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Giantree Dream Diary Collection: Late 2016

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  1. October 24
  2. [20:00:57] <Giantree> i napped because i felt weirdly groggy
  3. [20:01:12] <Giantree> after trying to fight a boss that i was way underleveled for and is NUTS hard
  4. [20:01:19] <Giantree> and then had a dream
  5. [20:01:25] <Giantree> about fighting it for hours at a time
  6. [20:01:27] <Giantree> and it was easy
  7. [20:01:37] <Giantree> and didn't realize i didn't actually beat it until a while after waking back up
  8. [20:01:48] <@SumDumD00d> dream training
  9. [20:01:52] <Giantree> YEAH
  10. [20:02:51] <Giantree> well, it's "difficult" in the "metric fuckton of hp and weapons not upgraded enough to do significant damage to it" sense, which was nobody's fault but my own
  11. [20:03:05] <Giantree> it IS the point where my favorite track in the soundtrack plays though
  12. [20:03:08] <Giantree> feels wonderful
  13. [20:03:23] <Giantree> by which i mean
  14. [20:03:28] <Giantree> it played in loop in the entire dream
  15. [20:03:29] <Giantree> too
  16. [20:03:30] <Giantree> duh
  17. [20:05:39] <@SumDumD00d> nice
  18. [20:05:48] <@SumDumD00d> i don't think zak works in my dreams
  19. [20:05:59] <Giantree> shame
  20. [20:06:08] <Giantree> i know i've told some tales before
  21. [20:06:16] <Giantree> where specific tracks get stuck in my head
  22. [20:06:22] <Giantree> sometimes ones i haven't heard in years
  23. [20:06:39] <Giantree> this is the first time in the while when it's been one i WANT to hear
  24. [20:44:41] <Giantree> SO IT TURNS OUT I WAS RETARDED
  25. [20:44:44] <Giantree> AND IT'S A GIMMICK BOSS
  26. [21:02:01] <Giantree> good god that was so silly
  27.  
  28. October 25
  29. [13:39:28] <Giantree> holy shit
  30. [13:39:32] <Giantree> i just realized
  31. [13:39:41] <Giantree> i spent all morning dreaming about playing the pokeyman sun demo
  32. [13:39:45] <Giantree> and didn't realize UNTIL NOW
  33. [13:39:49] <Giantree> that i hadn't actually played it
  34. [13:40:13] <Giantree> i even vividly remember the feeling of crushing regret when i finished it and knew that i'd be bringing ashfrog with me into the full version
  35. [13:40:26] <Giantree> and now that i realize that feeling wasn't real, it's like a weight being lifted off my shoulders
  36.  
  37. November 8
  38. [01:45:44] <Soft> i come now with a tale
  39. [01:45:47] <Soft> of a weird dream
  40. [01:45:53] <Soft> i forgot most of already
  41. [01:46:13] <Soft> so there was a guy right
  42. [01:46:17] <Soft> his real name
  43. [01:46:19] <Soft> was like
  44. [01:46:26] <Soft> really similar to "dick beater"
  45. [01:46:31] <Soft> and he got bullied for it
  46. [01:46:38] <Soft> so he became a YOUTUBE ECELEB =^-^=
  47. [01:46:47] <Soft> y
  48. [01:46:53] <Soft> and his name was like
  49. [01:46:57] <Soft> duckbeater
  50. [01:47:00] <Soft> with a number
  51. [01:47:02] <Soft> 89 i think
  52. [01:47:04] <Soft> duckbeater89
  53. [01:47:12] <@SumDumD00d> what a pro
  54. [01:47:15] <Soft> and he was mad about his name getting made fun of
  55. [01:47:18] <Soft> so he got SWOLE
  56. [01:47:23] <Soft> and his eceleb gimmick
  57. [01:47:30] <Soft> was that he would beat up anyone
  58. [01:47:32] <Soft> by request
  59. [01:47:44] <Soft> and his videos were all of people asking stuff like
  60. [01:47:48] <Soft> "can you beat up A TIGER"
  61. [01:47:52] <Soft> and he fights a tiger on video
  62. [01:47:58] <Soft> but in the dream
  63. [01:48:06] <Soft> someone asked him
  64. [01:48:08] <Soft> if he could beat
  65. [01:48:10] <Soft> himself
  66. [01:48:41] <Soft> and his video was just like 10 seconds of him pulling out some tissues and opening a tab of hentai on his pc
  67. [01:48:47] <Soft> and he says "let's find out"
  68. [01:48:49] <Soft> ftb
  69. [01:48:58] <Soft> and the screen comes on and he's like "yeah i can"
  70. [01:48:59] <Soft> and it's over
  71. [01:49:50] <@SumDumD00d> amazer
  72. [01:49:54] <@SumDumD00d> good dream
  73.  
