Horizon Floof joined.
Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ joined.
Format:
[Gen 7] Monotype
Sleep Clause Mod: Limit one foe put to sleep
Species Clause: Limit one of each Pokémon
OHKO Clause: OHKO moves are banned
Moody Clause: Moody is banned
Evasion Moves Clause: Evasion moves are banned
Endless Battle Clause: Forcing endless battles is banned
HP Percentage Mod: HP is shown in percentages
Swagger Clause: Swagger is banned
Same Type Clause: Pokémon in a team must share a type
Horizon Floof's team:
Cobalion / Infernape / Gallade / Buzzwole / Keldeo / Terrakion
Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ's team:
Gengar / Nidoking / Beedrill / Toxapex / Crobat / Skuntank
☆Horizon Floof: Time to see just how much of a failure I am
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: come on shini
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: it's garbage can
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: not garbage can't
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: Kappa
☆Horizon Floof: I'm just saying
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: jk
☆Horizon Floof: no way I'm getting 4
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: you can do this
Almighty Pine Tree joined.
Almighty Pine Tree: when you're done with that
Almighty Pine Tree: fight me
Smittywyo joined.
Almighty Pine Tree: you slut
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: yes, yes
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: i saw your challenge
Almighty Pine Tree: I have an unbeatable team
Almighty Pine Tree: it's never lost a single game
VizzerDrix joined.
Battle between Horizon Floof and Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ started!
Go! Reality (Terrakion)!
Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ sent out Baedrill (Beedrill)!
Turn 1
Smittywyo: >unbeatable team
Smittywyo: >I just beat it
Smittywyo: Same thing
Almighty Pine Tree: you shut your mouth
Smittywyo: really
Almighty Pine Tree: whore
VizzerDrix: i've got this battle in the bag feelsgd
Almighty Pine Tree: dri
Almighty Pine Tree: tell smitty he's a little cum-guzzler
Almighty Pine Tree: please
Almighty Pine Tree: feelstrump
Alliance - Miku joined.
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: what
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: who leads
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: terrak
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: lelepn
Smittywyo: People who aren't soft
☆Horizon Floof: Reality
VizzerDrix: but how would me saying it change smitty's opinion
☆Horizon Floof: hits hard
☆Horizon Floof: like a fucking wall
Almighty Pine Tree: because I need you to call him a cum-guzzler
Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ withdrew Baedrill (Beedrill)!
Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ sent out muk sux (Skuntank)!
Reality used Rock Polish!
Reality's Speed rose sharply!
Turn 2
☆Horizon Floof: With arms
Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ left.
SpreadFire joined.
Alliance - Miku: He RQ
Alliance - Miku: Kappa
Smittywyo: And he ran off
Smittywyo: Classic coward
Almighty Pine Tree: xaa
Alliance - Miku: total bellend
☆Horizon Floof: If only unity worked
Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ joined.
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: ok
Almighty Pine Tree: little do we know
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: i lose
Almighty Pine Tree: he's actually
Alliance - Miku: nothing's changed since lotus has it smitty?
Reality used Earthquake!
It's super effective!
The opposing muk sux lost 74% of its health!
The opposing muk sux used Poison Jab!
It's not very effective...
Reality lost 27% of its health!
The opposing muk sux lost some of its HP!
Turn 3
Alliance - Miku: Kappa
Alliance Monions joined.
Almighty Pine Tree: sash acrobatics skunk
Almighty Pine Tree: alas
Reality used Rock Slide!
A critical hit!
The opposing muk sux lost 16% of its health!
The opposing muk sux fainted!
Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ sent out Thicc.- (Toxapex)!
Turn 4
Reality used Earthquake!
It's super effective!
The opposing Thicc.- lost 46% of its health!
The opposing Thicc.- surrounded itself with its Z-Power!
The opposing Thicc.- used Z-Stockpile!
The opposing Thicc.- restored its HP using its Z-Power!
The opposing Thicc.- stockpiled 1!
The opposing Thicc.-'s Defense rose!
