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  1. [19:28:29] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Last we left Don and Larissa...they got some black 1,1sexy gloves, and Larissa got knocked out by gas trying to save Don from a trap!  So here's Don, stuck with an unconscious Larissa.  Her breathing is a little uneven and she looks a bit...pale.
  2. [19:29:16] <~Aori_Radidjiu>
  3. [19:29:19] <Larissa> (trying? more like succeeding)
  4. [19:29:34] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Oh she definitely succeeded~)
  5. [19:30:15] <~Aori_Radidjiu> What'll it be, Don?
  6. [19:30:46] * DJ is kneeling down beside Larissa, feeling her forehead and then her wrist pulse.
  7. [19:31:21] <~Aori_Radidjiu> She's a bit colder than normal...and her pulse is a bit weak.
  8. [19:34:55] <DJ> "Dammit...  There's no time for waiting around here hoping she'll wake up.  No way I'm leaving her here either."  DJ tries to remember if either of them had any rope or usable ropelike things.
  9. [19:35:58] <Larissa> (did you skip the booster v0.8? if so, there should be a robot somewhere with some tow rope)
  10. [19:38:02] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Rope...rope...rope...maybe there's some in the janitor supply closet?  Or you could use some of the wire from the room you were just in, but that's a bit too fine and painful to be wrapped in, and you don't know if there's still gas being pumped in there or not.
  11. [19:38:31] <Sylpi> (oh god Roary I want to shake your hand even if that's not that obscure of a reference)
  12. [19:38:45] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Same.)
  13. [19:39:13] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's also those bathrooms, you don't know WHAT is in those yet.
  14. [19:39:42] <Larissa> roll 1d100 wait
  15. [19:39:42] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, wait: 25 [1d100=25]
  16. [19:39:45] <Larissa> roll 1d100 why are dead people rolling
  17. [19:39:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, why are dead people rolling: 80 [1d100=80]
  18. [19:42:22] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's a sound like a fire flaring up and Alex reappears for the first time in a while.  "Hey, you need to hurry.  At the rate things are going for your friend, she's going to die unless you find some kind of antidote for the poison she inhaled!"
  19. [19:44:31] <Larissa> (also, cave story was my childhood. sort of. adolescence i guess!)
  20. [19:44:35] <DJ> "Maybe the supply closet...  Oh, forget it."  DJ takes off his shoes and removes the laces, then ties Larissa's arms around him, one arm over his right shoulder, the other under his left arm, so she's effectively hanging off his back.  He then picks up the fire extinguisher and is interrupted by ghost lady.  "Poison?  For real?  Shit...  How am I supposed to know what an antidote is supposed
  21. [19:44:35] <DJ> to be?"
  22. [19:45:39] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "...I don't know!  But knowing this place, it'll have some method of keeping her from dying!  Every trap has a solution, that's pretty much a rule here!"
  23. [19:48:06] <DJ> "Alright, forget it.  I'm gonna go do what I wanted to do the first time we got into the janitor's closet."  He heads back around to there, going through the furnace room, and looks for a damn first aid kit.  Let the first solution be the obvious one.
  24. [19:48:47] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There is one!  Anything in particular you're looking for?
  25. [19:49:37] <DJ> Something in or alongside a syringe.  Hopefully labeled.
  26. [19:53:08] <~Aori_Radidjiu> No syringes.  There is a note, however!  "For chemical gases, visit the science room on the south side of the 3rd floor."
  27. [19:54:38] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Considering the position of the moon, the spot you're currently in is on the north side, with the rooms you were exploring with Larissa before she got gassed being on the east side, heading toward the south side.  So you were on the right track already?  Maybe?  Who knows.
  28. [19:57:51] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Other things in the medkit are bandages, some antiseptics, and...a can of Sprite?  Huh, why's that in there?  Whatever.
  29. [20:00:36] <Larissa> (damn it bry)
  30. [20:03:35] <DJ> "Science room...  Alright, I guess we're going to wherever that is."  Un-backtrack to where they started time!  And then onward!
  31. [20:03:57] <DJ> (Sorry, distracted by glorious puns elsewhere.)
  32. [20:05:53] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (~)
  33. [20:06:40] <~Aori_Radidjiu> All right so
  34. [20:07:30] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The south part of this floor is mostly blocked off by a web, there's a single door going into the southern wall that you can access, and it's locked.
  35. [20:07:35] <~Aori_Radidjiu> What're you going to do about that?
  36. [20:08:13] <DJ> Freeze the shit out of that web and kick it down!
  37. [20:08:34] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Not bad.
