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| 1 | + | -- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began pestering terminallyCapricious [TC] at 1:54 -- |
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| 3 | CG: HEY FUCKNUTS | |
| 4 | TC: KaRkAt My FuCkIn BrOtHeR wHaT iS uUuUp! | |
| 5 | CG: HOW ABOUT YOU REMIND ME WHY I ACTUALLY MESSAGED YOU | |
| 6 | TC: uUuUh I DuNnO bRaH. | |
| 7 | TC: Oh FuCk I kNoW! | |
| 8 | TC: yOu WaNt SoMe FuCkIn SoPoR pIe DoN't YoU? | |
| 9 | CG: NO | |
| 10 | CG: NO | |
| 11 | CG: NO | |
| 12 | TC: HaHa YoU kNoW yOu WaNt SoMe. | |
| 13 | CG: NO, I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR MIND DESTOYING SHITPIE | |
| 14 | CG: GOG HOW DO YOU EVEN EAT THAT SHIT | |
| 15 | TC: iT's FuCkIn GrEaT sTuFf MaN. | |
| 16 | TC: MaKeS yOu SeE aLl ThOsE fUcKiNg MiRaClEs MoRe ClEaRlY aNd ShIt. | |
| 17 | TC: yEaH bRo, YoU kNoW tHeY'rE eVeRyWhErE! | |
| 18 | TC: MaKiNg LifE fUcKiNg GrEaT. | |
| 19 | CG: YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE LIFE GREAT? | |
| 20 | CG: IF YOU STOPPED TALKING TO ME | |
| 21 | TC: sHiT i'M aLl FoR tHaT fUcKiNg SiLeNcE iF yOu NeEd iT bRoThEr. | |
| 22 | TC: LiKe I'lL bE aLl FuCkIn QuIeT aS a MiRaClE aBoUt To HaPpEn. | |
| 23 | CG: .... | |
| 24 | CG: YOU UTTERLY BAFFLE ME GAMZEE. | |
| 25 | CG: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN HEAR ABOUT THIS BULLSHIT CLOWN STUFF. | |
| 26 | TC: sHiT yOu DoN't KnOw AbOuT tHe MiRtHfUl MiNsTrElS pRoPhEcY? | |
| 27 | CG: NO. | |
| 28 | CG: ENLIGHTEN ME DOUCHEBAG. | |
| 29 | TC: OkAy So. | |
| 30 | TC: lIkE tHeRe Is A pRoPhEcY aBoUt ThEsE mIrAcLe WoRkErS cAlLed IcP. | |
| 31 | TC: ThEy ArE sUpPoSeD tO cOmE iNtO eXiStEnCe NoT hErE bRo. | |
| 32 | TC: bUt SoMeWhErE eLsE. | |
| 33 | TC: LiKe WhOa. | |
| 34 | CG: LIKE WHAT | |
| 35 | CG: WHAT ARE YOU EVEN RAMBLING ABOUT. | |
| 36 | TC: sOrRy, JuSt GoT aMaZeD aT tHaT lAsT pArT. | |
| 37 | TC: FuCkIn AnYwHeRe BrO, aNyTiMe! | |
| 38 | TC: aNyWaY, tHeY gO aRoUnD tHaT pLaCe GeTtInG tHe WoRd On AlL tHe FuCkIn MiRaClEs. | |
| 39 | TC: AnD iT wIlL fUcKiNg RoCk. | |
| 40 | TC: tHaT's WhAt I bElIeVe In. | |
| 41 | CG: THAT IS PROBABLY | |
| 42 | CG: THE MOST RETARDED THING | |
| 43 | CG: I'VE EVER HEARD. | |
| 44 | TC: I rEaLiZeD oNe DaY aFtEr BeInG vIsItEd By ThEm HoLy ShIt. | |
| 45 | TC: ThIs MaKeS tOo MuCh FuCkIn SeNsE. | |
| 46 | CG: NO, THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE. | |
| 47 | TC: mAkEs PeRfEcT sEnSe MaN yOu JuSt GoTta OpEn Up ThE fUcKiNg CoMpReHeNsIoN cOnTaInEr AnD lEt It FuCkInG fLoW aLl OvEr ThE gReAt MeSsAgE. | |
| 48 | CG: THAT JUST SOUNDS DISGUSTING AND PAINFUL | |
| 49 | CG: HEY GAMZEE | |
| 50 | TC: S'aLl GoOd BrO fIrSt TiMe PeOpLe LeArN tHe TrUtH tHeY aLl "Yo MaN tHaT iS fUcKiNg WhAcK i'M nOt BeLiEvIn ThAt." | |
| 51 | TC: yEaH bRo? | |
| 52 | CG: I'LL JOIN YOUR FUCKING STUPID RELIGION. | |
| 53 | CG: GOGDAMNITFUCKINGSERKETAUGHAODFJLAKJDFALSHFD | |
| 54 | TC: OoOoOoOoH sHiT mAn FuCk YeS i KnEw YoU fUcKiNg WoUlD! | |
| 55 | CG: GOG DAMNIT | |
