on 1:TEXT:!8ball *:#:{
  set %8ball $rand(1,8)
  msg $chan 7 $nick 7Is Shaking Up The 8ball
  if ((%8ball == 1)) msg $chan 7 8Ball Answers 7: 2 Yes
  if ((%8ball == 2)) msg $chan 7 8Ball Answers 7: 2 No Way
  if ((%8ball == 3)) msg $chan 7 8Ball Answers 7: 2 Highly Doubt It
  if ((%8ball == 4)) msg $chan 7 8Ball Answers 7: 2 Are You Crazy!?!?!
  if ((%8ball == 5)) msg $chan 7 8Ball Answers 7: 2 Of Course
  if ((%8ball == 6)) msg $chan 7 8Ball Answers 7: 2 Im Sure
  if ((%8ball == 7)) msg $chan 7 8Ball Answers 7: 2 Never In A Million Years
  if ((%8ball == 8)) msg $chan 7 8Ball Answers 7: 2 Its Been Destined
}