  38. [20:09:05] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You use up the last of the extinguisher's stuff to FREEZE up that web, and then kick it, instantly shattering it.
  39. [20:09:16] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Other webs will still be a problem, but hey, you got rid of the worst one.
  40. [20:09:29] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Or should I say, the most inconvenient one at the moment.
  41. [20:10:40] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And out of it you get...
  42. [20:10:43] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ...
  43. [20:10:48] <~Aori_Radidjiu> One more door available.
  44. [20:11:04] <~Aori_Radidjiu> As there's another web not too far from where the first was.
  45. [20:12:14] * DJ opens the fuckin door, hoping for SCIENCE
  46. [20:13:03] <~Aori_Radidjiu> is how your mental map of the place looks, right now, from whta you've been able to see past the webs.
  47. [20:14:53] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Anyway, you bust open the door and...roll me notice!
  48. [20:15:23] <DJ> I should have hunched.  Welp, here goes notice
  49. [20:15:28] <DJ> 1d100 failure
  50. [20:15:28] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, failure: 94 [1d100=94]
  51. [20:15:55] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You see
  52. [20:15:59] <~Aori_Radidjiu> A big room
  53. [20:16:40] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Full of tubes.  Whether it's tubes for storing liquids, tubes containing specimens or...are those experimental subjects?  Sooooo many glass tubes.
  54. [20:20:29] <DJ> "I guess this looks...  scientific."  DJ sets Larissa down by the door, and looks for something first aid-y.  Also totally hunching this time.
  55. [20:20:39] <DJ> 1d100 Let's get this other bad roll out of the way
  56. [20:20:40] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, Let's get this other bad roll out of the way: 57 [1d100=57]
  57. [20:21:11] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's also a whole bunch of books, and it looks like the tubes are labeled by category.  There's a section labeled "Medical chemicals" but they're not individually labeled.  However, they're all different colors.
  58. [20:21:54] <DJ> Actually that would make a perfect notice.  I use it as a notice on the medical stuff!
  59. [20:22:28] <Larissa> (hunch op)
  60. [20:24:08] <DJ> (Huh.  I thought I updated the pastebin thing with my experience spendings, but I guess it didn't show on the thing?  Confused.)
  61. [20:24:19] <Larissa> 1d100 DEAD PEOPLE DON'T ROLL WHAT ARE YOU DOING LARISSA
  62. [20:24:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, DEAD PEOPLE DON'T ROLL WHAT ARE YOU DOING LARISSA: 89 [1d100=89]
  63. [20:24:47] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Let's see...there's red, blue, yellow, black, white and clear liquids.  
  64. [20:25:21] <DJ> (Here it is. )
  65. [20:26:55] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And there's a book.  "Making antidotes", it says.
  66. [20:27:07] <DJ> welp
  67. [20:29:23] * DJ Table of Contents that shit
  68. [20:29:39] <DJ> (Also table of contents can be a verb)
  69. [20:30:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's a page on gases on page 127.  Turning to it, you see the entire chapter is ripped out.  What.
  70. [20:31:09] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's a fragment of a page left where it used to be, shredded in pieces.
  71. [20:32:10] <Larissa> (i want new background music T_T )
  72. [20:32:33] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ('kay sec.)
  73. [20:35:23] <~Aori_Radidjiu>
  74. [20:35:30] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The little page bits read:
  75. [20:36:55] <Larissa> (yay new music)
  76. [20:37:03] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Yellow liquids are poison."  " antidotes are usually mostly clear with a slight tint."  " gases need an antidote that is a dark " " dilute by 40%"
  77. [20:38:07] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There are two empty bottles near you that could be used for mixing.  They're both the same size.
  78. [20:38:51] <Larissa> (and then the first one actually said "Most people think yellow liquids are poison. However, we stock <chemicalnamehere>, a recently released product that functions as a cure for most accidental gaseous toxins workers could be exposed to.")
  79. [20:40:36] * Kain is now known as Ambrosia
  80. [20:40:49] <Larissa> (while the others said "It's not true that antidotes are usually mostly clear with a slight tint." "It's a common misconception that gases need an antidote that is dark - colors don't accurately reflect the chemical properties of an antidote, and many effective antidotes are light in coloration as well." "Never dilute by 40%."
  81. [20:41:06] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (~)
  82. [20:41:24] <DJ> "Just one page, and it's tattered?  Really?  I don't have time for this."  He takes some of the bigger pieces and looks for words and phrases relevant to the thing, like colors and such.  To get a gist of if he can make these shreds work.  "Uh...  Clear...  Dark...  40%...  "  He takes the clear, blue, and black tubes and sets them apart from the white, red, and yellow ones.
