Shitty Incomplete Any% DS3

Assasin - Firebombs
##Pickup Ashen Estus thing

(Buy 4 Boners (or buy 1 and grab the 3 on roof of "Firelink Shrine" before entrance to bird nest and Silver Ring) ,Dagger, Shortsword)

Warp to "High Wall of Lothric"
##Pickup pine resin in hidden window below the stone dragon

Run around dragon fire death trap
Use spook to make long drop to Vordt

Run to the lady who gives the banner
##Pickup Banner from lady and run to Vordt
-Kill Vordt- w/Shortsword Pine Resin
Sit at bonfire then use the banner to warp

Run across bridge
Do shortcut thingie around the building to the big door to next area
Run to next bonfire with Anri and the mute guy

Do "Farron Keep" zelda stuff
##Pick up sellsword twinblades and coal from the "Farron Keep Perimeter" bonfire
-Kill Abyss d00ds-

##Pickup Grave Warden’s Ashes in Catacombs behind the illusory wall after the bonfire
-Kill Wolnir- with **Charcoal Pine Resin

Warp back to "Firelink Shrine"
Give bitch the ashes

^^Upgrade sellsword as much as possible and infuse with Sharp Gem
^^Level up to 34 Dex

Warp to "Farren Keep Perimeter" next to boss
##Pickup Grass Crest Shield
-Kill Crystal Sage- w/ **Carthus Rouge

##Pickup Paladin Armor
##Pickup Estus Shard at statue near chapel
-Kill Deacons- w/ **Alluring Skulls

Head to Yorm
##Pickup Storm Ruler
-Kill that Tall Fucker-

Warp to "Irythyll"
-Kill Lizard Mini Boss-
Equip Ring from Mini Boss
-Kill Pontiff Sulivan- w/ [unknown buff]

##Pickup Eastener’s Ashes after Pontiff Sulivan near the Javelin Shooting Knights
Light "Anor Londo" bonfire
Warp to "Firelink Shrine"

(Buy 12 Large TItties, 2 Homeword Boners)

^^Upgrade Sellsword Twin Blades
^^Upgrade Estus
^^Level Up: 17 End, 40 Dex

Warp to "Anor Londo" bonfire
-Beat the fuck outta Aldrich- w/ **Carthus Rouge

-Kill Dancer- w/ **Carthus Rouge

Climb ladder and head to Dragonslayer
-Kill Dragonslayer- w/ **Pale Pine Resin

Head to twin princes through "Grand Archives"
-Kill Twin Princes- w/ **Carthus Rouge

Warp to "Firelink Shrine"
^^Level up: 16 Vig, 29-30 End
-Kill end game Baddy- w/ [unknown buff]