  74. [18:23:45] <Giantburrito> the other day i had a dream about hamsters
  75. [18:23:50] <Giantburrito> i don't remember anything about it though
  76. [18:23:59] <Giantburrito> i just know a decade ago i decided to never get hamsters again
  77. [18:24:08] <Giantburrito> and in the dream i did it anyway and woke up like "why the FUCK would i do that"
  78. [18:24:16] <Giantburrito> because they would like
  79. [18:24:23] <Giantburrito> inbreed and eat their own babies
  80.  
  81. November 17
  82. [21:10:35] <Soft> pseudotale:
  83. [21:10:38] <Soft> on bikes,
  84. [21:10:43] <Soft> it's fading so i might as well blog about it
  85. [21:10:48] <Soft> i had a longass dream
  86. [21:11:05] <Soft> wherein i had an extreme case of chuunibyou, even more extreme than that which i actually have
  87. [21:11:14] <Soft> so i was convinced i had a motorcycle
  88. [21:11:37] <Soft> and would tell everybdy that i had an invisible/phantom motorcycle, but i couldn't show it to anybody
  89. [21:12:12] <Soft> and somehow i ended up in a jrpg-style battle for the future of mankind against ancient demons alongside other chuunis but i don't remember that part as vividly as the motorcycle
  90. [21:12:39] <Soft> i THINK the way it worked was like, it was some kinda persona thing where i actually did have a motorcycle
  91. [21:12:50] <Soft> but at the end, all the chuuni powers returned to another dimension or something
  92. [21:12:56] <Soft> and then i didn't actually have a motorcycle
  93. [21:13:03] <Soft> i was just some weirdo pretending to have a motorcycle
  94. [21:13:10] <Soft> while i was actually riding a regular bike
  95. [21:13:18] <Soft> and nobody knew about the battle that took place
  96. [21:13:32] <Soft> all i remember about that part was that it played out exactly like a MUD for some reason
  97. [21:13:36] <Soft> god damn i miss MUDs
  98. [21:18:06] <@SumDumD00d> were there multi users though
  99. [21:18:39] <Soft> yeah
  100. [21:18:48] <Soft> only i guess it wasn't a dungeon
  101. [21:18:54] <Soft> so that would make it a MU?
  102. [21:19:04] <Soft> it was in town and there was a massive pvp-fest
  103. [21:19:12] <Soft> while evil bandit demons or whatever were taking over
  104. [21:19:27] <Soft> my subconscious is probably rusing me on purpose because the only part i don't remember is how we saved the world
  105. [21:19:29] <Soft> i just know that we did it
  106. [21:22:35] <@SumDumD00d> good job
  107. [21:22:37] <@SumDumD00d> except
  108. [21:22:39] <@SumDumD00d> for the part
  109. [21:22:41] <@SumDumD00d> where the world
  110. [21:22:45] <@SumDumD00d> does not deserve to be saved
  111. [21:22:58] <@SumDumD00d> and demons torturing us is probably better
  112. [21:30:46] <Soft> yeah
  113. [21:36:04] <Soft> oh
  114. [21:36:05] <ThatBlendGuy> oh yuckerooney
  115. [21:36:08] <Soft> that was- NICE
  116. [21:36:08] <ThatBlendGuy>  that was- no
  117. [21:36:11] <Soft> fuck you
  118. [21:36:14] <Soft> that was the second part
  119. [21:36:21] <Soft> there was a first part
  120. [21:36:30] <Soft> which i only remember the weirdness of
  121. [21:36:43] <Soft> and i guess i'll be filling in the gaps by explaining it, but
  122. [21:36:44] <Soft> man
  123. [21:36:46] <Soft> lemme think
  124. [21:36:55] <Soft> so i was at someone's house
  125. [21:37:00] <Soft> and they had an NES?
