You are Koro, a rogue living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a long steel
 dagger and a length of rope. You walk down the city street looking for somehwere
 to steal from. You look around and see that it's not too bad. The people here
 aren't exactly the most law abiding, but you don't really care
> Walk to tavern

You walk along the road until you find a tavern. It is called "The Drunken Clam"
 and it has been open since before the Empire even existed. You go inside and
 order a drink. After drinking your fill, you decide to take a break
> Look around

You look around the tavern and see that there isn't much going on. There is a
 barber shop and a few other small businesses. Most of them are closed at this
 time of night. You notice a couple of people sitting outside playing cards
> Play cards

You sit down at one of the tables and begin to play with the person next to you.
 The game goes well for awhile, but then someone else comes into the tavern.
 They are a little older than you, but they seem like they could be friendly
> Wave to person

You wave to the man who sits across from you. He waves back and smiles. This
 smile is not quite friendly enough for you so you wave back. This causes him
 to get angry and he shouts something at you
> Say "That's racist"

You shout at him and tell him that he should stop being an *******. He looks
 surprised by your outburst and says that he didn't mean anything bad by what
 he said
> Forgive him

You nod and smile at him and tell him that he was right about everything. You
 don't know why, but you feel better after saying that. You leave the tavern
 feeling better than when you entered it
> Set fire to tavern

You head out onto the street and burn the tavern down. The flames engulf the
 building as you watch it burn
> Walk away slowly

You walk away slowly as the flames consume the tavern. As you walk away, you
 think about how nice it would be if you had a home like this one
> Find another tavern

You wander through the streets looking for another tavern. Eventually you come
 across a place called "The Red Handed Inn". You enter and sit down at the table.
 You order a drink and start to enjoy yourself
> Order another drink

You order another drink and enjoy yourself
> Look around

You look around and notice that the inn is empty. You wonder where everyone went.
 You try to remember, but you can't really concentrate on anything except the
 drink in front of you
> Run away screaming

You scream and run out of the inn. You quickly make your way towards the city
 center and eventually end up in the wilderness. You wander aimlessly through
 the wilderness until you fall asleep. In the morning you wake up and realize
 that you haven't eaten or drank anything all day
> Hunt for deer

You wake up and realize that you haven't eaten or drunk anything all day. You
 aren't hungry or thirsty either. You decide to hunt for some food. You head
 off into the woods and begin to search for food. You find several rabbits and
 squirrels and eat them all
> Look for river

You continue searching for food and water. You find several streams and rivers
 and swim across them. You do this for hours until you finally reach a large
 lake. You spend the rest of the day swimming around the lake and enjoying yourself
> Drink water

You drink a lot of water and relax in the sun. You think about how nice it would
 be if you had a home like this one
> Return to city

You return to the city and find that the tavern has burned down. You are glad
 that you did not lose anyone though
> Investigate fire

You look around and notice that the tavern has burned down. You are glad that
 you did not lose anyone though
> Dig through ashes

You dig through the ashes and find a note. It reads:

To my friend, I am sorry to hear that you lost your family. My name is Koro and
 I am a thief. I hope you will join me
> Join me

You agree to join Koro and you both travel together. You learn more about each
 other and eventually you become good friends. One day you meet up with a group
 of thieves who want to rob a caravan. You refuse to help them and fight them
 off
> Loot thieves

You loot the thieves and take their stuff. You also kill two of them. You are
 happy with your new found wealth
> Count gold

You count the money that the thieves stole and find that you have gained over
 $5000. You are very pleased with your newfound wealth
> Donate money to charity

You decide that you want to give a portion of your newly acquired wealth to charity.
 You decide to give most of it to the orphanage that you once worked at. You
 donate $10,000 to the orphanage
> Steal money back from orphanage

You decide that you want to steal the money that the orphans stole from the caravan.
 You go to the orphanage and steal back most of the money. You are very pleased
 with your new found wealth
> Burn orphanage

You decide that you want to burn the orphanage down. You go there and set the
 place alight. When you arrive, you find that the orphanage has been destroyed.
 You are very pleased with your new found wealth
> Spend money on new armor

You decide that you want to spend your newly acquired wealth on new armor. You
 decide to buy a suit of chainmail maille armor and a heavy shield. You are very
 pleased with your new found wealth
> Wonder why I bought that armor since I am a rogue

You wonder why you bought that armor since you are a rogue. You decide to ask
 Koro why he chose to wear such an expensive piece of gear. He tells you that
 it is because he is a thief and that he likes wearing expensive items
> Agree with Koro

You agree with Koro and decide to keep the armor. You feel much better now that
 you know what it means to be a thief
> Write best-selling novel

You decide that you want to write a best selling novel. You decide to write a
 story about a thief named Koro. You write the first chapter and send it to Koro.
 He sends you a response saying that he wants to meet you soon
> Meet Koro

You meet Koro and he agrees to meet you soon. You tell him that you want to write
 a best selling novel and that you want to meet him soon. You leave the tavern
 and walk along the road. Suddenly you see a man walking down the street with
 a horse by his side
> Wave at man

