Saturday, October 15, 2011
12:47 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: hello
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12:49 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: there are some advanced options you can toggle to give yourself an edge in the game
12:49 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: in the main menu yo ushould see a button that says advanced options
12:49 PM - MmKay: like whatr
12:49 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: i would turn on "play a hit sound every time you injure and enemy"
12:49 PM - MmKay: in the console
12:49 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: not in the console
12:50 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: in the main menu when you hit ESC
12:50 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: there is a button in the lower right corner called advanced options
12:50 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: i would also turn on "display damage done as text over your targer"
12:50 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: target
12:50 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: this way you know if you hit your enemy and how much you damaged him
12:51 PM - MmKay: cool
12:51 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: there are also some class specific options, such as letting your medigun continue healing wotuhout holding down the mouse button
12:52 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: and displaying a marker over your heal target
12:52 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: and some others, but those are the best ones
12:52 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: you can also customize your HUD if you wish
12:52 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: and there are some performance options, replay options, and the misc. options
12:53 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: for example, you can disable custom sprays and trade requests
12:53 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: check it out when you can
12:53 PM - MmKay: cool will do
12:53 PM - MmKay: thx
12:53 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: no prob
12:53 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: by the by, there's a big sale in that mann, co store
12:53 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: they even redesigned it
12:54 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: your call though
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2:33 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: i guess i'm a good pubsoldier
2:53 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: giving the enemy false intel can work
2:53 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: like going up to the gate as a class, taunting, going back, then switching class and not going to the gate until the start of the round
2:53 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: hohoho
2:53 PM - MmKay: LOL
2:53 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: also, switching classes after a team member switches teams
2:55 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: of course, most players might not take that advice
2:55 PM - MmKay: :p
2:55 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: i find just always remaining alert is the best course of action
2:56 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: or, stay hidden until the gate opens
2:57 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: heavy is pretty pwoerful in small games like this
2:57 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: so it is FISTS TIME
2:58 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: or ANOTHER CLASS TIME
2:58 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: seriously they are
2:59 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: i'll buy your two name tags off you once you go premium
2:59 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: unless you have a good name idea
2:59 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: in which case i'll buy any remaining
2:59 PM - MmKay: LOL OK
3:00 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: sometimes i wish there was a proper spy melee
3:00 PM - MmKay: Y
3:00 PM - MmKay: a
3:01 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: so hey, want another free weapon
3:02 PM - MmKay: MY INVENTORY IS FULL
3:02 PM - MmKay: :\
3:02 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: fret not
3:02 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: i will check your BP and suggest items to delete
3:02 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: they will be replaced by a weapon you hopefully haven't had yet
3:02 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: also, did you hear about weapon trials?
3:02 PM - MmKay: no
3:03 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: almost all the weapons are available on a six day trial period from the store - you can try them to their full extent for free, and you can buy them at a reduced price during that time
3:04 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: okay
3:05 PM - MmKay: Cool
3:05 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: see all those mann. co supply crates in your backpack?
3:05 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: unless yo uwant to buy a key or two to open one, delete them
3:05 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: because they are useless
3:06 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: so yeah, first and foremost get rid of those crates
3:07 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: cool
3:08 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: 7 more spaces, that's good
3:08 PM - MmKay: Ya
3:09 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: demoknights are cool
3:10 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: unfortunately, you do not have any of the weapons to become one
3:10 PM - MmKay: :|
3:10 PM - MmKay: that sucks what do i need
3:10 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: well, i'll try and get the basic essentials to you
3:10 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: then maybe get you some additional swords
3:10 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: first you need a demo shield
3:10 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: that lets you charge, bash enemies and get free crits
3:10 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: then you need a sword
3:11 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: you could use your bottle i suppose but that's not what you want to do
3:11 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: you want to run in and chop off your enemy's head to gain his power
3:11 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: or something
3:11 PM - MmKay: WITH THE BOTTLE
3:11 PM - MmKay: ?
