
00:27:27,605 --> 00:27:30,400
Don't open that cabinet. Ever.

439
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,986
Or I'll toss you
out on your ear.

440
00:27:32,986 --> 00:27:34,112
You understand?

441
00:27:35,697 --> 00:27:37,407
This is pretty much
the only thing

442
00:27:37,407 --> 00:27:40,785
I'm serious about, so I
need to hear you say it.

443
00:27:40,785 --> 00:27:43,204
I understand.

444
00:28:02,599 --> 00:28:04,017
JONATHAN and FLORENCE Isaac!

445
00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:06,102
Isaac!

446
00:28:06,102 --> 00:28:07,312
- Isaac, don't do this!
- Stop!

447
00:28:12,984 --> 00:28:14,694
Please! Isaac, don't do it!

448
00:28:14,819 --> 00:28:17,280
Isaac!

449
00:28:19,699 --> 00:28:21,201
Isaac, please!

450
00:28:29,709 --> 00:28:31,211
Isaac.

451
00:28:38,301 --> 00:28:40,220
The beginning...

452
00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:41,596
and the end.

453
00:28:43,682 --> 00:28:44,891
The alpha

454
00:28:44,891 --> 00:28:46,309
and the omega.

455
00:28:48,812 --> 00:28:50,605
Do you hear the ticking?

456
00:28:55,985 --> 00:28:58,988
Well, I have scoured
the crawl space.

457
00:28:58,988 --> 00:29:01,408
I found a dead mouse, but...

458
00:29:01,408 --> 00:29:03,118
no clock.

459
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:06,996
You think reading that
for the millionth time

460
00:29:06,996 --> 00:29:08,790
will turn up something new?

461
00:29:08,915 --> 00:29:10,500
No, not really.

462
00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:11,918
So...

463
00:29:12,002 --> 00:29:14,004
you've told Lewis everything?

464
00:29:14,087 --> 00:29:15,797
Well, not everything.

465
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,591
I think you should.

466
00:29:18,717 --> 00:29:21,386
Isaac may be dead, but
he is still dangerous.

467
00:29:21,511 --> 00:29:23,680
- If Lewis knew the truth...
- Well, we don't know the truth.

468
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,181
We don't know where the clock is

469
00:29:25,181 --> 00:29:28,184
or what it does, except
something horrible.

470
00:29:28,309 --> 00:29:30,895
No, we gotta do the
responsible thing:

471
00:29:30,895 --> 00:29:32,480
lie to the kid.

472
00:29:49,497 --> 00:29:50,790
Hey, Lewis.

473
00:29:50,915 --> 00:29:52,208
Hmm?

474
00:29:52,292 --> 00:29:53,793
Why do you wear those goggles?

475
00:29:53,793 --> 00:29:56,504
Captain Midnight wears a
pair just like these.

476
00:29:56,588 --> 00:29:57,881
You ever seen his show?

477
00:29:58,006 --> 00:29:59,299
He's indomitable.

478
00:29:59,299 --> 00:30:01,009
He's what?

479
00:30:01,009 --> 00:30:02,218
"Indomitable.

480
00:30:02,302 --> 00:30:04,888
Adjective. Impossible
to defeat."

481
00:30:04,888 --> 00:30:06,514
That's what they call him.

482
00:30:06,514 --> 00:30:08,516
The Indomitable
Captain Midnight.

483
00:30:09,893 --> 00:30:12,103
I just think it might be
easier for you if you...

484
00:30:12,187 --> 00:30:13,605
lost the goggles.

485
00:30:13,605 --> 00:30:16,900
Acted a little more...

486
00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:19,194
you know, normal.

487
00:30:20,487 --> 00:30:22,280
Oh.

488
00:30:22,405 --> 00:30:24,407
You think?

489
00:30:24,491 --> 00:30:26,785
I'm just telling
you as a friend.

490
00:30:28,995 --> 00:30:30,705
Right.

491
00:30:30,705 --> 00:30:33,208
Friends. We're friends.

492
00:30:34,709 --> 00:30:36,002
Lewis!

493
00:30:38,213 --> 00:30:39,798
Lewis!

494
00:30:39,798 --> 00:30:41,716
Can't you see me?

495
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,510
Over here! Right here!

496
00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:44,719
Lewis!

497
00:30:44,803 --> 00:30:46,680
It's your Uncle Johnny!

498
00:30:46,805 --> 00:30:48,098
I should go.

499
00:30:48,098 --> 00:30:49,808
Probably.

500
00:30:49,891 --> 00:30:51,518
Come on! Let's go!

501
00:30:51,518 --> 00:30:53,186
Get in. Where's your goggles?

502
00:30:53,186 --> 00:30:54,604
What are you doing here?

503
00:30:54,688 --> 00:30:56,898
Oh, we gotta get some supplies.

504
00:30:56,898 --> 00:30:58,608
Got a harvest moon tonight.

505
00:30:58,608 --> 00:31:00,610
- It's perfect.
- Perfect for what?

506
00:31:00,610 --> 00:31:02,612
For your first big-time,
serious spell.

507
00:31:02,612 --> 00:31:03,988
Should I punch it?

508
00:31:03,988 --> 00:31:05,699
You won't believe what
this thing can do.

509
00:31:05,699 --> 00:31:06,991
Can we just go, please?

510
00:31:07,117 --> 00:31:08,702
Well, doggone, that moon

511
00:31:08,785 --> 00:31:10,787
will be gone next week with
the lunar eclipse coming.

512
00:31:10,787 --> 00:31:12,497
- Till then, let's
keep on rocking. -

513
00:31:12,580 --> 00:31:15,709
"From Saturn to the sun,

514
00:31:15,709 --> 00:31:18,211
"from the base to noble one,

515
00:31:18,294 --> 00:31:20,505
"like the alchemist of old,

516
00:31:20,588 --> 00:31:24,592
turn this dross lead into gold!"

517
00:31:24,718 --> 00:31:26,803
Wow.

518
00:31:26,803 --> 00:31:28,805
That was really,

519
00:31:28,805 --> 00:31:30,390
really...

520
00:31:31,683 --> 00:31:33,018
terrible.

521
00:31:33,101 --> 00:31:35,311
I mean, just awful.

522
00:31:35,395 --> 00:31:36,604
Hey.

523
00:31:36,688 --> 00:31:38,481
You're reading it like
it's a Buick manual.

524
00:31:38,481 --> 00:31:41,192
It's not what you say, Lewis.

525
00:31:41,192 --> 00:31:43,319
It's how you say it.

526
00:31:43,403 --> 00:31:46,990
You're the only you in
the whole universe.

527
00:31:47,115 --> 00:31:48,908
That makes your style of magic

528
00:31:48,992 --> 00:31:50,785
just crazy unique.

529
00:31:50,910 --> 00:31:52,996
One in a hundred
million kajillion.

530
00:31:53,079 --> 00:31:54,998
So I can give you
the right books,

531
00:31:55,081 --> 00:31:58,001
teach you the right spells,
but that last one percent...

532
00:31:58,001 --> 00:31:59,294
that's up to you.

533
00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:02,380
So...

534
00:32:02,380 --> 00:32:05,717
how do I find my magic
style or whatever it is?

535
00:32:05,717 --> 00:32:07,719
It's in there somewhere.

536
00:32:07,802 --> 00:32:10,388
You just have to quiet
down and listen.

537
00:32:13,808 --> 00:32:16,394
Now it looks like
you're pooping.

538
00:32:16,519 --> 00:32:17,812
Well, I don't know!

539
00:32:17,896 --> 00:32:19,314
This all feels weird.

540
00:32:19,397 --> 00:32:21,191
What's wrong with weird?

541
00:32:21,191 --> 00:32:23,109
Weird's like the
nuts in my cookies.

542
00:32:23,109 --> 00:32:25,820
It's the nuts that make
things interesting.

543
00:32:25,904 --> 00:32:28,990
Let me show you what a
little weird can do.

544
00:32:40,919 --> 00:32:42,420
Be a dear.

545
00:32:42,420 --> 00:32:44,798
Fetch a knife and
stab me in the ears.

546
00:33:44,816 --> 00:33:46,818
Well, for a boy who loves words,

547
00:33:46,901 --> 00:33:49,904
you're sure at a loss for them.

548
00:33:49,904 --> 00:33:51,906
Uncle Jonathan?

549
00:33:51,990 --> 00:33:55,285
You're way more than
just a parlor magician.

550
00:33:57,412 --> 00:33:59,289
Have a look around.

551
00:34:44,918 --> 00:34:46,086
Finally.

552
00:34:46,211 --> 00:34:47,504
A smile.

553
00:34:47,587 --> 00:34:50,298
I was starting to think
you were incapable.

554
00:34:55,011 --> 00:34:56,179
Bad kitty!

555
00:34:56,304 --> 00:34:57,681
You use the litter box!

556
00:34:59,391 --> 00:35:02,102
All right. I'm going to bed.

557
00:35:02,185 --> 00:35:05,397
You're welcome to stay up as
long as you like, of course.

558
00:35:05,397 --> 00:35:06,481
Uncle Jonathan?

559
00:35:06,481 --> 00:35:08,316
- Hmm?
- Tonight,

560
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:09,984
that was the most splendor...

561
00:35:09,984 --> 00:35:11,486
s-splendortas...

562
00:35:11,486 --> 00:35:14,489
splendorific...

563
00:35:14,489 --> 00:35:17,117
I don't know the word
yet, but thank you.

564
00:35:19,911 --> 00:35:22,914
I just wish that I met
you a long time ago.

565
00:35:22,914 --> 00:35:24,916
Yeah. Me, too.

566
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,710
Good night.

567
00:35:26,710 --> 00:35:28,586
Why didn't I?

568
00:35:30,088 --> 00:35:31,881
How come you left home?

569
00:35:33,717 --> 00:35:35,385
Well...

570
00:35:35,385 --> 00:35:39,180
truth is, my father...
Your grandpa...

571
00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:40,890
Didn't like magic.

572
00:35:41,016 --> 00:35:43,393
And he sure didn't like me
messing around with it.

573
00:35:43,518 --> 00:35:47,814
We fought about it, and
we fought some more

574
00:35:47,814 --> 00:35:50,108
until finally I just...

575
00:35:50,108 --> 00:35:51,317
took off.

576
00:35:53,194 --> 00:35:55,488
I was the black
swan of the family.

577
00:35:57,198 --> 00:35:59,617
It's "black sheep."

578
00:35:59,617 --> 00:36:03,496
Mmm... pretty sure it's "swan."

579
00:36:03,580 --> 00:36:07,417
Is that why you didn't go
to Mom and Dad's funeral?

580
00:36:11,087 --> 00:36:13,715
I don't really think she
would have wanted me there.

581
00:36:16,301 --> 00:36:17,594
I don't know.

582
00:36:17,594 --> 00:36:18,720
She missed you.

583
00:36:20,096 --> 00:36:22,015
She talked about
you all the time.

584
00:36:26,811 --> 00:36:28,813
Uh, good night.

585
00:36:33,109 --> 00:36:34,819
Uncle Jonathan?

586
00:36:36,112 --> 00:36:37,489
I think...

587
00:36:37,489 --> 00:36:40,492
I think that I might
be a black swan, too.

588
00:36:43,119 --> 00:36:45,914
Well, then I guess we're
a flock of swans.

589
00:36:46,998 --> 00:36:48,291
A bevy.

590
00:36:48,416 --> 00:36:50,210
It's called "a bevy of swans."