  83. [20:41:42] <Larissa> (just crit successs a hunch check. that'll work.)
  84. [20:41:52] <Larissa> (alternatively, general education is an awesome skill)
  85. [20:41:59] <DJ> 1d100 FINE, I'LL HUNCH, JESUS
  86. [20:41:59] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, FINE, I'LL HUNCH, JESUS: 7 [1d100=7]
  87. [20:42:03] <Larissa> ( :3 )
  88. [20:42:05] <DJ> (lmao)
  89. [20:42:08] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Success.
  90. [20:42:22] <DJ> I guess that's a gen ed roll?
  91. [20:42:29] <DJ> Because math?
  92. [20:42:36] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Mmmmhmmmm
  93. [20:42:39] <Larissa> (biochemistry)
  94. [20:43:38] <~Aori_Radidjiu> As you step to work, one last shred pops out of the book.
  95. [20:44:35] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "All medical chemicals must be boiled first, and cooled before they are diluted."
  96. [20:47:24] <DJ> "Huh, so that means...  The clear is the dilute, because it's used in any regardless of the type.  Meaning i need to take either the blue or black, than boil and cool it before I mix it up and measure the amount...  Now where's a burner?"
  97. [20:47:40] <DJ> (Stay in school, kids)
  98. [20:48:20] <Larissa> (don't do drugs. 1,1but you can learn how to make most of them in chemistry class if you pay attention)
  99. [20:48:34] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's a bunsen burner nearby, and something for holding a chemical tube nearby.  The problem is cooling, there's a freezer, but it's curiously padlocked shut.
  100. [20:51:39] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's a note on the freezer, though. "This padlock is vulnerable to strong acid!  Good luck finding some, there's none in the lab!"
  101. [20:52:20] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's a smiley face drawn under the words. =D
  102. [20:52:35] <@Minmei> (:])
  103. [20:54:34] <~Aori_Radidjiu> What're you gonna' do, Don?
  104. [20:56:08] <DJ> "...Locked, huh.  I guess I better take care of that first."  He goes over and reads the note.  "None in here, really?  I gotta improvise..."  He steps outside and looks at the broken spider web remains, to see if they're still frozen or mostly so.
  105. [20:58:56] <~Aori_Radidjiu> They've all melted by now, it broke into a lot of really tiny pieces, so they all melted fast.  Hm.
  106. [20:59:24] <~Aori_Radidjiu> This place has to have some kind of puzzle logic to it, at least according to Alex.  Maybe there's acid in an earlier room?
  107. [21:01:39] <DJ> "There's definitely something not right about these things, but..."  He thinks for a moment.  "Sorry Larissa, but I'm gonna be right back."  He takes a big, deliberate step over the web remains, and heads all the way back to the first room.  he remembered more jars than just the one with the nails.
  108. [21:03:18] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There are jars!  Lots of them!  Most of them are empty, though, and the ones that aren't mostly have solid things in them.
  109. [21:04:18] <DJ> Most and mostly means there are exceptions, keep looking!
  110. [21:05:02] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Let's see...
  111. [21:05:06] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's a jar of pickles.
  112. [21:05:10] <~Aori_Radidjiu> A jar of orange juice.
  113. [21:05:47] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And a jar Kool-aid?  Maybe?  Hm.
  114. [21:06:16] <DJ> Sniffasniffa the liquid.
  115. [21:07:42] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Smells sweet.
  116. [21:11:12] <DJ> Eh, probably nothing special.  And pickle juice and orange juice are acidic, but not like, strong ones.  It's mostly writing DJ's thought process!  Anyway, same procedure in the closet.  Containers and such.
  117. [21:13:00] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There aren't any liquid containers in the closet, but...
  118. [21:13:03] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Roll me notice.
  119. [21:13:17] <DJ> 1d100 not fail this time!
  120. [21:13:17] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, not fail this time!: 24 [1d100=24]
  121. [21:13:29] <DJ> My word is truth!
  122. [21:15:09] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's a piece of paper taped to the back of the door, listing a bunch of guidelines for janitors.  One of them is "Don't dispose of acids in the bathroom sinks, it can screw up the plumbing and cause a clog."  Something about that
  123. [21:15:32] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You do remember passing by bathrooms though, although neither of you went into them before.
  124. [21:16:09] <DJ> "I guess it's as good a lead as any."  To the men's room!
  125. [21:16:14] <DJ> 1d100 last hunch!
  126. [21:16:15] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, last hunch!: 1 [1d100=1]
  127. [21:16:20] <DJ> oh my god dude
  128. [21:16:28] <DJ> Hunch is so broken
  129. [21:16:36] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Holy shit.