3:11 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: you can if you want
3:11 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: i'll get you the shield first, so yo ucan practice with the bottle
3:12 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: once you get the sword, hopefully you'll be able to get some heads
3:23 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: lol should i tell him you're f2p
3:24 PM - MmKay: lol
3:24 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: pyros are good too
3:24 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: at the basic level you have w+m1 pyros who rush forward and spam fire until everyone dies
3:24 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: people hate these pyros
3:25 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: then you have those who prefer to shoot flares
3:25 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: or shotguns
3:25 PM - MmKay: lol
3:25 PM - MmKay: i like projectiles
3:25 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: possibly while doing the w+m1
3:25 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: rockets are cool
3:26 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: then you have puff and sting
3:27 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: degreaser+axtinguisher, lets you light the target on fire, maybe puff them away to disorient them, then they quickly switch to axtinguisher to critkill very fast
3:27 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: people also hate these pyros
3:27 PM - MmKay: cool
3:28 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: you also need some pyro weapons, to this end
3:29 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: that really sucks
3:29 PM - MmKay: ya :\
3:29 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: i mean capping and losing like that
3:30 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: dunno what robin walker was mad at
3:30 PM - MmKay: i kno what was that all about
3:31 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: 2fort lol
3:31 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: i'll either spectate or fool around
3:31 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: unless another guy joins
3:32 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: i'll probably get to trading for your weapons soon anyway
3:34 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: there goes my connection
3:34 PM - MmKay: mine too
3:34 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: must be the server
3:35 PM - MmKay: ya
3:36 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: well, so much for crits
3:36 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: i'm gonna go try and get some weapons now
3:36 PM - MmKay: OK
3:36 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: demoknight and pyro
3:36 PM - MmKay: cool man
3:36 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: now trading is a bit of a shifty business, i wouldn't jump in yourself without telling me first
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3:37 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: it is also very weird and meta
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3:37 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: also, that medic class token
3:37 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: if you're planning to craft a medic weapon, by all means keep it
3:38 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: if not, i would suggest either deleting it or seeing if you can sell it
3:38 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: all they do is specify a class in crafting recipes
3:38 PM - MmKay: ya ill be crafting and looking everything up when i upgrade
3:38 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: like weapon slot tokens
3:38 PM - MmKay: way before  i trade
3:38 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: yes, it is good to have a supply of different weapons to kill with
3:39 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: i have almost every weapon in the game, and voraciously looking for the ones i don't have...and some strange weapons too
3:39 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: strange weapons have a kill counter
3:39 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: for example, my strange black box has 3 kills
3:39 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: i prefer the rocket launcher, which is also trange
3:39 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: it's got 100 kills :p
3:40 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: i know my strange rocket launcher has about 100 kills because it's got that kill counter, is painted a warm, inviting shade of orange and is called and "uncharitable" rocket launcher
3:40 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: whatever, i'll get to trading
3:40 PM - MmKay: k
3:40 PM - MmKay: srry i joined another game
3:40 PM - MmKay: hehe
3:40 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: no problem
3:41 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: some trade servers let you play normally...ish while trading
3:41 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: sometimes i go there less to trade and more to kill maggots
3:41 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: er, trader tribals, lolol
3:42 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: i should also think you need the liberty launcher
3:42 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: it is IMO the most powerful launcher
3:42 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: it will probably get nerfed but until then it is good
3:42 PM - MmKay: cool
3:42 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: the rocket speed is increased, but there are only 3 rockets
3:43 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: of course, most of the time your targer is dead by 3 rockets
3:43 PM - MmKay: hopefully anyway...