591
00:36:50,293 --> 00:36:52,003
Right.

592
00:36:52,087 --> 00:36:54,714
Gonna tell Aunt Mary
'bout Uncle John

593
00:36:54,714 --> 00:36:57,801
He claim he has the misery
but he havin' a lot of fun

594
00:36:57,801 --> 00:36:59,594
Oh, baby

595
00:36:59,594 --> 00:37:01,596
Yes, baby

596
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:04,683
Whoo, baby

597
00:37:04,808 --> 00:37:06,810
Havin' me some fun tonight

598
00:37:06,893 --> 00:37:08,895
Yeah

599
00:37:08,895 --> 00:37:10,480
Well, long tall Sally

600
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:12,107
She's built for speed

601
00:37:12,190 --> 00:37:13,316
She's got everything

602
00:37:13,316 --> 00:37:14,818
That Uncle John need

603
00:37:14,901 --> 00:37:16,403
Oh, baby

604
00:37:16,403 --> 00:37:18,988
Yes, baby

605
00:37:18,988 --> 00:37:21,616
Whoo, baby

606
00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:25,704
Havin' me some fun tonight, yeah

607
00:37:25,704 --> 00:37:27,580
Well, I saw Uncle John...

608
00:37:27,706 --> 00:37:29,207
Whoa!

609
00:37:29,207 --> 00:37:31,209
Guys! Guys! I'm floating.

610
00:37:31,209 --> 00:37:33,086
- Oh, uh, uh...
- I don't know.

611
00:37:33,086 --> 00:37:34,504
Levitaius dominungus!

612
00:37:34,587 --> 00:37:36,297
- Uh, um... No, just...
- Put me... Chair!

613
00:37:36,297 --> 00:37:38,299
- No, I...
- Chair! Guys!

614
00:37:38,299 --> 00:37:40,510
Uh, uh...

615
00:37:40,510 --> 00:37:42,679
- No, no, that's not right.
- Fiddlesticks.

616
00:37:42,679 --> 00:37:44,305
Just get the...

617
00:37:44,305 --> 00:37:45,807
Um, just one... just...

618
00:37:51,688 --> 00:37:53,690
Seriously, are you almost done?

619
00:37:53,815 --> 00:37:55,316
Please hurry up!

620
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,485
Water to the face at a
very high-speed pace.

621
00:38:03,199 --> 00:38:05,285
Shut up. Shut up. Stop laughing.

622
00:38:05,410 --> 00:38:06,619
It's not funny.

623
00:38:11,416 --> 00:38:14,210
You can control the energy

624
00:38:14,210 --> 00:38:16,880
if you focus and channel it.

625
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:19,299
- Won't it kill me?
- Not if you focus.

626
00:38:19,299 --> 00:38:21,301
Then you are the conductor.
Watch.

627
00:38:23,011 --> 00:38:25,305
Yes, baby, whoo...

628
00:38:25,388 --> 00:38:26,806
Show me what you got.

629
00:38:26,890 --> 00:38:28,391
Baby

630
00:38:28,391 --> 00:38:30,518
Havin' me some fun tonight

631
00:38:30,602 --> 00:38:32,687
Yeah, well, I saw Uncle John...

632
00:38:32,687 --> 00:38:34,105
Oh! Chair!

633
00:38:34,189 --> 00:38:35,982
Sorry, chair!

634
00:38:36,107 --> 00:38:38,485
Ooh.

635
00:38:38,610 --> 00:38:39,903
Not bad.

636
00:38:39,903 --> 00:38:41,988
Yeah, baby

637
00:38:41,988 --> 00:38:44,491
Whoo, baby

638
00:38:44,616 --> 00:38:47,410
Havin' me some fun tonight

639
00:38:47,410 --> 00:38:49,704
Yeah, we gonna have
some fun tonight

640
00:38:49,704 --> 00:38:51,081
Oh.

641
00:38:51,206 --> 00:38:53,583
We gonna have some fun tonight

642
00:38:53,708 --> 00:38:56,920
Whoo, have some fun tonight

643
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,589
Everything's all right

644
00:38:59,589 --> 00:39:01,091
Have some fun

645
00:39:01,216 --> 00:39:03,718
Have me some fun tonight.

646
00:39:24,906 --> 00:39:26,491
Three gongs, Florence.

647
00:39:26,491 --> 00:39:28,618
Last time, it was
four; now it's three.

648
00:39:28,702 --> 00:39:30,912
What happens when it
gets down to one?

649
00:39:30,995 --> 00:39:32,580
We'll hide in the basement,
like sensible people.

650
00:39:32,580 --> 00:39:34,416
Okay, this is no time for jokes.

651
00:39:34,499 --> 00:39:36,710
Things have changed.

652
00:39:36,710 --> 00:39:38,003
I know.

653
00:39:38,086 --> 00:39:41,715
Lewis.

654
00:39:41,798 --> 00:39:43,800
What happens if he's
here when it goes off?

655
00:39:43,883 --> 00:39:47,303
He won't be, because we
are going to find it.

656
00:39:47,303 --> 00:39:50,098
We just have to
hold it together.

657
00:39:51,307 --> 00:39:52,684
Okay.

658
00:39:57,105 --> 00:39:58,815
Sorry.

659
00:40:00,108 --> 00:40:01,818
Let me get some butter.

660
00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:19,419
Plaid button-down, please.

661
00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:27,302
And will the Indomitable

662
00:40:27,302 --> 00:40:28,595
Captain Midnight

663
00:40:28,595 --> 00:40:30,597
defeat the dastardly
Comrade Ivan?

664
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,515
Maybe later, okay?

665
00:40:34,809 --> 00:40:37,687
Come on, I'm gonna be late!

666
00:40:37,812 --> 00:40:39,397
- See ya.
- Toodles.

667
00:40:39,481 --> 00:40:41,316
I'm getting out of here.

668
00:40:41,399 --> 00:40:43,193
No, stop! Stop! You
ain't going anywhere.

669
00:40:43,193 --> 00:40:45,320
I foolishly walked into a trap.

670
00:40:45,403 --> 00:40:46,613
Why, you double-crossing hound.

671
00:40:46,613 --> 00:40:47,989
Stay.

672
00:40:47,989 --> 00:40:49,991
I'll have your life for this!

673
00:40:56,790 --> 00:40:58,708
Yes!

674
00:41:00,710 --> 00:41:02,504
Chair!

675
00:41:02,504 --> 00:41:04,214
And the winner of the

676
00:41:04,214 --> 00:41:06,299
fourth grade class
president election is...

677
00:41:06,383 --> 00:41:08,093
- Tarby Corrigan!
- Yeah!

678
00:41:11,596 --> 00:41:13,014
Thank you.

679
00:41:14,599 --> 00:41:16,101
Tarby. Excuse me.

680
00:41:16,101 --> 00:41:18,019
Tarby. Congratulations, Tarby.

681
00:41:18,019 --> 00:41:19,896
- Thanks, Lewis.
- If you want,

682
00:41:19,896 --> 00:41:21,898
I can bring some cookies
tomorrow to celebrate.

683
00:41:21,898 --> 00:41:23,400
Yeah, Tarby. Go have
a cookie picnic

684
00:41:23,483 --> 00:41:24,901
here with the little runt.

685
00:41:24,901 --> 00:41:26,611
Woody.

686
00:41:26,695 --> 00:41:28,113
Just...

687
00:41:28,196 --> 00:41:29,698
I'll catch up later.

688
00:41:31,616 --> 00:41:33,493
Hey, you got your cast off.

689
00:41:33,493 --> 00:41:34,786
Do you want to go
hit some balls?

690
00:41:34,786 --> 00:41:36,413
Sorry.

691
00:41:36,413 --> 00:41:37,914
The boys and me...

692
00:41:37,997 --> 00:41:39,708
we're gonna explore
Wilder Creek.

693
00:41:39,708 --> 00:41:42,002
Maybe another time.

694
00:41:42,085 --> 00:41:44,212
I've got something way
better than that.

695
00:41:46,089 --> 00:41:47,590
Oh, yeah?

696
00:41:47,590 --> 00:41:48,883
My house.

697
00:41:48,883 --> 00:41:50,385
Everyone's wrong, you know.

698
00:41:50,510 --> 00:41:52,095
It's not haunted.

699
00:41:52,095 --> 00:41:53,680
It's magic.

700
00:41:56,683 --> 00:41:58,018
Magic?

701
00:41:58,893 --> 00:42:00,687
Magic's not real.

702
00:42:00,812 --> 00:42:02,188
It is real.

703
00:42:02,188 --> 00:42:03,982
My uncle...

704
00:42:04,107 --> 00:42:05,316
he's a warlock.

705
00:42:05,316 --> 00:42:06,693
That's a boy witch. And...

706
00:42:06,693 --> 00:42:09,487
I could teach you spells
to throw a curveball

707
00:42:09,487 --> 00:42:11,698
or-or hit a home run

708
00:42:11,698 --> 00:42:14,701
or throw a touchdown
every single time.

709
00:42:14,701 --> 00:42:16,286
Cross my heart.

710
00:42:16,411 --> 00:42:18,413
You can see for yourself.

711
00:42:55,784 --> 00:42:59,120
So, where is it already,
you evil old coot?

712
00:43:08,088 --> 00:43:09,881
The arm.

713
00:43:42,414 --> 00:43:44,290
Blasted pigeons.

714
00:44:34,507 --> 00:44:36,384
Got you.

715
00:44:36,509 --> 00:44:38,386
I'll find you that
curveball spell.

716
00:44:38,511 --> 00:44:40,388
Just give me a sec.

717
00:44:42,807 --> 00:44:44,100
Whoa. What's in there?

718
00:44:45,393 --> 00:44:46,895
Oh, I...

719
00:44:48,104 --> 00:44:49,898
We're not allowed to open it.

720
00:44:49,898 --> 00:44:52,108
Oh, yeah? Why not?

721
00:44:52,192 --> 00:44:54,611
I don't know, but it's
my uncle's only rule.

722
00:44:54,611 --> 00:44:56,696
Besides, it's locked.

723
00:44:59,991 --> 00:45:02,410
No... it's not.

724
00:45:07,207 --> 00:45:09,209
Tarby, I mean it. We can't.

725
00:45:11,419 --> 00:45:14,381
Don't be such a scaredy-cat.

726
00:45:14,381 --> 00:45:17,717
Maybe it's the spell
you're looking for.

727
00:45:17,801 --> 00:45:19,219
No!

728
00:45:37,487 --> 00:45:38,905
What's...

729
00:45:38,988 --> 00:45:40,615
necromancy?

730
00:45:40,615 --> 00:45:42,784
"Noun. The practice of
communicating with the dead

731
00:45:42,909 --> 00:45:44,411
or raising them to life."

732
00:45:44,494 --> 00:45:46,413
Put it back.

733
00:45:46,413 --> 00:45:47,914
Raising the dead?

734
00:45:47,914 --> 00:45:49,582
Now, thatwould be a trick.

735
00:45:56,506 --> 00:45:58,883
- Put it back! We have to put
it back right now! -Stop.

736
00:46:01,886 --> 00:46:03,096
Fine.

737
00:46:03,096 --> 00:46:04,514
None of it's real anyways.

738
00:46:04,514 --> 00:46:05,890
It's all just weird.

739
00:46:05,890 --> 00:46:07,517
You're just weird.

740
00:46:16,109 --> 00:46:17,610
Was that the Corrigan boy?

