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  1. #homeimprovement
  2. 2:06 PM <RosyBud> Sophia reports.
  3. 2:06 PM → DrScottJonas joined (~Gearsthec@3962AC0B.B96533B1.25E74969.IP)
  4. 2:06 PM <Aphex_> Hans reports! He clips his pager back onto his belt.
  5. 2:06 PM <DrScottJonas> Andy reports!
  6. 2:07 PM <Talonair> Dana saunters in, wearing her tanker trousers, shirt and jacket, sans beret this time since she's going on a mission
  7. 2:07 PM <Wixelt> Wilson turns up.
  8. 2:09 PM <Aphex_> Hans signs an 'afternoon' to Dana
  9. 2:09 PM <Talonair> She returns it, grinning
  10. 2:10 PM <RosyBud> Sophia make sure she has all her equipment.
  11. 2:13 PM <Wixelt> Wilson nods to people.
  12. 2:17 PM <madness_> A middle-aged man in a white suit coat and pants looks the bunch up and down. Behind him stands an Asian man who does the same and he crinkles his nose after looking to Dana. "Well, is this it?"
  13. 2:22 PM <DrScottJonas> "Yeah, it is."
  14. 2:23 PM <RosyBud> ~Maybe they are just getting things ready.~
  15. 2:23 PM → dragonwielder joined (Mibbit@synIRC-ADE9D263.mycingular.net)
  16. 2:23 PM <Talonair> "I think we're waitin' on one more."
  17. 2:24 PM <Wixelt> Wilson nods in agreement
  18. 2:25 PM <madness_> PAUSE
  19. 2:31 PM madness_ → GMadness_
  20. 2:33 PM BRBee → SpookyBee
  21. 2:33 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel meanders into briefing room!
  22. 2:34 PM <GMadness_> "Alright, let's get started then." The suited man reaches behind him, where the Asian man gives him a couple of folders. "I don't think I made enough copies, so you have to share. I'm Howard, and this is Shen." Shen raises a hand to wave. "Today, you're gonna remove a thorn in our side."
  23. 2:34 PM <Talonair> Dana raises an eyebrow, taking a seat and a file
  24. 2:34 PM <RosyBud> Sophia takes a file as well.
  25. 2:34 PM <SpookyBee> "... Huh?"
  26. 2:34 PM <DrScottJonas> Andy takes a file.
  27. 2:34 PM <GMadness_> http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/files-for-runs
  28. 2:34 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel acquires.
  29. 2:35 PM <RosyBud> "We are suppposed to capture him?"
  30. 2:36 PM <DrScottJonas> "Does a guy like that deserve to be captured, instead of just killed?"
  31. 2:36 PM <GMadness_> "That would be nice, yeah." Shen finally speaks!
  32. 2:36 PM <Talonair> "Anti-cult? Right up my ally."
  33. 2:36 PM <RosyBud> "And how are we supposed to save captains if they want to kill us?"
  34. 2:37 PM <GMadness_> "Knock them out, or something. You don't /have/ to, but it would be much appreciated."
  35. 2:37 PM <SpookyBee> "Any chance that violence isn't the only way to get through this?"
  36. 2:37 PM <RosyBud> Sophia puts the file into her coat, making sure to keep it on her in case its words are needed.
  37. 2:38 PM <GMadness_> WSM: "Shen here will drive you to the destination." S: "Do it anyway you want. I'm just here to drive you there."
  38. 2:38 PM <Talonair> "Same as with Novavida. Take out the captains, /non lethally/ if we can, then the grunts fall in line."
  39. 2:38 PM <RosyBud> "They are just kids.."
  40. 2:38 PM <Wixelt> Wilson frowns, looking over the documents. "Children..."
  41. 2:38 PM <SpookyBee> "Very well..." She nods.
  42. 2:39 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel flickers through the files. "... What are, uh... 'Automatons'?"
  43. 2:40 PM <DrScottJonas> "Basically, they're people with a lot of technology stuck in them."
  44. 2:40 PM <Aphex_> Hans waits for the files. He checks his gear.
  45. 2:40 PM <GMadness_> Howard looks at Shen with a bewildered look, then back to PSI-7. "Like I said, we want to save as many as we can." S: "Automatons are robot things. Not fun."
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  47. 2:40 PM <SpookyBee> "I see..." She makes a 8T face.
  48. 2:40 PM <Talonair> Dana nods, handing a file to Hans and translating the briefing into ASL for him
  49. 2:40 PM <Aphex_> He nods in thanks.
  50. 2:40 PM <Talonair> Putting a lot of emphasis onto 'NON LETHAL IF POSSIBLE'
  51. 2:41 PM <RosyBud> ~I have to try to help those kids.~
  52. 2:41 PM <SpookyBee> "I will use my hands as much as I can... Only my gun if I /need/ to."
  53. 2:41 PM <Wixelt> Wilson frowns heavily.
  54. 2:41 PM <Aphex_> He fishes out a beanbag round. "[I'm prepared.]"
  55. 2:41 PM <Wixelt> "Just children..."
  56. 2:41 PM <Wixelt> "Those bastards..."
  57. 2:42 PM <Talonair> She nods. "We stick together, we neutralise the captains, and I can talk the children down."
  58. 2:42 PM <GMadness_> H: "That's why we're different from the GOC. Report to the motorpool when you're ready, we'll have a van waiting for you. Good luck, agents."
  59. 2:43 PM <RosyBud> Sophia runs off to the motorpool.
  60. 2:43 PM <GMadness_> Shen follows, bumping Dana's shoulder as he passes her.
  61. 2:43 PM <Wixelt> Wilson nods, then heads out
  62. 2:43 PM <DrScottJonas> Andy heads to his room, grabs his engineering junk, and drops off his sharp objects, opting instead to bring his crowbar. After that, he heads to the motor pool
  63. 2:43 PM <Talonair> She nods, looking at Shen for a moment, and heads out, stopping off at her room to collect her Remington, Colt Dragoon and Sterling, stowing her Lugers and k98 into a guant duffel bag
  64. 2:43 PM <Talonair> *giant
  65. 2:44 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel nods. She heads to her room to load up, then heads to the motorpool.
  66. 2:44 PM <Talonair> She then reports to the motorpool, wearing a ballistic vest under her jacket now
  67. 2:45 PM <GMadness_> A van's there! The back's open, revealing a bag filled with.. something. Shen is in the driver's seat.
  68. 2:45 PM <Wixelt> Wilson picks up one of his crowbars and his handgun, then heads to the motorpool.
  69. 2:45 PM <Aphex_> Hans already has his non-lethal loads for both his guns. He heads to motorpool.
  70. 2:45 PM <RosyBud> Sophia gets in the van.
  71. 2:45 PM <DrScottJonas> Andy gets in the van
  72. 2:45 PM <Wixelt> Wilson climbs in the van and immediately looks in the bag
  73. 2:45 PM <Wixelt> "Hmm..."
  74. 2:45 PM <Talonair> Dana stows her bag in the back and climbs in the front
  75. 2:46 PM <GMadness_> "Niggers in the back." Shen scowls.
  76. 2:46 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel appears in the motorpool with her trench coat on, black suit pants, a red dress shirt, and a black dress vest. She has a .45cal M3A1 on her lower back, and a Vigneron strapped to her center back. She gets into the vehicle!
  77. 2:46 PM <Aphex_> Hans climbs into the back of the Van. He begins loading the non-lethal rounds.
  78. 2:46 PM <Talonair> She raises an eyebrow, waiting for a moment before getting out ~Not worth the brig time....~ She gets in the back
  79. 2:47 PM <RosyBud> "......"
  80. 2:47 PM ⇐ DrScottJonas quit (~Gearsthec@3962AC0B.B96533B1.25E74969.IP) Quit: Leaving
  81. 2:47 PM <Talonair> "Niggers in the back, apparently." She inspects the bag that was there when they arrived
  82. 2:47 PM → DrScottJonas joined (~AndChat17@3962AC0B.B96533B1.25E74969.IP)
  83. 2:48 PM <GMadness_> Dynamite. A hole lot of it, too.
  84. 2:48 PM <GMadness_> whole*
  85. 2:48 PM <Wixelt> Wilson slowly turns towards Shen. "What did you just say?"
  86. 2:48 PM <Talonair> ".... Anyone know 'ow to use this stuff?"
  87. 2:48 PM <Aphex_> Hans knows, sort of!
  88. 2:48 PM <SpookyBee> "If Kit were here, she'd know just what to do with it." Ethel nods to Dana, fiddling with her new SMG.
  89. 2:49 PM <Wixelt> Wilson sounds oddly serene. It's unnerving.
  90. 2:49 PM <GMadness_> "My car, my rules. And don't touch that stuff."
  91. 2:49 PM <GMadness_> "
  92. 2:49 PM <RosyBud> "Urm.."
  93. 2:49 PM <GMadness_> "It's for when we arrive."
  94. 2:49 PM <Talonair> "Wilson, 'e's not worth it."
  95. 2:50 PM <Wixelt> "~Oh, I can tell we're going to have some problems...~
  96. 2:50 PM <DrScottJonas> Andy just wonders if his engineering knowledge will help on the mission.
  97. 2:50 PM <GMadness_> Shen puts the gear into forward after all the doors are shut. No seat belts in the back. And they're off!
  98. 2:50 PM <Wixelt> He looks at Dana, then frowns and drops the topic.
  99. 2:51 PM <RosyBud> Sophia looks outside the window as they drive.
  100. 2:51 PM <Talonair> Dana checks over her gear, loading bean-bag rounds into her shotgun
  101. 2:51 PM <GMadness_> It's a looong drive.
  102. 2:51 PM <GMadness_> MDEF, everyone.
  103. 2:51 PM <SpookyBee> 4df+3 MDEF wot y
  104. 2:51 PM <Glacon> SpookyBee: MDEF wot y: 2 (4df+3=-, +, -, 0)
  105. 2:52 PM <RosyBud> 4df+3 MDEF
  106. 2:52 PM <Aphex_> 4df+4 Mh?
  107. 2:52 PM <Glacon> RosyBud: MDEF: 2 (4df+3=0, 0, 0, -)
  108. 2:52 PM <Glacon> Aphex_: Mh?: 4 (4df+4=-, 0, +, 0)
  109. 2:52 PM <Talonair> 4df+5
  110. 2:52 PM <Glacon> Talonair: 3 (4df+5=-, 0, -, 0)
  111. 2:52 PM <Talonair> ...
  112. 2:52 PM <Wixelt> 4df+6 Hmm? Wilson alternates between cleaning his hammer and glaring into the back of Shen's head.
  113. 2:52 PM <Glacon> Wixelt: Hmm? Wilson alternates between cleaning his hammer and glaring into the back of Shen's head.: 4 (4df+6=-, -, +, -)
  114. 2:53 PM <GMadness_> Ethel, Sophia, and Dana, you fall asleep from the long drive.
  115. 2:53 PM <GMadness_> Wilson is the only one awake, so PERC.
  116. 2:53 PM <Talonair> Dana snoozes!
  117. 2:53 PM <Wixelt> (What about Hans?)
  118. 2:54 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel snoozles, and most-likely has a /terrible/ dream.
  119. 2:54 PM <GMadness_> Hans, too!
  120. 2:54 PM <Aphex_> Perc?
  121. 2:54 PM <Wixelt> What, awake or asleep?
  122. 2:54 PM <GMadness_> PERC.
  123. 2:54 PM <Wixelt> 4df+6 Wuh?
  124. 2:54 PM <Glacon> Wixelt: Wuh?: 7 (4df+6=0, 0, +, 0)
  125. 2:54 PM <Aphex_> 4df+3 Hans cleans his glasses.
  126. 2:54 PM <Glacon> Aphex_: Hans cleans his glasses.: 4 (4df+3=+, -, +, 0)
  127. 2:55 PM <GMadness_> PAUSE
  128. 2:56 PM → Nanoro joined (uid81922@synIRC-A7A10B7D.charlton.irccloud.com)
  129. 2:57 PM <GMadness_> Hans, you see a small dust cloud in the driver's side view mirror. Wilson, you see it more clearly! It's a car, following you. And it looks like it's getting bigger and bigger.
  130. 2:58 PM <GMadness_> 4df+4, PDEF everyone.
  131. 2:58 PM <GMadness_> 4df+4
  132. 2:58 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: 5 (4df+4=+, +, 0, -)
  133. 2:58 PM <Wixelt> Wilson blinks a few times. "We... may have company-"
  134. 2:58 PM <RosyBud> 4df+3 pdef
  135. 2:58 PM <Glacon> RosyBud: pdef: 2 (4df+3=+, -, -, 0)
  136. 2:58 PM <SpookyBee> 4df+4 PDEF y u hurt snoozle!Ethel
  137. 2:58 PM <Glacon> SpookyBee: PDEF y u hurt snoozle!Ethel: 5 (4df+4=+, 0, 0, 0)
  138. 2:58 PM <Talonair> 4df+6 (-2 if devastating damage)
  139. 2:58 PM <Glacon> Talonair: (-2 if devastating damage): 7 (4df+6=0, +, +, -)
  140. 2:59 PM <Wixelt> 4df+3 "-shit!"
  141. 2:59 PM <Glacon> Wixelt: "-shit!": 3 (4df+3=0, +, -, 0)
  142. 3:00 PM <GMadness_> SUDDENLY THE VAN IS RAMMED FROM THE BEHIND! Sophia, you accidentally headbutt the floor. -2 PHEALTH. Wilson, you hit the walls of the car. -1 PHEALTH. Everyone else is startled awake.
  143. 3:00 PM <Talonair> Dana jerks awake. "What's goin' on?"
  144. 3:01 PM <RosyBud> "OWw!"
  145. 3:01 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel looks around.. "...Wuh?" She looks back. "Oh /fuck/." She pulls her hole-puncher from her lower back.
  146. 3:01 PM <Wixelt> "Gah!" Wilson slams against the wall, as he was partially stood up.
  147. 3:01 PM <GMadness_> "SHIT! WE'RE BEING FORCED OFF THE ROAD!" Shen draws a gun and starts shooting at the other car.
  148. 3:01 PM <SpookyBee> Do the windows roll down on this vehicle?
  149. 3:01 PM <RosyBud> Sophia gets up, holding her head in pain.
  150. 3:01 PM <Talonair> Dana draws her revolver and kicks open the back door, holding onto the roof
  151. 3:02 PM <Wixelt> Wilson mutters shaking his head, before pulling out his handgun.
  152. 3:02 PM <Wixelt> Then he stops.
  153. 3:02 PM <Wixelt> "How much dynamite do we have?"
  154. 3:02 PM <GMadness_> No windows, except for two front passenger windows.
  155. 3:02 PM <Talonair> 4df+7 (RNG+ACSOS) "No need, just shoot the tyres." And she does so! If the back door opens
  156. 3:02 PM <Glacon> Talonair: (RNG+ACSOS) "No need, just shoot the tyres." And she does so! If the back door opens: 4 (4df+7=-, 0, -, -)
  157. 3:03 PM <GMadness_> "We need all of it!" The back door does open!
  158. 3:03 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel looks back at Wilson. "Don't waist it!" Wislon, Ethel draws her second SMG and pushes it over to you!
  159. 3:03 PM <GMadness_> 4df+4 Ha, bullets can't hurt cars
  160. 3:03 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: Ha, bullets can't hurt cars: 4 (4df+4=0, +, 0, -)
  161. 3:03 PM <Wixelt> Wilson sighs (giving up on his attempt to strap dynamite around his waist) and raises his gun.
  162. 3:03 PM <GMadness_> Dana, your shots hit the hood of the car but don't do anything.
  163. 3:03 PM <Talonair> (Can I roll again?)
  164. 3:04 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel then pops the door, and aims back at the vehicle...
  165. 3:04 PM <Aphex_> 4df+9 (RNG+S2) Hans draws his Python and fires at the following party!
  166. 3:04 PM <Glacon> Aphex_: (RNG+S2) Hans draws his Python and fires at the following party!: 11 (4df+9=+, +, -, +)
  167. 3:04 PM <GMadness_> (not yet, everyone else first)
  168. 3:04 PM <Talonair> "Shoot the tyres!"
  169. 3:04 PM <SpookyBee> 4df+6 RNG+SMG-SPEC Ethel fires three bursts at the front left tires.
  170. 3:04 PM <Glacon> SpookyBee: RNG+SMG-SPEC Ethel fires three bursts at the front left tires.: 7 (4df+6=+, +, 0, -)
  171. 3:04 PM <RosyBud> Sophia doesn't know what to do, just sitting there, a throbbing pain in her head.
  172. 3:04 PM <GMadness_> 4df+4 Well, those bullets will certainly do something
  173. 3:04 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: Well, those bullets will certainly do something: 4 (4df+4=0, +, -, 0)
  174. 3:04 PM <GMadness_> 4df+4 Oh, well then.
  175. 3:04 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: Oh, well then.: 3 (4df+4=0, +, -, -)
  176. 3:05 PM <GMadness_> The car sputters a bit, and someone pops from the passenger side window!
