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  1. Frank: Whatcha got there, son?
  2.  
  3. Brian: It's a seashell. How... How do you not know what a seashell is?
  4.  
  5. Frank: Is that a rock?
  6.  
  7. Brian: No I just told you it's a seashell, Frank, it's literally-
  8.  
  9. Frank: That's not your phone dude, why are you holding it to your ear like that?
  10. Dude don't tell me you pinched the last of my acid, I'll fucking kill-
  11.  
  12. Brian: Frankie it's a shell from the sea. I got it at the beach. shuddup.
  13. If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ocean.
  14.  
  15. Frank: Bullshit!
  16.  
  17. Brian: You're bullshit, here try it for yourself!
  18.  
  19. Frank: I hear something. But... I don't hear the ocean.
  20.  
  21. Brian: Lemme see.
  22.  
  23. *brian shakes the shell and water comes out*
  24.  
  25. *puts it to his ear*
  26.  
  27. Brian: Ok try it now
  28. *gives to frank*
  29.  
  30. *Frank puts it to his ear*
  31. *BASS BOOSTED OCEAN MAN*
  32.  
  33. Frank: A-a-a-a-a-a*glitchy* GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME
  34.  
  35. Brian: Dude what's wrong now? There's nothing in it, man I- AHHH!! (do a little loud if possible)
  36. Frank: AHHHH!!!
  37. *as brian says "man, I-" Punchy falls halfway out of the shell screaming*
  38.  
  39. *To be continued Jojo meme*
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