741
00:46:17,610 --> 00:46:19,279
He was just leaving.

742
00:46:19,279 --> 00:46:20,613
What were you two doing?

743
00:46:20,697 --> 00:46:21,990
Nothing.

744
00:46:21,990 --> 00:46:23,700
Uncle Jonathan, do you want to

745
00:46:23,783 --> 00:46:25,201
- play ball with me?
- I can't right now.

746
00:46:25,285 --> 00:46:27,996
There's something I
need to look into.

747
00:46:27,996 --> 00:46:29,706
- Later, okay?
- Okay.

748
00:46:36,296 --> 00:46:38,006
Isaac hid the room with a hex

749
00:46:38,089 --> 00:46:39,382
so no one would find these,

750
00:46:39,382 --> 00:46:41,301
but I can't make heads
or tails of this.

751
00:46:41,384 --> 00:46:43,595
I know about every magic
language there is...

752
00:46:43,595 --> 00:46:46,181
The Alberti cipher,
the Enochian glyphs...

753
00:46:46,306 --> 00:46:47,891
But this...

754
00:46:47,891 --> 00:46:49,893
Really?

755
00:46:49,893 --> 00:46:51,394
Well, at least I lived to see

756
00:46:51,394 --> 00:46:52,812
the purple pachyderm
get stumped.

757
00:46:52,896 --> 00:46:54,189
I don't know how much longer

758
00:46:54,314 --> 00:46:56,191
any of us will be
living, weird beard.

759
00:46:56,316 --> 00:46:57,692
- Cranky old crone.
- Mush brush.

760
00:46:57,817 --> 00:46:59,611
- Hag face.
- Oh, go braid your back hair.

761
00:46:59,611 --> 00:47:01,905
I'd give you a nasty look,
but you've already got one.

762
00:47:01,905 --> 00:47:03,907
Okay, okay.

763
00:47:03,907 --> 00:47:05,992
You old yeti. Now, look.

764
00:47:09,496 --> 00:47:11,414
What does this mean to you?

765
00:47:11,414 --> 00:47:12,916
The omega.

766
00:47:12,916 --> 00:47:15,210
Isaac talked about
it when he died.

767
00:47:15,293 --> 00:47:18,004
The last letter of
the Greek alphabet.

768
00:47:18,004 --> 00:47:21,299
And in early Christianity?

769
00:47:23,093 --> 00:47:25,512
It means Judgment Day.

770
00:47:39,192 --> 00:47:41,111
You all right, kiddo?

771
00:47:42,487 --> 00:47:43,905
I'm okay.

772
00:47:45,782 --> 00:47:47,909
You always were a lousy liar.

773
00:47:53,206 --> 00:47:55,917
You're lonely, huh?

774
00:47:56,001 --> 00:48:00,380
I just wish Jonathan
wasn't so busy.

775
00:48:00,505 --> 00:48:02,382
I wish he could spend
more time with you.

776
00:48:04,384 --> 00:48:06,386
It's okay.

777
00:48:08,096 --> 00:48:09,514
What about Tarby?

778
00:48:09,514 --> 00:48:11,307
Tarby hates me.

779
00:48:11,391 --> 00:48:13,893
Oh, you can fix that.

780
00:48:14,019 --> 00:48:15,687
Easy.

781
00:48:15,687 --> 00:48:17,480
Just show him some real magic.

782
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:19,399
I can't do any real magic.

783
00:48:19,399 --> 00:48:20,900
Yes, you can.

784
00:48:20,900 --> 00:48:22,902
With the book, silly.

785
00:48:22,902 --> 00:48:25,697
The one I told you to find.

786
00:48:25,697 --> 00:48:28,199
Well, you found it, didn't you?

787
00:48:28,283 --> 00:48:29,617
Book?

788
00:48:29,701 --> 00:48:31,786
You mean the necromancy
book in the library?

789
00:48:31,786 --> 00:48:34,289
Uncle Jonathan told me
never to even touch it.

790
00:48:34,289 --> 00:48:36,291
Oh, he won't mind.

791
00:48:36,291 --> 00:48:38,585
He's too busy anyways.

792
00:48:40,503 --> 00:48:41,880
Take the book.

793
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:44,507
Show Tarby a real trick.

794
00:48:44,507 --> 00:48:47,510
He's gonna be your friend again.

795
00:48:47,510 --> 00:48:49,512
I know it.

796
00:48:55,101 --> 00:48:57,020
Tarby's a jerk, you know.

797
00:48:57,103 --> 00:48:58,813
He runs for president
every year,

798
00:48:58,813 --> 00:49:02,192
and he's always nice
until the election.

799
00:49:02,192 --> 00:49:03,902
- After that...
- Hey! Over here!

800
00:49:03,902 --> 00:49:07,197
He goes back to being him.

801
00:49:07,197 --> 00:49:09,199
You don't need him.

802
00:49:09,199 --> 00:49:11,701
We could go look for spiders.

803
00:49:11,701 --> 00:49:13,703
If you want.

804
00:49:15,580 --> 00:49:17,916
Just leave me alone, okay?

805
00:49:24,589 --> 00:49:26,216
Tarby!

806
00:49:28,885 --> 00:49:31,304
Okay. You want to see
some real magic?

807
00:49:31,304 --> 00:49:32,597
I'll show you.

808
00:49:32,597 --> 00:49:33,807
Yeah?

809
00:49:33,890 --> 00:49:36,685
You gonna saw a lady in half?

810
00:49:36,810 --> 00:49:38,895
I'm gonna raise the dead.

811
00:49:39,020 --> 00:49:40,188
You're a liar.

812
00:49:40,313 --> 00:49:41,606
No one can raise the dead.

813
00:49:41,690 --> 00:49:42,982
Watch me.

814
00:49:42,982 --> 00:49:44,901
Unless...

815
00:49:44,901 --> 00:49:46,319
unless you're scared.

816
00:49:48,113 --> 00:49:49,489
You need a babysitter?

817
00:49:49,614 --> 00:49:51,408
Fine, but this whole thing

818
00:49:51,491 --> 00:49:53,910
is just gonna be a
big waste of time.

819
00:49:55,286 --> 00:49:56,996
When?

820
00:50:26,484 --> 00:50:28,695
Tarby!

821
00:50:28,820 --> 00:50:30,613
Tarby?

822
00:50:46,504 --> 00:50:48,006
Boo!

823
00:50:49,090 --> 00:50:51,801
Tarby, that's not funny.

824
00:50:51,885 --> 00:50:53,720
It is from here.

825
00:50:55,096 --> 00:50:57,599
Well, come on, smart guy.

826
00:51:00,602 --> 00:51:03,313
Who are we gonna wake up?

827
00:51:03,396 --> 00:51:05,398
How about this one?

828
00:51:05,482 --> 00:51:07,192
The lamb means that
it's a kid's grave,

829
00:51:07,317 --> 00:51:10,195
and I don't want
to raise up a kid.

830
00:51:10,195 --> 00:51:12,781
It's creepy that you know that.

831
00:51:17,702 --> 00:51:20,288
This way, I think.

832
00:51:23,708 --> 00:51:25,585
Nice trick with the book, Lewis.

833
00:51:25,585 --> 00:51:28,004
- I know that's you.
- No, it's not.

834
00:51:30,006 --> 00:51:31,800
Is that it?

835
00:51:31,883 --> 00:51:33,593
Yeah.

836
00:51:33,718 --> 00:51:35,303
I think so.

837
00:51:37,013 --> 00:51:38,682
Come on.

838
00:52:12,215 --> 00:52:14,217
Okay.

839
00:52:18,013 --> 00:52:21,808
"For thou who sleeps
in stone and clay,

840
00:52:21,808 --> 00:52:24,894
"heed this call...
Rise up and obey.

841
00:52:25,020 --> 00:52:27,397
"Trek on through
the mortal door.

842
00:52:27,397 --> 00:52:30,900
Assemble flesh and
walk once more."

843
00:52:34,487 --> 00:52:36,990
So, what now?

844
00:52:36,990 --> 00:52:38,616
That's it.

845
00:52:38,616 --> 00:52:40,493
That's all it says.

846
00:52:41,494 --> 00:52:43,288
See, I told you all this was...

847
00:52:51,713 --> 00:52:52,797
Tarby?

848
00:52:54,007 --> 00:52:55,717
Tarby!

849
00:54:08,206 --> 00:54:10,208
Could you put those
back, please?

850
00:54:14,713 --> 00:54:16,506
He's coming home!

851
00:54:16,506 --> 00:54:19,009
- He's free.
- He's back!

852
00:54:19,092 --> 00:54:21,594
He's awake.

853
00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:23,596
He's coming home!

854
00:54:26,182 --> 00:54:28,018
Coming home!

855
00:54:28,101 --> 00:54:29,519
- He's coming home.
- He's awake.

856
00:54:29,602 --> 00:54:31,104
Coming home. He's coming home.

857
00:54:31,104 --> 00:54:33,189
- He's coming home.
- Coming home.

858
00:54:33,189 --> 00:54:34,816
- He's back!
- He's coming home.

859
00:54:34,899 --> 00:54:37,485
- He's awake.
- He's back!

860
00:54:37,485 --> 00:54:40,780
He's coming home.
He's coming home.

861
00:54:43,116 --> 00:54:45,201
That's not creepy.

862
00:54:58,381 --> 00:54:59,883
Who'd be crazy enough

863
00:54:59,883 --> 00:55:01,593
to bring Isaac Izard back?

864
00:55:01,593 --> 00:55:03,386
Someone suicidal.

865
00:55:07,015 --> 00:55:08,391
The house knows he's back.

866
00:55:08,516 --> 00:55:10,101
Can you feel that?

867
00:55:10,185 --> 00:55:12,103
Like a dog with rabies.

868
00:55:12,187 --> 00:55:14,397
Knows his master's coming home.

869
00:55:14,481 --> 00:55:16,816
I'm gonna need your help
on this one, Florence.

870
00:55:16,900 --> 00:55:18,109
My magic won't be enough.

871
00:55:18,109 --> 00:55:19,611
I'm barely qualified as it is.

872
00:55:19,611 --> 00:55:22,113
I can't. I'll-I'll
just mess it up.

873
00:55:22,113 --> 00:55:24,115
- I can't do this alone.
- Well, you won't have to.

874
00:55:24,115 --> 00:55:25,492
- Lewis.
- What about Lewis?

875
00:55:25,492 --> 00:55:27,118
He's stronger than you know.

876
00:55:27,118 --> 00:55:29,412
And one and a half warlocks
is better than nothing.

877
00:55:29,412 --> 00:55:31,581
- Just tell him the truth.
- No! He's just a boy.

878
00:55:31,706 --> 00:55:33,208
You're the smartest
witch I've ever known.

879
00:55:33,208 --> 00:55:34,918
You can cast spells I
can't even pronounce.

880
00:55:34,918 --> 00:55:36,419
I said I can't.

881
00:55:40,799 --> 00:55:42,300
I can't.

882
00:55:44,219 --> 00:55:46,012
I'm sorry.

883
00:55:46,012 --> 00:55:47,389
Look...

884
00:55:47,514 --> 00:55:48,890
Isaac is coming back,

885
00:55:49,015 --> 00:55:50,809
and we can't let him get inside.

886
00:55:52,310 --> 00:55:54,020
Well...

887
00:55:54,020 --> 00:55:57,399
if your magic is off-limits,
then what's the plan?

888
00:55:57,399 --> 00:56:00,110
I can still swing a hammer.