  177. 3:05 PM <SpookyBee> Yeah, .45 caliber will do the trick. Ethel smiles at her trusty M3A1.
  178. 3:05 PM <Aphex_> Hans reloads as quickly as he can, expression stern as ever.
  179. 3:05 PM <GMadness_> 4df+4 Too bad he's aiming right at the dynamite.
  180. 3:05 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: Too bad he's aiming right at the dynamite.: 2 (4df+4=0, -, 0, -)
  181. 3:06 PM <GMadness_> The shots just miss the dynamite, going wide by a few inches. Shen notices this, and decides to do something drastic. "EVERYONE HOLD ON!"
  182. 3:06 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel does just that.
  183. 3:06 PM <Wixelt> 4df+4 Wilson opens fire at the person popping out.
  184. 3:06 PM <Glacon> Wixelt: Wilson opens fire at the person popping out.: 5 (4df+4=0, 0, 0, +)
  185. 3:07 PM <Talonair> Dana holds on to something!
  186. 3:07 PM <GMadness_> 4df+4 BULLETS NO
  187. 3:07 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: BULLETS NO: 3 (4df+4=-, +, -, 0)
  188. 3:07 PM <GMadness_> STR, everyone. Wilson, your shots hit his shoulder!
  189. 3:07 PM <RosyBud> 4df+3 str
  190. 3:07 PM <Glacon> RosyBud: str: 3 (4df+3=0, -, +, 0)
  191. 3:07 PM <Talonair> 4df+5 STRONK
  192. 3:07 PM <Glacon> Talonair: STRONK: 4 (4df+5=+, -, -, 0)
  193. 3:07 PM <Aphex_> 4df+3 (STR) Well, shit.
  194. 3:07 PM <Glacon> Aphex_: (STR) Well, shit.: 4 (4df+3=+, +, -, 0)
  195. 3:07 PM <Wixelt> 4df+2 Nope
  196. 3:07 PM <Glacon> Wixelt: Nope: 2 (4df+2=0, +, 0, -)
  197. 3:08 PM <SpookyBee> 4df+2 Not stronk
  198. 3:08 PM <Glacon> SpookyBee: Not stronk: 3 (4df+2=+, 0, -, +)
  199. 3:09 PM <GMadness_> Everyone but Wilson manages to stay upright as Shen somehow manages to spin the car 180 degrees! Wilson, PDEF.
  200. 3:09 PM <Wixelt> 4df+3 DEd
  201. 3:09 PM <Glacon> Wixelt: DEd: 1 (4df+3=-, 0, 0, -)
  202. 3:09 PM <GMadness_> Oof, Wilson. You hit your head in the same place and feel dizzy for a bit. -3 to RNG.
  203. 3:10 PM <Talonair> Can Dana climb through to the front?
  204. 3:10 PM <GMadness_> She can!
  205. 3:10 PM <Wixelt> "Gah!" Wilson clutches his head, "Damnit Shen!"
  206. 3:10 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel tries to pop back out for another shot...
  207. 3:10 PM <Talonair> She does so, grabbing her K98 from her bag as she does. "I don't want to 'ear a word about your rule right now." She leans out the window and fires at the driver
  208. 3:10 PM <Talonair> 4df+8 (RNG+ACSOS)
  209. 3:10 PM <Glacon> Talonair: (RNG+ACSOS): 7 (4df+8=0, +, -, -)
  210. 3:11 PM <GMadness_> Shen manages to take out the first shooter, putting the van in reverse at the same time. "Just fucking shoot."
  211. 3:11 PM <GMadness_> 4df+4 Nuh.
  212. 3:11 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: Nuh.: 3 (4df+4=0, -, -, +)
  213. 3:11 PM <SpookyBee> 4df+6 Another three bursts at the vehicle, at the right tires this time.
  214. 3:11 PM <Glacon> SpookyBee: Another three bursts at the vehicle, at the right tires this time.: 7 (4df+6=+, 0, +, -)
  215. 3:11 PM <GMadness_> 4df+4 TIRES NOOOO
  216. 3:11 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: TIRES NOOOO: 2 (4df+4=-, 0, 0, -)
  217. 3:11 PM <Aphex_> 4df+9 (RNG+S2) Hans fires from the back!
  218. 3:11 PM <Glacon> Aphex_: (RNG+S2) Hans fires from the back!: 8 (4df+9=-, 0, -, +)
  219. 3:11 PM <GMadness_> 4df+4 no please they're dead already
  220. 3:11 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: no please they're dead already: 6 (4df+4=+, +, -, +)
  221. 3:12 PM <Aphex_> (At the driver of the other vehicle)
  222. 3:12 PM <Talonair> (So is everyone firing through the windshield? :P)
  223. 3:12 PM <Wixelt> Wilson shakes his head, then raises his gun again.
  224. 3:12 PM <Aphex_> (Apparently.)
  225. 3:12 PM <GMadness_> Yep. The windshield shatters, but the debris flies towards the other car!
  226. 3:12 PM <Wixelt> 4df+1 Dizzyshot
  227. 3:12 PM <Glacon> Wixelt: Dizzyshot: -3 (4df+1=-, -, -, -)
  228. 3:12 PM <GMadness_> Oh. Wilson. You were aiming at your foot, pal. PDEF.
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  230. 3:13 PM <Wixelt> 4df+3
  231. 3:13 PM <Glacon> Wixelt: 2 (4df+3=-, 0, 0, 0)
  232. 3:13 PM <GMadness_> You just graze it, nothing major. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SHOOTING AT?!" The car swerves into a ditch on the side of the road.
  233. 3:14 PM <Talonair> "Enemy vehicle down." She ducks back into the back, loading another round into the k98 to replace the one that was fired
  234. 3:15 PM <DrScottJonas> And with this, Andy wakes up. He totally wasn't asleep because his player needed to eat, no sir
  235. 3:15 PM <Aphex_> Hans also reloads, then tucks the Python away. He signs to Dana. "[Down?]"
  236. 3:15 PM <GMadness_> The van halts to a stop. Shen's panting.
  237. 3:15 PM <Wixelt> "Gah!" Wilson yells, "The enemy." It's not like I, you know, banged my head or anything- oh wait..." Wilson oozes sarcasm.
  238. 3:15 PM <Talonair> She nods to Hans. "Nice driving there, Shen." There's actually no sarcasm in her voice
  239. 3:15 PM Lily → LilySleep
  240. 3:15 PM <RosyBud> Sophia gets out of the car.
  241. 3:16 PM <Wixelt> "...you're kidding right."
  242. 3:16 PM <Talonair> "Wilson, you see that bag of dynamite?"
  243. 3:16 PM <Wixelt> He nods.
  244. 3:16 PM <GMadness_> Shen looks at her and blinks. "Try not to shoot yourself again. Or the dynamite, for that matter."
  245. 3:16 PM <Talonair> "Do you think exposing said bag to gunfire is a good idea?"
  246. 3:16 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel exits the vehicle.
  247. 3:16 PM <DrScottJonas> ~I'm just going to have to never ask what happened~ Andy gets out of the van
  248. 3:17 PM <RosyBud> "My head.. ugh."
  249. 3:17 PM <Wixelt> "No, but tell me that again when his driving hasn't made me a liability." He shakes his head, getting out.
  250. 3:17 PM <SpookyBee> "Everyone alright?"
  251. 3:17 PM <Aphex_> Hans climbs out of the van. He shakes his head a little and checks himself for injuries.
  252. 3:17 PM <Wixelt> He clutches his head lightly.
  253. 3:17 PM <RosyBud> "S-sorta."
  254. 3:17 PM <Talonair> She rolls her eyes. "Everyone take a moment, get yourself patched up if you need it."
  255. 3:17 PM <Talonair> She also reloads her revolver
  256. 3:17 PM <GMadness_> The other car is smoking around 15 feet away from them. PERC, all.
  257. 3:18 PM <RosyBud> 4df+4 PERC
  258. 3:18 PM <Glacon> RosyBud: PERC: 2 (4df+4=0, 0, -, -)
  259. 3:18 PM <SpookyBee> 4df+4 PERC Eyes see. That's what they do.
  260. 3:18 PM <Glacon> SpookyBee: PERC Eyes see. That's what they do.: 3 (4df+4=0, -, +, -)
  261. 3:18 PM <DrScottJonas> 4df+4 PERC
  262. 3:18 PM <Aphex_> 4df+3 I think my glasses cracked...
  263. 3:18 PM <Glacon> Aphex_: I think my glasses cracked...: 1 (4df+3=-, 0, 0, -)
  264. 3:18 PM <Glacon> DrScottJonas: PERC: 2 (4df+4=0, -, -, 0)
  265. 3:18 PM <Aphex_> They, in fact, have. /Thanks Shen./
  266. 3:18 PM <Talonair> 4df+4 (+3 if it's a threat)
  267. 3:18 PM <Glacon> Talonair: (+3 if it's a threat): 4 (4df+4=0, -, 0, +)
  268. 3:19 PM <GMadness_> Dana, you see the glimmer of a gun barrel pointed at all of you through the smoke. It's held by a metal hand stained with oil and blood.
  269. 3:19 PM <Talonair> "Get down!" She dashes for cover, unslinging her SMG
  270. 3:19 PM <Wixelt> 4df+6
  271. 3:19 PM <Glacon> Wixelt: 6 (4df+6=+, -, +, -)
  272. 3:20 PM <GMadness_> WILSON YOU SEE IT TOO! AGI, everyone.
  273. 3:20 PM <Talonair> 4df+4
  274. 3:20 PM <Glacon> Talonair: 7 (4df+4=+, +, 0, +)
  275. 3:20 PM <SpookyBee> 4df+3 Not that fast...
  276. 3:20 PM <Glacon> SpookyBee: Not that fast...: 1 (4df+3=-, 0, -, 0)
  277. 3:20 PM <RosyBud> 4df+4 agi
  278. 3:20 PM <SpookyBee> NOP.
  279. 3:20 PM <Glacon> RosyBud: agi: 4 (4df+4=0, -, 0, +)
  280. 3:20 PM <Wixelt> 4df+3 "Nope!" Agi
  281. 3:20 PM <Glacon> Wixelt: "Nope!" Agi: 4 (4df+3=+, -, 0, +)
  282. 3:20 PM <DrScottJonas> 4df+9 AGI+TSSS Andy sprints for cover
  283. 3:20 PM <Glacon> DrScottJonas: AGI+TSSS Andy sprints for cover: 9 (4df+9=0, -, +, 0)
  284. 3:20 PM <Aphex_> 4df+3 Hans notices Dana, and does the same dive for cover!
  285. 3:20 PM <Glacon> Aphex_: Hans notices Dana, and does the same dive for cover!: 2 (4df+3=0, 0, 0, -)
  286. 3:20 PM <GMadness_> 4df+4 A shot rings out, going for Ethel.
  287. 3:20 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: A shot rings out, going for Ethel.: 5 (4df+4=+, +, -, 0)
  288. 3:21 PM <GMadness_> PDEF.
  289. 3:21 PM <SpookyBee> 4df+4 Fuck your bullets.
  290. 3:21 PM <Glacon> SpookyBee: Fuck your bullets.: 2 (4df+4=-, -, 0, 0)
  291. 3:21 PM <SpookyBee> It's the other way around, Ethel, duh.
  292. 3:21 PM <GMadness_> Ouch. You've just been shot in the shoulder. Everyone, d5.
  293. 3:22 PM <RosyBud> d5
  294. 3:22 PM <Glacon> RosyBud: 2 (d5=2)
  295. 3:22 PM <Wixelt> d5
  296. 3:22 PM <Glacon> Wixelt: 1 (d5=1)
  297. 3:22 PM <DrScottJonas> d5
  298. 3:22 PM <Glacon> DrScottJonas: 4 (d5=4)
  299. 3:22 PM <RosyBud> Sophia runs over to Ethel to help treat the wound.
  300. 3:22 PM <Aphex_> d5
  301. 3:22 PM <Glacon> Aphex_: 5 (d5=5)
  302. 3:22 PM <Talonair> d5
  303. 3:22 PM <Glacon> Talonair: 3 (d5=3)
  304. 3:22 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel grips her shoulder and hits the ground, shouting some obscenity in either English or Russian. She doesn't care which.
  305. 3:22 PM <SpookyBee> d5
  306. 3:22 PM <Glacon> SpookyBee: 1 (d5=1)
  307. 3:22 PM <RosyBud> 4df+6 medical skillz
  308. 3:22 PM <Glacon> RosyBud: medical skillz: 7 (4df+6=-, +, +, 0)
  309. 3:22 PM <Wixelt> (...did we seriously get all the numbers)
  310. 3:22 PM <Talonair> (We did)
  311. 3:22 PM <DrScottJonas> (woo)
  312. 3:22 PM <Aphex_> (Amazing)
  313. 3:23 PM <Talonair> (I mean statisically...)
  314. 3:23 PM <Talonair> *statistically
  315. 3:24 PM <GMadness_> Wilson and Ethel, you hide behind the really shallow van door. Sophia, you're behind Ethel, treating her wound. It's done bleeding. Hans, you get +4 PDEF for finding good cover. Dana, you get +2 PDEF, and Andy gets +3 PDEF.
  316. 3:24 PM <Talonair> 4df+7 Dana returns fire
  317. 3:24 PM <Glacon> Talonair: Dana returns fire: 8 (4df+7=0, 0, 0, +)
  318. 3:24 PM <Talonair> With her revolver
  319. 3:25 PM <SpookyBee> "Thank you..." Ethel nods to Sophia.
  320. 3:25 PM <GMadness_> 4df+4 Agh, no, bullets hurt
  321. 3:25 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: Agh, no, bullets hurt: 2 (4df+4=0, -, -, 0)
  322. 3:25 PM <RosyBud> "No problem." Sophia smiles at her.
  323. 3:25 PM <Aphex_> 4df+9 Hans grabs his revolver and starts firing
  324. 3:25 PM <Glacon> Aphex_: Hans grabs his revolver and starts firing: 12 (4df+9=0, +, +, +)
  325. 3:25 PM <DrScottJonas> 4df+4 RNG Andy also fires! At least he brought his pistol with him
  326. 3:25 PM <Glacon> DrScottJonas: RNG Andy also fires! At least he brought his pistol with him: 4 (4df+4=+, 0, -, 0)
  327. 3:25 PM <GMadness_> The figure falls backwards.
  328. 3:26 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel rolls onto her chest, and tries to see what's happening.
  329. 3:26 PM <Talonair> "Sophia, tend to Grindsler. Andy, with me." She signs to Hans as well, cautiously approaching the other vehicle
  330. 3:26 PM <Wixelt> (How many baddies are there?)
  331. 3:26 PM <RosyBud> "Got it."
  332. 3:26 PM <GMadness_> Shen steps out from behind the van to investigate as well. Only the two.
  333. 3:26 PM <DrScottJonas> Andy follows Dana
  334. 3:26 PM <RosyBud> 4df+6 More treating to Ethel's wounds.
  335. 3:26 PM <Glacon> RosyBud: More treating to Ethel's wounds.: 9 (4df+6=+, 0, +, +)
  336. 3:26 PM <Aphex_> Hans approaches with Dana.
  337. 3:26 PM <RosyBud> (Goddamn)
  338. 3:27 PM <GMadness_> Ethel, due to astounding medical treating, you feel some energy coming back to you. +.5 PHEALTH.
  339. 3:27 PM <Wixelt> Wilson peers over the cover, holding his pistol tightly.
  340. 3:27 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel takes off her first few outer layers, dropping her trench coat, suit vest, and dress shirt, leaving her tank top on. Easy to get to wounds, now.
  341. 3:27 PM <GMadness_> PERC, all who investigate.
  342. 3:27 PM <Talonair> Anything still moving in the car?
  343. 3:27 PM <DrScottJonas> 4df+4
  344. 3:27 PM <Talonair> 4df+4 (+3 if threat)
  345. 3:27 PM <Glacon> DrScottJonas: 2 (4df+4=0, -, 0, -)
  346. 3:27 PM <Glacon> Talonair: (+3 if threat): 3 (4df+4=-, 0, -, +)
  347. 3:27 PM <SpookyBee> Lovely! She leaves the rest off and puts on her trench coat.
  348. 3:28 PM <Wixelt> (Does Wilson peering over his cover count?)
  349. 3:28 PM <Aphex_> 4df+3 My gwasses are busted
  350. 3:28 PM <Glacon> Aphex_: My gwasses are busted: 1 (4df+3=-, +, -, -)
  351. 3:28 PM <RosyBud> (Can a med roll be done again?)
  352. 3:29 PM <GMadness_> Wilson, nope. Sophia has done the best she can do. Dana and Andy see the hand!
  353. 3:29 PM <Talonair> Is it connected to anyone?
  354. 3:29 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel gets to her feet, groaning. "... Fuck that hurt..."
  355. 3:29 PM <GMadness_> Your vision is blocked by the smoke.
  356. 3:30 PM <RosyBud> "Ethel, don't move, it'll make it worse.:
  357. 3:30 PM <Talonair> She grabs the hand and drags it then!