  130. [21:16:46] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Biff died and gave you his rolls.
  131. [21:17:42] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You walk into the men's room and immediately notice that something smells foul.  It's coming from one of the sinks.
  132. [21:17:57] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It's definitely a strong chemical.
  133. [21:17:59] <Larissa> ((sprite is acidic, btw))
  134. [21:18:04] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (weakly.)
  135. [21:18:29] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (When chemists refer to a "strong" acid, they mean shit like Sulfuric Acid)
  136. [21:19:48] <DJ> "Yeah, figures.  Janitors.  ...Oh right, I almost forgot."  You ready for this?  Empty jar from the first room, scoop out acid in the bathroom, step over the web carefully, pour jar on the padlock.  Bam.
  137. [21:20:26] <Larissa> 1d100 ghost skill check go
  138. [21:20:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, ghost skill check go: 35 [1d100=35]
  139. [21:20:28] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And how are you going to handle that jar?  If you scoop acid into it, it'll have acid on the side.
  140. [21:21:15] <DJ> Carefully!
  141. [21:22:11] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Roll me endure pain.  Yes, I know you don't have that as a skill.
  142. [21:22:27] <DJ> 1d100 BITCH I DON'T EVEN CARE\
  143. [21:22:28] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, BITCH I DON'T EVEN CARE\: 53 [1d100=53]
  144. [21:22:32] <DJ> Well maybe I do
  145. [21:22:56] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Owowowowowow.
  146. [21:23:44] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The burning on your hands hurts too much, and you drop the jar with a crash, causing a bunch of acid to splash onto your pants and ow oh god ow it burns
  147. [21:24:00] <Larissa> (couldn't he just hold it from the sides that don't have acid dripping down the side?)
  148. [21:24:28] <Larissa> (also, inb4 there were safety gloves in the SCIENCE ROOM)
  149. [21:24:44] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (1,1you guys got gloves last session, y'know)
  150. [21:25:00] <DJ> (...fuck)
  151. [21:25:31] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Your pants have holes burnt in them, and you have burns on your skin under those holes.  It hurts a fuckton
  152. [21:26:11] <DJ> "Fuck me!  My best pants!  ...My best leg!  My best hand!"
  153. [21:27:38] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (That is like, the best reaction)
  154. [21:29:27] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Anyway, what now?)
  155. [21:30:24] <Larissa> 1d100 possibly unnecessary skill check FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE oooOOOOOoooooooo
  156. [21:30:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, possibly unnecessary skill check FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE oooOOOOOoooooooo: 71 [1d100=71]
  157. [21:30:27] <DJ> "...Oh dammit, I am an idiot.  I almost died for these fucking gloves, and I completely forgot them when I needed them!  ...And if I didn't get them, I wouldn't have had to do any of this!  FUCK!"  He hurts like hell, but is too mad at himself to do anything but push forward and redo steps 1 and 2 with proper fucking preparation.  God damn idiot fuck asshole shit.
  158. [21:30:52] <Larissa> (boo i'm a ghost)
  159. [21:33:10] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You melt the padlock, finally, and open the freezer.  Yup.  Definitely a freezer.  It has holders for all the little chemicals being stored in there, and there's some empty ones for adding more.
  160. [21:33:28] <Larissa> (would sexy gloves even help)
  161. [21:33:38] <Larissa> (sexy gloves arent exactly the most protective)
  162. [21:33:49] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (1,1They're magically protective.  And sexy.)
  163. [21:33:54] <Larissa> (especially when compared to like jeans)
  164. [21:34:48] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Now then!  Did you set up the chemicals to get heated beforehand?
  165. [21:35:41] <~Aori_Radidjiu> If not, well, better hop to it.  Chopchop.
  166. [21:36:56] <DJ> DJ takes a second to calm himself down a bit.  Careful work with a life in the balance.  I never explicitly said I had them preset to be heated up, though.  Better do that.  he also checks the scraps again to see if they say anything about blue or black specifically, because if either the black or blue could be counted as "dark", he's basically flipping coins.
  167. [21:38:41] <DJ> But that basically is this game anyway, so.
  168. [21:40:17] <DJ> He also also goes to check up on Larissa again.
  169. [21:40:19] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Roll me  General Education to know where to look.
  170. [21:40:27] <Larissa> (ooooOOOOooOooooo)
  171. [21:40:36] <DJ> 1d100 Please don't be stupid, DJ D:
  172. [21:40:37] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, Please don't be stupid, DJ D:: 7 [1d100=7]
  173. [21:40:43] <DJ> WOO I IS SMERT
  174. [21:41:12] <DJ> (Also DiceMaid, thou art redundant)
  175. [21:43:07] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You manage to figure out the sorting system well enough to find another book on antidotes.
