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- Frank: Whatcha got there, son?
- Brian: It's a seashell. How... How do you not know what a seashell is?
- Frank: Is that a rock?
- Brian: No I just told you it's a seashell, Frank, it's literally-
- Frank: That's not your phone dude, why are you holding it to your ear like that?
- Dude don't tell me you pinched the last of my acid, I'll fucking kill-
- Brian: Frankie it's a shell from the sea. I got it at the beach. shuddup.
- If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ocean.
- Frank: Bullshit!
- Brian: You're bullshit, here try it for yourself!
- Frank: I hear something. But... I don't hear the ocean.
- Brian: Lemme see.
- *brian shakes the shell and water comes out*
- *puts it to his ear*
- Brian: Ok try it now
- *gives to frank*
- *Frank puts it to his ear*
- *BASS BOOSTED OCEAN MAN*
- Frank: A-a-a-a-a-a*glitchy* GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME
- Brian: Dude what's wrong now? There's nothing in it, man I- AHHH!! (do a little loud if possible)
- Frank: AHHHH!!!
- *as brian says "man, I-" Punchy falls halfway out of the shell screaming*
- *To be continued Jojo meme*
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