The opposing Thicc.-'s Special Defense rose!
Turn 5
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: oh, it's weak af
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: ok
Almighty Pine Tree: 0
Reality used Earthquake!
It's super effective!
The opposing Thicc.- lost 33% of its health!
The opposing Thicc.- used Stockpile!
The opposing Thicc.- stockpiled 2!
The opposing Thicc.-'s Defense rose!
The opposing Thicc.-'s Special Defense rose!
Turn 6
Reality, come back!
Go! Not a Horse (Cobalion)!
The opposing Thicc.- used Recover!
The opposing Thicc.- restored its HP.
Turn 7
Smittywyo: Crit right here
Not a Horse used Stealth Rock!
Pointed stones float in the air around the opposing team!
The opposing Thicc.- used Scald!
Not a Horse lost 17% of its health!
Turn 8
Almighty Pine Tree: crit wouldn't kill
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: inb4 roar
Not a Horse used Taunt!
The opposing Thicc.- fell for the taunt!
The opposing Thicc.- used Scald!
Not a Horse lost 18% of its health!
Turn 9
Smittywyo: Roar Coballion
Smittywyo: Right here
Almighty Pine Tree: taunt
Not a Horse used Thunder Wave!
The opposing Thicc.- is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
The opposing Thicc.- used Scald!
Not a Horse lost 19% of its health!
Not a Horse was burned!
Not a Horse was hurt by its burn!
Turn 10
Almighty Pine Tree: gasp
Almighty Pine Tree: ctea
Almighty Pine Tree: illegal
Almighty Pine Tree: I call bs
Not a Horse, come back!
Go! Maybe A Horse (Keldeo)!
The opposing Thicc.- used Scald!
It's not very effective...
Maybe A Horse lost 9% of its health!
Maybe A Horse was burned!
Maybe A Horse was hurt by its burn!
The opposing Thicc.-'s taunt wore off!
Turn 11
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: xaa
Maybe A Horse used Hidden Power!
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
The opposing Thicc.- lost 72% of its health!
The opposing Thicc.- used Stockpile!
The opposing Thicc.- stockpiled 3!
The opposing Thicc.-'s Defense rose!
The opposing Thicc.-'s Special Defense rose!
Maybe A Horse was hurt by its burn!
Turn 12
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: aww
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: i wanted to tox that
Maybe A Horse used Hidden Power!
It's super effective!
The opposing Thicc.- lost 17% of its health!
The opposing Thicc.- used Recover!
The opposing Thicc.- restored its HP.
Maybe A Horse was hurt by its burn!
Turn 13
Alliance - Miku: unless you live under a rock pine.
Alliance - Miku: everyone runs taunt
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: pls no para
Alliance - Miku: on coba
Alliance - Miku: :P
Almighty Pine Tree: duh
Smittywyo: That was almost really bad
Maybe A Horse used Hidden Power!
It's super effective!
The opposing Thicc.- lost 18% of its health!
The opposing Thicc.- used Recover!
The opposing Thicc.- restored its HP.
Maybe A Horse was hurt by its burn!
Turn 14
Almighty Pine Tree: but that doesn't mean
Almighty Pine Tree: it's not illegal cteam
Maybe A Horse used Hidden Power!
It's super effective!
The opposing Thicc.- lost 18% of its health!
The opposing Thicc.- used Scald!
It's not very effective...
Maybe A Horse lost 9% of its health!
Maybe A Horse was hurt by its burn!
Turn 15
Maybe A Horse used Hidden Power!
It's super effective!
The opposing Thicc.- lost 18% of its health!
The opposing Thicc.- used Recover!
The opposing Thicc.- restored its HP.
Maybe A Horse was hurt by its burn!
Turn 16
Maybe A Horse used Hidden Power!
It's super effective!
The opposing Thicc.- lost 18% of its health!
The opposing Thicc.- used Stockpile!
But it failed!
Maybe A Horse was hurt by its burn!
Turn 17
Maybe A Horse used Hidden Power!