889
00:56:16,584 --> 00:56:19,295
These are crazy
people, Marmalade.

890
00:56:19,379 --> 00:56:20,797
Crazy people.

891
00:56:23,383 --> 00:56:25,385
Do you think these are
enough to keep Isaac out?

892
00:56:25,385 --> 00:56:27,387
Oh, yes.

893
00:56:27,387 --> 00:56:28,680
Maybe.

894
00:56:28,805 --> 00:56:30,390
I'm gonna get some more.

895
00:56:51,202 --> 00:56:52,787
Uncle Jonathan?

896
00:56:52,787 --> 00:56:54,706
Don't come up! I'm, uh...

897
00:56:54,789 --> 00:56:56,916
I'm coming down.

898
00:57:02,505 --> 00:57:03,798
Listen.

899
00:57:03,798 --> 00:57:05,508
I-I need to talk to you.

900
00:57:05,508 --> 00:57:07,093
Not a great time, Lewis.

901
00:57:07,093 --> 00:57:09,095
I'm working on a
heavy-duty spell.

902
00:57:09,179 --> 00:57:10,805
I want you to stay at Mrs. Z's

903
00:57:10,805 --> 00:57:12,515
- for a few days.
- Come on.

904
00:57:12,515 --> 00:57:14,601
I see the horseshoes. I
know something's wrong.

905
00:57:14,601 --> 00:57:16,311
What are you talking about? There...
Everything's fine.

906
00:57:16,311 --> 00:57:17,520
No, it's not.

907
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:19,189
You're right, Lewis.

908
00:57:19,189 --> 00:57:21,107
Something is wrong.

909
00:57:21,191 --> 00:57:22,901
- Something is very wrong.
- Florence.

910
00:57:22,984 --> 00:57:25,111
He's got eyes, Jonathan.

911
00:57:25,195 --> 00:57:27,405
It's our friend, Isaac Izard.

912
00:57:27,405 --> 00:57:28,907
Except he's not our friend.

913
00:57:28,990 --> 00:57:30,492
He's very wicked, very powerful,

914
00:57:30,617 --> 00:57:33,495
and I'm afraid he's back
from the great beyond.

915
00:57:33,495 --> 00:57:35,997
Yeah, uh, that's what
I wanted to talk...

916
00:57:35,997 --> 00:57:38,500
And when we find out who's
raised him from the dead,

917
00:57:38,583 --> 00:57:41,795
they are going to be
sorry... very sorry.

918
00:57:41,795 --> 00:57:43,505
Oh. Mmm.

919
00:57:43,505 --> 00:57:45,715
Yeah, they... they sure will.

920
00:57:45,715 --> 00:57:47,092
Look.

921
00:57:47,092 --> 00:57:48,885
The truth is,

922
00:57:48,885 --> 00:57:50,720
it's not safe for you here.

923
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:52,013
At least not now.

924
00:57:52,097 --> 00:57:55,183
So go next door with
Florence, okay?

925
00:57:55,308 --> 00:57:57,602
Everything's gonna be fine.

926
00:58:13,702 --> 00:58:15,286
Come on.

927
00:58:15,286 --> 00:58:16,496
Mrs. Zimmerman?

928
00:58:16,579 --> 00:58:18,707
Uh, I'm sorry, dear?

929
00:58:18,790 --> 00:58:20,417
What are you doing?

930
00:58:20,417 --> 00:58:23,086
I'm just trying...

931
00:58:26,715 --> 00:58:28,299
Nothing.

932
00:58:34,389 --> 00:58:35,807
Wait.

933
00:58:37,392 --> 00:58:39,602
Isaac and Uncle Jonathan
used to perform together?

934
00:58:39,686 --> 00:58:42,480
They did everything together.

935
00:58:43,815 --> 00:58:45,692
They were best friends.

936
00:58:45,692 --> 00:58:46,818
They were?

937
00:58:47,986 --> 00:58:49,904
Once.

938
00:58:55,410 --> 00:58:58,079
Isaac was an orphan,

939
00:58:58,079 --> 00:59:00,582
and Jonathan a runaway.

940
00:59:00,707 --> 00:59:03,710
Neither of them had family.

941
00:59:03,710 --> 00:59:06,504
All they had was magic.

942
00:59:09,591 --> 00:59:11,509
And each other.

943
00:59:11,509 --> 00:59:15,013
Then Isaac went away to war.

944
00:59:15,013 --> 00:59:17,807
He was fighting in Germany,
when he went M.I.A.

945
00:59:17,891 --> 00:59:19,601
Months passed.

946
00:59:19,601 --> 00:59:22,604
Then, suddenly, Isaac
came back home.

947
00:59:23,813 --> 00:59:26,399
But it wasn't the same Isaac.

948
00:59:28,318 --> 00:59:30,695
He was different.

949
00:59:30,820 --> 00:59:32,906
And angry.

950
00:59:32,906 --> 00:59:36,993
And more powerful than any
warlock had the right to be.

951
00:59:36,993 --> 00:59:38,411
How?

952
00:59:39,579 --> 00:59:41,498
What happened to him?

953
00:59:41,498 --> 00:59:43,291
We don't know.

954
00:59:43,291 --> 00:59:47,587
All he said was he was
lost in the Black Forest.

955
00:59:47,712 --> 00:59:51,216
Now, that is a very old place

956
00:59:51,216 --> 00:59:53,593
with very old magic.

957
00:59:53,593 --> 00:59:56,096
It's where the Brothers Grimm
wrote their histories.

958
00:59:56,096 --> 00:59:57,597
You mean their fairy tales.

959
00:59:59,516 --> 01:00:02,102
Now, we think that Isaac

960
01:00:02,102 --> 01:00:04,604
met a dark warlock
in those woods,

961
01:00:04,604 --> 01:00:06,815
a teacher who gave him

962
01:00:06,815 --> 01:00:09,984
some terrifying,
forbidden books.

963
01:00:09,984 --> 01:00:12,612
One of which is so dangerous

964
01:00:12,612 --> 01:00:15,990
that your uncle keeps it
locked up in his cabinet.

965
01:00:16,116 --> 01:00:20,412
Then Isaac abandoned
poor Jonathan.

966
01:00:20,412 --> 01:00:21,705
No explanation.

967
01:00:21,705 --> 01:00:25,083
And he found himself
a witch, Selena.

968
01:00:25,208 --> 01:00:28,712
So spiteful and mean,
he married her.

969
01:00:28,712 --> 01:00:31,006
And they locked themselves
away in the house.

970
01:00:32,298 --> 01:00:34,718
Until one night last year...

971
01:00:34,718 --> 01:00:37,595
Isaac performed a
blood magic ritual

972
01:00:37,679 --> 01:00:39,180
that killed him.

973
01:00:39,180 --> 01:00:40,598
What was the ritual for?

974
01:00:40,682 --> 01:00:42,892
To make a key.

975
01:00:42,892 --> 01:00:44,894
A clock key.

976
01:00:44,894 --> 01:00:46,604
Of human bone.

977
01:00:47,689 --> 01:00:50,400
We think his wife's bones.

978
01:00:51,901 --> 01:00:55,280
We think Isaac killed
Selena to make it.

979
01:00:58,992 --> 01:01:01,703
Uncle Jonathan said that you
were a really good witch...

980
01:01:01,703 --> 01:01:03,705
Even better than him.

981
01:01:03,705 --> 01:01:05,498
I was.

982
01:01:06,708 --> 01:01:08,084
Once.

983
01:01:10,295 --> 01:01:12,589
My magic was the toast of Paris.

984
01:01:12,714 --> 01:01:15,800
You should have seen
me before the war.

985
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:18,094
I melted Salvador
Dalí's watch one time,

986
01:01:18,094 --> 01:01:19,596
right off his wrist.

987
01:01:21,014 --> 01:01:22,515
Then why can't you help us?

988
01:01:28,980 --> 01:01:32,317
You know how magic
comes from the inside?

989
01:01:33,485 --> 01:01:34,986
Well...

990
01:01:34,986 --> 01:01:37,697
I got hurt one time.

991
01:01:37,781 --> 01:01:39,699
Pretty badly.

992
01:01:39,783 --> 01:01:43,495
And even though my
outsides got better,

993
01:01:43,620 --> 01:01:46,706
my insides never did.

994
01:01:46,706 --> 01:01:51,795
And so now, every time I try
to work any real magic,

995
01:01:51,795 --> 01:01:54,589
it just comes out...

996
01:01:54,714 --> 01:01:56,508
broken.

997
01:01:59,803 --> 01:02:01,596
Now...

998
01:02:03,098 --> 01:02:06,518
There's very few
problems in the world

999
01:02:06,518 --> 01:02:08,812
that can't at least be helped

1000
01:02:08,812 --> 01:02:11,815
by a good chocolate chip cookie.

1001
01:02:17,696 --> 01:02:20,198
Tarby. Tarby!

1002
01:02:20,281 --> 01:02:21,908
Not now, Lewis.
I'm late for gym.

1003
01:02:21,908 --> 01:02:23,785
- No, now. We gotta talk now.
- What?

1004
01:02:23,785 --> 01:02:25,412
Let go! -WOODY: Where do you
think you're going, huh?

1005
01:02:25,412 --> 01:02:27,706
The other night, what
we did in the cemetery,

1006
01:02:27,706 --> 01:02:29,207
we did something awful.

1007
01:02:29,290 --> 01:02:31,418
My uncle's in trouble.
We all are, and...

1008
01:02:31,501 --> 01:02:32,794
See, see, there's this clock.

1009
01:02:32,794 --> 01:02:35,714
Lewis, just stop.

1010
01:02:35,797 --> 01:02:37,799
Nothing happened
in that cemetery.

1011
01:02:37,799 --> 01:02:39,009
Look, I get it... you're scared.

1012
01:02:39,009 --> 01:02:40,218
I am, too. We're...

1013
01:02:40,218 --> 01:02:42,012
Woody!

1014
01:02:43,513 --> 01:02:45,306
- Let's get out of here!
- Let's go!

1015
01:02:49,102 --> 01:02:50,603
- Good morning, Miss Fisher.
- Woody.

1016
01:02:50,687 --> 01:02:52,105
I'm not scared.

1017
01:02:52,105 --> 01:02:53,982
And if you tell
anyone I was there,

1018
01:02:54,107 --> 01:02:55,984
I'll break both your arms.

1019
01:03:01,406 --> 01:03:03,116
You're just a weirdo.

1020
01:03:14,919 --> 01:03:16,588
"Indomitable."

1021
01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:38,985
Uncle Jonathan?

1022
01:03:39,110 --> 01:03:40,987
You in here?

1023
01:03:54,292 --> 01:03:55,585
No way.

1024
01:04:20,902 --> 01:04:22,987
Help me! Help, please!

1025
01:04:23,113 --> 01:04:25,615
Help! Uncle Jonathan!

1026
01:04:25,615 --> 01:04:27,283
Uncle Jonathan! Help!

1027
01:04:27,283 --> 01:04:29,911
Help me, please!

1028
01:04:31,705 --> 01:04:33,581
Get those papers!

1029
01:04:37,419 --> 01:04:39,587
Get, get, get. Get!

1030
01:04:39,587 --> 01:04:41,381
Are you all right?

1031
01:04:41,506 --> 01:04:42,716
What are you doing here?

1032
01:04:42,799 --> 01:04:45,093
I told you it's not safe.

1033
01:04:45,218 --> 01:04:46,886
I was being indomitable.

