Off brand bleach and a candy overdose

>Drink off-brand bleach
>Wake up in r63 Equestria
>None of the mares will even give you the time of day
>Not that you can blame them, with all the massive ponyshafts that are always on display
>Just leaking candy-flavored (or so you've heard) spooge all over the place
>You can't help but watch the pretty ponies getting mounted all over town
>You're more than a little bit jealous
>The only one who will listen to your whining at the bar is a minty-green unicorn stallion
>You tell him you just don't understand what all the fuss is about
>He tells you he wouldn't mind showing you, if you'll just follow him back to the alley
So you follow him out, not even noticing the signal he flashes at the rest of the patrons

"See Anon? They're not interested in you because you can't compete."
>You're hardly listening to him, more focused on the thick, fleshy tube that's hanging out of his sheath
>You've seen marshmallow horsecocks all around town but you haven't had a chance to get a good luck at one
>He's clearly enjoying the attention, his formerly limp member hardens and starts to drool
>You lean in and take a deep whiff of his pulsing balls
>It's as musky as you would expect, but with sweet minty undertones
>He can tell you like it
"Go on, have a taste"
>A quick lick couldn't hurt anything right?
>He shudders as you run your tongue over his head
>Of course it's fucking delicious, why wouldn't it be?
>Discarding your remaining dignity, you wrap your hands around his base and shove the shaft in your mouth
>Apparently he's a pretty sensitive guy, it doesn't take much teasing with your tongue before you're choking down delicious candy semen
>You pull away and lie back against the wall, he stands over you with a grin
>He's going limp but still spurting, your jeans are probably going to be ruined by the pool of thick horsecum that's gathering in your crotch
"So now that you've had a taste, you want the main event?"
>You're not sure what exactly he means, but you nod anyway
Can't be that bad, right?

>He tells you to stand, so you do
>He tells you to walk over to the stack of crates, so you do
>He tells you to remove your pants, you hesitate, but they're already a mess so you do
>Your boxers are soaked through, so you go ahead and take those off too
>You're licking your fingers clean when he tells you to turn around
>He tells you this will only hurt a bit, you start to ask what when he jumps on your back
>You lean over the stacked crates and shudder as he enters you
"Oof, you're a tight one"
>You're glad that at least he's got your spit for lube
>And he's nice enough to jerk  you off with his magic
>Well, it's not so much of a jerking as it is a light teasing
>Still, anything to distract you from the pain of penetration
>Although now that you've had a chance to adjust to it, it's really not so bad
>His rhythmic pounding is actually kind of nice, and the warm pre he's pumping you with feels pretty good
>The two of you climax simultaneously, he fills you up while you spray a larger than average load from your swollen, purple cock
Wait, what?

>You collapse against the wall, he sits next to you, panting
>You just stare at your cock, it's not nearly as big as your new friend's, but it's definitely larger than normal
>Plus your erection isn't normally deep purple
>You turn to the unicorn to ask him what's going on when you notice that the two of you aren't alone
>How long have these stallions been watching, anyway?
>The bartender speaks up
"You're looking pretty confused, kid. The long and short of it is you're becoming one of us."
"Well, not exactly one of us. We're here to make sure you come out right"
>He turns to the unicorn beside him, the only mare in the gang
"If you would be so kind as to get us started, ma'am"
>She nods her head, her horn glows brightly
>You hardly notice the glow on all the stallion's cocks because you're too busy focusing on the wonderful pressure that's being applied to your own

>A slight tickle on your massive horseballs is all it takes for you to spray yourself in the face
>Blinded, you cry out and fall on your side as the ponies in front of you moan and grunt obscenely
>You try to wipe the cream out of your eyes, but your efforts are fruitless
>You're peppered with a warm, sticky torrent as the stallions unload on you
>Rope after rope of thick, delicious spunk coats your body makes it harder and harder to move
>You're practically glued to the ground at this point
>The tingling electricity running through your skin is making it hard to think
>Not to mention those beers are starting to catch up with you
>You decide maybe you'll just go to sleep in the little cocoon the ponies were nice enough to provide you with
>As the darkness overtakes you, you hear the muffled voice of the unicorn mare asking the men if they're up for another round

>You awaken the next morning, feeling refreshed but drenched from the hard rain that's washed you clean
>Passing out in an alley on the night before a storm? You must have gotten pretty hammered last night
>You check your reflection in a puddle
>Your mane is a mess but otherwise you're looking great
>You give your firm, earthpony flank a shake to confirm you've got it going on (of course you do)
>You thought you had some errands to run in town, but nothing comes to mind, so you wander around briefly before settling on a bench
>It's not long before you're interrupted by a handsome stallion clearing his throat
"If you don't mind me asking, what is a pretty lady like yourself doing alone in the rain?"
>His horn glows as the umbrella he was wearing on his back floats up and over you
>He's an attractive unicorn, off-white coat and a fancy raincoat
>When you don't answer, he asks if you would be so kind as to join him for breakfast
>Apparently he's just finished work on a dress and he needs a model for a show this weekend
>You tell him you've never done anything like that before, he's shocked because a pretty mare like you will be perfect for his pretty dresses
>You're not sure about that, but you are pretty sure you're gonna go crazy if you can't get this guy to fuck you