  176. [21:43:42] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's a note that every mixed antidote to a chemical poison is usually made of at least two chemicals, mixed together and then diluted.
  177. [21:46:03] <DJ> "Huh...  Probably both of them, then.  I wouldn't have guessed that."  He then checks on Larissa again, dammit.
  178. [21:46:14] <Larissa> (OoooOooooOOOOOOoooooo)
  179. [21:46:25] <~Aori_Radidjiu> 1,1Red and Blue is Purple, which is also dark.
  180. [21:46:31] <~Aori_Radidjiu> She's breathing faintly.
  181. [21:46:33] <Larissa> ((maybe my oos are canon :< ))
  182. [21:46:47] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It's much fainter than it was before, though.
  183. [21:49:56] <Larissa> (1,1totes canon)
  184. [21:51:17] <DJ> He checks the liquids to see if they're boiling.  "I don't have time for second guessing.  It's do...  or she dies."  Dammit Josh, implanting doubt in DJ's mind.  D:
  185. [21:51:35] <~Aori_Radidjiu> They are, in fact, boiling by now.
  186. [21:51:48] * Ambrosia is now known as Kain
  187. [21:52:34] <DJ> Awright, he puts them in the freezer with tube tong thingies, then takes one of thetwo mixing bottles to check if it has measurements on it.
  188. [21:55:29] <~Aori_Radidjiu> They measure in increments of 10 mL, which is...enough to fit the entirety of all the liquid you've made in.  Not very precise, where are the bottles with smaller increments?  Boo.
  189. [22:01:22] <DJ> "I can do this.  I've seen that movie with the dudes disarming a bomb with water jugs."  He hopes there's paper and pencil for this test.
  190. [22:03:25] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There are, in fact, pencils laying around in a few place, and plenty of notebooks.
  191. [22:03:48] <~Aori_Radidjiu> None of the notes in the notebooks seem to be all that helpful, though.  It all seems to be experimental data.
  192. [22:06:11] <DJ> I know how to solve it with the increments given, but do I have to do a third gen ed?
  193. [22:06:38] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Hmmmmmm.
  194. [22:07:02] <~Aori_Radidjiu> I'm going to let you automatically succeed, but you still have to roll to see how long it takes Don to figure it out.
  195. [22:07:33] <DJ> 1d100 This is how it ends, isn't it?
  196. [22:07:34] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, This is how it ends, isn't it?: 39 [1d100=39]
  197. [22:07:56] <DJ> That's within mind, but not gen ed
  198. [22:12:52] <DJ> (Oh also, when you said "10 mL fits all the liquid you've made," does that mean all of one color is 10, or all of both colors is 10?)
  199. [22:13:09] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (All of both.)
  200. [22:17:23] <Larissa> 1d100 haunt the fuck out of dj
  201. [22:17:24] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, haunt the fuck out of dj: 60 [1d100=60]
  202. [22:18:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You manage to get it done in a few minutes, you have to look over the notebooks for samples of the math involved to get your memory refreshed on how to do this shit.
  203. [22:21:05] <~Aori_Radidjiu> However, by the time you get to Larissa, she's...
  204. [22:21:09] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Woken up.
  205. [22:21:15] <DJ> "Alright, so...  When I mix the two, that's supposed to be 40%, which is like, 2/5.  So in clear I need like... 3 times the amount of one or the other.  I can do that."  He goes and gets the chilled liquid, and pours the blue into one of them.  He takes the clear and pours it into the tube that had the blue in it until there's as much clear in the tube as there is in the black tube, and
  206. [22:21:15] <DJ> pours that into the empty bottle.  he does that 2 more times, so bottle 1 has one part blue, and bottle 2 has 3 parts clear.
  207. [22:21:45] <DJ> He then puts the black in with the blue and...  Oh shit what was that sound
  208. [22:21:46] <Larissa> (ooooOOOoo-oh wait)
  209. [22:22:04] * Larissa inspects herself. Does she still feel sick and tired? (other than of being in a creepy warehouse deathtrap that is)
  210. [22:23:25] * DJ should be perceived as bending over the table with a pencil in his mouth and a few crumpled papers on the table, mixing different kinds of Kool-Aid while shifting his legs uncomfortably.
  211. [22:25:25] <Larissa> "What... are you doing?" She asks, possibly a little groggily since she just woke up.
  212. [22:28:41] <DJ> The pencil drops out of his mouth, and he lets go of the tube tongs he was stirring the blue-black with.  He turns around immediately, startled and expecting to see her dead and standing there as a ghost.  "U-u-uh!  I'm so sorry, I...!  ...Wait, you're still alive?!  How did you wake up?!"