1034
01:04:48,596 --> 01:04:50,682
I suppose you were, weren't you?

1035
01:04:50,682 --> 01:04:52,100
You can't do this alone.

1036
01:04:52,100 --> 01:04:53,518
You need help,

1037
01:04:53,518 --> 01:04:55,020
- and I can help you.
- No, you can't.

1038
01:04:55,103 --> 01:04:57,897
Actually, I can, 'cause I
know how to read this.

1039
01:05:00,191 --> 01:05:02,986
But I'm gonna need
some Ovaltine.

1040
01:05:03,111 --> 01:05:04,487
Wait, I-I don't understand.

1041
01:05:04,612 --> 01:05:06,197
- You've seen this code before?
- Yes.

1042
01:05:06,281 --> 01:05:07,991
Comrade Ivan uses
one just like it

1043
01:05:08,116 --> 01:05:09,784
to send commands to
his Red Brigade.

1044
01:05:09,784 --> 01:05:12,120
- Comrade who?
- Comrade Ivan from the TV show.

1045
01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:15,498
But Captain Midnight always
stops him and decodes it...

1046
01:05:15,582 --> 01:05:17,792
with, uh...

1047
01:05:17,917 --> 01:05:20,003
this, the Captain Midnight
Secret Decoder Pin.

1048
01:05:21,212 --> 01:05:22,797
I don't believe it.

1049
01:05:22,797 --> 01:05:24,215
I don't believe it.

1050
01:05:24,299 --> 01:05:26,718
Three Ovaltine shakes, please.

1051
01:05:31,014 --> 01:05:33,683
Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh

1052
01:05:33,683 --> 01:05:36,811
- Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh
- Do, do, do, do...

1053
01:05:36,811 --> 01:05:38,897
"With this clock, Selena and I

1054
01:05:38,897 --> 01:05:41,107
shall wipe this
filthy world clean."

1055
01:05:43,485 --> 01:05:45,820
It's a doomsday clock.

1056
01:05:47,697 --> 01:05:50,200
In a way, it
destroys everything,

1057
01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:52,619
but not by ending the
world, but sending it back

1058
01:05:52,619 --> 01:05:53,995
to the beginning.

1059
01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:55,997
If the planet is
one giant clock,

1060
01:05:55,997 --> 01:05:57,582
then this damn thing
is the winder.

1061
01:05:58,917 --> 01:06:00,418
He's winding it back

1062
01:06:00,418 --> 01:06:01,586
to the very beginning of time!

1063
01:06:01,711 --> 01:06:03,004
So everything goes

1064
01:06:03,004 --> 01:06:04,589
in reverse... we grow
younger and younger

1065
01:06:04,714 --> 01:06:06,716
until we vanish, until
there's no one left.

1066
01:06:08,385 --> 01:06:11,888
I knew Isaac was strong, but
this goes beyond anything

1067
01:06:11,888 --> 01:06:14,391
I ever thought he
was capable of.

1068
01:06:14,391 --> 01:06:15,600
When's it happen?

1069
01:06:16,810 --> 01:06:19,979
"When night's at its blackest."

1070
01:06:20,105 --> 01:06:22,482
The total lunar
eclipse... tonight.

1071
01:06:22,482 --> 01:06:24,984
All those moons painted
in my bedroom...

1072
01:06:25,110 --> 01:06:26,319
What if Isaac was studying them

1073
01:06:26,319 --> 01:06:27,987
and waiting for
the right moment?

1074
01:06:28,113 --> 01:06:29,781
That's what the gongs
are counting down to.

1075
01:06:34,911 --> 01:06:36,413
Fallin' in love

1076
01:06:36,413 --> 01:06:39,290
- Oh - Must be fallin' in love.

1077
01:06:39,416 --> 01:06:41,710
We'll take the gumballs, too.

1078
01:06:50,593 --> 01:06:52,595
Isaac's been here.

1079
01:06:54,514 --> 01:06:56,683
Isaac pulled all the
horseshoes off?

1080
01:06:56,683 --> 01:06:59,019
Burned 'em off, one by one.

1081
01:06:59,102 --> 01:07:01,604
Like ants with a
magnifying glass.

1082
01:07:01,688 --> 01:07:04,107
Ooh, just how
powerful is he now?

1083
01:07:04,107 --> 01:07:05,900
Death's been good to him.

1084
01:07:05,984 --> 01:07:07,193
Wait here.

1085
01:07:20,290 --> 01:07:22,584
Chair! It's okay, it's okay.

1086
01:07:22,584 --> 01:07:25,086
I'm here. I'm here to help.

1087
01:07:25,086 --> 01:07:27,213
It's okay.

1088
01:07:27,297 --> 01:07:28,715
You're okay.

1089
01:07:28,715 --> 01:07:31,718
He's torn the place to pieces.

1090
01:07:31,718 --> 01:07:34,387
He must have been
looking for something.

1091
01:07:34,387 --> 01:07:36,598
And I think I know what.

1092
01:07:38,683 --> 01:07:40,518
Well, what are we waiting for?

1093
01:07:40,602 --> 01:07:42,020
Let's get rid of it.

1094
01:07:47,108 --> 01:07:49,486
Uh, shouldn't this be
melting right now?

1095
01:07:49,486 --> 01:07:51,988
Too much John the
Conqueror root?

1096
01:07:52,113 --> 01:07:53,406
No.

1097
01:07:53,406 --> 01:07:55,200
Not enough goofer dust.

1098
01:07:55,283 --> 01:07:56,618
Oh.

1099
01:07:56,618 --> 01:07:57,911
Grains of paradise.

1100
01:07:57,911 --> 01:07:59,204
We don't have any
grains of paradise.

1101
01:07:59,204 --> 01:08:00,497
You know what?

1102
01:08:00,580 --> 01:08:01,706
- Maybe a pinch of motherwort.
- Uncle Jonathan?

1103
01:08:01,790 --> 01:08:02,999
How about some lotus root?

1104
01:08:03,083 --> 01:08:04,084
Yeah, yeah, more lotus root.

1105
01:08:04,209 --> 01:08:06,586
- Uncle Jonathan.
- Hmm?

1106
01:08:06,711 --> 01:08:08,380
This is my fault.

1107
01:08:08,380 --> 01:08:10,507
Lewis, you helped us.

1108
01:08:10,590 --> 01:08:12,592
You're the one who
decoded the blueprints.

1109
01:08:12,592 --> 01:08:13,718
No.

1110
01:08:15,220 --> 01:08:17,889
I mean I'm the one who
brought Isaac back.

1111
01:08:19,015 --> 01:08:20,100
Lewis?

1112
01:08:20,183 --> 01:08:22,602
What are you talking about?

1113
01:08:24,396 --> 01:08:25,814
I opened the cabinet.

1114
01:08:25,897 --> 01:08:27,190
I used your book.

1115
01:08:27,190 --> 01:08:29,818
I-I'm so, so, so sorry.

1116
01:08:29,901 --> 01:08:31,695
No, you couldn't have. You
don't know enough magic

1117
01:08:31,820 --> 01:08:33,196
to pull off a spell like that.

1118
01:08:33,196 --> 01:08:36,282
I just followed the directions.

1119
01:08:36,408 --> 01:08:38,201
I bled onto the book.

1120
01:08:38,201 --> 01:08:40,620
Oh, Lewis.

1121
01:08:41,788 --> 01:08:43,790
Blood magic?

1122
01:08:43,915 --> 01:08:46,710
That was my one rule.

1123
01:08:46,710 --> 01:08:48,920
I-I know. I'm sorry.

1124
01:08:49,004 --> 01:08:50,797
- And you broke it?
- I didn't mean to.

1125
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:53,383
So you opened a
forbidden cabinet

1126
01:08:53,383 --> 01:08:55,719
and performed an unholy ritual

1127
01:08:55,719 --> 01:08:57,303
- on accident?
- Jonathan.

1128
01:08:57,303 --> 01:08:58,513
I didn't know Isaac was evil.

1129
01:08:58,596 --> 01:08:59,681
You never told me.

1130
01:08:59,806 --> 01:09:00,807
Oh, so this is my fault?

1131
01:09:00,890 --> 01:09:01,808
I didn't say that.

1132
01:09:01,891 --> 01:09:03,184
Then what are you saying?!

1133
01:09:04,394 --> 01:09:05,687
What the hell were
you thinking?!

1134
01:09:05,687 --> 01:09:09,399
I just wanted Tarby to
be my friend again.

1135
01:09:09,482 --> 01:09:10,900
And I want my parents back.

1136
01:09:10,984 --> 01:09:12,402
And I figured, if
it worked here,

1137
01:09:12,402 --> 01:09:14,195
I could go home and
try it on them.

1138
01:09:16,698 --> 01:09:17,782
I just want my mom.

1139
01:09:21,619 --> 01:09:23,788
I'm sorry.

1140
01:09:23,913 --> 01:09:25,915
It was a mistake.

1141
01:09:25,915 --> 01:09:27,709
You coming here.

1142
01:09:27,792 --> 01:09:30,295
Now, hold on, Jonathan.

1143
01:09:30,295 --> 01:09:31,713
No. No, please, please.

1144
01:09:31,796 --> 01:09:33,089
I'll-I'll make it up to you.

1145
01:09:33,089 --> 01:09:35,008
Please.

1146
01:09:35,008 --> 01:09:38,219
No. This is no place for a kid.

1147
01:09:38,303 --> 01:09:40,680
It's not safe for you here.

1148
01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:42,807
I was wrong to ever
think that it was.

1149
01:09:42,891 --> 01:09:44,100
But...

1150
01:09:44,184 --> 01:09:46,603
we're a bevy of swans.

1151
01:09:46,603 --> 01:09:48,104
I'm sorry.

1152
01:09:50,607 --> 01:09:52,817
You stay here.

1153
01:09:52,817 --> 01:09:54,486
Let me talk to him.

1154
01:10:04,287 --> 01:10:06,414
I know I've got a
Malleus Maleficarum

1155
01:10:06,498 --> 01:10:08,291
around here somewhere.

1156
01:10:08,291 --> 01:10:10,210
Should help with the key.

1157
01:10:12,003 --> 01:10:13,296
Go ahead, yell at me.

1158
01:10:13,380 --> 01:10:14,798
Call me some names.

1159
01:10:14,881 --> 01:10:16,216
No names.

1160
01:10:17,384 --> 01:10:19,219
Not this time.

1161
01:10:20,595 --> 01:10:22,013
Jonathan.

1162
01:10:22,097 --> 01:10:24,391
That little boy needs you.

1163
01:10:24,516 --> 01:10:25,892
But what he did...

1164
01:10:25,892 --> 01:10:27,602
He's a child.

1165
01:10:27,686 --> 01:10:30,188
Children make mistakes.
They get in trouble.

1166
01:10:30,313 --> 01:10:31,606
That's why they're children.

1167
01:10:31,690 --> 01:10:34,693
No, this is not swiping
a comic book, Florence.

1168
01:10:34,693 --> 01:10:36,611
This is... I-I...

1169
01:10:36,695 --> 01:10:38,488
I-I... I don't have
a choice here.

1170
01:10:38,488 --> 01:10:40,281
Of course you do.

1171
01:10:40,281 --> 01:10:42,701
You could stick it out.

1172
01:10:42,701 --> 01:10:45,203
No, no, when the
going gets tough,

1173
01:10:45,203 --> 01:10:47,706
you get going right
for the exit.