It's super effective!
The opposing Thicc.- lost 20% of its health!
The opposing Thicc.- used Stockpile!
But it failed!
Maybe A Horse was hurt by its burn!
Turn 18
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: so
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: when are you going gallade
Smittywyo: Hey guys
VizzerDrix: barkbaa when are you going to slip meme into your testing?
Smittywyo: What has 1000 Defense and is AIDs
☆Horizon Floof: When I know I'm not going to get Scald
Smittywyo: ?
Almighty Pine Tree: Drix
Almighty Pine Tree: when are you going to call smitty a cum-guzzler
Smittywyo: Humper stop being a chode-chomper
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: for the psycho cut crit
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: FUCK
Maybe A Horse used Hidden Power!
It's super effective!
The opposing Thicc.- lost 18% of its health!
The opposing Thicc.- is paralyzed! It can't move!
Maybe A Horse was hurt by its burn!
Turn 19
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: I FORGOT
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: TO SALT
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: MY PORK CHOPS
VizzerDrix: when he turns into a bellsprout
Smittywyo: The worst of mistakes
VizzerDrix: oh wait my bellsprout is named gum cuzzler
VizzerDrix: xaa
Almighty Pine Tree: Says the sack-sucker
VizzerDrix: barkbaa do you even season fam
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: feelsemo
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: this is why we don't test
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: while cooking
Maybe A Horse used Hidden Power!
It's super effective!
The opposing Thicc.- lost 19% of its health!
The opposing Thicc.- used Recover!
The opposing Thicc.- restored its HP.
Maybe A Horse was hurt by its burn!
Turn 20
VizzerDrix: do you even cook barkbaa
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: yeah
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: winter, summer
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: those are my seasons
Smittywyo: He is from a Third-World Country with a Space Pope as their ruler
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: Kappa
Almighty Pine Tree: who uses
Almighty Pine Tree: salt
VizzerDrix: seasoning tv dinners aren't actually meals lelelol
Smittywyo: He doesn't even know what Thyme is
Almighty Pine Tree: when you can use
Almighty Pine Tree: Sodium Chloride
Almighty Pine Tree: or even Tide Pods
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: yes i do
Almighty Pine Tree: for maximum flavor
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: it's that thing clocks are for
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: feelsgd
VizzerDrix: i need some new ideas for ways to season a steak
Almighty Pine Tree: Horizon Wolfram the type a' nigga to go to chipotle and sue because he finds a bay leaf in his shit
Maybe A Horse used Hidden Power!
It's super effective!
The opposing Thicc.- lost 17% of its health!
The opposing Thicc.- used Stockpile!
But it failed!
Maybe A Horse was hurt by its burn!
Turn 21
VizzerDrix: or a new marinade
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: LOL
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: HOLD UP
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: BAY LEAF
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: !dt bayleef
NFE
BayleefGrassOvergrowLeaf GuardHP
60Atk
62Def
80SpA
63SpD
80Spe
60BST
405
Dex#: 153 |  Gen: 2 |  Height: 1.2 m |  Weight: 15.8 kg (40 BP) |  Dex Colour: Green |  Egg Group(s): Monster, Grass |  Evolution: Meganium (32)
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: lelepn
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: lelepn
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: lelepn
Almighty Pine Tree: no stop
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: lelepn
Smittywyo: >
VizzerDrix: xaa
Smittywyo: Dense
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: WHY HAVE I JUST
Almighty Pine Tree: this isn't a pokemon reference
Smittywyo: Mother fucker
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: NOTICED THAT
Almighty Pine Tree: you dense motherfucker
Maybe A Horse, come back!
Go! Not a Horse (Cobalion)!
The opposing Thicc.- used Recover!
The opposing Thicc.- restored its HP.
Not a Horse was hurt by its burn!
Turn 22
Horizon Solana joined.
Not a Horse used Taunt!
The opposing Thicc.- fell for the taunt!
The opposing Thicc.- used Scald!