  213. [22:37:25] <Larissa> "Ugh... maybe I should've stayed asleep..." is her enlightening response.
  214. [22:38:44] <Larissa> "My throat's dry... really, really... dry." She complains, continuing to not actually answer DJ. 1,1Surely the skill rolls above were just for fun and nothing suspicious actually happened. Surely!
  215. [22:39:05] <DJ> "In here?  You'd probably be dead by now if I hadn't carried you in here.  I had to use my shoe laces!"  You become aware of the fact there are actually shoe laces tied between your hands.
  216. [22:40:47] <DJ> "Uh...  Hold on.  I was making an antidote for the poison you inhaled in there.  You should still take it."
  217. [22:41:09] <Larissa> "An... antidote?"
  218. [22:41:19] <Larissa> Larissa tries to get out of said shoe laces.
  219. [22:42:24] <DJ> "Completely serious.  With chemicals and bunsen burners and shit.  It was like a chem test, but with all the useful pages of the book missing."
  220. [22:42:59] <Larissa> "How do you even know it'd work, though? Did you figure out what that gas was?"
  221. [22:43:47] <DJ> "Well no, but it mentioned inhaled airborne poisons as a whole."
  222. [22:45:12] <Larissa> "I think I'm better now, though." She tries standing up. "Maybe it was just sleeping gas, and the real trap was to trick you into poisoning me, or something. Or maybe one of my amulets protected me." Come to think of it, did she still have two of those left?
  223. [22:45:27] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Yes, she still does.
  224. [22:46:27] <DJ> DJ walks over and puts a hand on her forehead.  "Why do you always gotta take trying to save your life as a bad thing?"
  225. [22:49:49] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Well, your antidote is by now summarily done.
  226. [22:50:01] <Larissa> "Ugh... that's right... we're still in a death trap."
  227. [22:51:31] <~Aori_Radidjiu> If you want to administer it, go ahead~
  228. [22:51:35] <Larissa> "Maybe I should just tell you, or something. It might make getting out alive easier."
  229. [22:52:29] <DJ> "Tell me what?"
  230. [22:53:08] <DJ> Insert more-serious-than-previous-seriousness face.
  231. [22:53:12] <Larissa> "First... before something bad happens... I really need a drink."
  232. [22:53:38] <Larissa> If Larissa's managed to get out of the shoe lace bondage (oh my), she totally hands DJ his shoe laces back.
  233. [22:54:31] <DJ> "There's like a--thank you--startling selection of drinks in rooms we already went to.  There's a Sprite in the fucking first aid kit, and orange juice and kiil aid where we started out."
  234. [22:54:45] <DJ> (kool
  235. [22:54:49] <DJ> **kool
  236. [22:54:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (kill aid)
  237. [22:55:03] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (for all your killing needs)
  238. [22:55:46] <Larissa> "Orange juice might work, if it's not rancid."
  239. [22:56:27] <Larissa> (that sounds like a cheap innercity suicide clinic)
  240. [22:57:16] <DJ> "Well, come on.  I've checked all but one door, and...  Oh yeah, watch out for shattered spider web pieces on your way out."  He sets the antidote down and grabs his unlaced shoes, and starts leading the way.
  241. [22:57:46] * Haiiro-Honoo ( Quit (Client exited)
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  243. [22:58:00] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Larissa might also notice the new holes in DJ's pants, which have some kind of liquid soaked in a little around the holes, and it looks like burns on the skin under the holes.
  244. [22:58:00] <DJ> he picks up the fire extinguisher on the way through, too.  Thing is a tough as hell blunt weapon.
  245. [22:58:51] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Off you go to the orange juice.  It doesn't smell all that good, it probably HAS gone bad.
  246. [22:58:52] * Larissa follows, avoiding whatever deathtraps DJ seems to avoid. "What, exactly, did you do in your quest to save me?" She asks, when she notices the acid burns.
  247. [23:06:46] <Larissa> "I... let's try something else. Is the water relatively clean?"
  248. [23:08:49] <DJ> Travel conversation!   DJ seems a bit happier now. "I carried you around on my back for a bit, looking for something to help the poison.  The first aid kit told me to go to the science room, where you woke up.  ...Uh, yeah, the sink in the break room should be alright, as long as you don't accidentally turn on the hot water.  Anyway, i had to melt off a padlock, so I got some acid from
  249. [23:08:49] <DJ> the bathroom sink, and...  Well first time I spilled some on myself because I'm damn stupid and forgot we just got gloves.  But then I did some math and science stuff."