1174
01:10:47,706 --> 01:10:50,208
Like how you ran away
from your family.

1175
01:10:50,291 --> 01:10:52,002
Ran away? My dad threw me out!

1176
01:10:52,085 --> 01:10:53,920
And what about your
little sister?

1177
01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:55,380
She looked up to you.

1178
01:10:55,505 --> 01:10:57,882
She needed you, and
now she's gone.

1179
01:10:58,008 --> 01:11:00,010
And you're going to
abandon her only child.

1180
01:11:00,010 --> 01:11:02,303
Look, I don't know how
to take care of a kid.

1181
01:11:02,303 --> 01:11:04,305
How to talk to him,
how to keep him safe.

1182
01:11:04,389 --> 01:11:05,890
Especially now.

1183
01:11:05,890 --> 01:11:07,392
- I'm just...
- You're scared.

1184
01:11:07,517 --> 01:11:08,893
Yes, all right?

1185
01:11:09,019 --> 01:11:10,687
I'm scared... for Lewis.

1186
01:11:10,687 --> 01:11:12,105
Scared he'll get hurt.

1187
01:11:12,105 --> 01:11:13,314
Well, guess what, genius.

1188
01:11:14,399 --> 01:11:16,109
That is the whole point.

1189
01:11:16,192 --> 01:11:19,612
Having a child means being
scared for them 24-7

1190
01:11:19,696 --> 01:11:21,614
and doing it anyway.

1191
01:11:21,614 --> 01:11:24,993
It's the whole damn
job description.

1192
01:11:24,993 --> 01:11:27,912
And I would give everything
to have that job again.

1193
01:11:27,912 --> 01:11:30,498
To have my little
girl back to...

1194
01:11:33,585 --> 01:11:35,587
You know what?

1195
01:11:35,587 --> 01:11:38,214
I do have a name for you.

1196
01:11:38,298 --> 01:11:41,384
Jonathan Barnavelt,
you're a coward.

1197
01:12:04,783 --> 01:12:07,702
Mrs. Hanchett! Mrs. Hanchett!

1198
01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:10,497
- Lewis.
- He's free.

1199
01:12:10,580 --> 01:12:11,998
He's in there. We gotta go now!

1200
01:12:12,082 --> 01:12:13,416
Well, who? What are
we talking about?

1201
01:12:13,416 --> 01:12:14,417
There is someone in your house!

1202
01:12:14,417 --> 01:12:15,585
- Please hurry!
- Who?

1203
01:12:15,585 --> 01:12:17,087
- Come on!
- Oh, take Marmalade.

1204
01:12:17,212 --> 01:12:18,505
Wait.

1205
01:12:18,505 --> 01:12:20,006
- Come on! Hurry! Please!
- Hold on.

1206
01:12:20,006 --> 01:12:21,716
- We don't care about the door!
- What? Lewis, it's cold.

1207
01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:23,385
- He's upstairs! I saw him!
- Oh, my God.

1208
01:12:23,385 --> 01:12:24,886
- He's in your house right now!
- Lewis!

1209
01:12:24,886 --> 01:12:28,014
- Please! Hurry! Hurry!
- Lewis! Lewis!

1210
01:12:28,014 --> 01:12:29,307
- Come on!
- Wait, hold on, Lewis.

1211
01:12:29,307 --> 01:12:30,600
- It's slippery, Lewis!
- Come on, run! Hurry!

1212
01:12:30,684 --> 01:12:31,810
- Mrs. Hanchett, hurry!
- Hold on!

1213
01:12:31,893 --> 01:12:33,603
It's slippery, Lewis! Stop!

1214
01:12:33,687 --> 01:12:35,313
You're not making any sense.

1215
01:12:35,313 --> 01:12:37,315
- What bad man?
- His name is Isaac.

1216
01:12:37,399 --> 01:12:38,400
- Isaac Izard.
- Isaac Izard?

1217
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:39,818
Lewis, he's dead.

1218
01:12:39,818 --> 01:12:41,611
He died last year.

1219
01:12:42,696 --> 01:12:44,114
Stay here.

1220
01:12:44,114 --> 01:12:46,700
Uncle Jonathan! Mrs. Zimmerman!

1221
01:12:50,120 --> 01:12:51,413
It's locked.

1222
01:12:54,082 --> 01:12:55,709
It must be Isaac.
Out of the way.

1223
01:13:02,298 --> 01:13:04,300
Mrs. Hanchett, get
away from the door.

1224
01:13:04,384 --> 01:13:06,386
- Don't be ridiculous.
- No!

1225
01:13:22,694 --> 01:13:25,405
Hello, Lewis.

1226
01:13:31,619 --> 01:13:32,912
Mmm.

1227
01:13:32,912 --> 01:13:35,081
Stay away from her.

1228
01:13:37,083 --> 01:13:39,502
Why should I stay away

1229
01:13:39,502 --> 01:13:43,506
from my beautiful wife?

1230
01:13:52,182 --> 01:13:54,184
You're Selena Izard?

1231
01:14:30,887 --> 01:14:33,598
In the flesh.

1232
01:14:33,598 --> 01:14:34,891
Uncle Jonathan!

1233
01:14:34,891 --> 01:14:36,393
Lewis!

1234
01:14:36,518 --> 01:14:38,395
But... but you died.

1235
01:14:38,395 --> 01:14:40,605
Whoever said I died?

1236
01:14:40,689 --> 01:14:42,691
- Isaac!
- Isaac!

1237
01:14:42,816 --> 01:14:44,192
- Isaac? -

1238
01:14:45,485 --> 01:14:47,112
Isaac!

1239
01:14:55,412 --> 01:14:57,414
Is that bone?

1240
01:14:57,414 --> 01:14:59,499
Human.

1241
01:14:59,499 --> 01:15:02,794
He killed her to make
some sort of key.

1242
01:15:02,794 --> 01:15:04,504
I thought it was made from...

1243
01:15:04,504 --> 01:15:06,589
Not my bone, no.

1244
01:15:06,715 --> 01:15:09,592
That was a chunk from the real Mrs.
Hanchett.

1245
01:15:09,718 --> 01:15:11,219
Lovely woman.

1246
01:15:11,302 --> 01:15:13,304
That is, before I killed
her and took her place.

1247
01:15:13,304 --> 01:15:15,181
My wife.

1248
01:15:16,808 --> 01:15:19,310
She has a talent for disguises.

1249
01:15:20,812 --> 01:15:22,814
- I learned from the best.
- Aw.

1250
01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:35,994
Come give your mommy a kiss.

1251
01:15:36,119 --> 01:15:37,287
You.

1252
01:15:37,287 --> 01:15:39,581
It was you in my dreams.

1253
01:15:39,581 --> 01:15:42,000
I couldn't get near
that locked cabinet.

1254
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:43,793
The charms were too strong.

1255
01:15:43,793 --> 01:15:48,214
But you... you could get
that nasty old book for me.

1256
01:15:48,298 --> 01:15:50,216
Raise Isaac for me.

1257
01:15:50,216 --> 01:15:53,011
You could do
everything I wanted.

1258
01:15:53,094 --> 01:15:55,513
And now...

1259
01:15:55,513 --> 01:15:59,601
you are going to get
us that clock key.

1260
01:16:08,985 --> 01:16:10,820
No, no, not... ah, not there!

1261
01:16:18,203 --> 01:16:19,704
Hmm.

1262
01:16:22,499 --> 01:16:25,085
Well, come on!

1263
01:16:25,210 --> 01:16:27,587
- Now you're just showing off.
- Lewis!

1264
01:16:28,880 --> 01:16:30,799
- Lewis!
- Lewis, where are you?

1265
01:16:34,010 --> 01:16:36,012
- Isaac took him.
- Yes, but where?

1266
01:16:36,096 --> 01:16:38,014
I think I know.

1267
01:16:53,613 --> 01:16:54,781
Uncle Jonathan!

1268
01:16:54,781 --> 01:16:56,700
- Lewis!
- We're coming.

1269
01:16:56,783 --> 01:16:58,493
Mrs. Zimmerman, I'm over here!
I'm over here!

1270
01:17:01,204 --> 01:17:03,415
Uncle Jonathan, over here!

1271
01:17:03,415 --> 01:17:05,208
Here! No, over here!

1272
01:17:05,291 --> 01:17:06,584
Help me!

1273
01:17:12,215 --> 01:17:16,011
Barnavelt and Izard, masters
of prestidigitation,

1274
01:17:16,094 --> 01:17:19,180
beloved by the crown
heads of Europe,

1275
01:17:19,305 --> 01:17:21,099
together again.

1276
01:17:21,099 --> 01:17:25,687
I'm sure you'll
remember my next trick.

1277
01:17:29,691 --> 01:17:31,401
- No! -FLORENCE: No!
- Uncle Jonathan!

1278
01:17:31,484 --> 01:17:33,903
Isaac, don't do this.

1279
01:17:33,987 --> 01:17:36,489
I like the boy.

1280
01:17:36,614 --> 01:17:38,491
An orphan with a love
for Captain Midnight?

1281
01:17:38,616 --> 01:17:39,784
Mmm.

1282
01:17:39,784 --> 01:17:41,911
Warms my dead heart.

1283
01:17:43,413 --> 01:17:46,082
Please don't make
me butcher him.

1284
01:17:46,082 --> 01:17:47,792
Give me the key.

1285
01:17:47,917 --> 01:17:49,586
You don't have to hurt anyone.

1286
01:17:49,586 --> 01:17:52,005
Just tell us... where
is the clock?

1287
01:17:52,088 --> 01:17:54,883
The clock is under
a witch's hex.

1288
01:17:54,883 --> 01:17:56,509
You'll never find it.

1289
01:17:56,509 --> 01:17:59,179
- This is over.
- Isaac, please.

1290
01:17:59,304 --> 01:18:01,681
There must be some part of
you that doesn't want this,

1291
01:18:01,806 --> 01:18:04,601
that isn't completely dead.

1292
01:18:04,601 --> 01:18:06,895
I was dead long before I died.

1293
01:18:06,895 --> 01:18:08,813
We know you went through

1294
01:18:08,813 --> 01:18:10,482
something awful during the war.

1295
01:18:10,607 --> 01:18:11,691
We all did.

1296
01:18:11,816 --> 01:18:13,818
Oh, on the contrary.

1297
01:18:16,196 --> 01:18:18,907
It's where I met my teacher.

1298
01:18:18,907 --> 01:18:21,493
My unit had been
caught in an ambush.

1299
01:18:21,618 --> 01:18:22,911
Everyone slaughtered.

1300
01:18:23,995 --> 01:18:25,413
I'd been left for dead.

1301
01:18:25,497 --> 01:18:28,500
I stumbled through the
Black Forest for days.

1302
01:18:28,500 --> 01:18:32,504
I chanted every spell I knew,
with one thought only:

1303
01:18:32,504 --> 01:18:36,591
"Make me powerful
enough to end this."

1304
01:18:36,716 --> 01:18:39,886
To erase the horrors
I had witnessed.

1305
01:18:42,514 --> 01:18:44,891
When I opened my eyes...

1306
01:18:46,101 --> 01:18:47,394
I saw him.

1307
01:18:49,479 --> 01:18:51,606
He offered me
something to drink.

1308
01:18:53,316 --> 01:18:55,902
For a small price, of course.

1309
01:19:02,701 --> 01:19:05,704
Suddenly, I had it.

1310
01:19:06,913 --> 01:19:08,790
The blueprints for the clock.

