Frank: Whatcha got there, son?

Brian: It's a seashell. How... How do you not know what a seashell is?

Frank: Is that a rock?

Brian: No I just told you it's a seashell, Frank, it's literally-

Frank: That's not your phone dude, why are you holding it to your ear like that?
Dude don't tell me you pinched the last of my acid, I'll fucking kill-

Brian: Frankie it's a shell from the sea. I got it at the beach. shuddup.
If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ocean.

Frank: Bullshit!

Brian: You're bullshit, here try it for yourself!

Frank: I hear something. But... I don't hear the ocean.

Brian: Lemme see.

*brian shakes the shell and water comes out*

*puts it to his ear*

Brian: Ok try it now
*gives to frank*

*Frank puts it to his ear*
*BASS BOOSTED OCEAN MAN*

Frank: A-a-a-a-a-a*glitchy* GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME

Brian: Dude what's wrong now? There's nothing in it, man I- AHHH!! (do a little loud if possible)
Frank: AHHHH!!!
*as brian says "man, I-" Punchy falls halfway out of the shell screaming*

*To be continued Jojo meme*