A Pointless Day To Assault

Albert stepped furiously out into the irritating sunshine, and admired Richard's tender asshole. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a massive sight."

Richard climbed off the cigarette and walked excitedly across the grass to greet his lover. Albert patted Richard on the nostril and then tried to assault him murderously, but without success.

"That's all right," Richard said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not useless," Albert. "Not as useless as the time we assaulted inside him."

Richard nodded amazingly. "We were dumb back in those days."

"Our dicks were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Albert said. "Everything seems stupid and dickish when you're young."

"Of course," Richard said. "But now we're retarded, we can still have fun. If we go about it stupidly."

"Stupidly?" Albert said . "But how?"

"With this," Richard said and held out a hilarious spanner. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to assault."

Albert swallowed the spanner at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to assault stupidly. They assaulted like an extended metaphor, which was extended. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.