Not a Horse lost 17% of its health!
Not a Horse was hurt by its burn!
Turn 23
Horizon Solana: Tr rock? krab
VizzerDrix: i wonder if he knows what cilantro is
Not a Horse used Iron Head!
It's not very effective...
The opposing Thicc.- lost 1% of its health!
The opposing Thicc.- used Scald!
Not a Horse lost 10% of its health!
Not a Horse fainted!
Alliance - Miku: total complete and utter bellend LMAO
Smittywyo: Yeah its soap
Almighty Pine Tree: I bet he'd go buy weed in high school
Alliance - Miku: Cilantro
Go! Deku (Gallade)!
Turn 24
Almighty Pine Tree: and get sold oregano
Almighty Pine Tree: and not know the difference
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: XAA
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: xaa
Alliance - Miku: americans *faceplants*
Deku's Galladite is reacting to the Key Stone!
Deku has Mega Evolved into Mega Gallade!
Deku used Swords Dance!
Deku's Attack rose sharply!
The opposing Thicc.- used Scald!
Deku lost 16% of its health!
The opposing Thicc.-'s taunt wore off!
Turn 25
Deku used Swords Dance!
Deku's Attack rose sharply!
The opposing Thicc.- used Scald!
Deku lost 15% of its health!
Turn 26
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: ok no
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: stop that
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: right now
Deku used Psycho Cut!
It's super effective!
The opposing Thicc.- lost 64% of its health!
The opposing Thicc.- used Scald!
A critical hit!
Deku lost 23% of its health!
Turn 27
Horizon Solana: doIt
Smittywyo: You dead doggo
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: REEEEE
Deku used Psycho Cut!
It's super effective!
The opposing Thicc.- lost 35% of its health!
The opposing Thicc.- fainted!
Almighty Pine Tree: classic
Horizon Solana: Pupperlamb
Alliance - Miku: you mean corriander btw
Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ sent out STRONK BAT (Crobat)!
Pointed stones dug into the opposing STRONK BAT!
Turn 28
Horizon Solana: YAS
Horizon Solana: patGASM
Alliance - Miku: its corriander not cilantro
Deku used Shadow Sneak!
The opposing STRONK BAT lost 67% of its health!
The opposing STRONK BAT used Brave Bird!
It's super effective!
Deku lost 46% of its health!
The opposing STRONK BAT is damaged by the recoil!
Deku fainted!
The opposing STRONK BAT fainted!
Horizon Ninja joined.
Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ sent out Kaiser (Nidoking)!
Go! All Might (Buzzwole)!
Pointed stones dug into the opposing Kaiser!
Turn 29
All Might used Earthquake!
It's super effective!
The opposing Kaiser lost 95% of its health!
The opposing Kaiser fainted!
[All Might's Beast Boost!]
All Might's Attack rose!
Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ sent out Abruast (Gengar)!
Pointed stones dug into the opposing Abruast!
Turn 30
Horizon Solana: KKrab
Almighty Pine Tree: balloon
Almighty Pine Tree: gengar
All Might used Earthquake!
It's super effective!
The opposing Abruast lost 88% of its health!
The opposing Abruast fainted!
[All Might's Beast Boost!]
All Might's Attack rose!
Almighty Pine Tree: BOOOOOOO
Horizon Solana: Rekt pupperlamb
Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ sent out Baedrill (Beedrill)!
Pointed stones dug into the opposing Baedrill!
Turn 31
Alliance - Miku: cilantro sounds like something someone with no knowledge of how to make soap would
Almighty Pine Tree: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
☆Horizon Wolfram - ⓕ⓪⓪ⓓ: WELP
The opposing Baedrill's Beedrillite is reacting to the Key Stone!
The opposing Baedrill has Mega Evolved into Mega Beedrill!
The opposing Baedrill used Poison Jab!
All Might lost 47% of its health!
All Might used Earthquake!
The opposing Baedrill lost 76% of its health!
The opposing Baedrill fainted!
Horizon Floof won the battle!