  250. [23:11:27] <Larissa> "Wait, acid? Did you wash it off?"
  251. [23:11:55] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Oh right I need to put more damage on Don for not doing that.)
  252. [23:11:56] <DJ> "...Uh, well, I was kinda more worried about you not waking up and all."
  253. [23:12:40] <Larissa> "And you're still wearing acid-stained pants?"
  254. [23:12:56] <DJ> "Would you rather I go around with no pants?"
  255. [23:13:19] <Larissa> "Then not being able to walk at all? Yes."
  256. [23:15:28] <Larissa> Time to get out paper towels and treat DJ's wound. She gets a quick drink first, because god is she thirsty, but probably not as much as she ought to.
  257. [23:22:45] <Larissa> (shall i roll a medical skill aka a MIND CHECK)
  258. [23:23:52] <DJ> In ze break room, he sits in one of the chairs and turns so larissa can access his cr--I mean legs.
  259. [23:24:03] <Larissa> (lewd)
  260. [23:25:07] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (go for it)
  261. [23:25:08] <Larissa> Pants are probably removed at some point because you at least fucking clean that stuff off if you're gonna keep wearing it. If the stains are low enough, she might joke about cutting them into shorts for DJ.
  262. [23:25:17] <Larissa> 1d100 in before nat 100
  263. [23:25:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, in before nat 100: 14 [1d100=14]
  264. [23:26:18] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You manage to remove the pants without agitating him more and wash them off so they won't get worse, but you don't have much success in actually TREATING the wounds.  Bit late for that. :/
  265. [23:27:19] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Don finds it pretty nice to not have CONSTANT BURNING and starts to realize how much the pain addled his head.
  266. [23:28:46] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You're both, by the way, feeling REALLY WEAK and don't feel like you can take much more shit from traps and the like.
  267. [23:30:00] <Larissa> "Stop putting things like modesty before your own survival. We're not getting out of here alive if we don't even take this place seriously."
  268. [23:30:33] <Larissa> "In fact, you should frankly have put your own survival before mine, too, if you really want to live."
  269. [23:32:43] * DJ sighs. "Thanks, Larissa. I uh... I just really don't think I can handle this stuff on my own. I did what I thought I had to so you wouldn't die. And then I get treated like shit."
  270. [23:36:35] <Larissa> "I don't think you fully understand the situation, if that's how you feel. I'm the reason you're here, not the other way around - and, while I don't especially like deathtraps, this sort of stuff - ghosts, demons, and magic - is the stuff I live for."
  271. [23:38:01] <DJ> "Hopefully this will be enough to drag you back to reality, too.  Gimme my pants.  We only have one place left to go."
  272. [23:39:08] <Larissa> "Let me cut off some material first... also, maybe there's something in the first aid kit."
  273. [23:39:53] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Checking the first aid kit, you find that there is some stuff for chemical burns!  Mostly to ease the pain, though, not really for treating them, you need a doctor for that. :/
  274. [23:40:13] <Larissa> Larissa tries to set up DJ such that his legs aren't, like, burnt by terrible acid stains (or the wounds he already has are irritated by denim), and are bandaged with burn ointment and stuff.
  275. [23:40:27] <Larissa> ((i am just assuming he's wearing jeans))
  276. [23:40:35] <Larissa> ((i have no clue if he actually is or not, i just assume))
  277. [23:40:44] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (I was too but I stuck to "pants" to be ambiguous)
  278. [23:41:02] <DJ> (Dress pants, like a motherfucker)
  279. [23:41:15] <Larissa> (turns out he was wearing short shorts)
  280. [23:42:15] <Larissa> "Looks like he did give me some..." she mutters while bandaging DJ, or something.
  281. [23:51:30] <Larissa> Assuming her attempt succeeds without requiring any sort of ADDITIONAL MEDICAL MIND CHECK, she suddenly says, "So, I made a deal with one of the demons running this show. One of the many demons, it sounds like - we're basically in between Earth and Hell, or something like that."
  282. [23:52:50] <DJ> "Yeah, the non-malevolent ghost we brought along with us to help us survive and doesn't want to cheat us out of our soul already told us that."
  283. [23:53:06] <DJ> *that doesn't
  284. [23:53:18] <Larissa> "Yeah, but I figured it was just a single demon."
  285. [23:55:53] <DJ> "Don't make me start adopting Biff's nickname for you.  Come on, it's only a matter of time before something less tame catches us."  He stands up and is already heading for the door.  "You should know more about the layout of this place once we get tothe second floor."
  286. [23:56:47] * Larissa follows along. "Hopefully."