You wave at the man and he waves back. You then proceed to follow the man and
 eventually arrive at a small house. The door opens and you enter. Inside you
 find a man sitting in a chair reading a book. He looks up when he sees you and
 smiles
> Ask man about book

The man nods and says "It's called 'The Thief' by John Locke". You nod and say
 "I'm writing a novel about a thief named Koro" and the man replies "That sounds
 interesting. Do you want to meet up later?" You nod again and he heads upstairs
> Follow

You follow the man upstairs and find that he is currently playing a game on a
 table. He begins to explain that he is trying to figure out which card is the
 Ace of Spades. He continues to play the game as you watch
> Show man the Ace of Spades

You show the man the ace of spades and he smiles and thanks you before leaving
 the room
> Follow

You follow the man into another room and find that he is playing some sort of
 board game on a board. He explains that he is trying to determine which number
 is the King of Hearts. He continues to play the game as you watch
> Roll dice

You roll the dice and they come up as 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. You smile and say
 "That's right, the king of hearts!" The man smiles and nods and tells you to
 follow him
> Stab man

You stab the man in the chest and he falls backwards onto the floor. You stand
 up and walk towards the door. The man stands up quickly and shouts "Don't! Don't
 do it!" You pause for a moment and then rush forward and stab him again
> Say one-liner

You shout "Ace of Spades!" and laugh maniacally. Everyone in the tavern stares
 at you in disbelief. You run outside and hide behind a nearby tree. You hear
 the man calling after you. You run back inside and find that he has escaped
> Write apology

You write an apology letter to the man and hand it to him. He takes it and reads
 it. He nods and leaves
> Stab man again

You stab the man again and he collapses on the ground. You look around and realize
 that you are surrounded by people who would like to kill you. You decide that
 you will try to escape
> Teleport away

You teleport away and head towards the mountains. You find that you can only
 travel at a certain speed so you decide to travel at this speed until you reach
 the mountains. You make it to the mountains but suddenly you notice that you
 cannot move any faster
> Move slower

You slow down and begin to fall. You begin to scream and cry out in pain. You
 hear someone call out to you from above. You turn around and see a group of
 men holding swords ready to attack you. They are all armed with crossbows
> Melt swords with laser eyes

You move slowly and begin to melt the left and then the right. You manage to
 get close enough to them that they cannot shoot you. They fire their lasers
 at you and you melt them instantly. You disappear and reappear...

> Look around

You look around and see that you are now in a forest. You look around and see
 that you are in a cave. You look around and see that you are in a castle. You
 look around and see that you are in a city
> Build home in the wilderness

You decide that you need to build a home in the wilderness. You start building
 a shelter and begin to protect yourself from the elements. You take a torch
 and light source of heat and begin to cook food
> Build mansion

You decide that you need to build a mansion. You begin to construct a large wooden
 structure and place furniture inside
> Hire interior decorator

You hire an interior decorator and she starts working on your home
> Hire butler

You hire a butler and he comes to work for you
> Steal from butler

You steal from the butler and he gets angry
> Threaten butler

You threaten the butler and he runs off
> Hire maid

You hire a maid and she works hard for you
> Appreciate maid

You appreciate the maid and she helps you out
> Flirt with maid

You flirt with the maid and she gives you a kiss
> Head out on adventure with Koro

You go out on an adventure with Koro and you discover a secret passage leading
 to a hidden chamber where you find a book called "The Book of Lost Tales"
> Read book

You open the book and begin to read aloud the story of how the king was killed
 by his own guardsmen. You also learn that the king was murdered by his own wife
 and that the queen is pregnant with his child
> Find king

You find the king and he smiles at you
> Smile at king

You smile at the king and he tells you that he loves you
> Sleep with king

You sleep with the king and he kisses you on the lips
> Say "No homo"

You tell the king that you do not want to be with him anymore and leave the room
> Burn down room

You burn the house down and everyone dies in the explosion
> Return to mansion

You return to the mansion and everything is fine again
> Wave at maid

You wave at the maid and she waves back at you
> Talk to interior decorator

You talk to the interior decorator and she asks if you want to play a game
> Play game

You play a game with the interior decorator and you win
> Play for money
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> Invite maid for drinks

You invite the maid to drink with you and she accepts
> Drink with maid

You drink with the maid and she laughs with you
> Flirt with maid

You flirt with the maid and she gives you a kiss
> Send maid as undercover agent to the queen

You send the maid as an undercover agent to the queen and she succeeds
> Uncover queen's secrets

You uncover the queen's secrets and you learn that she has been having an affair
 with her advisor
> Speak with advisor

You speak with the advisor and he reveals the truth about the queen's infidelity
> Reveal queen's infidelity to public

You reveal the queen's infidelity to the public and they laugh at you
> Run for presiden

You run for president and you succeed
> Look around

You look around and see that everything is normal again.
> Run for re-election

You run for re-election and you win
> Become tyrannical dictator

You become a tyrant and you rule the country for many years