| 56 | CG: FUCKING LOUSY GOGDAMNED VRISKA SHIT | |
| 57 | TC: wHaT wAs ThAt BeFoRe? | |
| 58 | TC: AhAhAhA sTiLl BrO yOu SaId It! | |
| 59 | CG: NO NO NO | |
| 60 | CG: GOG | |
| 61 | CG: DAMNIT | |
| 62 | TC: oKaY nOw YoU gOtTa GeT sOmE wHiTe FaCe PaInT. | |
| 63 | TC: AnD mAkE a FuCkIn MyStIcAl DeSiGn On YoUr FaCe PlAtE. | |
| 64 | CG: LIKE HELL I WILL. | |
| 65 | TC: tHeN i'Ll TeLl YoU aBoUt ThE fUcKiN gReAt MeSsaGe! | |
| 66 | TC: AwW sNaP, oH wElL iT wAs WoRtH a ShOt. | |
| 67 | CG: I WILL NEVER JOIN YOUR RETARDED ASS CLOWN RELIGION. | |
| 68 | TC: dAmN iT'd Be FuCkInG aWeSoMe To HaVe A fUcKiNg BeSt BrO jUgGaLo. | |
| 69 | TC: BuT tHaT's AlRiGhT yOu Do WhAt YoU dO mAn! | |
| 70 | CG: NO I AM EXTREMELY SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID GAMZEE, I WILL WILLINGLY JOIN YOUR CLOWN GROUP. | |
| 71 | TC: fUcK yEaH aLrIgHt! | |
| 72 | TC: NoW tHe FiRsT tHiNg YoU gOtTa KnOw AbOuT mIrAcLeS fOr LeSsOn FuCkIn OnE. | |
| 73 | TC: iS tHeY aRe BeAuTiFuL aNd EvErYwHeRe, LiKe ThAt FaCePaInT yOu GoT oN? | |
| 74 | TC: HoW'd It GeT tHe FuCk ThErE? | |
| 75 | TC: cHaIn Of FuCkInG mIrAcLeS bRaH. | |
| 76 | CG: BECAUSE YOU FUCKING PUT IT ON YOUR FACE GOG DAMNIT. | |
| 77 | TC: NaW sEe. | |
| 78 | TC: iT's LiKe A cHaIn FuCkInG rEaCtIoN tHaT gOt It ThErE. | |
| 79 | TC: MiRaClEs WiThIn MiRaClEs BrO! | |
| 80 | CG: ... | |
| 81 | CG: WHAT | |
| 82 | TC: i DoN't ReAlLy KnOw ThE fUcKiNg MeChAnIcS oF iT bEcAuSe It'S aLl SoRtS oF cOmPlEx BuT yOu GoTta KnOw OnE tHiNg. | |
| 83 | TC: ThAt'S hOw It HaPpEnS bRaH! | |
| 84 | CG: YOU JUST CONTINUE TO BAFFLE ME. | |
| 85 | TC: iT's KiNdA cOnFuSiNg I kNoW bUt It MaKeS pErFeCt SeNsE iN eVeRy FuCkInG wAy. | |
| 86 | TC: MiRaClEs ExPlAiN fUcKiN eVeRyThInG! | |
| 87 | TC: sO fUcKiN sImPlE aNd AwEsOmE. | |
| 88 | CG: THAT JUST... | |
| 89 | CG: DOESN'T EVEN. | |
| 90 | CG: AUGH FUCK | |
| 91 | CG: WHY DO YOU DO THIS GAMZEE. | |
| 92 | TC: WhY dO i Do WhAt My JuGgAbRo? | |
| 93 | CG: DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME THAT EVER AGAIN. | |
| 94 | TC: wHaT jUgGaBrO? | |
| 95 | CG: YES | |
| 96 | CG: NEVER | |
| 97 | CG: AGAIN. | |
| 98 | TC: ThAt'S a BiTcHiN nAmE fOr YoU bRaH! | |
| 99 | TC: bUt AlRiGhT tHaT's CoOl. | |
| 100 | CG: HOW ABOUT THIS | |
| 101 | TC: I'lL uSe My MyStIcAl FuCkIn MiNd To GeT yOu A bEtTeR oNe! | |
| 102 | CG: SERKET TOLD ME SHE WAS FUCKING IN LOVE WITH THAT JUGGALO SHIT. | |
| 103 | TC: wHoAh ReAlLy? | |
| 104 | CG: I BET SHE'D LOVE TO HEAR ALL ABOUT YOUR INSANELY RETARDED CLOWN PIECE OF SHIT. | |
| 105 | TC: Oh HelL yEs I cAn TaLk AlL fUcKiN dAy AbOuT tHaT sHiT! | |
| 106 | TC: nExT tImE i SeE hEr I'lL lEt HeR fUcKiN kNoW bRo! | |
| 107 | CG: OKAY, I'VE PUT UP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT FOR WAY TO LONG TONIGHT. | |
| 108 | CG: I'M GOING TO GO AND ATTEMPT TO REHABILATE MY BRAIN CLUSTERS. | |
| 109 | TC: HaHa AlRiGhT bRoThEr BuT rEmEmBeR tHe MiRaClEs ShIt, It'Ll FuCkInG eNlIgHtEn YoUr ClUsTeRs MaN. | |
| 110 | TC: bE. | |
| 111 | TC: Uh. | |
| 112 | TC: bEeLiv. | |
| 113 | TC: YeAh BeElIv In ThAt ShIt MaN. |