  358. 3:30 PM <RosyBud> Sophia stays behind, away from the site of the crash.
  359. 3:30 PM <DrScottJonas> Andy keeps his gun trained on the hand.
  360. 3:31 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel looks down at Sophia. "Don't worry... I'm fine, I won't go pulling any stunts..."
  361. 3:31 PM <DrScottJonas> Better safe than sorry
  362. 3:31 PM <GMadness_> A boy, no more than sixteen follows. Bullet wounds to the head and chest.
  363. 3:31 PM <SpookyBee> (follows?)
  364. 3:31 PM <GMadness_> Follows the hand.
  365. 3:31 PM <Talonair> "..." She looks at Andy and Hans, before closing the boy's eyes and sighing
  366. 3:32 PM <Aphex_> Hans looks at the body, expression still stern as he tucks the Python away. "Hm."
  367. 3:32 PM <DrScottJonas> Andy lowers his gun.
  368. 3:32 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel calls over. "What is it?"
  369. 3:32 PM <GMadness_> ".. shit."
  370. 3:32 PM <Talonair> "Nothing, it's nothing." She gives pointed looks to the others before walking back over
  371. 3:33 PM <Talonair> *nothin'
  372. 3:33 PM <Wixelt> "How many were there?" Wilson rises from his cover.
  373. 3:33 PM <RosyBud> "Hmm.."
  374. 3:33 PM <RosyBud> "Must be over then."
  375. 3:33 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel frowns. "..."
  376. 3:33 PM <Aphex_> Hans nods a few times and heads back over to the others.
  377. 3:33 PM <DrScottJonas> "One." Andy says, heading back to the others
  378. 3:33 PM <GMadness_> "Two... The other one fell out somewhere."
  379. 3:34 PM <GMadness_> Shen heads back to the car and calls up Site Command for a cleanup crew.
  380. 3:34 PM <SpookyBee> "Do we have time to find him?"
  381. 3:34 PM <RosyBud> "We should go.."
  382. 3:35 PM <Wixelt> Wilson walks over to car to look.
  383. 3:35 PM <Wixelt> He holds his pistol tightly.
  384. 3:35 PM <Talonair> She shakes her head. "We need to 'ead to the objective, they know we're comin'." She stalls Wilson
  385. 3:35 PM <Talonair> "Don't. Just.... Don't."
  386. 3:35 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel nods, and heads back to the car.
  387. 3:35 PM <Wixelt> Wilson stops, then frowns, before nodding lightly.
  388. 3:35 PM <RosyBud> Sophia follows behind Ethel.
  389. 3:35 PM <DrScottJonas> Andy heads back to the car
  390. 3:35 PM <Wixelt> He turns the other way
  391. 3:35 PM <Talonair> Dana gets back in the car
  392. 3:36 PM <Aphex_> Hans climbs back into the car.
  393. 3:36 PM <Wixelt> Wilson climbs in again.
  394. 3:36 PM <GMadness_> Shen sighs and hangs up after talking in mumbled code for a minute. He starts driving again.
  395. 3:37 PM <Talonair> Dana loads a replacement round into her revolver, shaking her head slowly
  396. 3:38 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel decides that reloading is a good idea, and ejects her current magazine, loading another. "Wilson, you know how to use a machine-gun?"
  397. 3:38 PM <Aphex_> Hans pats Dana's shoulder. "[He made his choice. Nothing could be done.]"
  398. 3:39 PM <Talonair> "[He didn't though, that's the thing.]"
  399. 3:39 PM <Wixelt> "I do."
  400. 3:40 PM <Aphex_> He starts to sign something else, then drops it. He nods, frowning slightly.
  401. 3:40 PM <SpookyBee> "Good..." Ethel takes the calm moment to properly hand him her spare gun. It's a 9mm Vigneron SMG. "We might need more than pistols... Of course, non-lethal is preferred, as they said, but we may need more firepower. No idea what to expect."
  402. 3:40 PM <Talonair> "'ow far out are we?"
  403. 3:41 PM <GMadness_> Soon, the gang reaches a small hill where Shen stops the van. There's a small town! He pulls out a map. "Alright, so here's the plan. You go in discreet, I'll make a quick distraction with the dynamite and you try to find this Hills guy. Capture, kill him, kill him slowly, I don't give a damn. Just don't let him get away, and try not to kill the grunts.
  404. 3:41 PM <GMadness_> "*
  405. 3:41 PM <DrScottJonas> "Got it."
  406. 3:41 PM <SpookyBee> "Are non-lethal shots okay? Or no guns in general?"
  407. 3:42 PM <Aphex_> Hans racks his shotgun. Non-lethal loads it is.
  408. 3:42 PM <RosyBud> "Okay.."
  409. 3:42 PM <Wixelt> Wilson looks at the SMG then nods. "Prior warning, I still haven't completely recovered from that knock from the driving. I may be a bad shot to begin with."
  410. 3:42 PM <Talonair> "Let's try no guns for as long as we can." She shoulders her bag
  411. 3:43 PM <RosyBud> Sophia holds her medkit tightly.
  412. 3:43 PM <SpookyBee> "Well then, it's a good thing you'll have more bullets..." She speaks, then nods to Dana. "It's got a pretty hard stock, you can probably knock someone out cold with it."
  413. 3:44 PM <Wixelt> Wilson hops out of the vehicle, before glancing around.
  414. 3:44 PM <RosyBud> Sophia gets out of the car as well.
  415. 3:44 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel gets out, and holsters her SMG.
  416. 3:44 PM <Talonair> Dana dismounts, scanning around with her shotgun
  417. 3:44 PM <Aphex_> Hans dismounts, shouldering his own shotgun. He scans opposite to Dana.
  418. 3:45 PM <GMadness_> The town's an old western one. "Do it however, just try your best not to kill them." Shen frowns and puts the van into gear. "Which building do you want me to do the diversion in?" There's a saloon, a general store, a sheriff's office, a post office, a mayor's office, and a railroad building.
  419. 3:45 PM ⇐ GraemeCracker quit (gr@emecracker.the.other.white.bread) Ping timeout
  420. 3:45 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel thinks for a moment...
  421. 3:45 PM <RosyBud> Sophia just stays silent at the back of the group.
  422. 3:45 PM <Talonair> Which is furthest away from the centre of town?
  423. 3:45 PM <SpookyBee> "Where's the railroad building, outskirts?"
  424. 3:45 PM <DrScottJonas> Andy gets out of the van
  425. 3:46 PM <Wixelt> "I'd say somewhere less populated. Less chance of being caught."
  426. 3:47 PM <GMadness_> Shen nods. He grabs something from the inside of his coat and crouches near the dynamite. "I can hold my own. Just pick one."
  427. 3:47 PM <Wixelt> No matter how much Wilson dislikes this man, he won't stoop to letting him die.
  428. 3:47 PM <Talonair> "Which is the furthest from the centre?"
  429. 3:47 PM <GMadness_> "Railroad."
  430. 3:47 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel looks to Dana. "Railroad it is, then."
  431. 3:47 PM <Talonair> "That then, get the response teams as far from the action as possible."
  432. 3:48 PM <DrScottJonas> Andy nods
  433. 3:48 PM <GMadness_> He puts the fuse on. "I'd think the mayor's office is where Hills is hiding."
  434. 3:48 PM <SpookyBee> "Dana, you want to take that one with me, then?"
  435. 3:48 PM <RosyBud> "Are we splitting up?"
  436. 3:48 PM <Talonair> She shakes her head. "We stay together."
  437. 3:48 PM <DrScottJonas> "There's more than 2 people on this mission, Ethel."
  438. 3:48 PM <SpookyBee> "I /hope/ not." She raises an eyebrow.
  439. 3:49 PM <GMadness_> Shen gets in the front seat with a lighter on the dashboard. "Good save."
  440. 3:49 PM <Wixelt> "Never split up." Wilson frowns.
  441. 3:49 PM <Talonair> "No splitting up. I'll scout ahead."
  442. 3:49 PM <GMadness_> "Now, head in by the saloon and wait for a minute for me to make things happen."
  443. 3:49 PM <RosyBud> "But isn't that splitting up?"
  444. 3:49 PM <SpookyBee> "... That's a little contradiction..." She shakes her head. "And... Last I checked, /I/ worked scout work..." She mutters.
  445. 3:49 PM <Talonair> "I'll be in line of sight."
  446. 3:49 PM <RosyBud> "Still."
  447. 3:50 PM <Talonair> "Ethel, you'll cover me." She moves for the saloon
  448. 3:50 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel nods, and takes up behind Dana.
  449. 3:50 PM <Talonair> "Rest of you, figure out your order of march."
  450. 3:50 PM <RosyBud> Sophia just stands there.
  451. 3:50 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel screws her suppressor onto her .45 SMG.
  452. 3:50 PM <DrScottJonas> "Who wants to bring up the rear?"
  453. 3:51 PM <Aphex_> Hans signs to Dana. "[I'll take rear guard.]"
  454. 3:51 PM <Wixelt> "Wilson volunteers holding the rear of the group. He raises his hand.
  455. 3:51 PM <RosyBud> "What do I do?"
  456. 3:51 PM <Talonair> Dana slings her shotgun and draws her silenced Sterling, nodding to Hans
  457. 3:51 PM <GMadness_> Shen waits in the driver's seat. "Give me thumbs up or shine a light in my direction when you're ready for the fireworks."
  458. 3:51 PM <SpookyBee> "Keep people from getting hurt." She smiles at Sophia and pats her shoulder.
  459. 3:51 PM <Wixelt> "My shooting is still off from that drive. If i'm holding the rear guard, i'll be less likely to injure one of you."
  460. 3:51 PM <RosyBud> "Oh um ok?"
  461. 3:52 PM <Talonair> She nods to Shen, digging her signal mirror out
  462. 3:52 PM <Talonair> 4df+6 (SNK+RI) She sneaks up to the saloon
  463. 3:52 PM <Glacon> Talonair: (SNK+RI) She sneaks up to the saloon: 4 (4df+6=-, +, -, -)
  464. 3:53 PM <SpookyBee> 4df+4 SNK Ethel tries to come up behind.
  465. 3:53 PM <Glacon> SpookyBee: SNK Ethel tries to come up behind.: 2 (4df+4=-, -, 0, 0)
  466. 3:53 PM <SpookyBee> D:
  467. 3:53 PM <RosyBud> Sophia just stands with the rest of the group.
  468. 3:53 PM <GMadness_> 4df+5 Oh, you're so fucked.
  469. 3:53 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: Oh, you're so fucked.: 4 (4df+5=-, -, 0, +)
  470. 3:54 PM <GMadness_> A captain glances in the way of Ethel's general direction.
  471. 3:54 PM <SpookyBee> ~Oh fuck.~ Can she take him out silently without being noticed?
  472. 3:54 PM <GMadness_> Yep.
  473. 3:54 PM <Talonair> Dana points her SMG, waiting for Shen to be in position
  474. 3:54 PM <Wixelt> Wilson stands at the rear, keeping on guard behind them.
  475. 3:55 PM <GMadness_> Shen is already in position, he's just waiting for the signal.
  476. 3:55 PM <Aphex_> Hans stands with Wilson. He signs something to him.
  477. 3:55 PM <GMadness_> The captain, doesn't seem to register that there's an Ethel there and glances away, going about his usual patrol.
  478. 3:55 PM <Wixelt> Wilson frowns, "..I'm sorry. I can't do sign language."
  479. 3:55 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel breathes...
  480. 3:55 PM <Talonair> She holds a hand to stall Ethel
  481. 3:56 PM <Talonair> And signals Shen
  482. 3:56 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel stops.
  483. 3:56 PM <GMadness_> And then, in true cartoon fashion, the captain pops around the corner wide eyed.
  484. 3:56 PM <DrScottJonas> Andy idly swings his crowbar between his hands.
  485. 3:56 PM <RosyBud> ~Just stay idle and quiet.~
  486. 3:56 PM <Talonair> Dana tries to grab and gag him
  487. 3:57 PM <GMadness_> 4df+6 Roll strength, Dana.
  488. 3:57 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: Roll strength, Dana.: 4 (4df+6=-, 0, -, 0)
  489. 3:57 PM <Talonair> 4df+5
  490. 3:57 PM <Glacon> Talonair: 4 (4df+5=0, -, +, -)
  491. 3:57 PM <Talonair> .........
  492. 3:57 PM <Wixelt> Wilson whilstles, oblivious to anything going on up ahead.
  493. 3:57 PM <Talonair> +3 if you rule that Manhunt applies
  494. 3:58 PM <GMadness_> It's not strength, sadly. They struggle equally!
  495. 3:58 PM <GMadness_> 4df+5 The Captain goes in for a headbutt!
  496. 3:58 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: The Captain goes in for a headbutt!: 7 (4df+5=0, +, 0, +)
  497. 3:58 PM <Talonair> 4df+7 She tries to kick him in the gut
  498. 3:58 PM <Glacon> Talonair: She tries to kick him in the gut: 7 (4df+7=-, +, +, -)
  499. 3:58 PM <SpookyBee> 4df+4 MEL Ethel goes to club the guy in the back of the head with her stock.
  500. 3:58 PM <Glacon> SpookyBee: MEL Ethel goes to club the guy in the back of the head with her stock.: 4 (4df+4=0, -, +, 0)
  501. 3:58 PM <Talonair> Oops
  502. 3:58 PM <SpookyBee> :|
  503. 3:58 PM <SpookyBee> oh
  504. 3:59 PM <Talonair> 4df+6 PDEF + BWAG
  505. 3:59 PM <Glacon> Talonair: PDEF + BWAG: 7 (4df+6=+, 0, -, +)
  506. 3:59 PM <GMadness_> 4df+5 no please
  507. 3:59 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: no please: 6 (4df+5=0, 0, +, 0)
  508. 4:00 PM <GMadness_> The captain stumbles sideways! Now's your chance!
  509. 4:00 PM <Talonair> 4df+5 Strength to grab and gag
  510. 4:00 PM <Glacon> Talonair: Strength to grab and gag: 5 (4df+5=0, +, -, 0)
  511. 4:00 PM <GMadness_> 4df+3 Disoriented grabbing!
  512. 4:00 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: Disoriented grabbing!: 5 (4df+3=0, 0, +, +)
  513. 4:00 PM <GMadness_> ...
  514. 4:01 PM <GMadness_> Well, the Captain has it's iron clad hand on your face, so that's nice. Struggling again!
  515. 4:01 PM <Talonair> "...."
  516. 4:02 PM <SpookyBee> 4df+3 MDEF Oh my hello fighting
  517. 4:02 PM <Glacon> SpookyBee: MDEF Oh my hello fighting: 0 (4df+3=0, -, -, -)
  518. 4:02 PM <SpookyBee> :|
  519. 4:02 PM <GMadness_> The captain starts yelling! Better get him quick before anyone hears. PC TURN!
  520. 4:02 PM <Talonair> 4df+7 She slams his head against the wall
  521. 4:02 PM <Glacon> Talonair: She slams his head against the wall: 8 (4df+7=0, 0, +, 0)
  522. 4:02 PM <GMadness_> 4df+5 no
  523. 4:02 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: no: 6 (4df+5=-, 0, +, +)
  524. 4:02 PM <DrScottJonas> 4df+9 AGI+TSSS Andy sprints over, to help, obviously
  525. 4:02 PM <Glacon> DrScottJonas: AGI+TSSS Andy sprints over, to help, obviously: 9 (4df+9=+, -, +, -)
  526. 4:02 PM <RosyBud> Sophia stays behind.
  527. 4:02 PM <GMadness_> Andy, MEL!
  528. 4:02 PM <SpookyBee> 4df+7 Ethel delivers a snap kick to his knee.
  529. 4:02 PM <Glacon> SpookyBee: Ethel delivers a snap kick to his knee.: 6 (4df+7=+, -, -, 0)
  530. 4:02 PM <DrScottJonas> 4df+5
  531. 4:03 PM <Glacon> DrScottJonas: 5 (4df+5=0, -, 0, +)
  532. 4:03 PM <GMadness_> 4df+5 YOUR HELP IS NOTHING.
  533. 4:03 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: YOUR HELP IS NOTHING.: 6 (4df+5=0, 0, +, 0)
  534. 4:03 PM <GMadness_> Dana, your head bash keeps him quiet!
  535. 4:03 PM <Wixelt> Wilson, worried, raises his SMG and begins to advance.
  536. 4:03 PM <GMadness_> 4df+2 AGH, STRUGGLE POWER
  537. 4:03 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: AGH, STRUGGLE POWER: 2 (4df+2=-, +, 0, 0)
  538. 4:03 PM <Aphex_> Hans stays behind, just in case.