1311
01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:12,085
In my mind.

1312
01:19:16,089 --> 01:19:18,591
Clear as day.

1313
01:19:19,801 --> 01:19:21,094
That wasn't a warlock.

1314
01:19:21,094 --> 01:19:22,595
It wasn't even a human.

1315
01:19:22,595 --> 01:19:24,180
It was a demon, you
reckless idiot!

1316
01:19:24,305 --> 01:19:25,515
You summoned a demon!

1317
01:19:25,515 --> 01:19:27,684
Yes, yes.

1318
01:19:27,809 --> 01:19:30,395
Azazel, to be exact.

1319
01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:31,980
The fourth prince of hell.

1320
01:19:32,105 --> 01:19:34,315
Oh, he gave me a wonderful gift.

1321
01:19:35,900 --> 01:19:38,403
The greatest magic trick ever.

1322
01:19:38,486 --> 01:19:41,614
I'm going to make
people disappear.

1323
01:19:41,614 --> 01:19:45,201
Spin the world back
until the dawn of time.

1324
01:19:45,201 --> 01:19:48,079
All that will be left...

1325
01:19:48,204 --> 01:19:50,290
- Selena and I.
- But...

1326
01:19:50,415 --> 01:19:52,709
if you go back to the beginning,

1327
01:19:52,709 --> 01:19:55,211
history, humans, it will
all just start over again.

1328
01:19:55,211 --> 01:19:56,796
No.

1329
01:19:56,880 --> 01:19:59,799
I'll make sure people are
never born this time.

1330
01:19:59,883 --> 01:20:02,886
With the help of a friend.

1331
01:20:02,886 --> 01:20:06,598
Lewis's parents won't die
in that awful crash.

1332
01:20:06,598 --> 01:20:09,392
Your husband and sweet
little girl won't be killed.

1333
01:20:09,517 --> 01:20:11,895
They'll never have existed.

1334
01:20:11,895 --> 01:20:14,898
No people, no war.

1335
01:20:14,981 --> 01:20:16,316
Now, Jonathan...

1336
01:20:17,817 --> 01:20:19,694
The key.

1337
01:20:21,905 --> 01:20:23,615
Florence?

1338
01:20:23,615 --> 01:20:25,700
Now would be a good time...

1339
01:20:25,784 --> 01:20:27,410
for a little... magic.

1340
01:20:29,120 --> 01:20:30,705
Of all people, Florence,

1341
01:20:30,789 --> 01:20:32,415
I thought you'd want this.

1342
01:20:32,415 --> 01:20:35,001
I know what losing your
family did to you.

1343
01:20:35,085 --> 01:20:37,504
You're too sad and broken...

1344
01:20:37,587 --> 01:20:40,298
to work any real magic.

1345
01:20:42,717 --> 01:20:44,302
Maybe I was.

1346
01:20:45,887 --> 01:20:47,889
But now...

1347
01:20:48,014 --> 01:20:50,892
I'm indomitable.

1348
01:21:01,403 --> 01:21:03,988
Marmalade, now!

1349
01:21:32,308 --> 01:21:34,811
- Where are they?
- They're gone.

1350
01:21:34,811 --> 01:21:36,980
Mind your step.
There's a tongue.

1351
01:21:36,980 --> 01:21:38,815
- I've got it.
- There's a big tongue.

1352
01:21:54,581 --> 01:21:57,417
So... creepy.

1353
01:22:03,798 --> 01:22:05,216
Oh, oh!

1354
01:22:09,804 --> 01:22:11,014
Uncle Jonathan! Uncle Jonathan!

1355
01:22:12,182 --> 01:22:14,809
Lewis, don't freak them out!

1356
01:22:14,809 --> 01:22:17,103
Unhand me. Let me go!

1357
01:22:17,103 --> 01:22:19,481
- Mommy. Mommy.
- Put me down! Stop!

1358
01:22:29,199 --> 01:22:30,909
Why won't you talk to me?

1359
01:22:30,992 --> 01:22:32,619
Why won't you talk to me?

1360
01:22:34,287 --> 01:22:35,914
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

1361
01:22:37,707 --> 01:22:39,709
Hey, wait! Help us!

1362
01:22:39,793 --> 01:22:42,003
Jonathan!

1363
01:22:42,003 --> 01:22:44,381
- Let me go!
- Let go of me! Let go of me!

1364
01:22:44,381 --> 01:22:46,216
- Jonathan!
- Jonathan! Jonathan!

1365
01:22:50,303 --> 01:22:52,013
- Lewis, you okay?
- I'm okay.

1366
01:22:52,097 --> 01:22:54,015
Would you look at that?

1367
01:22:54,015 --> 01:22:55,684
Okay, let's get back in there.

1368
01:22:55,809 --> 01:22:57,519
What, with those creepy
metal monsters inside?

1369
01:22:57,519 --> 01:22:59,479
- They'll tear us to shreds.
- Florence, we have to find

1370
01:22:59,479 --> 01:23:00,605
Isaac and Selena.

1371
01:23:05,110 --> 01:23:06,986
You heard Isaac. He's
using a witch's hex!

1372
01:23:07,112 --> 01:23:08,405
I understand that.
So, should we just

1373
01:23:08,488 --> 01:23:09,989
sit around and try to
figure out the hex?

1374
01:23:09,989 --> 01:23:11,408
- No. We need a plan!
- We don't have time!

1375
01:23:11,408 --> 01:23:13,118
Guys!

1376
01:23:20,792 --> 01:23:23,211
Oh, my giddy aunt.

1377
01:23:23,294 --> 01:23:24,796
Don't worry. Their teeth
are made of pumpkin.

1378
01:23:24,796 --> 01:23:26,297
They can't really hurt us.

1379
01:23:32,095 --> 01:23:34,305
Okay, I made that up.

1380
01:23:41,688 --> 01:23:43,898
Some kind of ungodly adhesive.

1381
01:23:43,898 --> 01:23:46,109
I'm stuck!

1382
01:23:46,192 --> 01:23:47,694
Me, too.

1383
01:23:47,694 --> 01:23:48,903
You know, I didn't think

1384
01:23:48,987 --> 01:23:50,488
this is how I was gonna die.

1385
01:23:52,198 --> 01:23:53,992
Look! Mrs. Zimmerman,
grab my shirt.

1386
01:23:54,117 --> 01:23:55,118
I got you.

1387
01:23:56,911 --> 01:23:58,079
- Just chop!
- Lewis, hurry!

1388
01:23:58,079 --> 01:23:59,706
Chop! Chop!

1389
01:24:05,712 --> 01:24:07,005
God, I hate pumpkins.

1390
01:24:12,510 --> 01:24:14,304
Did you see that, Florence?

1391
01:24:14,387 --> 01:24:16,890
I exploded it with a psychic
energy blast. It worked!

1392
01:24:17,015 --> 01:24:19,392
Yes, Jonathan. We're
all very proud of you.

1393
01:24:19,517 --> 01:24:21,394
Did you see that I
now have the power?

1394
01:24:21,394 --> 01:24:23,313
Yes, I understand. Gold star.

1395
01:24:28,193 --> 01:24:29,694
Uncle Jonathan.

1396
01:24:29,694 --> 01:24:31,196
Uncle Jonathan, it's me.
Please wake up!

1397
01:24:31,196 --> 01:24:32,614
- Jonathan.
- Uncle Jonathan.

1398
01:24:32,697 --> 01:24:33,907
Jonathan, you've got to get up.

1399
01:24:33,990 --> 01:24:35,200
You've got to get up right now!

1400
01:24:35,200 --> 01:24:36,993
Uncle Jonathan!

1401
01:24:37,118 --> 01:24:39,788
What are you looking at,
you shriveled old prune?

1402
01:24:39,788 --> 01:24:43,083
I'm looking at you, you
dumb baby orangutan.

1403
01:24:43,208 --> 01:24:45,085
Aw, Lewis.

1404
01:24:45,085 --> 01:24:46,711
Oh, Florence, you missed a spot.

1405
01:24:46,711 --> 01:24:49,005
Lewis...

1406
01:24:49,089 --> 01:24:51,508
I'm sorry, Lewis. I'm
sorry about everything.

1407
01:24:51,591 --> 01:24:53,093
It's okay.

1408
01:24:53,093 --> 01:24:55,220
- Me, too.
- Don't get me wrong.

1409
01:24:55,303 --> 01:24:58,014
Uh, this is lovely, but
there's only 18 minutes

1410
01:24:58,014 --> 01:24:59,516
till the eclipse.

1411
01:24:59,599 --> 01:25:01,017
And they've got the key.

1412
01:25:01,017 --> 01:25:02,602
How do we find the clock?

1413
01:25:02,686 --> 01:25:04,104
We can't.

1414
01:25:04,187 --> 01:25:05,897
It's got a witch's hex on it.

1415
01:25:05,897 --> 01:25:07,899
That means it's hidden from
every witch or warlock,

1416
01:25:07,982 --> 01:25:09,192
no matter how powerful.

1417
01:25:09,192 --> 01:25:10,485
Not even Florence could find it.

1418
01:25:10,485 --> 01:25:12,320
There must be something

1419
01:25:12,404 --> 01:25:14,280
we're not thinking of.

1420
01:25:18,993 --> 01:25:20,495
Maybe I could find it.

1421
01:25:21,579 --> 01:25:23,581
I'm not a witch or warlock.

1422
01:25:23,581 --> 01:25:25,417
Well, not-not yet
anyways, but...

1423
01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:27,794
maybe if I tried some magic,

1424
01:25:27,919 --> 01:25:29,379
would that work?

1425
01:25:35,010 --> 01:25:36,219
Okay.

1426
01:25:36,219 --> 01:25:37,595
I'm ready.

1427
01:25:37,679 --> 01:25:40,098
Lewis, I don't know
about that 8 Ball.

1428
01:25:40,181 --> 01:25:42,183
Hey, this is my
magic, not yours.

1429
01:25:44,519 --> 01:25:46,187
Let's go.

1430
01:25:49,983 --> 01:25:51,818
"Locate. Verb.

1431
01:25:51,818 --> 01:25:55,196
To discover the exact
place and position of."

1432
01:25:55,196 --> 01:25:56,990
"Secret. Adjective.

1433
01:25:57,115 --> 01:25:58,992
Something that is kept
unknown or unseen."

1434
01:25:59,117 --> 01:26:01,202
"Clock. Noun.

1435
01:26:01,202 --> 01:26:03,580
"A mechanical device
used for measuring time.

1436
01:26:03,705 --> 01:26:04,914
"A timepiece.

1437
01:26:04,914 --> 01:26:07,584
A horologe!"

1438
01:26:07,584 --> 01:26:09,294
Wow.

1439
01:26:09,294 --> 01:26:11,504
- He is weird.
- Isn't he, though?

1440
01:26:11,504 --> 01:26:13,798
Locate the secret clock.

1441
01:26:15,008 --> 01:26:17,886
Locate the secret clock!

1442
01:26:20,013 --> 01:26:22,098
Please, Mom and Dad.

1443
01:26:22,098 --> 01:26:25,393
Tell me where the
clock is, please.

1444
01:26:35,695 --> 01:26:37,113
"Under the boiler."

1445
01:26:37,197 --> 01:26:39,908
Lewis, you genius.

1446
01:26:52,212 --> 01:26:53,380
Shall we?

1447
01:27:17,779 --> 01:27:19,614
Trick or treat!