  126. [21:37:06] <Soft> and i guess there were carts i'd never heard of
  127. [21:37:14] <Soft> so i ended up playing one in multiplayer with my dad
  128. [21:37:19] <Soft> and when it turned on it wasn't NES at all
  129. [21:37:22] <Soft> and was like
  130. [21:37:28] <Soft> a mid-2000s era AJRPG
  131. [21:37:53] <Soft> and the plot, i'm pretty sure, was romance-heavy
  132. [21:38:04] <Soft> even though the male protag could transform into a magical girl
  133. [21:38:08] <Soft> i don't know what the fuck was going on there
  134. [21:38:27] <Soft> and i guess pokémon had some influence because it took place on islands
  135. [21:38:51] <Soft> but it wasn't hawaii islands, it was more like phantom brave or something where the plot just happened to say 'yeah the continents are all islands'
  136. [21:39:11] <Soft> and it was super deep and plotty, where it took weeks to get past the first island
  137. [21:39:17] <Soft> which i thought was the end of the game
  138. [21:39:25] <Soft> but it turned out there were at least 3
  139. [21:39:29] <Soft> and i woke up before finishing it
  140. [21:39:47] <Soft> and i don't remember anything about why it was so great, but apparently the me in the dream was ready to consider it the best game ever made
  141. [21:39:50] <Soft> man, bad, feels, etc
  142. [21:39:58] <Soft> OH
  143. [21:39:59] <Soft> NO
  144. [21:40:03] <Soft> the 'somebody'
  145. [21:40:05] <Soft> was my cousin
  146. [21:40:24] <Soft> it was my cousin/aunt/uncle who live like 3 hours away, whom i haven't spoken to in over a decade
  147. [21:40:33] <Soft> and i guess i was staying with them
  148. [21:40:56] <Soft> and instead of interactcing i spent all my time in their basement addicted to a videogame they had but had never played
  149. [21:41:01] <Soft> because it was too long/hard or something
  150. [21:41:05] <Soft> yeah like a penis xddddd
  151. [21:41:36] <Soft> i also remember a part where i was sitting in front of the screen 'calibrating' it for the size of the pixels while someone was singing
  152. [21:41:41] <Soft> while fire emblem gaiden was on the screen
  153. [21:41:52] <Soft> uh
  154. [21:41:53] <Soft> end i guess
  155.  
  156. November 18
  157. [17:32:16] <Soft> dreams:
  158. [17:32:31] <Soft> the first one, i had a stand
  159. [17:32:36] <Soft> or maybe i didn't
  160. [17:32:40] <Soft> maybe everyone but me had a stand
  161. [17:32:45] <Soft> it was like
  162. [17:32:54] <Soft> i was playing nerd shit in-person
  163. [17:33:07] <Soft> and the dream perspective swapped between outside and ingame
  164. [17:33:11] <Soft> whenever it felt like it
  165. [17:33:27] <Soft> and i guess i was just some dude with a sword
  166. [17:33:30] <Soft> fighting enemy stands
  167. [17:33:41] <Soft> alongside actual stand users
  168. [17:33:54] <Soft> and we saved the king
  169. [17:33:57] <Soft> that was when i realized
  170. [17:33:58] <ThatBlendGuy> she just realized
  171. [17:34:02] <Soft> that my sword was fucked up
  172. [17:34:03] <Soft> like
  173. [17:34:06] <Soft> the hilt was like
  174. [17:34:07] <Soft> a slinky
  175. [17:34:16] <Soft> and the blade was dull as shit
  176. [17:34:24] <Soft> so i was like "shit i need a new sword"
  177. [17:34:40] <Soft> and the king was like "oh yeah sure come to the palace and you can use one of the national treasures"
  178. [17:34:43] <Soft> because we were clearly
  179. [17:34:46] <Soft> coming up on the final boss
  180. [17:34:47] <ThatBlendGuy> this is coming here :<
  181. [17:35:13] <Soft> and while i was discussing with the other players that i didn't want to actually do that because then my character would be stronger than the stand users
  182. [17:35:23] <Soft> the other players called and said they couldn't make sessions anymore
  183. [17:35:26] <Soft> and then i woke up
  184. [18:10:51] <@SumDumD00d> lol
  185. [18:10:54] <@SumDumD00d> fitting end
  186. [18:10:55] <@SumDumD00d> to dream
  187. [18:10:59] <@SumDumD00d> you got DITCHED
  188. [18:11:04] <@SumDumD00d> even ur dreams
  189. [18:11:05] <@SumDumD00d> bully u
  190.  