  539. 4:03 PM <RosyBud> ~Don't know what to do..~
  540. 4:03 PM <Talonair> 4df+5 No
  541. 4:03 PM <Glacon> Talonair: No: 5 (4df+5=0, 0, -, +)
  542. 4:04 PM <SpookyBee> 4df+4 PERC Ethel looks around for any other unfortunate witnesses
  543. 4:04 PM <Glacon> SpookyBee: PERC Ethel looks around for any other unfortunate witnesses: 4 (4df+4=-, -, +, +)
  544. 4:04 PM <GMadness_> The captain is bound and gagged. PAUSE!
  545. 4:05 PM <GMadness_> A boom happens. Reaaaally, really loud. Shen is seen scurrying away, having made a few sizable holes in the rail road office.
  546. 4:06 PM <RosyBud> Sophia gazes at the new holes that were created, courtesy of Shen.
  547. 4:06 PM <GMadness_> And then the rail road office collapses on itself, structural damage too great for the building to withstand.
  548. 4:06 PM <RosyBud> "Damn."
  549. 4:06 PM <Wixelt> "Alright then..."
  550. 4:06 PM <Talonair> "Let's get a move on. Ethel, focus."
  551. 4:07 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel shakes her head. "... Yes, let's get to Hill."
  552. 4:07 PM <GMadness_> Grunts and Captains alike pour out of the buildings to go help the survivors of the blast.
  553. 4:07 PM <Talonair> She nods
  554. 4:07 PM <Talonair> 4df+6 (SNK+RI) Sneaking between buildings to get to the mayor's office
  555. 4:07 PM <Aphex_> Hans watches the display, then heads to follow the others, finally.
  556. 4:07 PM <Glacon> Talonair: (SNK+RI) Sneaking between buildings to get to the mayor's office: 6 (4df+6=0, 0, -, +)
  557. 4:07 PM <SpookyBee> 4df+4 Pls sneky snek
  558. 4:07 PM <Glacon> SpookyBee: Pls sneky snek: 3 (4df+4=0, +, -, -)
  559. 4:07 PM <SpookyBee> :C
  560. 4:08 PM <DrScottJonas> Andy follows behind, and..
  561. 4:08 PM <GMadness_> Gunfire erupts, keeping both Shen and the enemies occupied.
  562. 4:08 PM <Wixelt> Wilson brings up the rrear
  563. 4:08 PM <DrScottJonas> 4df+3 SNK (+3 if dark/night)
  564. 4:08 PM <Glacon> DrScottJonas: SNK (+3 if dark/night): 4 (4df+3=0, 0, 0, +)
  565. 4:08 PM Wogglebug → @Wogglebugout
  566. 4:09 PM <GMadness_> Course, Shen's not hitting anything on purpose. Just suppressing them for the agents to advance. And they do! The agents make it to the mayor's hall undetected!
  567. 4:09 PM Wogglebugout → @Wogglebug
  568. 4:09 PM <Talonair> She tries to slip inside!
  569. 4:10 PM <DrScottJonas> as does Andy
  570. 4:10 PM <RosyBud> Sophia follows the group.
  571. 4:10 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel steps in behind Dana.
  572. 4:10 PM <Wixelt> Wilson brings up the rear still
  573. 4:10 PM <Aphex_> Hans stays outside to guard the others!
  574. 4:10 PM <GMadness_> Oh shit. There's a gun emplacement with two Captains manning it.
  575. 4:10 PM <GMadness_> But first!
  576. 4:10 PM <GMadness_> PAUSE
  577. 4:12 PM <GMadness_> The mayor's hall looks nice and refurbished, filled with furniture from those of high stature! There's stairs leading up to the second floor, where the office is. Too bad those stairs are blocked by the gun emplacement guys. AGI, all inside.
  578. 4:12 PM <RosyBud> 4df+4 agi
  579. 4:12 PM <Glacon> RosyBud: agi: 6 (4df+4=+, 0, +, 0)
  580. 4:12 PM <GMadness_> Hans, if you want to stay outside, head to #tooltime
  581. 4:12 PM <RosyBud> (Sanik fast tho)
  582. 4:12 PM <Talonair> 4df+4
  583. 4:12 PM <Glacon> Talonair: 3 (4df+4=0, -, +, -)
  584. 4:12 PM <DrScottJonas> 4df+9 AGI+TSSS Andy sprints for cover
  585. 4:12 PM <Glacon> DrScottJonas: AGI+TSSS Andy sprints for cover: 8 (4df+9=-, 0, -, +)
  586. 4:12 PM <SpookyBee> 4df+3 AGI
  587. 4:12 PM <Glacon> SpookyBee: AGI: 4 (4df+3=0, 0, +, 0)
  588. 4:13 PM <GMadness_> Everyone makes it into some form of cover before the Captains start firing! d5, everyone.
  589. 4:13 PM <RosyBud> d5
  590. 4:13 PM <Glacon> RosyBud: 3 (d5=3)
  591. 4:13 PM <Talonair> d5
  592. 4:13 PM <Glacon> Talonair: 3 (d5=3)
  593. 4:13 PM <Wixelt> (Wait, what?)
  594. 4:13 PM <SpookyBee> d5
  595. 4:13 PM <Glacon> SpookyBee: 1 (d5=1)
  596. 4:14 PM <Wixelt> (I look away for one minute...)
  597. 4:14 PM <DrScottJonas> d5
  598. 4:14 PM <Glacon> DrScottJonas: 2 (d5=2)
  599. 4:14 PM <Wixelt> 4df+3 Agi
  600. 4:14 PM <Glacon> Wixelt: Agi: 4 (4df+3=-, +, 0, +)
  601. 4:14 PM <Wixelt> d5
  602. 4:14 PM <Glacon> Wixelt: 5 (d5=5)
  603. 4:17 PM <GMadness_> Wilson, you make it to a solid metal bench! +4 PDEF. Sophia and Dana, you find a nice wooden dresser that you both overturn to hide behind. +2 PDEF. Andy, you hide behind a soft couch. +1 PDEF. Ethel, you find yourself hiding behind a lamp. :|
  604. 4:17 PM <SpookyBee> :|
  605. 4:17 PM <RosyBud> Sophia motions for Ethel to hurry over to them.
  606. 4:17 PM <SpookyBee> ~How did I get here?~
  607. 4:17 PM <GMadness_> 4df+5 AGH YOU'RE ALL BEING SHOT AT SO ROLL PDEF
  608. 4:17 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: AGH YOU'RE ALL BEING SHOT AT SO ROLL PDEF: 5 (4df+5=+, -, 0, 0)
  609. 4:18 PM <DrScottJonas> 4df+5
  610. 4:18 PM <Glacon> DrScottJonas: 5 (4df+5=-, +, +, -)
  611. 4:18 PM <SpookyBee> 4df+4 No I'm not >_>
  612. 4:18 PM <RosyBud> 4df+5
  613. 4:18 PM <Glacon> SpookyBee: No I'm not >_>: 3 (4df+4=-, 0, +, -)
  614. 4:18 PM <Glacon> RosyBud: 8 (4df+5=0, +, +, +)
  615. 4:18 PM <SpookyBee> Yes I am
  616. 4:18 PM <RosyBud> (REKT)
  617. 4:18 PM <Wixelt> 4df+7 Finally some good pdef
  618. 4:18 PM <Glacon> Wixelt: Finally some good pdef: 10 (4df+7=0, +, +, +)
  619. 4:18 PM <Talonair> 4df+8 (PDEF+BWAG+COVER)
  620. 4:18 PM <Glacon> Talonair: (PDEF+BWAG+COVER): 9 (4df+8=0, +, 0, 0)
  621. 4:18 PM <Wixelt> (Holy-)
  622. 4:18 PM <RosyBud> (dEAR GOD)
  623. 4:18 PM <Wixelt> (And that children is how the world ended)
  624. 4:18 PM <RosyBud> (A metal bench made out of nokias)
  625. 4:19 PM <GMadness_> Wow. The bullets glance off the cover you all have, except for Ethel. Ethel gets shot twice in the thigh. Damnit, Ethel.
  626. 4:19 PM <SpookyBee> 4df+3 MDEF good going you pissed me off.
  627. 4:19 PM <RosyBud> Sophia dashes over to Ethel! Can she try to pull her to cover?
  628. 4:19 PM <Glacon> SpookyBee: MDEF good going you pissed me off.: 5 (4df+3=-, +, +, +)
  629. 4:19 PM <SpookyBee> But not enough.
  630. 4:20 PM <SpookyBee> Can Ethel try to fire back?
  631. 4:20 PM <Talonair> Dana unslings her shotgun
  632. 4:20 PM <GMadness_> Sophia, now you're in the line of fire too. Enemy turn still
  633. 4:20 PM <GMadness_> Since it's a gatling, you have to brave two volleys instead of one!
  634. 4:20 PM <GMadness_> 4df+5 But, I don't think it matters when that cover is amazing.
  635. 4:20 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: But, I don't think it matters when that cover is amazing.: 4 (4df+5=-, +, -, 0)
  636. 4:20 PM <Talonair> 4df+8 (PDEF+BWAG+COVER)
  637. 4:20 PM <Glacon> Talonair: (PDEF+BWAG+COVER): 9 (4df+8=-, 0, +, +)
  638. 4:20 PM <Wixelt> 4df+7 Bwahahaha
  639. 4:20 PM <Glacon> Wixelt: Bwahahaha: 7 (4df+7=-, +, 0, 0)
  640. 4:21 PM <DrScottJonas> 4df+5
  641. 4:21 PM <Glacon> DrScottJonas: 4 (4df+5=0, -, +, -)
  642. 4:21 PM <RosyBud> 4df+3 (add more or?)
  643. 4:21 PM <Glacon> RosyBud: (add more or?): 3 (4df+3=+, 0, -, 0)
  644. 4:21 PM <Wixelt> (GMadness_ Can I remove Wilson's ranged debuff now?)
  645. 4:21 PM <SpookyBee> 4df+6 RNG Fuckit, Ethel fires back, but not at the gunners... Ethel shoots at the gun itself with a hail of .45 ammunition.
  646. 4:21 PM <Glacon> SpookyBee: RNG Fuckit, Ethel fires back, but not at the gunners... Ethel shoots at the gun itself with a hail of .45 ammunition.: 5 (4df+6=0, 0, -, 0)
  647. 4:21 PM <GMadness_> Wilson has no more debuff! Not since the drive ended!
  648. 4:21 PM <Talonair> 4df+8 And fires beanbag rounds at the Captains
  649. 4:21 PM <Glacon> Talonair: And fires beanbag rounds at the Captains: 8 (4df+8=+, -, -, +)
  650. 4:22 PM <GMadness_> d5
  651. 4:22 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: 4 (d5=4)
  652. 4:22 PM <GMadness_> 4df+8 No
  653. 4:22 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: No: 7 (4df+8=-, +, -, 0)
  654. 4:22 PM <Wixelt> 4df+4 Wilson pops out from behind the bench with his sub machine gun and opens fire.
  655. 4:22 PM <Glacon> Wixelt: Wilson pops out from behind the bench with his sub machine gun and opens fire.: 3 (4df+4=0, 0, 0, -)
  656. 4:22 PM <DrScottJonas> Andy throws his toolbox at one of the captains
  657. 4:22 PM <DrScottJonas> ranged?
  658. 4:23 PM <GMadness_> Ethel, your bullets hit the gatling, which makes the gunner turn it towards you again. Might wanna limp towards that cover.
  659. 4:23 PM <RosyBud> Can Sophia help pull Ethel to cover?
  660. 4:23 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel does that.
  661. 4:23 PM <GMadness_> Dana, your bullet hits the loader, which means the gun will jam after this roll!
  662. 4:24 PM <GMadness_> AGI both of you. -1 Ethel.
  663. 4:24 PM <Talonair> (Twas a beanbag round)
  664. 4:24 PM <SpookyBee> 4df+2 AGI
  665. 4:24 PM <Glacon> SpookyBee: AGI: 2 (4df+2=+, +, -, -)
  666. 4:24 PM <SpookyBee> :C
  667. 4:24 PM <RosyBud> 4df+4
  668. 4:24 PM <Glacon> RosyBud: 2 (4df+4=-, -, +, -)
  669. 4:24 PM <RosyBud> (feck)
  670. 4:24 PM <GMadness_> 4df We captains are not fast at all.
  671. 4:24 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: We captains are not fast at all.: -3 (4df=-, -, 0, -)
  672. 4:24 PM <RosyBud> (r.i.p)
  673. 4:25 PM <GMadness_> You make it!
  674. 4:25 PM <GMadness_> And then the gatling gets jammed!
  675. 4:25 PM <RosyBud> 4df+6 Sophia tries to help Ethel with her wound. (+6 if emergency)
  676. 4:25 PM <Glacon> RosyBud: Sophia tries to help Ethel with her wound. (+6 if emergency): 4 (4df+6=-, -, -, +)
  677. 4:26 PM <Talonair> Dana sprints to cover the distance
  678. 4:26 PM <DrScottJonas> (GMadness_, Andy threw his toolbox at one of the captains, would that be ranged?)
  679. 4:26 PM <Talonair> Trying to get up close and personal
  680. 4:26 PM <GMadness_> Dana, both of the Captains pull out trench guns.
  681. 4:26 PM <Talonair> 4df+8 She beanbags one of them and dives for cover
  682. 4:26 PM <Glacon> Talonair: She beanbags one of them and dives for cover: 11 (4df+8=+, +, +, 0)
  683. 4:26 PM <Wixelt> (And would Wilson's shot have done anything?)
  684. 4:26 PM <GMadness_> 4df+5 And shoot the toolbox!
  685. 4:26 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: And shoot the toolbox!: 3 (4df+5=-, -, +, -)
  686. 4:27 PM <GMadness_> It bumps one of them in the head! And no, Wilson's bullet would have glanced off the gatling.
  687. 4:27 PM <GMadness_> 4df+5 AGH NO BEANIE BAGGIES
  688. 4:27 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: AGH NO BEANIE BAGGIES: 3 (4df+5=-, -, +, -)
  689. 4:27 PM <Wixelt> Wilson ducks back behind the bench to reload.
  690. 4:28 PM <GMadness_> One of the Captains is immediately knocked out!
  691. 4:28 PM <RosyBud> (would sophia had done anything to help ethel?)
  692. 4:29 PM <GMadness_> Sophia, the bleeding is messy. Still hasn't been stopped, either.
  693. 4:29 PM <RosyBud> (can i roll med again?)
  694. 4:29 PM <SpookyBee> "Oh... Fuck..." Ethel looks at her wounds.
  695. 4:29 PM <GMadness_> Sophia can roll again sure!
  696. 4:29 PM <RosyBud> "Don't worry, I uh.. have it under control, just sit still!"
  697. 4:30 PM <Wixelt> (Who's turn is it?)
  698. 4:30 PM <Talonair> Dana aims for the final Captain
  699. 4:30 PM <RosyBud> 4df+6 (+6 if emergency)
  700. 4:30 PM <Glacon> RosyBud: (+6 if emergency): 6 (4df+6=0, 0, 0, 0)
  701. 4:30 PM <GMadness_> The other captain starts dragging the knocked out one up the stairs!
  702. 4:30 PM <DrScottJonas> Can Andy look for any flaws in the remaining captain?
  703. 4:30 PM <Talonair> 4df+8 BEANBAGS
  704. 4:30 PM <Glacon> Talonair: BEANBAGS: 8 (4df+8=-, +, -, +)
  705. 4:30 PM <GMadness_> DSJ: Sure! But he needs to get up close to him first.
  706. 4:31 PM <GMadness_> 4df+5 STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DAMN BAGS LADY!
  707. 4:31 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DAMN BAGS LADY!: 4 (4df+5=0, -, +, -)
  708. 4:31 PM <GMadness_> The Captain stumbles with a grunt and leaves the knocked out one on the stairs, rushing upwards alone!
  709. 4:31 PM <DrScottJonas> 4df+9 AGI+TSSS Andy sprints after the fleeing steamborg
  710. 4:31 PM <Glacon> DrScottJonas: AGI+TSSS Andy sprints after the fleeing steamborg: 7 (4df+9=+, -, -, -)
  711. 4:31 PM <Talonair> Dana runs after him as well
  712. 4:31 PM <DrScottJonas> (jesus h christ)
  713. 4:32 PM <Wixelt> Wilson ducks out of cover and heads over to make sure the knocked out one stays that way. He keeps his guard up.
  714. 4:32 PM <GMadness_> PAUSE!
  715. 4:32 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel pulls her trench coat off. "Just do whatever you can..." She looks at Sophia. Her tank-top is probably far past bloody.
  716. 4:34 PM <GMadness_> A bang occurs, the second captain falling down the stairs with a sharp yelp. And no arms. Angry yelling from the top of the stairs happen! There's a sound of window breaking and something falling down outside!
  717. 4:35 PM <Wixelt> Wilson looks up in surprise, then frowns. "Anyone else thinking what i'm thinking?"
  718. 4:36 PM <RosyBud> Sophia is too busy treating Ethel.
  719. 4:36 PM <Talonair> Dana races upstairs to look out the window
  720. 4:36 PM <DrScottJonas> "What are you thinking?"
  721. 4:36 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel nods. "He jumped, I'm going to... Ow... Wager a guess."
