Play Ball!

Alphy’s Dad gets Jen and Alphy in the town's local Basketball team. Jen and Alphy compete against a Mexican baseball team headed by Nicholas J. Fuentermos. Joe Biden is the assistant coach in the Baseball team. Joe Biden will talk to the team kind of like William Luther Pierce in the opening scene in Galaxy MM88. The very next scene he will be in the girl's locker room massaging and showering with the girls. While sniffing some girls, Doctor Murdoch appears in the shower. Joe Biden justifies what he does by saying the other team sniffs girls too and that is how they’ll start winning. Doctor Murdoch calls bullshit and chokes Joe Biden to near death in the showers. Rick Chapelle becomes the coach of the Team.
Rick Chapelle is concerned about how he and the team can beat Fuentes’s team. Rick Chapelle and the Crew then go to a museum where they learn about Ben Shapiro. They learned he was the first Jewish baseball player on the team and his ‘secret’. Ben Shapiro’s secret is to start off every competition with a clear advantage and to exploit that well-defined advantage. The very evening, Rick Chapelle and the Charlatan Schemers trash the Cleveland Steamers locker room, break all the Steamers bats, and replace all the baseball balls with ones that crack and bend. By this point there would be no way the Charlatans could lose.
The 2021 Championship would be held in the CHAZ baseball field (CHAZ had a baseball field). Kamala Harris sings the national anthem at the baseball game. Catboy Kami comes out with cat ears. The audience cheers and one guy (voiced by me) yells “What the hell is that!”. Kami dots his face and buries his head in the baseball field dirt to make an Australian aboriginal look. I’d use this since IRL Catboy Kami puts on Blackface and I wouldn’t want to get banned over that. With newfound strength from being Trans Black, Kami hits several home runs while saying “I’m… (score) trans… (score) black…”. By the time he is done he scores exactly 14 to 87. Jen and Alphy’s team is furious.
Rick Chapelle meets with the team to discuss how they are going to win the game. Joe Biden in a wheelchair says “You really used that Ben Shapiro thing well. But it seems pure skill can outdo advantage”. This part will resemble when the Murdochs walk out a Trump rally in ‘Fake and Gay’. Chapelle’s team goes outside and Kami is smiling. Murdochs leave the baseball field saying “Nah we aren’t gonna get our identities revealed. Even if that means we have to take the side lines”. Kami brushes that off and says, “I guess that makes you Fake and Gay”. Jan replies with “You really didn’t need to do that, they were the original Cleveland Steamers”. Doctor Murdoch says “When you go home to see that little cute dog guy. Make sure to give him many belly rubs. Lower belly tickles. Lots of meat and long hot dogs”. The game is interrupted when several helicopters carrying antifa troops. “Hymn” by Ultravox karyoke edition is phased in. Rhodesia comes out looking like a Zombie saying “Look it’s the commies”. "Hymn" by Edguy plays, a big battle ensues, and the scoreboard flashes “14 88”. (Climax)
At the end of the game, Joe Biden says that “It doesn’t matter who wins or loses. As long as you play a fair game”.  Rick Chapelle responds, “No ole Joe, when action calls step up to the plate and play a fair game”. The video finishes with “Tainted Love” by Soft Cell. 😉

Note: If this episode ends up being an Atlantic RBLX video, Doctor Murdoch as a Coach may be replaced with Rick Chapelle the Coach. If the episode is Murdoch Murdoch episode, Rick Chapelle will be replaced with Doctor Murdoch the Coach and Alphy will be replaced with Xi. It is more likely this plot will be part of an Atlantic RBLX video.


https://youtu.be/uU2NbwWOn30?t=756 – Catboy Kami in Blackface sings the National Anthem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2DLG522Kws – Ultravox “Hymn” in Karyoke
https://youtu.be/hekbjALJPOc?t=589 – Put this into “hard lessons” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxToBj3U-c8 – Sounds like Baseball, use in Baseball museum scene