  191. November 19
  192. [18:28:00] <Soft> oh btw i had a dream about having a bunch of pets
  193. [18:28:02] <Soft> and they all died
  194. [18:28:28] <Soft> oh wait
  195. [18:28:33] <Soft> they were pokémon
  196. [18:28:39] <Soft> because i called them "mons" in the dream
  197. [18:28:46] <Soft> and apparently cutiefly evolved into arbok
  198. [18:28:51] <Soft> however
  199. [18:29:00] <Soft> my subconscious dream-vision didn't interpret them as mons at all
  200. [18:29:05] <Soft> and they just looked like regular animals
  201. [18:29:17] <Soft> so the 'arbok' was a BIGASS snake
  202. [18:29:20] <Soft> mine was lime green
  203. [18:29:41] <Soft> and i guess my doggo existed in the dream too
  204. [18:29:44] <Soft> and had died in the same way
  205. [18:29:51] <Soft> because i wasn't sad about him dying
  206. [18:29:59] <Soft> but the others all got eaten by another snek or something
  207. [18:30:00] <Soft> even my snek
  208. [18:30:24] <Soft> like
  209. [18:30:27] <Soft> i drove
  210. [18:30:27] <ThatBlendGuy> dude drove the skirt cuz ips that regularly browse all instagram (the joke either
  211. [18:30:32] <Soft> to my grandma's house
  212. [18:30:44] <Soft> because apparently she had a place that was like some kind of animal playground
  213. [18:30:49] <Soft> and i remember EXTREMELY FONDLY
  214. [18:30:54] <Soft> that the animals barely fit in my car
  215. [18:31:03] <Soft> so the snake wa slike hanging out the windows
  216. [18:31:05] <Soft> and they were just
  217. [18:31:06] <Soft> chillin
  218. [18:31:26] <Soft> but after i brought them there and left them outside
  219. [18:31:34] <Soft> while i played pokémon on my 3ds or something
  220. [18:31:38] <Soft> pokéception
  221. [18:31:45] <Soft> i went out and they were dead
  222. [18:31:49] <Soft> and my 3ds somehow broke too
  223. [18:31:54] <Soft> because i remember
  224. [18:31:58] <Soft> the screens were ripped apart
  225. [18:32:18] <Soft> and i was sad and crying
  226. [18:32:27] <Soft> and went back inside the building to tell them i was never coming here again
  227. [18:32:36] <Soft> and the gay boss that fired me last year was there
  228. [18:32:46] <Soft> and he was like "oh yeah that happens all the time, they even ate my snake"
  229. [18:32:48] <Soft> and i was like
  230. [18:32:50] <Soft> "fuck"
  231. [18:32:52] <Soft> and then woke up
  232. [18:33:56] <S-DD[JOIB]> man
  233. [18:34:02] <S-DD[JOIB]> you have fukken waysads
  234. [18:34:22] <Soft> at least most of it is converted into apathy now
  235.  
  236. November 27
  237. [07:34:46] <Soft> it is now
  238. [07:34:52] <Soft> giantree's dream diary hour
  239. [07:35:10] <Soft> because i had a goodun
  240. [07:35:12] <Soft> short & sweet
  241. [07:35:15] <Soft> so i was playing vidya
  242. [07:35:18] <Soft> on an emulator
  243. [07:35:21] <Soft> with nose controls
  244. [07:35:28] <Soft> like i used my nose
  245. [07:35:31] <Soft> in place of controls
  246. [07:35:42] <Soft> and pushed down on the nostrils as buttons
  247. [07:35:52] <Soft> but that's all i remember
  248. [07:35:52] <Soft> fin
  249.  
  250. ?
  251. [16:59:05] <Giantree> tfw you don't have maryjanes to wear
  252. [16:59:16] <Giantree> i've been having a lot of dreams about it lately though
  253.  