  722. 4:36 PM <GMadness_> Dana, AGI!
  723. 4:36 PM <Wixelt> "That our guy just tried to make a run for- what Ethel said."
  724. 4:36 PM <Talonair> 4df+4 Ohshit
  725. 4:36 PM <Glacon> Talonair: Ohshit: 4 (4df+4=-, 0, 0, +)
  726. 4:36 PM <RosyBud> "Don't move."
  727. 4:36 PM <RosyBud> "Or talk."
  728. 4:37 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel nods.
  729. 4:37 PM <Wixelt> He turns to Andy. "Is it clear outside? Or are there still automatons out there?"
  730. 4:37 PM <GMadness_> Dana, you hear a tripwire snap behind your foot and a large plate of sheet metal slings itself to you!
  731. 4:38 PM <GMadness_> Sophia manages to patch up most of Ethel's wounds!
  732. 4:38 PM <DrScottJonas> "I'm not sur-Dana!"
  733. 4:38 PM <Talonair> PDEF?
  734. 4:38 PM <Wixelt> Wilson looks around in shock,
  735. 4:38 PM <SpookyBee> "You see why you're... Oof... So important, Sophia?"Ethel looks at Sophia.
  736. 4:38 PM <GMadness_> Dana, PDEF.
  737. 4:39 PM <RosyBud> "Shh!" Sophia looks up at the others.
  738. 4:39 PM <Talonair> 4df+6 (PDEF+BWAG)
  739. 4:39 PM <Glacon> Talonair: (PDEF+BWAG): 6 (4df+6=0, 0, +, -)
  740. 4:40 PM <GMadness_> Dana, you fall backwards into Andy. PDEF, Andy.
  741. 4:40 PM <DrScottJonas> 4df+4
  742. 4:40 PM <Glacon> DrScottJonas: 4 (4df+4=0, -, 0, +)
  743. 4:40 PM <RosyBud> Sophia gets up and runs over to Andy and Dana to help out.
  744. 4:41 PM <GMadness_> You both fall onto the gatling, Andy cushioning it for Dana. -2 AGI, because you hurt your back, Andy.
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  746. 4:42 PM <Talonair> "Cagne un cazzo!" She rolls to her feet and sprints out the door, running around to the side of the building with the broken window
  747. 4:42 PM <RosyBud> Sophia tends to Andy. "Need help?"
  748. 4:42 PM <DrScottJonas> "... maybe."
  749. 4:42 PM <Wixelt> Wilson shakes his head, then jogs after her.
  750. 4:43 PM <GMadness_> Oh god. It's creeping up on Hans!
  751. 4:43 PM <RosyBud> She offers a hand to him. (Can Sophia roll med to help with Andy's back?)
  752. 4:43 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel tries to stand up, holding her side. "Oh, fuck..."
  753. 4:43 PM <Talonair> What is?
  754. 4:43 PM <GMadness_> You can't get a clear view! The windows are dirty from Ethel's blood!
  755. 4:43 PM <Talonair> GMadness_: She ran outside
  756. 4:44 PM <Wixelt> And Wilson followed her/
  757. 4:44 PM <GMadness_> All those going out to help Hans, #tooltime
  758. 4:44 PM <RosyBud> "Ethel, wait!"
  759. 4:45 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel holds a hand up. "No, no... Not going anywhere..." She leans herself against a wall.
  760. 4:45 PM <DrScottJonas> Andy takes her hand and gets up
  761. 4:46 PM <RosyBud> She pulls him along to Ethel. "Need help as well?"
  762. 4:46 PM <SpookyBee> "No, no, thank you though... I'm tougher than I look." She smiles a little. "Get outside to the others."
  763. 4:47 PM <RosyBud> "No, you're hurt. Either you come with us or I stay."
  764. 4:48 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel shakes her head. "Dammit..." She pushes herself up off the wall, and shuffles over to Sophia. "Let's go, then..."
  765. 4:48 PM <RosyBud> Sophia helps her outside along with Andy.
  766. 4:48 PM <RosyBud> (tooltime?)
  767. 4:49 PM <GMadness_> tooltime.
  768. 4:50 PM <GMadness_> Ethel, PERC.
  769. 4:50 PM <SpookyBee> 4df+4 PERC
  770. 4:50 PM <Glacon> SpookyBee: PERC: 3 (4df+4=-, 0, +, -)
  771. 4:50 PM <GMadness_> REDACT
  772. 4:50 PM <SpookyBee> :V
  773. 5:04 PM ⇐ %DiePotato quit (uid70445@tinker.tater.soldier.fry) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
  774. 5:13 PM <RosyBud> Sophia exists and actively tries to help Ethel out.
  775. 5:13 PM <Wixelt> Wilson backs up slightly, giving himself time to reload.
  776. 5:14 PM <Wixelt> (Redact)
  777. 5:14 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel is now here! She stands up, and brushes herself off, and drops her coat loudly, her SMG falling with it.
  778. 5:14 PM <GMadness_> Shen comes in from the back. "Jeezus, what the hell?"
  779. 5:15 PM <RosyBud> 4df+6 (+6 if emergency) Sophia applies her skills to Ethel's wound.
  780. 5:15 PM <Glacon> RosyBud: (+6 if emergency) Sophia applies her skills to Ethel's wound.: 8 (4df+6=0, 0, +, +)
  781. 5:15 PM <RosyBud> "Some thing outside!"
  782. 5:15 PM <SpookyBee> "Big robot man... Ow /fuck/..." She pulls away for a moment from Sophia. "... About to feed him his daily clay diet."
  783. 5:16 PM <RosyBud> "Ethel!"
  784. 5:16 PM <RosyBud> "You will let me help or else!"
  785. 5:16 PM <GMadness_> "I have a better idea." Shen points to the back.
  786. 5:16 PM <GMadness_> "Help me out with this!"
  787. 5:16 PM <RosyBud> "What?"
  788. 5:16 PM <RosyBud> Sophia gets up.
  789. 5:16 PM <SpookyBee> She turns to Shen. "With what?" Ethel approaches him.
  790. 5:17 PM <GMadness_> Shen runs to the back, beckoning both of them to follow.
  791. 5:17 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel does.
  792. 5:17 PM <RosyBud> Sophia follows along, keeping a careful eye on Ethel.
  793. 5:20 PM <RosyBud> "So what is it?"
  794. 5:21 PM <GMadness_> It's a howitzer.
  795. 5:21 PM <GMadness_> And three shells.
  796. 5:21 PM <RosyBud> "What.. the."\
  797. 5:22 PM <SpookyBee> "... Damn." She raises her eyebrows.
  798. 5:22 PM <RosyBud> "We should hurry up then!"
  799. 5:22 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel gets over to it. "Well, let's deliver the artillery."
  800. 5:23 PM <GMadness_> "HELP ME WHEEL THIS OUT!" Shen lifts the big gun and points to Sophia. "GET THE SHELLS!"
  801. 5:23 PM <RosyBud> Sophia gets the shells!
  802. 5:23 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel does just that!
  803. 5:24 PM <RosyBud> Sophia runs over to Shen.
  804. 5:24 PM <RosyBud> "Here!"
  805. 5:27 PM <GMadness_> TO TOOLTIME!
  806. 5:30 PM ⇐ dragonwielder and LilySleep quit ↔ Soulless (was Soulless_) nipped out
  807. 6:04 PM <RosyBud> Sophia runs to the general store.
  808. 6:05 PM <GMadness_> The door is barred shut.
  809. 6:05 PM <RosyBud> "Hello?"
  810. 6:05 PM <RosyBud> "Is there someone there?"
  811. 6:05 PM <GMadness_> A soft crying is heard. ".. g-g-go away."
  812. 6:05 PM <GMadness_> The voice of a small child.
  813. 6:05 PM <RosyBud> "I'm.. sorry. I couldn't do anything to help, they.. wouldn't let me."
  814. 6:06 PM <GMadness_> ".. I wanna go home..." The crying turns into sobbing.
  815. 6:07 PM <RosyBud> "Its ok.. I'm here, don't worry. You'll get to go home. Could you please let me in though?"
  816. 6:10 PM <RosyBud> "I'm sorry."
  817. 6:11 PM <GMadness_> Roll PERS.
  818. 6:11 PM <RosyBud> 4df
  819. 6:11 PM <Glacon> RosyBud: 1 (4df=0, 0, +, 0)
  820. 6:12 PM <GMadness_> 4df-1
  821. 6:12 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: -1 (4df-1=0, -, +, 0)
  822. 6:12 PM <Wixelt> (How low can you go, how low can you go...)
  823. 6:13 PM <GMadness_> There's an unlatching sound, and the door swings open. A boy, no more than nine immediately hugs Sophia.
  824. 6:13 PM <RosyBud> Sophia hugs back. "Its ok.. its ok.."
  825. 6:14 PM <RosyBud> She caresses his hair. "You're safe now.. you get to go home."
  826. 6:15 PM <GMadness_> ".. it hurts so bad..."
  827. 6:15 PM <GMadness_> Sophia, MED and ENGI combined
  828. 6:15 PM <RosyBud> 4df+10
  829. 6:15 PM <Glacon> RosyBud: 8 (4df+10=-, -, +, -)
  830. 6:16 PM <GMadness_> The boy's leg is contorted into ways usually impossible. His other leg has been replaced by a metallic stump. ".. can we go?"
  831. 6:17 PM <RosyBud> Sophia smiles at him, nodding. "You want me to carry you?"
  832. 6:20 PM <GMadness_> He nods, still crying a little.
  833. 6:20 PM <RosyBud> Sophia picks him up and heads back, carrying him.
  834. 6:20 PM <GMadness_> To tooltime!
  835.  
  836. #tooltime:4:13 PM <Aphex_> Hans stays outside. He scans with his shotgun.
  837. 4:14 PM <GMadness_> Shen is still distracting everyone outside by shooting at them!
  838. 4:15 PM <GMadness_> But it looks like he's shooting slower and slower.. He probably needs a little help.
  839. 4:15 PM <Aphex_> He hesitates, then heads off to help Shen!
  840. 4:19 PM <GMadness_> Roll SNK
  841. 4:20 PM <Aphex_> 4df ahahaha what
  842. 4:20 PM <Glacon> Aphex_: ahahaha what: 4 (4df=+, +, +, +)
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  844. 4:21 PM <GMadness_> 4df Gunfire is loud. Hans is a stealth
  845. 4:21 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: Gunfire is loud. Hans is a stealth: 0 (4df=0, 0, +, -)
  846. 4:21 PM <GMadness_> Hans, you find yourself sneaking up on one of the Captains. Roll ENGI or ACAD.
  847. 4:22 PM <Aphex_> 4df+4 (ACAD) I know //things//
  848. 4:22 PM <Glacon> Aphex_: (ACAD) I know //things//: 3 (4df+4=0, 0, -, 0)
  849. 4:25 PM <GMadness_> Well, there's definitely a weakspot in the ear of this captain. +3 MEL to deal with this guy!
  850. 4:26 PM <Aphex_> 4df+10 (MLE+S2+BONUS) Deal with him, hm?
  851. 4:26 PM <Glacon> Aphex_: (MLE+S2+BONUS) Deal with him, hm?: 9 (4df+10=0, 0, 0, -)
  852. 4:28 PM <GMadness_> 4df+5 no don't
  853. 4:28 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: no don't: 6 (4df+5=0, 0, 0, +)
  854. 4:28 PM <GMadness_> The captain falls forward! And then turns around, gun raised!
  855. 4:28 PM <GMadness_> AGI, Hans!
  856. 4:28 PM <Aphex_> 4df+3 bwuh?
  857. 4:28 PM <Glacon> Aphex_: bwuh?: 3 (4df+3=0, 0, -, +)
  858. 4:29 PM <GMadness_> 4df AGH LET ME KILL YOU
  859. 4:29 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: AGH LET ME KILL YOU: -1 (4df=-, 0, +, -)
  860. 4:29 PM <GMadness_> Hans is faster, and thus gets to do one thing1
  861. 4:29 PM <GMadness_> !
  862. 4:30 PM <Aphex_> MLE to disarm and knock out?
  863. 4:32 PM <GMadness_> Yep!
  864. 4:34 PM <Aphex_> 4df+7 (MLE+S2) Hans goes for a disarm into a quick knockout (+3 if bonus still applies)
  865. 4:34 PM <Glacon> Aphex_: (MLE+S2) Hans goes for a disarm into a quick knockout (+3 if bonus still applies): 7 (4df+7=0, -, +, 0)
  866. 4:35 PM <GMadness_> 4df+4 Agh, slightly disorientated Captain uses DEFENSE!
  867. 4:35 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: Agh, slightly disorientated Captain uses DEFENSE!: 5 (4df+4=+, +, 0, -)
  868. 4:35 PM <GMadness_> You manage to wrestle the gun away! And now the captain fights back.
  869. 4:35 PM <GMadness_> 4df+5 GRR I'M ANGRY! The captain roars and swipes at you with a metallic hand
  870. 4:35 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: GRR I'M ANGRY! The captain roars and swipes at you with a metallic hand: 5 (4df+5=-, -, +, +)
  871. 4:37 PM <Aphex_> 4df+5 (PDEF) Hans blocks!
  872. 4:37 PM <Glacon> Aphex_: (PDEF) Hans blocks!: 6 (4df+5=-, +, +, 0)
  873. 4:38 PM <GMadness_> It is blocked! But now...
  874. 4:38 PM <GMadness_> 4df+5 HIDDEN DERRINGER TO THE GUT!
  875. 4:38 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: HIDDEN DERRINGER TO THE GUT!: 1 (4df+5=-, -, -, -)
  876. 4:38 PM <GMadness_> ...
  877. 4:38 PM <Aphex_> ...
  878. 4:39 PM <GMadness_> The gun explodes, along with the Captain's arm.
  879. 4:40 PM <GMadness_> He grabs it and rolls around, screaming profanities at Hans and in pain.
  880. 4:42 PM → DrSavage joined (uid89532@synIRC-D8BC30D9.charlton.irccloud.com)
  881. 4:42 PM <Aphex_> 4df+7 Hans delivers a final kick to the head to knock the Captain out.
  882. 4:42 PM <Glacon> Aphex_: Hans delivers a final kick to the head to knock the Captain out.: 3 (4df+7=-, -, -, -)
  883. 4:42 PM <Aphex_> ...
  884. 4:44 PM <GMadness_> .. The captain is knocked out! But you accidentally kick yourself as well. -.5 PHEALTH.
  885. 4:44 PM <GMadness_> Hans, PERC.
  886. 4:44 PM <Talonair> Dana runs outside
  887. 4:45 PM <Aphex_> 4df+3 My glasses are still broken and I am deaf
  888. 4:45 PM <Glacon> Aphex_: My glasses are still broken and I am deaf: 1 (4df+3=0, -, -, 0)
  889. 4:45 PM <Wixelt> Wilson runs after her.
  890. 4:45 PM <GMadness_> 4df+6 PDEF, Hans!
  891. 4:45 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: PDEF, Hans!: 7 (4df+6=0, +, -, +)
  892. 4:45 PM <Aphex_> 4df+5 oho shise
  893. 4:45 PM <Glacon> Aphex_: oho shise: 5 (4df+5=0, -, +, 0)
  894. 4:46 PM <Talonair> What is attacking Hans?
  895. 4:46 PM <GMadness_> PAUSE!
  896. 4:49 PM <GMadness_> Hans, you've been shot in the knee. The figure that was creeping up on him is a tall, pale figure, holding what seems to be two revolvers! He's wearing a suit, and he looks at Dana. He's a white-haired geezer with a grin like the Cheshire cat, sporting a small beard and a monocle. Meanwhile, Shen has managed to knockout most of the grunts and Captains on his
  897. 4:49 PM <GMadness_> end, and heads inside the sheriff's office.
  898. 4:49 PM <Talonair> 4df+8 BEAN BAGS BEST BAGS
  899. 4:49 PM <Glacon> Talonair: BEAN BAGS BEST BAGS: 7 (4df+8=+, -, 0, -)
  900. 4:49 PM <RosyBud> Sophia appears outside!
  901. 4:50 PM <Aphex_> Hans turns, drawing his Python!
  902. 4:50 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel steps out with her... Holding back a wall of rage.
  903. 4:50 PM <Wixelt> Wilson stares for a moment, before raising his SMG.
  904. 4:51 PM <DrScottJonas> Andy also steps out with Sophia and Ethel
  905. 4:51 PM <Talonair> "Alive if we can!"
  906. 4:51 PM <GMadness_> 4df+6 Baby don't hurt me
  907. 4:51 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: Baby don't hurt me: 4 (4df+6=0, 0, -, -)
  908. 4:51 PM <GMadness_> The man stumbles back after getting shot. He turns back to Hans and...
  909. 4:52 PM <GMadness_> 4df+5 MEL Tries to kick away the revolver.
  910. 4:52 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: MEL Tries to kick away the revolver.: 1 (4df+5=-, -, -, -)
  911. 4:52 PM <GMadness_> ...