3:43 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: also, the reserve shooter is a soldier and pyro weapon - only 3 shells, but weapon switch speed is slightly increased and it crits airborne targets in the first 3 seconds of drawing it
3:43 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: migth be useful
3:43 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: might
3:44 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: well, i'll see what i can get first
3:46 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: as for strange weapons, i wouldn't worry too much about getting them unless yo usee one you really want - i myself like to put funny names on them and amuse/piss off people - it's like a "pissed-off" counter
3:49 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: fuck, weapon traders are expensive
3:49 PM - MmKay: lol
3:50 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: i got a demo shield, axtinguisher, backburner and a homewrecker - the homewrecker doesn't do as much damage to players but it has much increased damage against buildings AND it removes sappers in one hit. yo ucan be an engineer's best friend wit hthis baby
3:50 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: and they're all yours sooner or later
3:50 PM - MmKay: awesome
3:51 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: there are two kinds of demo shield - the chargin' targe was the first one, it offers buffs against explosive and fire damage, and it lets you charge with your weapon. near the end of the charge, your weapon will shoot crits. unfortunately, you stand a low chance of bashing someone with the shield, much less killing them. i've only got like 4 targe kills myself
3:52 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: the splendid screen is the newer shield. it offers less fire/explosive vulnerability, but the targe always damages an enemy if it hits, and it deals damage from this attack no matter how near or far the target is when you hit it
3:52 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: i got the latter shield, the splendid screen
3:56 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: also, two medic melees i'd liek to get you
3:56 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: they will make you a better medic
3:57 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: the solemn vow is a bust of hippocrates, a famous ancient doctor, that lets you see the health of your enemies with no downside
3:57 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: the amputator is a bonesaw that lets you taunt to restore the health of all allies close to you, with no downside
3:58 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: i mean they seriously will make you a better medic
3:58 PM - MmKay: ya ive seen those
3:58 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: i haven't got much left to buy weapons with, but i'll get what i can
4:07 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: hm
4:26 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: well i finally got a liberty launcher
4:26 PM - MmKay: cool
4:26 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: unfortunately, i don't have enough left to get more weapons right now - only a wrangler (i doubt i will be able to trade that 1:1 for something for you), and a genuine short circuit i'd rather save and sell for yours truly
4:26 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: so i'll just stop for now and give you what i got
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4:27 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: i'm goign to trade you very soon
4:27 PM - MmKay: K
4:30 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: so, you there?
4:31 PM - MmKay: BRB Like 10  min.
4:31 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: okay!
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4:46 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: so, you back?
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4:53 PM - MmKay: back
4:53 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: cool
4:53 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: weapons INCOMIIIIIING
4:53 PM - MmKay: lol
4:53 PM - MmKay: need a dispenser here!
4:53 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: nope
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4:53 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney] crit wrench
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4:54 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: i will wait until yo uare in the server
4:54 PM - MmKay: k
4:55 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: so anyway we found a secret area in the map and this guy says that area is onl yfor admins/vips and if we don't leave he'll get us banned
4:55 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: and we're all like FUCK OFF
4:55 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: feel free to join us, there's an engie teleporter
4:55 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: in our spawn
4:55 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: RED spawn
4:55 PM - MmKay: cool lol
4:55 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: well, red has more playerd
4:55 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: players
4:55 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: how about i escort you?
4:55 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: i will be the heavy in the towering pillar of hats
4:55 PM - MmKay: ok
4:57 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: hm
4:57 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: looks like red is open for hte monent
4:57 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: assume you're still downloading
4:58 PM - MmKay: yup
4:59 PM - MmKay: lotsa suff to d/l
4:59 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: looks like the secret area was invaded
4:59 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: join me and help retake it, why don't you
5:00 PM - MmKay: which class should i be
5:00 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: any i guess
5:00 PM - MmKay: k
5:00 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: well idunno if it as actually invaded
5:00 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: whatever, i need to get you those weapons
5:00 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: 5 weapons in all
5:01 PM - MmKay: wow
5:01 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: actually, never mind the invasion
5:01 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: we'll play it by ear
5:05 PM - MmKay: taking forrrrrever
5:09 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: well we can find a different server
5:09 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: you don't have to be on the same server to trade
5:09 PM - MmKay: no its gettin there
5:10 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: allright
5:10 PM - MmKay: slowly
5:12 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: this guy is advertising his modded server
5:12 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: on voicechat
5:12 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: hohohohoh
5:12 PM - MmKay: lol
5:15 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: he changed the game wildly
5:15 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: i mean on his server
5:16 PM - MmKay: good or bad
5:16 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: sounds bad
5:16 PM - MmKay: lol\
5:18 PM - MmKay: alot of music on this server?