  254. December 9
  255. [01:26:38] <Giantree> apparently
  256. [01:26:39] <Giantree> i had had
  257. [01:26:43] <Giantree> a dream about the cold also
  258. [01:26:51] <Giantree> and i wrapped myself ina  blanket in public
  259. [01:26:57] <@SumDumD00d> what a chilling nightmare
  260. [01:27:03] <Giantree> which i suddenly recalled as i threw my - nice - blanket on
  261.  
  262. December 15
  263. [03:13:16] <Giantree> so i will now
  264. [03:13:26] <Giantree> describe my dream haul
  265. [03:13:41] <Giantree> the most recent one was
  266. [03:13:51] <Giantree> the olds got a replacement doggo
  267. [03:14:07] <Giantree> with the same name as the last doggo
  268. [03:14:09] <Giantree> but smaller
  269. [03:14:11] <Giantree> like
  270. [03:14:14] <Giantree> a chihuahua
  271. [03:14:30] <@SumDumD00d> ratdog
  272. [03:14:37] <Giantree> and he has the exact same attitude and everything
  273. [03:14:38] <Giantree> yeah
  274. [03:14:41] <Giantree> s. weird
  275. [03:14:47] <Giantree> the one before that though
  276. [03:15:02] <Giantree> i was inside a train
  277. [03:15:13] <Giantree> and i guess i was sonic
  278. [03:15:21] <Giantree> i don't know why i was sonic
  279. [03:15:30] <@SumDumD00d> it's
  280. [03:15:32] <@SumDumD00d> happening
  281. [03:15:32] <Giantree> but it was like
  282. [03:15:32] <@SumDumD00d> to
  283. [03:15:33] <@SumDumD00d> you
  284. [03:15:33] <@SumDumD00d> too
  285. [03:15:35] <Giantree> what
  286. [03:15:40] <Giantree> did this happen to foolz
  287. [03:15:43] <@SumDumD00d> no
  288. [03:15:48] <@SumDumD00d> earlier conver
  289. [03:15:51] <@SumDumD00d> with lime
  290. [03:15:52] <@SumDumD00d> about
  291. [03:15:58] <@SumDumD00d> the tapir
  292. [03:16:00] <@SumDumD00d> in dream
  293. [03:16:02] <Giantree> oh
  294. [03:16:04] <Giantree> huh
  295. [03:16:05] <Giantree> yeah
  296. [03:16:20] <@SumDumD00d> i mean that's more
  297. [03:16:22] <@SumDumD00d> cwc than sonic
  298. [03:16:23] <@SumDumD00d> but
  299. [03:16:24] <Giantree> but it didn't last long
  300. [03:16:24] <@SumDumD00d> contin
  301. [03:16:28] <@SumDumD00d> k
  302. [03:16:31] <Giantree> because a thing happened
  303. [03:16:39] <Giantree> and then i was a loli
  304. [03:16:42] <Giantree> with a black husband
  305. [03:16:45] <Giantree> and a kid
  306. [03:16:48] <Giantree> who was also black
  307. [03:16:53] <Giantree> and the dream forgot i was sonic before
  308. [03:16:57] <Giantree> which was ??????????
  309. [03:17:02] <Giantree> but the thing that happened
  310. [03:17:03] <Giantree> was
  311. [03:17:10] <@SumDumD00d> horrb
  312. [03:17:18] <Giantree> some flying earwig/centipede/etc thing
  313. [03:17:24] <Giantree> flying into my ear
  314. [03:17:29] <Giantree> and crawling through my brain
  315. [03:17:32] <Giantree> and it was HUGE
  316. [03:17:38] <Giantree> so it hurt like shit
  317. [03:17:46] <Giantree> it was like
  318. [03:17:53] <Giantree> a supernatural kind of pain i can't describe
  319. [03:17:59] <Giantree> but it was kind of awesome
  320. [03:18:10] <Giantree> i still kind of felt it when i woke up
  321.  