  912. 4:52 PM <SpookyBee> 4d-
  913. 4:52 PM <SpookyBee> :|
  914. 4:52 PM <RosyBud> (R.i.p)
  915. 4:52 PM <Aphex_> ...
  916. 4:52 PM <GMadness_> The geezer trips and falls flat on his face.
  917. 4:52 PM <GMadness_> PC ROLL NOW!
  918. 4:53 PM <Talonair> 4df+7 Dana tries to knock him out
  919. 4:53 PM <Glacon> Talonair: Dana tries to knock him out: 5 (4df+7=0, -, 0, -)
  920. 4:53 PM <DrScottJonas> "Someone restrain him!"
  921. 4:53 PM <RosyBud> 4df+6 Sophia runs over to Hans to help with knee.
  922. 4:53 PM <Glacon> RosyBud: Sophia runs over to Hans to help with knee.: 7 (4df+6=+, -, +, 0)
  923. 4:53 PM <Aphex_> Hans scrambles up, his revolver trained on the man!
  924. 4:53 PM <Talonair> With the stock of the shotgun
  925. 4:53 PM <GMadness_> 4df+5 NOPE!
  926. 4:53 PM <RosyBud> (that was med)
  927. 4:53 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: NOPE!: 9 (4df+5=+, +, +, +)
  928. 4:53 PM <SpookyBee> O_O
  929. 4:53 PM <Talonair> Jesus-
  930. 4:53 PM <Wixelt> Wilson keeps his gun trained on the man-
  931. 4:53 PM <SpookyBee> 4df+6 Ethel draws her SMG and fires twice at the back of both of his thighs to subdue.
  932. 4:53 PM <Glacon> SpookyBee: Ethel draws her SMG and fires twice at the back of both of his thighs to subdue.: 6 (4df+6=0, +, 0, -)
  933. 4:54 PM <RosyBud> "Oh no.."
  934. 4:54 PM <GMadness_> Dana, your shotgun bounces off and fires a stray shot into a grunt laying down on the floor.
  935. 4:54 PM <Talonair> (Its a beanbag round, he'll be fine)
  936. 4:55 PM <Talonair> (Probably)
  937. 4:55 PM <RosyBud> (Does Sophia do anything for Hans?)
  938. 4:55 PM <Wixelt> Wilson frowns at this, keeping his SMG trained on the man at all times.
  939. 4:55 PM <GMadness_> The grunt groans in pain, while the geezer laughs in your face.
  940. 4:55 PM <GMadness_> Will Wilson fire?
  941. 4:55 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel still does the shooty >:V No thighs 4 u
  942. 4:55 PM <Wixelt> Not yet
  943. 4:56 PM <GMadness_> 4df+5 I WANT MY THIGHS
  944. 4:56 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: I WANT MY THIGHS: 5 (4df+5=+, 0, 0, -)
  945. 4:56 PM <SpookyBee> NO THEY'RE MY THIGHS NOW. >:/\
  946. 4:56 PM <GMadness_> The bullets bounce off, but the geezer grips his thigh in pain.
  947. 4:56 PM <Wixelt> (Well you can't have your thighs, so THERE!)
  948. 4:56 PM <GMadness_> Anyone else going to attack?
  949. 4:57 PM <Talonair> 4df+7 Dana tries to knock him out again
  950. 4:57 PM <Glacon> Talonair: Dana tries to knock him out again: 8 (4df+7=+, -, +, 0)
  951. 4:57 PM <DrScottJonas> Andy runs at him and swings his crowbar at the man
  952. 4:57 PM <GMadness_> 4df+5 NO KNOCKOUT OR CROWBAR FOR YOU!
  953. 4:57 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: NO KNOCKOUT OR CROWBAR FOR YOU!: 6 (4df+5=0, 0, +, 0)
  954. 4:57 PM <Aphex_> 4df+2 Hans attempts to kick the geezer, but is having a hard time because knees
  955. 4:57 PM <Glacon> Aphex_: Hans attempts to kick the geezer, but is having a hard time because knees: 1 (4df+2=-, -, 0, +)
  956. 4:58 PM <GMadness_> Dana, that only makes him pissed. Same for Hans. Sophia, the knee is bandaged up well and Hans is only half limping now!
  957. 4:58 PM <RosyBud> "There."
  958. 4:58 PM <GMadness_> Andy, where's your crowbar roll?
  959. 4:59 PM <Wixelt> 4df+4 Wilson finally shakes his head to himself and peppers the man's kneecaps.
  960. 4:59 PM <Glacon> Wixelt: Wilson finally shakes his head to himself and peppers the man's kneecaps.: 3 (4df+4=-, +, 0, -)
  961. 4:59 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel draws her secret weapon... The heavy, sleek-black revolver. She approaches the man slowly.
  962. 4:59 PM <GMadness_> 4df+5 STRONK! End PC TURN.
  963. 4:59 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: STRONK! End PC TURN.: 6 (4df+5=-, +, +, 0)
  964. 4:59 PM <Talonair> "FUCKIN' CUT IT OUT WITH THE GUNFIRE FOR FUCK'S SAKE."
  965. 4:59 PM <DrScottJonas> 4df+5 MEL
  966. 4:59 PM <GMadness_> The bullets bounce off! And ricochet towards Wilson's feet!
  967. 4:59 PM <Glacon> DrScottJonas: MEL: 5 (4df+5=0, 0, +, -)
  968. 4:59 PM <Wixelt> "Do you see anything else working?!
  969. 4:59 PM <DrScottJonas> (shit sorry)
  970. 4:59 PM <Wixelt> *"
  971. 5:00 PM <GMadness_> The crowbar has no effect!
  972. 5:00 PM <Wixelt> (Pdef?)
  973. 5:00 PM <GMadness_> (no it misses his feet)
  974. 5:00 PM <Wixelt> Wilson jumps in surprise, bouncing backwards.
  975. 5:00 PM <Talonair> "THE BULLETS ARE BOUNCING"
  976. 5:00 PM <Talonair> *BOUNCIN'
  977. 5:00 PM <GMadness_> 4df+6 Hills fires a point blank volley into Dana
  978. 5:00 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: Hills fires a point blank volley into Dana: 7 (4df+6=-, +, +, 0)
  979. 5:01 PM <Wixelt> "And so is your makeshift bludgeon, it would appear- Shit!"
  980. 5:01 PM <Talonair> 4df+6 (PDEF+BWAG)
  981. 5:01 PM <Glacon> Talonair: (PDEF+BWAG): 6 (4df+6=-, +, -, +)
  982. 5:01 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel grins. "These ones don't bounce..." She cocks her handcannon, but jumps at the bang.
  983. 5:02 PM <GMadness_> Dana, the bullets glance off and graze your side! And then he pulls out another revolver to aim at Ethel!
  984. 5:02 PM <GMadness_> 4df+6 ETHEL YOU HAVE BEEN SHOT AT
  985. 5:02 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: ETHEL YOU HAVE BEEN SHOT AT: 5 (4df+6=+, -, -, 0)
  986. 5:02 PM <RosyBud> "Ethel!"
  987. 5:02 PM <SpookyBee> 4df+4 No, fuck /you/.
  988. 5:02 PM <Glacon> SpookyBee: No, fuck /you/.: 6 (4df+4=+, 0, +, 0)
  989. 5:02 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel looks like she's having none of his shit.
  990. 5:02 PM <GMadness_> The shot whiffs and sails past Ethel's ear!
  991. 5:03 PM <RosyBud> Sophia just stays crouched.
  992. 5:03 PM <GMadness_> and now, time for his daring escape!
  993. 5:03 PM <GMadness_> Everyone, MDEF!
  994. 5:03 PM <Aphex_> Can Hans attempt to subdue via INTIM?
  995. 5:03 PM <Talonair> 4df+5
  996. 5:03 PM <Glacon> Talonair: 4 (4df+5=-, 0, +, -)
  997. 5:03 PM <SpookyBee> How many PHEALTH has everyone lost in total?
  998. 5:03 PM <RosyBud> 4df+3 mdeg
  999. 5:03 PM <Glacon> RosyBud: mdeg: 3 (4df+3=+, 0, -, 0)
  1000. 5:03 PM <SpookyBee> 4df+3 MDEF
  1001. 5:03 PM <Glacon> SpookyBee: MDEF: 5 (4df+3=+, 0, 0, +)
  1002. 5:03 PM <RosyBud> *Mdef
  1003. 5:03 PM <Aphex_> 4df+4 Guess not?
  1004. 5:03 PM <Glacon> Aphex_: Guess not?: 4 (4df+4=+, +, -, -)
  1005. 5:03 PM <Wixelt> 4df+6 Finally, something Wilson's actually good at
  1006. 5:03 PM <Glacon> Wixelt: Finally, something Wilson's actually good at: 7 (4df+6=0, -, +, +)
  1007. 5:03 PM <SpookyBee> (This is necessary to know, BTW, it'll affect the next roll Ethel makes.)
  1008. 5:04 PM <Wixelt> (Wilson's lost 1)
  1009. 5:04 PM <Aphex_> (No idea how many Hans has lost)
  1010. 5:04 PM <DrScottJonas> 4df+3 mdef
  1011. 5:04 PM <Glacon> DrScottJonas: mdef: 5 (4df+3=0, +, +, 0)
  1012. 5:04 PM ⇐ %DiePotato quit (uid70445@tinker.tater.soldier.fry) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
  1013. 5:04 PM <Wixelt> (You really ought to keep a track of that Aphex_)
  1014. 5:05 PM <RosyBud> (sophia has lost 2)
  1015. 5:06 PM <GMadness_> Everyone but Ethel, Wilson and Andy are affected by the steam that shoots out of every pore in the geezer's skin! It smells like death, and feels like you're being boiled alive!
  1016. 5:06 PM <Wixelt> Wilson jumps backwards in surprise, avoiding the steam.
  1017. 5:07 PM <GMadness_> Ethel, Wilson, and Andy, you feel as if you're in a hot sauna. It's actually kind've soothing.
  1018. 5:07 PM <Talonair> Dana reels back, gritting her teeth to avoid screaming
  1019. 5:07 PM <RosyBud> Sophia yells in pain.
  1020. 5:07 PM <Aphex_> Hans stumbles back! He seethes in pain.
  1021. 5:07 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel steps directly up to him, and...
  1022. 5:07 PM <Wixelt> Wilson notes, this, but then note Sophia's (and presumably the others) reactions and frowns heavily.
  1023. 5:08 PM <Wixelt> Wilson scowls. He removes his crowbar from his belt.
  1024. 5:08 PM <GMadness_> And the geezer... Isn't there anymore?
  1025. 5:08 PM <GMadness_> Whaaaa?
  1026. 5:08 PM <RosyBud> The yelling from Sophia becomes louder and louder.
  1027. 5:08 PM <SpookyBee> "... Huh?"
  1028. 5:08 PM <Wixelt> "...uh..." Wilson grimaces.
  1029. 5:08 PM <RosyBud> (Then who was phone?)
  1030. 5:08 PM <SpookyBee> 4df+4 PERC Where he go?!
  1031. 5:08 PM <Glacon> SpookyBee: PERC Where he go?!: 5 (4df+4=+, +, 0, -)
  1032. 5:08 PM <GMadness_> The steam clears after a moment.
  1033. 5:08 PM <Talonair> Dana looks around. ".... FUCKIN'-"
  1034. 5:08 PM <Talonair> 4df+7 She looks around as well
  1035. 5:08 PM <Glacon> Talonair: She looks around as well: 6 (4df+7=0, 0, -, 0)
  1036. 5:08 PM <Wixelt> Wilson spins around, going full perception mode to find this guy
  1037. 5:08 PM <RosyBud> Sophia stops yelling and stands up, shaken.
  1038. 5:08 PM <GMadness_> Ethel... There's something breathing on your shoulder.
  1039. 5:08 PM <Wixelt> 4df+10 Eagleyes
  1040. 5:08 PM <Glacon> Wixelt: Eagleyes: 8 (4df+10=0, -, 0, -)
  1041. 5:09 PM <GMadness_> Dana, there's something breathing on Ethel's shoulder
  1042. 5:09 PM <GMadness_> Wilson, there's something breathing... on Ethel's shoulder.
  1043. 5:09 PM <Talonair> How big is this something?
  1044. 5:09 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel does a fancy heel-spin, pointing the revolver at chest level. "Hello."
  1045. 5:09 PM <Wixelt> Wilson's eyes go wide, before spinning around and raising his SMG.
  1046. 5:10 PM <GMadness_> Ethel, you're pointing at a metal joint. This is biiiiig. Like at least, twelve feet tall. And it laughs.
  1047. 5:10 PM <Aphex_> Hans lies on the ground, his revolver raised!
  1048. 5:10 PM <Talonair> ".... Well fuck."
  1049. 5:10 PM <Wixelt> Wilson pales "Well then...."
  1050. 5:10 PM <RosyBud> "...."
  1051. 5:10 PM <Talonair> 4df+8 BEAN BAG ITS FACE
  1052. 5:10 PM <Glacon> Talonair: BEAN BAG ITS FACE: 11 (4df+8=+, 0, +, +)
  1053. 5:10 PM <GMadness_> 4df+9 And swipes Ethel to the side with a large metal pincer.
  1054. 5:10 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: And swipes Ethel to the side with a large metal pincer.: 7 (4df+9=-, -, 0, 0)
  1055. 5:10 PM <SpookyBee> 4df+4 pls nu
  1056. 5:10 PM <Glacon> SpookyBee: pls nu: 3 (4df+4=-, 0, +, -)
  1057. 5:11 PM <GMadness_> 4df+7 AW SHIt THESE BEANS AGAIN!
  1058. 5:11 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: AW SHIt THESE BEANS AGAIN!: 10 (4df+7=0, +, +, +)
  1059. 5:11 PM <DrScottJonas> 4df+5 MEL Andy bravely tries to hit it with his crowbar
  1060. 5:11 PM <Glacon> DrScottJonas: MEL Andy bravely tries to hit it with his crowbar: 7 (4df+5=+, +, -, +)
  1061. 5:11 PM <Wixelt> 4df+3 Wilson raises the SMG and fires
  1062. 5:11 PM <Glacon> Wixelt: Wilson raises the SMG and fires: 3 (4df+3=-, -, +, +)
  1063. 5:12 PM <RosyBud> Sophia rushes over to Ethel to help once more.
  1064. 5:12 PM <Wixelt> (Add one to that GMadness_)
  1065. 5:12 PM <Wixelt> (Got the roll wrong)
  1066. 5:12 PM <RosyBud> 4df+6 (+6 if emergency)
  1067. 5:12 PM <Glacon> RosyBud: (+6 if emergency): 6 (4df+6=+, -, +, -)
  1068. 5:12 PM <Aphex_> 4df+9 (RNG+S2) Goddamn that's //big//
  1069. 5:12 PM <Glacon> Aphex_: (RNG+S2) Goddamn that's //big//: 6 (4df+9=0, -, -, -)
  1070. 5:12 PM <GMadness_> One hits him in the eye, and it's more a minor inconvenience than anything. Ethel, you go flying into the sheriff's office. -2PHEALTH
  1071. 5:13 PM <RosyBud> (Wait, is sophia able to get to her?)
  1072. 5:13 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel crashes around, and eventually gets up... "Oh, shit!"
  1073. 5:13 PM <GMadness_> Also, head back to #hi Sophia can follow
  1074. 5:13 PM <GMadness_> 4df+7 THIS IS MY FINAL FORM!
  1075. 5:13 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: THIS IS MY FINAL FORM!: 7 (4df+7=-, +, -, +)
  1076. 5:14 PM <GMadness_> Your bullets and your crowbar do nothing.
  1077. 5:14 PM <Wixelt> (Wait, only those towo?)
  1078. 5:14 PM <GMadness_> If anyone wants to help and follow them, go ahead!
  1079. 5:14 PM <Talonair> 4df+6 (PERS+BWAG) "Look, I'm tryin' /real/ 'ard to /not/ kill you right now, so if you would /kindly/ just /give the fuck up/ you can still keep on livin'."
  1080. 5:14 PM <Glacon> Talonair: (PERS+BWAG) "Look, I'm tryin' /real/ 'ard to /not/ kill you right now, so if you would /kindly/ just /give the fuck up/ you can still keep on livin'.": 5 (4df+6=0, +, -, -)
  1081. 5:15 PM <Wixelt> Wilson backs up, giving himself time to reload... hopefully.
  1082. 5:15 PM <GMadness_> 4df+10 MDEF. "No."
  1083. 5:15 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: MDEF. "No.": 11 (4df+10=+, 0, +, -)
  1084. 5:15 PM <GMadness_> 4df+9 He swipes a pincer at Dana, and sprays steam in her face.
  1085. 5:15 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: He swipes a pincer at Dana, and sprays steam in her face.: 9 (4df+9=+, 0, -, 0)
  1086. 5:15 PM <Talonair> 4df+6 TANKING IT
  1087. 5:15 PM <Glacon> Talonair: TANKING IT: 7 (4df+6=-, +, +, 0)
  1088. 5:16 PM <Wixelt> (or not)
  1089. 5:17 PM <GMadness_> Dana, you get a large cut across you stomach. Isn't deep, though. -1PHEALTH.
