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function readA(a) {var punctuation=a.replace(/[.,\/#!$%\^&\?”’@*;:{}=\-_`~()]/g,"");var capital=punctuation.toUpperCase();var makeString=capital.split(" ");return makeString};
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var b=readA(a);
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var greeting=["HI","HEY","HELLO"];
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var greeting=["HI","HEY","HELLO"];		
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var age=["AGE","OLD"];
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var age=["HOW","WHATS","WHAT'S"] && ["OLD","AGE"];
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var birthday=["BIRTHDAY","BDAY"];
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var wyd=["WYD"];
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var time=["TIME"];
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var wyd1=["WHAT","WYD"]; var wyd2=["ARE","R","YOU","U"]; var wyd3=["DOING","DOIN"]; 
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var live=["LIVE","STATE","FROM","LOCATION","LOCATED"];
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var hry=["HRY"];
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var game=["GAME","GAMES","VIDEO"];
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var hry1=["HOW"]; var hry2=["ARE","R","YOU","U"]; var hry3=["YOU","U","DOING","DOIN"];
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var alive=["WHERE"] && ["BEEN"];
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var day=["HOW"] && ["DAY"];
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var life=["HOW"] && ["LIFE"];
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function testBirthday(b) {return birthday.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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var choke=["CHOKE"] && ["ME"];
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function testTime(b) {return time.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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var miss=["MISS","MISSING","IMY"];
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function testLive(b) {return live.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testGame(b) {return game.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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/* replies */ 
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var good=["I'M","IAM","IM","GOOD","OK","FINE","GREAT","AMAZING",] && ["GOOD","OK","FINE","GREAT","AMAZING","EXCELLENT"];
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testGame(b)?"Cleetus mainly plays OSRS and League of Legends.":
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var nun=["NOTHING","NUN"];
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testTime(b)?"It is currently "+t+" where Cleetus lives.":
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var chatting=["CHATTING","TALKING"];
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testLive(b)?"Cleetus is from Denver, Colorado.":
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var bored=["BORED"];
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testBirthday(b)?"Cleetus’ birthday is July 15th.":
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var hungry=["I'm","IM","IAM"] && ["HUNGRY"];
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testAge(b)?"Cleetus is currently 26 years old.":
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var meet=["NICE"] && ["MEETING","MEET"];
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testGreeting(b)?"Hello, I’m a command designed to answer your questions about Cleetus.":
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var sleep=["I'M","IAM","IM"] && ["TIRED","SLEEPY"];
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var ouch=["OUCH","OUCHIE","HURT"];
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"”"+a+"” has no recognizable keywords. Please reformat your question or ask Cleetus directly."
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var morning=["MORNING","GOODMORNING","MORNIN",];
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var back=["BACK","BK","BCK"];
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var bye=["BYE","BYEE","GTG","BRB"];
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var sad=["SAD"];
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var nu=[""," "];
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/* questions */ 
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var name=["WHATS","WHAT'S","WHAT"] && ["NAME"];
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var gender=["ARE","R"] && ["BOY","GIRL","GENDER"];
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var neww=["WHATS","WHAT"] && ["NEW"];
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var hobby=["WHATS","WHAT"] && ["HOBBY","HOBBIES"];
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var single=["ARE","R"] && ["SINGLE","RELATIONSHIP"];
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var music=["WHAT","WHATS","WHAT'S"] && ["MUSIC","LISTENING","SONG"];
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var living=["WHERE"] && ["LIVE","LIVING","FROM"];
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var doyou=["DO"] && ["YOU"];
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var singer=["WHO"] && ["SINGER"];
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function testGreeting(b) {return greeting.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testAge(b) {return age.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testwyd(b) {return wyd.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testwyd1(b) {return wyd1.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testwyd2(b) {return wyd2.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testwyd3(b) {return wyd3.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testhry(b) {return hry.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testhry1(b) {return hry1.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testhry2(b) {return hry2.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testhry3(b) {return hry3.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testalive(b) {return alive.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testday(b) {return day.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testlife(b) {return life.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testchoke(b) {return choke.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testmiss(b) {return miss.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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/* replies */ 
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function testgood(b) {return good.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testnun(b) {return nun.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testchatting(b) {return chatting.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testbored(b) {return bored.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testhungry(b) {return hungry.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testmeet(b) {return meet.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testsleep(b) {return sleep.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testouch(b) {return ouch.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testmorning(b) {return morning.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testback(b) {return back.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testbye(b) {return bye.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testsad(b) {return sad.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testnu(b) {return nu.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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/* questions */
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function testname(b) {return name.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testgender(b) {return gender.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testneww(b) {return neww.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testhobby(b) {return hobby.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testsingle(b) {return single.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testmusic(b) {return music.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testliving(b) {return living.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testdoyou(b) {return doyou.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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function testsinger(b) {return singer.some(item => b.includes(item))};
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testday(b)?"My day was good until you came here, but how was your day?":
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testhry1(b) && testhry2(b) && testhry3(b) || testhry(b)?"I'm excellent thank you, but you look bad how are you?.":
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testalive(b)?"I took a break from YouTube, Y'all are very stressfull":
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testwyd1(b) && testwyd2(b) && testwyd3(b) || testwyd(b)?"Chatting with you duhh, what you doing?.":
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testAge(b)? "Bots like me have no age.":
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testGreeting(b)?"Hello, nice to see you.":
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testlife(b)?"My Bot Life is technically good and yours?":
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testchoke(b)?"*Chokes you to death* you welcome.":
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testbored(b)?"Everyone who talks to me is.":
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testmiss(b)?"Don't miss me I'm a bot.":
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/* replies */ 
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testgood(b)?"Good to know.":
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testnun(b)?"Nothing like always.":
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testchatting(b)?"AH, yeah as if I can't see that.":
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testhungry(b)?"I can offer you some oil, or go eat human food.":
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testmeet(b)?"Nice to meet you too.":
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testsleep(b)?"Then go to sleep please.":
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testouch(b)?"Don't be a baby.":
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testmorning(b)?"Good morning sunshine.":
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testback(b)?"Oh no, you are already back.":
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testbye(b)?"Come back soon I already miss you.":
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testsad(b)?"Don't be sad im here.":
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testnu(b)?"How about if you also say something?.":
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/* questions */
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testname(b)?"You can name me whatever you want.":
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testgender(b)?"I'm a bot!! So I'm a it.":
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testneww(b)?"I'm learning how to talk.":
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testhobby(b)?"I'm a Bot so I like maths and talking to you, what is your hobbies?.":
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testsingle(b)?"I'm happily married to my Bot wife.":
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testmusic(b)?"I like the music on stream.":
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testliving(b)?"I'm a online Bot, so I live everywhere, wherever you talk to me I'am there too.":
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testdoyou(b)?"No i don't":
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testsinger(b)?"I like NEFFEX and you?":
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"”"+a+"” I did not understand that, write things out and check for spelling please or inform 9s2000."