  322. December 30
  323. [01:19:35] <Giantree> giantree dream diary time
  324. [01:19:44] <@SumDumD00d> wwg
  325. [01:19:52] <Giantree> i gotta bring this one fast because it's fading
  326. [01:19:53] <Giantree> but
  327. [01:19:57] <Giantree> i guess
  328. [01:20:06] <Giantree> i had some distant relatives coming to visit
  329. [01:20:09] <Giantree> and among them
  330. [01:20:13] <Giantree> was a little girl
  331. [01:20:25] <Giantree> who didn't care about old people shit so she watched little girl shows with me
  332. [01:20:35] <Giantree> and then sat on my lap as i played blatantly lolicon videogames
  333. [01:20:46] <Giantree> making teasing comments while i did it
  334. [01:20:48] <Giantree> d i a m o n d s
  335. [01:21:19] <Giantree> that's the main part
  336. [01:21:26] <Giantree> but sometime during the dreamtime
  337. [01:21:29] <Giantree> for some reason
  338. [01:21:31] <Giantree> i got a horse
  339. [01:21:39] <Giantree> and instead of my car, i'd ride the horse everywhere
  340. [01:21:52] <Giantree> sometimes i would let my horse in my house
  341. [01:22:02] <Giantree> and when i did, it would immediately jump on my couch and go to sleep
  342. [01:22:05] <Giantree> i know 100%
  343. [01:22:18] <Giantree> that this was a reference to a series of /an/ posts i read yesterday
  344. [01:22:47] <Giantree> where a super retarded anon said he wanted to get a "minihorse" to live inside his house and then got pissy and defensive when the entire board banded together to tell him that was retarded
  345. [01:23:00] <@SumDumD00d> what
  346. [01:23:01] <Giantree> actually when i wake up i'll go find that, it was funny shit
  347. [01:23:05] <@SumDumD00d> there are minihorse
  348. [01:23:21] <Giantree> no that guy was just retarded
  349. [01:24:07] <@SumDumD00d> but yeah little girl dreams
  350. [01:24:10] <@SumDumD00d> are way more vivid
  351. [01:24:15] <@SumDumD00d> then they have any business being
  352. [01:24:24] <@SumDumD00d> or at least they stand out 2much
  353. [01:24:28] <@SumDumD00d> in dream memoriez
  354. [01:25:52] <Giantree> yeah
  355. [01:25:58] <Giantree> https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/2263698/#2276294 ok found it
  356.  
  357. January 2, 2017
  358. [10:55:17] <Giantree> oh yeah
  359. [10:55:21] <Giantree> mostly faded
  360. [10:55:27] <Giantree> but dream diary time:
  361. [10:55:45] <Giantree> i think i was part of a school or something
  362. [10:55:50] <Giantree> that went on a field trip to like
  363. [10:55:54] <Giantree> japan maybe?
  364. [10:56:05] <Giantree> and we were on a plane
  365. [10:56:17] <Giantree> this was before pokémon gen 7 came out
  366. [10:56:20] <Giantree> but during the leak
  367. [10:56:26] <Giantree> so i played a pirated copy of sun on the plane
  368. [10:56:27] <Giantree> however
  369. [10:56:32] <Giantree> the creator of the series was there
  370. [10:56:38] <Giantree> watching me play the pirated copy of sun
  371. [10:56:43] <Giantree> and i laughed in his face while playing it
  372. [10:57:35] <Giantree> i mean because i knew who he was
  373. [10:57:40] <Giantree> and then stuff happened
  374. [10:57:45] <Giantree> and i guess months/years(?) later
  375. [10:57:47] <Giantree> i was on
  376. [10:57:50] <Giantree> an elevator?
  377. [10:58:00] <Giantree> and he was there too
  378. [10:58:05] <Giantree> while we were going down
  379. [10:58:13] <Giantree> and he told me that he cried for a whole day after that
  380. [10:58:38] <Giantree> and i don't remember exactly what i said, but it was some sort of "psssh nothing personnel kid" style comment about how i'm a pirate and it doesn't matter how he feels
  381. [10:58:52] <Giantree> and then i woke up, leaving it ambiguous for whether he strangled me to death or not
  382. [10:59:14] <Giantree> i think it was emphasized that i was a small middle/high school kid too
  383. [10:59:19] <Giantree> for addfitional adult danger
  384. [10:59:56] <Giantree> because i spent most of yesterday "playing" some /d/ shit where the hottest route also focused on the protag being in that position
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