  1090. 5:17 PM <Talonair> She hisses in pain, then tries to grab the arm
  1091. 5:17 PM <Talonair> To climb him
  1092. 5:17 PM <GMadness_> Strength!
  1093. 5:17 PM <GMadness_> And AGILITY!
  1094. 5:17 PM <GMadness_> COMBINED@
  1095. 5:17 PM <Wixelt> Wilson finishes reloading and opens fire on an area that Dana isn't climbing.
  1096. 5:17 PM <Talonair> Wuh?
  1097. 5:17 PM <DrScottJonas> Can Andy look at it for weaknesses?
  1098. 5:17 PM <Wixelt> 4df+4
  1099. 5:17 PM <Glacon> Wixelt: 4 (4df+4=0, +, -, 0)
  1100. 5:17 PM <Talonair> Do I add them together?
  1101. 5:18 PM <Talonair> Or two separate rolls?
  1102. 5:18 PM <GMadness_> Together
  1103. 5:18 PM <GMadness_> Andy can!
  1104. 5:19 PM <Talonair> 4df+12 (AGI+STR+RI Because climbing)
  1105. 5:19 PM <Glacon> Talonair: (AGI+STR+RI Because climbing): 11 (4df+12=+, -, -, 0)
  1106. 5:19 PM <Wixelt> Can Wilson, and what roll would that be?
  1107. 5:19 PM <DrScottJonas> 4df+4 ENGI, +4 if there's any electronic components
  1108. 5:19 PM <Glacon> DrScottJonas: ENGI, +4 if there's any electronic components: 3 (4df+4=0, 0, -, 0)
  1109. 5:19 PM <GMadness_> You make it to his shoulder! ENGI roll to detect weakness
  1110. 5:19 PM <Wixelt> 4df+4 Eng
  1111. 5:19 PM <Glacon> Wixelt: Eng: 6 (4df+4=0, +, 0, +)
  1112. 5:20 PM <Talonair> She draws her revolver and starts shooting him in the neck and head
  1113. 5:20 PM <Talonair> 4df+7 (RNG+ACSOS)
  1114. 5:20 PM <Glacon> Talonair: (RNG+ACSOS): 6 (4df+7=0, 0, -, 0)
  1115. 5:20 PM <GMadness_> Wilson, there's a small opening where Ethel shot the geezer in the thigh!
  1116. 5:21 PM <Wixelt> "Hey" Wilson calls over to Andy, then gestures to the opening.
  1117. 5:21 PM <GMadness_> 4df+7 This time, baby, I'll be, Buuuuulletproof
  1118. 5:21 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: This time, baby, I'll be, Buuuuulletproof: 10 (4df+7=+, 0, +, +)
  1119. 5:21 PM <DrScottJonas> Andy nods, and swings his crowbar at the opening
  1120. 5:21 PM <DrScottJonas> 4df+5 MEL
  1121. 5:21 PM <Glacon> DrScottJonas: MEL: 4 (4df+5=0, -, -, +)
  1122. 5:21 PM <Wixelt> He cocks his gun, then getting as close as he dares, opens fire on it (presumably when Andy isn't right next to it)
  1123. 5:22 PM <Wixelt> 4df+4
  1124. 5:22 PM <Glacon> Wixelt: 4 (4df+4=0, -, +, 0)
  1125. 5:22 PM <GMadness_> 4df+4 my only weakness!
  1126. 5:22 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: my only weakness!: 6 (4df+4=0, +, +, 0)
  1127. 5:22 PM <Aphex_> 4df+9 (RNG+S2) Hans follows up with some shots of his own! He fires at the legs.
  1128. 5:22 PM <Glacon> Aphex_: (RNG+S2) Hans follows up with some shots of his own! He fires at the legs.: 9 (4df+9=+, 0, -, 0)
  1129. 5:22 PM <Talonair> ".... Oh fuck you."
  1130. 5:22 PM <GMadness_> Nope, your guns are useless! Except for Hans. Hans makes him stumbe again.
  1131. 5:22 PM <GMadness_> stumble*
  1132. 5:23 PM <Wixelt> Wilson raises an eyebrow, then goes over to Hans
  1133. 5:23 PM <GMadness_> Well, bad move Wilson.
  1134. 5:23 PM <Aphex_> He's still on his back, given the whole knee thing.
  1135. 5:23 PM <GMadness_> 4df+9 Because he was swiping at Hans next.
  1136. 5:23 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: Because he was swiping at Hans next.: 11 (4df+9=0, +, +, 0)
  1137. 5:23 PM <Wixelt> As best he can, he bodges together a basic set of signs, which jist of is [Whatever you're doing, keep doing it.]
  1138. 5:23 PM <GMadness_> Both of you, PDEF.
  1139. 5:23 PM <Wixelt> He probably gets cut off though
  1140. 5:24 PM <Talonair> Who rolls?
  1141. 5:24 PM <GMadness_> Wilson and Hans!
  1142. 5:24 PM <Aphex_> 4df+5 lol I'm dead already
  1143. 5:24 PM <Glacon> Aphex_: lol I'm dead already: 3 (4df+5=-, 0, -, 0)
  1144. 5:24 PM <Wixelt> 4df+3 "Aw come on..."
  1145. 5:24 PM <Glacon> Wixelt: "Aw come on...": 3 (4df+3=-, 0, +, 0)
  1146. 5:24 PM <GMadness_> Both of you are immediately knocked away and are out for the count!
  1147. 5:24 PM <Wixelt> (Damage?)
  1148. 5:24 PM <Talonair> Dana takes her jacket off and tries to get it around his face
  1149. 5:25 PM <RosyBud> (4)
  1150. 5:25 PM <DrScottJonas> "... fuck."
  1151. 5:25 PM <GMadness_> -4PHEALTH.
  1152. 5:25 PM <Wixelt> Wilson crash lands somewhere, barely clinging to life at 2ph
  1153. 5:25 PM <GMadness_> Dana, strength.
  1154. 5:26 PM <Talonair> 4df+5 I AM STRONG
  1155. 5:26 PM <Glacon> Talonair: I AM STRONG: 4 (4df+5=-, 0, -, +)
  1156. 5:26 PM <GMadness_> 4df+6 NO I AM
  1157. 5:26 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: NO I AM: 9 (4df+6=+, +, +, 0)
  1158. 5:26 PM <GMadness_> You manage to put it on for a second. Then, with his pincer, the geezer picks you up and holds you to his face.
  1159. 5:27 PM <RosyBud> Sophia exists?
  1160. 5:27 PM <SpookyBee> ETHEL EXISTS MOTHER FUCKER.
  1161. 5:27 PM <Talonair> She struggles
  1162. 5:27 PM <DrScottJonas> Andy swings for it's leg, again!
  1163. 5:27 PM <Talonair> Aiming her revolver at its face
  1164. 5:27 PM <DrScottJonas> 4df+5 MEL You can do it!
  1165. 5:27 PM <GMadness_> "I am Zachary Hills. Why are you killing my children?"
  1166. 5:27 PM <Glacon> DrScottJonas: MEL You can do it!: 4 (4df+5=-, +, -, 0)
  1167. 5:27 PM <RosyBud> "What.."
  1168. 5:27 PM <GMadness_> 4df+9 SWIPE AT ANDY, PDEF REQUIRED.
  1169. 5:27 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: SWIPE AT ANDY, PDEF REQUIRED.: 7 (4df+9=-, -, -, +)
  1170. 5:28 PM <DrScottJonas> No dodging?
  1171. 5:28 PM <GMadness_> Oh, that too!
  1172. 5:28 PM <Talonair> "We're tryin' to save them."
  1173. 5:28 PM <DrScottJonas> AGI debuff still in effect?
  1174. 5:28 PM <GMadness_> "I only see you hurting them." Yes, debuff is in effect.
  1175. 5:29 PM <GMadness_> Shen: "GET HER DOWN, I CAN'T GET A CLEAR SHOT!"
  1176. 5:29 PM <DrScottJonas> 4df+7 AGI+TSSS Andy tries to run the fuck away
  1177. 5:29 PM <Glacon> DrScottJonas: AGI+TSSS Andy tries to run the fuck away: 8 (4df+7=0, 0, 0, +)
  1178. 5:29 PM <RosyBud> "How do I do that?!"
  1179. 5:29 PM <Talonair> 4df+6 (PERS+BWAG) "Yea, the rest of these guys don't get the idea of 'non lethal', but I promise we're tryin'."
  1180. 5:29 PM <Glacon> Talonair: (PERS+BWAG) "Yea, the rest of these guys don't get the idea of 'non lethal', but I promise we're tryin'.": 5 (4df+6=0, 0, 0, -)
  1181. 5:29 PM <SpookyBee> Can Ethel go berserk and try to stumble him?
  1182. 5:31 PM <GMadness_> 4df+10 MDEF Hills frowns. "You are going to put them in a cage and take them away from me, aren't you?"
  1183. 5:31 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: MDEF Hills frowns. "You are going to put them in a cage and take them away from me, aren't you?": 12 (4df+10=+, 0, 0, +)
  1184. 5:32 PM <GMadness_> Ethel can
  1185. 5:32 PM <SpookyBee> 4df+3 MDEF...
  1186. 5:32 PM <Glacon> SpookyBee: MDEF...: 1 (4df+3=-, -, -, +)
  1187. 5:32 PM <RosyBud> "Come on! SHOOT IT ALREADY SHEN!"
  1188. 5:32 PM <SpookyBee> TRIGGERED.
  1189. 5:32 PM <Talonair> 4df+6 (PERS+BWAG) "We want to /'elp/ them, get them home to their families!"
  1190. 5:32 PM <Glacon> Talonair: (PERS+BWAG) "We want to /'elp/ them, get them home to their families!": 6 (4df+6=+, 0, -, 0)
  1191. 5:32 PM <GMadness_> "HE'S HOLDING YOUR FUCKIN' COMMANDER, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN 'SHOOT IT ALREADY'?!"
  1192. 5:32 PM <SpookyBee> 4df+7 MEL Ethel charges in for a tackle on this fuckers knees... Time to eat shit.
  1193. 5:33 PM <Glacon> SpookyBee: MEL Ethel charges in for a tackle on this fuckers knees... Time to eat shit.: 7 (4df+7=-, -, +, +)
  1194. 5:33 PM <RosyBud> "DANA GET DOWN!"
  1195. 5:33 PM <Talonair> "I CAN'T FUCKIN' GET DOWN IT'S GRABBIN' ME YOU VIOLENT NUTTERS!"
  1196. 5:33 PM <GMadness_> 4df+7 I think his knees are a little taller than Ethel.
  1197. 5:33 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: I think his knees are a little taller than Ethel.: 8 (4df+7=+, -, 0, +)
  1198. 5:33 PM <RosyBud> 4df+6 (+6 if emergency) Sophia runs over to wilson and hans to treat them.
  1199. 5:33 PM <Glacon> RosyBud: (+6 if emergency) Sophia runs over to wilson and hans to treat them.: 6 (4df+6=+, 0, 0, -)
  1200. 5:34 PM <DrScottJonas> Andy tries, once more, to bash his leg with a crowbar
  1201. 5:34 PM <DrScottJonas> 4df+5 MEL pls
  1202. 5:34 PM <Glacon> DrScottJonas: MEL pls: 4 (4df+5=-, 0, 0, 0)
  1203. 5:34 PM <GMadness_> She doesn't even do anything. "The only one here with a pure purpose is her." Hills points a pincer to Sophia. "She hasn't tried to attack anything."
  1204. 5:34 PM <GMadness_> 4df+7 Nope.
  1205. 5:34 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: Nope.: 7 (4df+7=+, 0, 0, -)
  1206. 5:35 PM <Talonair> "FOR FUCK'S SAKE I'M /TRYIN'/ TO NEGOTIATE WITH 'IM, JUST STOP 'ITTIN' 'IM WITH THINGS FOR A SECOND."
  1207. 5:35 PM <RosyBud> "Wha.."
  1208. 5:35 PM <Wixelt> (Health please...)
  1209. 5:35 PM <Aphex_> (What he said ^)
  1210. 5:35 PM → Soulless_ joined (~Soulless@synIRC-ABCBE3C7.dyn.optonline.net)
  1211. 5:37 PM <GMadness_> Hans and Wilson, both of you recover 2 PHEALTH, from Sophia healing the hell out of you. Hans, your ribs and your knee is sore and your aim is shaky at best. -2 RNG. Wilson, you can't find the strength to even lift your gun.
  1212. 5:37 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel prepares for a new attack...
  1213. 5:37 PM <GMadness_> 4df+9 Hills kicks Ethel away.
  1214. 5:37 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: Hills kicks Ethel away.: 9 (4df+9=-, 0, 0, +)
  1215. 5:37 PM <RosyBud> "There!"
  1216. 5:37 PM <SpookyBee> 4df+4 pls no
  1217. 5:37 PM <Glacon> SpookyBee: pls no: 7 (4df+4=+, 0, +, +)
  1218. 5:37 PM <RosyBud> "Ethel!"
  1219. 5:37 PM <Wixelt> "Ugh..."
  1220. 5:37 PM <Wixelt> "I feel like i've been hit by a train..."
  1221. 5:37 PM <SpookyBee> I think I'll just hug your knee instead.
  1222. 5:38 PM ⇐ Soulless quit (w@nts.to.get.inside.the.comfort.of.your.skull) Ping timeout: 185 seconds
  1223. 5:38 PM <Aphex_> Hans does his best to scramble away.
  1224. 5:38 PM <Wixelt> Wilson groans, struggling to sit up.
  1225. 5:38 PM Soulless_ → Soulless
  1226. 5:39 PM <GMadness_> 4df+7 I JUST KICKED MY OWN LEG DAMNIT
  1227. 5:39 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: I JUST KICKED MY OWN LEG DAMNIT: 9 (4df+7=+, 0, 0, +)
  1228. 5:39 PM <GMadness_> It doesn't faze him.
  1229. 5:39 PM <Talonair> "GUYS JUST STOP FOR ONE SECOND FUCK."
  1230. 5:39 PM <GMadness_> 4df+8
  1231. 5:39 PM <RosyBud> Sophia looks around in confusion.
  1232. 5:39 PM <SpookyBee> (Glacon pls)
  1233. 5:39 PM <DrScottJonas> Andy lowers his crowbar
  1234. 5:39 PM <RosyBud> She has absolutely no clue what to do with all the injured.
  1235. 5:40 PM <GMadness_> 4df+8
  1236. 5:40 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: 9 (4df+8=+, +, 0, -)
  1237. 5:40 PM <Wixelt> Wilson staggers forward, clutching the parts that hurt (so everywhere basically)
  1238. 5:40 PM <Aphex_> Hans has stopped! He lays back, still obviously hurt. He keeps his hand on his revolver.
  1239. 5:40 PM <GMadness_> 4df+4
  1240. 5:40 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: 5 (4df+4=+, -, +, 0)
  1241. 5:40 PM <RosyBud> Sophia rushes over to Hans and Wilson once more.
  1242. 5:40 PM <Wixelt> He uses his crowbar as a crutch
  1243. 5:40 PM <RosyBud> 4df+6 medical help (+6 if emergency)
  1244. 5:40 PM <Glacon> RosyBud: medical help (+6 if emergency): 5 (4df+6=0, 0, -, 0)
  1245. 5:41 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel takes her initiative, and draws her steel-knuckled trench-knife because fuck you.
  1246. 5:41 PM <GMadness_> "You're not worth my time, little doll." Hills throws Dana near Sophia. More like a toss, really.
  1247. 5:42 PM <RosyBud> ~DAMMMMIT~
  1248. 5:42 PM <Talonair> "Wh- OOF."
  1249. 5:42 PM <Wixelt> "Little doll..."
  1250. 5:42 PM <Wixelt> Wilson scowls.
  1251. 5:42 PM <SpookyBee> 4df+7 MEL+AB Like bumping your shin on a table, but a lot lot lot worse.
  1252. 5:42 PM <Glacon> SpookyBee: MEL+AB Like bumping your shin on a table, but a lot lot lot worse.: 8 (4df+7=-, +, 0, +)
  1253. 5:42 PM <DrScottJonas> ~this is a mess~
  1254. 5:42 PM <RosyBud> 4df+6 Sophia takes the time to help out Dana with her medical skills.
  1255. 5:42 PM <Glacon> RosyBud: Sophia takes the time to help out Dana with her medical skills.: 6 (4df+6=+, -, -, +)
  1256. 5:42 PM ⇐ LilySleep quit (Mia@is.the.cutest.and.best) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
  1257. 5:42 PM <GMadness_> Wilson, you notice Shen loading a shell into a fuckin' Howitzer.