5:18 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: nope
5:18 PM - MmKay: hmm downloading mostly sounds
5:18 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: well iunno
5:20 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: how far are you
5:20 PM - MmKay: 1 more bar
5:20 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: cool
5:25 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: join red eh
5:25 PM - MmKay: k
5:26 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: hm
5:26 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: i'l only be able to get you 2 more weapons unless you delete some you don't want or go premium
5:26 PM - MmKay: k
5:27 PM - MmKay: tyhx man
5:27 PM - MmKay: this server is laggy
5:27 PM - MmKay: very laggy
5:27 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: guess it is
5:27 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: don't blame you
5:27 PM - MmKay: lol
5:28 PM - MmKay: no fun when its that laggy
5:29 PM - MmKay: is the short circuit any good
5:29 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: not too much
5:29 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: i have it but i almost lever use it
5:29 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: never use it
5:29 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: did yo ufind it?
5:29 PM - MmKay: no justy looking
5:29 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: i see
5:30 PM - MmKay: i want the righteous bison
5:30 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: well i can't blame you
5:31 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: lasers after all
5:31 PM - MmKay: i need to find a battalions backup to craft
5:32 PM - MmKay: machina lookos awesome
5:32 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: it is
5:32 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: yo ucan't fire when unscoped and it leaves tracer rounds
5:32 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: but on full charge it does more damage and penetrates multiple targets
5:32 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: it's for the sniper on the go i assume
5:33 PM - MmKay: ya i would love that gun]
5:33 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: it also plays a really annoying fanfare sound clip when you get a doublekill
5:33 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: so yes yo uwould love it
5:33 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: you get to kill AND troll people
5:33 PM - MmKay: lol
5:33 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: i myself will be getting a strange version and re-naming it "Annoying Asshole's Armament"
5:33 PM - MmKay: haha
5:33 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: i got lots of name ideas
5:36 PM - MmKay: hey how do you charge as demo
5:37 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: the right mouse button
5:37 PM - MmKay: ive only had the bottle and grenade dont know if you can charge with those
5:37 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: if you have the shield equipped yo ucan charge with any weapon
5:37 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: so yo ucan charge with both weapons
5:38 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: good for charghing sentries wit hthe loch n load, a 2-grenade launcher with more damage but grenades don't bounce and you damage yourself more
5:40 PM - MmKay: coolness
5:40 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: yes it is coolness
5:40 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: i need to get you an eyelander or a sword of that ilk
5:40 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: there are various demo melees
5:41 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: the eyelander and various reskins is a sword - it takes off 25 max hp when you srart but each kill takes a head, and gives oyu more max hp and heads
5:42 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: when you get to 4 heads, it maxes out at 210 hp and you run almost as fast as a scout
5:42 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: the persian persuader makes all ammo picked up turn into health and makes your shield recharge faster
5:43 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: the pain train is a soldier and demoman weapon, gives you double capturing power with slightly increased bullet vulnerability
5:44 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: the half zatoichi is also a soldier and demoman weapon, once you get it out if you don't switch it back in time you cannot put it back, it is honorbound. you have to kill someone, which restores you to full hp, to switch weapons.
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5:44 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: the frying pan is a reskin melee for the soldier and demo, from left 4 dead 2, all it does is make an annoying CLONG sound
5:47 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: the claidheamhhor increases the targe duration but takes 15 max hp
5:47 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: and no random crits
5:47 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: also, the eyelander and reskins and various swords have long melee range and no random crits
5:47 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: so does the claidheamhhor
5:48 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: and the scotsman;s skullcutter has more damage and a long range but decreases your move speed
5:48 PM - MmKay: ya i need to get a sword
5:48 PM - MmKay: or 2
5:48 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: i'll try and get you some swords when i can
5:48 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: maybe you might find one!
5:49 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: also, some swords have a tauntkill
5:49 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: swing the swords around, kill someone
5:49 PM - MmKay: ya i ve seen
5:49 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: anyway i've had enough tf2 for today and possibly this week
5:50 PM - MmKay: lol cool i gtg to man ttyl
5:50 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: hope you'll enjoy these weapons, and remember to thank me if you go premium
5:50 PM - MmKay: thx alot 4 weapons
5:50 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: your call
5:50 PM - MmKay: i will
5:50 PM - MmKay: thx later
5:50 PM - Mister Ed [Baloney]: alright!
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