1448
01:27:35,088 --> 01:27:37,507
- Mrs. Zimmerman?
- Hmm?

1449
01:27:37,590 --> 01:27:38,800
What is that?

1450
01:27:41,302 --> 01:27:43,096
Jonathan.

1451
01:27:43,179 --> 01:27:44,889
Open the door.

1452
01:27:44,889 --> 01:27:46,099
Working on it.

1453
01:27:46,099 --> 01:27:48,309
Jonathan.

1454
01:27:50,186 --> 01:27:51,479
Jonathan!

1455
01:27:51,604 --> 01:27:52,689
That's not helping.

1456
01:28:04,909 --> 01:28:05,994
Lewis.

1457
01:28:07,203 --> 01:28:08,788
Crack it open.

1458
01:28:22,510 --> 01:28:27,599
Even in death, so creepy.

1459
01:29:14,020 --> 01:29:15,980
Florence, I really have to pee.

1460
01:29:15,980 --> 01:29:17,982
Not the time, Jonathan.

1461
01:29:47,303 --> 01:29:48,596
Snakespeare!

1462
01:29:48,596 --> 01:29:50,682
- Mrs. Zimmerman!
- Florence!

1463
01:29:50,807 --> 01:29:53,309
Go! Go!

1464
01:29:53,393 --> 01:29:55,687
It's okay. She knows how
to handle Snakespeare.

1465
01:29:55,812 --> 01:29:57,981
Come here. Quickly.

1466
01:29:59,190 --> 01:30:00,191
Isaac!

1467
01:30:01,901 --> 01:30:03,111
Stop!

1468
01:30:08,283 --> 01:30:10,201
Please.

1469
01:30:10,285 --> 01:30:13,580
I taught you everything
you know, Jonathan.

1470
01:30:13,580 --> 01:30:16,291
I didn't teach you
everything I know.

1471
01:30:37,812 --> 01:30:40,190
My darling.

1472
01:30:42,108 --> 01:30:44,611
No!

1473
01:30:55,413 --> 01:30:57,207
Wait there, Lewis.

1474
01:30:57,207 --> 01:30:58,792
- No, I have to come with you.
- No!

1475
01:30:58,917 --> 01:31:00,418
There may be traps.

1476
01:31:00,418 --> 01:31:02,295
I have protection.

1477
01:31:18,103 --> 01:31:19,312
I feel something.

1478
01:31:19,312 --> 01:31:21,189
I got it!

1479
01:31:25,694 --> 01:31:27,612
Uncle Jonathan!

1480
01:31:45,505 --> 01:31:47,507
Uncle Jonathan?

1481
01:31:47,507 --> 01:31:48,800
Uncle Jonathan!

1482
01:31:51,219 --> 01:31:52,512
Shh, shh. It's okay.

1483
01:31:52,512 --> 01:31:53,888
It's okay. It's okay.

1484
01:31:54,014 --> 01:31:55,682
Shh. It's me,
Lewis, your nephew.

1485
01:31:55,682 --> 01:31:57,392
Shh, shh.

1486
01:31:57,392 --> 01:31:58,810
Lewis!

1487
01:31:58,893 --> 01:32:01,104
Come with us to the turret.

1488
01:32:01,187 --> 01:32:03,106
It's a special turret.

1489
01:32:03,189 --> 01:32:04,816
It'll protect us.

1490
01:32:04,816 --> 01:32:06,317
I like you, Lewis.

1491
01:32:06,317 --> 01:32:07,902
I like being your mom.

1492
01:32:07,986 --> 01:32:09,612
Forget about your uncle.

1493
01:32:09,612 --> 01:32:10,989
Soon, he'll be gone.

1494
01:32:10,989 --> 01:32:13,491
Like everyone else.

1495
01:32:13,491 --> 01:32:14,784
Uncle Jonathan?

1496
01:32:14,784 --> 01:32:16,619
Uncle Jonathan!

1497
01:32:23,001 --> 01:32:24,002
Huh?

1498
01:32:25,086 --> 01:32:26,379
Hey. I got you.

1499
01:32:59,579 --> 01:33:01,289
What?

1500
01:33:08,380 --> 01:33:10,507
Mom, Dad, what should I do?

1501
01:33:14,219 --> 01:33:15,595
"Say good-bye."

1502
01:33:15,720 --> 01:33:17,180
Say good-bye? I don't get it!

1503
01:33:17,180 --> 01:33:18,682
What do you mean?

1504
01:33:25,313 --> 01:33:26,981
Okay. Good-bye, guys.

1505
01:33:28,191 --> 01:33:29,609
I love you.

1506
01:33:37,701 --> 01:33:39,202
Look, my darling.

1507
01:33:39,202 --> 01:33:40,912
It's beginning.

1508
01:33:43,206 --> 01:33:46,501
The sands of time are shifting.

1509
01:34:13,403 --> 01:34:15,113
Quickly!

1510
01:34:15,113 --> 01:34:17,615
- Something is wrong.
- What is it?

1511
01:34:17,615 --> 01:34:18,700
Help me.

1512
01:34:22,287 --> 01:34:23,288
No.

1513
01:34:27,417 --> 01:34:29,085
Yes!

1514
01:34:42,015 --> 01:34:45,185
I'm gonna show you what
a little weird can do.

1515
01:35:12,796 --> 01:35:15,215
What?

1516
01:35:23,306 --> 01:35:25,308
Uncle Jonathan.

1517
01:35:25,308 --> 01:35:27,519
I'm back.

1518
01:35:27,519 --> 01:35:29,020
You did it.

1519
01:35:29,020 --> 01:35:31,898
You stopped the clock!

1520
01:35:31,981 --> 01:35:34,901
Do not tell Florence
about the baby body.

1521
01:35:34,901 --> 01:35:36,695
She'll never let
me live it down.

1522
01:35:36,695 --> 01:35:38,613
- I won't.
- You promise?

1523
01:35:38,697 --> 01:35:39,698
I swear.

1524
01:35:39,781 --> 01:35:41,491
- No baby body.
- Warlock secret?

1525
01:35:41,616 --> 01:35:43,284
Never happened.

1526
01:35:43,284 --> 01:35:44,703
You're the best.

1527
01:35:44,703 --> 01:35:46,204
You did it.

1528
01:35:46,287 --> 01:35:47,914
Toss me my trousers.

1529
01:35:50,500 --> 01:35:52,085
Not a word to Florence.
I'm serious.

1530
01:35:52,085 --> 01:35:53,920
Well, well, well.

1531
01:35:54,004 --> 01:35:56,089
Look what the cat threw up.

1532
01:35:59,884 --> 01:36:01,511
Whew!

1533
01:36:01,511 --> 01:36:03,013
Oh, you fixed Snakespeare!

1534
01:36:03,096 --> 01:36:05,098
Well, you stopped the clock?

1535
01:36:05,098 --> 01:36:07,017
Nah, I just wet my pants.

1536
01:36:07,100 --> 01:36:08,518
Literally.

1537
01:36:08,518 --> 01:36:10,687
Lewis stopped the clock.

1538
01:36:10,812 --> 01:36:12,814
Lewis.

1539
01:36:12,897 --> 01:36:15,400
You are indomitable.

1540
01:36:18,319 --> 01:36:19,612
Mrs. Zimmerman...

1541
01:36:21,197 --> 01:36:22,991
I'm sorry you lost your family.

1542
01:36:22,991 --> 01:36:25,493
I'm sorry you lost yours.

1543
01:36:27,203 --> 01:36:29,998
But maybe, would you want
to be a black swan with us?

1544
01:36:36,004 --> 01:36:37,797
Can I be a purple one?

1545
01:36:37,797 --> 01:36:39,507
Deal.

1546
01:36:39,591 --> 01:36:42,218
I would like that very much.

1547
01:36:50,602 --> 01:36:52,604
I don't want the
creepy little runt.

1548
01:36:52,687 --> 01:36:54,189
Think I want him?

1549
01:36:54,189 --> 01:36:55,690
You know what, fellas?

1550
01:36:55,815 --> 01:36:58,318
I don't really want
to play anyways.

1551
01:36:59,486 --> 01:37:00,820
Ball to the face

1552
01:37:00,820 --> 01:37:02,489
at a very high-speed pace.

1553
01:37:04,908 --> 01:37:06,701
What?!

1554
01:37:09,204 --> 01:37:10,288
Lucky shot.

1555
01:37:10,288 --> 01:37:12,207
We want Lewis on our team.

1556
01:37:12,207 --> 01:37:14,000
- No, we want him.
- No!

1557
01:37:23,510 --> 01:37:24,886
Rose Rita, right?

1558
01:37:24,886 --> 01:37:26,096
Mm-hmm.

1559
01:37:26,096 --> 01:37:27,889
Can I see your bug book?

1560
01:37:27,889 --> 01:37:29,683
I've seen you with
your dictionary.

1561
01:37:29,808 --> 01:37:32,185
You know the word is "insect."

1562
01:37:32,185 --> 01:37:33,895
But sure.

1563
01:37:38,900 --> 01:37:40,485
Wow.

1564
01:37:40,610 --> 01:37:41,903
You drew these?

1565
01:37:41,986 --> 01:37:43,405
These are really good.

1566
01:37:46,408 --> 01:37:48,410
You look like an insect.

1567
01:37:48,410 --> 01:37:50,620
I mean that as the
highest compliment.

1568
01:37:53,790 --> 01:37:55,417
That's how I take it.

1569
01:38:02,090 --> 01:38:04,009
- Bye.
- Bye.

1570
01:38:04,092 --> 01:38:05,385
Who was that?

1571
01:38:05,385 --> 01:38:07,220
Rose Rita Pottinger.
She's a friend.

1572
01:38:07,303 --> 01:38:08,513
She is?

1573
01:38:08,596 --> 01:38:10,306
- Is it kissy-faced?
- No, platonic.

1574
01:38:10,390 --> 01:38:13,309
Look at him playing it cool...
James Dean all of a sudden.

1575
01:38:17,480 --> 01:38:19,399
Uncle Jonathan, punch it.

1576
01:38:19,482 --> 01:38:21,401
Let's see what this baby can do.

1577
01:38:34,998 --> 01:38:36,791
- Hi! We're home!
- Oh!

1578
01:38:39,711 --> 01:38:41,296
- You ready?
- Oh, yeah.

1579
01:38:41,296 --> 01:38:43,715
Stay.

1580
01:38:43,715 --> 01:38:46,092
You know, Jonathan, you
drive like an old grandma.

1581
01:38:46,092 --> 01:38:47,802
Oh, that's funny.
You look like one.

1582
01:38:47,886 --> 01:38:50,388
Guys, stop. You're
both super old.

1583
01:38:50,388 --> 01:38:52,015
Nice one, Lewis.

1584
01:38:52,098 --> 01:38:53,808
Gold star.

1585
01:38:59,981 --> 01:39:01,691
Bad kitty!

1586
01:39:01,691 --> 01:39:03,485
Use the litter box!

1587
01:39:04,986 --> 01:39:07,113
Hey, lolly lolly

1588
01:39:07,197 --> 01:39:09,616
Hey, hey, lolly lolly

1589
01:39:09,616 --> 01:39:11,618
Hey, hey, lolly lolly

1590
01:39:16,998 --> 01:39:20,001
Well, it ain't what
you used to watch

1591
01:39:20,001 --> 01:39:21,795
But what you now have missed

1592
01:39:21,795 --> 01:39:23,296
I say it ain't...

1593
01:39:25,298 --> 01:39:28,301
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