  1258. 5:42 PM <GMadness_> 4df+7 You can't shank me
  1259. 5:43 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: You can't shank me: 5 (4df+7=-, -, 0, 0)
  1260. 5:43 PM <SpookyBee> FUCKIG /WATCH ME/
  1261. 5:43 PM <Wixelt> He looks up at Hills, "Is there absolutely anything we can say to you to make you stop all of this?"
  1262. 5:43 PM <SpookyBee> And unfortunately, it wasn't the blade... Ethel just punched him at full strength with steel knuckles.
  1263. 5:43 PM <RosyBud> Sophia turns to Hills. "Please stop! They just want to talk!"
  1264. 5:43 PM <GMadness_> HE IS SHANKED! And now he's just angry. Ethel, he picks you up, then turns to Wilson. "Stop what? You are the ones who need to stop."
  1265. 5:44 PM <RosyBud> "Ethel stop, you're going to get killed!"
  1266. 5:44 PM <GMadness_> "She hasn't stopped." Hills points to Ethel. "Why should I?"
  1267. 5:44 PM <RosyBud> "Ethel please.."
  1268. 5:44 PM <DrScottJonas> "Can we please decide if we're fighting him or not?!"
  1269. 5:44 PM <Wixelt> "You kidnapped children, experimented immorally- Ethel. Stand down!"
  1270. 5:44 PM <Talonair> "For fuck's sake- EVERYONE JUST STOP!"
  1271. 5:44 PM <Talonair> "PLEASE FOR FUCK'S SAKE JUST STOP."
  1272. 5:45 PM <Talonair> "Look, we can talk about this like reasonable fuckin' people, can we just 'ave our teammate back?"
  1273. 5:46 PM <GMadness_> "Hmph." Hills throws the battered Ethel at Dana. "Do you know who we are?" Shen gets behind the howizter and takes aim.
  1274. 5:46 PM <RosyBud> "Shen!"
  1275. 5:46 PM <RosyBud> "NO!"
  1276. 5:46 PM <RosyBud> Sophia rushes to Shen.
  1277. 5:46 PM <Talonair> "Gentleman's Confederacy."
  1278. 5:46 PM <DrScottJonas> ".... why the hell are we trying to save this thing?"
  1279. 5:46 PM <RosyBud> (roll agil or..?)
  1280. 5:46 PM <Aphex_> Hans props himself up shakily. His revolver is drawn, but not aimed. ~Fuck man...this hurts...~
  1281. 5:47 PM <Wixelt> "As I was saying... you experimented on innocent people, on children, to try and achieve blasphemy through immortality. We aren't the ones that need to stop, Hills."
  1282. 5:47 PM <GMadness_> "Oh?" Hills takes a bow. Shen pushes Sophia away. "WE DON'T NEED HIM!" Shen bares his teeth and takes aim once more.
  1283. 5:47 PM <RosyBud> "I'M SORRY!" She attempts to tackle Shen.
  1284. 5:47 PM <GMadness_> "How many of those children have /I/ killed?"
  1285. 5:47 PM <RosyBud> (str right?)
  1286. 5:48 PM <GMadness_> Sure!
  1287. 5:48 PM <RosyBud> 4df+4 STR
  1288. 5:48 PM <Glacon> RosyBud: STR: 2 (4df+4=0, -, 0, -)
  1289. 5:48 PM <RosyBud> (-1)
  1290. 5:48 PM <Talonair> "Look, it wasn't our intention to kill /any/ of them."
  1291. 5:48 PM <RosyBud> (thats supposed to be a three)
  1292. 5:49 PM <GMadness_> 4df+5 He steps out of the way.
  1293. 5:49 PM <Glacon> GMadness_: He steps out of the way.: 4 (4df+5=-, 0, -, +)
  1294. 5:49 PM <Wixelt> "And they only attacked us because of what you did to them, Hills. All of this is on your head." Wilson pleas, "Please, just stand down. Stop, and we can end this peacefully."
  1295. 5:51 PM <RosyBud> (What happens to sophia?)
  1296. 5:55 PM <GMadness_> "Peace. Is there such a word?" Hills raises his pincers towards the group. They open wide, revealing a wide barrel muzzle towards the group.. "I'm afraid it isn't in my vocabulary." Sophia stays on the floor and Shen drops two cotton balls near her. S: "Put these over your ears, this is going to be loud." His are already in place.
  1297. 5:55 PM <RosyBud> "N-no, stop it!"
  1298. 5:55 PM <SpookyBee> "Oh, fuck this..." She shakes her head. "Just fire already!" She yells at Shen.
  1299. 5:55 PM <RosyBud> She tries to get over to him and push Shen away.
  1300. 5:56 PM <Wixelt> Wilson closes his eyes. "Alright then... Don't say I didn't try to stop you."
  1301. 5:56 PM <Wixelt> Wilson takes a number of steps back.
  1302. 5:56 PM <RosyBud> "Shen please!"
  1303. 5:56 PM <GMadness_> "I apologize about all th--" A loud boom occurs and half his torso disappears.
  1304. 5:56 PM <Wixelt> "Take the shot..." he sounds a little sad.
  1305. 5:56 PM <RosyBud> Sophia covers her ears.
  1306. 5:56 PM <Aphex_> Hans, being deaf, doesn't even care about covering his ears. Hell, he'll watch the shot.
  1307. 5:56 PM <RosyBud> "NO!"
  1308. 5:56 PM <Talonair> Dana flinches, instinctively ducking
  1309. 5:56 PM <DrScottJonas> ".... fucking finally."
  1310. 5:57 PM <Wixelt> Wilson stands there in shock, having heart the first half of his sentence.
  1311. 5:57 PM <RosyBud> Sophia drops to the floor.
  1312. 5:57 PM <GMadness_> Psi-7 is showered by blood, guts, and oil.
  1313. 5:58 PM <Talonair> With that done, Dana's shoulders sag. "Fuckin' Christ..."
  1314. 5:58 PM <Wixelt> Wilson doesn't move, and is coated from head to foot.
  1315. 5:58 PM <RosyBud> She stares at the remnants of the machine, on her knees.
  1316. 5:58 PM <Aphex_> Hans watches on, still shaking. ~Yeah, that was a fucking Howitzer alright...~
  1317. 5:59 PM <DrScottJonas> "Sophia, it deserved it. Besides, we tried to reason with it, and, well, it didn't listen."
  1318. 5:59 PM <RosyBud> ~I failed.~
  1319. 5:59 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel pulls herself up, slowly...
  1320. 5:59 PM <GMadness_> Shen pants over and over again. Everyone PERC
  1321. 5:59 PM <RosyBud> 4df+4 perc
  1322. 5:59 PM <Glacon> RosyBud: perc: 3 (4df+4=0, +, -, -)
  1323. 5:59 PM <DrScottJonas> 4df+4
  1324. 5:59 PM <Glacon> DrScottJonas: 6 (4df+4=-, +, +, +)
  1325. 6:00 PM <SpookyBee> 4df+4 PERC
  1326. 6:00 PM <Glacon> SpookyBee: PERC: 5 (4df+4=+, 0, -, +)
  1327. 6:00 PM <Aphex_> 4df+3 My eyes suck and I can't hear
  1328. 6:00 PM <Glacon> Aphex_: My eyes suck and I can't hear: 3 (4df+3=-, -, +, +)
  1329. 6:00 PM <Talonair> 4df+4 (+3 if threat)
  1330. 6:00 PM <Glacon> Talonair: (+3 if threat): 5 (4df+4=+, +, -, 0)
  1331. 6:01 PM <Wixelt> 4df+6
  1332. 6:01 PM <Glacon> Wixelt: 5 (4df+6=0, 0, 0, -)
  1333. 6:01 PM <Wixelt> Wilson shakes his head, looking a little empty emotionally.
  1334. 6:01 PM <RosyBud> ~Nobody listened.~
  1335. 6:02 PM <DrScottJonas> Andy is just glad that the thing is dead
  1336. 6:02 PM <GMadness_> Andy, Ethel, Dana and Wilson. You hear a soft crying coming from the Postal Office. Hans, you see a hand flailing under some debris in the railroad building. Sophia, you see someone dart away from the window in the General Store.
  1337. 6:03 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel starts cooling down, and shakes her head.. Her body is no longer pumping with adrenaline, and she falls over. Nopedy nope.
  1338. 6:03 PM <DrScottJonas> Andy rushes to the post office
  1339. 6:03 PM <Wixelt> Wilson goes over to Sophia. "I'm sorry." he sounds sad and empty, Sophia, "I..." he trails off when he hears the sound.
  1340. 6:03 PM <Talonair> Dana trudges over there, drawing her revolver again
  1341. 6:03 PM <Wixelt> He walks in that direction
  1342. 6:03 PM <RosyBud> Sophia runs to the general stoor.
  1343. 6:03 PM <RosyBud> *store
  1344. 6:03 PM <Wixelt> He makes no effort to get out any kind of weapon
  1345. 6:03 PM <Aphex_> Hans brings himself to stand, then limps over to the railroad building. He draws his revolver.
  1346. 6:04 PM <GMadness_> Whoever goes to the general store, head to #hi, Hans stay here, and postal office in #hi2
  1347. 6:06 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel just kind of rests herself against a wall so she doesn't strain herself more.
  1348. 6:07 PM <Aphex_> Hans limps to the railroad building, Python in hand.
  1349. 6:14 PM <GMadness_> The hand flails wildly. Whoever is under there is panicking wildly
  1350. 6:15 PM <Aphex_> Hans holsters the Python, gets on his knees, then starts digging.
  1351. 6:16 PM <Wixelt> Wilson staggers back outside.
  1352. 6:17 PM <GMadness_> STR Hans.
  1353. 6:18 PM <Aphex_> 4df+3 He mutters things in German.
  1354. 6:18 PM <Glacon> Aphex_: He mutters things in German.: 1 (4df+3=+, -, -, -)
  1355. 6:18 PM <Aphex_> Yeah, those injuries really are not helping.
  1356. 6:18 PM <GMadness_> It's a slow process. Wilson, you can see Hans trying to dig out a hand from the rubble that was the railroad office
  1357. 6:19 PM <Wixelt> He staggers over. "What now..."
  1358. 6:19 PM <Wixelt> Remembering Hans is deaf, he taps him on the shoulder.
  1359. 6:19 PM <Aphex_> "?!" He seems a little angry, perhaps desperate as he whips around
  1360. 6:20 PM <GMadness_> Wilson, there's a hand flailing from the rubble.
  1361. 6:20 PM <Wixelt> Wilson gestures to the hand, and then gives him a questioning look.
  1362. 6:21 PM <RosyBud> Sophia walks back somewhere, carrying a nine year old.
  1363. 6:21 PM <Aphex_> He slurs out something. "Graben..."
  1364. 6:21 PM <GMadness_> Shen goes over to the two in the rubble. ".. The hell is going on here?"
  1365. 6:22 PM <Aphex_> 4df+3 Hans goes back to digging the poor soul out.
  1366. 6:22 PM <Glacon> Aphex_: Hans goes back to digging the poor soul out.: 3 (4df+3=-, +, 0, 0)
  1367. 6:22 PM <GMadness_> You can see his face! It's bleeding a lot.
  1368. 6:23 PM <DrScottJonas> Andy presumably rejoins the group
  1369. 6:23 PM <Aphex_> Can the kid be pulled out?
  1370. 6:23 PM <GMadness_> You can try. And Wilson can help
  1371. 6:23 PM <Aphex_> 4df+3 (STR) Pulling small child out!
  1372. 6:23 PM <Glacon> Aphex_: (STR) Pulling small child out!: 1 (4df+3=-, -, 0, 0)
  1373. 6:23 PM <Wixelt> Wilson stares for second in shock, then helps
  1374. 6:23 PM <Aphex_> And failing to do so.
  1375. 6:24 PM <Wixelt> 4df+2 Helping
  1376. 6:24 PM <Glacon> Wixelt: Helping: 5 (4df+2=+, +, 0, +)
  1377. 6:24 PM <GMadness_> Shen joins in as well!
  1378. 6:24 PM <DrScottJonas> Andy just watches
  1379. 6:24 PM <DrScottJonas> Too many cooks, after all
  1380. 6:24 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel rests on a wall.
  1381. 6:24 PM <Wixelt> For someone who's been completely curb stomped today, Wilson has a surprising amount of energy left.
  1382. 6:24 PM <GMadness_> Together, they manage to pull out a small boy!
  1383. 6:25 PM <RosyBud> Sophia just keeps carrying the nine year old.
  1384. 6:25 PM <Aphex_> Hans stumbles back after finally pulling the kid from the debris.
  1385. 6:25 PM <GMadness_> Shen gestures to the car. The small boy is around six to seven years old.
  1386. 6:25 PM <GMadness_> He doesn't say or do anything, the boy just stares upwards in shock.
  1387. 6:26 PM <Aphex_> Hans looks him square in the eyes. He picks the kid up, fireman style.
  1388. 6:27 PM <RosyBud> Sophia heads to the car.
  1389. 6:27 PM <GMadness_> The boy is skinny and therefore is hefted up easily. He doesn't make a noise.
  1390. 6:27 PM <Wixelt> Wilson shakes his head, looking somewhere between annoyed and just plain sad.
  1391. 6:27 PM <Wixelt> He heads back to the car
  1392. 6:27 PM <Aphex_> Hans follows, limping to the car.
  1393. 6:28 PM <Aphex_> He hums an old tune, stopping every now and again because //pain//.
  1394. 6:28 PM <GMadness_> A few jeeps arrive, holding quite a few agents. "We'll take it from here." Shen lands in the driver's seat, exhausted. The howizter stands, still smoking.
  1395. 6:29 PM <DrScottJonas> Andy returns to the car
  1396. 6:29 PM <SpookyBee> Ethel decides to get up and skidaddle to the car.
  1397. 6:29 PM <RosyBud> Sophia gets in the car after putting down the boy where the other agents are.
  1398. 6:30 PM <GMadness_> After everyone steps in the car, they get back to the site!
  1399. 6:30 PM <GMadness_> Everyone who took damage is taken to medical, Sammy remains at the wheel of the car.
  1400. 6:31 PM <DrScottJonas> fin?
  1401. 6:31 PM <GMadness_> Fin.
  1402.  
  1403. #homeimprovement2
  1404. 6:05 PM <DrScottJonas> Andy arrives at the post office?
  1405. 6:05 PM <Talonair> Dana trudges to the postal office
  1406. 6:05 PM <Wixelt> Wilson staggers into the postal office behind everyone else.
  1407. 6:06 PM <GMadness_> A grunt is there, curled into a ball and holding his head.
  1408. 6:07 PM <GMadness_> He's laying in a puddle of tears and piss.
  1409. 6:07 PM <Wixelt> Wilson frowns, "Please tell me we aren't going to kill him..."
  1410. 6:07 PM <Talonair> 4df+6 (PERS+BWAG) She holsters her revolver. "'ey, we're not goin' to 'urt you."
  1411. 6:08 PM <Wixelt> "Oh thank god, I don't think I can take much more today..." he shakes his head, glancing away
  1412. 6:08 PM <Talonair> 02:08:08 <Glacon> Talonair: 7 (4df+6=+, -, 0, +) (Pasted from OOC)
  1413. 6:08 PM <GMadness_> 4df+3 MDEF ".. Who are you?" The boy is shivering.
  1414. 6:08 PM <GMadness_> fuck.
  1415. 6:09 PM <GMadness_> 4df+3 MDEF ".. Who are you?" The boy is shivering.: -1 (4df+3=-, -, -, -)
  1416. 6:10 PM <Talonair> "People who want to 'elp you get back to your family."
  1417. 6:10 PM <DrScottJonas> Andy nods
  1418. 6:11 PM <GMadness_> He opens his arms, in need for a hug. "Where's my momma? And pa?" On closer inspection, his left foot and eye have metal grafted onto them.
  1419. 6:11 PM <Talonair> She hugs him. "We
  1420. 6:12 PM <DrScottJonas> "We don't know now... but we'll find them. I promise."
  1421. 6:12 PM <Talonair> *We'll find them."
  1422. 6:12 PM <Wixelt> Wilson nods, still glancing away
  1423. 6:14 PM <GMadness_> He continues shivering and sobs harder. "He said he was my new papa.. That my old one didn't love me enough.."
  1424. 6:15 PM <DrScottJonas> "He was a liar."
  1425. 6:16 PM <Wixelt> Wilson scowls, the little bit of sympathy he had for what seemed like a cut-off apology evaporates at that comment. "He mutters to himself and heads out.
  1426. 6:17 PM <GMadness_> "Can we go? I wanna go..." The boy's eyes are wide in fright.
  1427. 6:17 PM <DrScottJonas> "Yes, we can go."
  1428. 6:19 PM <GMadness_> And they do! Shen comes in. "Cmon', I got a transport ready and waiting. Let's take these kids back to site first. More agents will arrive for the rest later."
  1429. 6:20 PM <DrScottJonas> "Alright," Andy turns to the kid. "Follow me, if you can."
  1430. 6:21 PM <GMadness_> Dana presumably carries him out.
  1431. 6:21 PM <DrScottJonas> Andy follows her out
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