  287. [23:59:46] <DJ> To the door just before the web he broke down!
  288. [00:00:29] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Locked.
  289. [00:00:38] <DJ> To the collection of keys!
  290. [00:01:05] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Last place you saw a key was...that room with the ghost.  Also, there was a key in the acidsink, but you didn't have the time to pay attention to it.
  291. [00:04:32] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Also I'd like to note that
  292. [00:04:58] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There was a second web past the first one, that blocked the rest of the place off, so if you have OTHER creative ideas for disposing of the webs, go for 'em!
  293. [00:05:54] <DJ> "Unless you wanna try to deal with a web, we gotta get in this door.  Web might be easier, if we can figure out how to get by it."
  294. [00:06:32] <DJ> "But this and a getter look in the  bathrooms are all that's left."
  295. [00:06:36] <DJ> *better
  296. [00:06:43] <Larissa> "I could set it on fire, if you've got anything left in the extinguisher."
  297. [00:07:34] <DJ> "Nope.  Used it up getting by the already broken web.  hence why it looks like it's shattered.  Because it was."
  298. [00:09:19] <Larissa> "I could... burn it anyway, but I'm pretty sure the walls would catch on fire too.
  299. [00:09:20] <Larissa> "
  300. [00:09:56] <DJ> "Well there is water, too.  Gotta be a bucket in the janitor's closet."
  301. [00:10:42] <Larissa> "Sure."
  302. [00:11:09] <DJ> Insert looking for a bucket here, because slooooooooowness
  303. [00:11:27] <Larissa> Larissa goes to get her cloak. It could help with putting out fires.
  304. [00:11:54] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There sure are buckets.
  305. [00:12:14] <DJ> Alright, bucket + break room water, fire o'clock
  306. [00:14:04] <Larissa> "You know. I spent hours and hours of my life learning a spell that lets me start fires."
  307. [00:14:24] <Larissa> "And all it really taught me was to keep matches on hand."
  308. [00:16:00] <DJ> "There's a reason why magic didn't really catch on, you know."  He's just holding a mostly-full bucket, all :|-like.
  309. [00:16:46] <Larissa> Once they're ready, Larissa takes out a match, lights it, and tosses it into the spider web. "I'm sure it was pretty amazing before matches existed, though."
  310. [00:18:40] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It lights up, all pretty like
  311. [00:18:43] <~Aori_Radidjiu> woooooo
  312. [00:18:55] * Larissa covers her mouth with her shirt just in case
  313. [00:19:13] * Larissa or maybe her cloak. That's thicker.
  314. [00:19:16] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It combusts pretty fast, webs do that, and then starts spreading to the walls.  Bucket?  Bucket.
  315. [00:19:26] <DJ> Bucket!
  316. [00:19:27] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Roll me a bucket (1,1improvised weapons) check!
  317. [00:19:39] <DJ> 1d100 bucket?
  318. [00:19:39] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, bucket?: 7 [1d100=7]
  319. [00:19:45] <DJ> Buck yeah
  320. [00:20:07] <~Aori_Radidjiu> buck
  321. [00:20:08] <~Aori_Radidjiu> yeah
  322. [00:20:27] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The web is put out, allowing you access to another door on that same wall and..everything up to another web...
  323. [00:20:29] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ....
  324. [00:20:47] <~Aori_Radidjiu> That happens to be the web that was right next to the door ot the room you started in.
  325. [00:21:07] <~Aori_Radidjiu> In other words, you just opened up the entire rest of the floor.  Congratulations~!
  326. [00:21:24] <Larissa> (you mean, went in a circle? :v )
  327. [00:21:31] <DJ> "3 turns, that definitely brings us all the way around."
  328. [00:21:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (sorta, yeah.)
  329. [00:22:39] <DJ> "So do we take this door just behind the web, or go to the one we saw when we came out of the first room?"
  330. [00:23:14] <Larissa> (oh. looking at the map, i see now. i think.)
  331. [00:23:24] <Larissa> (so we broke the other south-hallway web)
  332. [00:23:30] <DJ> (Yeah)
  333. [00:23:49] <DJ> (Basically asking to try the other door to ??? room, or to the one on the left)
  334. [00:24:11] <Larissa> "Whichever one isn't locked. If that's either of them."
  335. [00:24:39] <DJ> "One way to find out."  He checks the door just past the newly-broken web.
  336. [00:24:44] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It opens...
  337. [00:24:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> To the end of the session~!
  338. [00:25:13] <Larissa> yeah we decide to take the other door
  339. [00:25:17] <Larissa> ( :3 )
  340. [00:25:51] <~Aori_Radidjiu> oh u
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