Recently I've purchased an Intel i7 940; I am completely satisfied. When the package arrived at my door step I was overcome with joy; my little heart beat so very fast that day. When I quickly, yet genitally unwrapped the box I slowly began inserting my finger into my rectum. The pleasure of the i7 made me explode across the room. Eventually after hours of searching for the remains of this emission, I managed to collect it in a dish; which I would later plan to use as my heatsink compound. I loved that processor like a woman – it's four 64bit cores would scream with ecstasy when I ran a game, thus enticing me to please myself with the processor. In all aspects this processor outperforms all others; I highly recommend it!