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1 | SQUAREWAVE: YO YO D-STRIZZLE I COULDN'T HELP BUT CHECK YOU LOADIN UP ON YOUR SYLLADILLY | |
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3 | SQUAREWAVE: CAN'T FOOL ME HOMES I KNOW WHAT THAT'S ABOUT | |
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5 | SQUAREWAVE: SO I JUST GOT ONE CAN OF SURPRISE NOODLES LEFT TO BUST OPEN HERE AND I KNOW HOW YOU LOVE YOUR NOODLES | |
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7 | SQUAREWAVE: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME?????????????? | |
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9 | DIRK: Man, no. | |
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11 | DIRK: I already told you, I don't have time to disgrace you with my rhymes today. Sorry, dude. | |
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13 | SQUAREWAVE: THAT'S SO WHACK! I BEEN WATCHING YOU WASTE NOTHIN BUT TIME ALL LOOKIN AT YOUR HORSE PICTURES AND SHIT | |
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15 | SQUAREWAVE: SO I'M LIKE... | |
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17 | SQUAREWAVE: THAT SHIT'S AS WHACK AS I'M A GUY MADE OF METAL | |
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19 | SQUAREWAVE: SIT YOUR ASS BACK DOWN CAUSE WE GOT SHIT TO SETTLE | |
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21 | SQUAREWAVE: JUST PARK IT ON MY GRILL, YOU BE WHISTLIN LIKE A KETTLE | |
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23 | SQUAREWAVE: IF RAP'S A ONE WHEEL DEVICE YOUR FOOT DON'T REACH THE PEDDLE | |
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25 | SQUAREWAVE: WORD! | |
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27 | DIRK: God dammit. Alright, this is all you get. | |
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29 | DIRK: Rap off? Man, I gotta nap off your sad rap ambush. Shoot your ass down while I pap you with plush. | |
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31 | DIRK: I push mad facts on the hapless, shit's practically axiomatic; you don't talk smack with Orange Crush. | |
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33 | SQUAREWAVE: DAMN DOGG WHY AS A ROBOT I GOT TO BE SO PREDICTABLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO LIQUID LIKE THIS. IT AIN'T COOL!!! |